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story on "action news" tonight is the return to philadelphia of the only american wounded in the turkey terrorist attack and the continuing search for the terrorist. these are images of the man who walked into anise stan bull nightclub where 600 people were celebrating the new year. after killing a police officer and civilian outside he went inside to let loose with a seven minute long barrel horror show. 39 people were killed, 70 injured. tonight, turkish authorities claim they are close to identifying the gunman. at the same time today isis claimed responsibility for the mass shooting. it's seen as a retaliation against turkey's strikes against isis in syria. jeanette reyes is there where jacob raak returned from istanbul and his close brush

with death. jeanette? >> simply put, he's lucky to be alive. he was shot in the hip. doctorsare saying his phone may have saved his life because it blocked the bullet. he arrived and was escorted to his car by officials before we could speak with him. tonight, the only known american known to survive an attack in turkey is home with his family. he spoke to the media in turkey before being whisked away in a wheelchair for his flight back home. >> i don't want to talk about the shooting. i want to say it's a very good country. it's so unfortunate that this is happening to you guys. i feel for everybody here. > raak is a small business owner living

in delaware. he was visiting turkey with friends to ring in the new year. several of his friends were also shot. he and others played dead to survive. >> i have called one person. they are shooting. i'm hiding. >> he landed ats the airport around 7:50. officialsescorted him out by an exit not used by international passengers. >> raak said he would visit turkey again at a time it's safer. for now, he's back home with family. we are told they are relieved he's alive and well and beginning the road to recovery. jeanette reyes "action news" 6:00. >> a warehouse fire in huntington park forced the evacuation of a dozen homes. it broke out just before 9:00 on

41st street. the fire was placed under control in half an hour. everybody is now back home. >> after two weeks on the run the south jersey man wanted for murdering his estranged wife is now in can you sayty. a manhunt led to the capture of injure maya monell today. he slashed the throat of 35-year-old tara o'shea in cumberland county in front of their 12-year-old son. a pedestrian was is struck and killed tonight in montgomery county on the 9200 block of mills pike at 7:30. no word on the identity of the victim or whether the driver will face charges. the fbi thinks there are bank bandits involved in holdups that

struck again this afternoon in the port richmond area of philadelphia. investigators believe they robbed other banks since the middle of december, two of them on the same day. a reward is offered for their capture. police are investigating a fight in southwest philadelphia. video of that altercation is spreading fast across social media. police are telling "action news" that a large group of teens was fighting at 54th and springfield this afternoon. as police broke up the fight one officer and a feem separated from the group. the officer threw with woman to the ground or so it appears, jumped on top of her and can be seen hitting her. the video doesn't show what happened before that. "action news" has the video as well. internal affairs is investigating. >> the beverage tax went into e nect yesterday mork.

it's getting quite a reaction. christie lleto, what have you been hearing about this tonight? >> >> jim, it's all people are talking about at grocery stores. customers are checking and double checking their receipts to see how hard their wallets are being hit. >> are you kidding? that's what she was asking herself as she left the shop at university. it spells out the cost of the two sodas and drink tax that went into effect january 1st. a tax on any sugary beverage. >> if you have buy a 12 pack for $5, $3 tax on it. >> customers on woodhaven road snapped this photo of a pack of diet green tea and the price search of what normally costs

$4.99. the money will fund the pray your's pree k program. >> i understand the schools need money but there are other ways to go about it. >> i'm trying to budget and economize. >> the mayor's office tells "action news" the tax is under distribution of sweetened beverages like coca-cola to supermarkets. distributors don't have to pass it on to customers. >> smaller businesses like us, we don't buy corporate, buy in bulk like wal-mart. we don't save as much on soda, so it's affecting us first hand. >> they are already getting an earful about the higher prices and wonder what this means for their future. >> the businesses take a hit with profits and customers take a hit in payments.

it's a lose/lose in philadelphia right now with the tax. >> in the meantime many can you say wheremanycustomers are vowit sugary drinks. >> so now i know. i'll drink water. >> there are some drinks banned from the tax, such as baby formula and drinks with fresh fruits and vegetables. jim? >> thanks, christie. >> the gas tax has gone up from eight cents a gallon. diesel taxes went up 11-cents a gallon. the extra cost is the result of a law passed in 2013 with the revenue funding road and transportation projects. this is the third and final hike under that law. police say a heavy set man in south jersey has been exposing himself to female victims one

time running toward a pair of teenaged girls. witnesses say he was wearing nothing but a pair of sneakers last friday in midtownship. they are investigating cases december 30th and 31st. >> the suspect got out of the vehicle completely naked and looked into a trash can at one resident's house. >> the suspect is described as being overweight and having expressive body hair. he was seen driving a white jeep with a decal on the passenger side of the window. >> president obama reacted to kim jong un that they may enter into the new year with a trump of a ballistic missile. trump said north korea said they are in the stages of developing a nuclear weapon capable of

reaching parts of the u.s. it won't happen. >> trump is striking out at his critics. he tweeted various media outlets and pundits say i thought i was going to lose the election. wrong. >> president obama has returned from his vacation with three weeks to go. he will deliver his farewell speech next week in chicago. he will work with democrats in congress to try to make it more difficult for republicans to replace the affordable care act. democrats are attacking eight of trump's cabinet picks to slow down the process unless they have thorough financial documents. >> the congress will be sworn in tomorrow. there is outrage over an 11th hour maneuver by house republicans. they have voted to strip the independence from ethics and put it under the control of

lawmakers. they col both houses. democrats and watchdog agencies are crying foul saying it's the opposite of draining the swamp and went against the wishes of house speaker paul ryan. >> it was an incredible football game but the rose bowl was the place of heartbreak for penn state fans tonight. they lost 52-49. "action news" reporter dann cuellar was at the fieldhouse. a rollercoaster of emotions for the nittany lion faithful tonight. >> that's right, jim. i have to tell you, this had to be one of the greatest bowl games ever. a real nail biter. it looked like penn state was on the way to victory with the team's reputation of coming back from behind in the second half. >> coming back there halftime

penn state was behind but took the lead early on making it 28 28-27. [o >> usc would inch their way back and late in the fourth quarter the lion's suffered back to back 15-yard penalties and couldn't avoid losing the season. the mood quickly clanged. >changed.>> it looked like pennd the game. >> i don't know what happened. we still love you. it's more than football. >> it's heartbreak. we played good all season. penn state deserved to win. we should have won. >> we'll come back top six, top ten next season. i trust the returning seniors. they had it all the way. defense coming up big at the

end. what a season, they came out of nowhere. you have to give them credit. >> fans were supportive all the way and raised $800 in the fundraiser to benefit the fight against pediatric cancer. dann cuellar, "action news" 6:00. >> thank you, dan. still to come, penn state hear frs the coach. >> and a chemical tragedy as a pesticide kills four children and sends half dozen others to the hospital. >> and chaos across the country tonight. we have details on what caused the lines. cecily? >> storm tracker showing the next batch of rain on the way plus a true taste of winter.

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>> the pennsylvania state trooper shot to death friday night not far from altoona has been remembered as a model officer. governor wolf visited the station where landon weaver worked. he was gunned down allegedly by jason robison answering an abuse call. he praised weaver and said all should be thankful for what police do everyday. >> online border protection is coming back after being out. this scene in miami. the lines were not as severe in philadelphia tonight. a custom's agency is apologizing for the trouble but doesn't know what caused the problem. >> a mishap with a pesticide

killed four children in amarillo, texas and sent six other people to the hospital. officials say someone sprayed pesticide under the home. when residents complained of fumes, someone tried to wash it off with water releasing fumes. ten first responders answering the emergency call also went to the hospital. >> pope francis is asking for commitment from his bishops to ensure children are not sexually abused by clergy saying there is zero tolerance for childhood sexual abuse. the sin of covering up the denial, the sin of the abuse of power. >> health check, researchers are sounding the alarm of sales practices in supplements.

they posed as a high school athlete. three times the boy was recommended to take cree tin and one in ten a testosterone booster. doctors worry about the effect on developing bodies of teenagers. >> how would you like it if you could unplug at home. a new law in france gives workers the right to disconnect once off the clock. french unions argue that digital technology forces workers to work without being paid. >> dick clark ente enterprises y

sabotaging mariah carey's performance calling the accusation absurd. she said her ear piece didn't work and was told it would be okay but apparently, it was not. >> people in our business may know the term mix minus. >> that's where you hear yourself a second or so delayed. you have to pull the ear piece out right away. we have all had that. i have to put it back in now. storm tracker 6 double scan showing a break from the rain right now, however, there is another batch on the way tomorrow. don't put the umbrellas away yet. temperatures show you that here in philadelphia area, the delaware valley, lehigh valley, temperatures above freezing, 41 philadelphia, allentown and redding 37. cape may 47. temperatures hold steady overnight. poconos, 31-degrees.

freezing fog there. also, that's reducing visibility, advisability in the poconos down to half a mile. allentown, two miles, visibility three mikes in quaker town. we are between systems, rain about a half inch has moved on. there is another storm waiting in the wings. this one caused severe weather across the deep south. four confirmed fatalities in, in alabama thanks to tornadoes. we won't get the severe weather but we get another round of rain, most of it in the middle of the day. a good idea to allow extra time heading back to work and school. patchy drizzle, cloud, fogs, likely causing delays with steady rain arriving after the morning rush. 8:30 plenty of clouds and

drizzle. steady rain arriving in time for lunch. at noon, rain across the viewing area lifting out thursday looking at generally another half inch of rain. behind the system, we get a break in the action wednesday, partly sunny, mild. 54-degrees, a series of cold fronts moving through, the first wednesday afternoon kicking up the winds. the second, bringing cold air for the end of the week, temperatures not out of the 30s, and snow thursday night into friday. the exclusive accuweather forecast, tomorrow a great day to be indoors, rainy, dreary, today 43, tomorrow 50. wednesday, 54. temperatures drop 35-degrees thursday. lots of clouds. thursday night and friday, snow showers possible, 34-degrees and temperatures continue to drop

saturday. 32 the high. the arctic high could suppress a storm system to the south moving off of the coast of the carolinas. if that happens, we miss out on snow. sunday, cooler, 31. monday, mostly sunny with a high of 33-degrees. if you have one day you need to do outdoor activities, early wednesday. not bad, just on the wednesday side. >> thank you, cecily. >> three sisters on shark tank tonight opened their first restaurant. it opened at the common table 48th street between spruce and pine in west philadelphia. the sisters were hard at work in the kitchen expanlding from sauces to burgers, chicken, seafood and more. it's called the common table. jimmy kimme"jimmy kimmel live" t

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to the rose bowl. follows the same pattern to the end. nittany li lions fall behind, breaking off the 139-yards, three t.d.'s, 28 point in the quarter. penn state takes the lead. back come the trojans, sam with a 2927-yard strike to burnett with 80 sectds to play tieing the game at 49. lions with the ball. ex-accuse. chase mcstorely third interception of the game leads to this. matt from 46-yards out, missed two earlier in the game. not this time. time expires, penn state falls 52-49usc. >> it hurts. it's the first time i ever cried after a loss in college.

>> i couldn't be more proud. i know this probably sounds crazy, but i wouldn't be more proud sitting here tonight with a win. i couldn't be more proud of our guys. >> still a great season for them. the day after for the eagles, every team goes through it. they hope it's later rather than sooner, birds cleaned out the lockers today. they ended with a win over the cowboys, but the season as a whole, finishing after the 7-0 start, they vowed to keep working. >> nowhere near we need to be, but we have done good things too. >> it's tough. we know how good of a team we can be. we were not able to pull out games we should have pulled out. >> people are optimistic and excited to take time off and get back to work on 2017.

>> offensive coordinator frank wright may be on the move. the birds contacted him for their sports vaikty. more sports after the break. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ rach. next rachael! ♪

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>> the sixers have the night off. tomorrow night they host the t. wolves. the wins have been scarce but the sixers say don't underestimate them. >> i feel like we try to win every game we can. we have been in most games.

we are so young. >> college basketball delaware loses at home to charleston, 55-56. >> drexel home the northeastern day first half action rodney williams leading the way, scoring 14 of the 20 points first half. williams at the other end, 24 for him. drexel loses in overtime, 75-70. >> that's sports. >> thank you, ducis. "jimmy kimmel live" next followed by "nightline." joe mychael and the bachelor next. >> we continue at 4:3 4:30. ducis rodgers and the entire "action news" team, goodnight. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

if i'm rejected again, i will be heartbroken, so i hope she says yes. >> jimmy: oh, my god. that was incredible! this is gonna be a great season. can you imagine getting to date nick? >> yeah. >> definitely. >> jimmy: no, but seriously. just imagine. living in that mansion with all those other women, drinking chardonnay at the cocktail parties, seeing nick's abs up close, sticking your tongue down his throat -- >> yeah. we can imagine. >> jimmy: wearing 19 different beaded evening gowns, crying in the back of a limo, getting chlamydia in the hot tub -- >> yes! we can imagine! >> jimmy: wait a minute. i just realized something. are we on a two on one right now? it's time to make your fantasy

sweet. >> oh, yeah. [ applause ] >> tonight. get ready for an episode of "jimmy kimmel live!" unlike anything you've ever seen before. featuring the most shocking, unbelievable monologue in late night television history. an interview with joel mchale that will leave you speechless, for decades. a conversation with bachelor nick that will change everything you have ever thought about anything in your entire life. and then, kaitlyn and andi sit down with nick and jimmy for a chat so explosive, you will literally die. and finally, one of these men will be going home. actually, all of them will be going, because they don't live here. it's all happening tonight, on a very special "jimmy kimmel live: here for the right reasons." and now, here to begin this

amazing journey, rosetradamus himself, jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. this is an amazing journey. welcome to the new year. that's very nice. we are back to work. i hope your vacation selfies got a lot of likes over the break. i'll tell you something. it's always funny coming back and asking your co-workers how their vacation was even though you saw every moment of it exhaustively documented on instagram. we are back in the nick of time. literally. tonight on abc the season premiere of "the bachelor." the bachelor, nick viall is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] i'll say it will be nice for him to be on a show where not everyone is trying to have sex with him all the time. for those who don't know the story, before becoming the

bachelor nick was on "the bachelorette" two times which is unusual. he was on one season of "bachelor in paradise." this is his fourth tour of duty. this time, he has vowed to give america a happy ending, and yes, we will have to pay extra for that. [ laughter ] so believe it or not, this is the 21st season of "the bachelor," and the biggest season. this time, there were 30 women to choose from. it's funny, you know, if a mandates 30 women on tv, it's a reality show. if he does it in real life, it's a cult. [ laughter ] the women they picked this year, it's a diverse group, and it really is great, it shows young women, that when it comes to love between two people, it doesn't matter what race you are, what job you have or where you come from, so long as you are under 110 pounds and have medium to large-sized breasts. you can find love. [ laughter ] my wife is so excited about this show. i consider my wife to be a very intelligent, balanced woman. she doesn't go overboard. she is appropriately enthusiastic in every situation, until this show comes on.

[ laughter ] then she turns into -- you know that guy at the raiders games who paints his face black and he has skulls with spikes? coming out of him shoulders? that's my wife when "the bachelor" comes on tv. i keep a taser tucked in the sofa just in case she turns on me. she loves it. my favorite part is i like the first part when the contestants pull up and introduce themselves. these women get out of the limo, which by the way they kind of make it seem like each woman has her own limo, she's traveled there from the airport. that's not how it works. there's one limo that circles around like an airport shuttle. they are standing at a bus stop waiting for them to get picked up. anyway. i like the part when they have all 30 women come up one by one. to meet the bachelor, tell him they want to be with him. it's like the bunny ranch but with a wedding at the end. and almost all of them feel the need to do something funny to make an impression on him. >> i hear you like a good hump. >> wow. i don't think i've ever seen a camel before.

>> where are we going with this? >> i need you to turn around for me. >> you're leaning in my book. [ speaking foreign language ] >> so do you know that girl wearing underwear? >> i don't. >> neither do i. >> whoo, pig suey! >> oh, my god. >> i'm so excited to meet you. and i dolphin-itally can't wait to go inside. >> jimmy: you're dolphin-itally not making it past week three. [ laughter ] that was a woman named alexis. she is an aspiring dolphin trainer who wore a costume. it sparked what might be the biggest controversy of the new year so far. >> oh, my god. a shark! >> i'm a dolphin. >> oh. >> she is in a shark costume, but she is a dolphin. >> i just love dolphins.

>> that's a dolphin and not a shark? >> i'm a dolphin. >> i keep thinking it's a shark. are we sure? it's a dolphin? >> there's a debate whether she is a shark or dolphin. >> jimmy: obviously, she is a dolphin. sharks don't make that noise. [ laughter ] by the way, she got a rose. which had to make the women who didn't feel very good about themselves. the big twist tonight, the big drama was that nick didn't seem to recognize a contestant named liz, even though they apparently met at a wedding and had sex six months ago. she got out of the limo and he just kind of looked puzzled. and then we saw a season preview rith a lot of the other women crying about this. apparently, they found out and they were sobbing. i don't know if they thought he was a virgin going into this or what. [ laughter ] if i was the bachelor, right at the start of the show i'd make an announcement. listen, everybody. i want this to be fair, and all of you to be treated equally, so i'm going to be having sex with everyone in this house. [ laughter ]

chris harrison included. [ laughter ] so if you have a problem with that, go be on "survivor" or something like that. some of these women come in maybe because nick has been on "the bachelor" 15 times now. some of them are actually -- they're starstruck when they meet him, like justin timberlake walked in the room. they are in love with a guy they have never met, which, you know, is a recipe for a strong long-term relationship. [ laughter ] probably the most aggressive of the women was corinne who repeatedly said, i run a multimillion dollar business. of course it's her father's multi-million dollar business. and corinne has something i doubt any other 24-year-old woman living in america has. >> hi. i'm corinne. i'm 24 and live in miami. corinne's world is glamorous. i live with my family and i work with them. we are together 24/7. can you have raquel get me my snacks? that would be great. >> okay.

>> and there's my nanny, raquel. she does everything for me. thank you so much. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she has a nanny who brings her cucumbers. which as far as red flags go is downright maroon. [ laughter ] i mean, but corinne is in. she got a rose. we also met raven tonight who owns a fashion boutique in arkansas, which is funny, but she also -- [ laughter ] she appears to be very down to earth. >> i'm raven gates, and welcome to arkansas. i have an amazing family. i have an amazing life except i'm lonely and i want love. nick is very attractive, and i know he has had his heart broken. >> jimmy: oh, my god. you hate to -- [ laughter ] that's so raven. nick sent eight women home tonight. we are down to 22. nobody wants to go home, but here's the thing.

if none of the women go home, who would be around to teach us pilates? they need to get back to work. [ laughter ] i love the jobs on "the bachelor." it's four real jobs and then 20 that they made up. like vip cocktail waitress. "twin" was a job on the show. i noticed that an inright side nat number of the women on the show are dental hygienists. we made up a game. "bachelor" fans -- it's time to put your intuition and aptitude for trivia to work. dental hygienist or not? [ cheers and applause ] shannon from season 13. was she a dental hygienist or not? shannon was a dental hygienist. from season 19, mckenzie. was she a dental hygienist or --? no? the audience says no. and yes, she was a dental hygienist. all right. we go back to season 15, and

ashley herbert was -- the audience says yes. some of the gentlemen say she was a dental student. although by now she's probably a dental hygienist. in a way everyone was right. next up, monica from season 16. dental hygienist or not? we are split again. monica was a dental consultant. which is not a hygienist. they just talk about teeth. they don't do anything, and finally, from season 20, mandy kramer. mandy, dental hygienist or not? mandy was a dentist! not a dental hygienist. stop being so sexist. it's 2017. women can be dentists now. and that was "dental hygienist or not." [ cheers and applause ] i will say this. it didn't seem so great on tv, but if you play it on nitrous oxide it's a lot of fun. the best job hands down is

aspiring dolphin trainer. the dolphin girl who accidentally dressed as a shark was the breakout star of the night. in order to further her career in marine biology, we paired it the audio with tonight's premiere of "the bachelor," we paired it with the old hannah barbera tar toon "jabberjaw." and it works. >> i have a shark, and she thinks she is a dolphin. that's a concern. >> i'm excited to know you more honestly. i'm in a dolphin [ bleep ] suit. >> i mean, it's a shark. >> i want to be the first dolphin to get a [ bleep ] rose tonight. >> so that's a dolphin and not a shark? >> i'm a dolphin. >> i keep thinking it's a shark. [ making dolphin noise ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break. when we come back, mariah carey gave quite a performance on new year's eve, and i'll share my thoughts on that, and we'll be back with bachelor, nick,

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exercising and losing weight is tied for second. losing weight is -- it's too hard. i decided to shoot for -- this year instead of weight, i'm losing blood. [ laughter ] i'm going to -- it's a lot more doable. guillermo, i saw your new year's resolution on facebook. >> that's right. >> jimmy: let's put that on the screen there. my resolution for 2017 is do more yoga and meditation. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> it's good! >> jimmy: you meditate? >> yeah. i want to be relaxed and happy, you know. >> jimmy: do you sit down and meditate? >> i do. >> jimmy: you know that's napping. that's not meditating. [ laughter ] how often do you go yoga? >> uh -- [ laughter ] . . >> once. >> if you do it twice this year you'll have achieved your goal. >> that's right. >> jimmy: do a yoga position for us. what that is? >> i think the share position.

i don't know. no the share position is like this. >> jimmy: the share position? >> yeah. like a share. >> jimmy: do downward chihuahua. let's see what that looks like. >> what? >> jimmy: never mind. [ laughter ] good luck with that. >> all right. >> jimmy: i had a weird thing happen over the break. my amazon alexa, you know, that thing fell in love with a hatchimal. they ran off together. i'm out 300 bucks. [ laughter ] [ drumroll ] >> jimmy: thanks. this is funny. my daughter who is 2 1/2 years old has conversations with alexa. like corinne with her nanny. the cucumbers. apparently this is a common thing. this is an interaction between alexa and a young boy that is basically every parent's worst nightmare about the future come to life. >> alexa, play ticker ticker. >> oh -- >> you want to play a station

for porn detective -- [ bleep ], [ bleep ] -- >> alexa, stop! >> jimmy: oh, yeah, alexa with three xs. [ laughter ] this is fun. this is from the auburn georgia basketball game. it was a time-out near the end the game. players from georgia found themselves in a huddle with an unexpected new teammate. >> 1:39 to go. allen harper is -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a team player right there. for both teams. mariah carey ended 2016 on a rough note. did you see her on "dick clark's new year's rocking ryan seacrest eve"? on the off chance you missed it, here's a little sample of the wreckage that was. ♪ when you left i lost a part of me ♪ ♪ is that so hard to believe ♪ come back because we belong together ♪

♪ times get rough ♪ who is going to talk to me on the phone until the sun comes up ♪ ♪ there ain't nobody better ♪ oh, baby, baby, we belong together, baby ♪ ♪ when you left >> jimmy: she lipped -- she just forgot to sync. [ laughter ] if you think about it, that was the perfect ending to 2016. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] next time, she should put peanut butter in mariah's mouth the make it look like she was doing something. she claims she was sabotaged by producers, or maybe it was by someone who was so upset they had to hear her christmas song a billion times last year. she says she believes someone at dick clark productions did some to boost ratings. for real.

she thinks they deliberately messed with her earpiece, which is such a crazy theory, some people think she might be positioning herself to run for president of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] mariah carey wasn't the only confused person in times square. we had this individual. ♪ come back, baby please because we belong together ♪ >> wearing novelty glasses that say 2007. maybe we found a time traveler. it was all very -- it was a confusing night. somehow that confusion even managed to befuddle gloria esstefan. >> come on, new york city, where are you? it's almost 2007! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we have a lot of fun in store tonight. it is our very special bachelor special.

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>> jimmy: welcome back friends and lovers of love. it is a night of intensely manufactured romance. the bachelor, nick viall, is here. nick will be greeted later on by two women who dumped him on television, andi and kaitlyn will be here. tomorrow night on the show will be at our regular time with taraji p. henson will be here, from "fences" jovan adepo. we will have music from mike posner, and later this week, kevin costner, joel edgerton, k. trevor wilson. music from fantastic negrito and andy richter, whom you know from conan, is here to promote his new game show which is based on a game show from our show. it's called "big fan." next monday night at this time, matthew mcconaughey and green bay packers quarterback aaron rodgers will go head to head with their biggest fans to find out who knows more about matthew mcconaughey and the packers' quarterback, aaron rodgers. that's next monday here on abc. starting at 10:00 p.m. [ cheers and applause ]

our next guest has not been a bachelor for 20 years but he loves helicopters and hot tubs more than anyone i know. his show is called "the great indoors." it airs thursday nights on cbs. he's hosted the people's choice awards on january 18th. please say hello to joel mchale. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you. >> jimmy: welcome. welcome. thank you for coming. happy new year to you. >> thank you. happy new year. should we clear this shark/dolphin [ bleep ] right now? >> jimmy: what's your opinion? >> it's a [ bleep ] shark costume. [ cheers and applause ] i asked them to pull up the stupid -- show the picture. those are gills. sharks breathe water.

to stay alive, they must move the water through them or they die. dolphins breathe air. thank you. >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> you're welcome, america. thank you. >> jimmy: i had no idea you knew so much about the sea. >> i do. thankfully -- i'm an oceanographer. >> jimmy: i didn't know. >> i'm going to fix that right now. >> jimmy: you hosted "the soup" how long? how many years? >> 36 years. >> jimmy: wow. >> i was fired by kim kardashian. >> jimmy: what? >> yep, yep. >> jimmy: is that right? >> she and her ass showed up in my dressing room, and it was, like, we're not all going to fit in here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was good-bye. >> that was good-bye last year, yeah. >> jimmy: was "the bachelor" a big part of the show? >> never showed a clip. it was a huge part because abc has a real hit in "the bachelor." but it wasn't -- because i always called it, oh, look at the parade of unstable sluts trying to get a date.

>> jimmy: that was the original title. [ laughter ] >> and then there was "the favor of love" came out with flavor flav, which that's what it was. [ laughter ] "the bachelor," they all pretend they want to fall in love. what's more scary is they think they actually will find it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you think they are pretending -- i think they actually -- >> i think you're right, which is really frightening. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but we -- my favorite bachelor was brad womack who chose no one. i was, like, greatest, most sensible person. ever. >> jimmy: you're right, that's right. >> then they brought him back and he chose someone. >> jimmy: you're right. >> i also love jake because he looked like he should have starred in "american psycho." [ laughter ] he was terrifying and he and nick do the same thing, which is they talk while smiling. if you watch -- hopefully you have seen it. if you watch nick, he is coming out here, and they have almost finished shaving down his body