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show for red. world aids day is friday. once again we teamed up with bono. you know that guy from that band. [ cheers and applause ] to raise money and awareness for the fight against hiv aids. not only is bono here tonight, kristen bell, ashton kutcher, sean "diddy" combs is here.s li. all we're missing is the guy who can talk tfiso tonight we'll do put an end to aids. how is that for a tv show? [ cheers ] as of this week, red has raised hundreds of millions of dollars to fight aids. that's a lot. you could buy all of oprah's favorite things with hundreds of millions of dollars.icia shopatn. they made a $20 million commitment to fight aids. and the bill and melinda gates foundation is matching every dollar we raise tonight. that's right. [ cheers and applause ] the gates foundation. that means that we've really give it our best, if we dig deep

together, we can bankrupt the bill and melinda gates foundation tonight. also tonight, you can sign up to win a once in a lifetime experience with aese are the th get. last year bono and julia roberts had tea with a winner. neil patrick harris and david took someone to a broadway show. they took him to nobu in malibu. that guy looks excited. youtube granted their winner a private concert for two people in vancouver, which is awesome. they're all on the theron says kick your ass. i don't know what it means, but i'm in. you can go the movie premieres with jack black, cate blanchett, reese witherspoon. go to omaze.com/red.

you will get more likes on instagram from the selfies than you probably ever had in your life before. it wille ridiculous. there's another way you can help, too. this is very easy. you can do all your holiday shopping with red. our red shop-a-thons have raised $97 million, which is almost 100 million, but not quite. so over the course of the next hour, you can get all your holiday shopping done. then tomorrow you can say i'm done with my holiday shopping and everyone you know will hate you. it will be wonderful. who is ready to shop impulsively? are you ready? go get your mother's credit card. let's do where is my sweater? [ cheers and applause ] hopping portion of our sho welcome an in all the way up to channel 915 for our third annual red shop-a-thon. mm your

chance to doood and buy good at the same time. am right, guillermo or am i right? >> guillermo: you're right. >> jimmy: thanks. i guess our prodts aren't here yet. does anyone know where the products are? my goodness! wow! [ cheers and applause ] look at this! >> woo! >> jimmy: it's kristen bell, everyone. >> sorry i'm late. i hope you didn't start fighting aids without me. wo that. that's an absolutely gorgeous suitcase. what do you call this color? >> red. jimmy. it's the color red. >> jimmy: i haven't seen this before. >> this is the radon red a-22 carry-on. >> jimmy: that must cost what? $30,000? >> guess again. >> jimmy: more? >> the opposite of more. this beautiful carry-on bag from raden is only $295. >> jimmy: that's less than 300! >> you are about to fall in love

with luggage all over again. and wait until you see what we have inside. >> jimmy: hey gang, do you want to see what's on the inside? [ cheers ] holy jesus, born on christmas day! [ laughter ] why, this is theerfect holiday gift. let's get started. because i'm itching like i've got syphilis here. this is an item i know you will love. this , you probably have seen this is the beatz pill plus. >> the pill? oh, my gosh, i'm not swallowing that. no, way, jim. >> jimmy: it's not for your mouth. it's for your ears. >> that makes more sense. >> jimmy: it's a portable speaker. it's only $179.95. you can listen to whatever kind of music you like, rock, rap or my favorite, faith-based music. and part of every purchase goes to befit red's fight against aids. >> a pill that fights aids? now i've seen it all. thamgs for watching our show, everybody. >> jimmy: no, kristen, we have

more stuff to get to. >> has it not been an hour already? >> jimmy: no. not even close. >> oh, darn. i wanted to get right to my local radio shack to buy that speaker. >> jimmy: kristen, radio shack died years ago. >> what? >> jimmy: this year red has joined forces with amazon. >> i think it's amazon. well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit! from now through the end of december, shoppers can buy over 150 red products at amazon.com/red or via the amazon app. [ cheers and applause ] do i hear -- oh, my goodness. it's bryan cranston! [ applause ] he's showering. hi, bryan. i tell you something, you smell great. >> well, thanks, jimmy. that's because i'm using the red showered essentials kit from baxter of california. it includes shampoo, body wash,

face wash and deodorant. >> jimmy: i wish you guys at kristen, get in here and smell bryan. >> okay. i will. bryan, you smell delicious. >> thanks kristen. i smell good because did good. [ applause ] and i'll tell you why. because baxter of california gives a piece of every purchase >> jimmy: isn't that wonderful? >> isn't that nice? [ applause ] would you mind handy me my alexander del rossa women's fleece robe? >> i'd love to hand you a woman's robe. >> jimmy: maybe since you're here and you're already naked, you might want to stay and host the rest of the show with us. what do you think? [ cheers and applause ]

>> well, jimmy, that's awfully tempting, but no can do. you see, bryan cranston, he likes to fight aids the old-fashne >> jimmy: how is that, bryan?y jimmy. >> jimmy: that's a great way to do it. isn't that a great way to do it? >> there we go. [ applause ] bye, everybody. >> jimmy: bye, bryan. will you look at him go? >> so talented. >> jimmy:o clean. >> he's even cleaner than ariana grande. >> jimmy: i don't know about that. i love that red vespa 946 scooter and matching vespa helmet. those are all part of the red product family. [ dinging ] >> hey jimbo, you know what that sound means? >> jimmy: i do indeed. it means it's time to get serious!

let's get back to the desk. [ cheers and applause ] item isr dna?ten, have you ever heard of >> of course. i've had it for years. >> jimmy: well, this is an opportunity to share your dna with the world. it's a health and ancestry service kit from 23andme. learn all abo your family history usingwell, in my day, i family history, you he toit on unclee's lap while he whispered in your ear. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's weird. >> is it? >> jimmy: yeah, it is. definitely. uncle ma reese -- maurice has passed away, i hope? >> yeah, he's gone. >> jimmy: good. because now all you need is a small tube of saliva. >> i have mine right here! >> jimmy: all right. that's wonderful. now we'll find out who kristen

bell really is. because we have the results, kristen and you are -- oh, good. 100% mexican! >> i am? >> guillermo: wait, jimmy. that's mine. >> jimmy: all right. well, that was confusing to everyone. >> si! muy confundido. >> jimmy: for a second there, i wasn't sure if my co-host is white y stylish, it's practical too. a red leather smart cover for the ipad pro. isn't that red? [ applause ] >>owjimmy, apple has fight the aids. >> jimmy: apple the company or uit? >> i don't know. i'm justea but to shop their latest collections, go to apple.com com dot com dot com. >> jimmy: there sure is, jimmy!

it's amazon's special editio you echo. something. every home should have one of these. tell us about the echo. >> it slices, it dices, milk comes out of it and best of all, it's a chair! >> jimmy: none of those things are true. but the red echo will play anything, call anyone, answer stupid questions, check your calendar, weather, scores, control your lights. >> sounds like i don't need a husband anymore. >> jimmy: you really don't, kristen. when w will ever need a husband again. >> and 10 dollars from every purchase goes to support red's the global fund.om every purchaalmost out of time. and we have so many more red products to show! what are we gonna do? >> calm down jimble kimble. i've got it under control. bring out the red light special! >> jimmy: oh, h itcomes. as you see, guillermo is wearing the special edition red

beatz solo3 wireless headphones on his ears, on his wrist. you can see the beaded love bracelet by ubuntu. his pants are being held up by the reversible belt. on his adorable little feet a pair of no bull fire camo trainers and he's staying dry under a blunt red metro umbrella. get that open, guillermo, or you're fired. [ applause ] >> guillermo: and i'm riding a red skateboard deck by girl skateboards. >> guillermo, you really love red products. >> guillermo: it is true. and the best part is i bought everything with jimmy's credit card. [ applause ] >> jimmy: wait, what? >> guillermo: and we bought everyone in the studio audience a red amazon echo to take home! [ cheers and applause ]

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enter at win at omaze.com/charli. but i really hope it's you. please let it be you. come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> welcome back to our third annual red shop-a-thon. i'm here with our special celebrity guest stylist rita wilson. what the hell are you doing here? [ applause ] >> well kristen, it's time for a [ cheers and applause ] who wants a makeover today? okay, l ght.how abt t ther glasses, goatee, black shirt. o! [ applause ] oh! well, hi, what's your name? >> >> have you ever had a surprise tv make overbefore? >> i have not. but i didn't know this was a magic show.

ven a is my first one. i don't know what the hell i'm doing. i hope you're insured. >> how fun. while rita goes to work, let me tell you about the exciting maov today. hydra b5 soother, with kiko skin trainer for your eyes. from there, she'll be using retinol restorative neck cream from 100 puremetics company and the clean cream from the nila company. and she'ish you off with the sugar red lip treatment from fresh. the suga red lip treatment from fresh. i think we're ready for the big reveal! how did we do? ta [ applause ] wow. what a transformation! do you want to see the results? >> can i see it? can i see it? can i see it?

>> what do you think? >> oh my god. i lookr. what have you done to my f >> we gave you a makeover. you're welcome. >> i look ridiculous. >> well, yeah, but what if i told you all the products we used on you helped fight aids? >> oh. well, in that case, i look amazing. >> thank you for being such a good sport. >> thank you. thank you. thank you so much. >> you look beautiful. >> jimmy: you're right. that was an ugly face. the man behind much of this good work is a grammy award-winning multi-platinum music legend whose hobby is helping others. he is one of the top four of t. please welcome the co-founder of red, bono. [ cheers and applause ]>> jimmy

bono. bono, thank you for being here with us. this is our third year doing the red shop-a-thon. besides bryan cranston appearing nude, what is different about this year? >> i think we made some great progress fighting this disease. that would be dead without these little drugs. [ applause ] and if i could be so bold, i think we share something in common, which is normally two incompatible instincts, but i think we share them. which is at red we want to change the world, and we want to have fun at the same time. [ applause ] >> jimmy: well, yes. in a positive way. >> and i'm talking about this as great progress and it is great progress. but still there are 400 babies

with the virus. it was given to them by their mother in utero. we know how to fix this. we know how to stop this. and we're going to stop it. by 2020 if we keep going. and we really believe we can do it. but the key is -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's amazing. every day, 400 babies are born with hiv and you think that we can stop that in just a few years. >> a strange moment. just as we're at this kind of pivotal moment in fighting the disease and winning, there's people in places talking about budget cuts that would cost lives. and it's not just the lunatic that you have in -- [ applause ] -- your capital. but around the world, to be fair, and what's interesting is, you know, not just companies, we get unusual companies -- we got apple who are working, i

mentioned bill gates and the gates foundation. they're working together. steve jobs was at the very beginning of this. and helped us design red. they're rivals, right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> but you have democrats and republicans who have worked so close together to save those 21 million lives. and america should be really proud.rs and applause ] >> jimmy: if you pardon me a sei have to take a quick call. he what's that? for real? wow. thank you. i just got a very exciting c if you enter to win one of our many celebrity omaze experiencee great partners that supp red, will matcevery dollar you bid during the show tonight, up to a million. so go to omaze.com right now. and coke, as you can see here, will double the amount of good you do. see, that's an example right there. >> coke adds life, i guess. >>saves lives.

thanks to coca cleel. and if that doesn't convince you to help, maybe this gentleman can. he's currently unemployed. here he is, ladies and gentlemen, president barack obama. >> hi, everybody. this world aids day everyone has a role to play. jimmy kimmel is not just a talk show host. he's an activist. bono is not just a musician. he is ring master of the home shopping extravaganza. and me? i'm not just a former president. i am a husband who hasn't done his christmas shopping yet. fortunately, red is making my part easy. i know we live at a time when cable news and our twitter feeds can make it feel like cynicism is everywhere, but when it comes to the fight against hiv aids, there's genuinely good news to share. for the first time in history, more than half of all people living with the virus are on life saving medication. since the peak of the virus, aids-related deaths have been cut in half. today more than 20 million

people around the world are on antiretroviral drugs that make it possible to live, work and raise hiv-free children. it sounds like a miracle, but it's not the result of mysterious forces or chance. it happened because countless people working for years, chose to make this progress. some deployed great wealth and influence. some, democrats and republicans alike, held public office. but far more were simply citizens. organizers, activists, doctors and nurses, scientists, and above all, courageous pele living with hiv who led the fight to spare others the anguish of this disease. that's how progress happens. when we reject cynicism and pessimism in favor of a relentless optimism that says, however long it takes, however lonely the fight, each of us can make a difference. that's what i believe.

that's why i'm here tonight. and i'm asking to you join us. if you do, you can pilot air force one for a day. >> you can't do that anymore, s >> no? we can't do that anymore? >> no. >> if you do, i'll share our files on the aliens. >> you can't do that. you can't do that either. >> no?we can't do that either? but i ve them.e my desk right . >> they're classified. >> all right. fine. sorry, jimmy, you can't see those. but the rest of you watching tonight can help us end this pandemic once and for all. you n ight.n help us change livd write a future full of progress and hope. so let's all get to work. thank you so much. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you, president obama. when we come back, bono will sing with a surprise mystery guest. or maybe two. who will it be? find out next.

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welcome back to ou annual red shop-a-thon, your chance to buy all your gifts and help stop aids in one nv there's still time to take advantage of these amazing deals. hey, why don't we take a call? hello. are you there, caller? >> ten? let me should i come in? >> you're >> can i come in?

>> i don't know. you could be a murderer, but i say, why not? come on in. >> kristen! >> dj khaled. [ cheers and applause ] oooh you brought a little one! who is this? >> this is my son, asahd tuck st blessing.son, you can see wht he'sng keeping it cozy with his sponge b- i want t say this right. aden & anais. onesie and another onesie. that's what we call cloth talk. >> i love that. can i get a quick photo of you guys?this is really, really cut. oh, no. my phone is out of juice. >> i've got a solution for that. >> what? >> i have a charger that charges

micro usb devices of course, your specialone, that apple phone right there. i like that. >> it is charging, just like you said it would. >> i like that. >> by the way i like your outfit. i'm going to take this picture. now ready? say "bless up." >>less up! >> right. oh, thank you, dj khaled. you're the best. you're the best. back to you, jimmy. >> jimmy: thanks, kristen. and now, it's time to get serious.est blanket in your house, wrap your body in it and open your ears for a true american classic performed by an irish classic. here with the song "one for my baby," please welcome bono and friends. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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whatever else happened to us or wherever we got in life, we would never, ever play golf. no, seriously. even mini golf. >> jimmy: a weird pact. >> even mini golf. we thought ourselves as proper rock 'n' roll. >> jimmy: so you're going to violate a golden oath for the benefit of these people. >> yes. >> jimmy: that is unbelievable. what a sacrifice you've made. you came up with the idea for red. who was one of the people who immediately when red was founded? >> it was kind of mad. just over ten years ago. bobby shriver and myself, we had this idea we wanted to sort of pickpocket capitalism, you know. i have to say the hip-hop community were really supportive. and sean "p. combs, i remember meeting him some years back. oh, you're the get the check people. that's a very hip-hop content.

and i like that. it is not all kind of flowers in the hair. it's a bit of punk rock, a bit of hip-hop. we're trying to do something different. >> jimmy: i'm glad you mentioned diddy and the check. diddy happens to be here tonight. sean "diddy" combs. and he has a check for you. >> how are you? >> good to see you. >> jimmy: diddy. >> oh, man! >> jimmy: what do you have there in your hands? the giant piece of cardboard. >> i just want to say, isn't this great, y'all? [ cheers and applause ] i know we're having a good time, but this is history today. this is, you're seeing people work together to take care of others that can't take care themselves. that's the greatest gift in the world for you to be able to give people. and we want to thank you.

[ applause ] >> jimmy: yes. >> you did a lot of great things on the most ou did was you got the check, baby. >> jimmy: that's a check for half a billion dollars! $500 million. now, this is the amount of money that you've raised so far to ds. diddy, diddy is giving you $500 million tonight. by the way, di the memo? it's red, not blue. what are you wearing here tonight? >> i just wanted to be festive. >> jimmy: diddy, you are offering an omaze experience of your own. >> let me take that. >> jimmy: bono will take that. i >> jimmy: diddy, tell us what you're offering as part of your

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it's me, jack black. if you're wondering why i got this look on my face, it's because i'm bummed. jimmy called me up and said dude, please come down and sing an awesome christmas jam for the red show. you have the voice of an angel. you're the only dude for the job. you're the best singer in the

world. i wish i could be there. but i'm here in atlanta shooting a movie and i can't. so we're going with plan b. i know it's disappointing. but we got bono. bono, do me proud, buddy. knock 'em dead. [ applause ] >> jimmy: we can't have everything, i guess. u know day needs a special song. and world aids day is no different. last year for our red shop-a-thon we wrote a song with brandon flowers of the killers that became an insnt class. and by popular demand, it's back and updated for 2017 as pehe red pack. are you ready, red pack? let's get this going. the snow ♪ ♪ that son of a bitch ♪ inside it's glowing ♪ we're lucky we're rich ♪ we're nice and cozy

♪ we jing jing jingle the bell ♪ ooh baby it's cold ♪ but we're going to hell ♪ i sip martinis from a silver cup ♪ ♪ balenciaga to carry my pup 'tis the season our bitcoin stock's doing swell ♪ ♪ but if we don't help people with aids ♪ ♪ we're going to hell >> check it out ♪ ♪ i've got new jet skis ♪ major shiny brand new iphone x ♪s boots italian suits ♪ ♪ and a personal me named sven ♪ ♪ oh, yeah, right there

♪ we've got more gold than the toilets at the trump hotel ♪ ♪ but if we don't help people with aids we're going to hell ♪ >> jimmy, is it time that i have my trumpet solo? >> jimmy: there wasn't a trumpet solo scheduled. >> yeah, let me try it. >> jimmy: fine, go ahead, bryan. >> yeah. ♪ >> jimmyya: brn? bryan? bryan? >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you practice that? >> nope! >> jimmy: really? why not? >> because i was too busy fighting aids, jimmy. >> jimmy: well, that's the spirit, bryan. i can get behind that. oh, what's this? >> hold up, hold up. jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> is it time for my sousaphone solo? >> jimmy: did you practice that

>> no. was with bryan, fighthow about ing? diddy? diddy? diddy? ♪ i eat caviar drive fancy cars and charge them to my black card ♪ ♪ louis vuitton's in my close and oprah's in my backyard ♪ ♪ my chef cooks lobsters for me in my own bathtub ♪ ♪ and if you don't help now you will soon meet beelzebub ♪ oh yeah ♪ ♪ i've got so much money it's not even funny real fresh-squeezed orange juice ♪ ♪ i've got faberge eggs beautiful legs i put implants in my caboose ♪ ♪ we all own mansions in countries we can't even spell ♪

♪ but there's something we're learning our stomachs are turning ♪ ♪ if we just keep on earning we'll all end up burning ♪ ♪ if we don't help people with aids we're going to hell ♪ ♪ ooh baby it's blowin but our pockets keep growing ♪ ♪ if we don't help people with aids we're going to hell ♪ ♪ yeah if we don't help people with aids we're going to hell ♪ ♪

>> jimmy: amazing! i don't even know how to play the piano. michael: i'm thankful that

i'm alive and have a second chance. james: i'm thankful for the help and the opportunity that i received. darlene: i'm thankful to be able to help people in crisis. vanessa: i'm thankful that addiction is treatable, and that help is available. christie: new jersey is experiencing a heroin epidemic fueled by opioid painkillers. but if you or someone you love is struggling with addiction, i want you to know: we are here for you. this holiday season, choose help. call 844 reach nj or visit reachnj.gov. >> jimmy: that's our show. i want to thank bryan, ashton, kristen, bono, diddy, rita, dj

khaled, thanks to chris martin, sean penn, president barack obama and most of all, thanks to you people who brought red products. apologies to matt damon who only cares about himself. "nightline" is next. good night, everybody. this is "nightline." >> he said he wanted to kiss me. >> it's the practice of shuffling teachers accused of sexual misconduct to different schools sometimes with renal charges and the new alleged victims now coming forward. plus -- >> $17 million to release him. in the world. >> i don't hav any money. >> get it from your father-in-law. >> we're inside the last-second hollywood scramble to replace

leading man kevin spacey. accusations of sexual misconduct threatening to sideline director ridley scott's new film. >> i made the wrong choice, didn't i. >> and michelle