chadwick boseman, dave salmoni and animals, and music from zz ward featuring fitz. and now, with all due respect, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thanks for everything you've done. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. guillermo is away on assignment. guillermo is off at nfl media

day today. i hope you had a good weekend. i had a good weekend. it was quiet here in l.a. this weekend because for the first time in 15 years the grammy awards were in new york. they left us and went to new york. and i don't know if location had anything to do with it, but the ratings for the grammys were way down. they were down by 24%. which is a shame. i'll tell you why. because the energy -- forget the grammy awards themselves. the energy the performers were radiating before the show on the red carpet was so powerful i assumed this was going to be the biggest show yet. >> with me now. what's going on? >> what's going on? >> how are you? >> i'm good. >> yeah? what are you feeling tonight? >> feeling normal. >> yeah? what are you going to do inside? you excited about what the night's going to bring tonight? of course huge nominations by the way. >> yeah. >> what's next for you? >> waking up. eat some pop tarts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: lil' uzi. [ cheers and applause ]

waking up, eating pop tarts. he should really think about changing his name to lil' snoozy because -- [ laughter ] then the show started and the grammys were handed out. among the big winners, compton's own kendrick lamar won five grammy awards. [ cheers and applause ] from england, ed sheeran won two grammy awards. but poor ed sheeran. he was up for best pop solo performance in a category, he was up against four female nominees and when he won twitter attacked him. this is ridiculous and this year of all years, how dare ed sheeran beat those women. you know ed sheeran didn't actually beat any women. [ laughter ] there was a vote. i mean, what's he supposed to do? write less popular songs? the big winner of last night was bruno mars. bruno won six grammy awards. [ cheers and applause ] including song of the year, album of the year, and record of the year. you shouldn't be able to win that many categories for the same thing. imagine tuning in to the oscars to see meryl streep win best actress, best actress with long

hair, and best actress in a movie about newspapers. it's too much. [ laughter ] and not only that, bruno mars -- now, show this. this is bruno mars accepting an award for song of the year for the song "that's what i like." song of the year's an award for song writing. look at how many guys wrote this song. one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. you're telling me eight people sat down and wrote "i gotta condo in manhattan baby girl what's happening?" [ laughter ] eight guys? [ applause ] that's what i like. the song had four words in it. well, you can't expect one person to be able to rhyme miami with jammies. it's a multi -- [ laughter ] one of the songs that they beat for song of the year was "despa sooeto," which you know, everyone was saying oh, god, this song again. i'll be honest. last night, first time i ever heard it. [ laughter ] in fact, my daughter jane, who is 3 years old, walked in the room. i said jane-v you ever heard this song before? she goes, yeah, "despacito."

[ laughter ] she pronounced it like a local news anchor overenunciating. [ laughter ] then i tried get her to sing it. i said you know this song? how does it go? she looks at the tv, goes, "it goes like that." [ laughter ] [ applause ] by the way, did you see -- i don't know if you saw the performance of "despacito." but if not this is how it went. ♪ pacito, pacito # ♪ president trump took one look at that and canceled the wall. [ cheers and applause ] all construction on the wall stops until we can figure out what the hell is going on with that dancer. [ laughter ] instead of the wall he's building a water slide so can get here more easily. [ laughter ] jay-z didn't win any of the

eight grammys he was nominated for last night but he did get a tweet from the president. jay-z was on the van jones show saturday night on cnn and i guess trump didn't like what he had to say because he teetded "somebody please inform jay-z that because of my policies black unemployment has just been reported to be at the lowest rate ever recorded." i don't know what policy he's talking about. he didn't even get a piece of major legislation passed until december and black unemployment has been going down in pretty much a straight line since 2010. in other words, the credit for lower black unemployment ironically goes to an unemployed black guy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we've got a new twitter feud. it's jay-z versus crazy. [ laughter ] they should solve this with a rap battle, winner gets to be president. i think that's the way to go. donald trump is right now gearing up for his first state of the union speech. it's tomorrow night. state of the union is the one day of the year presidents are supposed to brag about their accomplishments. so he's been training for this really for his whole life.

the theme of this speech is they released the theme today, it's safe, strong, proud. based on the three words he never heard from his father. [ laughter ] which i think is a nice personal touch. that's who's responsible. [ laughter ] fred trump. and this is funny. they hand out tickets for this event. they hand out actual hard tickets. these are the tickets they handed out. you see right there you're invited to the address to the congress on the state of the "uniom." [ laughter ] so we're already off to a good start. [ laughter ] if i'm not mistaken, the uniom was the side that won the civil warm. isn't that right? [ laughter ] is there nothing they can't screw up? that's because we're real americans, not some pansy-ass spellers. [ cheers and applause ] there's a good chance trump thinks the state of the union means he gets to present the

award for his favorite state tomorrow. and the state of the union is florida. congratulations florida. i'll see you all at mar-a-lago. [ applause ] donald trump will deliver the state of the union at 9:00 tomorrow night, and at 10:00 melania trump will give us an update on the state of their union. [ laughter ] and then i've got stormy daniels on our show tomorrow. porn star. [ applause ] the "wall street journal" says trump paid off. i have a lot of questions for stormy. people are excited about this. i got a number of e-mails from a number of envious fellow late-night talk show hosts about this booking. but stormy daniels will be on our show after the state of the union tomorrow night. this will be the president's second major presentation this week. he was in davos, switzerland over the weekend speaking at the world economic forum. and also he was there to share his message of peace, prosperity, and humility. >> my message is peace and prosperity. that's what we have. and we have a tremendous crowd.

and a crowd like they've never had before. they tell me this is a crowd like they have never had before in davos. including all of you people like they've never had before. that's good. i assume they're here because of klaus. >> jimmy: poor klaus. are we sure klaus is okay? [ laughter ] while he was in daf ogs trump sat down with cnbc where i think he made what was a bombshell admission. >> reciprocal. i want reciprocal. if they're going to charge 100% for a motorcycle it should be 100% the other way too. and you know, when you mention attacks at the border, a 10% tax on the border for everything coming in, i'm a free trader. totally. i'm a fair trader. i'm all kinds of trader. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: as if that wasn't enough, the president also did

an interview with piers morgan while he was overseas, which is funny because you know, piers morgan was on the "celebrity apprentice." this was a bit of a reunion for them. last time they were together trump was choosing between piers and trace adkins for the title of celebrity apprentice. piers is back in england now, where trump is not well liked. 63% of brits disapprove of the job he's doing. but it seems that nobody passed that note to donald. >> a lot of stuff has been going on between you and my country. which has been -- >> i think it's good. i think i'm very popular in your country. >> let's not be too hasty, mr. president. >> but i believe that. i really do. i get so much fan mail from people in your country. >> jimmy: fan mail. was that fan mail all in handwriting that is suspiciously similar to kellyanne conway's? [ laughter ] [ applause ] fan mail. meanwhile, one prominent former trump staffer, omarosa, has a new job. she will be joining the cast of "celebrity big brother."

aka "get out 2." [ laughter ] insiders say she left the white house for "big brother" because she wanted a more stable work environment. and this is a start because omarosa could become the first person ever eliminated from "the apprentice," the trump administration, and "celebrity big brother." i like this idea. i have to say i think "big brother" should be nothing but former members of the trump administration. >> announcer: they went from the white house to our house. join seven ousted trump staffers. omarosa, sean spicer, steve bannon, anthony scaramucci, james comey, pikiell flynn and sally yates. locked inside the "big brother" house for three months of drama. >> it's a pretty close-knit group. >> he's a total and complete phony. >> backstabbing. >> where i grew up in the neighborhood i'm from we're front stabbers. >> and revenge. >> i'm going to go after her with a vengeance of all of omarosa. >> with 76 cameras and 100 microphones capturing their every move. >> lordy, i hope there are tapes. >> and the winner gets to move back into the white house. >> it's never going to happen.

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chadwick boseman. music from zz ward and fitz. and dave salmoni and wild animals are on the way. let's check in with dave salmoni in his dressing room. oh, look at that. what is that? how are you doing? >> it's a north american porcupine, and i'm doing great. >> jimmy: oh, great. it looks kind of furry. doesn't look spiky. >> no, it's completely spiky. i'll show you him later, but these are a little softer quills, and then deep in there are the hard ones that are the big defense. >> jimmy: and what about the hair on your head? is that -- >> it's hard now but that's more product-related. i won't prick you with my quills. >> jimmy: be very careful when you get here. dave has all kinds of animals and he will be here later. speaking of adorable animals, have you seen the video of the rat taking a shower yet? if you haven't, you're going to. it's got about 2 million views on twitter right now. well, if you've never seen a rodent lather up before, allow me to present the shower rat.

[ laughter ] it's like stuart little for real. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] get that rat a deal with head & shoulders. i don't think that's a rat. i think that may be a good metaphor for 2018. you know? earlier tonight here on abc the love gods showered us with a new episode of "the bachelor." arie and the women went to ft. lauderdale because that city doesn't get enough stds during spring break. once again the star of the show tonight was krystal. i know you haven't seen the show yet but basically what happened was they split the women into teams, they all went bowling, and the idea was whichever team won was supposed to get time with arie and the losers would get sent home. so krystal's team won but then arie changed his mind and invited the losing team to come

out too because he felt bad and that's when krystal lost it and barricaded herself in the room which did not make her a favorite with the other ladies. but krystal doesn't care because she thinks she is better than the other ladies. >> i'm sorry, i just -- i feel like a lot of the girls here don't operate at my level and i'm tired of lowering myself to try to stoop to theirs. like i'm done. done. that was glitter. glitter. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly. what? let's see that again. because -- >> that was glitter. glitter. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what does that -- is that a thing? that was glitter? no. it doesn't mean anything. but that is how i'm going to end every argument from now on. [ laughter ] that was glitter. [ applause ] and you know, while it might seem like krystal was bei in in petty by staying in her room and refusing to be part of the group date according to krystal that's not at all what was going on in the room.

>> yesterday i wasn't hiding in my room. i was investing in myself. and growing from the struggle that happened and the challenge. like there was discovery. >> jimmy: right. she was investing in herself and discovering. [ laughter ] she could be the next white house press secretary. that's a hell of a spin. [ cheers and applause ] that's a world-class spin. so the big question is after all that the hysterics, the arrogance, the immature behavior, did arie send krystal home? and the answer is no of course he didn't. krystal got a rose. she's still in. i don't know, maybe arie's scared to cut her loose. breaking up is hard to do. it's a big reason people stay in bad relationships, they're afraid to break up. but now there's an app that if you do find yourself in a romantic situation you want to get out of this app will help you get out of it fast. >> dating is hard. telling a guy you don't want to sedate him anymore is even harder. >> some cheeses make me sweat. >> interesting.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show we have music from zz ward with fitz from fitz and the tantrums. dave salomoni is here. and we'll be right back with chadwick boseman. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by febreze. neil lane designs for hollywood's biggest stars. and at kay, he designs for the star in your life. this ring was inspired by an art deco design

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight, from "animal planet," dave salmoni is here with his wild animal friends. dave brought -- let's see. dave brought a hedgehog, a six-foot monitor lizard, and a cinereous vulture with him. they'll be inside the building. then, her latest album is called "the storm." zz ward with fitz of fitz and the tantrums from the mercedes-benz stage. later this week, we'll be joined by jamie dornan, lupita nyong'o, danai gurira, billy eichner, and we'll have music from russell dickerson, ty segall and rick springfield. and tomorrow night, kerry washington and stormy daniels will be with us. they're here to promote "scandals" of a different type. so please join us for that after the state of the union. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight stars as the classic marvel comics hero

known as t'challa, also known as black panther. >> uh! >> turn on the train on the bottom track. >> you are without protection. >> jimmy: "black panther" opens in theaters february 16th. please welcome chadwick boseman. [ cheers and applause ]

♪ how are you? i like that you're in all black. it makes me feel like the black panther is here. >> well, you know, this is the first stop for the premiere night. it's a big night. >> jimmy: it's i big night. the premiere is right across the street tr our theater. you mentioned you have like 41 first cousins or something the last time you were here. >> on one side. >> jimmy: on one side. how many family members did you have to bring to this premiere? >> have to bring? >> jimmy: how many family members did you bring willingly and delightedly to this premiere? >> i think eight or nine. i don't want to say because everybody didn't get to come and i feel bad about it. >> jimmy: oh, really? [ laughter ] so you got a lot of calls and you had to say no, i'm sorry, there's not enough room? >> yeah, but you know, what they'll see it -- you will see it. where can i look right in the camera? >> jimmy: right behind you. >> right behind me? [ laughter ] you will see it like in atlanta

or new york or -- >> jimmy: anywhere where you're not, they will see it, right? [ laughter ] >> yes. no, i'll be in new york. >> jimmy: you will be in new york. then will you have another batch of family members in new york? >> yes. >> jimmy: i love that. then you're going to south korea to promote, right? >> that's right. >> jimmy: do you have family in south korea? >> no. >> jimmy: no, you do not. >> actually, i do. >> jimmy: you do. >> i'm joking. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who knows with you? you've got a lot of family members. >> i probably do. >> jimmy: are you going to be there for the olympics? will you be there at that time? >> i think we will for maybe part of it. >> jimmy: oh, that's fun. do you think you'll get to go to anything? >> no. >> jimmy: you won't get to see -- >> only when you travel with robert downey do you get to see anything. >> jimmy: is that true? >> yeah. because he puts in days where you can see some things. >> jimmy: i like that. that's smart. he has the clout to do that. >> he's ironman. >> jimmy: he's ironman. [ laughter ] so you'll go there -- but you won't be with robert downey. >> we will not. >> jimmy: that's unfortunate. maybe ask him to come along.

>> michael, lupita. we don't have that same clout yet. >> jimmy: you will have it soon. i saut movie, and i loved it. i thought it was great. "black panther." the music is great and the whole thing is great. and all i could think of the whole time is i wish i was black panther. [ laughter ] >> you know, maybe we can arrange the suit or something. >> jimmy: i don't think i'll fit in the suit. i think the suit would look a little like a balloon animal if i was in it. [ laughter ] >> you know, they make it to fit whatever -- i don't know what it's going to look like but they'll make it to fit you. >> jimmy: it's not going to look good. let's just say that. [ laughter ] in the suit itself -- do you have the suit? did you keep the suit? >> no. >> jimmy: you did not. >> i wouldn't even want it because you know, marvel is so tight with their secrets. i wouldn't want somebody to come in and steal it from me or something and you know -- >> jimmy: are they worried like kim jong un is going to get the technology and make his own black panther over there? >> yeah, i think so. [ laughter ] i think so. >> jimmy: have you seen the movie in a theater yet? like with a crowd. >> i have not. tonight will be the first time.

>> jimmy: that's exciting. is that the best thing about -- i mean, maybe it's not. but to me i think the best thing about being an actor, especially in a big action movie like this, would be watching it for the first time with all the people. >> yes and no. it's really -- it's scary sometimes to see it with people because you don't know how they're going to respond. i usually see it at the premiere. and then after that i don't watch any of the other screenings while we're on the press tour until much later i'll go in and see it with a regular audience. >> jimmy: that's great. do they ever spot you when you're in the theater? >> not if i don't want them to. >> jimmy: are there times where you want them to? >> no. >> jimmy: no, never? >> no. >> jimmy: see first, was black panther in the middle of the movie, i'd jump right on the stage. i'd be like hey, everybody, look who's here. [ laughter ] and then i'd race oust theater just to freak them out. >> no. >> jimmy: before they can get their phones out. then nobody would believe them. you don't do stuff like that. >> no. i don't want to disturb their experience. >> jimmy: you're the black panther and i'm not i guess

really in a way. by the way, i thought this is very interesting. you were named -- you got the award for most popular u.s. actor in china. and this is a photograph of -- [ cheers and applause ] the presentation. now, may i ask, first of all, how is it possible that you are the most popular u.s. actor in china? which of your movies did they really latch on to? >> i don't know. "marshall." >> jimmy: they love thurgood marshall in china. it's unbelievable. >> it has to be panther. i don't know. i want to know how they -- you know what was weird about that experience? >> jimmy: it looks like everything, based on this photo. [ laughter ] >> yeah. i didn't understand anything that was going on. >> jimmy: it was all in chinese? >> it was all in chinese. all of a sudden it's all chinese and you hear your name. you're like oh, my god, it's my turn. and then i was like i'm not

supposed to speak. the language barrier was crazy for me. >> jimmy: yeah, well, sure. >> but it was a fun experience, and i still don't know how i got it. >> jimmy: were you confused when they called you and told you about this? >> yeah. i said i'm going to accept it, you know. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did you go to china for this to -- >> no. it was right down the street. [ laughter ] they came here. >> jimmy: china came here to give you this trophy. >> it was right on vine street. >> jimmy: are you sure this wasn't a prank? [ laughter ] >> hey. if it was, it was a really good one. >> jimmy: it was really well done. >> it's still going. >> jimmy: well, that's why you're here. i'm here to tell you that -- [ laughter ] chadwick, you -- that was a prank. we have the tape. no, i'm just kidding. [ laughter ] i wish i'd thought of it,

though. >> you could have used that. >> jimmy: i know. you know, we should do that to matt damon. be like "oh, they loved new great wall. you were fantastic." [ laughter ] >> ooh. ooh. >> jimmy: it'll be all right. are you kidding? you're my henchman in this one. i hope everybody goes to see this movie. it's so much fun. and as a long-time marvel comics fan, i mean, i remember black panther when i was a kid was one of the coolest heroes in the world that they created, is excellent and well worth seeing. chadwick boseman, everybody. "black panther" opens in theaters sxichlt and imax february 16th. we'll be right back with wild animals. ♪ this is nick. and this is sophia, the light of his life. this is lauren. and this is her new place, which will soon be crammed with all her friends.

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please say hello to the canadian tarzan. dave salomoni, everybody. dave? [ cheers and applause ] hi, dave. great to see you. how are you? >> great. yourself? >> jimmy: who's your friend? >> this is an asian water monitor. have a seat. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] >> here you go, big guy. >> jimmy: these are dangerous. i know these are dangerous. >> i would never bring you anything dangerous. >> jimmy: you many times brought me dangerous things. >> i sometimes bring you dangerous things. but this guy is great. have a seat there. today i'm going to show you all kinds of adaptations. and this guy's perfectly -- >> jimmy: look at that, he's licking zz ward right now. [ laughter ] >> first thing you're going to notice is his camouflage. he can hide with this. so anything smaller than it he can grab a hold of and it becomes food. >> jimmy: mm-hmm. >> tail. look at his tail. come over look at his tail. >> jimmy: i'm worried about his head. i'm not worried about the tail. >> let's turn him around. here you go.

there you go. so let's talk about head now. >> jimmy: this is worse now, by the way. [ laughter ] >> no, this is better. come on, big guy. you can pet him. >> jimmy: i don't want to pet him. why would i want to pet him? he doesn't want me to put him. you think he likes to be petted? >> he does. i'm going to show you. like a puppy you go right under -- >> jimmy: like a puppy. >> you grab him like this. you can give him nice hard pats. >> how about if i give him a nice pat way in the back? >> he loves that. hi, big guy. >> jimmy: you think he really loves it? >> i know he loves it. he's going to lean into it. it helps calm him down. >> jimmy: what are you going to do to help calm me down? >> i could give you some meat. would you like some meat? >> jimmy: just pet me a little bit. do you want to feed this guy? >> jimmy: no, not at all. no, i don't. >> i want you to take this. >> jimmy: what is that? >> it's a piece of meat. come around to his face. you're going to show it to him.

>> jimmy: he'll eat that big piece of meat? oh, he would easily eat my hand. >> you do it. >> jimmy: oh, no. just give it to him. >> hold it in your hand. >> jimmy: there you go. hey. hey. >> there you go. >> jimmy: wow. [ applause ] >> one of the things you're going to notice with this guy -- have a seat back down here. you can continue to pet him. >> jimmy: he's not going to get in a frenzy now, is he? >> he's not going to go in a frenzy. he's perfectly calm, relax. he knows that's his meat. he's fast and he's strong. when he gets a hold of something he wants to eat he use that's big bite. he's got a really strong bite. his cousin is the komodo dragon and they kill such big things that they actually have venom sachs. >> jimmy: oh. >> you're focused. >> jimmy: he doesn't have venom? >> he doesn't have venom. his jaw is very strong. >> jimmy: hey, chew it, man. you don't swallow like that. you're going to choke.

he just swallowed it. he usually eats live animals. >> he's a predator. he'll eat anything you feed him. >> jimmy: do you know this guy? [ laughter ] we had a dragon stolen. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> you want some gloves? >> jimmy: this one i need gloves. yeah, i'll wear gloves. >> put your gloves on. >> jimmy: this one i need gloves? >> you don't have to. >> jimmy: i do want to put gloves on, yeah. [ laughter ] >> take your gloves off. >> jimmy: i'm going to keep the glofsz gloves on. >> or keep your gloves on. this is a hedgehog. as we talk about adaptations. this is a lazier one. this is a busier one. the number one adaptation is he's got quills. you feel those quills? >> jimmy: i can't. i have gloves on. >> if he feels a predator is coming he'll rollinto a nice ball like that. >> jimmy: it why does he sound like he's about to explode? >> that's part of his defense. he wants to remind you, he's not really good at fighting away predators in any other way except for poking with quills.

he makes a noise, jumps and hopes the predator goes that's too spiky. >> jimmy: do the quills jump off his body is it. >> no. >> jimmy: and porcupines, can they throw theirs? >> no. everyone thinks they can but they cannot. >> jimmy: because we watch cartoons. >> i always try to tell people, these don't make good pets. all the animals you see me bring out, they're gun pets. this is one where people think they're awesome pets, they're nocturnal, they don't want to play with you during the day. >> jimmy: but on late-night shows they like to be -- >> they don't mind because they know they're going to get tons of snacks. when they come here they get overfed. >> jimmy: this is what the flintstones used to use to clean their pots and pans, right? >> that's exactly right. as you see as they're about to go away, they have nice short arms for digging holes. >> jimmy: feed this to the lizard. [ laughter ] >> so jimmy, i'm going to need you to come around -- >> jimmy: hakuna matata. >> take your gloves op. now i want you to come around. >> jimmy: god only knows what is about to come out now.

holy -- oh, my god. he's coming at us! [ laughter ] >> there you go, big guy. >> jimmy: why did he come at us like that? >> this is his stump. this is where he likes to be. come on with me. >> jimmy: i don't want to be that close to him. >> just in case didn't tell you already he's a vulture. >> jimmy: now, they only eat dead things, right? >> right. they're scavengers. we're talking adaptations, we're trying to -- >> jimmy: when he says you're a scavenger, it's not an insult. it's just a technical term. >> he's one best scavengers in the world. >> jimmy: you're one of the best scavengers in the world. [ laughter ] >> the things he's adapted -- hey, big guy. >> jimmy: what kind of beef is that? >> just regular old lean beef. >> jimmy: smells like a horse. >> anytime we bring animals out here we want them to be rewarded and have fun. come on, i want you to fatsd cameras. >> jimmy: why do they eat dead things only? can they eat live things? >> they're not great hunters. they're very slow. what they've adapted to do is they eat off of other things

that the predators leave behind. so a big lion will eat a carcass and there's still lots of meat. you see that big beak he has. that's perfect for picking meat off bones. another thing i think is super cool is they can smell a carcass from a mile away. so they use those big wings. you see those big wings? those big flight feathers on the back, they've adopted for them to be up soaring miles in the sky, they soar around, they don't even have to flap, they see something or smell something, they come down on it, and then they wait until the predator's gone. >> jimmy: it's kind of a good-looking animal, actually. i'm complimenting you. >> they're beautiful. >> jimmy: what's his name? >> dexter. >> jimmy: oh, good. you named him after a serial killer. [ laughter ] he wasn't creepy enough. >> hey, big guy. >> jimmy: all right. well, let's take a break and let this guy go out in the parking lot and eat somebody or something. [ laughter ] i assume you have other horrors. >> i have wonderful things for you. >> jimmy: dave salmoni is here. we'll be right back. sometimes we imagine things

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are back with dave salmoni.

puppy bowl 14 is during the super bowl on animal planet. >> it's one of our best shows. it's puppies playing. there's kitty halftime. >> jimmy: is the porcupine on? >> the porcupine is not on it. but any animal's a good animal in my book. this is a north american porcupine. we're talking adaptations. we're trying to teach people how awesome conservation is. these guys are awesome. if you feel -- >> jimmy: those are spikes, right? >> these are a lot softer. if you see, on the head up here see those snauler spiky ones. and then back in the tail there, there are the weapons. the big spiky ones are here. you see those there? but if you were to pet him this way you'll get a sense for how soft he is. >> jimmy: he wouldn't do anything weird? >> nice and gentle. >> jimmy: do people use these quills for anything? >> decoration for sure. >> jimmy: he's very soft. >> it's only a defense. they don't want to get you. this guy's super sweet.

>> jimmy: how do you know that? >> that he's sweet? >> jimmy: if i was a porcupine i'd want to get people. >> they don't want to start a confrontation. they want to warn everybody i'm dans, just don't come near me. so if something does -- we talked about before, they don't throw their quills, they jam their quills. these quills actually go in very smooth. you try to pull them out, there's barbs. once they're in they're in. they're staying in. >> jimmy: is this more pork or more pine? [ laughter ] we're going to leave the porcupine here. we have some other animals you're going to show us. these animalsle. oh, now this is up my alley. this is the kind of animal i like. >> now, these are potbellied pigs. do you want to hold one? >> jimmy: yeah, i'll hold a big. >> put your arm like a football. >> jimmy: oh, not like a football. don't say football. >> hold them nice and tight to your body. you'll see they're super comfortable. >> jimmy: oh, my god. they're so cute. >> we were talking about the

puppy bowl. these guys are the cheerleaders. we have pigs as cheerleaders. >> jimmy: do they know they're cheerleaders for the puppy bowl? >> yeah, it's a big honor. >> jimmy: eating my shoe. >> pigs are omnivorous. they'll eat almost anything. >> jimmy: don't eat my shoe, guys. how big will these pigs get? >> these ones are potbellied. maximum 20 pounds. but some pigs, they can grow over 500, 600 pounds. >> jimmy: why are they potbellied? do they drink? >> when they get old they actually do get a pot belly. >> jimmy: you guys are going to be the cheerleaders, huh? can you do a pyramid? whoa. he answered me. they are smart, right, pigs? >> pigs are really smart. they're even smarter than dogs. people say they're easily trained. people often even have them in their house. you see this guy's talking. >> jimmy: could you take this on an airplane as a comfort animal? >> i think you probably could. oh, i know. >> jimmy: you don't want to go on an airplane? what are you saying? is dave squeezing you too hard? [ laughter ] yes, you don't want to be on the puppy bowl?

you want to be on the -- well, they hear the word pigskin and i'm sure they're not that thrilled. well, the puppy bowl airs -- puppy bowl 14, sunday 3:00 eastern on animal planet. dave salmoni. thank you, dave. we'll be right back with zz ward and fitz. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. hey allergy muddlers.

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank chadwick boseman, dave salmoni, the animals. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, her tour starts tomorrow in salt lake city. the song is called "domino." with some help from fitz, zz ward! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ i close my eyes like i don't know i count the hours

'til the sun's burning gold ♪ ♪ i fill your bed so it ain't cold i know that heartbreak is the loneliest road ♪ ♪ i think about it all through the night all through the night whoa ♪ ♪ all through the night all through the night whoa ♪ ♪ all through the night all through the night whoa ♪ ♪ one by one they fall so fast i let 'em go ♪ ♪ domino domino ♪ ♪ i close my eyes don't wanna read between the lines you keep on keeping from me ♪ ♪ i fill your bed it's getting old i know that heartbreak is the loneliest road ♪ ♪ i think about it all through the night all through the night whoa ♪ ♪ all through the night all through the night whoa ♪ ♪ all through the night all through the night

whoa ♪ ♪ one by one they fall so fast i let 'em go ♪ ♪ domino domino ♪ ♪ domino domino ♪ ♪ woo, woo ♪ i close my eyes like i don't know i count the hours 'til the sun's burning gold ♪ ♪ i fill your bed so it ain't cold i know that heartbreak is the loneliest road ♪ ♪ i line 'em up they're tumbling down and when they leave ♪ ♪ the truth is getting too loud ♪ ♪ 'cause when you start can't stop the train on broken tracks it's all feeling the same ♪ ♪ all through the night all through the night all through the night all through the night ♪ ♪ all through the night

all through the night one by one they fall so fast ♪ ♪ i let 'em go domino domino ♪ ♪ domino ♪ domino ♪ domino ♪ domino ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ one by one they fall so fast ♪ i let 'em go ♪ domino ♪ i let 'em go ♪ domino ♪ whoa, yeah [ cheers and applause ]

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