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clear [ cheers ] welcome to the show. we have so many important interesting topics to get to today's. starting with, i want to start with a bomb shell revelation.
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i read today best buy and target are planning to stop selling cds in their stores to which i say best buy and target are still selling cds for those too young to remember cds are shiny discs that would get scratched almost immediately and would sit in a binder of the backseat of the car until you sold the car. if the store stopped selling them cds may not be around any longer, kind of said first cd i bought was elvis electronic spike i bought that and six disc changer only had one but three days later someone stole it all. i saved up for two years to get a new stereo with a cd changer and when i did i went and bought spike again. was the first and second cd i ever bought.
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because i had to get the monkey off my back. by the way, did you hear about what happened with rob gronkowski. rob gronkowski of course is the tight end for the new england patriots. the patriots lost the super bowl on sunday [ cheers and applause ] i didn't mean to start a fight. it just happened. and to make it worst white gronkowski was on the field someone broke into his house and literally robbed gronkowski which is terrible. kind of smart, they knew he wasn't home because he was playing. they were probably watching him only the tv they were stealing. they should be charged with burglary and unsportsman like conduct. got to hope they find him. they took his safe. his gun. they took his book.
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i hope when they catch the guy they drop him in the cage with gronk like a lion but best wishes to rob gronkowski. rob, during the super bowl, this is why i leave my valuables in cleveland with the browns, never a worry there. [ cheers and applause ] this is a special video a sports anchor in tulsa, oklahoma, apparently lifelong eagle fan either than or he's emotionally unstable. >> okay. late break -- yes! they won it, they won it! yes! ah! they did it! [ cheers and applause ]
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it's just, l.a.-thunder. oh. [ laughter ] get it together man. that's -- my god [ cheers and applause ] i think he won the oscar for best supporting actor or something. by the way if it's that big of an affair shouldn't he have been watching the super bowl. congratulations to him i guess. president trump's legal team is now reportedly trying to put the breaks on a looming interview with special counsel robert mueller according to the times trump lawyers are worried he could be lying too much to vest gators and they base their concern on -- -- everything he's ever said and done over the course of his life [ cheers and applause ] donald trump is like the bus from "speed" if he doesn't tell
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60 lies an hour he blows up. fried chicken and cheeseburgers everywhe everywhere. trump 'been bragging to members of the staff that he would clear it up if he spoke to mueller and now his lawyers basically their es excuse is the president can't testify because there's a chance he might lie under oath. like a pickpocket can't go to court because there's a chance he could steal the judges wallet. trump said he doesn't have time, he has "fox and friends" and more. if you are donald trump's lawyer are you more about him lying or telling the truth. it's kind of a lose-lose, if you think about it. meantime president released special message to honor his favorite month of all of them, black history month. ♪
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>> i think you are absolutely fantastic. >> thank you. >> but you're fired. ♪ >> oh, i think that's sweet, you know. [ cheers and applause ] absolutely, fantastic. meanwhile, in south korea, winter olympics start thursday. vice president, mike pence will be there for opening ceremony but is leaving after that so he doesn't have to see biathlon he believes athlon should be between one man and one woman. [ cheers and applause ] the president's daughter ivanka trump headed to pyeongchang to lead the ceremony. choosing them to represent the united states wasn't easy. they had a meetmeeting, who are
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least necessary people in the white house, there was a lot of competition but mike and ivanka won out, and they're going [ cheers and applause ] >> you know what might be making a come back the noro virus. about 1200 members of the olympic security team kurn teen if any of the athletes get the virus could affect their performance in the village sex party. [ laughter ] imagine competing in this event with diarrhea. [ laughter ] i mean you would definitely want to be the first guy down. in other major world news kylie jenner revealed the name of her new born daughter. could i get a drum roll. and her name is stormy.
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so if you have ever wondered whether or not the kardashians are keeping up with current events, they are not. so far parenting-kwiez she's wise she's 0 for one. going to be awkward conversation one day, mommy did you name me after a lady who had sex with the president, honey don't be silly i named you after a shade of eye shadow i like [ cheers and applause ] very good reminder, before you give your baby a name google it. okay. apple has something new and terrifying on the way. soon will be able to track all medical information on the iphone. apple is like we already know this stuff we are just asking your permission. to help keep track of medical history. and to let the guy at the genius bar know you have herpes. part of me likes the idea of
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tracking my medical history but part of me doesn't. imagine what it would be like if siri was your doctor. [ cheers and applause ] hey siri. >> what can i help you with? >> thanks foreseeing me. i've been a little under the weather. >> the weather in los angeles is currently clear skies with zero percent chance of rain. >> no i'm saying, siri i don't feet well. feel well. i have a pain in my side. >> you're concerned about penis size. [ laughter ] i found several pills that can help. >> a little. i have a pain right here it hurts when i press it. >> prostate. got it. remove your pants and bend over the table [ laughter ] >> no, no, siri this pain has absolutely nothing to do with my prostate. >> okay.
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prostitute. i found five prostitutes in your area. tap one to call. >> no. you know i don't want to call them. can you give me something for the pain, as pirn or tylenol. >> okay toad pide pods. >> no. >> can i help you with anything. >> no siri thank you for the tide pods. i'm just going to stay here. i don't know why. i feel like it. you just walked in on a lily tomlin sketch. all right. well when we come back we got a story about a girl, one of the smartest girl scouts in american history and a lot of other stuff too. and we're going to eat some tide pods everybody, there you go. we'll be right back.
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♪ >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back to the show. sam rockwell and miranda kerr and music from awolnation is on the way. but first you know it's girl scout cookie season right now and allow me to present the 2018 nominee for girl scout salesperson of the year. >> cellphone video shows a nine-year-old selling girl scout cookies out of a wagon near a marijuana dispense airy she sold 312 boxes in six hours.
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[ cheers and applause ] . >> jimmy: that's 52 boxes an hour, brilliant. you sell cookies on the way in, and by the time they came out already forgot they bought cookies. the store posted the picture and prompted to see if she broke any rules only rules should be whether she's old enough to be president of the girl scouts [ cheers and applause ] marijuana as many know is legal now in southern california in the state of california for reck re aitional use and i've been smelling a lot of recreation in our neighborhood every day. with that time to play a game called "who's high? cousin sal is out front of the theater do you detect any high
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people. >> yes, i do smell some cannabis down this way. >> here's how we play the game we bring in three contestants one is high the other two are not. our job is to determine whether they smoke pot or not. let's bring in the first group. there they are. okay. all right. well, let's see now. hi, what's your name? >> daniel. >> yeah i saw that on your tag. daniel where you from? >> i'm from melbourne. >> jimmy: okay. can we get closer in on daniel's eyes so i can have a look. you have beautiful blue eyes daniel. >> thank you jimmy. >> jimmy: not much i don't see any red in there really. daniel, what did you have for lunch today? >> had a panini. >> jimmy: how many of them? >> one. >> jimmy: okay. i don't think it's daniel. let's move on to the center. hello adrian. >> how you doing jimmy.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good, do people still say yo adrian or is that past now. >> that's past, like last month. >> jimmy: yeah? what do you do for a living adrian. >> i'm a truck driver. >> jimmy: all right do you get tested. >> no, i do not. >> jimmy: you do not. okay. all right. all right, i guess before i decide it's you we should talk to sharon for a second. >> hi jimmy. >> jimmy: hi sharon, how are you? >> real good. [ cheers and applause ] sharon, are you from st. louis. >> yes i am. i'm on vacation. >> jimmy: yeah have you been to one of our medical marijuana shops since you been here? >> i have not. >> jimmy: well then i'm going to
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say it's adrian, got to be, adrian are you high? >> no jimmy? >> jimmy: what! whoa sharon are you high. >> no i am not. >> jimmy: wait a minute, daniel, you're the one. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes. >> you can't see it but he's been chewing on his tongue for few minutes. here's thin mints everybody. >> jimmy: girl scout cookies everybody. let's bring in one more group to see how it goes. wow that was. oh, my god. now wait are you guys twins. do you know each other. >> nah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, geez. i feel like i'm high now.
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>> that's good. >> jimmy: when you saw each other you're like let's hang out all the time. >> every day. >> jimmy: bobby where you from. >> i'm from philadelphia. >> jimmy: hey congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: were you happy, were you watching the super bowl. >> yeah i was watching it. >> jimmy: seem pretty fired up what do you do for work brobby. >> i'm an artist i make paintings and artwork at home. >> jimmy: where else would you make them. >> anywhere i want. >> jimmy: okay. all right. let's keep going, now aaron what do you do for work aaron. >> i'm a rapper. >> jimmy: where you from? >> florida. palm beach. >> jimmy: you feel it's important for a rapper to enjoy the ganja from time to time. >> yeah i think so, it helps me. i like it. >> jimmy: okay. all right. and finallierica, hello, where you from. >> from alberta, washington.
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>> were you on the price is right today? >> i'm not at liberty say skbroo wow were you contestant potentially. >> i was in the building. >> jimmy: did you touch drew carrie today. >> i tried to but security grabbed me. >> jimmy: all right off the bat i would say no way it's erica and everybody tries to trick me and it's probably erica and i got these two guys here. [ laughter ] well. erica what do you do for work? >> i'm a finance manager. >> jimmy: okay. well your eyes look clear. okay. let's take one last pass. take a look. [ laughter ] ah, geez, it's got to be aaron. aaron, it's got to be aaron. no offense to bobby you look high too. >> no offense we out here pretty
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medicated. >> jimmy: aaron are you high? >> i might be, yeah i'm medicated. >> jimmy: we have prizes. there you go. crayons. don't eat those aaron. those are not a snack. all right. thank you very much. wow what a game that is, huh. we ought to get that in primetime, you know. we have music from awolnation, miranda kerr is here, we'll be right back with sam rockwell. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: portion of jimmy kimmel live are brought to you by -- and fill it with music. om so if you want to feel all the layers of that acoustic version you love... (song by sylvan esso) ...or if you just want to bump the bass. hey google, play that song that's like... you might not ever come down... (song by anderson paak) use it with spotify or youtube music.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the show she's a mod eligib model, miranda kerr is here and musical guest awolnation on the mercedes-benz stage. tomorrow jairus byrd rose byrne and richard jenkins will join us and real life and ellen pompeo and elise trouw so join us then.
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next honored for oscar for his war "three billboards outside ebbing, missouri" which is in theaters, please welcome sam rockwell! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: now i'm happy to have you here. i feel like i know you because we have mutual friend who's talk about you all the time. >> yeah like jen talk, krzyzewski. >> yeah john krzyzewski talked about you for solid hour the other night. >> fabulous he's a great man. >> jimmy: great to have you here you did a fantastic job in that movie as well. [ cheers and applause ] >> thanks man. thanks. >> jimmy: i don't know if you know this but you're the heavy favorite as far as gambling goes
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you're the heavy favorite to win the oscar do you feel like the heavy favorite? >> i feel blessed to be part of this incredible group of actors, you know, it's plumber, defoe, i work with defoe, richard jenkins is buddy of mine, woody harrellson is a buddy of mine. >> jimmy: you worked with him on another movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you worry you might cancel each other out because you're in the same movie. >> possible, sure. >> jimmy: is he competitive because woody is very competitive. >> woody is competitive yes. >> jimmy: is he competitive in this kind of thing or would you want to beat you more in arm wrestling match than for the oscar. >> you know what's that? >> jimmy: feel he would be more interested in winning flip cup than winning oscar. >> you know how he got "white men can't jump" wasn't a movie
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star at the time and he had to play full court to get the part and he can play, he got after it, he got the part. there you go. >> jimmy: maybe you guys can do that whoever wins the basketball game wins the oscar. >> i suck at basketball. >> jimmy: is there a area you may beat woody. >> maybe hoofing, maybe dancing. >> jimmy: that would be fantastic. you are a good dancer. >> i think woody is a good dancer too, basketball is kwiend of like dancing. >> jimmy: will you bring an acceptance speech to the oscars with you. >> i think you got to have bullet points in case. >> jimmy: written down or in your head. >> i don't know i've been writing down scribbles, can't even read it. >> jimmy: don't want to forget certain people. >> no i may have the crutch in
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case. >> jimmy: yeah there's nothing sadistic sadder than people going home after not winning and taking off their clothes finding that acceptance speech i always imagine what a great coffee table book that would be. >> that may happen. >> jimmy: you're doing very well. >> thank you. >> jimmy: not only are you getting great reviews from critics, et cetera, but this is from "the new york times" put that up on the screen. got great marks in the comments section of new york times. ers of pete rockwell wrote this -- i would love it if another actor played dixon but not quite as much [ cheers and applause ] >> i think that's my old man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he didn't run it by you before he posted this?
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>> no i think he just did it. he's a fighter. >> jimmy: how old is your dad? >> he's like 73. he rides his bicycle 15 sometimes 20 miles a day. >> jimmy: where's he going. >> exactly from culver city to santa monica, his new wife lives there they have two different places, they are newly married. >> jimmy: how newly married? >> just got married about six months ago. was a wild wedding. >> jimmy: was it were you the best man. >> was a lot of fun. i was the best man. there were wedding crashers. >> jimmy: like with real wedding crashers or vince vaughn and owen wilson. >> i wish those guys were there. it was real wedding crashers very exciting and thrilling. >> jimmy: did you throw them out. >> i think jim got that job. >> jimmy: why didn't he get that
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job. >> he's very sensitive but he's tough. we figured he is the best guy he went in like super co, he said listen, this is cool i want to know how you guys did this how did you come here they're like we got this idea at brunch having mimosas he is like you know you have to leave now you got to go. they're like we aren't going, we want to hang out. >> jimmy: they decided to stay. >> yeah they wanted to take pictures guys my dad. [ laughter ] one of them was very drunk. we finally escorted them out. it was very exciting. >> jimmy: was there a bachelor party. >> yes. >> jimmy: were you in charge of that. >> i was in charge, it was me, my friends, my dad and his cousin. they had some edible pot. >> jimmy: who did? >> my dad and his friend hz some
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edible pot and were in bed by 8:30. [ cheers and applause ] then me and my friends went in some club, you know. we were hung over the next day. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break come back and see a clip from "three billboards outside ebbing, missouri", sam rockwell is with us. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh, lucky penny. anyway, sometimes i wish i were human. woahhhh. look at me! i'm human! ha! do you want to eat me? no. do you want to eat me? no thanks. would you like to eat me? ha! nobody wants to eat me! i'm the luckiest... you dropped your lucky penny. man, i look good. you're still short and bald. start the year with a new iphone. join t-mobile, and you and your bff can get a new iphone. o.m.g. look at this cat flushing a toilet! buy an iphone. get an iphone on us. that's one for you
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you came across real good in the things you were saying. >> just came across as stupid. >> ain't it about time you got home to your momma. >> no it ain't time to go home to my mom-momma. i told her i was going to be out until 12:00 geez. >> that's sam rockwell in "three billboards outside ebbing, missouri." [ cheers and applause ] he's fantastic. right. i mean, he's amazing. >> you see that commercial at the super bowl was awesome. >> jimmy: i did did you know it
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was happen sng did he give you a head's up. >> no that was sensational. that was great. >> jimmy: the cast in this movie is unbelievably great. >> yeah great. >> jimmy: when you're playing drunk you do such a good job. >> thanks, thanks. >> jimmy: were you actually drunk. >> no i'm not. >> jimmy: does it help. >> to get drunk? >> jimmy: yes. >> no i don't do it. i did it once but it was a nightmare. i do boring vocal exercises and things called sloth and indirect and you get very relatched. >> jimmy: that's the key to playing drunk, get relaxed. >> there's tricks, a thing like indirect and you get up and look the other way if you go this way look that way. it's a trick. >> jimmy: actually making me nervous. >> that's a trick you could do. >> jimmy: that's a good one. >> that's just a trick but really to do good, i've done it in plays, you just got to be
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relatched. >> jimmy: so there is some skill that goes along with acting. not just something you either can or cannot do. >> i would hope so. i tranned for two years i would hope i got something out of that. >> jimmy: also you're working on playing george w. bush. >> yes and i watched your interview with him when he was pumping the paintings. >> jimmy: right. >> and watched it over and over. i almost memorized your interview. >> jimmy: what era of george bush are you playing? >> when he was first running for office and the 9/11 bush so yeah i was grabbing little things. >> jimmy: was there one thing where he said this little tid bit that's what i could build this zblararound. >> there were a lot of things and chained the shape of and changed the shape of my
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lips, it was disturbing, my whole mouth changed. one thing on your show. adam mccabe likes ad libs and i used something about a story about lauren michaels and he said you want to hear something terrible and i remember using that. >> jimmy: oh, you use that. >> it was in your interview with him. >> jimmy: and it might be in the movie. >> now definitely won't be in in the movie but it was helpful, little things that you can throw in. >> jimmy: yes he's a character. >> very charming. >> jimmy: absolutely and donald trump has made him like a hundred time moroz likeable. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: that's the perception of the movie. >> exactly. >> jimmy: great to have you here. see you at the oscars. sam rockwell everybody. watch "three billboards outside ebbing, missouri" back in a moment with miranda
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>> jimmy: hi welcome back. [ cheers and applause ] our next guest is australian-born super model who has a human being in his belly and has her own skin caroline cora organics, please say hello to miranda kerr [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you came out here so fast on those heels i got nervous. >> the thing is you run out of breath when you're pregnant. >> jimmy: do you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: because you're carrying a thing around it is actually a human. >> it was one of the first signs i knew i was pregnant i was talking and running out of breath. >> jimmy: that's how you decided to take the test or whatever. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you take it at home. >> yeah. >> jimmy: were you happy. >> very happy of course, very
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excited. >> jimmy: some were like i didn't plan for this. >> no, no, definitely planned. >> jimmy: now you have your skin care products, now that you're pr pregnant are you using pregnant lady stuff. >> i'm wearing the body balm and it's key to prevent stretch marks. >> jimmy: for you a model it's important for me my big, hairy stomach is a conversation piece at the beach. >> my skin caroline is good for men as well. i brought you and your wife a little package. >> jimmy: would you like to rub some on my belly. >> i'll let her do that. >> jimmy: she won't. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you recently got married when did you get
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married. >> yes we got married in may. >> jimmy: to the comprehensive of snapchat. an app that everybody has and loves. will he be snapchatting the delivery of the child. >> no, no. my husband is a very private man. >> jimmy: that's ironic isn't it. >> yes. >> jimmy: how did you meet? >> we met in a work dinner for me, he was friends with some of the people, he sat next to me, i was like oh, he's cute and the lady next to me, glenda bailey was like i bet you two are going to get married. i was like what skbr. >> jimmy: she said that? >> just straight to marriage, we hadn't exchanged numbers or anything. and we ended up exchanging numbers because we both bought property in los angeles i bought place in malibu and he bought a place in l.a. >> jimmy: that was the rouse, we are both property owners.
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>> no we were like chatting about oh, my god my construction your construction, you know. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and all of a sudden he gets up, i got to go now. i'm like wait what is this, he's leaving. he's like i got an early day tomorrow. he takes his work very seriously and he was like got to go. next thing you know i didn't hear from him i was in tokyo. >> jimmy: he takes his work seriously, he got teens showing butts to other people. >> come on it's much more than that. >> jimmy: yeah sure but primarily that. >> don't know what you're teenager is doing but i did meet your son back stage. >> jimmy: you did, he's not a teenager these days he's a man. >> i'm like you look like jimmy. >> jimmy: that's what's going to happen to you. you're going to have a person that looks like you it's very wreerd. >> i have a little son who is seven. >> jimmy: does he look like you. >> he has a mischievious
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personality like me. >> jimmy: you always attach the good qualities to yourself. >> and my chin. >> jimmy: is he excited about the baby coming. >> very excited. >> jimmy: you think he's really excited? >> he's so excited that evan and i have been together a while and he was like when are we going to have another baby brother or sister we're like look we got to get married first. day after the wedding he comes running in, mommy, is it in there? like, honey, give me a minute. i was really excited. yeah, little baby in there yet. >> jimmy: he was excited. that's good. very sweet and cute. you can snapchat all that. will you put the kids on snapchat? >> oh, no, i don't think so. i try to keep, what i love about snap you can send to your friends and family these
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intimate moments you are sharing so my family in australia we snap all day but publicly want to keep some things private. >> jimmy: oh, i know. >> yeah know. >> jimmy: i keep it private by not putting anything on it is how i keep it private. >> that's good. that's what it's for. >> jimmy: let me ask about this skin care thing. i know few people. i wouldn't even know where to begin. are you whipping up a batch in your kitchen? how do you even start with something like that? >> the thing about my skin caroline i launched in australia in the end of 2009, i wanted to create certified organic skin caroline that got people the results they needed and i've tried so many products and couldn't find the product that gave the results i needed that was also certified organic
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because what put on your skin goes directly in the blood stream. >> jimmy: interesting sometimes i take a squirt of lotion into my mouth. >> it goes into your blood stream. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and at the end of the day you are getting the results you need in a healthy way. >> jimmy: i understand. and helps to start out looking like you do in the first place. definitely gives you a head start on the whole thing. [ cheers and applause ] well it's great to have you here. good luck with the baby. wish you the best of health and to evan and your son too. it's miranda kerr everybody. we'll be right back with awolnation. >> announcer: "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz, the best or nothing. sorry. i can't make it.
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"nightline" is next but first here is their album here come the runts with their song handyman, wog. [ cheers and applause ] awolnation [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm a sinner i will consider i am my father's son i'm a sinner i must consider i've never owned a gun ♪ ♪ i'm a sinner seasoned beginner lucky to be alive i'm a sinner finished my dinner now can go outside ♪ ♪ if only yesterday took place tomorrow i'd pray for sleep and wake you and lift
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your head ♪ ♪ so i can fix your hand i'll be your handyman ♪ i'm not brittle i'm just a little scared of your temperament ♪ ♪ i'm not brittle i'm just a little scared of my government ♪ ♪ i'm not brittle head hurts a little staring up overhead i'm not brittle i'm just a riddle ♪ ♪ born of white blue and red ♪ if only yesterday took place tomorrow i pray for sleep ♪ ♪ and wake you and lift your
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head so i can fix your hand i'll be your handyman ♪ do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do ♪ do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do ♪ ♪ if only yesterday ah ah took place tomorrow ah ah i pray for sleep
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♪ and wake you and lift your head ah ah so i can fix your hand i'll be your handyman m ♪ handyman ♪ handyman ♪ handyman ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you.
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