you're gonna get cut loose. yeah, well, it's actually about my dad. is he okay? you know how he's been going to those meetings every night this week? uh-huh. i went to go meet him there tonight, and he didn't show up. i mean, what if something happened? maybe he just went to another meeting. (man) detective callaghan, h.q. on line four. look, andy, i'm sorry. i have to take this, okay? i'm sure he's fine. it's a door, mcnally. you knock, it opens. (sighs) you all right? yeah. nothing a solid ten hours on the job can't fix. yeah, be careful with that. putting on the uniform to get away from your life makes it harder and harder to take it off. well, thank you for your concern, but i have no problem taking it off. i mean... you know what i mean. dad, where are you? i'm kind of freaking out a little. all right, please just call me.

i've never seen you do a proper radio check before, epstein. did you and diaz switch bodies or something? i'm just trying to focus on the job. (oliver) oh. did, uh... (clicking) uh, i sleep with you and i forgot to call? i just want to do the job right, sir. mm. all right, well, let's get right on to the food. you get to choose today. yes, sir. falafel, burrito... you want to go for a burger? i'm not really hungry. and you call yourself a copper? (helicopter whirring) it's quiet tonight. yeah. i'm just thinking.

i meant the streets. it's friday night. should be busier. you're not worried about jinxing us? listen, you wear this uniform long enough, you'll see. the calls come when they come. no one's calling 9-1-1 just 'cause i said it was quiet. (woman) all available units, we've got a code 1. 9-1-1. my bad. code 1 for a 9-1-1 call. possible sudden death at 216 hillstreet avenue. victim is a teenage girl. witnesses are fleeing the scene. (siren wailing) this is 1515. show us en route. do you have any more info on the call? no call back. stand by for the 9-1-1 patch. (woman) oh, my god. we need an ambulance. this girl--oh, my god! it looks like she's dead! i think she's dead! ems has arrived on scene. (siren whooping, tires screech) (police radio chatter) we need you to clear this area!

everybody, into the living room! come on. let's go. let's go. all cell phones in your pockets! if i see 'em, i take 'em. yes, let's go, please. (andy) girls, i'm sorry. you gotta go. thank you. whose party is this? (andy) come on. somebody help him up. you know this girl? i've never seen her before. so what's she doing at your party? uh, having a good time like everybody else. do your parents know that you're having this party? uh, they're in london. that's in england. oh, well, then i guess there'll be no one around to bail your funny ass out of jail. i really don't know who she is, ma'am. that's what i thought. in the living room. she's ice cold. we've already pronounced her. looks like she broke her neck when she hit the ground. jumped or pushed? that's your job. thanks. this is mcnally. we need c.i.b. here. the victim's been pronounced. (police radio chatter) hey, did you get her name? no. anybody who's sober enough to remember

ran off when they heard the sirens. (man) hey! put that beer down! here we go. all of you, take a step back. her name is ashley kennedy. hey, hey, stand inside the living room. this is not her i.d. (man) keep it down in there! tonight's not our night, mcnally. yeah, there's gotta be some reason why she has this i.d. in her back pocket. i say we go to this address and see who opens the door. uh, i say we let the d's chase that. we gotta lock this place down. yeah, but there's more than enough guys here. karpenko, day, you're on the body. (man) you got it. all right, rookie, you take the lead. (man) you got it. it's time for you and your boys to get out of town. (laughing) left foot. right foot. left foot. stop. twitch your eyes so they think you're crazy. if you walk the walk you talk the talk. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance

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mr. joseph signed in at 0900 this morning. no breach of conditions so far. okay, thanks. (cell phone rings) (ring) (beep) is leo all right? you said you were gonna stay with him all night. yeah, i know. i'm gonna visit someone special. i'm at work, dex. for you-- lilies, your favorite. (sighs) now come on. people get flowers at work all the time. not cops. i wanted to see you in your uniform. rob a bank. look, trace, the more i hang out with leo, the more i realize what we're missing not being a family.

and don't we owe it to him to see if we can make this work? (sighs) how about we start with breakfast? after your shift, just the three of us. please get out of here. take your flowers. ruiz, can you get everybody into the dining room, please? everybody, we need you to move into the dining room! into the dining room, please! follow officer ruiz. (man) you heard the man! right through here! oh, that's encouraging. these kids are graduating, and they still can't spell. (chuckles) maybe they go to spanish school. voilà. (man) tell them to get back here. you guys, over here. you two, over on the wall. ma'am, over on the wall. put that beer down. you, hair, let's go. (gail) sir, you should see this. (oliver) okay, i want to see your i.d.s.

if your i.d.s belong to your older brother or sister... what do you got? go in the living room. this leads up to the roof. (police radio chatter, helicopter whirring) okay, well, she must have fallen from here, 'cause it's right over the backyard. so she's up here because she wants a smoke, she needs some fresh air, what? you really think she came out here by herself? i mean, you're at a party full of people, and you climb out onto the roof alone? well, teenagers are idiots. anything's possible. maybe she jumped. maybe. all right, there's too many people coming and going down there. i want you in charge of that body until the coroner comes. i can take statements and brief the detectives when they get here. you got a problem babysitting a body? no. dead bodies are part of the job. okay. i mean, look at us-- putting up party decorations while he deals with the witnesses. well, maybe if i took my job more seriously,

he'd let me question them. i'm the one who needs to step up. remember? not if i step up first. everybody, against the wall. everybody, line up. make a line. i got questions, all right? (vomits) ohh! (sighs) (police radio chatter) sir, i'd like to question the witnesses. me, too. look at 'em. they're drunk, and they're freaked out. what makes you think they're gonna talk to the two of you? i speak that language. um, i could seize their cell phones, you know, as evidence, and not give 'em back to them until they start talking. (sighs) all right, well, the two of you better make good on this. all right? we need these little knobs to start talking right now. (officers speaking indistinctly)

(dog barking in distance) (police radio chatter) (doorbell rings) mcnally, are you here to borrow a cup of sugar or do some investigating? i'm just trying to look friendly. well, you look like a weirdo. ashley kennedy? yes? i'm officer williams. this is officer mcnally. can we come in, please? sure. are your parents home? uh, it's just my mom, but i shouldn't wake her unless it's important. can you have a seat, please? is there any reason why someone else would be in possession of your identification? what do you mean? may i see your license, please?

okay, but i don't understand why. um... it should be here. could anyone have taken it? no. well, actually, my little sister julia asked if she could borrow it a few days ago, but i didn't give it to her, obviously. and where's julia tonight? she's sleeping. she doesn't really go out when mom's back. back? go wake her up, please. okay. this is exactly why i didn't want to chase that i.d. here. what are you doing? if that girl isn't in her room, this is gonna turn into a death notification, and you're gonna do it. (lowers voice) what? me? look, they taught you how to do it in the academy, right? yeah, in a classroom. all right, look, you-- you sit 'em down, and you be sympathetic, but don't drag it out.

i think this is what you're looking for. this is the hardest thing that we do in our job. all right? no matter how it goes, you're gonna feel like you didn't do it right, that you didn't do enough. (door closes) you can do this, mcnally. julia's not in her room. what's going on? um, ma'am, i'm officer mcnally, and this is officer williams. please have a seat. why? is this julia? yeah. i'm really sorry to have to tell you this, but there's been an accident. julia was at a party, and she had a fall. (voice breaking) is she okay? actually, she's... she's not.

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(speaking indistinctly) so, uh, they're almost done here. you can go in and help with the witnesses. i should stay with her-- um, with the body-- un-until they take it away. okay. fine with me. (man) i think that's it. (man) yeah, yeah. the coroner's already here. yeah, we'll be right down. what was the cause of the fall? we're still investigating the incident. it's really early. (voice breaking) i want to see her. well, you can see her as soon as the investigation is complete. i want to see her now. i'm sorry, but we need to wait. you can't just come into our house and tell us this crap! shut up, ashley! if the officer says we have to wait to see the body, then we wait. "the body"? mom, we're talking about julia. (ashley crying softly) how do you expect me to believe she's dead if you won't let me see her? i saw her. it's definitely the girl in the photo. i'm sorry. (crying) look, is--is there anybody that we can call--

you know, some family or maybe a pastor or something? no, there's no one to call. there's no family, and my platoon's still over there. i'm the only one that got leave this time because i've got kids. (crying) (telephone ringing, indistinct conversations) (beeping) hey. how are the prisoners this evening? more sleepy than hungry. you want one? mmm. anything from you. ooh. (chuckles) hey, just hang on. i just have to touch-- just--jerry. what's wrong? flowers? who'd throw away fresh flowers? allergies, something? lilies, huh? a lot of people like lilies. mm-hmm. there's no--

there's no card. they're from leo's dad. he just came by to talk about leo's day care, so... yeah, but... he came here... and he brought you a... a bouquet? i'm trying to be civil to him, jerry, for leo's sake. he's leo's dad. yeah, but these aren't child support checks, traci. these are... these are flowers. which is why they were in the trash. all right. you know, the guy couldn't even take ten seconds to sign a card. we need to separate them, find out all that we can about julia-- who her friends were, if she had a boyfriend,

if she was depressed. wait. depressed? do you think it was a suicide? i have no idea, mcnally. that's why we need to ask. do you want to take the mother? what do i even say? she obviously doesn't want to talk to me. all right, take the sister. find out what she knows. um, did julia have a lot of friends? please don't do that. don't talk about her in the past tense. i'm sorry. i'm sure you probably just want me to go away so that you and your mother can grieve in peace. my mom's not waiting to grieve. she's just like that now. well, it was probably really hard for her to be away from you guys so often. she wasn't always like this. when julia and me were little, and she'd come back from her tour, she'd want us to sleep in her bed.

it was the only way she could sleep, knowing we were close and safe. and now? (sniffles) since she reenlisted, it's been different. she sleeps a lot now, stays locked in her room. t.c.o. totally checked out. that's what julia and me call it. (sniffles) i don't really know how to ask you this. do you think julia would ever hurt herself? what? ashley, if we're gonna find out exactly what happened, i'm gonna need you to help me. she would never have done that to mom. she just wouldn't have. (cell phone rings) (velcro rips)

(ring) who is it? (ring) uh, it's... it's just a personal call. (closes phone) is that how it's gonna be from now on? every time the phone rings... (voice breaking) hoping it's someone calling to say you made a mistake? you guys came to the party together? no. she went to get us some booze first with her sister's i.d. which we realize is totally illegal, and we swear, we've never done it before. did she do that a lot-- drink? party? she used to think getting crunked was lame. but lately... she's been drinking and... stuff. all right. i know you guys are scared. you know that other officer, the one who took your phones? he's my b.f.f. now if something happened to him,

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she was being all dramatic, and she was yelling at me and saying that, you know, she didn't care if she fell and, you know, she didn't care if it was over. look, i know i-i shouldn't have let her go out there, but i swear she fell. and you just ran? i didn't know what else to do. i was freaked out. you could have called 9-1-1, tried to get help, tried to save her life. i saw what she looked like down there, and there was nothing to save. nothing to save? you know that's a human being that you're talking about? that's not what i meant. no, it's not like she's a nobody. you can't just push a girl off a roof, walk away and forget about it. i didn't push her! it's not my fault! calm down. calm down. she shouldn't have been drinking in the first place. why not? why shouldn't she have been drinking? huh? hmm? she's a girl. you know what i mean. no, i don't know what you mean. whatever it is you're not telling us, adam, it's time you came clean, okay? adam? got it. (beep)

(lowers voice) things just got worse. (whispers) what? boyfriend told swarek that julia was pregnant. (sighs) he was on the roof with her. says she fell. yeah, or she was pushed. yeah, or maybe she doesn't want to be pregnant, so she jumps. no, i don't think she jumped. even ashley said her sister would never hurt herself. okay, so that's what ashley says. but maybe her mom knows different. no, i think she's right. look, a parent like that-- stressed out and head somewhere else-- julia would have never wanted to hurt her. i know. all right. well, now i gotta hurt her. how can we possibly tell those poor people more bad news? 'cause that's our job. (sighs)

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(indistinct conversations) these kids are gonna be grounded for life. yeah, that's getting off easy. there's a dead girl outside. (beeping) man, and none of these kids saw her fall? dude, are you still working on the cell phones? yeah. manual says you should do a full inventory of personal property. relax with the manual. didn't you learn anything from your evaluation? come on. don't tell me to relax, i mean, it's not my fault i don't think following procedure is a joke, okay? i mean, at least i do that instead of goofing off. right, 'cause being a mindless grunt is so much better. better than being a child. i mean, "hey, dude, how's the washing machine work? when's garbage day?" garbage day? you have a machine that crushes up your pop cans. so? so real men use their hands. yeah, well, i guess real men also date strippers. real coppers put their skills to use. i found out about that boyfriend. what have you done? (woman) oh, my god! whoa, wait, dov. i think i found something. (screaming) (man) she fell! she fell! (woman) oh, my god!

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long enough to let her in, then you have to go back over there with it cracked. i understand. (voice breaking) you don't understand. how can you possibly understand? you wait. you wait another ten years. you just wait until this job has ruined every relationship you've ever tried to have. you wait until some stranger knocks on your door to tell you that your baby's dead. and the worst thing is... you aren't even surprised because everyone you've ever loved, everyone who's gotten close to you, eventually turns to dust. this is not your fault. oh, my god. it is my fault... don't. don't. because she needed me,

and i wasn't there for her. put the gun down! mom, please! no, don't. get back. stop. put it down now! (ashley whimpering) if you pull that trigger, all you'll be is a selfish woman who forced her 21-year-old daughter to bury her whole family in one day. are you gonna do that to her? huh? (ashley sniffles) are you gonna make her scrub your blood off these walls? are you gonna do that to us-- force us to take down one of our own? what kind of soldier are you? what kind of mother are you? drop the gun, dana. yeah. yeah. yeah. ohh. you get the body. i'll get the gun. okay. (crying) ohh. i tried to be a good mother. (handcuffs clicking) (andy) i know. i know you did. i know you did. what--what are you doing? it's for her own safety. ashley. (whispers) oh, my god. (crying) oh, baby.

i'm sorry. i'm sorry. (people shouting indistinctly) wait. no. (man) come, i'll make you a drink! (laughs, speaks indistinctly) you see? the boyfriend wasn't anywhere near her when she slipped and fell. whoo! (laughs) (man) hey! hey! she fell! (screaming) (man) she fell! (woman) oh, my god! all right, so that's the kid who taped it. he was outside when the fight started. i guess he thought it was funny or something. and donkey here doesn't think to bring it to us right away? actually, sir, he doesn't remember taking the video. well, how did you find it? it was chris' idea to search the phones. oh? good work, diaz. thank you, sir. don't know how to turn this off. oh, uh... and, you, with the two girls. whatever those are, wipe 'em off your faces. you gotta get back for your evaluations.

hup two, hup, hup. (crunches) it's not like i was expecting a hug or anything, but... i know, but not even a hair tousle or a high five? yeah. hey, for the record, i do know when garbage day is. yeah, man, i... i was being a jerk. me, too. and the pop can crusher you have-- it's totally awesome. (laughs) thanks, man. (noelle) you ready? mcnally? if you hadn't have come in, she would have killed herself. you don't know that. (exhales) come on. boss is waiting for you. (andy) it's like it's all adding up. it's creeping up on me, and it just took today for me to finally see it. see what?

the cost of doing this job. (exhales deeply) sit down. so what are you saying? i'm saying i'm scared of what happens when you wear your uniform too long, like that woman tonight. that woman lost a child. that woman screwed up her life because she couldn't take her uniform off. you think that's gonna happen to you? it already is happening to me. every night, i lie in bed weighing my decisions. that family tonight--the pain that i brought into their home-- how am i supposed to just take my uniform off and forget about that? you don't. you've had a heavy year, andy. it's okay to be affected by it. no one expects you to be able to just brush it off. every bad call is-- is like a ghost... (sighs) and i know firsthand what shoving all those ghosts

into a closet can do to a cop. you mean your old man? (whispers) i'm sorry. (voice breaking) what if that happens to me? listen... the uniform does not make the cop. andy, listen to me. the uniform does not make the cop. you--the cop-- makes the uniform. there are as many ways to do this job as there are cops who do it. give me the badge. (thud) you've been carrying around your father's badge. it's a nice gesture, keeping it in the family. but you need a new one-- your own badge, a fresh start.

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and in the great tradition of 15 division, i say to your training officers... coppers, cut those ties. (cheering) ♪ oh, this is gotta be the good life ♪ ♪ this could really be a good life ♪ ♪ good life, i say oh ♪ got this feeling that you can't fight ♪ ♪ like this city is on fire tonight ♪ ♪ this could really be a good life ♪ you're sure you want to be here? yes, sir. i am. ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ oh, oh thank you. ladies and gentlemen-- the new and improved rookies of 15 division! (cheering) (sighs) all right, trace. ooh. ooh. ♪ all right, i-i can't watch anymore. really? i'm gonna get another round. anybody want? no, thank you. whoa. wow. hate to dominate and dash.

what--leo? um, sort of. oh, nice to see that, uh, you got your appetite back. yes, sir. cut loose, ready to get... (singsong voice) crunked. (normal voice) ah, that's what the kids are saying these days. right. well, it's a good thing you speak idiot. kind of came in handy today. you know, sir, for the record, i do take my job very seriously. you know, i actually know that. you know? and the big, uh, the big secret to policing is just you are what you are. you just gotta make the most of it. yeah, think about that while you're getting crunked. and by the way, epstein, the boss doesn't just leave paperwork around unless he wants you to read it. (clink) (lowers voice) did you want me to give you your shot before i go? mm, this is the only shot that i need for now.

um, to finally being free of our rookies. (clinking) hooah! hooah! (laughs) ah. look, i know that i could do it by myself, but i'm... i'm just not sure i should. are you sure? look, you have dex. all right, he may not be perfect, but he's there. good night. good night. congrats. three more? officer nash? an apple martini-- your favorite. i was just heading out. mm. you want some company? actually, i'm going to see leo. oh, i thought he-- dex had him all weekend. he does, but we're having breakfast together. i want to be there when he wakes up. right. i'm sorry, jerry. yeah. um, you give, uh,

you give leo a little-- a little kiss for me. ♪ (door squeaks) okay, so any preferences? oh, lady's choice. ooh. tequila! that's what i'm talkin' about! (laughs) (speaks indistinctly) ohh. (laughs) hey! congratulations. hi! mwah. what did i say? no sweat, huh? oh, very cute even when you're being patronizing. let's get a drink. (gail) thank you. so have you, uh, heard from your father yet? yeah, he called me when i was in with sarge. he just left a message saying he decided to go to a different meeting. so you were right. hmm. well, at least now you can relax and celebrate. yeah, except i have no idea how i'm gonna tell him i'm not gonna use his badge anymore. oh, come on. he'll understand. he'll be too proud of you to be upset. i hope so. ♪ are you okay?

yep. great. you? can we get some air? sure. sure. (sighs) ♪ (indistinct conversations)

jack: jack hanna's "into the wild" is brought to you by nationwide and the columbus zoo and aquarium, partners in conservation for over 30 years. hi, everyone, i'm jack hanna, coming to you from my home here at the columbus zoo, and welcome to "into the wild." today, we're heading to the lush jungles of tanzania's lake manyara. that car's going through

the elephants. is he crazy? we're surrounded by wildlife at every turn. that's a boy right there, buddy. i think he's the boss, don't you? robert: that's a big one. jack: join us for a wild ride next as we head into the wild. what kind of pelican is that? robert: the pink-backed pelican. jack: it looks like an insect that's screwed up. little jack: oh, look, the baby's kissing the slightly older one. jack: today i'm in the east african country of tanzania with my grandson little jack. he's got a real nose for wildlife, and we'll be putting it to good use in the lake manyara national park. packed with wildlife, this lake has hippos, cape buffalo, and birds galore. as we make our way into the park with our guide robert, we get stopped by a massive roadblock. [elephant trumpets] oh, my gosh, there's elephants there. wait, wait, wait. hold it. i can't believe this. how are we going to get by them? little jack: i think we should drive up to them. jack: no, i don't think so.

it's very important to always respect an animal's comfort zone when you come across wildlife on safari. these elephants are in their habitat, so we want to leave them alone, and it could be dangerous. the best bet is to patiently wait for the elephants to pass. man, this is a problem. this is like a roadblock. little jack: we're just there, and they're kind of just going on the road, it's all fine. and then there are a couple of safari vehicles, and they tried to barge through the elephants. those guys are navigating... jack: oh, gosh. yeah, i can't believe them guys are doing this. is he crazy? that car is going through the elephants. i've never seen that done--i don't think it's legal or not. robert: what he's doing is very dangerous. if that mother turned around, it could be big, big trouble. jack: i know. robert: that--that's not safe. jack: you always give the--am i correct? the animals have the right of way. robert: animals always have the right of way. jack: right. robert: look at that. jack: uh-oh. now that one is mad. his ears are out. watch out. sure enough, after the

two trucks leaving the park passed by, the elephants became agitated. little jack: so the elephants thought, "ok, if i see one of those car things, i'm really annoyed with them now." so they kind of went for us and we had to back up, and they were like nearly about to ram us. jack: as they approached our vehicle, we quickly backed up out of harm's way. but the other land cruiser wasn't as quick to react. they better back up. i wish they wouldn't do that. tell him to back up, please. tell them jack said to back up. robert: yeah. jack: these weren't just little elephants, these were huge animals coming out of all--i just sat there and said, something is going to happen. little jack: and he got really frustrated. jack: is he listening to us? robert: yeah, yeah, he's reversing. jack: knowing what i know about elephants, all you have to do is have that baby elephant be pushed away from the mom, separated by these vehicles. that elephant is going to take that vehicle out. little jack: finally. jack: you don't want that baby near that truck. robert: actually, the babies are the ones that make you get attacked. jack: my mind is going a hundred miles an hour of what can happen, but people haven't

experienced this don't understand. "oh, that is a cute little elephant. wow, that's cool." that elephant can blow apart in a split second. finally, once all the vehicles had been pulled back to a safe distance, the elephants began to relax. and as we waited and watched, our patience was rewarded. more baby elephants emerged from the forest and played in the road ahead of us. there's a baby. robert: oh, there is a tiny little baby. jack: oh, gosh. oh, my gosh. little jack: oh, my gosh. robert: that is a new one. jack: that is brand new, man. robert: that's the youngest we've seen. jack: oh, that must be the mother that is getting ready to--oh, i know what it is. that is the mother there that came after the truck. robert: that's why she's upset. jack: oh, i see now. ok. robert: yeah, because that's a really tiny baby and she thinks we're here to hurt the baby. jack: right. robert: that's why she got really upset. little jack: do you think the baby was just in the bushes and we couldn't see it? robert: yes. this is lake manyara national park, and the lake manyara national park is unique in the sense that the habitat is an underground water forest, underground water forest that has got a river that runs through it that makes this

forest really lush. it looks like a rainforest, but the water doesn't come from rain, and eventually this river drains into the lake. jack: so we were missing the other animals, but i must say it was worth what we saw and what we filmed, obviously. i don't want people to think, though, that we tried to put ourselves in that situation to get a better picture of the elephant. no, that's not it at all. we just couldn't help it. eventually we all backed up to a clearing in the road and let the elephants pass. is that a male with the musth come out? you see it, jack? you see that dripping out of the side of his head? you don't want to see that because-- robert: it means he's in musth. jack: he just gets angry a lot easier. robert: that's the elephant you don't mess with. jack: what a treat to see baby elephants in their natural habitat. we'd just barely entered the park. as we drove up the road, we continued to marvel at the dangerous situations that the other guides had caused with the elephants. robert: that's a big elephant. just imagine if it sits on your truck. that's it. you can't walk. it doesn't have to do anything, just sit on it. it's unbelievable those people don't-- jack: i can't believe it. robert: rookies. jack: now the baboons are in the

road. once we get past the what i call elephant roadblock, we then come up on another roadblock. that's a roadblock of baboons. oh, my gosh, look at the one the mother is grooming in the road, jack. robert: aw. jack: it's brand new born. little jack: oh, it's like that big. jack: look at those playing, those little baboons. that is funny. robert: they love to play like that. jack: is this a family of baboons here? they're not bothering the other ones. robert: yes, that's a family of baboons, or what we like to call a troop of baboons, and what you have there is a dominant male with the females and young ones that are in his family. jack: look at that thing. look at this thing. that is a boy right there, buddy. robert: that's a boy. little jack: is he the boss? jack: i think he's the boss, don't you? robert: that's a big one coming down. oh, yes, you're right. jack: could be the boss. robert: yeah, that's the big boss. jack: he's coming right for us. robert: a big male like that, even a leopard would be scared of that big male 'cause of the teeth. jack: he's going right by us. he's going right by us. robert: is he coming here? jack: wait. shh! right by us. what's he looking at us for? he

sat right down there next to us, look at that. little jack: that's how it sits. robert: he's checking us out. because he is the dominant male, he has to be sure that the family is safe from us. jack: whatever you do, jack, do not open anything to eat right now. he'll find this truck in a second. robert: no, he's also smelling for food. if we had bananas in here, in a flash he would be in here. little jack: i'm just glad because my grandma, she just offered to give me some dried fruit, and that's-- robert: oh, that's a good idea you didn't take it. jack: that's a good idea you didn't do it. after the baboons cleared the road, we started off again. sadly, robert explained that there was one species that can no longer be found in lake manyara. i think may be a rhino or two here, i think. there were rhino here years ago. robert: they used to be, but no more. we had a big, rampant problem of poaching, so unfortunately-- jack: inside here? robert: oh, yes, unfortunately. as you've seen, this park doesn't have fences. jack: i know. robert: so poachers could come in and kill wildlife. so we've lost the wildlife that we had, especially the rhino, because of poaching. jack: jeez. robert: even the elephant numbers are just coming back,

but the rhino numbers haven't come back because we've not reintroduced them. the last one was killed about 6, 7 years ago. jack: what a tragedy that illegal poaching has almost erased the rhino from even the most lush parks like lake manyara. the next morning, we got up early to continue our journey. if yesterday was any clue, we'd have no problem finding wildlife. the next morning, we wanted to get up early, and guess what we see. more baboons. which is ok, i can see baboons every day of the week. little jack: oh, that's a lot of baboons. robert: today we can see already some baboons in the road. jack: look at that. little jack: whoa, that's a lot. jack: coming up... robert: oh, wow. saddle-bill stork. little jack: i think that golden bird is probably the coolest bird i've ever seen. jack: next on jack hanna's "into the wild." sometimes we take ourselves a little too seriously.

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jack: we're in tanzania's lake manyara national park. on our way to the lake, we've come across a large troop of olive baboons. look how they groom. watch. look how they groom. look at this. robert: they're very social animals. they like to stay in family groups like this. they're grooming, they're removing fleas, but it's also a way of being social because they're very social animals and to keep a social structure. jack: i mean, it's almost like a bunch of families going hiking or camping or something. robert: very similar to a human structure. it's very organized. jack: look at them. that's brand new. robert: brand new baby. jack: that's amazing. little jack: how old do you think the baby is? robert: i think a day

or two at most. jack: look at this one nursing here, jack. it's nursing off the breast. robert: oh! look at that. jack: let that thing finish. little jack: it's just hanging. jack: nurse upside down. this is the best view i've ever had of baboons, but we knew there was more to see at the lake, so we decided to keep moving. as we arrived at the edge of the lake, we saw a huge flock of pelicans. robert: the interesting fact is that the flamingos and the pelicans alternate. jack: really? robert: yes. when it's pelican season, there are no flamingos, and when there are flamingos, there are no pelicans. so the departure of the flamingos has actually brought the pelicans. little jack: we didn't see any flamingos because we would have if it was the day before, except, actually i think we saw something better than seeing flamingos. jack: what kind of pelican is that? robert: that's the pink-backed pelican. little jack: i thought it should be called the peli-mingo. it's as if a pelican and a flamingo had babies. jack: i never thought about it, jack, 'cause there's some pink

on it, isn't there? little jack: well, with the flamingos, they eat the shrimp, is that the same with the pelicans or not? robert: that's true indeed. and they come into these situations when the flamingos have left, so they end up eating a lot of the same diet and the tinge of pink that we see which gives them the name, the pink-backed pelicans. look at them coming in to land. wow. jack: look at those big ol' feet. little jack: it's like a plane. jack: it's like a plane, exactly. [jack and little jack imitating airplanes] little jack: and he like skims the water. jack: watch, watch, watch that. watch that one. it's just like a plane. little jack: it's like... [imitates airplane] jack: yep. they hold the wings out, too, see? robert: yes. little jack: and they just glide. jack: exactly. robert: it's a big bird, so when they fly, you look at the way they land and the way they take off and the way they glide in the air, they're so majestic. for such a big bird, they're not awkward at all. jack: oh. little jack: and what's that white bird with the awesome hairdo? robert: that's a type of a heron. it looks like the shoulders are hunched. little jack: yeah. robert: it's called a squacco

heron. little jack: i think that golden bird is probably the coolest bird i've ever seen. robert: yeah. little jack: his hair is like that. robert: hunched back, yes. little jack: i wish i could do my hair like that. and he has no gel to do it, huh? robert: no, they have a hairdresser. jack: do what? what'd you say? little jack: who's the hairdresser? jack: we could watch these pink-backed pelicans glide around the lake for hours, but there was so much to see, we decided to continue our journey. let's try and go ahead and drive around and see what we can see, jack. just a few hundred yards further up the road, we spotted a cape buffalo grazing next to the lake. believe it or not, these are one of the most dangerous animals in africa. driving around the lake, they had obviously tall grasses there. we were just right there up against--i don't know, 15 feet away. little jack: and there was a bit of black. jack: exactly. a bit of black in that green, and that was one of those buffalos, cape buffalo. and that is one animal that again, the hippo's the worst, i know, but the cape buffalo can be just as bad. that cape buffalo, that animal

you have to watch out for, jack. twice. i was in camp one night, that thing came running down through there, i mean, they could just sit there and eat like a cow. and then all the sudden, blowey, he explodes. people, some people don't even know why the animal does it. what causes it, robert? just the way they are, the surprise, or what? robert: they don't see very well, so they charge anything they see. their eyesight is really poor. jack: that answers that question. i didn't know that. i mean, so if he and i were walking down this road, jack and i right now, you don't know what he would do, right? robert: actually, you won't make it. jack: whoa. let's just keep on driving, then. robert: yeah. [laughs] let's drive. jack: this lake was like an oasis for wildlife. moments later, robert spotted a brightly-colored bird. robert: oh, wow. saddle-billed stork. jack: wow, look at that, jack. jack, that's one of the prettiest storks in the world. that's the closest i've ever been to one. ever. robert: wow, it's so beautiful. jack: look at that thing. that is absolutely a work of art. it's almost like--jack, it's almost like an artist. you know, like people who make things out of-- robert: yes! jack: like old cars and stuff and make things out of iron. robert: it doesn't look real. jack: oh, by the way, robert, i

didn't know this. jack, look what he's walking in. that's not dirt, i thought that was solid dirt. that's water. robert: that's algae. that's the food. that's what the flamingos eat. jack: oh, i see. little jack: whenever he walks, when he puts his head forward, it's like that. robert: yes. you notice that for humans, when we want to propel ourselves forward and we want to run, we use our hands to propel ourselves forward. little jack: since they don't have hands like we do to, like, help them move forward, they use their neck. why are its knees, instead of ours, like bending backwards-- robert: yeah. little jack: its knees, like, bend forward. robert: yeah, they bend forward. jack: this is interesting. i'm telling you, jack. robert: when he's pedaling forward, it's much easier for him to push himself off. jack: i never thought of that. look at that. that looks like an insect that's screwed up. robert: yes. jack: what a day we're having here at lake manyara. and every time we move a little further, we find more wildlife. good night. look at that, jack. little jack: what? jack: what? about 5 billion birds. coming up...

can you imagine, we timed this on the great migration of the birds. go to the bathroom there, breed there, have babies there. next on jack hanna's "into the wild." library break! shhhhhhhh. have a break, have a kit kat!

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get your binoculars. look out there and tell me something. what are those? those are the pelicans. little jack: the big difference is the pink ones are the pelicans and the white ones are something else. jack: what are those white ones? robert: they're spoonbills. jack: spoonbills? oh, that's right. little jack: the reason it has a spoonbill for the name is because the way they eat is they sift the sand a bit with the spoonbill, and then all of the things that they eat comes up to the surface and that's what they eat. robert: you can see like the egyptian geese right here. the brown birds are egyptian geese, yes. jack: oh, yeah. i was over here talking and i kept thinking there were some bees around here. listen. i'm talking, i didn't want to say anything. is that those yellow-billed storks? robert: yes. those are the yellow-billed. jack: jack, you hear what i hear? little jack: yeah, that little [making buzzing sound] robert: they have the ability to dive in like a fish eagle, you know, and that's why they use the element of speed, so they're different in the sense that they use speed while a pelican uses brute force to get the fish out. jack: so they hit the water and just stab them? robert: and just stab them with that very sharp beak. jack: i'm amazed the noise those wings make. robert: yes. look at the speed.

jack: i know, it's like a bullet. robert: yeah. there's all sorts of birds. oh, that's the ibis. jack: can you imagine, we timed this on the great migration of the birds. that's why all these people around us are here. robert: yeah. your timing is great. little jack: the great migration except-- jack: of these birds, i know. little jack: not with the wildebeest and the zebra. jack: i know that, jack. robert: what jack is saying is true. we've come in on the two days when the pelicans are coming in. can you imagine that? jack: this is something that only happens once a year when they're all coming back here and all the flamingos are going up there. so it was a real change for me to see this. even though we missed the flamingos, just can you imagine yesterday, there was thousands, tens of thousands of them, right? robert: yes, yes. jack: flamingos here? and they all, i guess they had their little meeting like those pelicans did. say, "let's have a little meeting, everybody. it's time for us to go 'cause the weather's changing." we were in the park not that long and all of a sudden, here's another massive--what do you call it, a pod? little jack: bloat. jack: a bloat of hippos. he always remembers this. another massive bloat of hippos everywhere, so there's not a shortage of hippos, i know that. [hippos grunting]

what's the hippos with the birds here? they don't go after the birds, right? robert: no. jack: the birds can land on top of them almost. robert: yeah, they live in harmony. jack: i mean, look at this. thousands of birds over there and 15 or 20 hippos over here. and they obviously don't eat birds, so they eat the grass out here. robert: yeah, it's all harmony. jack: the hippo to me is a real character. i think, don't you, jack? it's just a unique animal. it's so funny to watch these big ol' blobs sit there. little jack: they're slumped on top of each other like this. jack: but right now, they're waiting for darkness to go out here and, i mean, you talk about grass out here. this is like unbelievable. robert: there's a lot of it here. they stay all day in the water and come out and graze at night 'cause they're nocturnal. and for them, day is night and night is day. jack: at nighttime, you don't go walking around, which we've learned, i think... robert: that's correct. jack: when these things are out there eating grass. robert: that's true. jack: some people think that they're just like a slow pig, like something slow. robert: no, they're very fast. jack: i saw them run. that's unbelievable. robert: faster than humans. jack: i'm asked, "what do you want to do, jack? what animal would you be if you came back?" i tell people, a hippo. you can just sleep there, go to the bathroom there, breed there,

have babies there, get out of the water, eat at night, get as fat as you want to. i mean, tell me you don't want to be a hippo. am i right? robert: it's a good life. jack: what do you think, jack? you tell me. little jack: yeah, just don't attack a human, 'cause then you'd be wanted. robert: ok. jack: do what? robert: he says don't attack a human. jack: ok. can we go, please? robert: yes, let's go. jack: what a day we had at lake manyara national park in tanzania. we could return to this amazing park for days and see new and exciting animals each time. little jack: most people when they think of, like, tanzania, they think, ooh, savannah, like couple of trees, grassland, but lake manyara is just completely different. it's basically a rainforest. jack: and thanks to the lush forest and abundance of food provided by the underground river feeding lake manyara, we were treated to more wildlife than we could have ever imagined. it was worth every bit of it. i'd never pass up the opportunity to see those pelicans like we did or the storks or all the birdlife or the elephant thing we went through. it was a spectacular day and a half.

coming up... alex: one of the major issues for elephants in the wild is human-elephant conflict. they can wipe out a farmer's crop in just one day. jack: next on jack hanna's "into the wild." closed captioning brought to you by... this is big news. the allergy medicine xyzal is now available over the counter in original prescription strength. so for 24 hour symptom relief be wise all take new xyzal. making you cry foul? meet odor-eaters stink stoppers. absorbs, traps and neutralizes even kids' foot funk. stink stoppers. forallegra-d® helps youstion break through fast. with a non-drowsy antihistamine and a powerful decongestant. break through allergy congestion with allegra-d®. it says you apply the blue one ok, letto me. this. here? no. have a little fun together, or a lot. k-y yours and mine. two sensations that work together, so you can play together.

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if you love animals like i do, you take that passion to heart with your actions. and that's exactly what my friends at the columbus zoo have done with the many conservation projects they support around the world. elephants are extremely intelligent animals with great memories, the ability to communicate, display emotions, and form bonds with one another. as the largest land mammal, elephants require a lot of land, but their habitat is slowly disappearing, putting their future at risk. alex: one of the major issues for elephants in the wild is human-elephant conflict. due to habitat destruction, an increase in population, they're being squeezed into smaller and smaller areas. and what happens then in those surrounding areas, you have villages and you have farmers who have crops that tend to attract the elephants. so you're basically putting this food out on a platter for them. because elephants eat a lot, hundreds of pounds a day. and they also eat for 16 to 18 hours a day, too.

so they can wipe out a farmer's crop for the entire season in just one day. and this is a difficult thing for the villagers because this is how they provide food for their families. they're forced to chase them out, not necessarily understanding the proper ways to do that. jack: sadly, elephants are often killed in retaliation, resulting in a major population decline in both african and asian elephants. the columbus zoo is supporting a project based in nepal. their goal is to help communities and elephants coexist by using perimeter fencing, which keeps elephants from wandering too close to the villages. alex: in the end, the people of nepal care very much for the elephants in their region and they want to have them around. so if we can find a way that we can coexist together, it's gonna be a positive outcome all around. jack: thanks for joining me on today's adventure. from the columbus zoo, i'm jack hanna, hoping you'll come along next time as we go into the wild.

jarod: today on 'animal exploration,' get set for an exotic excursion, as i go face-to-face with swamp trompers, striped stompers, and pack hunters. holy cow! and here he comes! he's coming up right here. there we go. from the damp rainforest to the dry serengeti plains. look at this guy. he's going nuts! join me at the oregon zoo for a journey across africa. it's all coming up -- jay: good! jarod: -- on 'animal exploration.' welcome to 'animal exploration.' portland, oregon, is known for its rainy climate, but the water falling behind me is actually indoors in one of the coolest exhibits here at th