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road this broke out at 7:30, two homes are believed to be a total loss. another two were badly damage. fire fighters battled the blaze for hours before gaining an upper hand no word how it started. investigators are looking into whether today's gusty wind contributed to a house collapse in the torresdale section of the city. home under construction on state road near linden street came crashing down at 2:00 o'clock. home next door was also damaged no one living in that home was injured and as you can see here, the christmas spirit remains intact though. and what a sight this was in pemberton, new jersey where a tanker truck rammed into a home there it happened at 7:30 this morning, on route 38, near birmingham avenue. fortunately the house was vacant and no injuries were reported no word tonight why the driver who control. and in atlantic city a stolen pickup truck crashed into a storefront. vehicle then burst into flames , and then the people living in apartments upstairs had to be evacuated. this all happened the atlantic avenue early this christmas morning at 4:30.
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the 20 year-old driver facing dui, reckless driving and marijuana possession charges. but police say revenge was motive of a shooting this morning in darby boro. officials say multiple shooters fired at a home on the 200 block of north ninth street, people living there are related to 26 year-old ra shawn overton, overton is a person of interests in the shooting death of the man killed in the boro this past friday. updating now a little girl who was attacked by a racoon inside her own home. four month-old journey blake rodgers was released from st. christopher's hospital today. she needed 64 stitches in her face, after the frightening ordeal on thursday. it happened on 29100 brook of north 22nd street in north philadelphia, and mercifully her eyes are okay. her uncle tells "action news" that she will not need digsal surgery. thank goodness. devon train station caught fire today, fortunately no one was injured but damage as you can see is pretty extensive. authorities say the fire
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started at 12:30 this afternoon, and was, out a bit past one. septa says resulting delays were minimal because the line was already operating on a holiday schedule. wow. >> all right. of course this was the way so many mornings started to day across the region and around the world. action cam on the scene here where the smith children came downstairs, inside of their home in northeast philadelphia brendon, giana and vincent had lots of presents to opened, they share similar ideas about what christmas means to them. >> i wanted to open up presents. >> open presents and it is really fun. >> all right. smith children pointed out the true reason for holiday christian belief in the birth of the jesus christ. >> ♪ >> and that is reason that the faithful flocked to the cathedral basilica of saints peter and paul in center city to day to celebrate the birth of jesus.
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three masses were celebrated this morning and afternoon to accommodate the crowds. >> with that said pope frances opened up his annual christmas message with the prayer for peace in the middle east. it calls following an upswings in tensions between palestinians and israelis. the pope made special mention of the children who suffered in war zones, or forced to flee their home countries. it was a very merry christmas for more than a dozen children in philadelphia 's 14th police district. officers arrived at their homes with santa claus and presents in toe to surprise some very deserving little children. "action news" reporter wendy saltzman has story. >> merry christmas. ho, ho, ho. >> reporter: santa and his helpers rolled up with lights and sirens guiding their way for children on this very special, christmas day. >> toys for all of the boys and girls. >> they arrived here with food , clothe ago this would be given away, with joy in their hearts looking forward to hearing little ones scream.
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>> yah. >> i was so worried that my kid would be left out. i didn't have the best situation, and you guys showed up with everything. >> it was amazing. just smiles on their faces. delightful. you know, just being excited and being happy, it makes me happy. >> reporter: when sleigh arrived, at stop number two, little boy could not be blue. >> merry christmas. >> reporter: with a gift of the toy truck, football and sneak tours boot. >> we wanted to show a little support for you and your grandson, jahlil, it ain't much but it hope it warms your heart. >> reporter: presents are donations from the police, community and business as cross germantown including clothing and fresh food for a family to feed them for the entire week. >> it is that they see police in the different light. not coming to arrest somebody but to help the community and supply some of the need. >> reporter: gratitude is
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evident as family members cheer. >> i brought something for everybody. >> reporter: and smiles, tears , prayers for the upcoming year. >> i didn't realize this was going to be, i just thought santa would give a gift or two and say merry christmas. i was than the expecting all this. >> reporter: fourteenth district holiday tradition of serving families in need had fans more than a decade, this year serving 13 children age one through 16, in germantown i'm wendy saltzman for channel six "action news". meanwhile first responders in wilmington delaware were todt saint frances hospital. breakfast, lunch, dinner were served as part of the annual meals for shields event, hosted by the trauma survivors foundation. lieutenant governor bethenny long-hall was participating. this year they have donated 100 coats to the wilmington fire department's coat drive. of course to day was also about giving back and chosen 300 ministries of west philadelphia hundreds of people came together for pray er, and for christmas meal afterward, children who attended each received a toy.
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chosen 300 ministries served thousands of meals each and every year to the homeless of you will philadelphia. moving to consumer news, do you want to return one of your christmas presents if not more you? are not alone. americans returned nearly $90 billion worth of gifts over the holiday season who you about that. nearly four in 10 people will try to do it tomorrow or wednesday, so, you may want to postpone that trip to the mall if you are not a nan of big crowd. if you want aid white christmas all you have to do is drive, north of philadelphia, christmas morning was very snowy in places like erie, pennsylvania , boston, buffalo, not surprisingly. snow and ice made driving tricky though. even when the snowfall subsided windy conditions made for harsh conditions. kind of the weather that kept cloud and deicers of some airports very busy. no snow here but blustery winds led toia handful of scenes like this all across the area. wires down and power out. "action news" on the scene here mill creek road near
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crosby brown road in lower merion tonight where a tree took down utility lines. peco has been busy restoring electricity for thousands of customers this christmas, as a result. time for a check of the accu weather forecast with meteorologist chris sowers and temperatures will make a dive now. >> yes. >> some of that, that wind damage there that is first of several front in the process of pushing through. lets go right over to the wind chill here as we take a lot the christmas tree from our city, center city camera here. it is a cold blustery evening around the delaware and lehigh valleys with temperatures, for the most part that are in the teens and 20's, actually we might have to skip over this. thinks big story over next couple days, first front came through last night this will be the second arctic front that will battle throughtomorro. this is just a huge dome of cold air that is going to sit right over the area and some of the latest computer guidance suggest this could stick around for at lee 10 days maybe as long as two
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weeks and that is all she wrote. that ills pattern right there as we look at predict wind chills tomorrow morning we are looking at teens across the whole area they will continue to be this low right through midday and one, 2:00 in the afternoon, by 5:30 in the evening, same thing, teens, 20 's high temperatures tomorrow only climbing in the low to mid 30's. then we will get into tomorrow night and wednesday morning and then it gets even colder. by wednesday morning at 6:00 a.m., fine, feeling like in reading five. twelve in philadelphia. two below in poconos. fifteen in wildwood. overnight tonight, breezy, cold with a few cloud around. 17 degrees across the outlining suburbs. twenty-three for center city. for tomorrow partly sunny, cold. 34 degrees. maybe we will hit that for about an hour and then temperatures start falling again. wind out of the west 10 to 15 miles an hour putting those wind chills back down in the upper teens, lower 20's and the exclusive accu weather seven day forecast if you had are a big fan of the cold weather this will be your week , my friend this will be the coldest week we have seen
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in about four years here in the philadelphia area. so, 34 degrees, for today, later this afternoon, but for wednesday, mostly sunny, 28. thursday, some sun, it stays cold, 27, and then friday, increasing included with a high of 29, and saturday we're watching a coastal storm right now it looks like we could see a few inches, could be more depending on the track. high of 29. sunday 28 degrees. monday's high is only 25. early indications are tuesday and wednesday's high could be in the teens. >> we can officially start using the word bitter. >> yes, we we can. in the health check at 11:00 we may not want to sit down for this one. new study published in the journal circulation add to evidence that sitting for long period of time may be bad for your heart. research measured proteins called tropicalican that are damaged cardiac muscles. people who sat for 10 or more hours a day had above average levels of that protein. my wish was a clubhouse,
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robitussin cf max severe. back now to ducis and jamie more on an important but ugly win tonight right, guys. >> wow. >> they get first round bye, home field advantage through the playoffs. ugly because they went one of 14 on third down in this game. >> owe even if looked out of step and defense struggled and next week, we will see what happens. will they rest starters or not >> lets lot at highlights, late in the fourth quarter it looked like raiders with this game tied would drive to take to get a go ahead field goal but ronald darby gets that interception, not a pick six, he was ruled down but that set up eagles in great positiogo fo. >> and then, nickel why the
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who missed a 32-yard field goal earlier in the game nailed one from 48. maybe that was just too close. eagles win 19-10. they add a meaningless touchdown in the end. doug pederson says a win is a win is a win. >> we found a way to win, bottom line, found a way to win. you know, i would love to win 40-three or 34-28, but sometimes you will be in these games and we got to be hard on ourselves as coaches and players looking at this film, moving forward and get things fixed offensively. >> how about the sixers. philadelphia sports fans have holiday hoops as well, against knick jj reddick for three. he had 24. put sixers up by seven. joel embiid got in the action too, he finished with 25. >> that back healthy. >> ben simmons, ice is it with the steel and the slam, sixers end that five game losing streak with a 105-98 win over
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the knicks. so we have sixers win, eagles win, merry christmas. >> yes, doug pederson will talk at noon. we will find out what he plans to do in the season final a begins cowboys, walter, back over to you. >> we will take all of the wins we can get. >> all right. volunteers reached on it to the less fortunate with food, clothing and caring. members of the mount olive wrist tan church and workers from the shipyard gave hundreds of men works men and children a hot meal at kensington anal again i avenue they have contributed warm clothe to go protect them begins elements all in the name of christian compassion. small business owner in norristown spent christmas day speeding anyone in the community, who wanted a good meal. avery johnson, owner of the beardos shave company hosted second annual holiday dinner at carver community center right there on gentleman coke i street. volunteers provided a festive atmosphere in addition to the food there were pretzels and candy. for those not christians there is not much to do on christmas but doors of the national museum of american
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jewish history in old city were opened to everyone for a fun family day. youngsters enjoyed face painting, balloon making, music and dance while museum's contribute captured the attention of the older children and adults. and jimmy kimmel live is next here on channel six followed by night line. "action news" continues at 4:30 tomorrow morning with tamala edward, matt o'donnell, meteorologist david murphy and karen rodgers with traffic. for ducis rodgers, jamie apody , chris sowers, cecily tynan, jim gardner and the entire "action news" team, i'm walt your perez. have a great night and we hope you had a merry christmas. >> ♪
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>> jennifer: it's a big night for you, jennifer. it's going to be okay. you just have to relax. have fun. and don't say the f-word. you can't say the f-word, right? >> unfortunately not. >> jennifer: for the whole show? >> correct. >> jennifer: not even once? >> maybe once.
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>> jennifer: all right, [ bleep ] yeah, let's do this mother [ bleep ]er! >> we should probably just cut her mike. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! with special guest host jennifer lawrence! tonight -- kim kardashian west. the results of our youtube halloween challenge. and music from linkin' bridge. and now, here's jennifer lawrence! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jennifer: hello, everyone! welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." [ cheers and applause ] okay, okay. shut up! i am your guest host for the night, jennifer lawrence.
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i am the fourth and final guest host of the week. jimmy will be back on monday, so until then, it is up to me to save health care. [ laughter ] as i was getting ready for the show this afternoon i suddenly got very nervous about hosting. then i remembered the advice my mom gave me about overcoming stage fright. so -- i drank an entire box of chardonnay and i feel much bett. [ cheers and applause ] it was an honor to be asked to fill in for jimmy tonight. i was so excited to do this, i told the producers, i don't even want my money for this. and they said, no, jennifer, we insist on paying you. 29% less than the male guest hosts. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i know it might be weird to see me up here. i am an mtv best kiss award winner. [ laughter ] but i really am a regular person, i don't get caught up in all the celebrity bs, i don't care that i've never been named "people" magazine's most beautiful woman in the world, or that julia roberts has gotten it
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five times. i think there would be like some kind of limit. [ laughter ] but this is fun. guest hosting a talk show is kind like the hollywood equivalent of house sitting. you swing by, you check the mail, you feed the guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] >> jennifer: hi, guillermo. >> guillermo: hi. >> jennifer: who's been the best guest host this week? >> guillermo: of course you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jennifer: he's full of [ bleep ] but i'll let it slide because i know how sad you are about the dodgers. >> guillermo: i know. >> jennifer: did you guys watch the game last night? dodgers lost a heartbreaker to the astros. the people of l.a. haven't been this disappointed with a pitcher since gwyneth paltrow made quinoa lemonade. [ laughter ] the good news is that most dodger fans were able to put a positive spin on the whole thing. >> next year. next year.
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>> that was about the only comment dodger fans made as they came out of the stadium in stunned silence. >> i can't even talk. >> i'm kind of speechless right now. >> the next time there's a world series, i'm not going to be alive, okay? [ laughter ] >> jennifer: not with that attitude. [ laughter ] congratulations to the astros. they not only won the championship, but a once-in-a-lifetime chance to turn down the visit to the white house. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. my other obsession lord jesus god kim kardashian is here. [ cheers and applause ] i recently went over to kim's house! for dinner, which was the best night of my life. i drank five martinis and wound up naked in her closet. i'm dead serious, i'll ask her about it. i'm excited to be hosting a talk show on hollywood boulevard. i've always dreamed of working three doors down from a wetzel's pretzels. i have to admit i'm on edge after this ktla news report from
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right outside this very theater. >> it's the case of the $25,000 herpes sore. and it could happen to you. [ laughter ] >> jennifer: for the record, i've never had to pay for herpes. [ laughter ] if i did, it would kill me, because i'm cheap and a hypochondriac. despite the threat of high-priced herpes, i wanted to mingle with some of the locals while i was here in hollywood. so i came up with a simple game. i ran up to people on the street and asked them to name five movies i've been in. simple if you have low enough self-esteem. [ laughter ] the point was to put them on the spot and humiliate myself. and guess what? both happened. >> jennifer: can you please -- >> oh my god! >> jennifer: name five movies jennifer lawrence has been in. >> with you in front of me i can't think of any! >> jennifer: can you name five jennifer lawrence movies? >> oh, gosh. please --
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>> jennifer: lady, for the love of god -- >> i know, i know, i've seen -- i know your movies -- >> jennifer: did you see that movie? >> no. >> jennifer: no? didn't see it? >> no. >> jennifer: did you know who jennifer lawrence is? this is the worst day of my life. >> jennifer lawrence. nope. >> jennifer: hey. >> hey, what's up? >> jennifer: what's up? do you smoke weed? >> sometimes. >> jennifer: yeah? >> yeah. >> jennifer: when you smoke weed, do you ever watch jennifer lawrence movies? >> no. >> jennifer: cool. me neither. can you name five jennifer lawrence movies? >> five jennifer lawrence movies? >> jennifer: i know. who is that bitch? >> jennifer aniston could i tell you. >> jennifer: jennifer aniston is way better than jennifer lawrence, do you agree? >> yeah. >> jennifer: much better. >> i love her. >> jennifer: prettier, funnier. >> yes. >> jennifer: better movies. >> yes, yes, i love her. >> jennifer: yeah, overall. >> yeah, great. >> jennifer: i'm jennifer lawrence. >> oh. >> jennifer: can you name five jennifer lawrence movies? >> what?
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oh my gosh. the one with the woman who's -- one word -- kind of like happy -- >> jennifer: one word. >> "joy." >> jennifer: yes! >> "american hustle." >> jennifer: yes! >> i'm not sure -- hungry? >> "the hunger games." >> jennifer: i was in one of those. >> definitely the blue -- you were like the blue -- >> jennifer: yeah, yeah, "x-men." >> a space one? >> jennifer: yeah, there was a space one. >> the hot guy. >> jennifer: yeah the hot guy. it's the coldest season of the year -- >> christmas, wintertime. >> jennifer: i'll just go [ bleep ] myself, don't worry about it. can you guys name any jennifer lawrence movie at all? >> jennifer lawrence! >> jennifer: anybody know where jennifer lawrence's house is? >> oh!
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>> jennifer: can anyone name five movies i've been in? >> "hunger games." >> "american hustle." >> that's what i was going to say. >> "joy." >> jennifer: bye, guys. i see these vans drive by my neighborhood, so if you see somebody in a tesla giving you the finger, that's me. guillermo, can you name five movies i've been in? >> guillermo: five movies? >> jennifer: five been in, not just five movies. >> guillermo: "the hunger games." >> jennifer: that's a movie. >> guillermo: "joy." >> jennifer: wow, you're doing well. >> guillermo: "x-men." >> jennifer: oh my god. >> guillermo: "passengers." >> jennifer: oh my god. >> guillermo: "winter's bone." >> jennifer: great work. i'm so honored you're my biggest fan. >> guillermo: i love your movies and i love you too. >> jennifer: oh, shut the [ bleep ] up. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jennifer: i do love you, guillermo. we have to take a break. when we come back, parents tell their kids they ate all their halloween candy, so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ my wish was a clubhouse, but we call it "the wish house." people visit national parks from all over the world. food tastes better when you don't have to cook it. he was just supposed to be my dog. i don't know why. (vo) we're proud that, on behalf of our owners, the subaru share the love event will have donated over one hundred fifteen million dollars in just ten years. get 0% financing for 63 months on select models. plus we'll donate $250 to charity. let's get the one with the candy canes! you know, it doesn't matter how you wrap it. it's what's inside that counts. it's a phone for mom. your gift is already wrapped in verizon.
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>> jennifer: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i am your guest host jennifer lawrence. [ cheers and applause ] music from linkin bridge is on the way. as is kim kardashian west! [ cheers and applause ] okay, so we have something for you that is both a trick and a treat. every year jimmy invites parents to pretend they ate all their kid's halloween candy. once again those evil parents delivered in a huge and bigly way. so here it is, the seventh annual hey jimmy kimmel i told my kids i ate all their halloween candy #sad. >> remember how we went trick-or-treating last night? >> yeah. >> guess what? >> what? >> mommy and daddy got so hungry, we ate all of it. >> mommy ate it all up.
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>> no! spit it out! spit it out of your tummy! >> i ate all your candy. >> aah! >> there was m&ms, there was reese's -- >> stop it! >> there was this big bag that the fire truck guy gave -- >> no! >> last night, daddy ate all your halloween candy. you hear me? >> i don't like you eating all my candy. >> well, i'm sorry. >> you're selfish. you're selfish. >> i was so hungry. >> you just have to ate more lunch. >> we ate all your halloween candy. >> it's fine. that's okay. you can do that, whatever you want to. >> i'm really sorry.
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>> can i get you some more? >> aahhh! >> i'm sorry, i ate your candy, all gone. >> yep, and that's why i don't love you anymore. >> last night i ate all your halloween candy. >> i want more candy in that bucket right now! >> sorry, pal. >> not gone. >> it's all gone. ooh! >> i ate all your candy last night. >> that's all right. i forgive you. >> really? aww! >> wait a minute! wait a minute! >> what? >> i think you're trying to
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trick me. >> we're not. >> jimmy kiml told me to do this to you. >> why? >> i don't know why he wanted me to prank you. >> well, i -- i -- i'll beat him up. >> you're going to beat jimmy kimmel up? >> yeah! >> i ate it all. i'm sorry. >> [ bleep ]! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jennifer: sorry, kids. we'll be right back with kim kardashian west! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ resolution #1: binge more. join the un-carrier, and get four unlimited lines for only forty bucks each. plus, netflix for the whole family. on us.
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>> jennifer: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i am your guest host and new best friend, jennifer lawrence. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show for you tonight. i hand selected our musical guest this evening. they're an a capella group from my home state of kentucky. linkin bridge from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] okay, let's do this. i have been obsessed with our first guest and her family for over a decade -- in a very healthy way. [ laughter ] she is the queen of reality tv, social media, and now,
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cosmetics, too, with her company kkw beauty. please welcome kim kardashian west. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jennifer: so, are you ted? >> i'm excited. >> buckle down and get comfortable. my first question, do you think it's a coincidence that reggie bush's wife looks just like you? i don't. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> this is going to be fun. >> jennifer: so i've been obsessed with you -- probably not for you. i've been obsessed with you for a really long time. can you remember the first time we met? >> i do, actually. we were at -- >> jennifer: oh my god. >> we were at a hotel in new york. and i don't know where we were coming from, but it was late. we were going up to see this axl gevort suite at the greenwich.
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i'm getting in the elevator with kanye, the door's about to close, i hear jennifer screaming "i love your show." across the lobby. >> jennifer: that was the same hotel where i was taking off my bra under my shirt and kanye tapped me on the shoulder. i was like, what? oh my god! so recently i went over to your mom's house for dinner. >> yes. >> it was everything i ever could have dreamed of. >> was it? >> jennifer: yeah. [ laughter ] >> because i have to say, so jennifer came over for dinner like two weeks ago. >> jennifer: yeah. >> i've never seen my mom more drunk in our lives. >> jennifer: i was way more drunk than your mom. you take it easy on your mother. >> not possible. it was -- it was so funny. i've never seen this! >> jennifer: no. don't even remember. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> at that point it was like two -- they had like a few too many drinks for my taste. >> jennifer: yeah. well, you were drinking tea. [ laughter ] so i understand. and i remember getting naked in your mom's closet and ordering you to dress me. >> yes. >> jennifer: you dressed me fabuloly. i looked amazing as you could see in that video. is my memory correct, did you call kanye to come up in the closet? did you want him to style me? >> you said, i'm not joking, "i really want kanye to style me." so i said okay, and i come back in and you're fully buck naked. i get on the intercom and tell him to not come upstairs. and we put on one of my mom's dresses and you wore it throughout the whole dinner. >> jennifer: oh, i have it. i went home in it. [ laughter ] do you and kanye like fart in front of each other or talk about farts? [ laughter ] do you fart in front of him? >> i don't fart, what are you talking about? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jennifer: there's no real good way to segue into that. i was just thinking, because i asked you to get me gas-x, i remember kanye looking down the table like, oh my god, she farts! i had one of those stabbing gas pains in the back of my ribs. >> you did. >> jennifer: because i was so excited. [ laughter ] >> i feel like i know you so well now. >> jennifer: yeah, inside and out. [ laughter ] yeah. so one thing that a lot of people might not know if they haven't watched every single episode from the time the show started is that you run instagram and social media, but you're also a bona fidhacker. >> totally. i'm retired. i'm fully retired. >> jennifer:e days. >> yeah, i used to be like the go-to spy that everyone would call and try to get info on their boyfriends or husbands or whatever. >> jennifer: how did you get it? what did you do? >> i just probably was in a really insecure, untrusting relationship, and i had to
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use -- >> jennifer: oh, that far back. >> it's far back. it's not like that anymore. i don't hack anymore. >> jennifer: kanye doesn't have a password on his phone. >> yeah, no, he doesn't. but -- actually, we shouldn't say that. he does, people. [ laughter ] >> jennifer: oh, yeah, yeah. >> he doesn't have pictures in his phone, so you're good, you can take his phone. there is this service that i figured out that you can call someone's number and make it look like it's anyone else's number calling them. so what i figured out is how to get into the voice mail system is if you call the number, but make it look like it's your own number calling. it tricks the system and gets right into the voice mail system. we're screwed now that there's texting. because no one leaves voice mails anymore. >> jennifer: right, yeah. >> but i got all the dirt back in the day. >> jennifer: total creeps are screwed. >> i got major dirt back in the day. >> jennifer: wow. do you think you could like hack
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like a president's twitter and maybe like stop a war? like you could save the world. [ laughter ] >> in theory. kind of like that game we were playing at the house, remember? >> jennifer: i don't remember. [ laughter ] >> you were like, okay, if you could save the world, who would you rather sleep with? donald trump or kim jong-un? >> jennifer: oh, who did you say? >> i think we were just laughing so hard we didn't choose. >> jennifer: oh, that's -- i would have made you choose. i get very aggressive when i'm drunk. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jennifer: i probably put you in some sort of hold where you were going to pass out. [ laughter ] >> yeah, no, i don't know if we chose. >> jennifer: another random question. does khloe -- is khloe like in on you being subtly rude to her? or are you just subtly rude? >> what do you mean? [ laughter ] like about her style? >> jennifer: yeah. [ applause ] >> i love khloe -- >> jennifer: no, of course you do.
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>> we go through periods and her and i are really vibing right now. yeah, i'm just -- maybe i was rude about her style. >> jennifer: okay. >> but i love her style, really. >> jennifer: i don't have a sister so i don't know how it works. >> it's a free-for-all. you can say anything. >> jennifer: to be honest, if you had styled my suitcase i would have probably been like, sick. if i'd already packed it, i would have been annoyed. >> she unpacked it. >> jennifer: you put all the work in. the polaroid was a really nice touch. i wanted to for this show, i couldn't stop having ideas. i wanted you to come and like organize my closet and stuff. >> i will, i'll come over and organize, polaroids and all. >> jennifer: please do. okay, wait -- wait, what do i -- okay. i made you something but i don't know if we have enough time what should i do? >> just wrap up the conversation and go to break -- >> jen come back -- no, wrap up the conversation. okay, kim. [ laughter ] ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! very funny stuff. when we come back, i have many deeply personal questions i need to ask kim.
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hthey know aboutn famifamily tradition.73. my favorite family tradition? exchanging gifts. it allows me to showcase my tremendous range as an actor. what could this be? you shouldn't have! i love it! i actually brought these myself.
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♪ there's more behind the star. >> jennifer: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm jennifer lawrence here with kim kardashian west! [ cheers and applause ] so kim is here to talk about her cosmetic line, kkw. this is one of her products which i think i have. [ laughter ] oh, never mind, no, i don't have that. this is for -- blush? >> it's for contour. blending contour. >> jennifer: contour blending. >> yes, not what you think it is. >> jennifer: not at all what i thought it was for.
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>> you know, i guess when i was doing that, i never thought all my things are like flesh color. so i get it. but that's not really the color of -- >> it wasn't necessarily the flesh color that made me think it was a dildo. [ laughter ] >> i visually see darker colors. >> jennifer: ah. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's what comes to mind, except after the fact when i was posting it on social media i was like, [ bleep ], this looks like a dildo. >> jennifer: yeah, i didn't notice because it was so white. so to move on from dildos. which i don't want to do. [ laughter ] you have -- you're hosting your famous family christmas card this year. >> it is making a return. >> jennifer: i notice i've never been in one. >> you are welcome. >> jennifer: okay, good. i took the liberty of putting myself in one already. >> oh! >> jennifer: this i drew myself. [ cheers and applause ]
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if you like that, you're going to love the fan art that i made you. this is us. >> oh my god! [ cheers and applause ] >> jennifer: this is you, this is me. my eyes are closed in complete bliss. >> i love it. >> jennifer: so you can keep this. >> yay! i'm going to frame this. >> jennifer: yeah, you should. on your fridge? okay, can i get to my deeply personal question card? >> yes. >> jennifer: okay, great. well, actually -- this is a total side note. what do you think about selena getting back together with justin? >> i think it's so cute. >> jennifer: okay. all right. [ laughter ] >> what do you think? >> jennifer: i don't know what to think. who of all of your sisters lost their virginity first? [ laughter ] >> probably me. >> jennifer: really, i thought you were going to say kourtney. >> no it wasn't kourtney. >> jennifer: have you ever been cheated on? >> yes. >> jennifer: how did you find out? >> my hacking skills. >> jennifer: nice!
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>> yeah. i got into the voice mail thing. and it was on my birthday. i was at dinner with all of my best friends. put it on speaker board wondering like where my boyfriend was. his voice mail, he was flying in town to meet another girl on my birthday, lied to me that he was in a different city. >> jennifer: oh my god, that's like a taylor swift song! [ laughter ] oh my god, that's awful, i'm sorry that happened. did you marry him? [ laughter ] how many ex-boyfriends are still on your phone? >> only one. >> jennifer: okay. >> yeah. and, you know, super friendly, he lives right across the street from kourtney. we never, you know, really talk. but the nicest family. i went to his wedding. and -- yeah. >> jennifer: great. okay, on the count of three, i want us both to name your craziest ex-boyfriend. >> my craziest? >> jennifer: your craziest ex-boyfriend. >> okay. >> jennifer: one, two -- three -- kris humphries!
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[ laughter ] >> all of them. >> jennifer: you got me. what is the most incorrect rumor you've ever heard of yourself? >> i don't know, i start to like believe in them all, there's so many. >> jennifer: i know. >> i just don't even know. >> jennifer: i know, it's so overwhelming. whenever i get asked that question my eyes go crossed. it's everything. after a while, like there was footage that i had blamed donald trump for all the hurricanes in the world. like after i saw the ninth headline i was like, did i? [ laughter ] but i didn't. if you were stranded on a desert island with one member of your family, who would you kill last? [ laughter ] >> like i could only have one surviving? >> jennifer: yeah, like you've already killed the annoying ones and now there's like -- basically the favorite one. >> okay. i mean -- my kids? >> jennifer: oh, well.
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children -- now i feel guilty. [ laughter ] i feel bad. >> you mean siblings? >> just siblings. but if you were going to kill a kid what kid would it be? [ laughter ] no, which of your siblings would you kill last? >> it might be khloe, because i feel like she'd like kill me. [ laughter ] >> jennifer: yeah. khloe would actually be the one you'd have to kill first. >> yeah. >> jennifer: strictly survival-wise. okay, what is the weirdest thing kanye does? >> he falls asleep anywhere. it's like we'll be at a meeting, or like he'll introduce me to people i've never met before, we'll be at a restaurant, and he'll be snoring at the table. >> jennifer: i wish i had that. do you guys have like normal couple things where you argue over who to hire to take the garbage out every day? [ laughter ] >> we are super normal. we watch "family feud" every night before we fall asleep. >> jennifer: oh my god.
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that's like overly normal. [ laughter ] i watch you guys to fall asleep. [ laughter ] how many of kanye's albums can you name? >> all of them. >> jennifer: oh, you can? >> yeah. >> jennifer: that's sweet. you're a good partner. >> yeah. >> jennifer: have you talked to o.j. since he's gotten out of prison? >> i haven't. >> jennifer: dammit. [ laughter ] >> i haven't talked to him in years. i think i saw him at a club in miami like a decade -- maybe right like eight, nine years ago. >> jennifer: did you talk to him? >> yeah. >> jennifer: did you ask him if he did it? [ laughter ] did you just get that over with? >> i never -- i just never really like go there. i have like so much respect for his children. >> jennifer: oh, yeah. >> i feel like -- my mom and caitlyn both say a lot about it, and they're really vocal. and i just feel like, you know, his kids. it must be like really hard. i just try to like stay away from it. >> jennifer: this is the second
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time i've tried to attack children tonight. [ laughter ] has kanye ever written songs about you that we don't know about? >> yeah. >> jennifer: can you tell me what they are? [ laughter ] >> well, there was one that he hasn't released. but he sang it at the met. called "awesome." >> jennifer: aww. >> and he writes -- like before we got together, he had played it for me when he was recording "watch the throne." and then when i was pregnant, and that was my first met ball, he performed it, like to me at the met. >> jennifer: oh my god. wow, that kind of stuff -- never happens to me. [ laughter ] that must be really, really nice. [ laughter ] i just want to keep like -- so what does he wear to bed? [ laughter ] what do both of you wear to sleep? i have kim kardashian on a couch answering questions. [ cheers and applause ] like do you ever sleep in socks?
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>> i sleep in socks every night. >> jennifer: oh my god. >> like i put my socks up, i'm freezing. >> jennifer: yeah, it's really cold in this studio, i'm going to talk to jimmy about it. >> it is. >> jennifer: i have a weird reaction where i sweat when i get cold. so i'm afraid if anybody at home is wondering why i'm sitting this way, it's not for my breasts. it's for my armpit sweat. [ laughter ] trying to squeeze it away. >> i get cold too. >> jennifer: yeah, it's not supposed to happen like that. my leg hair grows faster when it's warm. [ laughter ] okay, how did you pick your surrogate, and why didn't you ask me? [ laughter ] >> you -- >> jennifer: was i even in the conversation? [ laughter ] >> i'll know if i do it again. >> jennifer: oh my god. i just can't wait for your kids to just be like teenagers. it's like the royal family. i'm just like, oh, what are they going to do? [ laughter ]

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