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like it does every day. and nothing really happened, which was strange. and then i realized oh, yeah, the reason it's quiet is because donald trump is on a plane right >> it felt like skull island after they abducted king kong. president trump is on his way to davos, switzerland for the to s ratist. he's there to meet with other world leaders, to give a speech and there judging the swiss miss trump plans to tell the world that america is open for business. and who better to make that declaration than a man who declared bankr

according to a new poll, the majority of americans don't trust president trump with the nuclear button. 52% of the public say they're worried the president might launch a nuclear attack for no good reason. i just wonder who are the 48% not worried. i wick i could be that relaxed. i wouldn't trust donald trump with a belly button. the fact that someone is even conducting a poll asking whether or not the president shouk trusted with nuclear weapons is a reason to take those nuclear weapons away from him. he can nuke china if they forgot to put a fortune cookie in his panda express. we should get trump one of those chairs from "the voice" so if he does press the button, it just spins his chair around.

then ehe can make someone a star. that was in response last night to chuck schumer. any deal they make on daca will not include funding for the wall. trump wrote crying schumer understands after his humiliating defeat no wall, no daca. we must have great military for our great people. so in other words people who don't pay for that wall, people who only lived here in the country for 30 years will be separated from their family. didn't he say mexico would pay for the wall? now he wants funding from a different source.

who is going to pay for the wall? >> canada. >> who? >> canada! >> 100%. >> jimmy: you stuck us with justin bieber and now you're going to pay, folks. eh? the frustrating thing about it is allowing these dreamers who are affected by daca stay in the country ha has broad bipartisan support from voters and politicians. a cbs news poll said almost 9 out of 10 americans believe dreamers who work or go to school should be allowed to stay here in the united states where they live. it's the right thing to do. but it seems like for every right thing there is to do, congress wants to do, trump attaches some idiotic demand to it. like you want support for daca, give me $18 billion for the world's dumbest wall. honestly, it would be cheaper for everyone if we just paid trump off -- instead of $18 billion for a wall. how about we give you $5 billion to shut up and go back to florida? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he would definitely

take the money. or maybe we could do this. maybe to help cover the costs of the wall, we could make it profitable like this. >>ing looing for endless selection and low, low prices? make a run for the border. the maul of the wall. a 2,000-mile long retail complex featuring more than 5 million merchants. claire's, foot locker, forever 21, bath & body works, sun glasshut, wet seal, hot dog on a stick. spend an hour or a month at the maul of the wall. head south from wherever you are. mall at the wall. come build a bear. >> no habla espanol. >> jimmy: i think that was you. >> yeah, that was me. yeah. >> jimmy: i just hope donald trump and chuck sumer can set aside their differences and work together to poor $10 billion worth of concrete in a hole in the desert.

nobody is for that? what about making america great again? well, trump today told reporter, he said he looks forward to talking to special counsel robert mueller and he's willing to do it you should oath, which was a surprise. he says he's done nothing wrong, there was no collusion, no obstruction of justice. he did have sex with that porn star and she loved it. other than that, though, he's clean as a whistle. he says he will talk to mueller, which means he will not talk to mueller. he will absolutely not. and then on to switzerland he went. before he left, the president hosted mayors from around the country. at that meeting, we slowed him down to half speed for another edition of "drunk donald trump." >> i'm going to davos right now to get people to invest in the united states. we're going to say come into the united states.

you have plenty of money. but i don't think i have to go because they're coming. >> jimmy: meanwhile, with all this terrible stuff going on nationally and internationally, families worried about deportati deportation, et cetera, et cetera, it's easy to forget, there's a major crisis right now, happening not too far away from us in palm springs, california. >> it's easy to read the condition of some of these chairs in the palm springs public library. major tears in the seats of these chairs bought for the library in the '80s. they're not that comfortable either. >> this is one of the chairs inside the library. you see it's got a lot of wear and tear. there's stains on it in several locations. and honestly, if if you go to sit on it, the padding really isn't there. you're just basically sitting on wood. >> jimmy: wow. our thoughts and prayers go out to the patrons of the lay bribrn palm springs.

can we have a moment of silence? can we say a prayer for the chairs of the library? >> sure. >> jimmy: well, not silently. one of the prayers you say allowed. >> oh, okay. we pray for the library chairs. they're going to get now ones hopefully soon for all those kids. god bless america. >> jimmy: god bless america? prayers don't end with god bless america. they end with amen. >> oh, yeah. i forgot, amen. >> jimmy: all right. have you seen the video of the kid who confronted a team of cheerleaders? this is from a high school basketball game in aurora, new york. so the kid is in the black shirt there in the middle. his name is shawn. he marches over to cheerleaders from the other school's team.

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to present what i believe the most powerful show of school spirit this reporter has ever seen. this is video that was posted on friday. it already has more than 11 million views on twitter. well, here you go. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know what's going on, but --

[ applause ] >> jimmy: this gang violence has got to stop. it really does. i just had to know the story behind this. so we tracked the kids in the video down. and joining us now from aurora, new york, please stay hello to lily, abby and shawn. hi, guys. first of all, what prompted this epic back flip battle that you guys -- what happened there? >> so basically our school is so small that we are only able to do a certain number of sports and cheerleading isn't one of them. and so it started out as a joke. and we were like oh, my god, we should fight the cheerleaders. and it turned into such a big thing that, like, we were like oh, my god, what if we actually did it? and so we ended up actually doing it. >> so when you walked over to the cheerleaders, that was unprompted? did they say something to you that made you march over there?

such a forceful way? >> no. >> jimmy: this was aun unpromn d attack? >> yeah. >> jimmy: have you done anything like this before? >> i would probably say no. >> jimmy: would you shea that you hope to live in a country where cheerleaders can resolve their differences without back flips? >> probably not. >> jimmy: shawn, that was -- first of all, it was very impressive. you had a lot of style going there, too. are you on some kind of a gymnastics team or something? >> i actually did gymnastics two years ago, but i no longer to go anything classes or anything. >> jimmy: you do realize if suld have fallen on your face, that would have been one of the funniest videos of all time. >> probably would have gotten 20 million views. >> jimmy: probably would have had to leave the country or something. did the players know this was

going on? was this in support of the team in any way? >> it doesn't known by the other team, but after, we did end up going over there and congratulating them. thank you for making this so much fun. and so we're friends with the cheerleaders now. >> and lily and abby, what role do you have in this, if any? >> we were the backup. >> if there was a cheerleading squad at the school, would the three of you be on it? >> for sure. >> i can do a somersault. >> why do you need for there to be an official cheerleading squaw, couldn't you get pom-poms and skirts and strong stretchy pants and be the cheerleaders for the team? >> we could do that, too. >> jimmy: i feel like i've really made an impact on the team. i feel like i've given you something to think about. after you did this, did you go straight home and watch "bring it on" and be like yes!

all you guys need is uniforms, right? there's nobody at school that's going to stop you from going on to the sidelines of the game and cheering for the team, isn't that true? >> we definitely need the long stretchy pants. >> jimmy: we can get you all that stuff. this could be the birth of a cheerleading squad right here. this could be a moment. i see maybe abby, you would be played by taylor swift and lily, you'll be played by -- who would play lily here? i know shia labeouf as sean. the audience is casting anne hathaway in her late 30 ppz you're going to be played by a full grown adult. it was an impressive video.

where do you go from here in your life? >> well, abby and i are singers. and so we plan to start hosting videos on youtube. and hopefully get bigger. >> jimmy: good. well, don't forget the back f p flippi flipping. people are like i'm a singer, i don't do the back flip anymore. people get disappointed. keep the black flip involved in your videos, okay? never stop flipping. never, ever stop flipping. sean, lily and abby. we should get them on "american idol." >> yes! >> jimmy: we have a good show tonight. we have music from bah. ham mas. rich eisen is here. new year, new phones for the family.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the show, he's the host "the rich eisen show." richize season here to talk about the super bowl. this is his new album, it's called "earthtones."

bahamas from the mercedes-benz stage. they're from toronto. tomorrow night, let's see, who will be here tomorrow night? viola davis, the kid from "get out" the funny one. and we'll have music from lanco, too. you and i were talking off the air. sometimes we do that. it's really wild. we just get together and you were talking about your three dogs. what are your three dogs' name. >> rebel, bella and pepe. >> jimmy: and they're all chihuahuas, right? >> no two are frenchies and pepe is a chihuahua. >> jimmy: the first one, what is the dog's name? >> rebel. >> jimmy: what is he named after? >> the paw patrol cartoon. >> jimmy: the dog's name is not rebel. it's rubble. it's not rebel. >> jimmy: yeah, rubble. that's what my son say every

day. i say guillermo named their dog after this dog named rebel. she said it's rubble. >> yeah, that my son say. rubble. whatever. >> jimmy: one more try. just try to get it. can you say bubble. >> bubble. >> jimmy: put an r on it. >> rubble. >> jimmy: that sounds more like red bull than anything now. are you doing a commercial i don't know about? >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: we have to get on with our show. our first guest is from the comeback" "weapon therapy" and the long-running mexican sitcom "amigos." you can see her, alongside jane fonda and lily tomlin in "grace & frankie." it is streaming on netflix now. please welcome lisa kudrow.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. you know, i had those kids -- they love you. i had those kids who are now starting their own cheerleading squad. were you a cheerleader when you were in high school? >> no. no. no. >> jimmy: were you against that sort of thing? >> i became against it. i went to all the practices to tryout when i first got to high school thinking that would be a great thing to do to be popular. and then i realized that i didn't want to be in that club. and i really also didn't want to just, you know, achieve riding on a bus with football players. >> jimmy: you didn't want to? did you reject them or did they reject them? >> i preemptively rejected them by not trying out.

>> jimmy: how old is your son now? >> he's 19. >> jimmy: 19 years old. college? >> he's in college. >> jimmy: how is that going for you? >> for me? he's doing great. i'm doing well. >> jimmy: well, yeah? >> i think i'm handling it really well. and like a mature adult. happy that her son is away and independent. it's hard. >> jimmy: it must be difficult, yeah. >> it is difficult. i think we made it worse. though in a way. >> jimmy: you and your husband? >> you know, he went to college and then we moved. >> jimmy: just so he wouldn't find you? came home for christmas? >> aren't i handling it well? just so i have to deal with it. i never have to see him again. >> jimmy: is he a football player, is that the problem? >> yeah, i don't want to ride on a bus with him. he's definitely not a football player.

no, no. i'm a jewish mom, no. >> jimmy: you would not allow him to play football? >> what? you get hurt. >> jimmy: so you coddled him a little bit, right? >> well, i think -- i feel like i did a good job injecting him with the right amount of fear. >> jimmy: what is the right amount of fear? was he scared to go -- move away, move out of the house? >> no, not at all. no, no. he's good, he's independent and good. >> jimmy: does he have a roommate? >> he has a roommate, he does. >> jimmy: he likes the goo i? >> yeah, yeah. they get along. all that is really good. >> jimmy: it would be terrible if this was the place you chose to reveal their -- actually, he doesn't like him at all. it's really uncomfortable. >> they get along. this is how much i don't coddle him. just to defend myself. >> jimmy: yes, he defend. he said i mean, if you want to decorate my room, you can.

i know moms like doing that. well, i don't. that's not my thing. but feel free to decorate your room if you want to. and he didn't. so he's the only person he knows that has nothing -- just barren walls on his side. his roommate and friends put stuff up on the walls for him. >> jimmy: wow. >> that's what he said. but me being me, i said, well, so was that a nice thing or were they making fun of you? what did they put up? he said no, it was a nice thing. >> jimmy: what did they put up? put up pictures of apples or something? >> they put up pictures of things that he likes. i can't remember. he talked a lot about this "star wars" kcreature. . >> no. it's a new one lying a pug? >> pore.

-- porg. >> jimmy: calm down. porg, you idiot! >> i feel like we deserved it. >> jimmy: they put up pictures of porgs around his room. >> there's a couple of things. i didn't pay attention. >> jimmy: you have to put him out of this school. i don't know what's going on. when i was in college, our closest thing to decorating was if one of us passed out drug, the other would draw a penis on our forehead with a sharpie. there were no porgs being displayed around the school. congratulations to you, and you should return the congratulations to me because a movie that we played husband and wife in "the bos babs baby" got nominated for an academy award. and there's talk around that town is it wouldn't have gotten that nomination if it wasn't for us.

>> i heard that, too. that's all i'm hearing. >> jimmy: did you feel like when you were doing the recording for this movie that this would be an academy award-nominated film? >> i thought sure, the film looked very good. >> jimmy: it's cute. it's very funny. >> i did feel like, you know -- i don't know if you did, but we only got to work together one day. >> jimmy: right. >> and that to me was the most fun day. >> jimmy: for sure. >> for me. >> jimmy: isn't that wonderful? >> well, it was. but after that, i mean, i had to come back in -- i don't know, like 10 times. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> you too? there's no stuff? oh, this is all the same. so i'm failing at this. because i have to keep retaking it. >> jimmy: but it is weird. and honestly, if you have an animated movie, and you want me to be in it, i don't want to be in it, i hate doing it.

. >> until you're there with me. >>. >> jimmy: if there's a sequel, of course we would reprise our celebrated roles. but i feel stupid pretending to -- like, it's not even the words. it's grunting. it eke like okay, now you're reaching over for this and it's like uhhh. i don't make noises all the time. you have to make -- >> i'm very silent, too. >> jimmy: silence is nice. a little bit of silence. that would win us the academy award. you're on the show "grace & frankie." it's a netflix show. this is their third or fourth subpoena of this show? >> fourth. >> jimmy: what is your character on the show? >> i play someone naked sharee who is a man curist who worked for grace for a long time. frankie moves out and sharee moves in. >> jimmy: did you know jane fonda and lily tomlin before? >> i worked with lily before. and i had met jane a couple of times.

well, okay -- yeah. >> jimmy: what happened? >> well, okay. you know, she's jane fonda. >> jimmy: totally. 100%. >> icon, right? i was at a deli with my father and my sister. and then sitting next to us -- it was in beverly hills, was this really beautiful woman. i thought see, if you start taking care of yourself, you might have a shot at looking okay later on. but you've got to start at some time. anyway, i wasn't really paying attention and then she got up and left. my father and sister went that was jane fonda. i went oh, i've met her before. and my sister was like you're so mean, why didn't you say hello? i said that's not how it works. you don't have to say hello. she doesn't care about me. who am i to her? doesn't matter. the first day i said hi. she said now, you were at a deli.

i'm not kidding. and you didn't say hello. and i thought oh, dear, she doesn't recognize me or didn't like me? i was like whoa! jane fonda cared. >> jimmy: what did you say? >> i'm not good with facial recognition. >> jimmy: but it's jane fonda, though. it's not like your dentist or something. >> i know. but i wouldn't recognize abraham lincoln if he were sit next to me. >> jimmy: he's got the hat and everything. >> and i still wouldn't. it's that bad. >> jimmy: i hope you guys -- i hope you will recognize jane after the season of the show -- >> i recognize her now. >> jimmy: the show is called "grace & frankie" streaming on netflix now. lisa kudrow, everybody. be right back. you doing your ta? oh... yeah. trying to sneak them in between set ups. why are you using turbotax? hm? well h&r block more zero lets you file online for free even if you itemize deductions.

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>> jimmy: our next guest makes a very nice living doing what most suckers do for free, he talks about sports. he is a mainstay on the nfl network, and hosts the "rich eisen show," weekdays on audience network on directv. please welcome rich eisen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how many super bowls have you been to? >> this is going to be the 15th for the nfl network.

>> jimmy: do you ever wish you could just stay home and watch it on tv? >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: but when you work for the nfl network, you probably have to be at the super bowl? >> yes, i do. and it's one of those catastrophe cry me a river type things. i'm the only guy the day after the super bowl that does not talk about the commercials. i don't see them. i don't see any of the commercials. i know, right? it's so sad. >> jimmy: why don't you see any of the commercials? >> because i'm at the game. >> jimmy: you're not watching it on a monitor. >> no, i'm actually in the stadium. >> jimmy: i know you do the pregame show there? are you in the broadcast booth? >> we are on the field up until about two hours before kickoff. and then whoever is broadcasting the game kicks us off the turf and then we go outside right up until kickoff. and that is when i'm at my punchiest because i'm on the air for an 8 1/2-hour long pregame show. >> jimmy: what happened to having super bowls in the cities

where it's warm and people could run free? >> good question. >> jimmy: what ps temperature is going to be in indianapolis? >> i looked at the ten-day forecast every day for the last 30 days. the ten-day forecast reads like a phone number. it is i think issingle digits every single day. jenny's number, 867-5309. >> jimmy: do you complain about this? >> yes. it's supposed to be negative 3 outside. >> jimmy: but the game is indoors. it won't make a difference certainly to the players. the narrative, like david and goliath, you have the five-time champion new england patriots, the eagles who have never won a super bowl before. even though they're both number one seeds in their respective conferences, but is that a fair assessment? is it a david and goliath type

situation? >> well, i mean, there's enough on the eveningfuls for people to figure that they could beat new england. there's no doubt about it in my mind that they could absolutely beat them. but we in the media, i think, the top three story lines going in is brady's legacy, belichick's legacy and the brady/belichick legacy together. that's one, two and three. >> jimmy: i think those are big, obviously. but to me the biggest thing is these fans for the patriots and the eagles might be -- i'm not sure whether to say the best or worst fans. because certainly they're the most enthusiastic fans in the nfl. >> jimmy: that's also a euphemism for the biggest a-hole fans. >> jimmy: i would say that as well. >> that's one way to look at it. they're so passionate. that's one way to -- if you lay on the word. they're so passionate or they're so passionate!

there's a way to say it. >> jimmy: a lot of them will be arrested after the game. >> in philadelphia they had to grease the poles with crisco oil to keep them from climbing it. >> jimmy: when you decide i know these polls are covered with crisco but i'm going up it in if way, you probably deserve to win a super bowl at some point. are your kids into sports? >> jimmy: my wife is from new england. so they are patriot fans in the household, even though i'm from new york city. i wept to the university of michigan. >> jimmy: tom brady. >> right, plus growing up a jets fan if i said look, i need to stake my tliem claim, you need to root for the jes while the patriots are going to 8 out of 15 super bowl, it would be child services would come to take them away from me. >> jimmy: no child should ever

vote for the jets. >> it saves them a lot of heart ache and pain. but yeah, they do love the patriots. i grabbed the yankees and -- >> jimmy: so you get baseball. your wife gets football. >> my wife got football. i got baseball. but they're into all sorts of things that you might not think of. as a matter of fact, if you don't mind, i have something to show folks here if you don't mind me sharing. >> jimmy: i've been wanting to this. my favorite of your three kids is your son xander. >> my 9-year-old xander went to halloween as jimmy kimmel this year. >> he went trick or treating as me. that is me. you know what i like about xander besides the fact that he dresses like me is he could have painted a beard on, but he's like you know what, the hell with it. i like a kid who knows 60%.

>> jimmy: it might have also broken school rules. >> jimmy: is it a terrorist thing? i'm offended as a proud bearded american. what kind of l.a. bull [ bleep ] school are you sending this kid to? so when do you go to minneapolis? >> i go on sunday. i'll be there for eight days. >> jimmy: okay. i'm sure your enthusiasm for the city will be infectious. >> it's going to be great in minneapolis! they're so passionate there. i feel for them actually. their team was right there. >> jimmy: not only are they cold, they're mad. >> welcome to the city. we're so glad you're here. the vikings could have been here but we're glad you are. >> have fun, as much as you possibly can at your 15th super bowl. rich eisen, on audience network and super bowl sunday on nfl

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>> jimmy: i'd like to thank lisa kudrow, rich eisen, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first his album is called "earthtones." here with the song "way with words," bahamas! (audience applause) ♪ ♪ ♪ i had a way with words for a while you call it substance over style ♪ ♪ now i hear laugh

but i don't see a smile i had a way with words f had'veile ♪ i would've stuck around cause what kind of man let's his brother down ♪ ♪ oh while i was gone think of all that you found a dear old friend and a brand new sound ♪ ♪ i am one man i can do anything we are not far we can do anything ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ is the whole thing just a test is there

something you should get off your chest ♪ ♪ don't keep me waiting some s-m-s don't keep it all so close to the vest ♪ ♪ i am one man i can do anything we are not far we can do anything ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ our return

will come someday the three of us will laugh and play ♪ ♪ i know that we can find a way put it all behind us nothing to remind us ♪ ♪ to put it all behind us there'll be nothing to remind us ♪ ♪ won't hold my breath won't won't single you out won't lay blame ♪ ♪ i won't protest but i won't be the same cause i'm the only one who has my name ♪ ♪ i am one man i can do anything we are not far we can do anything ♪ ♪ i am one man

i can do anything we are not far we can do anything ♪ ♪ i am one man i can do anything we are not far we can do anything ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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