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[ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us right here on a special night. you join us on what is hands down our wettest show of the year. our most beloved summer tradition happens tonight. directly behind our theater we have erected this beautiful above-ground swimming pool. it cost us more than $40 million to build this. and it was worth every penny. [ laughter ] because tonight we're going to grab random people off the street, ask them to disrobe and do a belly flop on television for you. it is our 11th annual -- [ cheers and applause ] it started back in 2006. and from time to time people ask me why a belly flop contest every year? and to those people i say, mom, go to bed, we're doing this. [ laughter ] my cousin sal is out on hollywood boulevard right now. sal, are the streets full of bellies and hopeful floppers there? >> oh, we've got some big ones, some flat ones. we've got everything for you. >> jimmy: good. let's meet some of them, then.

>> here's a big one. >> jimmy: all right. okay. [ applause ] what's your name? >> cesar. >> jimmy: cesar, where are you from? >> lodi, california. >> jimmy: what do you do for a living? >> i drive a forklift. >> jimmy: you drive a forklift. >> yes. >> jimmy: i've always wanted to drive a forklift. is it fun? >> pretty fun, yeah. pretty fun. >> jimmy: do you ever pick up your co-workers' cars and move them around in the park lot? >> i haven't got there yet but i'm trying to, man. >> jimmy: something to shoot for. would you be willing to take off your clothes, put on a slightly used bathing suit and jump in our pool? >> yeah. i'll do it just for you. >> jimmy: all right. come on through, then, cesar. [ cheers and applause ] that's exciting. i think we already know who's going to win. [ laughter ] who else do we have out there, cousin sal? >> come on in. >> hi. >> jimmy: oh, hi, how are you? >> good. how are you? >> jimmy: what's your name? >> brittany. >> jimmy: brittany. you don't look like you have much of a belly to do flopping with. do you think you can do this? >> yeah, i hope so.

>> jimmy: this is a competition you feel like you can actually win? >> yeah, maybe. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> spokane, washington. >> jimmy: oh, spokane, washington. what do you do up there at spoke snn. >> i work at a tanning salon. i do spray tans. >> jimmy: oh, that's perfect for this, then. >> yeah. i guess. >> jimmy: you come on through also. all right. just send those through right there, cousin sal. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? round up a few more and we'll check back in. >> you got it. >> jimmy: we'll make a whole night of this. hey, president trump began the day with a tweet apparently. he has a twitter account. did you know this? [ laughter ] this morning he tweeted just out of the blue, "the white house is functioning perfectly, focused on health care, tax cuts, reform and many other things. i have very little time for watching tv." [ laughter ] sorry. [ laughter ] why would he specifically

mention that he doesn't have time for tv? i think i know why. i was thinking about it. yesterday there was a report that he was holed up all day watching tv while the whole thing with his son was going on. i bet he saw that on tv. [ laughter ] and then had to tweet to let us know he isn't watching tv, he doesn't have any time to watch tv. one thing president trump definitely did watch was his son junior's interview with sean hannity last night on fox news. trump said his son was open, transparent, and innocent. which that's three lies in four words. that's a new -- that's 75 -- that's a new record. [ cheers and applause ] on fox news last night for an old-fashioned sean hannity reacharound. and i guess his goal was to put a positive spin on this meeting with the russian whoa believed or hoped had damaging information on hillary clinton during the campaign. but he still doesn't seem to understand what's wrong with what he did. >> again, i didn't know there was any credibility. i didn't know if there was anything behind it. i can't vouch for the

information. someone sent me an e-mail. i can't help what someone sends me. you know? i read it. i responded accordingly. >> jimmy: right. what's he supposed to do? i mean, when like a nigerian prince says he's going to transfer $30 million in your account, you give him the number to your account. [ laughter ] unless you're some kind of an idiot. [ laughter ] by the way, everyone's focused on donald jr. let's not forget the son-in-law jared kushner, the campaign chairman paul manafort, they also went to that meeting. they didn't just wander in. this is not long after trump locked up the nomination. i'm sure they were busy, but they blocked time out to go to a meeting with a russian lawyer none of them knew or had ever heard of. meanwhile, poor dj tj is taking all the heat for this. [ laughter ] i wanted to see if i could start dj tj as a thing. [ laughter ] let me try it again. meanwhile, poor djtj is taking all the heat for this. [ cheers and applause ]

i like djtj a lot. i was very proud of myself when i thought of that earlier. well, donald trump has sean spicer spinning things for him. donald trump jr. is now getting help from sean spicer jr. >> quiet, please. thank you for coming. i'm here to clear up some poop you've been pooping about donald trump jr. first, donald jr. would never meet with some russian lawyer lady because everyone knows ladies have cooties. and -- [ flatulence noise ] thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, shorty spice.

oh, hey, how are you doing? [ cheers and applause ] calm down. this is not a strip club. everybody relax. [ laughter ] all right. back to the hannity interview. it wasn't exactly hard-hitting. it was more like soft rubbing in a way. but hannity did at least have the sense to ask if this meeting with the russian was a one-time thing. >> did you ever meet with any other person from russia that you know of? >> i don't even know. i've probably met with other people from russia. >> certainly not in the campaign. >> not in the context of actually a formalized meeting or anything like that. because why would i? >> jimmy: i may have met with them but not in the context of a meeting. sometimes i had lunch with them but not in the context of a meal. and one time we may have had sex but we only touched ourselves. there was no interaction between us. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there have been no reports. thus far we don't know if he met with other russians. we decided to do some research ourselves. we don't just sit on our hands waiting around for news to

happen. we went around town today to ask russians living here in l.a. if they ever had a meeting with donald trump jr. >> have you ever met with this guy? >> no, i didn't saw him before. >> you've never seen him? >> no. sorry. >> have you met with this guy? >> no. i haven't. >> you never had a meeting with him? >> no. >> have you ever met with this guy? >> dmo. >> have you ever met with this guy? >> no. >> if he asked to meet with you, would you meet with him? >> i think no. >> would you meet with this guy? >> no. >> have you met with him? >> i try to say. it's hard to say. >> it's hard to say. so you may have sat down and had a meeting with him? >> for what reason? >> i don't know. you tell me. >> you wouldn't date him? >> no. no. >> do you think he's good-looking? >> mm, little bit. >> he's a good man. >> he's a good man? >> nice guy, good man, from good family.

but what gonna happen life show you. i don't know what to say. >> did putin tell you to say that? >> putin? excuse me. i'm far away from putin. 30 years i'm without putin. >> do you want to say good-bye to him? >> good-bye. >> do you want to give him a kiss? >> no, i don't think so. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay. we whittled it down. meanwhile, at the staples center here in l.a. floyd mayweather and conor mcgregor are going to fight on august 26th in las vegas. it's a boxing match, which means -- mcgregor's not a boxer. he fights in the ufc. he's going to have to keep his feet to himself. it will really be an interesting fight. but this was some press conference. guillermo was there on an important assignment. was it tense? >> guillermo: very tense, jimmy. >> jimmy: it was very tense. so guillermo was able to score two exclusives. this boxing exclusivo with floyd mayweather and conor mcgregor. ♪ >> guillermo: hey, you guys. mayweather. >> mayweather. mayweather. what's up? talk to me.

>> guillermo: mayweather-i want to ask you a question. >> ask it. >> guillermo: okay. hey. who will win in the fight? you or rocky iii? >> who's rocky iii? >> guillermo: remember rocky iii? >> he lost to clubber lang in "rocky 3." he lost. >> guillermo: he did? >> but then he also won. >> guillermo: he won. he's a winner like you. >> he lost then he win then he lose, then he win. who will win? i don't know. >> guillermo: mayweather, all america wants to know, what happened if you have to go to the bathroom with those -- wearing gloves? >> i'm just going to pee on myself. >> guillermo: yeah? >> i'll pee on myself. it's just like sweating. >> guillermo: me too. people won't know the difference. >> they won't know the difference. just pee. >> guillermo: i'll give you a hug for good luck. thank you, mayweather. >> thank you. >> guillermo: hey, my friend. whatever you want to do. >> what's up, jimmy? >> guillermo: conor, i have a

very important question. sorry. i have a very important question. who will win between you and rocky 3? >> rocky 3? i'm trying to think which one was rocky 3? that's where he had the celebrity -- the batch of monkeys in the gym. >> guillermo: be honest. >> me. >> guillermo: all right. they say mexicans and ireland are the same because they like two things. can you tell me which things they are? >> fighting and [ bleep ]. [ applause ] yeah, we love latinos. >> guillermo: let me give you a hug. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well done. thank you, guillermo. some very hard-hitting questions. oh, look at this. here come the rest of our belly floppers. yes, belly floppers.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back to the show. adam carolla, jacob batalon and music from the kills is coming. right now it is time for our 11th annual pedestrian belly flop competition. let's go live to our official

belly flop pool with our official belly flop security guard. guillermo, how's the water? have you tested the water yourself? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy, it is nice and warm. >> jimmy: it's nice and warm. let's meet our expert panel of judges. first up a 12-time olympic medalist in swimming. ryan lochte is here with us. ryan. [ cheers and applause ] ryan, when the olympics come to los angeles, should belly flopping be an official event? >> yes. 100%. >> jimmy: and ryan, have you ever belly flopped? do you even have a belly on you? i'm not sure you do. >> i've got a little belly. >> jimmy: all right. very good. ryan lochte is here. our next judge is a model, actress rorksdi inrecording art. you read a lot about her. say hello to amber rose. [ cheers and applause ] amber, you have the absolute perfect hairstyle for a pool-related event. it's like you're already wearing a swim cap. >> i came prepared. >> jimmy: you did come prepared. and finally, in the anchor

position, businessman slash entrepreneur, he happens to be one of the "shark tank" sharks. damon john. damon, hello. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: damon, would it be inappropriate for someone to pitch you a product during this competition? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: it would. all right. then i won't. all right. guillermo, let's bring out flopper number one, who is cesar. we met him on the street just moments ago. hello there, cesar. how are you? >> pretty good. pretty good. >> jimmy: cesar, you're a big fellow. >> yes, i am. >> jimmy: and i do believe the judges will handicap this because -- it is funny that your parents named you after a salad. [ laughter ] all right, cesar. >> ready? >> jimmy: we've got to have a big splash. we want -- we would like to see those judges soaking wet after you hit the pool. are you ready to do this? >> ready. >> jimmy: let's have a countdown, please.

guillermo. >> guillermo: three, two, one! >> jimmy: and here comes cesar. [ cheers and applause ] all right. let's take a look at the -- wow. cesar has so much more hair on his back than i realized. ryan, you give cesar what score? a 9. very good. [ cheers and applause ] amber, you give cesar a 10. [ cheers and applause ] damon. also a 10. that's 29 points. [ cheers and applause ] cesar, you did very, very well. how do you feel about that flop? >> pretty good, man. >> jimmy: i don't know that there's any water left in the pool. >> i don't think so. >> jimmy: all right. enjoy this hot dog. thank you very much. [ laughter ] time to take a look at your competition. let's meet our next flopper, who is brittany. hello, brittany. >> hi. >> jimmy: brittany, that is a spray tan you have right now. >> a little bit, yeah. >> jimmy: okay. very good.

brittany, what were you supposed to be doing tonight? >> just walking around hollywood. that's about it. >> jimmy: well, you know what? you can keep the bikini and keep walking around after this. >> i don't think so. it's going to -- >> jimmy: brittany, are you ready to belly flop? >> i am. >> jimmy: is that ring rustproof in your navel? >> oh. yeah. i think so. >> jimmy: guillermo's going to count you down. guillermo, begin the counting. >> guillermo: three, two, one! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's take a look at the replay here. i do want the judges to keep in mind that brittany weighs like 75 pounds. [ laughter ] ryan lochte, you begin. ryan gives brittany a 9. ryan. wait a minute. you do know there are other numbers in that thing, right? >> yes, i do. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know you spent a lot of time underwater. i don't know what's going on. all right. amber rose. amber gives brittany a 10!

amber, same note as i gave ryan just moments ago. >> she's a girl. i'm going to give all the girls 10s. >> jimmy: okay. very good. and finally, damon gives -- oh, he gives brittany an 8. [ boos ] well, the audience doesn't like it. but damon, you are used to giving harsh criticism and judgment. and brittany, you did pretty well. i mean, listen, cesar's a big fellow. you had a big hill to climb there. but very well done. please enjoy that hot dog. and i want to -- we have one more flopper for this segment. and it is who, guillermo? who is this gentleman? what is your name, sir? >> richard. >> jimmy: richard, where are you from? >> el paso, texas. >> jimmy: what were you doing, richard, when we pulled you off the street? what were you up to? >> i wasn't doing anything. my wife volunteered me for this. >> jimmy: your wife volunteered you. >> and my girl said no, daddy, don't do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: richard-v you always had very little in the way of

body hair? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. well, you know, you're perfectly aerodynamic for this event. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you have -- guillermo, rub his stomach for good luck and tell me if -- >> guillermo: oh, my god. it's soft, jimmy. >> jimmy: it feels like a sea lion, yes? >> guillermo: very soft. yes. >> jimmy: you have to have a perfect score to beat cesar here, richard. >> that's going to be tough. >> jimmy: let's count you down. guillermo. >> guillermo: three, two, one! >> jimmy: and -- let's look at the replay because i feel like maybe richard got most of this in his mouth. oh, yeah. [ laughter ] all right. let's go to our judges. ryan. ryan gives him a 10! ryan's now overreacting to my notes. amber. amber gives richard a 10! and damon. it's going to be up to you to add some common sense into this particular endeavor. 10! [ cheers and applause ]

richard, i don't know how it happened. you didn't pay the judges off, did you? >> no. >> jimmy: you didn't. all right. well, you're in the lead right now. there you go. you get three hot dogs for your perfect score. we'll have more bellies and flops as the show continues. i feel like the integrity of the sport has been compromised. i really do. we have a great show tonight. we have music from the kills. from "spider-man: homecoming" jacob batalon is here. and we'll be right back with adam carolla. so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the men's wearhouse national suit drive. in full swing. they are not listening to me. watch this. who wants ice creeaaaaaam!? so that's how you get them to listen. take on summer right with ford, america's best-selling brand.

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this is jim gardner we are breaking into jimmy kimmel so we can listen to the da about major developments in the missing men case. >> we have found human remains in an approximately 12 1/2 foot deep common grave that we have

painstakingly dug with lot of care so as no to damage any potential evidence. and i'm very very sad to say that we can now identify dean finocchiaro 19 years old of middletown as one of the people that was found buried in that grave. he has been missing since friday. we notified his family that we have recovered his body. there are additional human remains inside that grave. so this painstaking process will go on. we are not done yet. this is a homicide make no mistake about it. we just don't know how many homicides we are yet to know the answer to that question. and i want to let you know that we reiterated over and over again and it goes to say one more time to the families that

we are strong and we are going to remain strong and we are going to see this investigation to the end and we are going to bring each and every one of these lost boys home to their families one way or another. and we will not rest until we do that. i will take a few questions and then i'll see you tomorrow at 11:00. >> were these guys shot? >> i can't comment on the type of homicide that it is at this point but i am comfortable classifying it as homicide. dann. >> do you have enough to file homicide charges for at least the one victim? >> that is something we are going to look at very very closely. i feel that we bought ourselves a little bit of time in charging mr. dinardo with the stolen car case today and getting that 5 million bail. it is my hope that he does not post that but that is his provocative of course if he can post it but we are going to

start looking seriously at the homicide charges and, in fact, we already have pursued that option. >> do you suspect additional of the four reported boys? >> yes i'm sorry, no, i misunderstood you. not at this time. >> okay. >> what kind of condition were the remains in? >> i don't want to comment on that, but you can draw some logical conclusions they were found inside a 12 1/2 foot deep hole we had to excavate. >> that is a pretty big hole, one person there or were there other people involved in this? >> i really can't say we are still examining the evidence the investigation as you all know has taken two tracks. it has been about recovery on one side and about ascertaining what actually occurred on the other side and we are still pursuing both avenues at this time. >> you found evidence in two places can you now tell us a little bit more about that evidence? >> no because that part of the

investigation is very much alive as i said before all the leads that we have been pursuing are hot. they remain so and this is verified proof of that. i'll take one more question. >> what led you to the grave was it dug up? was it that the dog that led you there? >> we had cadaver dogs and i don't understand the science behind it but those dogs could smell these poor boys 12 1/2 feet below the ground. all right thank you all very much. i'll see you at 11:00. have a good night. >> bucks county da matt weintraub revealing that the remains of dean finocchiaro have been found in a 12 1/2 foot hole, the fate of the other three men still unclear but again dean finocchiaro has been found, his remains have been found, jimi tar patrick mark sturgis and tom meo the case there is still open. cosmo dinardo is behind bars

tonight whose family owns the farm where these human remains were found. cosmo dinardo in jail tonight not on charges related to the death of dean finocchiaro but weintraub is saying that homicide charges are now being investigated and considered in the case of dinardo. so that is where we stand tonight at midnight at 6 minutes after midnight on this wednesday night, thursday morning, the entire country really has become captivated in a sense in this story and tonight weintraub begins to tell the tale we will have more on action news beginning at 4:30 i'm jim gardner good night. ? is there -- >> oh, yeah. maybe it's going to be one of

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's our belly flop competition. the judges, i'm sure they're going to give scores eventually but really who cares. adam, tell me what's going on here. you are going to be teaching a master class on podcasting. >> yes. >> jimmy: people can go to your website and sign up. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: how much does it cost to learn to be a podcaster? >> well, you can't put a price on it. [ laughter ] but if you did it would be $85. >> jimmy: and then you will teach them what exactly? >> i will instruct them for six full hours on a saturday -- >> jimmy: for real? >> -- in irvine. yes. it was a little daunting when i thought of how much time i'm going to spend on stage. then i realized i used to teach comedy traffic school. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> that's right. at let us amuse you traffic school. it's funny, right? >> jimmy: it wasn't

food-related, was it? >> no. >> jimmy: so there was no reason for them to use the word "lettuce" in there. >> no. they could have used broccolini. oh, wait. that wouldn't have made sense. >> jimmy: that would have made less sense. so you will teach people how to do a podcast or how to make money from a podcast or all of the above or what? >> yes. all of the above is going to be the name of the presentation. >> jimmy: and hopefully as a result of your reference we will have more podcasts, which is just what this country needs. >> yes. >> jimmy: because we're running dangerously low on those right now. >> yeah. there's only like 785,000 podcasts to listen to right now, and we need -- what hollywood really needs is a whole group of people who are inspired to create even when they have no talent. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we need more of that. >> we do. >> jimmy: i also want to mention the 24-hour war. this is your -- a documentary that you made, which has 100% on rotten tomatoes. did you know that? [ cheers and applause ] for auto racing fans. tell a little bit about what

that's about. >> "24-hour war" is ford versus ferrari at le mans, the biggest race in the world. actually, it's kind of a good story. and why anyone who's out there who's an ass should stay the course because ferrari was sort of an ass and ford was going to buy ferrari and at the last moment ferrari kicked them out of his office and said hit the bricks henry ford ii or whoever, edsel, whoever it was. and ford went back to dearborn and he said screw that guy, i'm going to build a race car and we're going to beat them at le mans. thus the gt-40 ford was created from that. also lamborghini was created because ferrari was a [ bleep ]. he threw him out of his office too. and he went screw you, no more building tractors, i'm building world-class race cars, supercars. and that's why we have those two. so everyone calls me an ass all the time but look at all the great art you create. >> jimmy: yeah. the world runs on spite. [ applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: richard is our champion. i feel like this was fixed somehow. all right. our next guest tonight is america's favorite movie teenager. he plays peter parker's very funny best friend ned in "spider-man: homecoming." >> are you an avenger? >> yeah. basically. don't tell anybody about this. >> i'll level with you. i don't think i can keep this a secret. this is the craziest thing that's ever happened to me. >> can you spit venom? >> no. >> can you summon spiders? >> no. >> do you know him too? >> jimmy: "spider-man: homecoming" is in theaters now. please welcome jacob batalon. [ cheers and applause ]

♪ when i saw you in the movie, i said, we've got to get that kid on the show. >> jimmy, thank you so much for having me. this is crazy. oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: by the way, how did you wind up in "spider-man" in the first place? >> i was going to film school, and my manager at the time had put me up for a self-tape which was called "an untitled marvel project." >> jimmy: so you knew it was for marvel -- >> but nothing else. everything was fake. the sides were fake. and then they kind of sent me on a screen test with tom. >> jimmy: with tom holland. >> yeah, he ya, yeah. >> jimmy: and you guys are friends in real life as well? >> i mean, we're brothers. >> jimmy: you're brothers? >> yeah, yeah. i mean, to the realest stuff. yeah. >> jimmy: what do you mean by you're brothers? you're still spending a lot of time together? >> all the time. i mean, 24/7.

we were just together a couple weeks ago. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. i saw my brother today. [ laughter ] >> look -- are you trying to challenge me? because i can like call him right now. >> jimmy: call him right now. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, give him a call. for real? you're really going to call him? >> i'm really going to do this. >> jimmy: do you have his name under some code in your phone? >> it's like a -- shh. [ laughter ] but yeah. >> jimmy: all right. oh, on the video. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: excellent. >> hold on. it's ringing. do you hear it ringing? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you have to turn it around, though. because -- oh, we see me on there. >> hold on. >> jimmy: he's not going to know what's happening. hold on. you think he's screening your call? >> yeah. it's connecting. >> jimmy: oh. it is connecting? because i hear it ringing.

oh, there is tom. hey, tom. >> hey, guess what we're on right now, bro. >> jimmy: he's naked! [ laughter ] tom, what's going on? we've got to show the audience that it's tom. [ cheers and applause ] tom, i don't know if you can hear me. but jacob says you guys are like brothers. is that true? >> that is very true, jimmy. that is very true. >> jimmy: you are like brothers. [ applause ] >> i told you, jimmy. i told you, you know. >> jimmy: where are you right now, tom? >> i'm actually in atlanta shooting "avengers" right now. >> jimmy: oh, you're shooting "avengers"? shh. quiet. quiet. show us the set! >> no, no. >> i miss you. >> i miss you too, boy. >> jimmy: he's talking to me.

[ laughter ] well, i miss you too. i want you to know, you're like a little brother to me also. and that makes you both brothers. and the whole family misses you. all right, tom. let's let tom get back. i'll focus on you. tom, you get enough attention. [ cheers and applause ] jacob. you're from hawaii. i know that. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: are your friends, are they all going crazy in hawaii? >> yeah. when i first -- i mean, when i first found out about the role, i -- i'm not going to lie. i told a few of my really close friends in new york. >> jimmy: you weren't supposed to tell people. >> no, not at all. and they were celebrating a lot more than i was. >> jimmy: really? ? they were like doing it for me because they knew i couldn't do it. >> jimmy: because you had to keep it quiet. you didn't tell any of your family members? >> no, i told my brother-in-law. >> jimmy: why him? >> because he's in the military and they know how to keep secrets. >> jimmy: oh, interesting. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: is he married to your sister? >> yeah, he's married to my sister. >> jimmy: did you tell your sister? >> no. not at all. i'm going to be real. she's probably the one that would tell the whole world. so it's kind of like, yeah,

yeah. >> jimmy: well, no, you did the right thing. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you gauged who you could trust. is your sister upset that you told her husband and not her? >> yeah. she was kind of like, you know what? that's kind of mean. i raised you my whole life and you told my husband instead of me. i was like okay, you're kind of guilting me at this point. it's just a movie. >> jimmy: it's not just a movie. it's "spider-man." i mean, that's a big deal. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so are you going to be -- is there a plan for a sequel? and are you -- >> yes. i mean, there's a plan but i don't know -- >> jimmy: well, you've got to be in it, right? >> um, i don't know about that stuff. >> jimmy: i heard there's a day in your honor in hawaii now. >> yes, yes. the mayor, kirk caldwell, actually proclaimed july 7th to be jacob batalon day. >> jimmy: and what happens on jacob -- [ applause ] batalon. i pronounce td wrong. batalon. >> it's good. >> jimmy: no, we should get the right -- jacob batalon day. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and what happens on

jacob batalon day? >> i don't know. because i don't do anything on oahu. so it's kind of a day when people just do nothing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's a nice hawaiian day. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: well, happy belated jacob batalon day to you. and congratulations on the movie. "spider-man: homecoming." it's in theaters now. jacob batalon. we'll be right back with the kills! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. new charmin ultra soft!

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to adam carolla, jacob batalon, apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first, their album is called "ash and ice," here with the song "hard habit to break," the kills! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ you're really getting close to me so far so close to me ♪ ♪ so point me to a yes no yes no yes don't tell me maybe ♪ ♪ you think you're there to hold my hair to come and drag me home ♪ ♪ you think you're gonna dress me up from head to toe ♪ ♪ and then i'll go well i'm a hard hard habit to break i'm a ♪ ♪ hard hard habit to break ♪ ♪ your mind's playing tricks on me you got ♪

♪ me where you want me i'm going left right left right left right ♪ ♪ through the city and i can't get enough of the heat ♪ ♪ and i can't shake it off in a beat you gotta fix me ♪ ♪ up or let me go and i'll quit it it's a hard hard ♪ ♪ habit to break it's a hard hard habit to break ♪ ♪ a hard hard habit to break it's a hard hard ♪ ♪ habit to break

♪ ♪ hard hard habit to break ♪ it's a hard hard habit to break a hard hard ♪ ♪ habit to break it's a hard hard habit to break ♪ ♪ always talking about change what change what change maybe ♪ ♪ when the lights fade maybe it's my mistake always talking about ♪ ♪ change what change what change maybe it's your mistake ♪

♪ always talking about change what change what change maybe ♪ ♪ it's our mistake what change what change ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪

this is "nightline." >> tonight, the black heart of isis. >> the fighting is really intense in this area. >> we are on the front lines with the forces retaking mosul in iraq. >> air strike. >> eyes peeled for suicide bombers. >> going to count to three. okay? three, two, one. >> dodging sniper fire in the streets. families emerging from the destruction. >> bullet wounds. >> for the first time in years a glimmer of hope for the future. plus, winter is here. >> the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives. >> "game of thrones" is back with a vengeance. we're with the stars who say this season expect the unexpected. >> when i read it on paper, i was like this doesn't feel like the six