>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- idris elba. from the world series champion houston astros, carlos correa.d here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. quick question. [ cheers and applause ] i just have one -- do we have anyone here from hermany

tonight? any hermanians? [ laughter ] i tell you, it's good to be back. i was off last week. officially i was off because my son billy was supposed to have a heart surgery but we had to postpone it because we all had colds in the house. and they can't do -- truth i was waiting in line for the new iphone all week. [ laughter ] then i spent the weekend trying to figure out how to type the letter "i" in my phone without a weird symbol and the letter "a" popping up all the time. [ laughter ] are you having that? anyway, my son is doing fine. i want to thank everyone who filled in for me. [ cheers and applause ] some list of guest hosts last week, jennifer lawrence, channing tatum, dave grohl, shaquille o'neal, i want to thank shaq twice because he's enormous. [ laughter ] gas weird sitting at home watching other people host the show. and you guillermo, you cheated on me. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: sorry, jimmy, won't happen again. >> jimmy: good to have time at home with the kids, but there is

such a thing as too much time at home with the kids. last night at 6:00 p.m. i reach that limit. my daughter jane refuses to eat anything. she's 3 years old. it's hollywood. she's concerned about her weight. [ laughter ] that was a joke. don't tweet me about it. but anyway. she doesn't like to eat and she doesn't like to sleep. which are two of the four basic things you need to do to stay alive. all she will eat is rice, beans, peanut butter and pasta and candy, cake, cereal and cookies. yesterday my wife promised her they would make chocolate chip cookies together for dessert while i was making risotto for dinner. if you don't know, risotto is rice that takes the whole day to make. [ laughter ] you're toasting and reducing and stirring. by the way, when it's done, not that much better than regular rice really. [ laughter ] but rice is one of very few things that we will all eat as a family. i cooked for hours. when i was done i put it in a bowl and she wouldn't eat it. i tried everything. i told her it was pasta, i told her it was wonder woman food.

[ laughter ] she refused to even try it. i begged her, bribed her. i tried everything. i got nothing. she wanted cookies before dinner. she just kept saying no, no. she's relentless. finally i reached my breaking point. i snapped. i didn't know what to do. so i went over to the tray of freshly made chocolate chip cookies. i said if you don't eat this rice, i'm going to throw these cookies in the pool. [ laughter ] and she said no! and so i picked up a chocolate chip cookie and i chucked it into the pool. and i did. [ cheers and applause ] and i said, are you going to eat the rice? and she said no. so i picked another cookie up and threw it in the pool. my wife walks in, she's like what is going on in here? it's a maniac throwing cookies into the pool. i had no good explanation for what was going on, but guess what? she ate the rice. [ cheers and applause ] she ate the rice.

and i'll tell you something, to pick a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie up and it was one of the heavy ones. to pick it up -- it just came out of the oven. to pick it up and throw it into the pool on purpose. to will your body to do that -- [ laughter ] it's like -- i imagine it's similar to what it would be like to intentionally drive your car into a mailbox. [ laughter ] but she did eat the rice. and this, by the way, is exactly how they should handle president trump at all times. [ cheers and applause ] you like this part? the president is on a tour of asia right now, which shouldn't be a problem at all. i'm sure that will go great. but he'll be out of the country for two weeks. he's in south korea right now, he's in japan today and yesterday meeting with prime minister shinzo abe. the president arrived in japan with his wife melania. and this is how they were greeted when they got off air force one. listen to the music the band played as they exited the jet.

♪ whoo girls hitch hallelujah ♪ uptown funk don't give it to you ♪ >> jimmy: "uptown funk" as played by a bar mitzvah band. [ laughter ] ♪ don't believe me just watch ♪ don't believe me just watch ♪ don't believe me just watch ♪ uptown funk you up >> jimmy: what happened to "hail to the chief"? wouldn't it have been great if he heard that song and turned around and went right back up the stairs, got on the plane and flew home. and of course no trump meeting with a foreign leader would be complete without an awkward meet and greet. watch this. here's prime minister abe and his wife. starts fine. they shake, melania shakes, everybody says their hellos and, okay, now, as they turn away, reality sets in for the abcs. just look at the looks on their faces as they realize they're now going to have to spend the next 48 hours -- oh, no. yes.

and they did spend a lot of time together. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] show some of the stuff. they signed hats together. yeah. they played a round of golf together. look at that. they fed a group of orphans who gathered down below. [ laughter ] there you go. that's our guy. this is kind of funny. for lunch yesterday before they played golf, they served trump a hamburger made from american beef. that's what they said. it's made from american beef. i always wonder why when leaders of other countries visit they do that. when the prime minister of italy was at the white house, they served him pasta. he's like, oh, good, pasta. again. why give these people what they already get a better version of all the time. they're not hamsters that can only eat pellets. they're people. if you are going to make donald trump a hamburger in japan, make him a hamburger with japanese beef. maybe this is crazy. maybe pull him off the children's menu for five seconds

and serve him a bowl of noodles or something. it's japan. [ cheers and applause ] we have a burger for lunch and a steak for dinner. beef is donald trump's favorite thing to eat and start. [ laughter ] this is a 12-day trip. the longest asia trip by a president since george h.w. bush back in 1991. basically the republicans are trying to get this tax plan passed, and they're like, you know what, mr. president? go to asia, have fun, eat steak, try not to start a war, we'll be fine. we have billionaires who need money over here. remember anthony weiner? the only politician who had more trouble with twitter than donald trump? anthony weiner today began a 21-month prison sentence for sexting with a minor. [ audience moaning ] oh, you didn't hear about that? how long until he gets a little drunk on toilet wine and tries to send a picture of his penis through a prison pay phone? [ laughter ] congratulations are in order for shalane flanagan who yesterday

became the first american woman in 40 years -- [ cheers and applause ] -- to win the new york city marathon. [ cheers and applause ] it's a 26-mile-long race. she finished in 2:26:53. i honestly don't think i could drive 26 miles in new york in 2 hours and 26 minutes. she beat a three-time winner from kenya, mary keitany. defending champ. she may have been a little overconfident. halfway through the race she stopped at shake shack and had an order of cheese fries. nice to see an american women win something this year. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we have a jam packed show for you tonight. from the battleship "iowa" down in san pedro, california, music from brad paisley and john fogerty. [ cheers and applause ] a special concert going on for our men and women in uniform. and from the world series champion houston astros, shortstop carlos correa is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, l.a. is the only

city where carlos correa wouldn't get booed after winning the world series. in case you missed it, not only did carlos help win a world series. moments after the game, he did this. >> taking another big step in my life. daniella rodriguez, you make me the happiest man in the world. will you marry me? >> oh, my god. >> will you marry me? >> oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they got engaged on the field. by the way, ten seconds later security came and made her go back on the other side of the gate. [ laughter ] so carlos is here tonight with his new fiancee and this is good, too. this is from the astros victory parade in houston on friday where a woman accidentally dropped her hat from the seventh level of a parking structure. watch here as her fellow fans pitch in to return the hat to its rightful owner. okay. here we go. see the hat?

it's going up level by level. this is really teamwork right here. and they -- wait. we still have -- oh! oh, but wait. it's like donkey kong jr. here. and they keep throwing it up. and -- but wait? she snatches it and throws it up, and the rightful owner of the hat once again has it. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know why that was exciting, but it was. carlos correa will be here shortly. idris elba is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] you can see idris in the new "thor" movie, which was number one at the box office this weekend. "thor ragnarok." made $100 million and deservedly so. it's very good. the best marvel movie yet. whenever there's a big blockbuster film like this, we

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back to the show. idris elba, carlos correa, music from brad paisley and john fogerty. all that is on the way. i hope you're adjusting to daylight savings. do you adjust your clocks, guillermo. >> guillermo: no, they go automatic. >> jimmy: all of them in your house? >> guillermo: yes in my house, yes. >> jimmy: what kind of space-age house do you live in? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: i don't know, my wife -- >> jimmy: that's why. your wife. daylight savings time.

it goes back to agrarian time when american farmers needed an extra hour in the day to scroll through instagram. [ laughter ] now it's really just microwave oven confusion day. but this was big. on saturday, on the occasion of his 48th birthday, we got very big news from sean combs who is now the artist formerly known as diddy. >> hey, what's up? i have some very serious, serious news. i've been planning on this. i decided -- i know it was risky, but i knew it could come off as corny to some people like, yo, i decided to change my name again. [ laughter ] i'm just not who i am before. i'm something different. so my new name is love, aka brother love. i will not be answering to puffy, diddy, puff daddy or any of my other monikers, but love or brother love.

>> jimmy: wait a minute. did he say butt love? >> but love. >> jimmy: i think he did, yeah. wow. [ applause ] i think he meant to say love or brother love. diddy made this decision after carefully consulting several bottle of chiroc. [ laughter ] this is the latest -- what names has he had? he started with his real name sean combs. he became sean "puffy" combs, then puff, puffy, puff daddy, p-diddy, sean john and wilford brimley. right? [ laughter ] isn't that right? at this point i feel sorry for his mailman. i've got a package. i don't know, here you go. you know what this means, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: you got to change the sign. >> guillermo: all right. >> jimmy: you know what? we had quite a streak going. [ cheers and applause ] now we're starting over. have you guys been watching the new season of "stranger things" on netflix? [ cheers and applause ]

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>> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the show he won a world series ring, then gave one out and got engaged within minutes. from the houston astros, carlos correia is here with us. and a special performance from the members of the u.s. armed forces from battleship "iowa" in southern california. brad paisley and john fogerty. you can see john fogerty live at the wynn hotel in las vegas january 10th through the 20th.

wednesday, brad paisley cohosts the cma awards here on abc for the tenth time. so please watch that. tomorrow night, carey mulligan, gael garcia bernal, and music from darius rucker. and later this week, josh hutcherson, dale earnhardt jr., jesse williams, plus music from luke combs and dan auerbach. so please join us for all that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is an emmy-nominated, golden globe-winning actor who's played everything from paper salesman on "the office" to the gatekeeper of asgard in "thor." next, he co-stars alongside jessica chastain in "molly's game." >> i wasn't really listening. >> i'm refusing you permission to seek a minor role production. i'm refusing permission to invalidate my entire career. >> i'm uncaring. >> i built a successful -- >> do you have kids? you're interested in having a family? >> very much. >> i don't get you some point reductions in the sentencing recommendation guidelines say eight to 12 years and that's before they try to jam you up more for money laundering. >> money laundering?

>> the moment you change his money for checks -- >> i would have to be aware -- >> find me 12 men and women who will believe that you weren't aware of exactly who was sitting at the table and where the money came from. so that's it. you were a cocktail waitress. >> jimmy: "molly's game" opens christmas day. please welcome idris elba. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: first of all, welcome. >> it's good to see you. >> jimmy: i know it's the dumbest thing in a world but i'm always so impressed when a brit can do an american accent. >> i'm very nervous about doing, accents now. because when i was in "the wire," no one knew i was english. i walked around with an american accent all the time. now everyone knows i'm english. >> jimmy: thirdly irk feel like

you have women more sexed up than anyone right now. [ cheers and applause ] i really do. i mean that in a -- >> so just define "sexed up". >> jimmy: i keep track of this sort of thing. right? so when you hear like, for instance, shonda rhimes was being honored and they asked what her idea of a perfect night out is. and she said, a glass of wine and idris elba. i hear you being used as a sexual reference so frequently now. >> oh, yeah. yes. >> jimmy: how often -- and be honest, don't be humble. how frequently do women come up to you and give you their telephone numbers? >> about eight times a day? [ laughter ] that's not true. that's not true. >> jimmy: that's low, right? >> no, that's snapchat. no -- i'm joking, i am joking. my girlfriend's in the dressing room. >> jimmy: i see, okay. she's there to monitor in case somebody tries that. >> she has my phone. you understand what i'm saying? >> jimmy: eight times a day would about 240 times a month unless it was a short month like

february then maybe you're just down in the 200s. >> i see what you did there. >> jimmy: i did math. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this movie, by the way, is a -- was based on a true story, a very interesting story. did you know about this story beforehand? >> "molly's game"? i had no clue. it's an incredible story. i know it was a famous poker game in l.a. >> jimmy: everybody knew there were high profile actors who played this game. >> do you know who? >> jimmy: i do know who. yeah, i do know. it was a very high-stakes game. this woman molly organized the game. does the character you play a real life character? >> no, he's a little bit of on amalgamation between aaron sorkin and what he thinks about the whole thing and the criminal lawyer. but my character is fictitious. and in the film it's a really great film. i ain't going to say it because i'm in it. but it's aaron sorkin. it's a great film because -- >> jimmy: this is his first time directing a film. which amazing to me.

i had to check that to make sure that it's right. >> she's a very strong character, considering what goes through in this story. she's an olympian skier and that's where she started her life. >> jimmy: right. >> broke her back in several places and end ed up in l.a., a you, do running poker games. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she's kind of ingenious at least according to the movie. i don't know her in real life. but seems to be a brilliant character. when you're doing a movie like this, playing a lawyer, you can't study for that. you can't go out and sue people as research or anything like that, can you? >> no, just wear a lot of suits. it's weird because it's aaron sorkin. aaron sorkin calls you up. everyone knows his dialogue. "a few good men." >> jimmy: snappy dialogue. >> you do not wing it. okay? you memorize it. you get on there, you do your thing. and i stupidly trained to be a kickboxer for a year as part of a documentary. i was having a midlife crisis.

[ laughter ] i was 44 years old and fighting this guy who was ten years younger than me. anyway, long story short is the way the schedules met up is that literally the night of my fight, the next day i had to go fly to toronto and shoot ten days of scenes with aaron sorkin and jessica chastain. >> jimmy: this is a real fight you had? >> that is true, yeah. >> jimmy: in front of an audience and everything? >> it was at bethnal green york hall, a very famous boxing arena. it was very real, part of discovery channel, it was a big, big deal. >> jimmy: did you tell the guy, don't hit me or kick me in the face because i have to go do a movie tomorrow? >> no. no, i didn't. but you know what i did? you know what i do, like in a documentary, they do these little cams and the actors, the people are telling you what they're going to do prior to doing it. i saw his. and he was dutch. he was like, i'm going to break his face. [ laughter ] he's an actor. i'm a boxer. i'm going to break him. i watched that.

i was like, oh, no. he's really serious! so long story short, i had aaron, all the producers on the phone like, did he win? he's still fighting? call me back. >> jimmy: how is his face? you did win the fight? >> i did. >> jimmy: oh, wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> i did, i did. >> jimmy: as if your life isn't great enough already. [ laughter ] >> i would never do that again. >> jimmy: you're beating up the dutch. yeah. was he bummed after the actor beat him up? i never spoke to him again. i can't even go to holland now. >> jimmy: do you have his number? we could call him right now. >> that's a good idea. what's up, man? whose face are you going to break now, boy? [ applause ] >> jimmy: you know, it's dangerous when you fight a dutchman because if they kick you with those wooden shoes, he could put an eye out. >> that's very true.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. still to come, brad paisley and john fogerty. last wednesday night our next guest helped power his team to a win in one of the best world series ever and then after this, he capped it off with an on-field wedding proposal, which saved a lot of money on champagne. from the world champion houston astros, please welcome carlos correa. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ congratulations, first of all. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: is it as great as i imagine it would be to hit a home run in the world series? >> it's even better. >> jimmy: is it even better for real? >> it's crazy. i don't remember what i did, the celebrations. i blacked out. i hit the ball, i blacked out. >> jimmy: have you gone back to watch it on tv? >> no, i haven't. >> jimmy: you never watched it? >> it's been nonstop since we won the world series. >> jimmy: nonstop. i would not have been past second base before i was looking

at that on the internet to watch it again. >> i haven't got a chance to watch it yet. >> jimmy: it's pretty good. you're going to be happy, i think. [ laughter ] >> we were talking about the celebrations and the fist bump. i'm like, i don't remember any of that. i really blacked out. >> jimmy: do you remember getting engaged? [ laughter ] because this could be a problem. >> that could be a problem if i don't remember. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: your fiancee is right here. this is daniela. wow. congratulations to both of you. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: did you have any idea this was going to happen? >> no idea. he has been so focused on all these games that the last thing i thought would be on his mind was proposing to me. that's why i yanked that gate out of my way. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he turned the world series into "the bachelor" all of a sudden. how much planning went into this? >> for a whole month i'd been planning it. i knew we had championship-caliber team so i was waiting it out to see how

far we could go. game six i had the ring in my backpack. this is the night. this is night. we lost the game. one more game? i don't have plan "b." we better win. [ laughter ] so we end up winning the game and i was able to propose to my beautiful fiancee. >> jimmy: did you ever consider that maybe daniella would say no? was that ever a possibility? >> i think he knew i was going to say yes. that's why he took such a big risk. i mean, live television. >> jimmy: if the dodgers had won, would you have married one of them? [ laughter ] >> no. [ applause ] >> jimmy: when do you get your world series ring? >> opening day next win. >> jimmy: did you ever consider, oh, maybe i'll give her that ring, save myself some cash? >> i never thought about it. i got to wait a long time for that ring. so i thought that was the perfect chance for me to get engaged. gauged. >> jimmy: what were you doing over the last five days. take me through a little bit. you had a parade, obviously. >> we had a beautiful parade in houston. people there, you know, the support was incredible. i saw people crying there

because obviously people have been through tough times in houston with hurricane harvey. >> jimmy: right. >> for us to bring joy and happiness through baseball. it meant everything to us. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there were people crying in l.a. here, too. >> that's a moment that i will forever remember, the people crying and screaming out of their lungs, special moment. >> jimmy: it's overwhelming when you realize, you come to a team. you never know what team. and these people have been following the team for so long and how much it means to them. you realize there's a really big burden on your shoulders. >> yeah, absolutely. houston's like my second home. i'm from puerto rico. [ cheers and applause ] i was doing it for both, the people in houston and the people back home in puerto rico. >> jimmy: what was going on in puerto rico? were people able to watch the games? while you were playing? >> actually, puerto ricoed a a curfew and nobody cared. everybody went outside to watch the games and getting text messages from my family members. everybody is going outside to watch the games! they're going to sports bars and stuff to watch you play, it's amazing! i want to thank everybody in puerto rico for your support. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: yeah, really. where are you guys registered, in case astros fans want to send you gifts? [ laughter ] >> we're not registered yet. >> jimmy: you're not registered. >> not yet. >> jimmy: are you going to register? will this be something that you do? >> i heard some other couple has done it. i told his agent, we need to look into that. >> reporter: chris bryant of the chicago cubs registered. he did not know that it would be public information. then all of a sudden he and his wife got a whole bunch of stuff from people. >> i guess we could say we didn't know either. [ laughter ] >> yeah, gifts are always nice. >> jimmy: may i ask you a question about your teammate, jose altuve. he's listed at how tall? >> i think he's listed at 5'7". >> jimmy: i heard 5'6". but how tall are you? >> 6'4". >> jimmy: okay, how tall -- when you guys went -- i know you had a parade at disney world. was he allowed on the rides? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> he was, he was, absolutely. >> jimmy: how tall do you think he is?

>> well, depends, with cleats or without cleats. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: without cleats. >> he's about 5'5". >> jimmy: you think that tall? if i was him, i wouldn't exaggerate myself, i'd make myself 4'9" and really be an inspiration. >> i'm 6'4" but i wish that i could hit like him. unbelievable hitter. >> jimmy: me, too. he is an unbelievable hitter. congratulations to you and to your fiance on the world series, and also your love. not only did you break a lot of hearts here in los angeles, i think you broke a lot of women's hearts all across the country. but thank you for coming by. great to have you here. carlos correa, everybody. world series champion. we're back with brad paisley and john fogerty. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ h on your mind. thinking about what to avoid, where to go,

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>> dicky: music on "jimmy kimmel live" is brought to you by crown royal. live generously and life will treat you royally. >> jimmy: the new album is called "love and war." here with the title track from the battleship "iowa" in san pedro, california, brad paisley and john fogerty.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ he was nineteen when he landed at bagram scared and all alone ♪ ♪ he lost a leg and a girlfriend before he got home and they say all is fair in love and war ♪ ♪ but that ain't true it's wrong ♪ ♪ they send you off to die for us ♪ ♪ forget about you when you don't ♪ ♪ ♪ he was nineteen in '68 and

after all this time that broken boy is now a broken man ♪ ♪ waiting in the v.a. line they say all is fair in love and war ♪ ♪ but that ain't true it's wrong ♪ ♪ they ship you out to die for us ♪ ♪ forget about you when you don't ♪ ♪ and the nightmares and he's running scared far from home and he wakes up ♪ ♪ from a nightmare ♪ he's in another one ♪ and he's still not home ♪ ♪

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apologize to matt damon. we did run out of time for him tonight. "nightline" is next, but first, this is the 20th anniversary release of "blue moon swamp." playing us off the air with the classic "fortunate son" from the battleship "iowa" in san pedro. john fogerty and brad paisley! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ some folks are born made to wave the flag oh they're red white and blue ♪ ♪ and when the band plays hail to the chief oh they point the cannon at you ♪ ♪ it ain't me it ain't me i

ain't no senator's son ♪ ♪ it ain't me it ain't me i ain't no fortunate one ♪ ♪ some folks are born silver spoon in hand lord don't they help themselves ♪ ♪ but when the taxman comes to the door lord the house looks like a rummage sale ♪ ♪ it ain't me it ain't me i ain't no millionaire's son ♪ it ain't me it ain't me i ain't no fortunate one ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ some folks have star-spangled eyes ♪ ♪ they say you go to war ♪ but when you ask them how much

should we give whoa they only answer more more more ♪ ♪ it ain't me it ain't me i ain't no military son ♪ ♪ it ain't me it ain't me i ain't no fortunate one ♪ ♪ it ain't me it ain't me i ain't no senator's son ♪ ♪ it ain't me it ain't me i ain't no fortunate i ain't no fortunate i ain't no fortunate i ain't no fortunate son ♪

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