was already sweeping across our land -- each day. >> okay. enough of this, snormy showel "! tonight -- kerry washington. stormy daniels. and music from elise trouw. and now, you asked for it. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much.

want to thank everybody for watching. than and circumstance. welcome to our special post state of the union. could definitely describe donald trump's junk perfectly if she ever had to and at long last, she has to. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so i was thinking about this today. remember it was a big scandal if the president snuck aarette while his wife was busy dgiin t a lot of e-mails about tonight's guests, turns out i know a lot of perverts.

not everyone is enthusiastic. in fact a conservative commentator,i guess that's a job, was on "the view" talking about this, and insinuated this booking isn't fair to reblicans >> what bothers me in this platform, you know monica luewinski who is going to interview her her life was ruined by the affair with the president. >> jimmy kimmel has to have her on the show if he expects us to take it seriously. >> that's an excellent point and she's right. this is another example of the bias liberal media refusing to have people like monica lewinksi on their show. >> monica lewinksi, everybody. >> that was only one time.

only once. >> monica lewinksi. >> okay. so i had her on twice. where did she go after that. she disappeared. >> please welcome miss personality monica lewinksi. >> why do i look more like monica lewinksi than monica lewinksi. so put that in your se cup and smoke it [ cheers and applause ] one of the hot topics tomorrow morning. i know trump supporters are upset booking stormy daniels they say it's disrespect to the president. i get it. but let's jump in a time machine to october 2016 to the presidential debate st. louis, missouri when then candidate donald trump showed up. three women a kuccused him of

inappropriate behavior and they sat them in the high line of hillary clinton. for those saying it's disrespectful for me to have superstormy daniels on the show i give you schint a. whether you like it or not. stormy is here. early from capital hill president trump delivered first official state of the union address and of course did things differently this year as is trump's want. starting at the top. the sergeant in arms traditionally innovative deutral traditionally introduces the president of the united states. >> mr. speaker. mr. vice president. members of the congress. little marco. jeff flakey and dickey dave and little pocahontas to name a few, the commander-in-chief, ceo of trump international casino hotels, owner of the exquisite

mara lago resort, the most stable genius in the history of the world, his excellencecy, he of most enormous hands, president of the united states and like, really smart person, donald j. trump! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> the theme for tonight's speech was safe, strong and proud. i guess they felt it was bet erp than loud, orange and out of control. why is there a theme. tsd state of the union not a home coming dance. this comes at a difficult time for the president, his approval rating ibelow 40% before the episode of "this is us". he spokes on trade, immigration, foreign policy and promised to move on infrastructure like a bitch. that should be good. number of democrats brought

immigrants to the speech, not just democrats, the president brought an immigrant as his guest too. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] of course there's been a lot of speculation this week. even some report that's melania's unhappy with trump since the stormy daniels story broke. she cancelled the trip to join him last weekend if there's any question about her enthusiasm for her husband she put those rumors to rest tonight. [ applause ] that was melania wearing a tasteful white pant suit in tribute to the president she voted for. and -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the mayor of san juan was in attendance, like the bachelor who hated the contestants

together in the same room they look like they ate a bag of expired batteries. as is the case there was a lot of standing ovation. more forced applause than kim jong-un birthday party. for the most pasht the president had a lot of friends in the house. >> the new tide of optimism is already sweeping across the land each day we're with a righteous vision to make america great again for all americans. [ cheers and applause ] that's nice. say what you want he's a very supportive husband. trump is very low key. i think they slipped a xanax in his cheese burger before the speech.

he said he has elimb napted more regulations in his eliminated more regulations in his first year than any administration in history. and bragged about the tax cuts. bragged about golf channel when tiger woods was back. fwrz had he he mentioned that. the crowd ate it up. >> african-american unemployment stands at the lowest rate ever recorded. [ cheers and applause ] look at all those smiling faces. that's what it's all about. right there. donald trump taking credit for low unemployment among black people is like ryan seacrest taking credit for the new year. look the ball went up. i did it again. trump for the most part stuck to the script. didn't do a lot of ad libing.

he stuck to the tele prompter instead. >> so let's begin tonight by recognizing that the state of our union is strong. because our people are strong. [ applause ] since the election we have create 2.4 million new jobs. just as i promised the american people from this podium eleven months ago we enacted the biggest tax cuts and reforms in american hisry [ applause ] oh, look at that. [ cheers and funny that the pre stuck to that tele prompter, maybe i'm remembering this wrong i thought he was against teleprompters.

>> i'm not reading teleprompters, not easy. not easy. >> i don't believe in teleprompters, although it is very easy would i like to read a speech for half hour and just leave. >> isn't it better when we don't have these hat'sng tonight? teleprompters.e don't want tele >> i don't need teleprompts all memories and it's called other things. >> it's called other things i'd be able to remember if i were using the teleprompter but i'm not. so i can't. all right. we're going to take a break. stormy daniels is here. we have something vy serious when we come back. right back with that. gfor...s one for you, and one

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. as you know this is a comedy show and sure enough moments from now we'll chat with a adult movie star who is roreported to have had an affair with our president. and that will be funny. first i want toet serious. americans are focused on the future and we have to deal with daca, there are 700,000 dreamers, young adults brought to this country as children and many could face deportation if daca is not renewed the deadline is march 5th and it doesn't happen a lot of people who lived here since they were babies could be deported. a vast majority of americans, in the neighborhood of 87%

amicans support daca but all of a sudden a polarizing issue has become a bargaining chip for the wall he wants to build. we fou that do not support daca and i introduced them to a real family whose future relies on it, weht them f here's how it went. >> i'm jimmy. >> hi jimmy. >> nice meeting you. >> niceo. >> you told me you're die hard conservative republican. >> that's correct. >> all your life. >> all my life. >> you support daca? >> no i do not. >> tell me why. >> well because their parents made a mistake of blatantly circumvent the rule of law. >> do you believe someone who came to the united states as i baby, is now an adult should be sent back to wherever they came from? >> i look at it this way if they're an adult and know they

are here illegally they can do as much as they can on their part to get legal. at that point there's no excuse. >>. >> if you're in this country illegally, you need to be deported and take the skills home, come here legally. >> i'm not responsible bringing them here,i want every single dreamer deported i want to start deporting dreamers even before ms 13. >> can i ask you a question. >> huh? >> you don't play santa at the mall do you? >> nah nah. >> i would focus on criminal aliens. >> if they had no criminal record you wouldn't send them back. you support daca you just don't realize it. >> we're not trying to stop them from coming over here, we want them to stand in line. >> i want you to meet somebody come with me please. come on let's go inside.

♪ >> so, this is, esmeralda and her daughter rose. she came here how old were you when you came to this country? >> i was two. >> you were two years old. parents brought you from where? >> mexico city. >> from mexico city. you have a baby now. >> yes. >> and you are a daca recipient. you signed up. did a background check. >> yes. >> you were finger printed. you have a job? >> yes. >> you pay taxes? >> yes. >> you go to nursing school? >> yes. >> how many of you think it would be right for esmeralda to be sent back to a country that she's never known. >> well i don't think it would be right but would be legal for her to go back to mexico and then apply like everybody else. i did it myself. i am proud of legal immigration. >> okay that's a fair point. i think it's a very fair point.

i'd like you to meet somebody else if we could. michael, come on in. so michael, have a seat right there. if you would. so michael is her fiance. and rose's dad. tell us about yourself, michael. >> i'm born and raised in kansas, deep down many beautiful country. i grew up really strong conservative. i work in the max prison. my part-time job i'm a united states soldier for the army national guard. >> and michael is being deployed soon over seas. which leaves his fiance and his daughter behind. which means his fiance could be sent back to mexico while he's over seas. so do you think a man who serving this country who is an active member of the military do you think he should be treated like this. >> first off the little girl cannot be deported i think she

needs to go back to her own country and work on her own country. if she wants to come over legally it's his responsibility to figure out how to get back here. >> as a former veteran you don't feel a fellow military man -- >> first she can go back and come back legally. >> you know she would have to take up to ten years to come back. >> i would get an immigration attorney. >> we do have one. >> that's what the immigration attorney told you. >> what you said. >> we can agree to disagree but i know you can concur we live in a most loving and compassionate and exceptional country. >> no i don't agree with that. i think this country has be become cruel. i mean look at this woman and her husband who is in the military [ overlapping speakers ] where is the compassion. let's let michael speak. he has something he wants to

say. >> what people don't realize the process is hard, it's brutal. we're going through it. we as a family has paid so much money toake sure everything is documented and right. what a lot of people like to focus on is what has happened. but the people who are doing everything rig, trying to go through the process best a they can, financially, skipping bills, even just to get documents right, going without water. electricity. >> there was a young man who was 22 years old at uc irvine and i spoke to him calmly and said you're here avrillegally this i not your country. >> trying to imagine you as a little boy i think he can. >> moment she came over the border illegal. okay. in violation of the constitution. no matter how it is. >> she did nothing wrong. she was a baby. >> you say you work, right and you pay taxes but you don't have a social security card? >> yes, i do. if you have daca -- can i speak -- if you receive daca --

>> -- which is unconstitutional. >> if you receive daca you get social security granted by the government with my name and says dhs authorization and you have to get your biometrics done to get a work permit and that work permit expires every two years. every two years. >> have you been -- >> i didn't have health insurance for 18. >> i'm an american citizen i didn't have health insurance and i lost my eye. >> options for her a available i do not think she will be deported. >> i do hope your right. >> between the two of them -- >> you think they should just get married right. >> that's a pathway to citizenship that is already available. >> you would make an exception. >> so we had one defector in the group. yes? yes. >> no, no, look, i'm not a

defector. i stand strong against daca. >> except for in this case. >> in this case, yes. >> you're a defector. but i love you. it's okay. all right. well there you go. we got one of them. come sit over here with us. >> oh, no i don't want to get in any trouble. >> look how cute that kid is. we made almost no progress but i'd like to thank everybody for spending their morning. >> what about the rest of them. deport the other 700,000. >> all right. come from san over here [ cheers and applause ] >> i hope they get it figured out. >> jimmy: tonight on the show, stormy daniels is here. we have music from elise trouw. and we'll be right back with kerry washington. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: vo portions of "jimmy kimmel live"are brought to you by febreze! the answer is sim. americans make america great.

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question. >> jimmy: okay what are they. >> one if she thinks donald trump is going to do eight years as a president. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm not even going to ask what the sec then, her debut album is called "unraveling," elise trouw from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, jamie dornan danai gurira will join us. we'll have music from russell dickerson, plus guillermo's report from media night at the super bowl. and on thursday, lupita nyong'o, billy eichner, rick springfield and ty segall. our first guest tonight is the star of a tv show that, at one time, seemed unrealistic. take on washington. but that was a long time ago. olivia pope marches on on the final season of "scandal." >> this is what an intervention? >> think of this as a second chance, leave the white house, give up b-6-13 and david won't prosecute. >> i don't believe this.

>> you killed quinn. admit it. >> quinn's death wasn't on me. >> how can you say that. >> b 613 was handling a situation, quinn should have trusted that i was only doing what was absolutely necessary. >> jimmy: watch "scandal" thursday nights on abc. please welcome kerry washington. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ kerry, i know you're not really olivia pope but didn't huck torture quinn and how dare he be bad at you. >> judge me, right. >> jimmy: for killing her. >> did you ask me to be here

because you think i'm olivia pope you want me to handle stormy daniels, i'm not really a vixor. >> jimmy: you're not, i think olivia wherever she is could be a great help for stormy as she weathers this storm. it's your birthday tomorrow happy birthday. >> it is thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i feel like, i was really think being it today. it's hard to make any wishes for myself when i'm blowing out candles because i have everything i ever wanted. i have the best job ever which is ending soon sadly. but a great family. to have my episode i directed airing day after my birthday is pretty sweet. >> jimmy: oh, that's right. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you hadn't directed an episode before. >> no this is my first time directing at "scandal". >> jimmy: was it easy or fun.

>> i was in the episode a lot. thought they would write me light to focus on doing something i never done before. i'm notorious awful the former president he directs a lot ever and i'm very mean when he directs and after i directed he directed again and i was super nice because directing is hard. directing yourself is really hard. you want the actors to cooperate and for seven years i've been torturing him. >> jimmy: now the show is over you can be nice now. >> i can be nice, yeah. >> jimmy: this is a photo of kobe bryant photo bombing on the set of scandal. >> there we are trying to work. >> jimmy: how'd that happen. >> you know kobe goes around and interviews successful people. >> jimmy: he's never done it to me but i heard tale. >> it's a sign. he wasn't there to talk to me he was there talking to shonda. so he visited "scandal" and we

asked him to pretend to photo bomb us and we can pretend to be annoyed. i had kobe bryant at my birthday party on set on monday. who have you had at your birthday party, jimmy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think i had the back up point guard. [ laughter ] now does kobe, who is the biggest, literally kobe may have been the biggest, but who is the biggest on set visitor in all years of "scandal". >> kobe is pretty amazing and hillary clinton. >> that's a big one. >> yeah. i hope all you people voted. and will vote again. >> jimmy: it doesn't matter now. >> well mid-terms. we have a shot people. mid-terms. [ cheers and applause ] please show up. your country needs you. but also we had oprah.

>> jimmy: that's biggest one. >> oprah's a big guest. >> jimmy: which would be bigger the pope or oprah. if the pope showed up would it be bigger than oprah. >> i really love this current pope, pope frankie. you should ask people on the street. i don't want to not get into heaven because i didn't say oprah. >> jimmy: you have a cross over show how to get away with murder with vrks iola davis do you have scenes together. >> i do. viola came to scandal and i went to her show. how to get away with murder. >> jimmy: was it fun for you. >> the best. >> jimmy: i miss those. that used to happen in the 70s. like la verne and shirley would go on a date with ritchie and fonz and it was like oh, my god what's happening they crossed the line i thought would never,

ever be crossed. >> it's pretty awesome i remember shonda saying early on we'd never do it but they came up with a story line it makes sense and works. it was really fun. i guess viola has a belief that olivia pope walks very fast and i was doing a scene with her out of breath trying to keep up with her. she was speeding down the street. i'm dieing to catch up with her. because she was afraid of my walk. >> jimmy: like a little olympic preview we're watching. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that will be a lot of fun to watch. and you have a show on facebook. >> i do. >> jimmy: what's that can show? >> it's called "five points" on face platform there's a lot of reality programming, we are producing the first narrative called "five points" and tune in to my social media tomorrow and i'll say the day we're

premiuming. >> jimmy: so you're teasing a tease. >> i am. is that okay. i'm a tease what can i say. >> jimmy: did you watch the state of the union tonight? >> i did, i, i did. >> jimmy: did you stand up in all the right places. >> meaning not at all. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i have a lot of respect for the office of the president but i am very, very upset with the state of our union. so. >> jimmy: by the way i don't know why this popped in my head when you are directing do you practice how you're going to say action. is it like, action! or just like, action. >> i actually, we had a couple rehearseales where my daughter has been around and we encourage her to say action and listen, i notice when i say it i sound like her, so i sound like a three and half-year-old. >> jimmy: people are being directed by a child. >> yes but they still listen it's amazing. >> jimmy: great to have you here. this is it for the season please

come back again. >> i love you. thank you for always being so kind to our show. >> jimmy: of course. kerry washington everybody. "scandal" airs thursday nights at 9 here on abc. and "five points" premiers on facebook. we'll be right back with stormy daniels. join t-mobile today, and get an unlimited family plan with netflix included. wow. plus, when you buy an iphone, get an iphone for your bff on us. i like it. all on america's best unlimited network.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi we're back. our next guest has a unique perspective on the president of the united states. she is an actor and director who either did or did not receive $130k to be or not be here tonight. please welcome stormy daniels. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: stormy, it's great to have you here. thank you for being here. i had a pretty clear idea what i wanted to ask you tonight but then about three hours ago i go on the internet and i see this letter that pops up, it says official statement of stormy daniels. to whom it may concern over the past few weeks i've been asked countless times to comment on

reports of an alleged sexual relationship i had with donald trump many, many, many years ago. the fact of the matter each party to this alleged affair denied this affair through the years, i'm not denying this affair because i was paid hush money as has been reported in tabloids, wall street journal, i'm denying this affair because it never happened. i will have no further comment on this matter. please feel free to check me out on instagram. >> that's not the craziest thing i read about myself on the internet tonight. >> this is fascinating, the signature on the original statement doesn't match the signature on this statement and i went through my library of photographs of you t to compare it, head shots that you have signed and these seem to match the original statement and am i getting at anything.

did you sign this letter that was released today? >> i don't know did i. doesn't look like my signature does it. >> jimmy: it doesn't look like your signature. you're saying perhaps this letter was written and released without your approval. >> hmm. ha ha. >> jimmy: do you know where it came from? do you have any idea? >> i do not. it came from the internet. >> jimmy: so you deny having anything to do with it. >> i also work for fbi and i'm a man according to the internet today. >> jimmy: is that right. well we'll have to do a full examination. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so do you think the president is watching right now? i like to imagine him. >> i don't want to imagine him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, you don't have to imagine him. i mean. so i'd like to imagine him, though, lying in his bed with

cheeseburger wrappers all over the place, he's like i was so great at the state of the union tonight and he turns on the tv and he's like oh, no stormy why are you on that talk show when you could be here in bed with me. having the most fantastic love-making of your entire life. >> eh. i'm glad i didn't put food on my writer. >> jimmy: was it that unpleasant of an experience. >> an unpleasant picture you're painting there. >> jimmy: that's fascinating. i know you either do or don't have a non-disclosure agreement. which if you didn't have a non-disclosure agreement -- do you have a non-disclosure agreement. >> do i? >> jimmy: you can't say. but if you didn't, you certainly could say i don't have a non-disclosure agreement. >> you're so smart, just a minute . >> you're so smart jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you so much.

there was an interview with "in touch" magazine in 2011 did you do that interview. >> not as it is written. >> jimmy: but they did release a transcript of what you said. is that transcript incorrect? >> i honestly haven't seen the whole transcript i'm too scared to look at it. >> jimmy: let's go through it. >> let's not. >> jimmy: you were at a golf tournament you notice trump looking at you, he approached you in the gift room asked for your number and asked to have dinner with him. he asked you to meet in his room you assumed you'd be going to dinner when you got there he was in pajama pants -- >> i thought this was a talk show not a horror movie. this is a whole different pay scale. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he told you you were very smart which seems to be true and you should be on the apprentice you said no you're

not going to be able to get me on "the apprentice" he said i can get you on. you engaged in generic sex and perfect can wanted to sign copy of dvds. >> he does have good taste i guess. >> he kept calling for month. had dinner with him at beverley hills hotel while you're there he was watching "shark week" this detail is so -- like if they did make this up. >> everyone loves "shark week" that's not even -- >> jimmy: you're right. you said he's obsessed and terrified of sharks. >> aren't we all. >> jimmy: not necessarily obsessed with but yes most are scared of shark that night he told you he could get you on the apprentice is any of that true. >> define true. >> jimmy: do you feel you're a victim in any sense?

>> um, lately, yes. >> jimmy: lately, you do. a victim of whom? >> the internet. >> jimmy: of the internet. you're reading things people are writing about you. >> i'm trying not to. >> jimmy: what did you think when donald trump brought the three women who accused bill clinton of sexual misdeeds to the debate in 2016 did it seem particularly odd to you. >> odd, no, dirty, yes, i know a lot about dirty and even i wouldn't do that. >> jimmy: does that make you feel like, appearing on this show your manager sent an e-mail and said would you like to have stormy i was like yeah of course we'd love to have her on the show. do you feel any guilt at all about discussing this even though we're not specifically talking about the details of what did or didn't happen, that actually did happen [ laughter ] do you feel any guilt.

like do you feel guilt for melania? >> i feel guilts towards my family because my daughter has been exposed to things that, you know, like i said they're just making up random things on the internet. if my daughter was old enough to read the internet which she's not she would have found out her mom is actually her dad. >> jimmy: on the internet said you could describe donald trump's junk in detail. >> what is wrong with you. >> jimmy: i don't know what's wrong with me. what is wrong with you is the question. we're going to find out what's wrong with stormy daniels when we come back. be right back. you're not taking a picture of that? no, i want to video chat with a doctor (cooing) (grunt) oh! (clattering) (toys clicking, buzzing) whoa... (straining) i'm okay. need a doctor after hours? unitedhealthcare can help. see a doctor right on your phone, right from your home. is that normal? that's normal for a new baby. and what about him? hey, doc.

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look at those hands, are they small hands? and he referred to my hands, if they're small something else must be small i guarantee you there's no problem. i guarantee you. >> jimmy: all right he guarantees it. stormy daniels is here. so stormy, not asking you to say anything about anything but i got three carrots here. >> better be diamonds. >> jimmy: there's a carrot.

there's a carrot. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> without any commentary, would you like to pick a carrot. >> yeah i'm used to the sparkly kind of carrots. >> jimmy: uh-huh if you pick a carrot you might get some of that stuff. >> sweet talker. >> jimmy: no carrot? >> who wants a carrot. >> jimmy: they're good for your eye sight. okay. i know you can't answer questions because of this mba you have. but stormy puppet there it is, we worked on it for literally hours. and look who is here with us. donald in his under pants. [ cheers and applause ] stormy, you look fantastic, welcome to the golf tournament.

would you like my phone number. maybe we can have dinner together. >> you're so wrong. >> jimmy: i'm the only person in the world that doesn't do donald trump. >> i know that's terrible. >> jimmy: does this seem familiar to you, tighty whiteys? anything you want to say about this? have you ever played the game, no i'm goi ing to speak to the puppet so you don't get in trouble, stormy puppet have you ever played the game never have i ever. you have? is that yes or no. that's a yes. we're going to play never have i ever. i'm going to ask a few questions about various things. >> this feels like an "svu" episode. >> jimmy: here it is. now. here's how it works, if you have done something don't move. if you haven't done it shake your head no. okay. sorry puppet. okay.

here we go. never have i ever gone skinny dipping. okay. that means you've gone skinny dipping. never have i ever shop lifted. oh. never have i ever had sex with a married man. forgot if that's yes or no. >> that was yes. you suck at this game. >> jimmy: i know i'm bad. never have i had sex with married man at golf tournament. good. good. never have i watched "shark w k week" in a hotel room with the host of a reality show. she's not moving. never have i ever had sex with someone who fired gary bu sey on tv. >> i don't know the answer to

that. >> jimmy: oh, donald trump did so go ahead. wait you wanted to be on celebrity apprentice and never even saw it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] if arnold does another they're going to sign you up. who question. this was unsuccessful. we'll try one more thing. stormy daniels is here. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ 60% of women are wearing the wrong size pad and

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ronaldo rum . >> i'll call you whatever you want me to baby. >> jimmy: stormy daniels "nightline" is next. good night. ♪ >> in is "nightline." this is "nightline." tonight state of the union. >> this in fact is our new american moment. >> president trump touting an american come back. boasting historic economic milestones and promises kept. >> for many years companies and jobs were only leaving us. but now they're roaring back. they're coming back. >> calling for bipartisan action on trade, infrastructure, and immigration. >> a path to citizenship for 1.8 illegal immigrants. >> but across the aisle silent

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