display. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what they offered them. the museum told trump to van gogh eff himself. the trumps said no, because what are they going to do with another golden toilet? i'm surprised they said no. to me gold toilet is way better, i mean, the first time you pee on a van gogh, it's ruined. maybe this is something trump should hang in the white house. vice president pence tweeted this photo of the annual crop of white house interns. page class will graduate this week and return to their homes across the country, inspiring group. what an inspiring group. look at how white they all are. it's like an albino rainbow. [ laughter and applause ] so much diversity. tall white kids, female white kids, male white kids. those aren't interns, those are

the children of the corn that you're posing with. [ laughter ] and what was the interview process like? and how many times have you seen the dave matthews band live? [ laughter ] put that photo back up. look at how short mike pence is. was he always that short? i think maybe he shrank from all the bending down to kiss the president's ass over the last year. [ laughter and applause ] in case you were worried the white house isn't white enough, don't worry, it is. "the new york times" had a bombshell story tonight. they reported that the president ordered white house counsel don mcgahn to fire robert mueller who is running the russia investigation. but then the president backed off, mcgahn said, if you make me do that, i'm going to quit. which would have been a disaster, and still might be now that this the information has been released. you can't just fire every guy who investigates you. he's running the white house by the exact same rules of "the apprentice."

he doesn't understand. he's like, nobody had a problem when i fired meatloaf. [ laughter and applause ] according to this report, trump said mueller has a conflict of interest because years ago, there was a dispute over fees and mueller cancelled his membership at the trump national golf club in virginia. of course it's about golf. it's always all about golf. everything is golf-related. the last time trump fired someone from the fbi, it was jim comey. and that led to robert mueller getting hired. if he fires robert mueller, maybe they'll put special investigator hillary clinton on the case, who knows. i will say this, richard nixon right now, must be rolling around in his grave, going, how does he do it! [ laughter ] there was good news for team trump-pence today. oprah has announced she will not run for president in 2020. she did an interview and said, running for president is not for her.

if she's not going to run for president, can't she at least give us each a car or something? [ cheers and applause ] >> think about it, oprah. celebrities like oprah don't want to be president. they have lots of money, people like them. you become president, you have to worry about war, terrorists, sit through boring meetings, half the country automatically hates you. the only reason donald trump did it is because he's dumb. cheer this is an alarming fact, out of all the many countries in the world, india has the most selfie-related deaths. these are deaths caused by people taking pictures of themselves and the reason for that is people like this gentleman. [ train honking ]. >> jimmy: oh is right. miraculously, that man survived

and is in stable condition. and somehow we're able to track him down and he's agreed -- he's joining us live now against all odds from his hospital bed in hydrabad, india. how are you? >> hello, mr. jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hi. i want to know how you're doing. >> i'm okay, i'm alive, that's the most important thing. >> jimmy: to be honest, you don't look okay, your arms and legs appear to be missing. >> they are not missing, they are right over there. >> jimmy: all right, well, you seem to be taking this very well. >> it's not too bad. i lost weight. >> jimmy: you lost weight. well, god bless you for looking on the bright side of this situation. not many people can do that. i'm glad you're okay. sorry you can't take selfies anymore. i guess that's the worst part of it. >> i can still take selfies, i just need to use this stick. cheese!

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pal guillermo a happy birthday. >> thank you, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the reason i want to mention it, you did some celebrating today here at work, right? >> yes, jimmy. we had four shots of tequila. >> jimmy: came to my office this afternoon with a bottle of tequila and glasses and said, let's do some shots. how are you feeling right now? >> i feel great. >> jimmy: what's your plan for your birthday this weekend? >> go have dinner and spend time with the family. >> jimmy: i don't really care what the answer is, i just like watching you talk when you're loaded. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's how you know when guillermo's drunk, when he talks, he does this, like he's holding on to an imaginary walker or should go. heading to imaginary ponies. well, happy birthday to you, my friend. >> thank you.

[ applause ] >> jimmy: from time to time, we like to send my cousin sal out in front of the theater to create tumult. this time we paired sal with a contortionist named alexei golobora -- i don't know what the last name is. it's there on the screen. part of the cirque du soleil show. you know what a contortionist is, right, guillermo? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. this is what happens when my cousin sal and a very flexible man turn hollywood boulevard into a little circus. >> look out, look out! >> can you watch this bag for

one second, please, i just have to go to the bathroom. >> there's not a bomb in there, is it? >> no, i just have to go to the bathroom. >> i'm free. >> thank you. thank you so much for -- what happened? >> you had a body in there. >> you were supposed to watch. >> you had a body in there. >> you were supposed to watch. >> you're not supposed to have a body in there. >> i was. and now he's gone. which way did he go? >> can you help me? help me. can you help me out? can you stop taking pictures and just help me? just grab my arm and pull it. ouch, you're making it worse.

>> thank you. >> all right. >> you guys want a balloon animal? want something special? come on, let's show them something special. all right, who wants him? >> okay, i'll take him. >> don't forget to water him three times a day. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks to sal and alexei. one more thing, thursday night, time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it's this week in unnecessary censorship. [ cheers and applause ] >> when i was a little girl, i

dreamed of [ bleep ] an olympic figure skater. >> republicans as you know, being the party with the run of the table in washington, they're going to get [ bleep ]. you will get fingered. >> the white house lawyer told us president trump is, quote, very eager to be [ bleep ] by mueller. >> you've decided to [ bleep ] your [ bleep ] as a freshman in college. >> researchers in china say they have successfully [ bleep ] two monkeys. >> melania trump's former roommate. they used to [ bleep ] together before she met donald trump. >> if we could all just stand up, a big round of applause. >> i shouldn't have to say that to anyone, that when a woman goes to work, they don't want to [ bleep ] their boss. >> what is a good way to [ bleep ] more white people? >> good luck. >> a jar of [ bleep ]. >> i think you can do it. >> oh, my goodness. we have a good show for you tonight. lil rel howery is here, and

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will deliver his first state of the union address and our guest will be two women who know a thing or two about having sex with the president, kerry washington who i mentioned before, and stormy daniels herself will be here. it's gonna be fun and educational, i'm going to get deported, i have no doubt that i'll be kicked out of this country. i wonder where i'll go. >> we go together. we'll go to mexico. >> jimmy: okay. our first guest tonight is one of the most talented and highly decorated actors anywhere. she has two tonys, an emmy and an oscar in the trunk of her car. her show is called "how to get away with murder." watch it thursday nights on abc. please welcome viola davis! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look like a superhero right now. >> i do?

which one do i look like? >> jimmy: you are a superhero in a way. you gave a speech at that women's march, a great speech -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and it's viral and everybody's watching it now. are people bringing it up to you a lot? >> people are bringing it up to me a lot. it was one of those things where i didn't know how it was landing, because i wasn't hearing anything when i said the first part of the speech. and i was trying not to put my fist up in the air. because i was like, the fro and the fist. every time the hand went up, i was like eeeeee! >> jimmy: you make the best speeches. you really do. i feel like sometimes maybe they're giving you the awards just to hear you give a speech. that's how good you are. >> you know what, i wish that they would raise my quote. >> jimmy: who would? >> you know, the quote meaning, how much money you get.

>> jimmy: you want more money? >> i would like that. >> jimmy: how much did you get paid to give that speech at the women's march? nothing. it's an outrage, right? >> you don't want to start that, jimmy. you don't want to get me in trouble. >> jimmy: oprah bowed out, and knowing that you really know how to give a speech and get people going, have you ever thought about running -- a president viola in 2020? have you ever -- even secretly? [ cheers and applause ] deep inside have you ever -- >> no, i like vodka too much. i got some questionable things on my record. >> jimmy: our president has his own line of vodka. i think you would be okay. >> yeah, you know, but i like saying [ bleep ]. and all that. i'd probably cuss out congress. completely thug approach. >> jimmy: how's your daughter? she's here, i heard. >> my daughter is here. she brought her backpack with her little, you know, little black girl magic insignia on it

and then she brought another bag. i said, genesis, why are you bringing these bags? she said, i'm going here for the food. i'm going to put all this food in the bag and take it home. i think she's getting tips from my mom who takes aluminum foil with her whenever she goes anywhere. >> jimmy: she does. >> the first governor's ball, after the oscars, she wanted to take the flower arrangement in the middle of the table. she said, i can't leave here without taking this flower arrangement. i said, mom, that's gonna be embarrassing. she said, viola, we could put it in a bag right here. >> jimmy: your daughter takes after her grandmother. >> then she put the food in her purse. i'm like, mom, i know you're from south carolina, but -- >> jimmy: what is your daughter going to do with the food? >> she's gonna eat it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like as a snack, she'll keep it for herself? >> she comes to all the talk shows with me. you are the standard. you are the gold standard.

she goes to every talk show. and she'll taste the food and go, not as good as jimmy kimmel's. >> jimmy: finally, we're winning in one category. [ laughter ] what is she into right now? how old is she? >> karate. she was cross-country, 1.25 miles she was running. and i was in shock, because i mean, you walk with the girl after half a block, she says, mommy, carry me. but now she's doing karate, which, i love it. i could do the politically correct thing and say she's in it for the mental discipline and it tires her out, but i wanted her to learn how to kick somebody's ass. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, because people don't tell girls that. they really don't. they don't tell girls how to protect themselves. i mean, i walk around with my pepper spray in the pink thing to make it look cute. >> jimmy: do you really? >> yeah. i was detained once at heathrow

because of my pepper spray. just detained just a little bit. >> jimmy: so she knows how to handle herself now, or is she just starting? >> she's just starting. we practice in the kitchen. >> jimmy: you do, with her? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: will you grab a knife and then lunge at her? how does that work? >> she's not ready for the knife yet, jimmy. it's coming, though. >> jimmy: you have to be really careful. you don't want to do that with your children. >> yeah, absolutely. >> jimmy: your husband was a football player, right? >> they called him headache ball. >> jimmy: headache ball? >> yeah. >> jimmy: why? >> because he said he knew how to rattle the head gear of any football player. he had a 52-inch chest, and a 23-inch neck. >> jimmy: wow. >> that's why i fell in love. >> jimmy: it was the neck? >> you know, i hate to say it, i love it. >> jimmy: you like a big neck? >> i love a big chest. >> jimmy: can you get a big neck, or you just have one? you can't really increase the size of your neck, can you? >> i can't increase the size of my neck, but it's like, he said

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we're back with viola davis. lil rel howery and lanco still to come. "how to get away with murder" and melania trump's favorite show, she said. [ laughter ] >> you know, i swear to you, that was the one question i said, please don't, just don't even mention it. >> jimmy: i know, i should have started with it. but would you ever consider a walk-on role for melania trump? >> oh, my. you know what, yes. >> jimmy: you would? all right, you'd consider it. >> because you know what? >> jimmy: what? >> i really want to talk to the lady. >> jimmy: of course you do. >> i really do. >> jimmy: does any part of you

feel like, i'm glad i'm bringing this woman who is captive in her own home, a little bit of pleasure on a weekly basis? >> no, i just want the inside scoop. i don't want to give her any sort of pleasure. i just want the inside scoop. me and her could have some vodka together. >> jimmy: when you were a kid, what tv shows did you love? >> "good times," "that's my mama," "what's happening," the jeffersons. >> jimmy: "that's my momma" how long was that on? >> not long at all. ted lang was on. he was the ooh-we kid. ♪ ooh-we ♪ i got it, i got it ♪ i got the recording. >> jimmy: that was his catch-phrase. >> ooh-we, i got it, i got it. >> jimmy: he was isaac on the love boat. >> he was. i think i met him at church years later, that we used to go

to. >> jimmy: really? >> and i was like, ted lange is at my church. and he was the ooh-we kid. >> jimmy: did you mention that to him? >> i was too embarrassed. >> jimmy: that's probably best at church not to mention the ooh-we kid. >> i was very holy. >> jimmy: with "scandal," you guys have a crossover episode. >> yes. >> jimmy: in which -- now, will you and kerry washington be in scenes together on this crossover episode? >> that's the whole point. olivia pope and annalise keating. and i have to tell you, every time we touched on the show, it was static electricity. >> jimmy: really? >> every single time. it was black girl magic on steroids. [ applause ] >> i'm telling you. you didn't think it was the real thing, but every time. >> jimmy: little pops and sparks coming out. did that translate to the screen, have you seen it yet? >> i haven't. i'm hoping. >> jimmy: you know, they don't do that, that much anymore.

i used to love when that would happen. >> remember george jefferson used to be on "all in the family." >> jimmy: yeah, and it spun off from that. i hope they follow the lead and do more crossover. guillermo, let's do another show right after this. we'll walk on to one. we'll go barge into "ellen." >> that's right. >> jimmy: well, it's great to see you. i hope your daughter is getting -- she can come any time and get snacks here. >> she said she couldn't find a bagel. >> jimmy: we'll get her a bagel. we don't want to be anti-semitic. we'll get her a bagel. viola davis! watch "how to get away with murder" thursday nights at 10:00 here on abc. we'll be right back with lil rel howery. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] outta chips.

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nominated for best picture. please welcome lil rel howery! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very happy to have you here. boy were you funny in that movie. you did a great job in that movie. i mean, really, really good. >> i think i was okay. >> jimmy: you were. may i ask about your name. is there a big rel? >> yeah. it's a larger rel. >> jimmy: there is a larger rel. >> well, it comes from my cousin. his name is durel. it's like an urkel basketball story, how it all happened. >> jimmy: what happened? >> so i went to a school called providence st. mary in chicago. did y'all go to st. mary's? it was an all-black private school. >> jimmy: okay.

>>thing about it, i didn't know i was a nerd the whole time. everybody was smart. so my parents couldn't afford to keep me there and put my brother in catholic school. so they was like, you had your turn. his turn. so i go to the school in my neighborhood. it was like going from private school to "lean on me." so i went to the school, i remember the first day of orientation. i didn't know i was a nerd. hey, look at that nerd. i tapped somebody, hey, it's a nerd in here. [ laughter ] he's like, no, they're talking about you. so anyway, i was a nerd the whole first quarter, just because i read stuff before everybody. yo, the public school education is really bad. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> i had that moment, i was a nerd. then basketball try-outs happened. and these dudes didn't know i was working on my game the whole summer with my cousin durel who played on varsity. i took the glasses off. talking crazy, oh, that nerd think he can play basketball. we'll see.

dominated try-outs. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what position did you play? >> point guard. so one of the seniors was like, who is that. they're like that's durel cousin. what's up, lil rel? now i'm lil rel. i'm like my name is milton, what's up, lil rel? now i'm lil rel. >> jimmy: it's a great name for a comedian. but now you're in an academy award nominated film. was this your first movie? >> unfortunately, no. >> jimmy: what was your first? >> you do stand-up, you do a lot of, like, a lot of weird plays and -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> d-movies. >> jimmy: but this is -- being in a movie that's nominated for best picture, you cannot be named lil rel and continue with this. >> yes, i can. it's gonna stay that way. because lil rel represents so much. i was a kid picked on. >> jimmy: that's what lil bow wow said. >> two different stories.

he was a kid star. i grew up in the ghetto, i got out of it, and lil rel gonna stay. >> jimmy: i predict -- this is my prediction, and i hope we have this conversation in some years to come. you're going to become milton "lil rel" howery. and then just milton howery. and as you get older, you'll say, i'm lil rel again. it's like dwayne the rock johnson. trust me on this one. you're an academy award -- i guess you're not technically a nominee. will you go to the academy awards? >> i thought i was. >> jimmy: then what happened? >> you know, we called and they looking for my ticket. oh, you not in the first group. >> jimmy: what does that mean, you're not in the first group? >> so the first tickets they give out, i'm not on that list. >> jimmy: oh, no. listen, i'll get you in. don't worry, i'm the host of the show. >> i'm serious, i want to go. [ applause ]

>> jimmy: you have a big part in that movie. it's not like you had some tiny little scene. >> i know, it's weird too. after that call, i went and like youtubed last year's and counted both groups, the group that thought they won and the group that won, there was like 20 people on the stage. >> jimmy: from each movie. >> so they got extra tickets. >> jimmy: they give them to producers who are like -- you know. just tell them, i'm lil rel. and by the way, big rel should be coming to the show, not just lil rel. >> i love my cousin, but nah. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: where will you watch the oscars if you do not go to the -- will you watch them at home? >> yesterday my home girl that works rock nation and jay-z, invited me to their oscar -- they invited me to their brunch. i don't want to brag. jay is like, yo, rel need to be

at my brunch. i'm taking the kids to disneyland, i can't go. but if you have a oscar party, i'm down. >> jimmy: you're going to their house? >> i don't even know where that's at, jimmy. >> jimmy: they didn't give you an address? >> no, because i'm like, i'm good, i'm going. just last night, i thought i was really good. i don't know if you heard, but "get out" is nominated for an oscar. >> jimmy: well, i would rather go to jay-z's house than sit in the audience. that would be a better way to watch the show, wouldn't it? >> they're going to show an afterparty. i'd rather go to the show -- >> jimmy: and go after? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that makes more sense. wow, that's something else. have you ever met jay-z? and not to rush past that, but you're in a movie with all these basketball players. what's the name? >> uncle drew. >> jimmy: yes. and who is in the movie with

you? >> kyrie irving is uncle drew. chris webber, reggie miller, shaq. >> jimmy: shaq is a great actor. that's a great call. you know, when shaq is in a movie, you'll probably get nominated for another academy award for this one. you know you're in good hands when shaq -- >> i was joking with somebody. if i went back in time and told little kid me, yo, you gonna be in a movie with chris webber, shaq, reggie miller, i'd be like, come on, man, we seen kazaam. don't do that, brother. don't lie too me. shaq was like really good. >> jimmy: did you feel tiny around shaq? >> yeah, tight shaq is, like, huge. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i'm a basketball fan, so i was asking, chris webber, how did you guard this dude, without putting all your body weight on him. like he's a giant.

the thing about basketball players, they're really freak of nature people when you think about it. >> jimmy: they are. >> like if the game of basketball never existed, these guys would be giants and we'd be scared of them. >> jimmy: just chopping down trees or something like that. did you get to play basketball with them? >> yes. >> jimmy: did they think you were a nerd? >> no. >> jimmy: not at all. who'd you play with? >> i played with kyrie. no, i can't tell you that because that's telling the movie. but i'm doing some basketball stuff in there that kyrie helped orchestrate. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. and it's not team work. you know a team of michael j. fox do a weird shot and he can't really play basketball. >> jimmy: and then they cut to the basket. >> cut to the basket. >> jimmy: but this is all you. sounds like you're having fun. >> it was so much fun. i'm a basketball fan. i asked him reggie miller why did him and mike get into that fight. and he told me, i was like, cool. >> jimmy: do tsa agents get

excited when they see you? >> they do. like, oh, there he is. what up, boy! what up, brother! i see you! i'm excited to see them too. i'm like, oh, man, what's up? and then i just try to walk through. and they're like, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. you still gotta take off your shoes. put your laptop in a separate bin. but good to see you, brother. >> jimmy: you still have to take off your shoes. congratulations on everything that's going on. lil rel howery! "get out" will be re-released in select theaters starting tomorrow. we'll be right back with lanco. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] new olay whips

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> this is "nightline." love him or hate him, he seems unstoppable. >> i'm always in competition with myself. >> for nfl legend tom brady, this is 40. tonight the secrets behind his success, the workouts, the diet, and those specially made paja s pajamas, one time rival michael strahan recalls sacking the superstar. inside his world and his marriage. but not everyone is feeling the patriot passion. eagles nation thirsting for their first ever super bowl win.

stories behind their reputation. and the philly fanatic that built the ultimate fan cave with his retirement fund. >> tricky part was selling it to my wife. >> what you need to know about sunday's super bowl show down on this super edition of "nightline." but first the "nightline" five. number one in just 60

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good evening, thanks for joining us. it's super bowl weekend so of course the conversation begins with tom brady, a lightning rod of controversy for years but his greatness undeniable. sunday he'll be the oldest quarterback to ever start in a super bowl. so what is his secret? >> in sports the greatest advantage is often the gift of youth. the nba's freakish next star is just 23. baseball's biggest hitter, 25. gymnastic's golden champion, barely 20. but in super bowl lii this weekend, all eyes are on someone who is actually the big 4-0. >> i think tom brady is the greatest football player we've ever had. >> love him or hate him no one

can deny his accomplishments. tom brady is the oldest quarterback ever to start in a super bowl in a sport where the average age 26 and career just 3 years. brady is a anomaly. in the lead up to the super bowl the notoriously private brady opens up in the facebook d orks c u series. >> did you win or did you lose that's the story. >> tom versus time. >> i see myself doing it better than i've ever done it so why should i stop. >> sharing his mental game. >> when i get out there going to see my techniques. they're wrauching daddy. >> his home. >> what a handsome hubby. >> say boom. >> his family life with super model wife gisele bündchen.

>> six or seven of years he is really focused and i take on 100%, i take the kids to school, i become a lot more present. >> but exposing his personal life came with a down side after a boston radio personality was suspended -- after refearing to brady's daughter. and internet attention on a kiss between brady and his son is making waves. this series focuses on brady's fanatical commitment to preparation her alloweding his tb-12 movement which he feels led to his longevity from physical workouts and massages to his unorthodox diet down to special made path ams to help recovery. >> he found thing that's work for him. i want those