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tonight's "jimmy kimmel live" is brought to you by this man on a bicycle. >> whoa. >> who is our biggest fan. >> the jimmy camel show. >> "jimmy camel live" starts right now. >> the streets of hollywood. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- curtis "50 cent" jackson. rock climber alex honnold. and music from tlc featuring snoop dogg. and now, if it's all right with you, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for being so great about everything. that's very nice.
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[ cheers ] let me ask you something. i don't know. maybe it's just me. does anybody feel a little bit lighter today like some weight maybe has been lifted off of your body? [ cheers ] well, president trump is out of the country today. [ cheers and applause ] he is coming back. so calm down. the president and the first lady arrived in paris today at the invitation of french president emmanuel macron. there they are together. last time they had a handshake it lasted longer than like two of trump's marriages. [ laughter ] so all eyes were on this one. it went without incident. there was one uncomfortable moment later on. president macron's wife brigitte is 25 years older than he is. he's 39. she's 64. which you know has to be making trump's crazy orange head spin. right? [ laughter ] for him that's about as backwards as it gets. so watch this. and you know this is the only thing on his mind. he's saying don't mention her age, don't mention the age
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difference. this is what he says to her. >> you're in such good shape. she's in good physical shape. >> jimmy: what goes on? [ cheers and applause ] i don't know. he's looking at a '65 chevy convertible he's admiring. only donald trump would treat a meeting with a world leader like it's a swingers key party or something. [ laughter ] trump is having a great time in paris. he ate an eclair today. he bought a beret. he even learned how to say the word "loser" in french. it's "loo-zer." [ laughter ] president trump and macron are hoping to find common ground on issues of terrorism, syria, and climate change. macron is a strong supporter of the paris accord whereas trump believes paris accord is a modestly priced mid-size foreign sedan. [ laughter ] before he left the president, who's been notoriously stingy with on-camera interviews
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lately, sat down with the 700-year-old host of the "700 club," pat robertson. this is a religious television show. and donald trump is a very religious guy. so they got along just great. >> we have to bring our country back. >> yeah. >> our country was going in the wrong direction. >> that's right. >> you couldn't build. you couldn't do anything. our country was going in the wrong direction. and by the way, what they were doing to religious liberty, they were destroying religious liberty. >> that's right. >> you'll be saying merry christmas again very soon. >> jimmy: maybe even by december. who knows? [ laughter ] this is interesting. record conversations with reporters on air force one. and then he decided he wanted some of what he said to be on the record. so this included trump told reporters last night that he wants the wall -- you know that wall mexico's going to pay for, very nice of them to do? he wants the wall to be see-through. [ laughter ] for real.
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he said, and this is a quote, "one of the things with the wall is you need transparency." and they asked why. he said i'll give you an example. as horrible as it sounds, when they throw the sacks of drugs over the wall, if you have people on the other side who don't see them, they hit you on the head with 60 pounds of stuff and it's over. you're dead. [ laughter ] [ applause ] he's worried. our president worried that people are going to get hit on the head with drugs and die. [ laughter ] so he wants a wall you can see through. it's unbelievable. he's turning the country into an aquarium! [ laughter ] we're all going to be living in sea world under president shamu if he -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you know what we need to do? i'm not kidding about this. this is a good idea. we should tell him that we think this is a great idea, this wall. and in fact we figured out a way to build a wall that is so transparent it's practically invisible. here it is right here.
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[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he can fly in for the ribbon cutting. we'll save $2 billion. it's a great -- they should have voted for me. they really should have. meanwhile, back at the white house it's business as unusual. you know how the republicans are trying to pass this new health care plan? well, the congressional budget office, the cbo weighed in. they said if this plan they have goes through 22 million americans would lose health insurance. so the white house put out a video attacking the cbo. they wrote "cbo inaccurately estimated 25 million would be covered under obamacare." if you look closely you notice they spelled "inaccurately" inaccurately. with two ns. they misspelled inaccurately while accusing someone of being inaccurate. if that isn't -- i mean, that is the perfect -- [ applause ] that's a metaphor. that is the nut right in the shell right there. it's a total flustercuck is what it is. [ laughter ]
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hey, we have a good show. music from tlc with snoop dogg sitting in. [ cheers and applause ] tlc has a new album. it's their first album in 15 years. even all these years later they still don't want to scrubs. they won't even stream the show "scrubs" on netflix. that's how serious they are. [ laughter ] and 50 cent is here. his real name is curtis. miss jackson if you're nasty. [ applause ] we do our show every night from hollywood boulevard, and people pass by our studio. these people tend to have opinions, sometimes strong opinions. so we decided to have some fun with that. we went out on the street, and asked people what they think about 50 cent. and then we snuck -- well, this is what happens when 50 cent is standing right behind you. ♪ >> "outdoor living" magazine just named 50 cent the greatest rapper of all time. do you agree with that? >> disagree. entirely. >> hell, no. >> you think you're a better rapper than 50 cent? >> i don't know, man.
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i don't know. i really like his music. i'm very inspired by 50. >> why don't you tell him? >> i think 50 -- i prefer lotus jackson over the current state of 50. maybe back in the -- >> listen, don't tell me, man. ♪ bottle's in the club >> tell him. >> 50 cent, man, i think -- you've got to deal with some of the youngsters -- >> no, no. right behind you. >> holy [ bleep ]. [ applause ] my mind's blown. my mind's blown. >> how about the greatest rapper at this moment right now? >> like right now? the greatest rapper right now? kendrick lamar is -- >> you are getting another chance -- >> "reader's digest" just named 50 cent the greatest rapper of all time. how do you feel about that? >> i'm really not sure about that. >> well, maybe you should tell it to his face. >> excuse me? >> tell it to his face. >> what? >> how do you feel now?
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maybe put him in the top five? >> number one. >> you say 50 cent's best days are behind him and he's pretty washed up. >> yes. i would say that. >> you think fame made him soft? >> no. i think he's moved on to other, you know, aspects of things, other businesses. who is this? wow. [ applause ] >> who are some of your favorite artists? >> i'd go with snoop dogg, dr. dre, 50 cent. you know, he's got vitamin water. he sold that. he made a lot of money. he did his movies. he kind of -- he's an active worker. >> don't let them trick you. trying to trick you with -- >> greatest rapper of all time? >> i wouldn't say he's the greatest of all time. >> where would you rank him? >> i'd say about like a 7, 6. >> out of 10? >> what was your favorite -- >> don't look to the sky no more, have mercy on me.
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>> a 7! >> oh, man. what's the deal, man? came out of nowhere. >> the best rapper of all time, man. i was just playing with y'all. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back from the break, i'll have a chat with a 13-year-old kid whose bar mitzvah theme was me. mazels will be toved when we return. so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by mercedes-benz. y here. the mercedes-benz summer event is back, with incredible offers on the mercedes-benz you've always longed for. but hurry, these shooting stars fly by fast.
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he's a rock climber. and tlc with snoop dogg's on the way. hey, guillermo, have you ever been to a bar mitzvah? >> guillermo: no, never. >> jimmy: do you know what a bar mitzvah is? >> guillermo: i think it's when a boy become a man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is. it's a jewish tradition that when a boy like hits seventh grade he becomes a man and they have a whole party for him. well, a lot of kids when they have these bar mitzvah or bat mitzvah for girls have some kind of a theme like harry potter or a football team. some kids will have an '80s theme. but there's a young man who lives in media, pennsylvania. his name is will ruben. his theme for his bar mitzvah was this. >> hey, jimmy, what's up? it's will from philly. not to be confused from will smith, west philadelphia born and raised. i want you to be at my bar mitzvah june 24th because i'm basing it all around you. we even have your set. i want your job one day. >> jimmy: okay. so that is not will smith, first of all. i don't know if that was an invitation or a threat. [ laughter ] but he wasn't kidding.
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it really was a me-themed bar mitzvah. ♪ >> from media it's will rubin live. tonight, aimee rubin, eric rubin, andrew rubin, natalie rubin, with all around entertainment. and now from media, pennsylvania it's will rubin! ♪ >> jimmy: there he is. all the rubins i can understand. how did he get all around entertainment? we've been trying to book them for years. anyway, i wanted to surprise will. there's no way in hell i was going to media, pennsylvania. so i made a video, sent it to his parents, and they played it for him at his party. >> hello, will. it's jimmy kimmel. congratulations on your bar mitzvah. today you become a man. a man with no body hair you become today. i heard you themed your bar mitzvah after my show. i was so moved i called my attorney to see what kind of damages i could collect.
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[ laughter ] they did say they would be substantial. but then a little voice inside me told me the optics of suing a 13-year-old on his big day might not look right. so i agreed to settle for half of the money your grandparents give you tonight. okay? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so that seems like a fair enough deal. we sent over -- we sent a gift. we sent a giant ice sculpture of what i think is guillermo's head. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so life-like. sweats just like him. and joining us now, the bar mitzvah boy himself, will rubin. hi, will. where is will? there he is. how are you doing, will? [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: congratulations on becoming a man. do you feel like a man? because you don't look like a man. but you -- >> well, i may not look like a man, but i certainly do feel like one. >> jimmy: you do. that's good. that's all that matters. what was the theme for your bar mitzvah going to be if it wasn't me?
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>> well, i mean, through the years i've had a ton of interests. it kind of went on like a six-month cycle. i'd have like a new interest every six months. >> jimmy: am i over now? or is it still -- [ laughter ] >> no, you're still going. >> jimmy: what was your previous interest before me? >> i don't know. probably like cleaning or something. i can't remember. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i guess i'm honored. i mean, it is -- by the way, do you still have that guillermo ice sculpture? because it was a loaner. i need it for a quinceanera. [ cheers and applause ] >> hey, will. will, is that you? will. >> yeah, that's me. >> i'm jon stewart. i'm a talk show host as well. i was. a few years ago. and i'm a jew. [ laughter ]
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you know, you probably had your choice of really, you know, idolizing any talk show host and you could have gone with a jew is what i'm saying. [ laughter ] you went with -- will. don't be fooled. may i speak with him privately? >> jimmy: go ahead. >> shut your buvakasha! [ laughter ] did you get that, will? did you get that joke? you know who didn't get that joke? jimmy kimmel. [ laughter ] because he's not a jew! [ applause ] don't be -- will. >> yeah. >> don't be fooled by his learned-looking beard and his puffy sad eyes. he's not rabbinical. he's just unhealthy. [ laughter ] will.
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wouldn't you rather idolize a talk show host that is also circumcised? wouldn't you rather -- [ laughter ] he's not. will. i don't know how to put this. how do the kids say it? he's still wearing his hoodie. [ laughter ] do you hear what i'm saying? [ applause ] will? >> jimmy: i'm sorry. maybe you could have a jon stewart-themed wedding, will? >> i'll think about it. [ laughter ] ♪ sunrise, sunset >> jimmy: i'm sorry, jon. i had nothing to do with it. [ cheers and applause ] i tell you what. so pushy, these people. right? am i right? [ laughter ] will, how do we come out on the money front? you owe me half of whatever your grandparents gave you. how much?
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>> well, you know, i've been thinking, and i thought maybe instead i could give it to something that's really more important. so i thought -- well, i'm giving it to the children's hospital of l.a. >> jimmy: oh, that's -- [ cheers and applause ] that's nice. [ cheers and applause ] that's very generous. you're a real mensch, as we say. right? is that it? thank you, will. congratulations. mazel tov to you. [ cheers and applause ] and enjoy your manhood. you're a good kid. we have a good show tonight. we have music from tlc and snoop dogg. rock climber alex honnold is here. and we'll be right back with 50 cent. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back to the show. we have a interesting guest on the show tonight. he's a rock climber. he might be the first rock climber we've had on the show. his name is alex honnold. alex is what they call a free -- that's him. see that little speck of orange? that's alex. he has no safety equipment. he's just got of shoes. he's the only person to climb the el capitan in yosemite without a rope. 3,000 feet tall. that's almost as high as snoop is backstage right now. [ laughter ] very high. [ applause ] this is the number one album. it's called tlc. tlc with snoop dogg from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. [ applause ] next week, we are back at it again, with billy crystal,
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caitlyn jenner, jon favreau, tj miller, tiffany haddish, the great pizza chef chris bianco will be here and we'll have music from brett young, the revivalists and run the jewels. so please join us for all that. our first guest tonight is a multi-platinum-selling rapper who brought us songs about birthdays and candy that children should never sing at parties. his very popular show "power" airs sunday nights on starz. please welcome curtis "50 cent" jackson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's good to see you. i'm not sure how long it's been since i saw you last but each time you become more muscular. >> i've been training a little bit. >> jimmy: you've been training a little. is there a point where you go like i am now too muscular to fit in any kind of clothes?
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>> no, i did "escape plan" with stallone and schwarzenegger. and they're like 65 with muscles everywhere. >> jimmy: right. i think those might be implants, though. i don't know. [ laughter ] >> it will make you go to the gym. >> jimmy: it will. well, maybe you. not me. it's great to see you. i know it was just your birthday. how old are you now? >> i'm 42 years old. >> jimmy: 42 years old. [ cheers and applause ] how did you party? >> well, i traveled -- i went away with my grandfather for my birthday. >> jimmy: how old's your grandfather? >> my grandfather's 84. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you went to his house or -- >> we went away to puerto rico. >> jimmy: you went on a vacation with your grandfather. >> yeah. for like a few days. like three days. >> jimmy: just the two of you? >> no. and other people when i get tired of watching him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i see. >> like two days, three days and he starts stuff and i go, okay, help. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who sets the itinerary when you go on vacation with your 84-year-old grandpa?
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>> you know, because it's my time with him, like i spend time with him, so he'll suggest things for us. >> jimmy: what kind of things do you do? >> he'll go like why don't you take me to one of them clubs? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: one of them clubs clubs? >> yeah, yeah. and we're in puerto rico. when we got there he asked the man in the car before we got there. so he knew. he's talking about the strip club. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i figured. is there a senior discount on lap dances at a -- [ laughter ] >> there should be. because he'll do it $1 at a time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, he does. when he was a young man, a dollar was a lot of money. >> yeah, yeah.$1 bills and then what does he do? he just watches? >> i thought i'd just throw it away. you've got to have fun. that's what -- it's not even about the touching nothing.lyin. >> jimmy: right. [ laughter ] and your grandpa loves it, huh? >> yeah, yeah.
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but he just does it a little slower. like one bill at a time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like he's buying hard candy or something. did you have fun with him? >> i did. i enjoyed the room too. >> jimmy: you did. okay. good. eminem made a video. the reason i know it's your birthday is because i saw eminem made a video on instagram and it was a very nice -- i mean, it really like was -- i was like oh, no, did 50 cent die when i ] >> he's my partner. >> jimmy: i know you will never die is the truth. but he said in the video something to the effect of you wrote a rhyme that was so great it almos>>t or ten minutes. >> jimmy: for ten minutes, yeah. [ laughter ] ten minutes is a long time. >> he really liked that particular piece and he was like, yo. >> jimmy: did he tell you at the time that he liked it that much? em was so excited about me when i first signed that he was like -- i thought the mtv cameras was going to come out like it was "punk'd" or something. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, really?
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>> because i listened to his music and i was like yo, i've been trying to do what you do. >> jimmy: how did you find out that he was a fan of yours? >> well, he actually signed me. >> jimmy: yeah, i know that. but how did it like first happen? did somebody give him a tape and then he heard you? >> yeah. the lawyers. they called because i flew to los angeles to meet with him and when they called and told me em wants to meet with you, i was like, all right, he's the biggest artist in hip-hop at the time. >> jimmy: sure. >> i said okay, i'll fly. i didn't want to get my hopes up or get excited. then when i got there it was like yo, this is it, this is the next big thing. and i was like, okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know floyd mayweather's a friend of yours. >> yeah. >> jimmy: or are you friends right now? because you guys have had -- >> we argue with each other. but he's like my little brother. >> jimmy: he is. he's like a little brother --
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>> no, he's big. but he's big. >> jimmy: who can beat the crap out of the whole family. >> yeah. bu >> jimmy: right. did you ever wrestle with him or anything like that? >> we got into it a couple times. >> jimmy: and how does that go usually? >> i'm winning until people come. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. are these the same people who watch your grandpa or are they different people? [ laughter ] >> they're security people. >> jimmy: so were you supportive of this decision to fight conor mcgregor? he's fighting mcgregor. >> i thought it was a good fight from the beginning. >> jimmy: you do. do you think it will be a good fight? because i feel like maybe it won't be a good fight. >> i feel like you cannot give that level of fighter, you can't not give them the puncher's chance. like anybody can land a shot and just change everything. hit you, you start seeing three people. like which one of you [ bleep ] did that? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. but nobody can hit floyd mayweather. that's part of the thing about floyd mayweather is yoca >> that's the hard part. >> jimmy: that is the hard part. he could get kicked maybe in the face or something. he's not allowed to -- will he be disqualified immediately? will he get penalized any money,
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conor, if -- >> ain't going to be no kicking none of that. they agreed to boxing. >> jimmy: will you be ringside there? >> yeah. i'll be out there. actually, i ran into dana when they were -- >> jimmy: dana white, the head of the ufc. >> putting the fight together. yeah. and i told him, yo, go after it. because i spoke to floyd and he feels better about it now. >> jimmy: oh, you helped to make this happen. >> jimmy: are you going to get a cut of any kind? >> i won't get nothing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe a pair of earrings or something? >> well, you know, i'm going to get something. but -- >> jimmy: righause ] put the picture up on the wall. because this is -- what's going on here? this is -- >> double xl. after we did "24/7" for one of the boxing matches. >> jimmy: what's it called again? money phone or something? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: money phone. >> you know how the old school cell phones looked.
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>> jimmy: yeah, the big brick phone. >> yeah. that's what it look like when you've got a little paper. >> jimmy: you started this and then people started duplicating this? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how much money do you need -- how much cash is in your hands? >> if it's hundreds you need like $50,000. but if it's 20s you can fake it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i would have 100 on one end, 100 on the other end and your grandfather's $1 bills in the -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] that's the way to go i think. guillermo and i do a similar thing to this actually. put that picture up. we sometimes -- [ cheers and applause ] we call each other with american cheese. kraft singles. by the way, congratulations on the success of your fourth season of "power." [ cheers and applause ]
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i know this is the number one show on the network, on starz, but your show is moving to sunday nights. >> yeah, moving to sunday nights. bigger viewership. >> jimmy: what time on sunday nights? >> 9:00 p.m. >> jimmy: correct me if i'm wrong. is that not the time "game of thrones" the literally most popular show in the whole world is on? >> listen, the only show in premium cable, period, that "power" is behind is "game of thrones." >> jimmy: okay. >> that's why i started it early. listen, i'm paying attention. don't think you can pull one over. see, i started it so i'll have them at episode 4. >> jimmy: whose idea was it to put your show on against the new season of "game of thrones"? >> that's what i wanted to do. >> jimmy: this is your own idea? because i was going to recommend you shoot that person. [ laughter ] i'm thinking now you might have to shoot yourself. >> i'm not going to shoot me, jimmy. [ laughter ] i'm not going to shoot me. "game of thrones," you might not be into that age of things. >> jimmy: so you're -- >> it's a different period piece. you know what i'm saying? you want to go back way over there or you want to see something that's happening now? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well put.
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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show.
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tl sxrchlt snoop dogg are on the way. our next guest is a rock climber. he's the only person ever to climb el capitan in yosemite without rope or gear and he's here to explain what he's doing. please say hello to alex honnold. [ cheers and applause ] alex, i expected your hands to be like rock formations themselves. but you have kind of normal hands, right? i mean, now that i see them they're a little beefy. they're muscular. but it is -- i mean, your life depends on the strength in your hands. >> to some extent, yeah. sometimes. >> jimmy: when you're climbing. i mean, i guess not when you're sleeping or anything like that. [ laughter ] >> yeah. no, they're just normal. >> jimmy: it is really -- it is a miracle that you are -- it's a miracle that you and 50 cent are alive. it really is. [ laughter ] so tell me exactly -- explain exactly what's different about
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the way you climbed this rock wall. >> well, so what i did was climbing it without a rope or without gear. so i was just by myself in just my shoes and my chalk bag and i climbed up the rock wall. >> jimmy: the chalk wall keeps your hands dry? >> yeah, it's just like a gymnast to dry your hands so your grip stays good. >> jimmy: are you fearful when you're on the wall, when you get up 3,000 feet, something like that? >> well, i probably would be if i hadn't prepared for it. with climbing el capitan it was something i'd been dreaming about for years and i spent probably a full year in preparation. >> jimmy: how do you prepare? you go to the rei store and you climb up the -- >> exactly. you buy a little starter kit and figure it out. no, i mean, so the biggest part for me of the preparation was the visualization, the psychological side, like imagining that it was possible. and that took like years to sort of wrap my head around the idea. >> jimmy: it did. >> every time you drive to yosemite you see the wall, you're like that's a big wall. >> jimmy: has anyone else tried to climb that wall? >> no. >> jimmy: in that way. i mean, people have tried it i assume -- >> generally when you look at the wall you're filled with fear. you're like oh, my god, that's crazy. >> jimmy: yeah, i know i am. [ laughter ] >> have you been there? >> jimmy: what's that? >> have you been there?
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have you seen the wall? >> jimmy: i have been there and i've seen the walls. it never occurred to me to climb one of them. there you are in the crevice. do you look for a crevice in general? >> yeah. so that's the big part of the preparation is spending time rehearsing the route, memorizing the moves and making sure the conditions are good and getting ready. >> jimmy: what do you mean rehearsing the route? it looks like you're just going up. [ laughter ] >> yeah. but so it looks like i'm just climbing, but each movement of my hands and feet is super well thought out, very controlled, very precise. i mean, in this particular clip, like every movement of my hands has been choreographed basically. i'm like executing a routine. i could actually talk you through all the moves on that particular section of wall. >> jimmy: you remember everything. >> yeah. >> jimmy: almost like a race car driver and -- >> yeah. memorizing the turns. for sure. >> jimmy: when you're on that wall and -- how long does it take to climb -- did it take you? >> so climbing el cap took almost four hours. >> jimmy: four hours. so when you're on that wall and you're climbing, do you ever think about falling? >> i think a lot about falling ahead of time. really.
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i mean, that's a big part of visualizing is whether or not you're ready to go up and take on that kind of challenge. you have to sort of think through the whole consequences. but once i decide that i'm ready then i'm 100% committed to it and i just go up to it. >> jimmy: before you do it do you write like a note to your mom or anything? >> no. that seems overly dramatic. >> jimmy: it does? >> yeah. [ laughter ] i mean, a little bit. >> jimmy: it doesn't to me. it really doesn't. but have you ever run into like a mountain lion or anything when you're doing something like this? >> not many mountain lions climb quite that well. [ laughter ] but no, you run into mice and a lot of birds. it's not uncommon to put your hand into a crack and have a bird run down your arm. >> jimmy: you have to be ready for that and prepared for the bird or the mouse. >> yeah, mice too, honestly. they run around in the cracks and stuff. i've spent tons of time on that wall with a rope on. so you sort of get used to all the various things that might happen. >> jimmy: i assume you love climbing, right? i assume you love it. >> i do love climbing. >> jimmy: why not have the rope? because you could still get that same climbing effect -- >> so that's a fair question. i do have a rope probably 95% of
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the time. but then every once in a while you have that sort of peak experience where you choose not to use the rope. >> jimmy: so you get some kind of satisfaction or is it a thrill or what is it exactly? >> it's kind of like the deep satisfaction of taking on a very big challenge and then sort of making it happen. i mean, i think of it as like the super bowl of my climbing or something. climbing is such an individual sport. you just kind of do your own thing. there's no -- there isn't much competition. competition's all indoors. when i'm doing it on big mountains it's a whole separate world. you sort of have to choose your own challenges and push yourself whatever way you want to. i'm inspired by these big walls and i'm inspired by doing them by myself. >> jimmy: there was an article written about you i think in the "new york times." tell me if i have this right. but at some point during the interview you just climbed in the middle of these two buildings. >> yeah. that's true. >> jimmy: were you wearing your climbing shoes or were you just in regular shoes? >> something like that you probably do in regular shoes because it's just counterpressure with --
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>> jimmy: well, i couldn't but -- [ laughter ] >> no, i think you could. i think you have strong legs. you can push hard. >> jimmy: were you arrested for this or -- >> i think security may have been called later. the thing about it is you go up, you come down quickly and you leave and just never really know if anyone shows up. >> jimmy: when did you start doing this? like at what age did you just start climbing things? >> that kind of climbing in particular climbing on buildings and playing on structures, i mean, i did that since i was a little kid. you know, starting on my house probably. but then i started climbing indoors in a gym when i was 10 or 11 and i've been climbing 20 years since then. >> jimmy: and your mom was okay with you climbing all over everything? >> you know, she couldn't stop me that well. >> jimmy: i keep thinking of her because my kids -- i was on a trip once in wyoming and my kids wanted to parasail and they were like come on. and i was like you can't parasail. they're like it's safe. and i was like it's safe for you but when you land i'm going to be dead of a heart attack. >> mom actually when we were little kids i have this memory of her saying like you can't go on the roof, you can't go on the
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roof. it's really easy to climb onto the roof from the fence. i climbed on the fence, got on the roof and jumped back. and we were like we climbed on the roof. and she was like okay, if you're on the roof go ahead and clean the gutters. i was like -- all right. so for the rest of my life i've been doing all the legwork. >> jimmy: like mommy's little monkey. [ laughter ] how the hell did you not get part of spider-man? it's unbelievable. i would be so angry. [ applause ] it's unbelievable. so nat geo is doing a documentary and they're going to show the whole journey of you climbing the el capitan. >> yeah. that's correct. we've been filming a documentary for the last year with my north face teammate jimmy chan. he's been shooting the film. and the two of us have basically just spent a year documenting the process to get ready for this and then to actually climb the wall. >> jimmy: i can't wait to see that. >> i can't wait either. i haven't really seen any of the material yet because they're very strict about the documentary. i don't know. >> jimmy: is there anything left to climb after you climbed el capitan?
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is there anything bigger than that? >> not -- i mean, there are technically some bigger walls in the world but they're in very remote places like greenland or pakistan, a far-flung expedition. to me there's nothing more inspiring than el capitan. that's been my dream my whole life. >> jimmy: you're an amazing person. and you will be missed. [ laughter ] >> i appreciate that. >> jimmy: that's alex honnold, everybody. thank you, alex. we'll be right back with tlc and snoop dogg. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. alerts i keep hearing about? sure, just sign up online. then we'll alert you if we find your social security number on any one of thousands of risky websites. wow. that's cool. how much is it? oh, it's free if you have a discover card. i like free! yeah, we just want you to be in the know. ooh. hey! sushi. ugh. i smell it!
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