forgive me, graham, but that's damn nonsense, and i won't be a party to it. i'm not angry. i'm sure that you do. fine. sure. talk to you soon. what did graham have in mind? press coverage of my returning to work. even without a media entourage, i'm not so sure going back to work after only three weeks is such a hot idea. i'll take it easy. you know, i would give you more of an argument if you weren't so restless at home. have i been a lousy patient? we were very glad to have you. cold cuts in the refrigerator for lunch if you change your mind. thank you. easy does it, furillo. easy does it.

item 7 -- assignments and operations. lieutenant buntz is gonna be taking a personal day today. he's gonna be on a tv show. yeah, he was witness to an accident, and instead of going to court, they're gonna settle it on television. this i gotta see. buntz is gonna be on tv? lieutenant's on "tell it to the judge"? [ laughter ] he says that they're taping today, but it's not gonna be on for a couple of months, i guess. the point is that detective snelker is replacing the lieutenant at the koppleman hardware stakeout. hall and reeser are at the hubba-hub lounge, 116 and jerome. mick belker is at nicholson's loan mart, where we got reports they're buying stolen property. here's a last, personal item. captain furillo is threatening to come back to work today. all right! now, people -- people, let's be aware that this is an individual recuperating from major surgery 21 days ago. now, i'm not suggesting

but let's use our heads. captain's always had an open-door policy, but let's be bright about not overusing it. all right, item 8 -- possible new vehicles. yay! yay! yay! this is one test unit. it's being loaned to the department for trial use. well, boy howdy anyway. i'd assigned it to you and hill, andy. what's the matter, is bobby sick or something? no, he's late. okay. hill and renko get it for trial operation today. now, these trials are going on throughout the department, and assuming that the returns are good, maybe we'll all have new units on the road by spring. excuse me, stan? let's have a safe shift. stan? wait a minute. people, poker isn't gonna work at my place tonight. i got a little plumbing problem. hey -- casa coffey. i pay for refreshments. if you're coming there to kibitz, go to a movie. same time, joseph?

now let's go. they're getting away out there. you know any good plumbers, howard? without tooting my own trumpet, henry, i must confess that i'm rather handy at household repairs. i handle all those chores myself. so that's a "no." hmm. i wonder if any research has ever been done on your tribe's extreme ineptitude in that whole area. what whole area? oh, you know, cleanup, paint up, fix up. it's a myth, howard. holds as much water as any other stereotype. we get to test-drive a new unit. you shaved off your mustache. the poker game's at my place tonight. i thought it was goldblume's turn. he's got problems with his plumbing. be there. hey, hey, hey. will you read my lips? i'm on personal time. norman, this is exactly the kind of attitude why i'm considering taking my services to polk avenue. now, i am developing a double-header -- counterfeit money for stolen weapons. i would like a little positive reinforcement. give me your wallet. ooh! a stocking stuffer.

yeah. here's your inspiration. hmm? now, come back to me when you got something. i'm late. the man is a motivational genius. dispatch. we have a 911 -- armed robbery in progress, surplus store, corner of peebles drive and 124th street. [ slow piano music plays ]

yeah, it's your lucky day, slick, so i'm not popping you. say what? i'm saying, uh, no arrest. take off, you're out of here. wait a minute. are you forgetting something? and when i see you downtown, you can believe me there's gonna be more to talk about. so, out of here. get out of here. jeez. he's a real deep thinker, you know? you give him a break, and the moron just stands there.

excuse me, joe. lucy, here's that $40 you asked me for. you sure you can let me have it back by monday? i got a car payment coming due. no problem. i really appreciate the transfusance. uh, uh, mick. uh, mick -- detective belker's the one that you want to talk to. actually -- my name is elizabeth mies. i live at 1110 carol gardens in the back apartment. three weeks and four days ago, i was broken into, and lost my toaster and some other household items. actually, i'm not sure -- the stuff is in a pawn-shop window on utica and 121st street. i wrote the name down. here, it's -- nicholson's loan mart. nicholson's loan mar-- well, how did you know that? well, we know that pawn shop receives stolen merchandise, so i'm going over there right now to work there to catch the people who are doing it. and what you have to do is make a list. everything you lost -- they got my electric knife, which i really don't use. i don't cook so much now, now that i'm alone,

you want to give the list to sergeant -- they got a radio, which doesn't have any batteries, and some other stuff. but it's the toaster oven i miss the most. i know. in the morning, i come into the kitchen, i like to have my rye toast with melted cheese -- excuse me, mrs. mies. i have to go to nicholson's now. do you know how i know that the toaster oven is mine? no, i don't. how? i asked him to show it to me. here. you give me your hand. caraway seeds from my toast. bingo. plus, i recognized it anyway. you're gonna let me know when you make the arrest? oh, i'm gonna be in touch. i'm gonna wait to hear from you. okay. shut up, joe.

neaks? yeah, what? well, i didn't see him wearing them yet. it was raining on saturday. we couldn't go shopping. did my money go where jablonski's money's going? i don't know what you're saying now. you're making me crazy. hey, my man. what's going on, huh? you don't have to shout it, baby. yeah. he knows what i'm talking about, luce. where is she? where's the kid's mother? joe, let's go back to the unit, please. you're a pimp. are you and her shaking lucy down now? you ain't gonna find tracy smashing my face into this wall. what do you mean "tracy"? who's tracy? tracy -- that's what he calls her. let him go right now, joe. let him go! you wanna find the lady?

come on. just come on. seem like tracy and me in the middle of something. yeah, whatever it is, we're gonna straighten it out right now, pal. joe, you know you don't have to -- you don't know everything that's going on here. hey. what do you want? what happened to you? they cut her with a razor. and show him your side, too. cut her there, too. that's why she can't work. you made an agreement -- how's she supposed to take care of herself? shut up. now, you can get an honest job, or not, you can clean up, or not, but she's not paying you any more shakedown money so she can take care of your kid! it seems to me that we ought to hear from your friend. hey! you're gonna hear it from me. you're hearing it from both of us. it's over. then what you standing around here for?

you think i look any younger without my mustache? i cannot think about that right now. [ tires squeal ] whoa. sure seems top-heavy. yeah, well, i'm feeling kind of bottom-heavy. do you think you could pull this unit over, please? what? pull it over, robert. wait a minute. what's the matter? i'm telling you, brother, mother nature is calling me, and she's calling me with a bullhorn. i warned you about bran muffins in the morning. daryl ann, how can you do this to the man you love? ooh. sir, i don't know how to say this to you, but if you're here on an optional visit, i am here on a command performance. sir, uh... if you're having a problem getting started, maybe, um -- i'll give you $2. i just need a second, but i need it now. i need it now. sir, i am a police officer,

all right, i have no choice but to bust in there. oh, lord. this man has expired. sir... i hate to treat your moment of demise like this...

now, anything iffy, remember -- you say, "to the best of my knowledge and recollection"... that way, they don't nail you for perjury. 90 seconds to air. scherholtz vs. schipp.

then move as quickly as you can to your position on the set. don't look at the camera. johnny-one-note. do we have to sit next to this man? he has threatened my dog's life. well, as soon as the people move onto the set, there will be plenty of room. since my witness couldn't come, is it fair for him to have his? that ain't how it works, miss schipp. sir, here. could you please put this on? what's that for? that's so your tie doesn't blind 50,000 people. blue? [ chuckles ] you got no shot, pal. all right, let it go. 45 seconds. hey, don't i know you? no. jerry weatherspoon, right? you used to work over at appellate with, uh...judge greenburg. i don't think so. wait a minute. something's all coming back to me now. i see some kind of show and tell at the court lavatory? that was never proved! excuse me, jerry. your honor. does the judge know about this, jer?

[ chuckles ] come on, les. cue the intro. man: for the next hour, your living room becomes the courtroom of harold pyle. here, in a forum alternative to the legal system, but obeying its rules and procedures, real people come before a distinguished retired jurist to seek settlement of real disputes. based on judge pyle's findings, successful litigants receive appropriate cash awards. for the next 60 minutes, these are not actors... 20% for me. these mikes are on. get ready. go. go. go! get your hands off of me. don't look at the camera. man: ...when you've exhausted your other remedies, you should demand to "tell it to the judge." first on judge pyle's docket, the case of the distracted driver.

briefcase hooked to his wrist. he must be some kind of courier. if he was legit, he'd have i.d. -- this guy's wrong. we'll write this up, guys. i'm not real impressed with that new unit. let's go. j.d., i think one of them keys might open that briefcase. that right, andy? one of these? yeah. little one might open it up. no kidding? yeah, and if you open it up, you might find that it contains a great deal of money. whoo! [ chuckles ] you, uh, you psychic, renko, ce? looks like you were busy before you came out and got me. just wait a minute. now, every once in a while, a person has to exercise individual initiative. that piece of paper there has a phone number that might be the contact number for this -- is this a fixed bet? you already call this number? no, i did not. uh-huh. hey, j.d., you know the rules, man. you know you gotta wait for the coroner's inventory.

yeah. who's this? who am i? i'm sitting here in topping's diner. i've been sitting here half the morning, is who i am. no, i'm not waiting here. no way. how about, uh, 1:00 p.m.? philly's -- philly's steak and hoagie. you gonna bring the stuff? well, obviously it's too big to bring inside. [ chuckles ] right. all right. i'm gonna wait 5 minutes nobody shows, i'm gone and school's out. they're on. we're in for the buy. what are they selling? i don't know, it's just too big to bring into philly's. lieutenant renko. detective renko. convict renko. i can't make it make sense to you, joe. i guess i was afraid that if it went into court, they'd say i didn't deserve fabian. hey, i told you it didn't make sense.

i'm not calling you crazy. you're sitting there shaking your head. yeah, because i think it's really sad that you don't feel like you have the right to be happy. where'd you get that? and you do deserve it, luce. and you don't have to go skunking around, being afraid that jerks like that are gonna come along and take it away from you. i filled out all the guardian papers, but i just never -- let's go file them. they're at home. they're at the apartment. we'll go get them. 2203 on personal time. 2203, copy. come here. thanks, joe. it's no problem. [ engine turns over ] see, how about something like this?

it says "carla." her name's fenise. any engraver can change that. where's gupta at? can she try it on? sure. man: i told you -- no deliveries after 3:00. the security guard says he wants $500 to open the door. no way. then forget it, you ain't getting no delivery, man. mike? ring up $250 for my friend, huh? the guard says $500. he'll take $250. ring it up under "sale"? do i tell you "ring it up under sale"? do what i tell you, mike. $250. mick: $250. i ain't guaranteeing he's gonna take this. then you ain't gonna get your taste, either. sell him on the 2 1/2. how's it coming here? it's coming very good, mr. gupta.

mike is gonna find the right bracelet for you. i'll be in the back. okay. can i help you? excuse me a minute. what are you doing here, mrs. mies? [ whispering ] you never called me. come here a minute. arrest that man right now. he stole my items. i'll testify to it in court. i know you will. but see, we gotta get him on few other things, too. will you trust me? will you go home? it's very dangerous in here. that's why i'm whispering. i'm gonna call you as soon as we get anything. [ sighs ] when? very soon, dear, okay? now i gotta go back and sell some bracelets. goodbye. okay. bye.

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"b," you're asking me to authorize the use of evidence as buy money. that okay is supposed to come from division. the window on this stays open another 45 minutes. i don't meet those guys at that hoagie place by then, ast time division's planned anything in 45 minutes? if i okay, i'm complicit in the violation. hell of a get-well card for the captain. 40 grand in contraband, wrong guys on both ends of the deal. do it. inventory and requisition the contents. right. promotions all around. bobby, you and andy on backup. plainclothes? yes.

lieutenant, sal binachi, line 2. thanks. sarge. what? luce and i are gonna take a couple extra hours. what's going on today? you two eloping? how'd you know? we're gonna go buy some rings. "i left the applications at home, joe." i knew they were at home or in my locker, one or the other. and, your honor, i just wanna say one thing. ever since the accident, i keep having nightmares. i have now heard from the plaintiff in this case. a witness? my uncle was with me. can we have the witness, please? now comes lieutenant norman buntz of metro police. lieutenant buntz is the uncle of the plaintiff. the judge has ruled on the admissibility of the following evidence. lieutenant, would you tell us what happened on the night in question? oh, sure thing. uh... where? here? over here? yeah. lester and i were returning from the haufbrau house

er, maybe. that's right. that's correct. one beer. so, we were proceeding northbound up portland. and then, well, basically -- les couldn't see it, of course, because he was paying attention to his driving -- the defendant, miss schipp over there, comes flying at us -- no horns, no brakes. boom! a rear-ender, and we go dribbling out into the intersection. in other words, miss schipp seemed to be failing to pay attention. oh, yeah. i was paying attention! his taillights weren't working. my taillights were working. the police said they weren't. sure, after the accident, after she smashed them. my fianc?, roger, saw it. it's in his statement. your fianc? saw what, miss schipp? judge, that statement from the fianc?'s a crock. all right, lieutenant. lieutenant, on what basis are you impeaching the supporting affidavit of miss schipp's fianc?? on the basis -- at the time of the accident, the defendant's fianc?'s head was not visible in the other vehicle.

unnatural sex act. cut. cut! "unnatural sex act"? yeah, that's why his statement's a pile of bull. he couldn't see nothing from his angle. are you crazy? this is an afternoon show. well, great. that don't make what he was doing natural. my mother is going to hear this? my mom is gonna hear what he just said? 5 minutes, your honor. lieutenant. yeah? [ chuckles ] so, how's the patient? well, i was thinking of going in for a half day this afternoon. thank god i'm not talking from experience, frank... that sounds like pushing it. i'll take it easy. hell of a streaky thing, isn't it, frank? what? life. i mean, now that you've survived, it's pretty obvious this whole shooting business has only strengthened your hand in terms of career choices. i guess i'm on a roll.

oh. coffee a little too strong? no, no. it's good. it's fine. actually, i think i'll try a little milk. here, i-i'll get it. the crime institute -- their search committee has decided to hold off on recommending me for that consultancy. they think i still have exposure on this keenan mess. that could throw quite a monkey wrench into a lot of people's future plans... not least your own. what's on your mind? e are the findings the search committee's uneasy about. i'm not gonna recant. there's no one ringing a bell, frank, i understand that. but a letter of explanation -- for their eyes only. frank, i'm looking for a place to fall. i'll detail the panel's findings, i'll give you the letter. you decide whether to send it. i hope you remember there are ways and ways of saying the same thing. no preconditions, chief.

if i feel up to it. well, uh, don't push it, frank. easy does it. i'll take it easy. how you doing? i'm dipetris. i'm bored. how about we just do it? all right, we can walk. it's not far. hey. he comes or i go home. so you like company. no problem. you know, if this goes good, maybe we get regular. so far, i got nothing, huh? what happened this morning, i'm not at fault, you're not at fault -- yeah, yeah, it's a no-fault state. neal, make sure that door don't close. yeah, sure. man the doors, neal.

yeah, right. here's the menu. there is the main course. whoo. uh, you, uh, set a nice table, mr. dipetris. freeze -- federal bureau of investigation! you're under arrest! hold it right there! hey, come on. just be cool. okay, out.

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you guys are feds? you're making a mistake here. shut up. we'll do the talking. these guys are city cops, sir. we all are. all right, men, back off. you have destroyed a carefully orchestrated and costly federal investigation. hey, you just didthe sa thing. hey, j.d. -- he wan to geinto name-calling. now, we got months involved with this. hey, come on it seems that you must've taken that briefca from muammar's courier. could be. we don't work likehat. you released him i don't need him. i know where he is, i know what he's doing. he picks his nose, i'm the first to hear about it. i nt muammar. so do i. only i'm close, you're not. now, uh, i could be open to something. the man is an arms supplier for international terrorists. what conceivable reasons could you have for investigating him? sure. you feds, you got the corner on major crime, huh? well, the hell with this. you're so sharp, you find him.

within, say, 8 hours, i'd be impressed. impressed. i don't know what that means. well, for one thing, you wouldn't have to consider a midlife career change. he's yours. look, you're not going to say "unnatural sex" -- period! come on, i thought you people wanted the truth. lieutenant, isn't it correct you couldn't actually see in ms. schipp's car below window level? i mean, her fianc? could just as easily have been fixing the velcro on the vehicle's floor mats. are you kidding me? tion is inadmissible. strike it. that's right. strike it. strike it and edit it. your intent is to impeach ms. schipp's passenger as a witness. why don't you just simply say that you didn't see him, and therefore he couldn't have seen you, and get on with the testimony. all right. all right. we're rolling, everybody. action. you say ms. schipp's passenger is an unreliable witness to the accident's circumstances, lieutenant -- how so?

re. right, captain, i wouldn't push it. no, sure, i'll have that on your desk by 3:00. okay, then, we might see you later then, huh? here's your keys, lieutenant. so? i'll give you my guesstimate. that's a 2-, 3-day job, easy. how much? $2,200, $2,500, something like that. don't hold me to it. don't ho you to it? is that your estimate or what? once i start rooting around, who knows where that goes? but if you want my opinion, someone tried to move that fixture with a crowbar. previous tenant. well, whoever, they screwed it up real good. i do not know why in the world you had to come on so strong to that fbi guy, j.d. how about i was trying to save our jobs, renko, buy us a little time? how are we gonna find... what's his name? what do you expect me to do, andy, roll over and die? uh-oh. bad news.

no vesting. i am telling you right now -- we cannot and will not be fired. as your pba rep, i say suspension's possible, demotion's probable, but being fired is highly unlikely. gentlemen. hey, sidney. sid... sid! sid! yeah. do you, uh, know any arab gun dealers? no, but i do know a tube steak who's trying to pass himself off as an arab gun dealer. u do? yeah. his name is larry. he's a third-rate counterfeiter. i tried to interest norman in him this morning, but he was too involved with his television career. sid, you are beautiful. from certain angles. come here. hey, take it easy. okay, that's everything. man: you're missing a blue rm. the blue -- oh, yeah. i'm sorry. i can't take this without the blue form. what if i -- i'll just bring the blue form in.

-- i can't take care of this, ma'am. i'll bring it back later. what's wrong? i don't have the blue forms. i guess i left them in my locker. you're such a jerk. i forgot, okay, joe? i forgot. can she mail them in? regulations require all applications must be presented in a completed form. okay. so i'll come back on monday -- wait a minute. she has everything else, right? how long does it take for these papers to get to social services what do you mean how long? it takes time to process them, right? you're not gonna send them over this afternoon. on average, 10 working days. well, couldn't you start processing the application? and we'll mail the document in. i explained to you -- i can't do that, sir. miss, i wouldn't ask you to do this if it wasn't really important. for another thing, mail applications are received at another office. no problem. we'll address the envelope and make it special attention to you. i'm a city employee, too,

s. johnson, municipal employee number 735. you are an angel, mrs. johnson. ank you. and she got to get it here no later than tuesday. tuesday. you are official now. oh, wait a minute. you got to pay the cashier -- window nine. thank you. [ indistinct voices ] woman: i've been waiting in this line for almost an hour. fellas, you're gonna make me nauseous. are you sure about this guy? detective, muammar is larry buckhalter. no way his pitch to those fbi guys was real? no! he has no middle-east arms contact? larry ran scam junkets to the holy land. he probably picked up a little arabic. fellas, he was showing these guys counterfeit paper. he was gonna sell any pieces he bought on the street. listen to me, haircut -- our entire careers are riding on this, so you'd better be right.

let's go talk to muammar. the guy's living here? yeah. i guess he moved out of his car when he struck it rich. you want us to go with you? no. we can handle it. listen -- don't underestimate this guy. we should be so lucky. yo! larry, baby! are you in there, man?! police! hey, there he goes! behind the boxes! come here! hey, man, what is this? you tell us, muammar. muammar? come on! hey, see that? that's what we said -- muammar. kind of weird for a street punk named larry. dipetris keeps saying he's buying guns from you -- whole shipments of illegal arms from muammar, a.k.a. pack rat, counterfeiter, scam artist... what scam?! you have heaved enough crap our way already. are you referring to my merchandise? what'd you do, steal it?

running off? is that the deal? okay, i'll tell you all about the deal. i didn't have nothing to do with -- calm down, man. jimmy g., he's the one who had the deal. it was his place. that's whose deal it was. only jimmy g. is gone, man. he's gone upstate... slow down. ...and i used to help him run them off every now and then. and that's all i did! honest to god. only when he went upstate, man, i run off a couple loads. that was my mistake. that was one of 'em. [ speaking arabic ] that's arabic. yeah, i picked it up from this muslim dude that i was celled with over on michigan avenue. some you can't get talking. this one you can't shut up. [ shouting in arabic ] and that means that i am of royal blood and i have made my pilgrimage to mecca. can you believe they went for this guy? when i'm out here hustlin', i am believable. you guys see the problem, don't you? he's crazy. let the feds worry about it.

hummer, they're gonna hold us responsible. that's how the feds operate. if they take a fall, they'll drag us down with them. hey, what are you guys -- the feds set me up, man? we're in the soup. you? what about me? rolling. homestretch, folks. judge pyle's returned with his verdict. all rise. what do you think? spend the money. ity of the competing versions of the incidents. we have heard allegations that the defendant, miss schipp, was inattentive. we've also heard that mr. scherholtz had been drinking and that his taillights were not functioning. while this is a close call, the court finds a likely preponderance of merit in the contentions of the defendant, naomi schipp. are you freakin' kidding? this is a joke here. this is ridiculous.

why don't you subpoena the carpet muncher? could you keep your mouth shut? next case -- cut! did she promise you some turn on the floor mats with her? which one of these creeps are you related to? we have a finish, folks. we have corridor follow-up. oh, jeez, i can't wait. not you. you are finished. great job, lieutenant. oh, yeah, please, crack wise with me, jerry, 'cause it's gonna take a whole lot for me to clean your clock, right? [ rattling ] i don't know what that is. now, maybe that's those 17 jewels rattling around in there. a rolex ain't indestructible. junk -- 6 bucks. this is a $1,200 watch in a fine jewelry store. gupta in the back? tell him i got the rest of his parcels on the truck and i'm bringing them in. [ siren wailing ] give me the $6, man. $6.

do i pay you to mind other people's business, mike? no, i was just seeing where you wanted the popcorn makers. we're closed! put your hands up. what are you doing? don't argue with the old broad. do like she says. i want that toaster oven -- the one on the second shelf. put the gun down, lady. the hell i will. put the gun down! are you trying to get us killed? ugh! [ grunts ] i'm a police officer! you're under arrest! get down on the floor. move! hands behind your head!

here'she unsuccessful plaintiff. excuse me, sir. cod we have your reaction to judge pyle's verdict? naturally, i thought it should have gone the other way. guess i have to admit the defendant's prettier than i am. possibly we haven't seen our last motion for the case yet. oh, you're a real moron. you get just what you deserve. cut! will you shut your damn mouth? get security, please! don't worry. we're out of here. where doe go to pick up yr dough? they said they'd mail it to me. hey, iuh, i don't know if i helped you, kid. how do you explain that nothing in division files even remotely suggests that your people are involved in investigation of this arms dealer? not everything goes rough division, mr. saunders. are you teing me en is being carried out under your direction?

until i've heard their explanation. when is that gonna be? soon. hey. where you been? mailed the form. mailbox out front has an early pickup. do you want me to bring anything by for the game tonight? just money, pal. i gotta go get some beer. you want to come with me? yeah. he joe. how's at nnit been treatin i got kind of detoured today. it's gotta be better thanhose rattle traps got on the road n. it did seem to be a litt top-heavy. we gotta have the report in by tomorrow. okay. we'll turn it in torrow. if we still have a job by tomorrow. lieutenant... agent saunders. where is he? you mean, uh, muammar? that's who he means, detective. we could probably get him for you sometime tonight. he usually sleeps in his car.

he's gonna lay low for a while. but if y really, really want, we could probably drum him up for you. what do you mean he sleeps in his car? muammar is a low-rent scam artist. fo fum, larry. check his sheet. hey, neal, what's low-rent about a loitering beef? how about "failure to produce satisfactory i.d."? he produced enough satisfactory i.d. for agent saunders here to believe he was gonna buy a bunch of weapons. if i was you, i could see a serious argument for writing this one up "subject escaped," but you make the call. worked. we don't know what he's gonna do. and do you know what would have happened if he had wrten this up? sir, i don't think he's gonna do that. i'd say it's 80% certain he'll do nothing. 80% is not that good. i've lived with rse. first name?

hey... mrs. mies to see you again. sit, barf breath! what? i would like my items back. you want your items back? lady, you're lucky i don't arrest you for armed robbery. i'm soy, but you were too slow. i was slow?! it took me four days to set that bust up, and i didn't get a seller, i didn't g a felony. s of pop popperso ce! what do i have to know? i may not have that long. do you realize that, sonny?

is tstedheese in the morning. you can't use your broiler? it cates f ireder the broiler. do you want me to burn up, too? take this to the cop who's doing the inventory. he will release your toaster oven. thank you. spell "jawarhararrarrrrle." make it "jerry." hey, sarge... wh? never mind. uh, norm, now that you've made your network debut, i figure you're in a magnanimous mood. i bet you're dying to give me back my torn currency. you figure wrong. hey, wait! wait!

larue and washington with invaluable information. you solved the marilyn monroe case? it's okay, norm. the man's rating's triple-a right now. what'd he give you? nobody. nobody? [ whistles ] i must be going deaf. i could have sworn i heard the exotic name muammar pass from my lips to your ears. i also recall a happy smile of relief on your face. it gives me great pleasure to award you a check in the amount of the big triple-zero. now get lost. which put us on the map with the fbi. sidney, here's $50. keep up the good work, and keep your mouth shut. this usually wakes me up. am i hearing this right -- we got no bust at all, and you're paying that off? we got a potential bust. we're probably gonna nail muammar tomorrow for passing funny money. [ sighs ] i'm doing this as a professional courtesy, but i think we're establishing a dangerous precedent. thank you. i'm going home to take a nap. when i wake up, i bet i'm back in kansas.

even if you understand it. when i was single, i had a scroungy kind of a place. ol' joe coffey, he's got a roach hotel up there. plus mr. home beautiful has only two usable chairs. i was there last week, and i'm sure he had three. well, he broke the third one trying to hit this rat. don't be so hard on joe. he serves a nice stew. what do you think happened to the rat? you guys are terrible. andy, you're gonna bring the chips and the pretzels? yes. i'll see you in a couple hours. i'm reimbursing everybody for eats. got another nickel there, ma'am? how much more? look, they don't have any garcia vegas. i'm gonna try across the street.

how you doing? do you have any garcia vegas? no. unh-unh. i think you got some back -- joe, where are you? i think i heard gunshots. something happened in the smoke shop. this way? over there, yeah. joe, are you in the smoke shop?p? give me your position. possible gunfire in the smoke shop. officer shot. officer down. this is bates. i can't get a pulse. what's your 10-20, 2203? i'm at a smoke shop -- al's smoke shop -- vavaburen.

[ screams ] jesus. how long they gonna let him lie there? luce, we gotta get everything we can. captain.

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- thanks. how'd the job come in? - anonymous, to 911. all this blood, don't look like he was moved, huh? yeah, he got it right here. greg and james are gonna wanna be looking for a bum... with a good pair of black shoes. i'm guessing size 12. andy, this guy was carrying a piece. hey, bob. guy had this in his pack.