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we tell the audience don't stand out. it blocks the cameras and you guys aren't listening at all. are you? i appreciate the sentiment. we have so much to get to starting as we often do with president trump who has been in asia for four days. still no mushroom cloud so that's a positive. trump is in south korea right now. and part of the fun of donald trump being in a foreign country is figuring out what he is going to eat in that country. this is what was on the menu tonight. grilled sole fish shrimp stir fry with noodles and korean beef served with a 360-year-old soy sauce. if there is anyone who could appreciate a 360-year-old soy sauce, it is a guy who likes chicken mcnuggets. but he is not there to eat. he is there to neutralize the threat. he said ultimately it will all work out. it always works out.
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yeah, right. in the movies. let's face it. bruce willis is not going to show up to save us. best case dennis rodman shows up to save us. [ cheers and applause ] at a press conference with president moon jae-in where he talked about trying to make a deal with north korea. >> we have unparalleled strength. there has never been strength like it. you know, we sent three of the largest aircraft carriers in the world and they're right now positioned. we have a nuclear submarine. we have many things happening. >> jimmy: so you see he is distracted as well. but trump tomorrow makes a speech in south korea and then travels to china which will be fun. he'll get to see where all his trump brand ties are made. yesterday he was in japan. he's been all over. he's been having lunches and dinners. maybe even a drink or two as evidenced in tonight's south korean edition of drunk donald trump.
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>> we make the greatest military equipment in the world, whether it's planes whether it's missiles no matter what it is. we have the greatest military equipment in the world. ♪ >> jimmy: a couple of drinks and he starts bragging about his equipment. it is really unbelievable. this is potentially miraculous. this might be the most unusual place trump has visited yet. the ear of a dog in great britain. >> right now we're going to introduce to you a cute little dog, a beagle. his name is chief. if you look in his ear, notice something peculiar with his ear. it looks like donald trump. yeah. >> jimmy: that's him. [ applause ] by the way, tomorrow is a big
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day. tomorrow is the one-year anniversary of donald trump winning the election. isn't it crazy to think we're already 80% of the way through this presidency? a lot of people say trump hasn't accomplished anything. that's unfair. because since this time last year he's played golf more than 70 times and that's a record folks. and of course, a lot of americans, almost 70% of them, are less than thrilled about this milestone. there are events scheduled across the country tomorrow where people plan to get together to scream into the void for real. there's a facebook page organizing people to scream helplessly at the sky tomorrow. which is kind of funny but also very dumb. and a waste time. maybe instead of screaming helplessly you could do something tomorrow. something positive. for instance i've spoken a lot about health care on this show and i've been critical of what mr. president trump and half of congress has been trying to do. but i will also say this.
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enrollment just started, november 1st for the new health care plan. and it has a lot of good stuff. it covers pre-existing conditions no, lifetime caps. you can keep your kids on it. and it is surprisingly affordable especially for people making under $50,000. to the president, i say good for you for putting this out there. we do a lot of criticizing. we should also highlight the positive. even if you don't support president trump, keep an open mind. if you don't have health insurance, maybe after you see this go to the website and sign up. >> america, it's time for trump care. great health care for your family that won't break the bank. >> everybody will be taken care of much better than they are now. >> trump care has all the benefits you need. coverage for pre-existing conditions. no lifetime caps. a great package of essential benefits. and thanks to president donald j. trump, you can now keep your kids on your plan up to age 26. now that's affordable care. sign up now at healthcare.gov. >> look at that.
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thank you, mr. president. if you're interested to go healthcare.gov. and it always works if a lot of people sign up. so share this with your friends. share it with your liberal friends. maybe they'll look at it and maybe they'll think twice. let's all work together to get the word out about trump care and thank you again, president trump. you know what? he delivered. [ applause ] all right. did anyone buy that? okay. all right. i also want to mention hillary clinton. tomorrow probably won't be a fun day for her. the one-year anniversary. i think it would be funny to send her a little something to get through day. where's the gift? do you have it? what we'll send her, we'll mail this giant box of wine. take that right to fedex. [ cheers and applause ] send it to the woods, wherever she is. all right. very good. and don't drink that guillermo.
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>> i won't. >> jimmy: it's not a juice box. this is interesting. senator rand paul of kentucky was assaulted by his neighbor on friday. and at first everyone assumed it was a political argument. but it wasn't. senator paul was assaulted while he was mowing his lawn. he was mowing the lawn with head phones on and his neighbor who is a fellow doctor somebody he actually worked with at one time tackled him and broke five of his ribs. you don't typically see doctors fighting unless they're on a show. but the argument i love was over yard clippings and unraked leaves. really. this is rand paul on his lawn mower. this is the lawn mower he got his ass kicked on. and i was looking at it on the web. what is it with congressmen mowing their own launls. they don't have kids in their neighborhoods? this is chuck grassley has name is grassley so that makes sense. john boehner pretending to mow
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his lawn. senator bernie sanders on a tractor or maybe it is the steam engine he learned to drive on in 1906. and this is an interesting one. that's paul ryan mowing the lawn. [ applause ] the winter olympics are less than 100 days away. and the russians already russia has the gold medal for cheating locked up. they do. the international olympic committee believes as much as 1,000 russian olympics were don't dopingful not the snoop dogg kind. the olympic committee is considering a number of penalties. apparently they got suspicious when they saw one of them pulling a water skier behind them. this might be controversial. i always knew the russians were doping. no one should be able to fit that many dolls inside of each ooflt it's not natural. this is a strange scientific
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finding -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. according to studies, researchers in england found the small amount of alcohol can actually improve your ability to speak a foreign language. alcohol helps people speak more -- at the very least it makes they will think they are speaking more fluently. guillermo, i feel like you're living proof this study is wrong. no jimmy, when i drink my english is good. i even dance better too. >> jimmy: you even dance better? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he even dances better. [ cheers and applause ] and not only does alcohol help developers of a learning software believe medical marijuana may have similar benefits too. >> for years, rose etta stone has taught millions of customers over 35 languages. and now it is making it easier than ever to learn a new language fast. introducing rosetta stoned.
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tailor made for when you're high. [ speaking in foreign language ] [ laughter ] [ coughing ] >> rosetta stoned. >> jimmy: all right. we're going to take a break. when we come back we did something devilish. we gave people on the streets, people passing by our theater, an old iphone 4 and told them it was a new iphone 10. we got some very interesting responses. stick around, we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: welcome back to our show. tonight on the show, music from darius rucker, gael garcia bernal is here, and we'll be right back with carey mulligan. [ cheers and applause ] i figured out why you're standing up. you're starting to leave. have any of you started your holiday shopping yet? if you're looking for something expensive and impractical this holiday season i have just the item for you. tiffany, the story, not the trump, is offering a new luxury home accessory line called the everyday objects collection. this is what they're selling. this is real. a sterling silver coffee can for $1,500. imagine throwing that in a recycling bin. this is a ruler for $450.
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also silver. they have a $350 crazy straw. which is definitely crazy. here's another one. this is a party hat. for $1,000. or you can just get a tattoo that says punch me in the face it's my birthday. and this is a $375 ice cream scoop. this is what melania will use to tunnel out of the white house. and believe it or not -- [ laughter ] those aren't even the big ticket items. these the big ticket items. first of all a $9,000 ball of yarn. is $9,000 a lot for a ball of yarn? i'm a little out of touch. it is? okay. you would really have to love your cat. and a sterling silver nest with some painted eggs in it for $10,000. but the shipping is free. so that's -- anyone who buys any of those items should be
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sterilized immediately so they don't bring more horrible people into the world. [ applause ] speaking of expensive items, any of you have the new iphone 10 yet? this is the latest and most expensive iphone yet. it starts at $999. they say it's great. the best feature is you don't have to dial a 9 before making an outgoing call. people were lining up all over the country including here in los angeles where a reporter at fox 11 filed this riveting report. >> reporter: this is my iphone. calling saying it is now an antique. today is the day. are we excited? that's how excited they are. >> jimmy: how excited do you expect them to be? they've been waiting in line outside the westfield mall. it's interesting that apple went right from the iphone 8 to the 10. they skimmed the 9. that's the one i want. the mysterious iphone 9.
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it's like a unicorn. people buy the new one because they assume it will be better. but i wonder how much is real and how much is hyped. we liked the iphone when it first came out. we went on the street and asked people for their first impressions of the iphone 10. except what we gave they will wasn't the imphone 10. it was the iphone 4. here's what they thought in a new edition of eyewitness news. >> do you mind taking a look at it and give us your opinion? >> wow. it's small. >> compact. >> it's nice. >> what do you like about it? >> the features. it's really clear. >> the pixelation and everything. the camera is still really nice which is always good. >> very interesting, responsive. >> what do you like about it? >> the shape. >> it is certainly small in the hand. a little thicker than newer
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iphone model that i had so it is certainly interesting to see it smushed down into such a small package. >> i like how it is black in the back and the front. >> if you push a button it will light up. it turns on like that. >> cool. >> right now it's pretty awesome. i like that it is super tiny. it is not as big as the other ones. i like it square bring it back to the old school feature. >> a touch screen. and it looks very compact. very convenient. >> do you like it? >> yeah. it is very nice. >> describe the new iphone in one word if you would. >> revolutionary. >> interesting. >> petite. >> different. >> newer. >> give me one word to describe the new iphone all together. on three. one, two, three.
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>> futuristic. >> how did you do that? do me a favor. describe it in one word. >> it's my hand fitting -- >> that's way more than one word. you can do this. one word. >> something handy. >> again, that's two words. >> handy. >> okay. handy. >> tell us about this new iphone. >> it looks like an iphone 4. >> you look like -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: all right. we'll be right back with carriey mulligan! ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the kmart blue light special. find amazing deals now at kmart.com.
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mercedes-benz outdoor stage. you can see darius on the cma awards tomorrow night here on abc. we'll have music from luke. i tell you what. sometimes we take a little time and chat with the audience here. i learned a lot of interesting things. leave him alone. there's a guy here i'm not going to mention where he's from but let's just say he broke his parents' heart. i learned something fascinating. we have about 150 people in the audience. nobody is on tinder anymore. like nobody. either that or you're pretending you're not on tinder. we sent people -- can you imagine? nobody is on it. it is like people have gone off it now. >> they don't need it. >> jimmy: i guess not. what do you mean they don't need
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it? >> either they're married or they have girlfriends. >> jimmy: everyone is married now? >> i don't know. maybe. except that one guy over there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a gifted actress beloved by both film critics, and teenagers who watched her in "the great gatsby" instead of reading the book alike. her new movie is also based on a novel. it's called "mudbound." >> they've been fleeced by that man you're renting the house from. i'm telling you now, we are not getting rid of that piano. it is the one civilized thing in this place. you can sleep in the bed. i'm not staying here without my piano. >> you're over tired. >> jimmy: "mudbound" premieres on netflix and in select theatres november 17th. please welcome carey mulligan.
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[ cheers and applause ] thanks for coming. it's good to have you here. i'm going to say the same thing to you. it always amazes me and irma presses me you're from england, you can come here and do our actionent so well. >> see the film first. >> jimmy: i did see the film. did you a great job with it. and for me a southern accent maybe because i'm from new york. it seems like the hardest one. >> i think new york is harder. >> jimmy: do you think specifically in general or somebody from great britain? >> i think if you do southern you just talk very slowly. >> jimmy: oh maybe there's more -- whatever happened it worked. did you study for that before hand? >> yeah. like sessions with a dialect
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coach. and we practice. >> jimmy: would it be terrible if someone has a prank, i don't know if you have people like this in your life. set up and tell you all the wrong stuff. and then did you a crazy terrible job in the movie. >> oh that would be great. next time. >> jimmy: what did you think when you first come to los angeles? >> i came as a kid. i came as an actor when i was 21. >> jimmy: you would go around to auditions and stuff like that? >> yeah. >> jimmy: was it hard to drive at that time coming from england? >> it was illegal. i didn't have a drivers license. >> jimmy: so how did you get to all of these -- >> i took the bus. many buses, actually. lots of buses. >> jimmy: yeah. the bus doesn't take you to your spot. you have to figure things out. i'm not joking when i say this. i would be smart enough to figure out, i feel like i would
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be standing on a corner crying. >> that's what i did. i didn't have friends. i would just spend my evenings figuring out my bus routes. >> jimmy: would you tell anyone you took the bus? >> yes. it was my thing. i was always late. the bus makes you late. so i was always walking in. i'm so sorry. i was on the bus. the bus went here. i got off on the wrong place. that was my intro. >> jimmy: and how did they react? >> they love it. they love the bus. they love british accent. i get more british, that works as well. >> jimmy: do you drive now? >> no. >> jimmy: you do not drive. >> no. >> jimmy: do you have any desire to drive? >> no. i have failed i have failed. i failed my driving test five times. it's way harder in england. >> jimmy: oh over there you failed. >> over there i failed. >> jimmy: have you taken it here? >> yes. it was a piece of cake.
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>> you got it? >> yes. you literally drive around the block and they give it to you. >> jimmy: that's true. you have to get a separate one? >> i can only drive here for like six months. and then i went back to england and i had to stop driving. >> jimmy: that's weird. wait five times. hold on. what are you -- what can't do you? can you get the car started? >> i'm an excellent driver. >> jimmy: no, no. i don't think you are. maybe, maybe average. even then i don't think so. >> it is a pressure thing. i am an excellent driver. and then i get in a test environment and someone has a clipboard and my mind explodes and i cannot do anything and i make mistakes. >> jimmy: it is unbelievable that you would be on a movie set and trying to remember lines and acting with the greatest actors in the world. sometimes people that you grew
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up watching and idolizing or whatever. and you get in a car with a guy with a clip board and you can't do it. >> i fall apart. >> jimmy: is it parallel parking that's your problem? >> yeah no i can't do that. test number one. i'm 23. i'm filming never let me and go the is adamant that i have to drive a car. and it has to be a manual car. no question. well, that's hard. it has to be a manual car and you have five days to learn. i do my five days intensive thing. and i get to the end and i take test and i failed within 90 seconds of leaving the test zone. going up a hill and i mess up and i i start rolling back down the hill and there's a range rover behind me and he freaks out and does the emergency brake. okay.en i g an automatic car.
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i'm like so that was a wash. anyway a couple years later, i'm pregnant with m child. and i get quite far into the pregnancy. i must learn to drive now because i'm going to be a mother and this isirresponsible. so i'm nine months later booked my test. and i failed. and then i booked another one. just like ten days before i get and so then i'm you know two years later. pregnant with my second child. and i children. i should get a so i wai nine months pregnant. and i take one test and i fail. and then it's my fifth and so i get, my husband comes to the center. he's got the champagne ready. andi, it's the saddest thing he's ever seen. and i hoist myself out of the car crying with this huge bump. and my little sheet with the red cross on it. and he is slowly --
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>> jimmy: maybe the instructor didn't want youing champagne when you were pregnant. maybe that's the thing. maybassed on that one. >> maybe. >> jimmy: do they tell you right aww or do you get a slip >> i al last one where i thought i nailed and i was like this is it. >> jimmy: well your driving maynot be good but you're getting fantastic reviews for the movie is lievable. tell us about this movie. >> so it's based on book. after the world war. and it is soldiers. the two families on the same piece of . and two soldiers coming back from the war. white. and it is this rf history that i didn'w a lot about, about black soldiers putting their lives on the line for their country and coming home to segregation and what that was like for these families. and it waslike a examination of
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community, what it a >> jimmy: and mary j. blige is acting in the movie.u know her hand? >> not personally. >> jimmy: you at nothing like that? >> no i didn't. it was amazing. she is just she's been on the show -- >> jimmy: many times. she is a lovely person. she really is a lovely person. okay. each other. that's good.that's good to know. if w learn anything other handle the you're a bad driver. that's important to know in case one of us should find ourselves in a v >> yes. >> jimmy: thank you. go s movie "mudbound." it's on netflix and in select theaters starting november 17th. november 17th. we'll be back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ routine with roomba from irobot. just press clean and roomba gets to work.
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>> jimmy: thank you. it's already a huge hit, right? because it opened in mexico. >> it was a huge hit before it opened. >> jimmy: before it open here. in mexico yes. it is a huge hit. it's soig that i was saying that even my friends only like films that directors directed. >> jimmy: some friends. >> they loved the movie. i don't know. >> jimmy: the day of the dead is a holiday. on what day is the day of the dead celebrated? halloween? >> the first and second of november. >> jimmy: so halloween is celebrated and then you move to the day of the dead or just the day of the dead? just the day of the dead. >> i didn't know that. >> jimmy: and what do you do? you won't'm not from mexico. >> i heard you speak spanish
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really>> jimmy: i don't do it because women faint and fal when i do it. i have to be really careful. what are the dadead? >> well there are many things. the first thing is that you do anr. photographs from your dead people. you bring them food you bring them -- >> jimmy: you bring the pictures food? >> yes. exactly. because they come and visit the souls of the dead on the day of the dead. >> jimmy: do they ever eat the food? they do. >> yes. it depends what food you put. you put they will stuff they like. like certain drinks. tequila or cigarettes or things that they liked. or things that killed them. [ laughter ] and then what you do you put and you put them d some of them some of the skulls that you put up have your name as well.
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the people.oh! this is for tkids? the sids get with their name on it? >> yes. and reflecting day on how, wellis part of life, life is part of death, this is a way of opening up a di do they get candy in the skulls?re sugar.yes. sku made candy just the y thost a lot of eers and app >> a close, like anxercise routine. infirst. that's the int the films that ythe, you play you tryirst and then they animate it. made in english. with certain words sprmo, you know. mentioned him in the movie. that's nice. >> i think there's a guy -- >> i think so >> and if not, we have tojo find him ave to c for next year next movie.
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coco. when you do it in english and spanish, this is going t like a dumb question. do you get paid twice for that? tincluded? if you lahey would have too doiate or did you even thinkthat?>> i never thought of that.k before you watch your show mozart in the jungle. you conducted the orchestra at the hollywood bowl. the symphony orchestra. >> you did that real? that was not fake? >> for al. >> jimmy: what was that like could not an orchestra? >> there's no words thatribe how nervouswas. >> jimmy: you were nervous. why? >> why? it's it is the same as going into a surgery room and saying, okay you play the lead doctor. and you just -- >> jimmy: but somebody dies if
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you don't do that. >> but you have to tell them when to begin and when to end. you know all the other doctors know what they're doing. so you just have to tell them okay let's begin. >> jimmy: like flying a 747 in the air. you get it going and then there's the end but in the middle it just goes. >> these are people that have been studying music cynic they're 3 or 4 years old. they know what they're doing and you're just acting like you know what you're doing and you feel like such an idiot. and you have to apologize all the time. >> jimmy: did you apologize to them? >> yes. the cameras weren't looking. but i go to the podium and i tell them a big -- [ mouthing ] but once you begin, it is like, the audience started to laugh. >> jimmy: they were. >> fortunately it is a comedy.
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involuntary. and then i think the best -- how do you say -- like a -- >> jimmy: i'm going to keep going like this. guillermo. >> when you try to tell a girl oh you look beautiful, oh -- >> jimmy: a compliment? >> yes. >> somebody came up and said man, you were just like -- he. >> jimmy: the comedian. >> yeah yeah. and that was the best thing i received. okay. good. i didn't look like a proper conductor. i looked like -- >> jimmy: maybe next year on the day of the dead, you will get a picture and you'll put it up there and you will get a hamburger or something. very good to see you. thank you for coming. gael garcía bernal! "coco" opens in theaters november 22nd. we shall return with music from darius rucker. [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing (engine roaring) ( ♪♪ ) ♪ i ♪ ♪ i will be king ♪ ♪ and you... ♪ drink, sir? ♪ you will be... ♪ no, thanks. (engine revving) i'm still driving. ♪ ...will drive them away ♪ ♪ we can be heroes... ♪ christie: this is governor christie. new jersey is facing an epidemic fueled by addictive opioid painkillers. codeine... oxycodone...
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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'd like to thank my guests and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him tonight. "nightline" is next, but first his album is called "when was the last time." here with the song "for the first time," darius rucker! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ you say you never danced to a dashboard singing r e m under summer stars ♪ ♪ never leaned back on a jet black chevy blowing smoke rings in the dark ♪ ♪ you don't want be a rumor girl and i feel
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just the same ♪ ♪ yeah i know that you don't know me well but we can make that change ♪ ♪ when was the last time you did something for the first time let yourself go ♪ ♪ follow that feeling maybe something new is what you're needing ♪ ♪ like a real night let your hair down feel alive ♪ ♪ when was the last time you did something for the first time ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ you say you never drank from the bottle of some 2 dollar wine run barefoot through ♪ ♪ the mud never had the right kiss stolen from your lips while you watched the sun come up ♪ ♪ well i know your friends are watching and they probably ♪ ♪ disapprove but give me just half a chance girl i'm daring you ♪
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♪ when was the last time you did something for the first time let yourself go ♪ ♪ follow that feeling maybe something new is what you're needing ♪ ♪ like a real night let your hair down feel alive ♪ ♪ when was the last time you did something for the first time ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ now the way you're looking says you're leaning i hope i ain't reading you wrong ♪ ♪ cause the way you're shining i think you're thinking it's been way too long ♪ ♪ when was the last time you did something for the first time let yourself go ♪ ♪ follow that feeling maybe something
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>> tonight the missed warnings from the texas shooting. the signs that everyone seemed to have missed. >> he had a past history of violent behavior. run-ins with the law. >> he is cams from a mental health facility. how was he able to purchase that powerful weapon? and what clues could be hidden from authorities on his password protected phone? plus new and chilling accusations against the movie mogul harvey weinstein from the same who helped bring the misconduct to life. how he says weinstein hired former intelligence officer
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