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plenty of new pre-k spots available in september. let's get the late word on the forecast. >> you have to look at it as you start from the morning to afternoon. as you head out the door, temperatures 70 to 73-degrees. the humidity drops in the afternoon tomorrow with a high of 86-degrees. no complaints for the last day of spring. >> "jimmy kimmel live" next followed by "nightline." guestselle fanning and carte. "action news" continues at 4:30 with pamela edwards, matt o'donnell, and karen rodgers with traffic. >> ducis rogers, cecily tynan, the entire "action news" team, i'm jim gardner, goodnight.

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>> dads in our audience, i hope your families came through for you yesterday. did they come through for you? no. they never do, do they. i had a good father's day. the best part of father's day, i know this is going to sound weird for me the best part was when my wife forgot to get me a car. i will get a lot of mileage out of this. she said she got it and wrote and forgot to bring it home which is what i say when i forget to bring her a card, only i'm lying when i say it. this is good news for me. i don't know know if we should have cards for father's day. for mother's day they're sweet with nice messages. father's day cards fit into four major categories, golf, fishing, barbecue, beer. [ cheers and applause ] and beer. [ cheers and applause ] and beer

[ cheers and applause ] and beer and beer. what kind of message is this. dad you are a pot belly drunk and we're sending you to rehab after you finish mowing the lawn. ear we need to mix it up. either the cards need to change or we do. -- later on we'll share the fruits of our latest and greatest father's day youtube challenge. we asked you to sneak up on be your dads and surprise them by saying i love you at the most into tune time. it went better than we hoped. very good work everybody. you'll see that later on. meanwhile president trump back at the white house after a father's day week with his son david and while malari

[ cheers and applause ] the president met today with leaders of some of the major american tech companies, ceos of apple, microsoft, amazon and about 16 others. some of trump's advisor's asked them to delete twitter from his phone but they were unable to do that. the meeting was led by trump's son-in-l son-in-law/senior advisor which is interesting because some of these guys helped to build jared kushner when he was a young robot. jared kushner is going to israel on wednesday to try to negotiate peace which is crazy because he has no experience doing that. he's the least experienced of the trump's team. overt weekend it was said the person will oversee billions of dollars as head of housing development for state of new jersey and that certain is his

son's wedding planner. yeah for real [ cheers and applause ] i guess she did a good job. her name is lynn patton with no experience in urban or housing development but has incredible reviews on yelp almost five stars. she knows her way around a center piece. she ran his charity foundation. so far number one qualification for getting a job in the trump administration is not having any of them. trump was in miami on friday to announce the new policy towards cuba. i don't know if it was the mojitos or the fact we slowed the video down but here's the result of little havana edition of drunk donald trump. >> i am so thrilled to be back here with all of my friends. [ laughter ] in little havana [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> going to be biggest havana all time. hey remember michael phelps won all those olympic medals because he eats at subway or something. next month is part of shark week it is announced michael phelps is going to race a great white shark. i have no idea how they're going to do it. pretty sure the idea was brought to you by michael phelps bong. it may be the first time a great white shark will have eaten a human on television. who thought it up kim jong un --

the shark is to be taking the race seriously, i hear he's shaved his body hair. week four, classic episode. one-on-one performance nobody heard of. vintage bachelor et. tensions are high because some of the guys think some of the other guys aren't there for a right reason. as if there's a right reason. two of the guys don't get along. apparently iggy told rachael he thought joez was acting fake and here's what jesus chrioez said >> instead of focusing on rachael instead of focusing on his lame self. he's the lamest dude. he shoots heroin.

he's nuts. he's confessed to all of those. >> i want to go back to the beginning of the clip. >> he's a bitch. >> all right maybe not all due respect. it's not ta really that respectful. this is the kind of date ie'd like to see on the bachelorette it's a video of the prank guy pulled on the sling shot ride at an amusement park, you seen this. what happened is just before the go ride was about to start the guy operating it was told to fasten seatbelts and of course it didn't have seatbelts and that's when one of them began to panic. >> got to tighten the seatbelt. >> who him? >> it's like a car seatbelt. >> this? >> wait is mine too loose. >> actually both of them.

>> i got both seatbelts completely loose. >> ah! [ cheers and applause ] >> don't even know who those people in the video wore so i asked america to help us find them and we got their information joining us now from lakeland, florida please say hello. [ cheers and applause ] how you doing? [ cheers and applause ] so let's start from the top. the ride is called the sling shot what's happening on that

ride? >> you tell them. >> well with the ride you're actually going back, it's like a volcano, it pushes backward and shoots you all the way into the air. going how fast? >> a hundred miles in three seconds. >> it's fast. >> now joe you wanted off this sling shot the moment you got off it. why'd you get on it in the first place? >> i was trying to be the nice guy. trying to help out, do the sweet thing, she was mad at me. >> oh, alexanderia why were you mad at joe? >> because sometimes he just does what he does but he does things to make it up, i guess that was one thing. >> yeah he really made up for is it that's for sure. so now the ride operator tells you your seatbelts are loose. at what point did you realize there were no seatbelts.

>> there's seatbelts but there's a strap you have to pull if you think it's too loose. so i thought about it when i looked at the video, i'm like what was he thinking. >> i wasn't thinking about nothing. i was worried about getting off the ride. i was sweating so bad. didn't even worry about it. just he was like this going to be a good video, i was like what's he talking about, but i didn't worry because i was already scared. >> you almost immediately started screaming momma. let's watch real quick. >> momma! [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> what did your mother think when she saw the video. >> she's like i can't help you sweetie. it's all right though. he fooled me though. i really thought i was going to die that night.

>> joe, why were your hands flapping like that? >> i thought the seatbelts broke i'm like this trying to fly away. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> now does this make you concerned about joe being your partner in a time of crisis? >> right, well you already knew that i was the man in the relationship, so! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> i like that. >> joe. now joe you're going to go play college football in the fall when school starts. >> oh, yeah, going to be up in minnesota called northland college. >> are you concerned your teammates might see this video? >> hey they might. might be joke being it the whole season. >> i have a feeling it's going

to run on a loop throughout the entire season. and beyond that. thank you guys so much for talking to us. [ cheers and applause ] joe, how much would it take to get you back on it. >> about $20 million. >> we're going to get a kick starter going see if we can raise that for you all right. >> all right. >> congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] joe and alexanderia. we have to take a break and come back with results from the youtube father's day scenario. stick around. >> announcer: abcs "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by -- it's america's best sales event at nissan the fastest-growing auto brand in the u.s.a.

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music from playboi carti on the way. first double congrats for beyonce and jay z, reports are, beyonce gave birth to a boy on monday. [ cheers and applause ] surrounded by a doctor, two nurses and man with a giant hair drier. they did this with their daughter blue ivy waited years before showing their photos. people still wonder where is the third member of destiny's kwhield. child. how did we get this. we managed to get the exclusive first photo of the babies. i can't wait any more. here they are, the world's most anticipated twins.

[ cheers and applause ] oh, you know what, they're adorable. my goodness. beautiful, beautiful children. especially the girl, she is a doll. [ laughter ] congratulations. meanwhile kim kardashian has some exciting news today. her new arrival is this, what they're calling a daddy money fidget spinner. it shipped in a week, just not in time for father's day. [ laughter ] it's a gold like thing that says daddy on it. it's like she made it specifically for donald trump. it cost $15 a dollar for every minute fidget spinners will still be popular after this. just goes to show there's nothing so dumb kim kardashian can't find a way to make money on be it. think about it, kim kardashian is the human equivalent of a fidget spinner. all right every day we issue

father's day challenge, in past years we asked to spray down dad with a hose, dump breakfast in bed, bad ideas but this year, it was to sneak up to your dad and yell i love you loud as you can. we went through all of the hundreds of videos and widdle it down to the best of the best. i invite you to feel the love in the father's day youtube challenge for 2017. >> i love you dad! [ laughter ] >> love you. >> what a are you guys doing. >> i love you. [ laughter ] >> i love you dad. >> oh! >> love you dad. >> [ bleep ] >> love you dad! >> love you dad!

>> we love you daddy. >> thank you. >> jimmy kimmel said to do it. >> thanks. >> dad, i love you! >> love you dad! >> [ bleep ] is wrong with you. >> i love you dad! >> you're kidding me. >> dad, i love you. >> dad i love you. >> i love you, dad. >> oh, stop it. >> i love you dad. >> daddy, i love you. >> i love you! [ applause ] >> i love you.

>> [ bleep ]. >> we love you daddy. >> oh, god! >> i love you dad. >> [ bleep ] damn it. >> i love you, dad. >> i'm going to [ bleep ] stick that thing so far up your ass you're going to taste it. do you understand me. >> i love you! [ laughter ] >> love you dad! happy father's day jimmy. >> thanks to all the kids, i'm sorry dads. it was a joke.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there welcome back to the show. tonight, his new movie is called "rough night," paul w. downs is with us. then - making his late night television debut, this is his self-titled album, playboi carti from the mercedes-benz stage.

[ cheers and applause ] that's him right in the middle. let's see, tomorrow night, casey affleck, allison tolman and comedian chris charpentier are our guests. and later this week, anthony hopkins, tatiana maslany, and chris hardwick, with music from kyle featuring lil yachty and queen with adam lambert. so please join us for all that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest has been coming to our show since she was 12 years old, and that was only 7 years ago. she is a very talented young person her new movie with nicole kidman and colin farrell is called "the beguiled." it opens friday. please welcome elle fanning. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i am so good. >> jimmy: you're one of the happiest people i've ever met.

it makes me feel less miserable. >> good i feel it's been a while. i'm so happy to be back. i was so young when i first came on. >> jimmy: you were twelve then you're 19 now. >> yes. >> jimmy: you remember my advice over and over again, don't go to college. >> that's true, the first time you're like stay out of school. >> jimmy: why you don't needs to go to school. you got a whole thing going already. and you followed my advice. you are not going to college, correct? >> i'm not. [ cheers and applause ] not everyone's applauding but yeah. i don't know i don't think you need it. have you been to a college and seen what goes on there. >> yeah because i graduated last summer from my high school and obviously all my friends basically all of them went off to college. >> jimmy: suckers. >> yeah. and then when i did the movie i

have friends in new orleans and they're like come on over. they think it is a funny concept of me in college with them. can't imagine it. with me in that environment. >> jimmy: why is it funny you in that environment. >> i think because i'm so oo believious to college can life. like you all share a bathroom together. okay. just the way of life. just thinking about it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and tulane they were all go gearing up for the party, everyone in everyone's room. the friend i was visiting busted his head open the night before i got there and he was still going to the party that night. i'm like you have stitches in your head. he's like it's fun. >> jimmy: this is why you don't know go to college, you'll bust your head open in college. >> and he's like the post is still good, there's blood still

on the post. >> jimmy: you mean the post he mitt hit? >> yes. >> jimmy: did you see the bloody post. >> i did, i seen the blood, i'm like scared of college. >> jimmy: you should be scared. it's terrifying. you still live at home or you have your own place now? >> well my family recently just sold our childhood home. >> jimmy: was that a sad experience to sell the house? >> it was sad but i don't know, like, fresh start and also i want to get my own place soon. >> jimmy: sure that would have been the time to do it. to veer off on your own while the moving van was headed that way, i'm going to be over here. >> exactly. >> jimmy: how long do you think you will wait before getting your own place. >> hopefully by next summer. >> jimmy: okay does your mom want you out or to stay forever. >> she wants me to stay the rest of my life. she's like you're going to buy a house right next to me.

>> jimmy: you did the right thing waiting for her to get her house because if you moved first she would have moved with you. >> now she's stuck. >> jimmy: what do you remember about your childhood home the most was there one thing you loved there. >> interesting, a lot of the furniture the new family that bought it bought a lot of our furniture as well. it's cool. there's this particular couch there that holds a lot of meaning, i think. we had a den in the living room and the den was like the tv room, like, you know, not formal, and then the living room was more formal place and like this couch, we were younger it still had like wrap, plastic wrap over it, my mom would not allow us to sit on it. no one sat on it. >> jimmy: it's the room no one goes in. >> it's for company but there's no company. it's the company room whatever. but one time it was used. it was broken in. we got a call, this is so random

we got this call it was on easter, like robert deniro and his family was coming over for dinner. >> jimmy: how did that happen. >> my sister was working with him. so we were like what do we do, we'll order pizza. >> jimmy: a traditional italian meal. did mom unwrap the couch. >> yeah it was unwrapped. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] >> dick >> i knew who he was. but didn't really. so him and his whole family come and he makes a b-line straight to that couch, he's the first person that ever sat on that couch. when i was seven years old i was waiting for my mom to get off the couch.

i'm like behind him, he's sitting on the couch freaking out. obviously my mom let robert deniro sit on it. that's was fine. >> jimmy: well yeah who else are you holding it for, oprah? >> yeah so he really broke it in. >> jimmy: can i stop you for a second. you heard they already had eaten before they arrived. >> yeah they came from a lunch. >> jimmy: is it possible they saw the pizza and they lied and said they had eaten dinner. >> could have been possible. >> jimmy: that's probably what happened. i'd like to do a documentary on this story. full interview, everyone volu d involved, get the couch in there. you think the people in the house would let me interview on the couch. >> sure yeah. >> jimmy: can't do it without the couch. >> yeah floral couch.

>> jimmy: so ddeniro and his family come over from lunch was there an easter egg hunt. >> yeah we do it every year. there's prizes with golden eggs with money in them. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah we get really into it every single year and this year my mom's all you got to let his kids get the golden egg. i'm like what, god. she's like if you see the golden egg put it back. i'm like you're ruining it. she's like make sure they get eggs too. >> jimmy: hard to explain to a seven-year-old. did you let the deniro kids get the eggs. >> yeah. >> jimmy: were they golden eggs if you recall. >> i don't remember. i feel probably my mom did something nice like everyone gets one. >> jimmy: yeah because have you seen the untouchables robert

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>> he was everyone else was all girls and then there's collin. >> jimmy: did he like it or dislike it? >> he was definitely a good sport about it. we had a funny major role reversal the way it was done. because he's like the object of affection in the film like most women are portrayed in other films, he was the most naked out of everybody, and on set he was watching his weight. whatever. >> jimmy: is that right. >> yeah he was craving hamburgers constantly. i remember he rode with me in a car to go back to the trailers or something and on his phone he was going throughgoogleim images of photos of hamburgers. i'm like there's this good hamburger place in new orleans i know of, he's like tell me about it, i'm like well it has lettuce

on it, tomato on it, he's like tell me more. it was a really long three hour drive back to new orleans to get a hamburger. >> wow must have been very hungry. >> i know. well then the director sophia she also, we were filming a day of montage sequence in the film where collin is gardening, sawing wood, just doing gardening things, and she also did photos that day and wanted to put together a sexy calendar shoot. >> jimmy: of him? >> yeah, january, with the pose. and february. he was a great sport. like let's do it. he knows about it all too. >> jimmy: i hope so. and he finally got that hamburger. you know you shouldn't go through someone's phone and look at the google images best case

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] . >> jimmy: you know our next guest from "broad city" and "time-traveling bong," which was based on a true story. his new movie, alongside scarlett johansson, kate mckinnon and other funny people is called "rough night." >> mlikjabcda. [ laughter ] did you see that! >> rough night is in theater now. please welcome paul w. downs. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: may i be so bold to begin by saying you have beautiful legs. >> oh. >> jimmy: and two of them. >> thank you so much. two of them. >> jimmy: was that all you doing the whole thing. >> the alphabet backwards was me. the hand stand was a very talented stunt double. >> jimmy: did you examine multiple legs to match. >> i think it was a country wide search. yeah. it is hard to find the exact hamstring, actually while he had legs that looked a lot like mine when he got into the diaper he had the most intense farmer's tan i'd ever seen. like brown legs and i'very white legs. we were shooting at night racing against the dark before the sun came up and the make up artist

who was very talented wasn't prepared for this, she had to run to the trailer and back like, ah, why you do this to me. why you do this to me. but she did a great job. great job. >> jimmy: she's either got to make that part tan or your part white. one of those two things. you are lucky didn't go the other way. >> she made the right choice, yeah. >> jimmy: you co-wrote the film with your girlfriend. >> i did, yeah. >> jimmy: and at the time did you mutually decide you would be in a diaper most of the movie? >> it's a democratic decision. yeah. it is ripped from the headlines, the story of the astronaut who wore a diaper to kidnap lover's girlfriend. >> jimmy: as one does. >> so we stole that from real life. >> jimmy: i'm sure she will be tickled pink about inspiring

that. >> yeah don't know where she is now, probably in prison. >> jimmy: on one side you're got the diaper on on the other side you're scarlett's fiance. you were you were separate from most of the women. did you have a chance to bond. >> in my other movie i was working on. >> jimmy: did you also have a diaper on that one. >> we all bonded and became really tight. >> jimmy: because we found this photo graph. you're speaking about the bonding. it seems like maybe, maybe you

weren't as close as you described. >> that, i don't know, is that me? >> jimmy: yeah that's you. >> yeah it is me. >> jimmy: i don't know want to read into the still photograph but the body language indicates a problem. >> yeah i think i remember, they were talking about what wrapped gift to get me, i heard ducati, i think they were planning something. >> jimmy: the movie is about a bacheloret bachelorette party, somewhat raunchy has your family seen the film. >> yeah even my grandmother who was 90 she loved the movie, i think there were some moments that were a little racy but luckily missed some of it because of the laughter from the crowd. >> jimmy: because of her hearing. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah that comes in

handy sometimes. is she a type to give a review of the movie. >> oh, yes there's things i've done before that she does not like. she will let me know. >> jimmy: will she call you and let you know. >> no she will reserve it for in person. like why did you have to do that. she loved this one. >> jimmy: okay that's good. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i know there's -- i don't want to ruin anything but there's an extended cameo from demi moore and ty barrell. we think of him as a actual dad. in that situation does demi moore know she's going to be making out with one of the women in the film? >> yeah that was part of the script she was very down. >> jimmy: she was? >> oh, so game. yeah.

so it was her and zoey and i think she was so willing and game and cool she's like what if we dig a whole in the scaand an so i can get lower and get a leg up. she really choreographed. >> jimmy: wow she had a hole dug. >> she's professional. >> jimmy: now are you working on broad city next "sportsnet central central." broad city next season. >> yeah we just finished season four. >> jimmy: i assume you're still on broad city. >> i am. >> jimmy: are you still an item on the show. >> i don't know how much i can give away. >> jimmy: just tell us. >> i can hint. this season they abbey and stint

have sexual intercourse is. >> jimmy: do you dig a hole. or is it just regular. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: paul w. downs! "rough night" is in theaters now. and we shall return with music from playboi carti. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: up next, playboi carti. the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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