>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- oscar nominee saoirse ronan, music from joey dosik. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we have is to much to get to. there's so much going on. we start with there's been news. but i think should we start with the bad news? all right. the bad news is our president is

donald trump. president trump had a busy day. he spoke at cpac, the conservative political action conference today, and the mood was very upbeat. things are going great. they were happy to see donald trump and trump was happy that they were happy to see him. he told the crowd he loves cpac and would never leave them for a double d pac. he did all of the hits, the tax cuts, the law, his hair. second amendment. went after john mccain, called hillary crooked, called the media crooked. there were chants of "lock her up." it was lots of fun. if you thought he'd let this hair brained scheme to give guns to teachers go, you're mistaken. this is a man with a lot of hair on his head. >> the beauty is it's concealed. nobody would ever see it unless they needed it. it's concealed. so this crazy man who walked in wouldn't even know who it is that has it. that's not bad, that's good. and a teacher would have shot the hell out of him before he

knew what happened. >> right. >> jimmy: in your jean-claude van damme fantasy world that's exactly what would have happened. but in this situation the security guard even had a gun and nothing was done. the security guard doesn't know the children, doesn't love the children. this man standing outside of the school the other day doesn't love the children. probably doesn't know the children. the teachers love their children. they love their pupils. they love their students. >> jimmy: see, this is what happened wen we elect a president who thinks "paul blart mall cop" was a documentary. [ cheers and applause ] also the called the deputy sheriff a coward.

who better to call a man a coward than a man who got five deferments from the military. he couldn't fight because he had bad feet but he could play tennis and basketball. now let's find out what a brave man donald trump has become lately. >> i will call up carrier, the president, because i have to do it myself. i know it's not -- >> jimmy: hold on. let's watch that one more time. i'll tell you something. it takes a very strong man to [ bleep ] his pants in front of 10,000 people. [ applause ] meanwhile, the president's son, djtj, donald trump jr., is in india selling low-priced condominiums right now. for $38,000 you could have dinner with him. but little donny insists that has nothing to do with the fact

that his father is president. i'm sure he always got $38,000 a head to have dinner with people. he's very popular with people in india. they call him dumb dog millionaire over there. the organizers of the event took out a full-page ad and put it on the cover of several different newspapers. trump is here. are you invited? not trump jr. is here. trump is here. so bring it. i really hope there is such a thing as karma, and if there is, i hope donald trump jr. gets reincarnated as donald trump jr. because that's really what he deserves. i know it's harsh, but -- [ applause ] meanwhile, back at home, the united states citizenship and immigration service is changing their mission statement. no longer will america be called a nation of immigrants. the original mission statement said uscis skurs america's promise as a nation of immigrants, but that has now been removed. gee, i wonder why, could it have anything to do with a guy that's in a marriage of immigrants right now?

this is unbelievable that this is what we're focused on. next the statue of liberty give me your successful attractive caucasians from anywhere in northern europe and bring us your russian trolls who interfere in our elections your mail order brides and you're south american beauty pageant winners too. p.s., no fatties. at least we're being honest about what we want as a nation. so the white house today hit north korea with a fresh new round of sanctions. supposedly this is the largest round of sanctions yet. i feel like these sanctions are going to be the sanctions that turn north korea into a freedom-loving democracy. it's hard to understand what exactly we're hoping to accomplish with these sanctions over and over again, but the hope is -- this is a little complicated abo complicated. but i guess the idea is if we restrict their food supply the people of north korea will have no choice but to eat their nuclear weapons. is that how it works?

okay. meanwhile, in south korea, the olympics are winding down. and yeah, we are still no closer to finding out what the difference between ice skating and ice dancing is. did you see the half naked guy on the speed skating rink today? you're about to then. this gentleman took everything off other than a tutu monkey pouch and his watch. he's from england. apparently he's done this before. he did it at the super bowl and at an nfl game in 2007. why not? he looks great. if i was going to streak, i'd wait and do it at the summer olymp olympics, right? more impressive that way. while all eyes were on ponytail man, another russian athlete failed a drug test. a female bobsled pilot. she's wearing that t-shirt she wore before she got busted. i don't do doping. i am za sport. maybe she can't read english. i don't know. she finished 12th, so whatever

she took didn't work. she wasn't even pushing the sled. she was the one on it. that seems to me like that's the easiest gold medal you could get, right, riding the sled down. so the russian team was already banned from the games for doping. doping at the last olympics. this time around only four athletes tested positive for drugs. two of them were russians. it's always the russians. i think i have a solution for this stuff. ban russia from the olympics forever. they're never allowed in the olympics again. but we let them have their own event called the superolympics where everybody -- everybody in it has the physique and the appearance, everybody looks like the terminator and can throw a javelin right in the middle of the sun, right? i'd watch that. the olympics, as you know, have not been broadcast on our n network, abc. they're on nbc. so we've been showing clips from youtube and pretending they're from the olympics. tonight with the games closing on sunday, our games will wrap

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. oscar nominee saoirse ronan, kyle chandler and music from joey dosik is on the way. an interesting new malady, i guess, that is supposedly brought on by social media. snapchat dypmorphia. you've heard of body dypmorphia. this the a mental disorder characterized by an urge to change the way you look. apparently snapchat is exacerbating that so much so -- and this is for real -- people are going to plastic surgeons and asking them to look more like how they look through the snapchat filter. [ laughter ] i want to look more like i'm vomiting rainbows all the time. [ laughter ] isn't that weird? and i'm not a medical expert,

but if this is the look you're trying to get, you don't need a plastic surgeon. you need a veterinarian really is what you need. but who would do -- i mean, who would actually -- [ applause ] make an appointment, go to the doctor and, guillermo, have you ever heard of such a thing? >> guillermo: no. it's so crazy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is there something -- did you change something about your face? >> guillermo: no. i'm trying out some new hair gel. >> jimmy: oh, some new hair gel. >> guillermo: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i would like you to do the snapchat. maybe go get your phone and when you come back, i want to see what that looks like through the snapchat filter. like we'll snapchat on top of snapchat face. >> guillermo: sure. no problem. i'm go get it. >> jimmy: we'll never see him again. [ applause ] how many of you have seen the movie "black panther"?

it is the number one movie in the united states. [ cheers and applause ] "black panther" had the biggest opening week of any marvel movie ever. so far earned more than $520 million. if you haven't seen it, it tells the story of ta -- t-chella who. but it's fictitious. we went on the streets to ask people about the crisis in wakanda. were they willing to weigh in? let's find out in this "black panther" edition of lie witness news. >> is it time to bring the u.s. troops home from wakanda? >> i think we need a strong presence there. i definitely support our troops. if they're in wakanda, they have a reason to be there. >> should we be involved in

wakanda right now? >> no, i think we should resolve our own problems first. >> what are people saying about the crisis in wakanda? >> like a big catastrophe, like a lot of bad things happening over there. >> should wakanda be forced to share their vibranium? >> no. >> why? >> it's theirs. it belongs to their country. >> without vibranium we can't fuel fidget spinners? >> we should find another way to do it. >> what about the argument going on between president trump and king t-challa. >> so long as people are watching, as long as people are tuning in, somebody's getting paid somewhere. >> we're just all human beings. we can't judge each other. >> or panthers.

>> yes. or anything. we're all humans. except for panthers. >> yes, for panthers. >> why does donald trump dislike the wakandaens so much? >> should i say it? because they're not his color. >> orange. >> okay. orange. i don't think anybody's his color. okay. no. >> you think if somebody made a movie about what's happening in wakanda right now it would be popular or people don't want to see it? >> people don't want to see it. i don't think so. >> jimmy: thanks, everybody. one more thing before we forge ahead, it is friday. that means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether you need it or not. it's this week in unnecessary censorship. >> what is the carrot that you're dangling for north korea to convince them to talk?

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>> jimmy: hi and welcome back. tonight from the very funny new movie "game night," kyle chandler is here with us. then, his ep came out today. it's called "game winner." joey dosik from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, okay, so let's do it. so guillermo has a snapchat face on. now we've added the filter. [ laughter ] it's like a look into infinity.

bring it up a little higher. we should have put a fake tongue on you too. you can stare into that for a real long time, couldn't you, guillermo? >> guillermo: yeah, all day long. >> jimmy: all right. that's enough. supposed to be guarding my life over there. >> guillermo: all right. i'll put it away. >> jimmy: our first guest is 23 years old and. nominated for an oscar, for the third time. she won the golden globe for her performance in "lady bird." please welcome saoirse ronan. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: are you into snapchat? are you a snapchatter? >> i'm not. i wish i was if that's what you get. >> jimmy: that is what you get

and you get it for free, too. >> is it comfortable? >> guillermo: it's fun. >> you can breathe? >> jimmy: your third oscar nomination. and you're a very young person. there are people go their whole lives and don't get even one it's really remarkable thing. >> thanks. yeah. i mean, yes, it is. >> jimmy: i know it's not a question. it's more of a statement. >> yeah, no, it's -- what's that for? >> jimmy: that is just tape. here's talk show secret for you. so when i hold up the album, i know where to put it. >> magic of tv. my god. and, but, yeah, to go back to your non-question. >> jimmy: yeah, to my nonquestion, yeah. >> no, it's great because you -- like, you never expect it to happen again. do you know what i mean? so every time you kind of go, oh! >> jimmy: timothée chalamet was here last night. >> with oprah.

god she isn't on again, is she? she's great. i would have been nervous around oprah. i would have wanted to hug her. >> jimmy: she would have hugged you probably. >> do you think so? >> jimmy: i think she absolutely would do that. you never met oprah. >> never. well she made that speech at the globes. which was so brilliant. >> jimmy: and everybody wanted her to be president after that. you never got to meet her. >> never got to meet her. i would vote for her. >> jimmy: are you allowed to vote here in the united states? >> i don't know, actually. i'm not a resident here. >> jimmy: oh, then, no way. >> not now, you're not. >> jimmy: no. this is probably your last oscars because you can't get back in here. you better win this time. >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: there's a lot of pressure. you have to be on via facetime at the oscars. >> or snapchat. >> jimmy: when it is your third oscars, is it less exciting the third time?

be honest. >> i haven't been to it yet. so i don't know. no. it would be brilliant. like it's been very different every time, each time i've gone. >> jimmy: in what ways has it been different? >> the first time i just didn't know anyone and nobody knew me. it was myself and my mom and dad. >> jimmy: you were a kid? >> i was 13 years old. and we flew over from new zealand because i was shooting a film there at the time with peter jackson who is like mr. academy awards he's won so many of them. and we went over and all i remember from the night out of everything, out of the whole experience is me doing an interview and being in the foreground of this camera shot and oh, yeah, it's so great to be here. and my mom was in the background. and she had this dress that has a sort of like long train. and george clooney stood on the train. and he didn't realize. so my mom was like never been on the red carpet before. she's on the background well i'm

going the oscars are great. yeah, excuse me. george. and she keeps tapping him on the shoulder. and won't like turn around. then gets more and more aggressive. so she's like, george, and he won't turn around. then eventually he just sort of walked away. and she came up to me after. you'll never believe what just happened to me. you'll never believe what george clooney just did to me. >> jimmy: was that her first time being trampled by the sexiest man alive? that was the first time you were at the oscar. was the second time more successful? >> i don't know if you'd call it more successful. we again mother and i were out in the main area just outside the auditorium where there is a bar. we weren't necessarily having a drink at that time, but we were chatting away to everyone. you know how it. we'll be doing it in a week from now. but everyone is chatting away and it's very exciting and

stuff. and everyone queued up to go in. we thought we had a lot of time. and we were chatting to everyone. then we heard someone say, and now, the 88th academy awards, and they like locked the door and we were outside. we had to run in and we almost missed the opening monologue. and we barely made it in. >> jimmy: because your mother needed a drink. >> i needed a drink. but we were networking. we were chatting. wheeling and dealing. >> jimmy: sounds to me like you need to leave your mother at home this year. >> she's better than i am. she's a good plus one. >> jimmy: that's good. she doesn't embarrass you in any way? >> no, apart from the george clooney -- >> jimmy: that was really george's fault. >> i put that on george. >> reporter: george technically was on mom, but i see what you're saying. >> don't do that. >> jimmy: so i mention timothee chalamet because he was in "lady

bird" as well as "call me by your name." >> we smooched a lot. >> jimmy: it is true that you encouraged him to get a fake i.d. during the shooting of that film? >> no, no, i would never. i would never do that. i would never -- >> jimmy: it must have been odd for you to come to this country when back home you're legally allowed to drink. >> at like 12, yes. no, you get your -- you're legally able to drink at 18 at home. so he was about 19 at the time. and i just know the pain of, you know, going out with a crew that you're working with on a saturday and you have been drinking for a few years at home and you know what you're doing and you go out with everyone and you're the only one that is turned away. i mentioned to him that people had mentioned to me in the past that you could get an i.d. that isn't necessarily legit. and it may get you -- which is exactly what happened to me. i've only used one once. i wouldn't recommend it to

anyone. >> jimmy: what happened? >> well, it's ironic that i'm an actor and it terrifies me so much, but it really terrifies me to pretend to be someone else in real life. and my friend, we were going into this club. and i was about like 19, 20 at the time. she wanted to go to this really sort of cool club. she's from new ze lanalandzeala. i have a spare i.d. a library card. just take this. what do i say if he asks me questions? should i do an accent? maybe i should do an accent. when i was in the queue, i started coming up with this back story for rose. i'm kiwi, so i need to talk like that. and they'll ask me about my age. so i came up with this whole arc for the character. and then i was like, here you go, here's my i.d. he was like, hell, yeah, go on in.

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driver's test. >> because you wouldn't let me practice enough. >> where would you work? you're not even worth state tuition. >> my name is lady bird. >> actually, it's not. it's ridiculous. call me lady bird like you said you would. >> just go to city college and then to jail and back to city college and then learn to pull yourself up and not expect everybody -- ah! >> jimmy: that's saoirse ronan in "lady bird," for which you're both nominated for an academy award. she's fantastic. >> she's so brilliant. >> jimmy: she really is great. >> everything she does is perfect. >> jimmy: even though she's nominated for an oscar, i still feel like she's underrated in a way. her performance was that amazing in that movie. >> you don't see mothers like that in films very often. >> jimmy: you see them in life. >> we certainly do. >> jimmy: are you kidding? i'm from a family all the mothers like that. except mine, of course, she's a saint. >> is yours perfect?

>> jimmy: no, no. she's completely crazy. but in a positive way. >> right, right. like it's charming. >> jimmy: exactly. everybody finds it charming. you were cast as a result of that jumping out of the car for a lot of the movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: where is the cast now? did you save it like an object that will go in the smithsonian one day? >> god knows. it's gross. it's a real cast. >> jimmy: really? >> and they made a few of them. they made a few versions of it for different scenes. but because we were shooting in l.a. during the summer, it would get so -- it's just gross. it would get so hot that my arm would get very, very sweaty. and the cast -- yeah, it's gross. my cast would sort of like expand. so there's like all of these just filthy casts somewhere with arm sweat on them. i don't know where they are. they're probably burned. >> jimmy: they might be on ebay or something like that.

but that's the way casts do get smelly and disgusting. you want it to be real. daniel day-lewis probably would have jumped out of the car for real and broken his arm intentionally. >> all right, all right. i have to perform. >> jimmy: don't jump out of the car. there's no reason for that. you're still living in dublin right now? >> i live just outside dublin. >> jimmy: you come here very regularly? >> i mean, at the minute because we're doing press. >> jimmy: you like coming to los angeles? >> you know. i like los angeles when, you know, you're able to go out and enjoy it and see the sights and, you know, do what the locals do. go to disneyland. >> jimmy: do you like disneyland? >> i truly love disneyland so much. and honestly i had one of the best days of my life there. >> jimmy: when was it? >> for my 21st birthday, when i was legally able to drink in america. i went to disneyland and i couldn't drink the whole day.

i went there and i honestly had one of the best days of my life. my friend jake who was with us, he got like the top score in the buzz lightyear ride. >> jimmy: where you shoot the thing. >> where you shoot all the monsters. he got the top score on the day and his name was on the board. this is the greatest day ever! oh, my god. then we went to space mountain. and we went on that like four times. i got free dessert when we went to the restaurant. it was brilliant. >> jimmy: even better than an oscar. >> it was great. >> jimmy: i will see you a week from sunday. >> i know. >> jimmy: at the oscars. i wish you a lot of luck. saoirse ronan. "lady bird" is in theaters now. we'll be back with kyle chandler. chandler.

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>> no, they're both for me. >> jimmy: shall we drink some of this? >> yeah, go ahead. >> jimmy: what's going on here? are we celebrating something? >> you know i get nervous before i come do these shows. >> jimmy: i'm surprised at that. >> i think a lot of people do. they just hide it well. so a friend of mine scottie sayers sent me a link from a shot of the "tonight show" that had joey bishop speaking and dean martin and frank sinatra. and dean's smoking a cigarette and frank's got a cocktail. and i thought that's nice to sit and have a cocktail and speak to each other. and the added benefit. i thought about a few minutes ago. i had a chance to have a drink with peter o'toole, which just happened. >> jimmy: how did it happen? where were you? >> i was in texas doing a film. a young kid. i loved peter o'toole ever since "lawrence of arabia" "the ruling class" if you know that and a

few other things. we have connections to anne coates, all these different things. but nonetheless, i got to have a scotch with peter o'toole. so now i get to have a scotch with jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: how about that? and i get to have a scotch with you. [ applause ] it's a downward trajectory, but salud. [ applause ] oh, yeah, you're right, this is a good thing. i should do this with everyone that comes on the show. how are you doing? how is your life going? the last time you were here you told me -- >> hold on a second. you know how i know i need this? there's a rabbit standing over there. >> guillermo: how are you? >> he followed me for the last week. >> jimmy: i don't know if you notice, but when you pour, and just the two of us drinks, a single tear rolled down his face. >> guillermo: after the show. >> jimmy: the last time you were here you were talking about you

had these five miniature donkeys. >> yep. >> jimmy: you still have five? >> i still have five. big daddy doyle, carlos the drug dealer, white donkey number two, you've got shea-shaw and there's red. >> jimmy: they're all doing great. >> they're all doing excellent. >> jimmy: do you have a donkey handler? >> no, i handle all the donkeys. before we flew out here, i woke up at 4:00 in the morning, i need my clothes and to pack. i headed out to the barn with a hot cup of coffee. i realized i was mucking. i realized what other guy gets to go muck his donkeys at 5:00 in the morning and the next day go to the premiere of his movie at the chinese theater. [ applause ] i'm that guy. >> jimmy: i haven't met many donkey muckers here. >> you got one now. >> jimmy: how was the premiere? i feel like i haven't let you

have a drink. you have a drink, then let us know how the premiere is. >> isn't that good? you feel like you're at the -- >> jimmy: it is really good. i'm going to lay down. [ laughter ] >> so look, you know, when i was -- 1989, january 15th, i had the opportunity to come to los angeles. and a buddy and i dropped out of college to do it. >> jimmy: wow. >> and i was with the abc program at the time. they got me a first class ticket. my buddy and i split the ticket in half, flew out in the back of the eastern airlines flight where we could still smoke a marlboro red on the way out. we land in los angeles. over at century city hotel. i think president reagan had been there the night before. that next morning we go out to go to "entertainment tonight" because this program presented ten people a year. who is walking down the street? the first celebrity that i get

to see in los angeles, milton berle with cigar. >> jimmy: that's good. did you talk to milton? >> no, he was walking across the street. we almost ran him over. >> jimmy: is that why you bought donkeys? >> i don't get that. i don't understand that joke. [ applause ] that one's on you. but the other thing was that early on you get to go see over at the chinese theater, you see all these films from the past, you see all these wonderful actors getting out from the golden age. >> jimmy: the hand prints of all the different stars. >> and it's a dream. you get there as a young kid, you know. if you want to be an actor so bad, and so last night i get to go to a premiere and where is it held? at the chinese theater. >> jimmy: where you went when you just came here. >> and it's a great movie. it's "game night". >> jimmy: it's a very funny

movie. you're very funny in it. this is your first comedy, right? >> the first dedicated comedy i've ever been in. >> jimmy: kind of amazing. >> jason bateman. rachel mc -- they're wonderful in it. he's so much fun to watch. like an acting class. he owns what he does. so wonderful in it. >> jimmy: he's pretty much exactly like his character in the movie. would you agree with that? >> i can't tell you because most of the time when we'd speak, it would be what do you want in your coffee? and i'd go get it for him. but probably. i don't know. >> jimmy: does jason command that kind of respect on the set? i wasn't aware of that. >> when he yells at you. >> jimmy: is he a taskmaster? this is a side of jason i haven't seen. >> no, it's a really wonderful film. >> jimmy: i agree with you. and it's got like 90% on rotten tomatoes, so this is not just us blowing smoke up people's --

>> i think you're slurring. >> jimmy: i think i'm slurring as well. >> it did well on rotten tomatoes. because it's a comedy, i'm used to sitting in a quiet theater with a dramatic movie and everyone is very quiet and you don't know what they're thinking. a little paranoid. do they like my performance? when you're in a comedy, everyone's laughing and the thrill and the excitement and the joy. fantastic. >> jimmy: it's more fun than being in a dramatic film. >> i liked it. >> jimmy: you liked it. all right. congratulations on that. it's great to have you here. kyle chandler, everybody. "game night" is out now. we'll be right back with joey dosik. the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. st or nothing.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to saoirse ronan, kyle chandler. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, the deluxe version of his ep "game winner" is out

today. here with the song "running away," joey dosik! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ anytime you think about her the feeling's there she's thinking about you ♪ ♪ about you about you ♪ about you about you anytime you see her in the street what choice is there ♪ ♪ she's gotta see you after you're through oh whoa oh i got to believe it ♪ ♪ baby ooh ooh ooh that you're thinking about me maybe ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ i don't know what you're thinking about any other day ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ when you keep on running away running away

running away running away i try not to expect ♪ ♪ much anymore it's over now but what was it all for what was it all for ♪ ♪ yeah yeah and i'll always care about you baby ooh the feeling's there ♪ ♪ we grew it too long to say it's gone it's gone ooh ooh ooh i got to believe it baby ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh that you're thinking about me maybe ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ i don't know what you're thinking about any other day ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ when you keep on

running way keep on running running away you're running away ♪ ♪ keep on running you're running away you keep on running keep running ♪ ♪ you keep on running away why'd you keep on running away running away why did you keep on running ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh i don't mind thinking about her as long as she's thinkin' ♪ ♪ about me about me about me about me i got to believe it babe ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ that you're thinking about me maybe

ooh ooh ooh don't know what ♪ ♪ you're thinking about on any other day ooh ooh ooh when you keep on ♪ ♪ running away you keep on running running away running away ♪ ♪ oh you keep on running keep running you keep on running away why'd you keep on running ♪ ♪ away running away why'd you keep on running away ♪ ♪ keep on running away [ cheers and applause ]

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