>> dicky: from hollywood it's “jimmy kimmel live!” tonight -- kobe bryant. khloe kardashian. and music from prophets of rage. and now, and furthermore, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice, thank you. very kind. hi, everyone. sit, sit, it's embarrassing. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming and standing. very nice, i appreciate -- you're just happy you're not on

the east coast, is that what it is? [ laughter ] it's freezing in a lot of the country. it is colder than melania's side of the bed on the east coast right now. [ laughter ] there is a winter storm the likes of which have not been seen since the last episode of "game of thrones" happening right now. thousands of flights were canceled today. thousands of homes are without power. all because of a phenomenon called bombogenesis, which happens to be my favorite phil collins cover landband. [ laughter ] "must be some misunderstanding," they really kill it. i don't know how we've gone all this time without hearing bombogenesis, i think meteorologists are making words up to see if we notice. parts of new england are said for colder than materials the planet. boston is expected to get 18 inches of snow. the schools there were closed today. but football practice wasn't. this is what the new england patriots for real, had to endure this afternoon. that's new england patriots practice today.

>> no days off! no days off! no days off! >> jimmy: no days off? how about one day off? i mean, come on. [ laughter ] they're not even playing sunday they have a bye week. if they went people would be like that's why they won. really it's like that's why damarius got pneumonia no days off. the worst job to have this time of year is local news reporter. because unless you're in the studio they stick you in a blizzard to show everybody how cold it is. in new york tracy strahan was none too happy about it. >> a lot of places decided to close up. county courts closed today. a lot of the usual convenience stores and restaurants where people would be right now for their morning commute, they are shut down as well. not a soul to be seen. we do see somebody in front of our favorite coffee store that i won't name. are you going to open today or what? we've been waiting since 5:00 in the morning!

you don't? well, get somebody that does. he doesn't work there but he says he's going to be on it for us. >> jimmy: all right, all right, get tracy a cup of coffee and a sandwich. [ cheers and applause ] one of the things that happens in that kind of weather is people go outside with a cup of water and throw the water in the air and watch it freeze. like this. >> oh ho ho, wow! >> jimmy: that one's in slow motion. it's fun and it's kind of beautiful, really. but we don't get to do that here ever because it isn't freezing. it was 72 degrees here in l.a. today. and i was starting to feel kind of cheated. so this afternoon i sent my cousin sal out to the front of our building to throw some cups of water. wouldn't you know it while he was throwing the water, members of our staff happened, just happened to be walking out the door.

>> sal: come on, freeze! come on freeze, water! it's not freezing i know it's upsetting to me and, freeze! >> [ bleep ]. >> sal: i'm sorry. >> what the [ bleep ]? sorry, i didn't mean to cuss. >> sal: it's not freezing. this water sucks. and, freeze! oh, it's not freezing. oh sorry, garrick. sorry, stop, this is your bank! that's not how it's supposed to play. >> jimmy: well done sal, and sarah too. [ cheers and applause ] we have a top-notch show. the great lake of kobe bryant is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and boos ]

>> jimmy: like most of the lakers kobe isn't playing this season. [ laughter ] but both his jersey numbers retired. 8 and 24. which is also the lakers' record right now. [ laughter ] also tonight, khloe kardashian is here. [ cheers and applause ] she is the third installment in the kardashian trilogy. music from prophets of rage. cannot match that of donald trump right now. thanks to -- i don't know if you know about this new book. it's called "fire and fury." it is highlighted by serious accusations made by his former senior adviser steve bannon. in the book bannon says trump's son don jr. was treasonous and unpatriotic, he implies trump's son-in-law jared is a money launderer, and says his daughter ivanka is dumb as a brick. which of course displeased the president. so yesterday he fired back and then his lawyers sent bannon a cease and desist letter. bannon tried to do some damage control on his radio show. he called the president a great man. here's how that went over this morning. >> thank you all very much. thank you.

[ shouted questions from reportersreport reporters ] >> thank you very much. i don't know he called me a great man last night, he obviously changed his tune pretty quick. thank you all very much. thank you. i don't talk to him. i don't talk to him. that's just a misnomer. thank you. >> jimmy: look at that face. he is like an orangutan sucking on a lemon. [ laughter ] but this is quite a battle bannon versus trump. it's bringing back some of the ghosts of trump's mispast. none other than anthony scaramucci has been making the rounds to try unsuccessfully to kind of draw a happy face on this whole thing. >> there are many different factions inside the republican party. some of us have different philosophical views, different personal views towards each other.but let's subordinate all that nonsen the ck it off. >> anthony, you said six months ago that you think steve bannon tries to suck his own penis. now you're saying he should get on board get on the team? >> so let's talk about that.

because you want to bring that up. it's nbc, my favorite network -- >> jimmy: well don't take it personally, she asks every guest that question. [ laughter ] he's the gift that keeps mooching. trump's lawyers also sent a cease and desist to the author and publisher of the book. the letter that accuses michael wolff of defamation by libel, defamation by libel per se false light invasion of privacy, tore toretious interference breach of contract, which are legal terms for wah, wah, stop saying mean things about me.trump was angry a-level stars didn't come to his inauguration. he repeats the same stories over and over sometime in the span of ten minutes. he had three tv screens installed in his bedroom so he could sit there and eat cheeseburgers in bed and watch tv. it says jarred and ivanka made a deal she would run for president after his father. almost everyone trump hired

called him stupid. rex tillerson called him a moron moron. h.r. mcmaster called him a hopeless idiot. this was posted by katy tour from nbc. this is from the book. trump liked to say one of the things that made life living was getting your friends' wives into pursuing a friend's wife he'd try to persuade the wife her husband was not what he thought ask the secretary to ask the friend in his once the friend would arrive he would engage in what was for him more or less constant sexual do you like having sex with your wife? how often? you must have a better f than your wife, tell me about it i have girls coming in from l.a. at 3:00. all the while trump would have his friend's wife on the speakerphone listening in to this, like "fifty shades of orange" or something. these are his friends. no wonder his only friends "fox and friends." who does that to their friends? the white house is saying none of this is true it's a

fabrication by a tabloid writer. here's the thing, they let this writer michael wolff, into the white house, he was there all the time. he claims he conducted over 200 interviews. one of the last things he wrote, rupert murdoch ripped to shreds. why did these idiots let him in the white house in the first place? that alone indicates poor decision-making. the publisher is movin the publication date up to tomorrow because of the cease and detest. if you don't want people to read a book about you, why would you take legal action to try to stop people from reading the book about you? i wasn't going to buy the book i was just going to read the excerpts in magazines and move on. but now that trump's lawyers are going all-out to try to stop it from being published, buying 20 copies. [ laughter ] i can't buy enough of the books.lause ] i'll buy for my parents, my in-laws, my cousins. i'm going to walk up block stuffing books into my neighbors' mail br w threatenin legal action is literally the dumbest move you can make if you want to keep on it the downlow. the book went from 48,000 on amazon straight to number one.

[ laughter ] which is crazy. unless, stay with me on unlesstrump really is the great businessman he says hes and he's getting a cut of the book. maybe he's the ghost. maybe he helped write "fire and fury." or more likely he's just dumb and everyone around him is dumb. [ laughter ] this book claims trump is losing lawmakers brought a psychiatrist in to discuss his mental capacity. they say he can't even recognize old friends. i have to say i have noticed that trump does sometimes have troubl fri where's harry? harry! where's richard? where's kip? where's brock? there's nick? where's ben? where's chris? where's jack? where's mike? where's ray? where's pat? where's dan? where's mickey? where's chris? where's matt? where's lou? where's susie? where's jessica? where's steve? where's aaron? where's john? where's billy? vice president

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here's another coincidence i findg. cookie season. every year three days after we resolve to lose weight girl scout cookie season comes. stay with me on this.orney general jeff sessions today has rescinded something called the cole memo policy from the obama administration that discouraged pro charges against the sale of marijuana in states where the stale of marijuana is legal. the states make it legal, the fbi leaves them jeff sessions is getting that now. so the feds will be prosecuting in states where marijuana is ne can figure out he's on this is like locking someone up for baseball games without the consent of major league baseball. it's very but something about it seemed fishy and i want to conne dots for you to tell you what's really going on here. okay?r here. all right. now up on the wall. fact. jeff sessions the attorney general, wants to jail marijuana users. what do people get when theyjuana? the munchies. what isyou have the cookies. now, who makes the best cookies?the

girl scouts. and when does girl sco january. which based on my research is the same month we're in right now. so jeff sessions wants to stop people from in january. which would result in fewer people eating thi mints, tag-a-longs, do-si-dos which hurts profits and who from hurting the girl scouts?omld jes like s ketler. to scout a dirty little keebler elf! nd jeng, ifhou're that and we will smoke you out of that tree if we hao.eers and applause ] good show tonic from kardashian is here. and we'll be right back with rs and applause ] ♪ hi, i'm paulnt. thgus who sw? they lu originals thousands of hit shows, movies i get hulu included in my unlimited plan and streaming in hd. i can watch at home, at work even when i'm just takink.

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she's here and she's pregnant, so i'll be asking questions for two. then, this is their self-titled album, prophets of rage from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. tomorrow night we have a new show with armie hammer, jason clarke and music from they. join us then. last month at staples center our first guest was honored by his team with not one but two retired numbers. he is a playmaker turned filmmaker with a newnimated short called "dear basketball." from your los angeles lakers, please welcome five-time nba champion, #8 and #24, kobe bryant.nd applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> all right. >> jimmy: wow. >> well. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: well i have to say, i don't know what's going on but you've yourself go, i mean you're a mess. look at you. how are you doing? how's retirement going? >> it's good i'm enjoying it. >> jimmy: you don't get bored or anything like that? >> no i don't get bored at all. it's fun now to be able to control your own schedule in a sense. >> jimmy: yeah right. >> be home for christmas. >> jimmy: you don't miss showering with the other guys? [ laughter ] >> yeah no. not so much. would you? >> jimmy: i don't know, never really had that experience. [ laughter ] guillermo, show. >> guillermo: sure yeah whatever you saare you still -- i your helicopter from home to the stap>> i still fly it yeah yeah. >> jimmy: are you flying it by yourself now? >> d >> no i don't trust myself behind the wheel of a car let alone a helicopter. that's hollywood as i get. i don't come to l.a. if i don't have the mamba chopper. 405 and me don't get along. >> jimmy: that's interesting. do you take the kids to school in the helicopter? >> yeah, no. [ laughter ] no yeah i drop them at school

evmorning,my: did you enjoy your retirement ceremony or was it weird for you?>> it was you know a b cnce to stheee players played with beame out. >> guys came out. >> jimmy: said some very nice things also. >> it was pretty cool man. having my kids there, having my wife thyanca who was asleep whenthere, pushing her in the stroller. for her to be in that environment, not that she'll ever remember any of it. but the fact that she got a chance to kind of participate in that is pretty sweet. >> jimmy: it would be a little bit strange if you looked back on that stuff and she wasn't in it, as a teenager. how about your older da are they impressed -- were they impressed by all the love and admiration that rained down on you i think so. they'll never let me know it. >> jimmy: they don't ac knowledge acknowledge it yeah. >> thinking about what i'm going to say. >> jimmy: right. >> i figured at this moment in time is when i have their undivided attention, speaking of my two daughters, 14 and 11. if i'm at home and talking to them they're not going to listen to a word i have to say. now in front of thousands of people they have to pay attention. >> jimmy: sure. >> so therefore i'm going to talk to them about hard work.

and they can't just roll their eyes at me right? so i havevidention. so i ssomething. but they could care less. levine kendrick lamar, they're like this night is awesome. >> jimmy: do they love that when celebrityies they admire come up to you and speak to you? >> god, yeah. >> jimmy: who's the one, the one that was most impressive to them? >> taylor swift. >> jimmy: oh yeah right. >> vin diesel.immy: really kids like vin diesel? >> "the fast and the furious." >> jimmy: really wow. >> so that was pretty awesome. >> jimmy: yeah that's pretty points for a good two months off of that. be beyonce is the best one. >> jimmy: beyonce? >> hands down. >> jimmy: did she say anything to the kids? >> yeah well -- like i'm always trying to teach lessons kids. again, they never listen to me. >> jimmy: yeah right. >> we went to go see beyonce in concert, went backstage, said hello to her in stuff. i said amazing, still killing it. she said yeah i learned from you. i looked at the kids like, dude. mamba mentality, dude come on.

>> jimmy: if that doesn't make an impression w to? >> like now you have to listen to me. >> jimmy: your idol growing up was magic johnson, a guy you admired greatly. [ cheers and applause ] then you get to know magic as an owner of the team. magic said, and shaquille o'neal with whom you've had an up and down relationship said that you are the greatest laker of all-time. do you agree with that? and what does that mean to you? >> well i'll never disagree wi [ laughter ] no i'm kidding. kidding. i grew up watching m i've had, you know -- i've learned so much i can't sit her and be like i'm the greatest laker ever. to me he is. >> jimmy: you're the greatest laker. >> to keep it real with you, i've stolen so much from him that my game wouldn't be complete without him. >> jimmy: i s t your numbers, 8 and24 which i wonder i know inbasketball no single team has ever retired two numbers. but i wonder if it's happeneddo you have any idea? >> i have >> jimmy: i don't think it has. i looked it up and tried to figure it out.

it also adds up to magic's number, 32, is that a coincidence? >> wow. >> jimmy: well it is based on your is the first're. hearing just observation. >> jimmy: right, see, one of the great things about me is i can add. [ laughter ] knew? >> jimmy: i didn't know. >> congratulations. >> jimmy: it just popped in my head. do you have friends? do you have like guys out with? >> do i have friends? no i have noends at >> jimmy: is that true? >> no zero. people. >> jimmy: is michael jordan a friend of yours? ood big br he isokay. how regularly will you speak to mich every once in a while. >> jimmy: every once in a while. will smith was here a few weeks ago. he was talking about michael, how he constantly wants to compete when it comes to everything. >> all the time. >> jimmy: litering.h immy: he does. >> he tries, yeah. [ laughter ] >> j: what things does he try to com know. the last time we had talking my year in our peak year, ass. i said mike come on now, please. enjoy the salad. [ laughter ]

we both that's not going to happen. >> jimmy: when you and michael went to dinner who picked up the check at the end? >> he does, big brother. big brother always picks it up. >> jimmy: is that how it works? >> that's how it works. >> jimmy: company you talk to any of the young guys on the league? do you follow them? >> i follow them rob is a close family friend he and i talk allth guys. >> jimmy: do you ever pick up the phone and call any of those kuzma i'll speak to every now and then. they've got a bright future. you've got to be patient. is break the team up then four five years from now loo and see how great they are someplace else. >> jimmy: lakers fans tend to be impatient because we're used to having great players like you, shalk, magic kareem all these guys one after the other, den we can't understand it when low. >> we didn't come out winning championships. we wer we were getting swept by the jazz swept by the spurs we stunk. >> jimmy: do you tell that to players when you go into the >> i do i tell pr've got to go through it. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break, come back. yo beautiful animated

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it to have that texture, that hand-drawn quality. >> jimmy: there's no substitute for that. it really does look hand-drawn. you can see that iis. >> he's an absolute genius. >> jimmy: and the soundtrackas done by john williams. >> h. >> jimmy: who is -- john is t most, really famouemovies and how did you get john williams? >> i've known john since 2008. >> jimmy: you have. >> i have. we've relationshi while. called him about the project. he was just talking about doing "star wars." >> jimmy: he carved a litfld take like two man, no problem. >> jimmy: you wrote this movie, it's about your love of -- is it about your love of the sport of sketball >> yeah.ittle bit of both. >> jimmy: a little bit ofs hand in hand with other. so -- i used to sleep with basketballo lay down inbed. like aou first get a ball. it smells brand-new. >> jimmy: yeah. it's that i used to lay in bed kind of like. >> jimmy: sl i can understand that that makes sense, appreciate you, thank you. to really -- you feel it. i with myextent? >> not actually playing,though. >> jimmy: do you coach your

daughter your daughter's teams. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what kind of coach are you when coaching kids? >> i'm yelling at them all the time. [ laughter ] no i'm lot afterphil. i'm not -- i'm not bringing the sage to the game.immy: have any exteammates seen you coach your >> a good laugh. >> probably. i sent phil a couple of videos of the kids running the trioffense. >>ing the triangle offense? >> they run the triangle offense. i sent it to phil and phil was like oh my god, they're! yeah i had a >> of pressure on the kids to win? >> no. >> jimmy: what is your feeling on participation trophies? >> i hate them. [ laughter ] it's the most i've tn t that ioached last year played in a tournament.up. came inifthplace. and so you know it's okay we did all right, we'll do better next time sort of thing. we're getting ready to leave, the tournament supervisor says stay you guys get trophies. trophies for fifth place? what the hell is this? so he hands us the trophies. and the are all standing there with theophies completely pissed.. i asked one of the kids w arith that trophy? i'm going to break it! everybody, bring it

in parents too, bring it said listen none of us want tr break it. take it home. put it rig there on mantel in your room. at that trophy and remind yourself what you'll never win again and use it that way. >> jimmy: remind yourself what you are. [ laughter ] >> that is exactly right. do i suck today? i will not suck tomorrow. >> jimmy: kobe bryant, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] “dear basketball” is available now on verizon go ninety. we'll be right back with khloé kardashian. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you doing your taxes? oh... yeah. trying to sneak them in between set ups. why are you using turbotax? hm? well h&r block more zero lets you file online for free even if you itemize deductions. turbotax doesn't do that. oh man... at this point, it kind of just seems like you hate money. yikes! that was not me. i think somebody touched something. unlike turbotax, h&r block more zero lets you file online for free, even if you itemize deductions. a more free way to file. get your taxes won.

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she is the host and co-motiv of “revenge body” which returns to e! sunday night.come [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: howou look great. how are you eel : congratulations on the baby. >> thank you. >> jimmy: who do call first when you find out you're pregnant, ryan seacrest? [ laughter ] >> he's my second call. first it was tristan. he k pregnant. and i was like be quiet, i'm not pregnant. he kept -- i was nauseous, not fe then he had to leave the country and i t a pregnancy and i was like oh. i was like screaming. it's so weird. so surreal. >> jimmy: how do you get a pregnancy test go o amazon? i were following you re. if you were in a drugstore getting a pregnancy test we'd know something was going on. >> i trusty assistant do

it. alexa, my assistant, tristan and i, we were the onl ew, for a few weeks until i was able to tell my family. >> jimmy: you didn't tell your sisters? >> he was out of the country and we wanted to tell everyone together. it's all caught on "keeping up" which i'm excited about. they get to see the stuff i was going through without them knowing. >> jimmy: there were cameras present in your personal life to capture this? >> isn't that crazy. >> jimmy: i know you did it for the show. but it is kind of great to have that. because you do want to -- most people will set up their phone and tape it. but you have a full crew. the crew knew you were pregnant before your sister knew. >> yes. but i've known the crew since 2007. we've had pretty much the same crew. they've been involved in so much of the best and the worst. >> jimmy: and they keep quiet? >> they keep quiet. >> jimmy: your family now -- are you getting all kinds of advice from sisters and mom and all that stuff? >> yeah and a lot of it is unwanted. >> jimmy: right, sure. who gives the worst and most

annoying advice? >> i don't know if it's the worst. but kourtney gives a lot of advice. and i think it's so sweet. but i don't want to do some of that stuff. and it's like either you have to be like -- you can never have a plastic toy, ever! i'm like if someone buys blooip ss [ bleep ] blocks i'm allowed to have blocks. let me experience things. it's either her way or no way. i'm trying to -- it's not what you say, it's how you say it. we've been fighting a lot lately. we never fight. >> jimmy: why is she against plastic in general? she doesn't want the kid touching plastic? >> touching, anything. she got pissed because i wanted to put the tv in the nursery. i haven't decorated the nursery, i only thing i wanted was a tv i'm the worst person to want a tv. >> jimmy: you guys are on tv you have to have a tv. >> when you're breastfeeding and whatever i don't know. >> jimmy: you must have a televisionhen you're breast-feeding. she doesn't have a television. >> she's crhe do sit there and stare at the wall?

>> she thinks she's better than i because she doesn't watch as much tv. but i like tv shows. >> jimmy: to watch television yeah. you're going to need to keep busy. do you know where you'll have the baby? >> in cleveland. >> jimmy: in cleveland? >> yeah. >> jimmy: because tristan is there. have you guys figured out? he plays for the cavaliers. have you figured out, if he's got a game that night, will he miss the game? >> i don't know when i'm having the baby. it just kind of happens from what i hear. >> jimmy: have you said you better be in that room when the baby comes, no matter what's going on? >> i haven't -- >> jimmy: is it up in the air? >> i haven't said that i kind ofknown. you have to say that? >> jimmy: yeah a lot of athletes will not be there -- >> hell no. no, he has to be there. i already know my mom and everyone which is great. i've been in the delivery room for all of their babies. >> jimmy: you have all of them? >> all of them i witnessed kylie being born from my mom. so i was there. >> jimmy: how old were you at that time? >> i want to say 14 or 15. >> jimmy: wow, was that horrifying? >> horrifying. >> jimmy: for a teenager? >> as a teenager i don't know

placenta coming out. kylie's born my mom's holding this baby, and i was like what the [ bleep ] is happening? there' no one tells a teenager there's -- you know. >> jimmy: even if you know the placenta's coming out, it's still a surprise. [ laught >> oh yeah it's traumatizing. a good way, yeah. >> no. i was like okay. >> jimmy: will they all be in the room with >> you knowhink i have to talk to tris san about this. i know it's overwhelming. >> jimmy: we got to figure this out.mom? is she number on mom. >> jimmy: and then? >> whoever annoy me. >> jimmy: whoever will annoy you the least? >> the least, yeah.st i can deal with? they're all going to come to cleveland to be there at moment's n >> watch o >> jimmy: oh my god. all right, we're going to take a break, back. khloe kardashian, a new show called "revenge body." we'll be right back.

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are pregnant and you have this show called "revenge body." what is the idea behind body"? >> i know the title can sound aggressive but a play your is a good body.was, let me play with this. >> jimmy: i thought hape best f revenge. >> it's a good body. it's a good body. revenge body is all mind body and soul.k on people from thend try t put their lives back on track. some of the episodes are se people have been either abused or whatever they can't get out of're in. i really just give them the tools to find the way. within their own environment. it's very realistic for them. >> jimmy: you bringtrai in diet all that kind of stuff? >> within their own lifestyles. still have to go to work live in their own house. i give them the training wheels and they have to do their centage succeed? >> so far everyone has exceeded excelled. advanced lost more weight from after the show. >> jimmy: do they go to their ex loo body? >> that's exactly they do there's a reveal at the they all look really great and hot. >> jimmy: what does the ex do after they see, do they try to get back together with them or go, okay, i'm married now. [ laughter ]

i what you want from ome of them try tther but these people are soaldolyt now that ey back. so just getting their closure. some have been married, but the person that was seeking the revenge wanted to show them they could a this: i see. so yeah it's cathartic in a way. >> yes. >>e going to h a will you --aby stuff? or do you have it al'tyet. nol.'s so much >> jimmy: there's a lot of crap you have to have. don't get any plastic. if your child touches plastic! >> i know. >> jimmy: your child will i know. >> jimmy: i heard you coote a about costco. >> i love l cost co? because i really love costco. [ cheers and applause ] how often do you go >> i dght now. my mom and i go togeike the first ones there at 6:00 a.m open. we have our big tro that we >> jimmy: you have an exeship? >> yes. that's good -- >> don't tal about tmbership. >> jimmy: what do you buy at costco? >> crap that none of u bulk tasters. >> jimmy: for the sample lot of baby stuff there now >> i know. >> jimmy: diapers. >> i haven't gone since my situation. so i might --

>> jimmy: is that how you're referrit you're situation? >> my situation. since my situation. so -- i might go a little crazy in there. but it's the best store. >> jimmy: do you ever look at the costco sign and wish it started with a "k"? [ laughter ] >> yeah leave it to kris jenner you never know when that will happen. >> jimmy: i wish you the best with the baby, you and tristan. the show is called "revenge body with khloe kardashian," airs sunday night at 10:00 on the e slam network. khloe kardashian! be right back with the prophets of rage. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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