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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- amy adams. from "moonlight," naomie harris. and music from blink-182. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for standing in the rain to be out here. it has been raining here in l.a. for not one but two days in a
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row. and is there someone we could sue about this? you know, people on the east coast laugh at us, because for them, the rain isn't a big deal. there's been a lot of snow. it's very cold. but if there's no sun, how is anyone supposed to believe our spray tans are real? it hurts our credibility is what it does. hey, congratulations are in order for the clemson tigers who won. did you watch that game last night? it was a wild and unbelievable college championship last night. they upset alabama 35-31. which was also the blood-alcohol content of most clemson fans after that game. the last-second victory, not only did it move the tigers coach to tears, it motivated one of the players. a kid named christian wilkins to bust both a move and possibly a testicle.
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he's acting like he's fine, but get that man on "dancing with the stars" immediately. tonight on all the channels president obama gave his farewell speech. it's the obama speech that republicans have been looking forward to. obama said while he was preparing the speech, he said i'm thinking about this as a chance to say thank you for an amazing journey. sounds like someone's been watching "the bachelor" to me, but the farewell speech is a tradition started by george washington, his speech was largely written by alexander hamilton, which means in today's terms, it would be almost impossible to get tickets for. but speech is a great thing. it would have been cooler if obama just tossed a lit cigarette and walked away in slow motion as air force one exploded behind him, wouldn't it? in ten days we'll have a new president, and you're not going to believe who it is. remember that show, "the apprentice"? [ laughter ]
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anyway, one of the things he's planning to change is the long-time announcer for the inaugural parade, he's 89 years old, he's been the announcer for every inaugural parade since 1957. trump is replacing him with meatloaf, not the singer, the food. he's getting a lot of sympathy. he treated carol costello to a trip down white house memory lane. >> here, clinton. and another, nixon. >> oh, my goodness. >> yeah, these are all fun stuff. bush. >> yep, i see that. >> and i have reagan and several others. >> i've covered so many inaugurations where i've had the pleasure of hearing your voice.
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>> now let me show you a sample of the script. look how thick it is. >> jimmy: it is very thick. i would have let him read the script, i would have. speaking of people getting fired, there was new episode of "the celebrity apprentice." i think i might be the only person watching this show, but i can't get enough of it. arnold schwarzenegger is so terrible on television, which is surprising because he's such a good actor. last night he said goodbye to nfl hall of famer eric dickerson. he did it as only arnold schwarzenegger can. >> eric, it's nothing much to do with you. it's your charity. you have to fight for that. there's people that need that money. so, eric, you're terminated. now, get to the chopper. >> jimmy: two of his phrases in
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there, terminator and predator. so eric got to the chopper and arnold turned his attention to the female contestants. >> you've said in the beginning that you want to change your image, you want to reinvent yourself. i think here you've done an extraordinary job. >> thank you. >> you've done an incredible job here. >> you have. >> i think people know that you're smart, that you have willpower, you have talent. snooki, you're terminated. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he sent her to the wood chipper. snooki, you're terminated, are three words that sum the collapse of western civilization up perfectly. trump was definitely a better host of that show. he's still the executive producer. in fact, he's been trying to help with the ratings, by making occasional visits to the boardroom himself. >> you're terminated. >> boy, that's terrible. woo. well, we've had some disasters, but this is the worst.
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your whole personality is like out of control. >> hasta la vista, baby. >> are you not a homosexual? you're fired. >> get to the chopper. >> you gotta stop. >> i don't really care. >> you're fired. >> you're terminated. >> you're fired. >> get to the chopper. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: meanwhile, i don't know if you heard about this, because this story just came through, but the big story today, cnn learned that top intelligence officials in the united states, like the fbi, cia, have presented evidence that russian operatives claim to have compromising personal and financial information about donald trump and you hate to mention unsubstantiated rumors about trump because he would never do that to someone else, but there's a document going around that indicates he hired prostitutes to perform golden showers on a bed the obamas once slept in.
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so that is a leak of -- a leak. literally. maybe this is what hillary meant when she mentioned trump trickle-down economics. [ audience moaning ] [ laughter and applause ] the intelligence officials say not only does russia claim to have information on trump, there was a continuing exchange of information during the campaign between trump's people and the russian government, which -- can a president be impeached before he's even inaugurated? or do you have to wait? i gotta say, if any of this is true, russia really out-russia'd themselves here. this is even '90s, steven seagal, straight to vhs type stuff here. now it's time for something more wholesome. this is a game. we'll play a game tonight in which the contestants are many years apart, one a senior, one a junior. it's time to play "generation
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gap." let's play it now. [ cheers and applause ] going out to hollywood boulevard, my cousin sal, is it still raining? >> we're surviving, staying warm and dry. >> jimmy: thank god, we're praying for you. i know everyone is praying for all of us. let's meet our competitors. first up, representing the golden generation, mr. leonard bochamp. welcome, leonard. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you guys are not going believe this. leonard. tell everyone how old you are, i don't believe it, but tell us. >> 92 years old. >> jimmy: 92 years old. you look unbelievably good for 92 years old. i'm sure you hear that every day. >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: you served in world war ii? >> i served in world war ii, two years and ten months in combat. >> jimmy: which side were you on? ours? >> i was on the side of allies. >> jimmy: okay, good. leonard will be facing off against travers. how not old are you? >> i'm 13 years old.
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>> jimmy: 13 years old, that's why we call this "generation gap." i understand you fought in the world of warcraft, travers. are you good at trivia? do you know pop culture? >> no, i do not. >> jimmy: you're not, perfect for this game. >> sal: jimmy, i have to interrupt. leonard was loving the golden shower talk. he was wild about it. >> jimmy: are you into that kind of thing, leonard? >> know all about it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, don't mention it to travers, he's 13 years old. i'm going to ask each of you a question from your opponent's generation or as close to it as we can manage. whichever one of you gets the most answers right wins the game. it's very simple. you understand? >> yeah. >> jimmy: leonard, you get the first question. the first question is, what does ps-4 stand for? >> it's not a ship in the navy, is it? >> jimmy: not a ship, no. >> sal: he's getting there.
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>> jimmy: okay, leonard does not have the answer. travers, that means you get a chance to answer. what is a ps-4, travers? >> i believe it is a playstation 4. >> jimmy: it is. the next question is for you. travers, what does pbs stand for? >> i believe -- i think it stands for possibilities beyond surrealism. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: excellent guess, but not correct. leonard, what does pbs stand for? >> pbs? >> jimmy: yes, pbs. >> that's -- that's a question. >> jimmy: yeah. >> what does pbs stand for? >> jimmy: you know abc, nbc, cbs. what does pbs stand for?
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>> public broadcasting system. >> sal: that is absolutely right! >> jimmy: sal, give him 10 points. we are going to take a break. when we come back, we'll play the rest of the game, "generation gap." so stick around. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey ramirez! un poquito mas rapido, no? [instrumental music plays] [wheel squeaking] hasta luego, profesor! [pumping of bike tire] [pumping of hospital ventilator] [wheel squeaking] carlos! carlos! dr. brad needs to see you in room 3. [wheel squeaking] [heart monitor beeping] tell cardio right away i need a... is caringing because covering
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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. amy adams, naomi harris, and music from blink-182 is all on the way. but we are locked in a battle of experience versus youth. 92-year-old leonard versus 13-year-old travers. the score is 10 to 10. let's keep it going. the first question for you, travers, name this -- look at the video screen -- classic toy. right there on the video screen.
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>> i believe that is a slinky. >> jimmy: that is a slinky. have you ever played with a slinky, travers? >> yes, i have. >> jimmy: leonard, have you ever played with a slinky? >> never. never will. >> jimmy: never will? what do you mean? that's not on the bucket list? leonard, your question from travers' generation is, name this modern toy right there on the screen. name that toy. it was very popular this holiday season. all the kids wanted it. >> not pokey man, is it? >> jimmy: no, sorry, it is not pokey man. travers, what is that toy? >> i believe it's a furby. >> jimmy: it is not a furby. oh, my goodness. that is a hatchimal. the next question is for leonard. leonard, complete the song. it's getting hot in here, so take off -- finish the rest.
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it's getting hot in here, so take off? >> take off your overcoat. >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] >> sal: that would have been better, i think. >> travers, do you know, it's getting hot in here, so take off? >> all your clothes. >> jimmy: yes. travers has the lead and the next question to travers. complete this song. goodness gracious, great -- >> great sunshiney day? >> jimmy: no. that's a different song. leonard, do you know that? >> i know that one. >> jimmy: let's hear it. >> goodness gracious, great balls of fire. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is absolutely right. leonard closes the gap. leonard, the next question -- is not for you.
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it is for travers. travers, this is from what classic movie? this is the poster. >> "the birds." >> jimmy: wow, that's absolutely right. and leonard, this is from what recent movie? [ laughter ] >> sal: come on leonard. >> jimmy: do you know? >> i don't think so. >> jimmy: travers, do you want to take a guess? >> "angry birds." >> jimmy: "angry birds," that's right, yeah. wow, travers has a big lead. >> sal: have to start cheating here, leonard. >> jimmy: the next question is for leonard. who is this famous ed? >> ed, i don't know you, ed. let me see. >> jimmy: he's from the united kingdom. >> that means, he must be british then, huh? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah.
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>> sal: give him credit for that. >> british. >> jimmy: no guess? all right. travers name that famous ed. >> i know the song, i don't know the guy's name. >> jimmy: nobody knows that is ed sheeran. how sad for ed sheeran. travers, name this famous ed. travers? >> ed sullivan. >> jimmy: what's going on here? [ applause ] travers, have you been sneaking around in your grandpa's vhs cabinet? >> benjamin button over here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, travers, you get the next question. travers, with the big lead, what are these movie characters called? what are these movie characters called? >> um, maybe they're from alice in wonderland. they're called the three dwarves. >> jimmy: the what? [ laughter ] what did you say? >> the three dwarves.
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>> jimmy: oh, i thought it was something worse. [ laughter ] all right, well, leonard, do you want to give it a shot? what are those characters called? >> this is a mystery to me here. >> jimmy: what? >> let's see. i know it's not the munchkins. >> jimmy: yes, it is the munchkins! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: leonard, this question is for you. what are these movie characters called? >> hmm. >> jimmy: yeah. do you recognize them? >> no, i do not. >> jimmy: so you have no idea? >> no idea. >> jimmy: travers, what are those characters called? >> they're called minions. >> jimmy: they are called minions. [ cheers and applause ] this game is completely out of hand. very sorry, leonard, but unfortunately, you have lost this game of "generation gap." although you tried valiantly.
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travers is the winner, but we have prizes for both of you. >> good game. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: leonard, you are going home the proud owner of a hoverboard. and travers, you go home with an ironing board. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for playing "generation gap." tonight on the show, we have music from blink-182, naomie harris is here and we'll be right back with amy adams. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ every time i travel, it's the moments that are most rewarding. ♪ because if you let yourself embrace them, you'll never forget them. the new marriott portfolio of hotels now has 30 brands in over 110 countries. so no matter where you go, you are here.
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keep on scratchin' >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight from the movie "moonlight," naomie harris is here. she is a golden globe nominee. then their latest album is called "california," which is the name of our state,
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music from blink-182. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, jessica biel, mahershala ali, music from sohn, and dax shepard and michael peña will be here with the world premiere trailer of the movie "chips." they made a movie out of "chips." so that will be good. and thursday, ll cool j, octavia spencer and music from sza. our first guest tonight is a two-time golden globe winner and five-time oscar nominee who may very well get a sixth nomination for her role as linguist louise banks in the aliens come to earth movie, "arrival." it's in theaters now. please welcome amy adams! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? you know, amy, i was thinking about the fact that you're in so many of these movies and i was like, wow, amy's in all of these movies, really great movies and i know why you're in them.
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you're great in them and people want to put you in them. >> so sweet. >> jimmy: so you must have the choice of doing pretty much anything you want to do? >> no. >> jimmy: no? >> i get a lot. i'm very fortunate. but i still lose out. >> jimmy: every once in a while? >> every once in a while. >> jimmy: and maybe you watch it and root against who you lost to? >> yes, everyone who knows me, knows that's my personality. >> jimmy: by the way, congratulations, you're getting a star on the hollywood walk of fame tomorrow. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] it's crazy, like one of those things when you think about being an actor, think about moving to hollywood. i remember my dad being like, how do you buy one of those things? i finally figured it out. no, it's really cool. >> jimmy: did you see it when you were a kid? did you ever come to hollywood? see the stars? >> i didn't come to l.a. until right before i moved here. >> jimmy: so you hadn't been here?
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>> no, but i do remember seeing it for the first time. >> jimmy: do you know where your star is? it's right out in front of our theater. >> i don't. >> jimmy: your star is -- do you want me to tell you? >> yeah, tell me. >> jimmy: it's in front of the w hotel. >> awesome. why not. >> jimmy: they're digging a hole for you right now. >> near the pantages. >> jimmy: yeah, across the street. >> yeah, because there's lots of musicals that come there. >> jimmy: hamilton is coming and the people will be lined up to throw gum on your star. >> that's awesome. how fun is that. >> jimmy: did you invite your family to come to the ceremony? >> yeah, more or less. not everyone can make it, but -- i'm from a really big family. >> jimmy: did you invite the whole family? >> pretty much, yeah. i have four out of my seven siblings. there will be five of us there. which is a pretty big deal for us and my mom. >> jimmy: that's good. >> and a lot of friends and my daughter and my husband. yeah, it's going to be fun. >> jimmy: all the superheroes will be out there? >> aquaman, wonder woman. >> jimmy: it's going to be
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beautiful, yeah. >> i'm excited. >> jimmy: did you prepare a speech? >> no, i just figured out i had to speak. >> jimmy: you have someone speaking for you, inducting you into the sidewalk? [ laughter ] >> i think so. i know i sound like i don't know anything. very much when i get busy, i live in the moment. >> jimmy: i see. >> so i find things out as they're happening, which works for me. >> jimmy: that's good, unless you're at the grocery store. >> yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a very big deal. >> it's amazing. >> jimmy: you were at the golden globes on sunday night. what table were you at? >> i was at table 9, with denzel washington. >> jimmy: oh, that's a good table. >> it was kind of amazing. i kept trying to like be friends. >> jimmy: and no? >> no, he was great. but what was really fun, i had amy schumer behind me and goldie hawn, so i kept like leaning over. >> jimmy: and they welcomed you into their conversation? >> they did. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. >> except i had this horrible
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thing happen with the "stranger things" cast. amy, amy! i was like, oh my god. and it was amy schumer. >> jimmy: there are a lot of amys. >> so i photo-bombed a picture. felt better. >> jimmy: there are a glut of amys now they think about it. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you get told a story on the broadcast, i was watching at home. on the show, you said your first job was? >> selling licorice at a rodeo in ogden, utah. >> jimmy: is that true? >> that is very true, sir. >> jimmy: selling licorice at the rodeo. how old were you? >> 12 years old. i probably shouldn't have been working. >> jimmy: no, that's illegal. how did that happen? >> i had gone out to visit my grandparents. i thought, this is going to be great, summer with the brand parents, going to get spoiled. but they were very practical and said, no, actually. if you want anything, you're going to have to earn it. so they were setting up chores around the house, right? which i kind of love now, but at the time, i was like, this sucks. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> so my brother said, that's great, but you're going to have to pay us minimum wage.
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[ laughter ] so he started logging hours. >> jimmy: really? >> and we were doing chores around the house and earning money and he decided to look at the classified ads to see where else we could earn money and one of the places hiring was the ogden rodeo. so he went down there. i don't know how he swung it. i think they thought we were too young. and he said, i promise you, that i will sell more hamburgers than you've ever sold -- and he did. i'm not sure they beat the record, but he had a profit-sharing deal with the guy too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> i know. my brother is amazing. yeah. he used to sell stuff out of his locker in high school. he was awesome. but we were -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what kind of stuff? >> like he'd go to costco and have things and buy it for $2.50 but sell -- you know what i mean. >> jimmy: i see. it's utah. >> but anyway, it was really fun. and he got me on through his boldness.
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because i was never that bold. >> jimmy: how much did you earn selling licorice? >> i mean, i don't remember, but i remember loving it. i loved making my own money. >> jimmy: that's one of the best things. >> we were seven. it's so good, i still love it. >> jimmy: right. >> no, but being a big family, you're not always like sort of given allowance. >> jimmy: yeah, there's no allowance. >> autonomy, independence, that felt great. >> jimmy: what would you spend the money on at 12 years old? >> i saved it up and a bought my back-to-school clothes. >> jimmy: oh, all right. >> because then i could buy what i wanted at clothes time. >> jimmy: clothes time. >> some girls know what that is. they have like off-market brands, but i was like, this is a spree. >> jimmy: clothes time. >> i'm hot. so, yeah, it was really fun. >> jimmy: that's great. you learned a valuable lesson. >> absolutely. and i worked illegally. >> jimmy: you worked illegally. >> and also, at the end of the summer, my brother turned in an invoice for all that we had done. >> jimmy: to grandma and grandpa?
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>> yeah. they were not happy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did your brother sue them, or what happened? >> no, they paid up. >> jimmy: they paid up. >> they did. my grandfather was like, you kids. i was like, no, he's right. we pulled the ivy off the side of the house. >> jimmy: i want to get your brother's phone number. i need some financial advice. >> he's amazing. >> jimmy: we'll come back and see a great clip from the movie "arrival." amy adams is here with us. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i had that dream again --
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i am louise. >> what is that? is that a new symbol? i can't tell. >> dr. banks? what are you doing? >> yeah, i'm fine. they need to see me. >> she's taking off her head. >> they need to see me. >> dr. banks! >> she's walking toward the screen. >> jimmy: that is "arrival." it's in theaters now. that's a good movie, i like that one.
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i am worried, though, i worry about giving, sometimes i'll ruin the movies by talking about them. >> it's a hard one to talk about. like it always seems like i didn't know what the movie was about when i was talking about it to people, but i do. >> jimmy: yeah, right. because either way everyone gets mad. you can't say anything. but we did see that -- that's an alien, obviously. that doesn't ruin it, right? >> no, there's an alien. but it's an unexpected film. >> jimmy: the script is very clever. the way it's presented makes a lot of sense, because, again, i don't want to ruin anything, but you play a linguist, you speak a lot of languages. >> i do. >> jimmy: and is it okay to say, they come to you? >> yeah, no, i'm the -- the military -- >> jimmy: i don't want to ruin it. >> the government comes to me to try to decipher an alien language. i play a doctor of linguistics who's worked with the government in the past to do translations and decipher different
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languages. so they hire me to try to break down this alien language to figure out what their purpose is here on earth. >> jimmy: and your character speaks how many languages? was that ever determined? >> i never really made that -- >> jimmy: seems like you speak all of them. >> i speak all of them. just all of them. no, but in the film, we see her speak mandarin. which i don't speak mandarin. >> jimmy: but you have to do it properly because people who do speak mandarin -- >> still don't know what i'm talking about. >> jimmy: is that right? >> i think they're a little confused. i had so much to focus on at this film. when you see the film, i have to play a couple things at once and you don't know until you watch it again. so i thought, okay, two weeks to learn four lines of mandarin is fine, and then i learned that's not fine. >> jimmy: it is not fine? >> it's not fine at all. we got to that scene and i had nowhere to find it. even though i knew the line. so jeremy was like, you know,
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they make post-its for a reason, amy. so he suggested i put post-its right off camera. and i'm like, i'm not going to do that, i'm a serious actress. cut to like take 15 -- i'm like, post-its! >> jimmy: you wrote it out phonetically? >> phonetically, yes. >> jimmy: wow, that is very unprofessional. [ laughter ] i hope the oscars don't find out about this, it could be devastating. i think robert de niro did the same thing in "goodfellas." a famous story, he stuck pieces of paper with lines all around the set. >> i worked with an actor who asked me if i was going to use my tea cup. and i said, i don't think so. and he printed it out on one of those machines, and he just pasted it on the back of my tea cup. >> jimmy: now everyone is going to go home, go through your imdb, figure out -- >> it wasn't "doubt." i do have a tea cup in "doubt." can you imagine if it was meryl streep? no, it wasn't. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: trump was right!
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>> it was not meryl streep! >> jimmy: congratulations on all the great movies you've been in. "arrival" is in theaters now. amy adams, everybody! we'll be right back with naomie harris. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (director) what? you knowe your that's not your line, right? (jon) did you know that h&r block will file your 1040ez for free? (director) ahhh...yeah. the line is, "rome." (jon) my job's done here. (director) ok. thank you. (jon) don't just get your taxes done. get your taxes won.
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and the right neighborhood for you. trulia. the house is only half of it. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. blink-182 is on the way. our next guest is miss moneypenny from the james bond movies. her latest, golden globe-winning movie "moonlight" is in theaters on friday. please welcome naomie harris! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> what a great reception. i love this audience already, they're amazing. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they feel the same way. you were also at the golden globes on sunday. >> i was, yes. >> jimmy: who was at your table? >> mahershala ali.
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>> jimmy: he's going to be here tomorrow. >> the wonderful brie larson. she's amazing. >> jimmy: very funny. >> and she was really lovely. my mum fell in love with her. >> jimmy: oh, you brought mom? >> yes, my mum was my date. best date ever. >> jimmy: for real? >> uh-huh, yeah. >> jimmy: i can't tell if you're acting right now. [ laughter ] >> she's actually in the audience, so i'm kinda acting. >> jimmy: oh-oh! >> no, but she is the best date, because i get to see everything fresh through her eyes and she so loves all of it and she doesn't know who anybody is. she's just excited to be there. >> jimmy: she doesn't? >> she really doesn't. >> jimmy: is that embarrassing at all when she doesn't know who people are? >> sometimes. most of the time, to be honest. >> jimmy: most of the time? >> yeah, like i invited her to -- we have a cast dinner for "collateral beauty," a movie that i was in recently, and my mum was there, she flew over and was there with us. she was talking to someone next to her, then she asked him, what
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do you do? and he was like, i'm an actor. my name is edward norton. [ laughter ] that's my mum. that's my mum. >> jimmy: that's pretty funny. >> all the time. >> jimmy: and did you decide to bring your mom to the golden globes or did she decide she's coming? >> no, she decided for me. she was like, i'm there. >> jimmy: when you start dating somebody seriously, seems like your mother's going to be upset? >> well, she's just made sure that hasn't happened so far. >> jimmy: i see. [ laughter ] this is you on your way to the golden globes. what's going on in this photograph? >> well, the thing is, with these dresses, you know, there's so many hours of work that goes into them. and my dress has little crystals on it. and they're all sewn in by hand.
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and they were sewn by this lovely guy called leonardo. didn't speak a word of english. but he flew from milan to fit me in l.a. for the dress. and he had so much love and care for this dress, like it was a baby or something. i just felt awful about the idea of wrinkling it. so i got him to carry me, like a child, to the car. [ laughter ] and lay me flat, so i spent the whole journey like this, for like an hour on my way, because i didn't want to wrinkle the dress for him. >> jimmy: it looks like you're competing in a luge competition. [ laughter ] wow. and you're -- i guess you couldn't -- were you unable to fit in the back seat at that angle? >> my mum was in the back seat. >> jimmy: that seems uncomfortable. do you ever just think, oh, boy, i wish i could wear jeans to one of these deals? >> all the time. i'm such a tom boy, really. so i love to wear just jeans. >> jimmy: "moonlight," you play a terrible mother. first of all. the mom you wouldn't take to an awards show. >> yeah, i wouldn't take her.
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>> jimmy: a drug addict. how do you get that role? does somebody look at you and go, yes, crackhead. [ laughter ] >> well, i was wondering the same thing. because basically i got a call from our producer, jeremy kliner. and he said barry jenkins, who cowrote and directed the piece, had written the piece with me in mind. and i was really, really flattered. so i was like, how do i find a crack habit? because i don't drink, i don't smoke. i don't even drink coffee. i'm like a health nut. i don't know how i go from me, to crack addiction. the whole time i was thinking, i don't know what barry saw in me, but he must have seen something. must be some reason why i'm here. and so at the very end, well, during the promotional stage, i asked barry, why is it that you wanted me for this film, why did you write the piece for me? and he said, i didn't.
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and it was actually a lie that our producer had told me to get me in the movie. >> jimmy: that's what they do. >> classic producer spin. >> jimmy: people wonder what producers do for a living, they lie. >> basically. [ laughter ] but i'm thankful they got me in the movie. >> jimmy: it worked out. you did it quickly, this film? >> i did it in three days. >> jimmy: three days, the whole movie? >> yes. and it was shot out of sequence, jumping backwards and forwards. it was pretty damned hard. >> jimmy: in a way that makes a mockery of all the other films that they spend eight months and $150 million on. because this movie came out great. >> yeah, we did not have $150 million. at all. nowhere close to that. it was the lowest budget movie that i've ever worked on, in fact. normally with movies, you have like a hair trailer and a makeup trailer and a director trailer. we had one trailer for everybody. and i'm not lying. we had one makeup stall, and we had to line up in the mornings
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for that one makeup stall. >> jimmy: my god, it's like a third world country. [ laughter ] are you okay? >> i'm still recovering. >> jimmy: i think that's illegal. i don't think they can do that to you. wow, that's something else. you're nominated for a golden globe. and now you very likely will get nominated for an academy award. this is pretty crazy. [ cheers and applause ] if you do get nominated for an academy award, will you have your own makeup artist? >> i'll be sharing. i got used to it. >> jimmy: you're also, what is it, obe. what is an obe? >> basically makes me an officer of the british empire. i don't know what that means, whether i get arms or something like that. >> jimmy: this is an honor that the queen bestows on you? >> an honor from the queen, yeah. >> jimmy: how do you find out about that? does somebody ride up to your house with a bugle or a scroll? >> the prime minister writes to
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you and says, would you like to accept this honor? >> jimmy: they ask? >> yeah. they ask. as if you're going to say no. >> jimmy: meh. what day is it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then the queen herself will bestow this honor on you? >> yeah, she will. she's had a cold recently, so i hope she's going to be okay. but it's not for a while. >> jimmy: for your sake. yeah, sure. >> i don't want to catch anything. >> jimmy: i wonder how that works. fingers crossed, that's all i'll say. congratulations on all of this. the movie is called "moonlight." [ cheers and applause ] returns to theaters nationwide on friday. naomie harris, everybody! we'll be right back with blink-182. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ooh... >>psst. hey...
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>> jimmy: thanks to amy adams. thanks to naomie harris. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first, this is their grammy-nominated album "california," here with the song "she's out of her mind," blink-182! ♪ ♪
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♪ i said settle down settle down everything is fine ♪ ♪ take your eyes off the floor ♪ she said no i'm not no i'm not no i'm not alright i lost my head on the door ♪ ♪ she's antisocial antisocial she's an angel yeah ♪ ♪ i'm in deep with this girl but she's out of her mind she said babe i'm sorry but i'm crazy tonight ♪ ♪ she got a black shirt black skirt and bauhaus stuck in her head ♪ ♪ i'm in deep with this girl but she's out of her mind oh yeah we all need ♪ something to live for yeah we all need something to live for ♪ ♪ she said i let her down let
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her down i no longer dream of anything anymore ♪ ♪ said i'm a know it all know it all you make me want to scream ♪ ♪ and threw herself on the floor she's antisocial antisocial ♪ ♪ she's an angel yeah i'm in deep with this girl but she's out of her mind ♪ ♪ she's an angel yeah i'm in deep with this girl but she's out of her mind ♪ ♪ she said babe i'm sorry but i'm crazy tonight she got a black shirt black skirt and bauhaus ♪ ♪ stuck in her head i'm in deep with this girl but she's out of her mind she's not complicated ♪ ♪ can't be overstated at all she's not complicated at all i'm in deep with this girl but she's out of her mind ♪
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♪ she said babe i'm sorry but i'm crazy tonight she got a black shirt black skirt and bauhaus ♪ stuck in her head i'm in deep with this girl but she's out of her mind oh yeah ♪ ♪ we all need something to live for ♪ ♪ yeah we all need something to live for ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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this is "nightline." >> tonight, words and actions. president-elect trump clashing with congressman john lewis, the civil rights legend who marched alongside dr. martin luther king jr. trump tweeting, lewis is all talk and no action after lewis said he doesn't see trump as a legitimate president and plans to boycott the inauguration. how much of an impact will this have on the big events this week? remembering the dream. the revealing and very personal new recordingingses of the late coretta scott king, wife and advisor to mlk. >> i believe that martin was chosen. i believe that i was chosen. >> the couple's youngest daughter speaking out about her family's private life and her mother's legacy of leadership and sacrifice.

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