>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight - oscar nominee viggo mortensen -- from "how to get away with murder," charlie weber -- mean tweets, nfl edition -- and music from bj the chicago kid. and now, while we're at it, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. we have a special all-new edition of mean tweets for you tonight on the show. but before we get to that, i want to wish each and every one of you a very happy and healthy ground hog's day.

or as the ground hogs call it, fat guy in a top hat yanks me out of my hole. this morning, punxsutawny phil made his 131st prediction. this year, he came out, saw what was happening in washington and went right back in the hole. every day there's something new to report. president trump this morning was the main attraction at the national prayer breakfast in washington, d.c. it's an annual event organized by a christian organization. all the presidents go. people say trump has a tendency to wander off topic and make things about him. this is what he had to say to kick off this annual morning of prayer. >> we had tremendous success on "the apprentice." and when i ran for president, i had to leave the show. that's when i knew for sure i was doing it. and they hired a big, big movie star, arnold schwarzenegger to

take my place, and we know how that turned out. the ratings went right down the tubes. it's been a total disaster, and mark will never, ever bet against trump again. and i want to just pray for arnold, okay, for those ratings? >> never heard that passage from the bible before. is that corinthians? donald trump praised the rest of us write comments on youtube videos. when he said he was going to get tough on foreign leaders, i didn't realize he meant arnold schwarzenegger. >> hey, donald, let's switch jobs. you take over tv because you're such an expert in tv. and i take over your job, and then people can finally sleep comfortably again. [ laughter and applause ] >> you know we have a problem when turning the country over to

arnold schwarzenegger seems like a good idea to people. very strange to see a president take a shot at a reality show at a prayer breakfast. he's attacking the host of his own show. poor arnold schwarzenegger. you know what, i'd like to pray for arnold schwarzenegger, for his show. guillermo, let's take a moment to pray together. join me in prayer together for your fellow immigrant to the united states of america. dear lord, we'd like to ask for your blessing tonight for former governor arnold schwarzenegger, may his mighty biceps lift not only the ratings of "celebrity apprentice," but also lift the spirits of contestants like carnie wilson and vince neil, lead them all not to the chopper, but deliver them arnol

bends over to dust. and please forgive him for the expendable 3," amen. [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, there's a new report that president trump over the weekend had a very contentious phone call with the prime minister of australia, malcolm turnbull. they butted heads over an arrangement that was made during the obama administration, in which the u.s. would take about 1,200 refugees who are currently being held in an australian detention center, we would bring them to our country. trump ended the call a half an hour early which sounds like a nice way of saying he hung up on -- who would have guessed we'd have a problem with australia? i'm pretty sure it's the only country that still kinda likes us. and from now on, the only australian leader president trump will deal with is miss

australia. when trump gets on a call with a foreign leader, people around him, their faces are white with fear, or i should say, whiter with fear. trump made a reference to the phone call at the prayer breakfast this morning. we slowed that down for tonight's edition of drunk donald trump. >> when you hear about the tough phone calls i'm having, don't worry about it. just don't worry about it. they're tough. we have to be tough. it's time we're gonna be a little tough, folks. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] yesterday was known as national signing day. a day in which the high school football recruits, the big ones, announce which colleges they'll play for. these 17 and 18-year-old kids have to make an announcement.

one kid, from austin, texas, leaf ijones, had some fun with this. >> where i'm gonna go. [ cheers and applause ] >> y'all better chill. [ laughter ] >> and the headphones go back in. that's the best. and of all the new college football recruits, one name stood out. when you hear tit, i think you will agree. let's meet the newest member of the illinois state red birds. >> coach did a great job of recruiting kobe. he has some work to do in the

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you go to airports, grocery stores, you pay with a card, they kinda look at it, go, okay, and then ask my mom or me, is that really your last name. yeah, it is. >> how big are you? how tall are you? >> 6'7", 285 pounds. >> so nobody's questioning the buffalo meat at all. you're a native american. which tribe are you from? >> i'm chock utah, cherokee and cheyenne of ara pa ho. >> what are yo >> do you have siblings? >> i have a brother and a sister. >> how did you wind up kobe? >> k >> kobe just entered the league -- >> after kobe bryant? >> yes. >> that's probably where you get your athleticism. >> i guess so. >> have you ever actually eaten

buffalo meat or would that be like cannibalism? >> i think it would be a little bit of cannibalism. i've never tried it. i've heard it's good. it's good for you. >> it's very good. you should have some. do you have a nickname? what do they call you? >> a lot of people call me buff. call people call me beef, and head coach calls me meat. >> meat? i like meat. that's a good one. i think the fans at illinois state should chant "meat" when you come on the field. >> i wouldn't mind it. >> best of luck at the school. i'm definitely going to buy your jersey as soon as you get one, all right? thank you very much. >> thank you. >> that's kobe buffalomeat, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> i have a feeling, we met the future spokesperson for buffalo wild wings. while we're on the subject of football and meat and all that stuff, hooters, you know hooters

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number two most popular day for eating chicken wings. second only to chris christie's birthday. remember him? big guy, used to date donald trump. americans will consume somewhere in the neighborhood of 1.3 billion chicken wings on sunday. they say if you were to lay 1.3 billion chicken wings end to end, you would be taken into psychiatric custody. if you're hosting a party on sunday, i have a lot of experience. as a service, here are some of my super bowl party rules. adopt them as your own if you like. rule number one, anyone who says i only watch for the commercials -- out! anyone who shows up with a six pack of hard lemonade -- out! anyone who asked you to switch it to the puppy bowl for a second -- out!

anyone who says they'll pay you for the pizza later -- out! and anyone who asks if the nachos are gluten-free -- go home and eat a candle. [ laughter and applause ] fans are passionate and they don't shy away from criticism. so from time to time, we like to shine a light on should have the harsh words people have for some of their favorite players. to celebrate the super bowl, it's our second ever edition of nfl mean tweets. >> odell beckham jr transitioned from an exciting new rookie to -- >> j.j. watt kind of looks like a fat mark lem ore. >> i have a deep and sincere hatred for demarco murray, i i hope he chokes on [ bleep ].

>> surprised michael irvin can say all these stupid things with demarco murray's [ bleep ] so far down his throat. >> tony romo sits down to pea. well, what other way is there to pea 1234. >> kurt warner is walking stupid slow like he just sharted. >> terrell davis, acting like a real [ bleep ] hole right now. [ bleep ] him. [ bleep ] you too. >> i'm tired of people saying riltion is too short to play quarterback. he's ugly too. >> von miller looks like an 80-year-old man from 1974. >> joey bosa looks like a dude who wanted to be a magician, but his parents made him focus on football. >> maurice jones-drew is thicker than a milk shake. i mean, come on, man. >> demarcus ware got the giant

ass head looking like a jumbo milk dud. >> josh norman, that buck tooth bitch can't cover [ bleep ]. wow, really? >> rob gronkowski is one of the dumbest people in the world. i have no problem tweeting this, because he probably can't read it. i just read it. you're dumb. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, one more thing, it is thursday night. time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is this week in unnecessary censorship. [ applause ] >> just kennedy was incredibly welcoming and gracious. and like justice white, he [ bleep ] me so much. >> you're in the green room with our lovely bride who says the best thing about you is that you have a very huge [ bleep ]. and she was not surprised that you said, i want to [ bleep ] all the employees. >> we will [ bleep ] some people

in the [ bleep ]. >> you need to know to help your small [ bleep ] grow. >> you had a [ bleep ] in your mouth. >> every time i [ bleep ] a [ bleep ], i just pucker up just a little bit. >> i can tell you first hand, our president is a man with broad shoulders and a big [ bleep ]. >> also tonight, the president [ bleep ] the acting director of isis. >> i sure do not want to [ bleep ] the [ bleep ]. >> tuesday is [ bleep ]. >> what's that? >> that would be my behind, sir. >> oh. and that? >> that's my [ bleep ]. >> ewe, i can't believe i touched it with my bare hands! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show, music from bj the chicago kid. from "how to get away with murder" charlie weber is here. and we'll be right back with viggo mortensen. ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back to the show. tonight, from "how to get away with murder," charlie weber is here. then, he's nominated for not just one, but three grammy awards. his album is called "in my mind."

music from bj the chicago kid. speaking of chicago kids, i want to mention we have a great nba superstar with us tonight from chicago. here he is, michael, jordan, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] jordan, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] to those viewers watching in china, you know exactly what i mean. [ laughter ] next week, we have new shows with emma stone, will arnett, kerry washington, gabrielle union, sean hayes, and zach galifianakis, plus music from muna, charli xcx, norah jones and alicia keys. so how do you like that? please join us for all of that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a two-time academy award-nominee and the best friend a hobbit could ever have. you can see his latest oscar-nominated performance in the critically-acclaimed "captain fantastic," available on blu-ray, dvd, and on demand. please welcome viggo mortensen!

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> good. very nice reception, thank you very much. >> jimmy: the last time you were here, did i tell you you were going to get an oscar nomination for this movie? >> did you? >> jimmy: i don't think i did. [ laughter ] but somewhere -- >> i felt you were thinking it. >> jimmy: i sensed it and i forgot to mention it to you, but i was right. >> you were right. i'm very happy and you're hosting. >> jimmy: i am hosting. >> is it the first time? >> jimmy: this is the last time. [ cheers and applause ] >> are you nervous? >> jimmy: a little bit, yeah. >> yeah? >> jimmy: i want to do a good job, a lot of people watching. >> i was nominated one other time, in 2008.

>> jimmy: yes. [ cheers and applause ] how did it go? >> i lost. >> jimmy: but how was the experience for you? >> it was good. i took my niece and we had a great time. >> jimmy: how old is your niece? >> sydney. she's much bigger now. but she was a little kid and she made a homemade yellow and gold dress with her mom. >> jimmy: she made her own dress? >> yeah. it was beautiful. >> jimmy: it must have looked terrible, right? >> no. it was spectacular. >> jimmy: if anyone in my family tried to make a dress, it would be a disaster. >> no, no. it was -- >> jimmy: but we're not the mortensens for sure. >> no, we had a great time and i was a heavy favorite to lose. [ laughter ] so we just had fun. we knew i wouldn't have to go up and say anything. but i was thinking of saying something. being that you admit you're a little nervous. >> jimmy: yes. >> just because i've been there once, maybe i could -- >> jimmy: that would be great.

>> i brought something that might help you. >> jimmy: okay. >> last time i was here, i gave you baseball cards. >> jimmy: new york mets. thank you for that. >> and i brought you a card this time. but it's a different kind of card. a lot of times when somebody gets an award, they get nervous. they're thanking their mom and their family and the producer and the cast. when they do that, the music sounds. >> rig >>. >> jimmy: right, they say wrap it pup upon. >> and then they play louder and louder and it's humiliating for them. >> jimmy: uncomfortable. just a bad deal. >> and you seem like a classy guy, right? >> jimmy: well -- >> at the moment. [ laughter ] you seem like you wouldn't want to do that to people. >> jimmy: i definitely would be uncomfortable with that. >> and i found these cards which i sometimes use with my friends like when they're had a few too many, and stuff like that. maybe instead of having the band play them off, if somebody's

going on about politics or their grandmother or something, you could just walk by and slip this in their hand. >> jimmy: may i see it? >> it's a discreet way -- >> jimmy: okay, so this little card, i just hand them a card that says "stop talking." [ laughter and applause ] >> it's a nice way to do it. two words. >> jimmy: or it's a tiny little cue card. >> just pass it along like that. >> jimmy: yeah, okay. >> might be a lot of people going on, and i have half a pack left. >> jimmy: very good, thank you. very nice. >> might come in handy. you know how they're always complaining the oscars go on for hours. sth >> jimmy: i'll give one of these two you at the end of the segment. where were you when you found out you got nominated? >> i was visiting my dad. >> jimmy: was he excited?

>> he was sleeping. [ laughter ] he was asleep in the kitchen. i turned on the tv and watched. >> jimmy: you didn't go wake him up? >> nah, he's not good with that. i figured, i'll tell him later. and i got a lot of messages from the kids in "captain fantastic." >> jimmy: oh, that's great. >> then that finishes and you hang up and soap opera's on, or whatever. and then you're like, okay, take out the garbage, some salt on the ice on the steps. eventually wake up dad and tell him, and he'll go, what? who's oscar? >> jimmy: dad's not impressed by this sort of thing? >> not so much. >> jimmy: where will you watch the super bowl? >> here in los angeles this sunday. >> jimmy: who are you rooting for? >> the falcons.

>> jimmy: why the falcons? are you a fan? >> no, i hate the patriots. that reminds me, in 2008, when i was nominated, i said to journalists who didn't care, i said, you know in a few weeks, it's the super bowl. and they wanted to talk about the oscars. and the giants are playing the patriots and they're undefeated and it's the last game and we're going to ruin their party. and they're like, whatever. and anybody who did know about sports, knew that was impossible, because they were just rolling over everybody. but we did win. >> jimmy: yeah, the giants won.. it was great. >> go giants! so the thing that happened recently, a few months ago, i was at the governor's awards, connected to the oscars, they give lifetime achievement. >> jimmy: they bring everyone tl together, right. >> i don't know if i should tell

you this. the card made me sound like a veteran. >> jimmy: well, tell me, and we'll decide. >> casey affleck, fine actor from boston. >> jimmy: patriots fan, yeah. >> he was at the governor's awards recently. and i saw him there. and i ran up to him, i go, hey, casey, you remember in 2008 i said the giants would win, you know -- and he's looking at me like stone-faced. you know, against the helmet catch, down the last few minutes, and then -- and he's sorta backing away from me and looking at me like that. and he goes, still hanging on to that, huh? [ laughter and applause ] and he walked away. that's what you say to casey affleck. >> jimmy: at least he didn't give you a card. >> no. i could have said congratulations on your

nomination. >> jimmy: you could have, but you didn't. the important thing is that you learned a lesson from it, viggo. we'll be right back with "captain fantastic." if you're gonna make an entrance... [car driving upon the water] ♪

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>> the powerful control the lives of the powerless. that's the way the world works. it's unjust and it's unfair, but that's just too damn bad. we have to shut up and accept it. well, [ bleep ] that. >> jimmy: that's viggo mortensen in "captain fantastic." that's a great scene. it's almost as if it was torn from the headlines, in a way. >> well, yeah. >> jimmy: when the kid -- >> the little kid, so funny, that smile was real, you know, because when i turned around and said that line, i looked right at him and said it, and it was kinda like, ooh, he just said a bad word. >> jimmy: he didn't know you were going to say the bad word.

>> i guess he knew, but he didn't expect i was going to be looking right at him. >> jimmy: maybe it was the first time somebody cursed directly at him. >> well, he got ursed to it after a while. it was a daily -- >> jimmy: so this is a photograph, i guess this week, right? this is viggo in orlando, florida. it's the lord of the rings gang. did you go to dinner getting? >> we do try to get together when we're in the same town, and so forth. but in the same way that that movie is a family, "captain fantastic" was too. this was here in town the other day. it was dinner for the kids of "captain fantastic," but because charlie and some of the other kids were big "lord of the rings" fans, i thought, well, i'll surprise them. i know i can get some of the hobbits there and orlando bloom. and you should have seen

charlie's face. >> jimmy: they went nuts. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: so they love that movie. going into shooting this movie, did they know you from that movie? >> yeah. they liked the script, but the real reason they're going this is because of ara gorn. >> jimmy: yeah. and getting out of school is a good one too. >> charlie actually came up to me the first day and i don't know if his parents said, you gotta be cool, don't bring up the ara gorn thing right away. and he comes up to me like a grown man, very formal, and hands me this folded piece of paper and sort of bowed very formally and walked away. i open it up, and it's a drawing, his drawing of ara gorn, and underneath, it says, i know who you are. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: very cool. almost menacing. viggo mortensen! "captain fantastic" is available on blu-ray, dvd, and on demand. we'll be right back with charlie weber.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. still to come, music from bj the chicago kid. earlier tonight on "how to get away with murder," our next guest was, in fact, charged with a murder, that he may not get away with, which could really hurt his final grade on the show. he's here with us tonight. please welcome charlie weber! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: charlie, as i just mentioned, the audience has not seen the show tonight, but your character confessed to a murder. >> yet another, yes. >> jimmy: which is really not necessarily what's supposed to happen on the show. you're supposed to get away with the murder. >> right. >> jimmy: but it isn't exactly clear whether your character did do the murder that he confessed to or not. >> well, it wasn't clear to me

as an actor whether or not i did it when i said i did it. >> jimmy: they don't tell you? >> there's not a lot of heads up. confessing to a murder i once had about two months to wrap my brain around, but that murder that i confessed to, i was told that i murdered that person on the way to the table read and had about a day to wrap my brain around a murder. >> jimmy: would you approach it differently? because either way your character may be lying or telling the truth. it seems like it could be either. >> it's the good news about being an actor on this show, even when you lie, it has to be the truth. >> jimmy: even when you lie, it has to be the truth. that's a very deep statement in a way. >> if you want people to believe you -- >> jimmy: no, i think you're right, i just haven't really heard it put that way. do you know, do they give you a courtesy of telling you when major things are going to happen, or is it just open the script and there you go? >> it's a little bit of both.

i remember having a lot of time to wrap my brain around confessing a murder of lylea stangard and then also be responsible for the car cleesh annalise was in. had a couple months to wrap my brain around there. murdering lylea was about a day. and confessing to wes's murder, which i may or may not have done, i had about a week with that one. >> jimmy: viola davis plays annalise and i don't see how she's been able to film the show, because she's been at every awards show. the tv awards, the emmy awards, the tv and movie awards. she's at all of them. >> there's so many awards and rightfully, she could win them -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> but the only way i know she's won an award at this point is they send a cake to craft service for everyone to enjoy. it's a viola davis award cake. there's been several.

rightfully, so. and we're all actors, so nobody eats it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you get a cake and nobody eats it. >> it's a beautiful cake. >> jimmy: like the lying when you're telling the truth thing. >> it's a beautiful cake, i'm not going to eat that. >> jimmy: you play college football, right? >> well, played would be a subjective use of the word. >> jimmy: you were on a college football team? >> i was invitted to walk on at the university of missouri for the one year i went to college. >> jimmy: did you ever encounter any teammates with the last nim "buffalomeat"? >> no. not gonna forget that name. >> jimmy: what position did you play? >> wide receiver. >> jimmy: did you get hit a lot? >> i did. i remember the hardest hit i ever took was a guy named barry odom who is now the head coach of the missouri tigers. he was a linebacker at the time. that's how old i am. >> jimmy: does he say anything to you after -- >> i don't know. i wasn't sure what was going on

after that. he might have, i can't remember. >> jimmy: how did you go from doing that to acting? >> i had plans to move to new york prior to going to college, but i went to the one year to sort of show everyone that i was definitely going to fail. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you mean your parents? >> i needed to prove to my parents that i would fail. >> jimmy: so you said, i don't want to go to college. >> they didn't necessarily -- i thought, if i could just go fail, then they'll let me go to new york and support me. >> jimmy: your life is one of many contradictions, it really is. [ laughter ] >> i know. >> jimmy: so then you didn't finish college, you moved to new york. >> moved to new york. >> jimmy: and you started modeling? >> age of 19, yeah, i did. >> jimmy: that's how i got in. >> we all did. >> jimmy: it's a little depressing that that earned instant laughing. [ laughter ] how did you get into that? how does one get into modeling? >> it's just another cliche.

i was walking down the street in new york, had no idea what i was going to do with my life really at this point. and a guy came running out of a deli and asked me who i was and what i was doing. i told him i wanted to be an actor. he knew some people and then i ended up getting to do a little print work in the meantime. >> jimmy: a man came running out of a deli. you were so handsome that this guy put his corn beef sandwich down and said, i'll be right back, i gotta go get this guy. [ laughter and applause ] >> i don't know. who knows. >> jimmy: you trusted a man running out of a deli. >> i got out of life pretty unscathed, because i was following anybody into a van at that point. free candy, i'm in. >> jimmy: it's like the beginning of an episode of law & order. >> it was. >> jimmy: and before i show this photograph, which is beautiful, tell the story of how this came to be. >> all right. i heard this was going to

happen. >> jimmy: yes, right. >> i got to work with a photographer named bruce webber, very talented. i'm 19 years old in the photo that you have. i'm not 19 anymore. this is a long time ago. and i had done the underwear for that particular campaign, the underwear shot. >> jimmy: what campaign was it? >> abercrombie & fitch. and bruce came to me and said another model was going to do a shot on top of an elephant and asked if i would join her on the elephant. i said, sure, of course. he said she was comfortable being in her underwear, would i be? sure, that's fine. he said we're going to shoot this after lunch, would you mind being naked? i said no. so we did, a young lady and myself naked on an elephant. >> i love that this is for a

clothing company. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what is it like -- what does it feel like to be sitting nude on an elephant? >> little known fact, elephants have this really sharp, briny hair. >> jimmy: really? >> you don't know that until you're right on them. and even without that, their skin isn't exactly satin. it wasn't the most pleasant thing. and the beautiful young girl. >> jimmy: it looks great. >> you think i'm having fun there. >> jimmy: you're not? >> it was raining that day. >> jimmy: again, another contradiction. it really is. wow. >> walking contradiction. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. great to meet you. "how to get away with murder" airs at 10:00 p.m. here on abc. charlie weber, everybody! and we shall return with music from bj the chicago kid. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ my belly pain and constipation?

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