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10:00 tomorrow morning. i'm sarah bloomquist, "action news." >> that starts at 10:00 a.m. join sarah bloomquist for more live reports throughout the day on "action news." >> chris christie's lawyer during bridgegate is trump's pick to lead the fbi. christopher ray served in the bush administration and investigated enron. reaction has been mostly positive with supporters saying he has strong credentials and vast experience. the senate has to approve him. >> parents in camden county received a hard lesson in how to spot drug use in their children. just like in an "actio "action " special report last month, a
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mock bedroom was set up with hidden signs of drug abuse. parents were walked through to identify what may be wrong. >> still to come the winning numbers for the powerball jackpot and new research as to what a single drink can do. >> and what he didn't change during his presidency. cecily? >> our june gloom is lifting. partly sunny. then sunny and down right hot. >> the phillies are looking for the win when "action news" continues tonight.
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the attacks lasted for hours. the six attackers were killed. this tornado touched down this afternoon in north dakota. despite its appearance, the funnel cloud did no harm. the twister spun if place in a rural ea area and no one was hu. >> on health check at 11:00, studies show moderate drinking may be good for your health but it may not be good for your brain. daily alcohol intake interfered with ability to think clearly. don't get too concern, this one study doesn't prove that drinking leads to mental decline. >> frank gilliam leapfrogged his opponent thanks to absentee
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ballots. he was behind by a hundred votes last night but he won the majority of absentee bal ballot, enough to swing back to the win column. he faces don guardian in november. >> former president barack obama kept a secret from america for eight years, though it was hidden in plain sight. he wore the same tuxedo nearly the entire time in offense. michelle said she went through careful planned out dresses and accessories while he suited up in the same tux and shoes and nobody noticed. >> there was a long line at the library to meet comedian kevin hart. hart was here as part of the tour for his new book "i can't
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make this up, life lessons." he describes the hard work that led to his success. >> he's a funny guy. let's see how the weather is shaping up. >> finally, we are turning the corner. double scan showing we are dry out there. the clouds continued to break this evening. april posted this on my facebook page yesterday's high 69. today, 67. tonight, there is a chill in the air. philadelphia, 60. allentown, 53. trenton 55. cape may 54 and wilmington 53. we had mostly cloudy skies
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falling apart after sunset. yesterday i was talking about low pressure off the coast tomorrow. fortunately, the trend is pulling further offshore. that means we stay dry for the next several days and we warm things up. bus-stop forecast, cool. 6:00, 56. 8:00, 60-degrees. we see clouds and shine, brighter than today with winds out of the northeast, on the cool side. temperatures rebounding 70s for most areas. allentown, 75. along the shore, cooler in the mid 60s. future tracker showing low pressure lifts out friday up to 80-degrees. heading through the weekend, a rimminridge of high pressure, temperatures in the 90s starting on sunday, likely the second heat wave of the year.
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this one could be more intense than the last. the accuweather forecast for thursday, mixture of sun and clouds, on the cool side, temperaturetemperatures six degw normal. breezy as well, 74. friday, partly sunny, should be beautiful with a high of 80-degrees. if you like the summer warmth, it arrives for the weekend. saturday, 84, mostly sunny. sunday, southwest winds pulling up heat with a high of 90, loads of sunshine and monday, not only hotter, but more humid with a high of 92. tuesday, making it a heat wave. tuesday could be the hottest this year. 94-degrees. factor in the dewpoint in the 60s. heat index upper 90. wednesday, a possibility of thunderstorms with a high of 90. a lot of people are complaining that it's too cold and cloudy.
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be careful what you wish for. next week it's hot. >> thank you, cecily. >> radnor high school held its graduation ceremony tonight. 322 students. graduates attending 121 post secondary institutions. 13 graduates have been accepted to the ivy league schools. the class of 2017 includes three sets of twins and one set of triplets. it was graduation day for st st. hubert high school as well. the teacher had her final ceremony. after 50 year, she's retiring. she was a 1967 graduate and began teaching there.
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of these young people are part of the futures program. the students are the first in their families to graduate. many have overcome significant challenges to do that. anchor rick williams was there to lend his support as well. >> 97-year-old bill grund was at the old time fire company. he dreamt of becoming a firefighter at least for the day. it's an annual event to bring together former members with those currently serving. ♪ ♪ ♪
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>> got a reality check tonight. >> phillies manager pete mackanin called struggling pitchers into his office and challenged them to do better. tonight, eickhoff, didn't get the message. he have's beat up by the braves in the fifth. eickhoff 0-7 this year. in the eighth, garcia gives up five runs, doesn't get out of the inning. phillies pitching, down 12-0. it's so ugly, gives up the first
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career homer, 14-1. winning streak is over. they have been out scored 31 runs in the last three losses. >> 15-0 in the playoffs. golden state looks unbeatable. sixer legend dr. jay says the sixer championship team would find a way to beat the warriors. cavs come close. 45 seconds left, kevin durrant three. goldenstate up one. cleveland tries to answer lebron james. blocked. cavs scoreless for the final three minutes, warriors win, 118-113. they take the 3-1 series lead. >> medford new jersey native
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steve among the prospects, getting a look by the sixers today. the pre-draft workout, graduating from st. joe as the all time leading scorer. he says it's an honor to work out for his favorite team today. >> it's an honor to be here. growing up, being a sixer fan, living about 15 minutes down the road, to come down here and put on a jersey to compete with the guys, it's a great experience. i'm grateful for the opportunity. the nba draft is two weeks away. still to come on sports, a feature flyer star in house today. inside the visit with a top nhl draft prospect next. >> tomorrow, questions you should ask your doctor before taking medication. >> and it's going to be chilly.
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>> the flyers hired minor league chris. the flyers have the second overall pick in two and a half weeks. nollan patrick, second pick in the draft is here visiting the flyers today. they want a better idea of his injuries, including shoulder, and abdominal problems. >> i want to get summer training and reach my goal. >> assuming he's 100% healthy,
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he would be a great pick up for the flyers, number two over all. >> that would be great. history came to life tonight at the middle school. students took part in the living museum project. students researched the lives of men and women and performed a monologue to introduce guests to their com accomplishments. >> "jimmy kimmel live" live is next. "action news" continues at 4:30 a.m. tomorrow. now for cecily, jeff, jim gardner and the entire "action news" team, i'm monica malpass. have a good night tonight. ♪ ♪
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i'm joey. >> i'm brian. >> we're bartenders at the heavy dog in cleveland, ohio. >> tonight jimmy welcomes michael keaton, anthony davis, and charlie wilson, featuring robin thicke. >> get a hot dog with froot loops, bacon, macaroni and cheese. enjoy the show! >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- michael keaton, from the new orleans pelicans, anthony davis, soccer superstar neymar jr. and music from charlie wilson featuring robin thicke. and now, heads up! here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you.
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hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for everything, really. i appreciate it. well, for those of you who were with us in primetime tonight, welcome back. after another evening of big-time basketball, game three of the nba finals between the golden state warriors and cleveland cavaliers, this is the third time these teams have matched up for the finals. and as we learned last year, anything can happen. a player could turn into a werewolf. we don't know. we really just don't know. by the way, one thing we know is they jack up the ticket prices this time of year. courtside seats for game three, in cleveland, went for as much as $20,000 a pop. you know, usually to be able to afford that you have to have a baby with a player. [ laughter ] that's serious money. tonight's game as i mentioned was in cleveland, where of course they have very dedicated fans. i think -- i did a lot of
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research. i believe these two win the best t-shirt contest for 2017 for this. i may be indian, but i hate curry. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's very strong, well done. meanwhile in washington. all eyes were off the court and on congress for the main event tomorrow. former fbi director james comey will appear before the senate intelligence committee to spill the beans on president trump, which when you think about it on a human level is pretty great for james comey. can you imagine getting fired and then the next thick you know you get to trash talk your boss in front of the whole world? it's like a dream come true. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we got a surprise preview today of what comey plans to share. the senate released his prepared statement. president trump is like, you can prepare statements? [ laughter ] but there are a few good nuggets in it. comey confirmed that trump asked him to "let go of the investigation" into ex-national security adviser michael flynn's
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ties to russia. he said in four months he had nine one-on-one conversations with trump, three in person, six on the phone, which is very unusual. and this is what comey wrote about his dinner with trump back in january. he wrote, he had called me at lunchtime that day, invite med to dinner that night, saying he was going to invite my whole family but decided to have just me this time with the whole family coming next time. it was unclear from the conversation who else would be at the dinner. although i assumed there would be others. it turned out to be just the two of us. it's starting to read like chapter one of "fifty shades of orange." right? very sexual. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] comey wrote that at their dinner the president said, "i need loyalty, i expect loyalty." which is not an appropriate thing for a president to ask the head of the fbi. unless he's lanning to do the right thing and marry him, that is. [ laughter ] and trump told comey he had nothing to do with russia, had not been involved with hookers in russia. and he always assumed he's been
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recorded. i love that he denied being involved with hookers in russia. let me tell you, bil because th uncomfortable conversations comey told the attorney general, jeff sessions, he did not want any future direct communication with president trump. melania said the same thing by the way. [ laughter ] it didn't work out for either of them. so tomorrow will be an interesting day. today is an interesting day. i don't know if you know this, today is the vice president's birthday. mike pence. i know this because one of our writers got an e-mail yesterday from karen pence, his wife. the subject you see, hi, do you have a minute? michael's birthday. friend, it has been my true honor and greatest privilege standing by my husband's side as your second lady. it has been a remark able ride. it has been remarkable. one thing it has been is remarkable. she wrote, i wanted to make sure you knew about an important
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upcoming event, more importantly i want to give you a chance to join us in our ankle braces tomorrow, june sfenth, 2017. my husband, vice president michael pence, will turn 50 years old and i can't think of a better way to celebrate than a birthday card signed by millions of americans just like you." you can't any bed he'd like a back rub more, that would be better. she's like the annoying person at the office who brings a giant card around and forces everyone to sign it. the vice president would love to see your name and it would mean the world to our family if you added your happy birthday wish by 9:00 p.m. on june 7th, 2017. then there are two links to sign the card. this is a very sad e-mail, folks. [ laughter ] by the way, if you click on one of the links to sign the card, you get this. you can't even write a birthday message, just your name, e-mail, and zip code. for his birthday mike pence gets a list of names, e-mails and zip codes. that sounds like fun. it's not at all like a thinly
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veiled attempt to get your voter information. for fund-raising purposes. poor mike pence. that's a terrible birthday. maybe after the testimony tomorrow his birthday gift will be getting to be president of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] i know this is out of left field, remember zima? like a weird -- yeah, alcoholic beverage from the early '90s? yous zima to figure out who at the bar you didn't want to talk to. it was huge, it was a huge thing. then all of a sudden it was gone. but they're breaking it back. this fourth of july weekend, zima makes a comeback. i'd almost rather zika make a comeback than zima. [ laughter ] which by the way is really good timing. you really want to wait until there's a virus that's one letter off from the name of your product before relaunching that product. but i guess these are turbulent times. and we need as many ways to get drunk as possible. so welcome back, zima. you know, also college
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graduation soap is wrapping up. and commencement ceremony, this is a big deal for the students and their families. and many schools as you know book celebrity speakers. i believe mark zuckerberg gave a speech. hillary clinton. they all gave commencement addresses this year. not every school can land an a-lister. to the service of those graduates of those schools we put together, we've been working very hard on this, we put together an all-purpose, all-star graduation speech that is 100% guaranteed to position you for success in life. so pay attention because i think you just might learn something. >> administrators, faculty -- >> brothers and sisters -- >> nerds, jocks, douche bags -- >> sex offenders, both registered and unregistered -- >> and the class of 2017. >> look to the person on your left.
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now look to the person on your right. one of you will be dead by the end of my speech. >> it's time for you all to put down your phones. and pick up the next generation of phones. they have a much, much better camera. >> don't forget the people that brought you to this place. i'm talking about the uber drivers. they're the real heroes of today. >> never give up. unless it's hard. >> the world needs more dreamers. and it also needs more quiz know's employees. why does it take so long to get quizno's? it's just a sandwich. 45 minutes, it's ridiculous. >> i'm reminded of an important decision in my life. when i was a teenager, i ran over a human-sized bump in the road. my mother said, just keep driving. that was a great lesson. >> i was in your shoes once.
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and your underwear. you should really lock your door. >> 50 years from now when you look back on your life, you will ask yourself, was i famous enough? did the paparazzi pay enough attention to me? or were they way more interested in my wife? >> do follow your dreams. unless your dreams are to scoff and murder me. then good luck. i kill you first. >> don't compare yourselves to others. there's always going to be somebody who's richer, more successful, better looking. that person's me. >> do not claim to be lactose intolerant. say what you really are. a milk racist. >> there's more than one way to skin a cat. and you should try all of them before you die.
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>> next time you're at a concert, wave your hands in the air like you just do care. about aids. >> saying, i need some me time, is just another way of saying, i don't want any you time. take a hint, becky. >> the great winston churchill once said, when a woman lights a candle, it's to set the mood. when a man lights the candle, it's because he destroyed the bathroom. this is true. >> if abraham lincoln were alive today, i'd be like, how is that? how got shot in the head, you shouldn't even be here. you're decome pose, it's nasty, don't do that, get out of here. >> the great maya angelou once said that beauty comes from within. but so does diarrhea.
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never forget that. >> i don't have a college degree. but i do have a yacht. guess you can eat it, education. who's the dummy now? i only paid $30 million for it. on credit. i don't even have the money. >> a great man by the name of bazooka joe once said to his father, dad, have you ever seen a machine that can tell if you're lying? well, his dad said, seen one? i married one. >> there are three rules in life. number one. never quit. >> rule number two. never trust a man in a trench coat. could be two little people stacked on top of each other. i learned that the hard way.
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>> and rule number three. do something bold! let a horse ride you! it feels so good. >> now you guys get out of here and go build me a real live sex robot. good luck. where do i get my gift bag? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, everybody. congratulations. we have to take a break. when we come back, soccer star neymar jr. is going to try to kick a ball, that's him, past a goalie named guillermo who's all the way on the other side of the street. stick around, we'll be right back with that. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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welcome back to the show. cleto and the cletones with the music of timbuk-three. michael keaton, anthony davis, and music from charlie wilson and robin thicke all on the way. if you're a soccer fan -- how many soccer fans do we have here? [ cheers and applause ] know at least 40% of you are lying but i appreciate the enthusiasm. if you are a soccer fan you are undoubtedly familiar with the super human known as neymar jr. [ cheers and applause ] he's the star players for barcelona and for the brazilian national team, he won an olympic gold medal, he's only 25 years old and he happens to be on our roof right now. hola, amigo. >> hi, jimmy. thank you. >> jimmy: neymar, first of all, thanks for taking the elevator
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all the way up there. [ laughter ] your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to score the first-ever goal over hollywood boulevard from our building to the el capitan to the hollywood highland center all the way across the street. do you think you can do it? can you make it to the hollywood and highland center? >> i can. >> jimmy: beautiful. but not only is the net more than 150 feet away, it is being guarded by america's number one goalie/security guard. guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] hi, guillermo. >> guillermo: hi, jimmy! >> jimmy: you look great. >> guillermo: jimmy, i'm very excited, very happy with neymar! >> jimmy: you look like we should cut you in half and squeeze you into a drink. guillermo, if i remember correctly, you love heights, right? >> guillermo: no, i hate heights. >> jimmy: you do not like heights, yes. neymar's your favorite soccer player, correct? >> guillermo: yes, i love
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neymar, you know that. >> jimmy: i know that. are you nervous right now? >> guillermo: no, not nervous, i'm happy right now with neymar. >> jimmy: you're happy, to be almost so close to him, it must be exciting. which are you more worried about right now, playing against your favorite or plummeting to your death? >> guillermo: plummeting to my death. >> jimmy: do not dive for the ball. okay? >> guillermo: okay, jimmy. i promise. >> jimmy: this is important but not that important. neymar, are you nervous right now? >> come on, man. i will try. >> jimmy: what if i told you guillermo plays for a recreational soccer team in north hollywood? and they won their first playoff game on sunday? are you nervous now? no? okay, all right. >> no. >> jimmy: all right, then. let's do this. this is a long kick. i don't know, seems kind of -- seems a little more dangerous than i care for. but let's do it. are you ready? >> ready. >> jimmy: all right, let's do it. here we go. [ cheers and applause ]
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going all the way over hollywood boulevard. >> guillermo: three, two, one! >> jimmy: and here we go. it is -- oh, a little bit short! oh, this is where a guy gets hit by a bus. okay. unfortunately we only have one ball so this is going to take -- no, okay, all right. here we go again. just got to get a little more leg into it. whoa! a little bit short. wow. why is there no -- did we clear the traffic? oh. once again we brought the city to a complete halt! for no good reason at all! neymar. >> guillermo: come on neymar! neymar, neymar! >> jimmy: take your time. and here we go. it is a big kick -- oh my goodness! [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: can we look at that again? can we look at it again in slow motion? let's take another look. here's the ball. he had the distance. and right in the corner of the net. past guillermo. what was the one thing i told you not to do? >> guillermo: not to dive. >> jimmy: yeah, not to dive. >> guillermo: but it's neymar, jimmy, the best player in the world. >> jimmy: you gave 110%. neymar, that was quite a shot, congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: have fun up there. we have a great show for you tonight. charlie wilson and robin thicke. anthony davis is here and we'll be right back with michael keaton. so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the new denny's on demand.
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robin thicke from the mercedes-benz stage. we are back in primetime on friday night for game four of the nba finals with owen wilson, zach lavine, jamal crawford, and julius randle. and we have a new show in late night after that with mandy moore, jerrod carmichael, music from bebe rexa with lil wayne, and i take on the winner of the scripps national spelling bee. she's 12 years-old and she will soon know the meaning of d-e-f-uh -- however defeat is spelled she will know. our first guest is an oscar-nominated, golden globe-winning actor who played a fictional superhero, a fictional, superhero and now, super villain. he suits up as the menacing vulture in "spider-man: homecoming," it opens july 7th. please welcome michael keaton! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: i tell you, when you just gave me a little lick and a squeeze, if i had food in my mouth -- >> popped it out. >> jimmy: it would have heimliched me. >> you know what i heimliched -- >> jimmy: you did? that's your penguins cap? yeah, you're more focused on the stanley cup finals. >> i am. >> jimmy: than the nba. >> no, but wow, anthony davis is here, that's a treat that guy is unbelievable. i heimliched a guy. >> jimmy: you did? where? >> yeah, he wasn't choking. [ laughter ] i just wanted to try it out. no, no. a good buddy of mine, this is true, a very good friend of mine, dennis stugen, at his house, everyone had gone home. we're throwing darts. which we used to do a lot. all of a sudden i looked a him, he's really red in the face. then he's kind of getting a shade of blue that was concerning. and he kind of goes, very calmly, kind of goes -- and i
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look at him and go -- we had a few beers at that point. i go -- oh [ bleep ]. and i remembered. reading or seeing somewhere. someone explained what the heimlich maneuver was. i got behind him and i thought, man, i hope this works. and i did it really hard. because you're supposed to. this thing just shot across the room. and here's what's really amazing about it. nobody said anything till like the next day about 11:30. he calls me. he goes, hey, man. do you remember last night? and i go yeah, good party. he's like, do you remember heimliching me? i go, yeah. none of us said anything. shoom! the thing goes, we kept playing darts, then i went home. it's like, i saved a guy's life last night. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there's a swedish meatball right in the bull's-eye! that could be a fun game. heimlich dartboard. >> that's a really good idea. >> jimmy: swallow a swedish
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meatball with thehe toot pick i it and fire away. >> i am really -- that's a very good idea. >> jimmy: forget hockey. >> yeah, yeah. how are you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing well, thank you. congratulations on your penguins. you root for the penguins, you love the penguins. >> all things pittsburgh. >> jimmy: even though you're batman, you root for penguin. >> i never thought that. yes, i do, because i'm open-minded. >> jimmy: do you have an nba team? >> i inherited them when i moved to l.a., i used to make sean, my little guy, carry him to the forum, saw all the great, great, great teams. that's because pittsburgh never had an nba team. they had an aba team which was a great team. >> jimmy: what was the name of that team? >> the wrens for a while. >> jimmy: bad name. >> bad name, yeah, little birds. yeah. >> jimmy: pelicans is no good either. we're going to get into that with anthony, yeah. >> true. it's not menacing enough. yeah, so there was never a team. i'm a laker fan. >> jimmy: that's good. >> i suffer. >> jimmy: you mentioned your son sean, taking him to laker games. i think this is so interesting.
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people don't -- i know some people know about this. >> he's a center for the lakers? small forward? >> jimmy: no, your son, almost as impressive, not quite, but almost as impressive, has written, cowritten, produced, some of the biggest hits in music. >> yeah, man, he's hot. he's killing it. >> jimmy: who are some of the artists he's worked with? >> nominated for a grammy for the country tune "die a happy man." [ cheers and applause ] yeah. and he won. they won. record of the year or song of the year at the acms? you know, there's so many country awards. country's a thing that came to him later. he rote hip-hop and pop music for demi lovato -- >> jimmy: jason derulo. >> yeah, david ghetto. >> jimmy: do you listen to any of this kind of music? >> yeah, i do. you honestly. and i don't know if you -- when you see your own movie for the first time or you start out and you -- i went to the theater, i wanted to go by myself for
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"night shift" and sit in the theater. >> jimmy: one of the greatest movies of all-time. [ cheers and applause ] you think i'm joking. really. in my top ten all-time favorite movies. >> really? >> jimmy: yes. >> you want to see it and have the full experience, and the other thing was when -- i think "heart attack" or -- i think it was "heart attack." i hadn't heard on it the radio. that's an old-fashion kind of thing. you right around the car, i imagine that's what all those people are talking about. >> jimmy: yeah, right, hearing on the radio. >> you hear a tune on the radio. so i would never hear it. so like valet drivers, you know, they look at me and i'd pull in and my station tuned into something every 15-year-old girl listens to. they're like, dude's into the really weirdest. i'd be playing it, come on, man, i want to hear it. one day i heard it while i was driving around. oh, man. >> jimmy: what did you do? >> i flipped out. i meld went home. i just heard your tune on the radio! such an old-fashioned thing, on
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the radio. it had been on the internet for months. >> that's right. but it's different because it pops up. it's not something that you seek out. and press "play." and there's something -- >> exactly. >> jimmy: magical about that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: was your son equally excited? >> yeah, very much. very much. you know him, you met him. >> jimmy: you know. >> you were at the house. >> jimmy: lionel ritchie was at your house which was kind of amazing also. does he live at the house? >> he does. >> jimmy: lionel's working for you? you don't have to pipe in music? >> he goes on tour. the house is a mess! then i go, what's going on? he goes, i'm on tour, dude. no. >> jimmy: he's your friend. >> he's a pal. you were there are. ronnie howard was there. a lot of people are did. i'm the most boring person. truly. >> jimmy: yeah. actually, we all saying that. [ laughter ] at the party. >> i have very few -- i don't really have a lot of parties. but i wanted you to come. >> jimmy: it was christmas time, and there was lionel richie. we're going to take a break. when question come back, we're going to take a look at a movie
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