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>> uh-huh. >> jeff garland is with us. he's one of hoda and my favorite guests. >> we had so much fun last time he was on our show. he vowed to never come on our hour. >> i reminded him that's the only hour that wants him. i said, what's taken you so long? i said, l.a. is not lithuania. he should be here often. we have a story of pro players that teamed up with kids that have been bullied. these football players know what it feels like. >> they've been bullied too. it's an interesting union with this group. we're going to talk to the four of them. >> which is going to be lovely. jimmy fallon is about to embark on "the "tonight show."" >> isn't he too busy for this hoda? >> every now and then we make it into one of his sketches. let's listen. >> tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of the super bowl coming to new york.

pros seeing peyton manning get blitzed. con, while premiering on the "today" show with kathie lee and hoda. >> so funny. >> there's a tragedy in the making. >> it is. >> epic proportions. everybody knows how awful this drought is on the west coast. it's the worst in 100 years they're saying. it's a serious situation. it's risen to our attention that california's record dry spell could affect the vineyard sending wine prices rising, soaring. >> we're concerned. we're trying to be more mindful of it. any way, we have to be careful. we advise you to stock up. jennifer lopez spoke to glamour uk. jennifer lopez has been in different relationships. they've been very public. one was ben affleck, then p-diddy and mark anthony.

now she's with the dancer. anyway, here's what she says. without a spark that conflict brings live would be so boring. a bit of chaos in a relationship she likes. she also wants safety and order. she talks about how you have to have conflict to have the passion and juice and all that. what do you think of that? >> how many times has jennifer been married now? >> this is her third marriage. >> i think two or three. >> yeah. >> i don't know. at some point -- she's a beautiful woman, very talented woman. at some point when relationships cease working, you've got to look at yourself and say what have i contributed to the lack of longevity in a relationship. we have the wonderful people on the other day talking about love is not something you feel. love is something you do. >> yeah. >> if you stop feeling certain feelings, that doesn't mean your love is dead. it can be dormant and you have

to work at it. a lot of people work harder on their careers or bodies or everything else than they do on the most important relationship in their life, their lover. >> there are a lot of people, and i know some who have to have that crazy conflict, that push pull. so much so it's volatile. that's where they get turned on. if a relationship -- if they come home and everything is copacetic, you know, i think you have to have a little bit of fun and teasing in a relationship that's healthy and not the kind where you think he's going to walk out because he's ang grip and is he coming back, what's happening. >> she wants both, and i'm not sure that's possible. i remember saying to marla maples, we lived out in the country with the picket fen much around it. it was a very beaucolic place.

we lived in the country with the picket fence around it. she goes, i want to live in a place with donald. i said, i don't blame you, but you're not going to get that life with a man like donald. he's -- you know -- yes. it's sort of the same thing. >> i wonder if after a while after you get to a certain point where you don't want the drama anymore? like you're done. i've had many, many relationships that are high and low. you're always riding the roller coaster that's exciting. at some point you want a life. >> it does happen. it did to me. i never liked the drama stuff. eventually i was in a relationship -- nine times in two years we broke up. there's something about that that is exciting. >> i didn't like it. >> you didn't? you stayed in nine times. you must have liked it a little. >> i was invested and trying to work at it. >> nine. we're breaking up again. >> it was frank. it was a friend of mine who said, you're going to hang out with me until you're over him.

look what happened. >> he's watching now. i'm going to say love you baby. >> all the super bowl ads are out. budweiser always comes up with good ones. we love the ones with clydesdales. they decided to make it a little better by adding a puppy. >> that would do it. >> let's watch. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ you only need the light when it's burning low ♪ only know you've been high when you're feeling low ♪ ♪ only hate the road when you're missing home ♪ ♪ only know you love her when you let her go ♪ ♪ you let her go

♪ you let her go ♪ whoa, oh, whoa ♪ when you let her go >> oh my gosh. that's the best commercial ever. >> we're picking it as the favorite. oh my god. >> that's like the football player from the seahawks that we saw a couple of weeks ago, remember him? uyho was deaf. what's his name? derek coleman? that was beautiful. >> that's called puppy love. i love it so much. >> what else do we have? >> i don't know. no one is moving. women find men who drive trucks the most attractive. did you know that? >> yes. i believe that. >> you like a guy with a little meat on his bones, too.

>> wait a minute. wait a minute. >> oh. we have to point out drew brees is a paid spokesperson for verizon. this is your surprise hoda. look who is here to say hello to you today. >> that's not really him. >> it is. >> oh my god. >> oh yeah. >> are you surprised? >> look at the size of her gaping mouth. >> that's rude. >> wait a second. i'm looking at prompter and didn't understand what was happening. i see someone with a mask on. i'm like what kind of show is this. >> hi. >> how you doing? >> oh, my god. >> you're sadly not playing in the super bowl this year. >> you're here for another reason. a good one. tell us what you're doing. >> i'm here to hang out with you guys. i'm here for a lot of reasons. today i'm here with verizon. today we're promoting who's going to win campaign. #who'sgoingtowin.

today we're promoting who's going to win campaign. we're promoting fans to give us their picks for the winner. all the tweets will stream across the empire state building tonight. >> the color, it will be lit up. >> we're encouraging everyone to see that. then they can see it live. >> are you excited about peyton? >> yes. i'm excited about russell wilson. i'm a fan of his. >> you're going into politics next. >> you're one of the great ones. when you came on with us last time, kat said you're the kind of guy you want your daughter to marry or your son to grow up to be. >> all three of those would be fine with me. i know you're taken and happy. tell brittany hi. >> how are the kids? >> they're great. getting big. five, three, 18 months. >> i'm officially told i must say, you're a paid spokesperson for verizon. good for you. >> i am. >> he's going to stick around and do "who knew?" with you. >> today is my favorite day. >> thank you so much. >> oh my god. what a thrill. how fun.

>> oh. >> do you drive a truck? >> what's that? >> do you drive a truck? >> do i? not currently, but i have driven a truck, yes. >> that's all we care about. he knows how to drive a truck. a survey says women are most attracted to guys that drive trucks. what just happened? i'm totally discombobulated. >> men like to see a woman who's driving a convertible. a sports car convertible. yeah, yeah, yeah. they surveyed a bunch of people. they also said -- your description is good. what kind of man -- what kind of car should he be driving? >> a clean one. thaeps important to me. >> you said a jeep. >> i like a guy with a jeep with a surfboard coming out the other side. you know what i'm saying? oh yeah. >> that was weird. what happened to meat loaf yesterday? what are we going to do about

mr. meat loaf. hope he's okay. >> if you haven't seen it, go on our website. >> more than four hours, you need to see a doctor. you're going to want to see meat loaf yesterday. don't drive a minivan if you want women to be attracted to you. only 2% of women were attracted to a man with a mini van. jerry came out before the show and goes what are we doing with this drew brees mask? i go, i don't know. i didn't know. >> between me and you, jerry is losing it a little bit. >> i didn't know what was going on. >> nobody tells jerry anything. he's in charge of everything. here's something you're going to love or dislike a lot. we told you yesterday but didn't go into detail. there's a bra, a prototype, not a real thing yet. apparently when you get turned on, your bra pops open. >> you're obviously not wearing one or it would have happened when drew brees walked in. >> it has a built in heart rate sensor that sends your data via

blue tooth to an app. the app calculates what the designers call true love rate. i think it should be true lust rate. they compare to shopping, watching a horror movie, flirting, just jogging or receiving a surprise gift like drew brees. >> can you imagine if you're standing next to your husband's best friend. you see the best friend, and -- >> we found true love. >> the rest is in japanese which we don't understand. >> it pops right open. can you imagine honestly? >> you're with your husband or the person you're supposed to be madly in love with. somebody else comes up and says hey. >> did i just say that a minute ago? >> i'm agreeing with you. >> hoda is going to be a lot of fun today. she is perplexed now. some of nfl's best players

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guy. what can you roast boomer about? >> that's my question. that's literally what i'm going to say, why am i here? it's boomer. who gives a crap? >> have you done one of those before, a roast? >> i did. i hosted a denis leary roast and i did a little thing on the bob saget roast. >> that was the filthiest of all from what we've heard. >> you know what's funny, i filled in last minute for arty lang. everybody else had artie lang jokes on me. it was like what? you don't do drugs. >> what's your naughty thing? >> what's my naughty thing? i'd love to share that with you. my naughty -- i like napping. i guess that's like my -- i'm a

big -- >> you're a napper? >> i love to nap. >> we were supposed to talk about the fact napping is so good for you. between 10 to 20 minutes or 90. it can't be anything different than those two. >> by the way, that's pretty much what i fill in, 10 to 20 or 90. i also do tm. meditation twice a day. that usually wanders into a nap. pretty great. >> you show up with your camera. >> my mono chrome camera. i like a monochrome. >> why? >> by the way -- let me ask you a question. has anyone sat in this chair and taken pictures from this perspective? >> one person did once. i think it was you. >> i brought my like of film camera. >> it was. >> it was me. >> what did you use that for? >> by the way, i have those pictures.

they're great. >> what do you do with them? >> my wife yells at me because they're all on my computer when they're digital. last time i used a film camera. they're great. >> talk about your wife. where did you meet her? >> gentle love making seminar. i was there because i'm a rough love maker but thoughtful. they wanted to sort of get me to be more gentle. we hooked up. it was fantastic. she be the way is gentle but selfish. >> that's the way you like her. >> i like her any way. >> you have kids? >> two boys, 13 and 17. >> so twice it worked. >> by the way, that's it. just twice. >> what do the kids think when they see you on one of your movies? >> they are really not impressed to be honest. which is cool by me. they never mention my career. i think -- no, they just don't. they don't care.

>> it's normal to them >> do they think you're cooky? >> yes. they laugh at me at home. >> how are "the miller's." is it doing well? >> i am not on that show. >> it's "the goldberg's." >> you know what's funny, i was letting the one time go. >> you had to come back. you always correct me. >> i always do. i heard it's not nice. make all the mistakes you want. >> "the goldbergs'' are a hit and i'm having a ball. it's a pleasure to talk about a show that's good. no offense to "the miller's." that was a movie. this is another show. why are we helping them? >> stop talking about the wrong show. let's play one round or spin the bottle. >> am i going to make out with somebody? >> yeah, baby. >> oh, it's me. >> what happens? >> i'm going to read a question. there's only one. >> this is the lamest version of spin the bottle. >> have you ever manscaped? s

>> oh,, great -- no. let me also talk about that for a second. i was backstage at the comedy store with a bunch of comedians. i'm 51. the oldest person may have been 35. every one of them were chopity chop chop. i'm not talking about bare but like the whole -- mine is not out of control. it's all good. i could not understand. i thought that was the lamest thing i'd ever heard. i go you're men. you're men. what are you doing? one guy does his tush. >> oh my -- >> yes. >> big ball of dear god. the only time i saw it made sense is where swimmers need to do it. >> that can slow you down in the water. >> it really makes a difference. in their heads i guess. i don't know. >> thank you so much. >> my scaping is perfect. >> did we talk about what you wanted? >> i'm here with you right now. that's my whole agenda.

>> tomorrow night at the fryer's club and the goldberg's. >> laggy's which is a great movie. >> can you please stay forever. >> sister, i only want to stay forever. >> we love you. getting you ready for sunday's big game with quarterback drew brees. who dat? >> it's "who knew?" >> it's drew. >> this is a good day, hoda. >> after this. [ male announcer ] research suggests cell health

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we are about to ready to play a game of "who knew" with the great saints quarterback drew brees. >> boom, boom, boom. >> we've got a teaser question to get you started. go ahead, drew. >> who or what did i hold up on the field after my super bowl win in 2009? a. the lucky sweaty towel i used all season? b, my lucky high school jersey, c, my son or d, hoda kotb

>> i wanted to hold up hoda and the sweaty towel. >> what was it? >> we're going to reveal in a couple of minutes when we come back. hi. see you in a minute.

we are back with more winesday wednesday. we're here to play our weekly trivia game we call "who knew." we're about to find out if you're a true football fan. kathie lee is across the street. she's going to give $100 to anybody that gets the questions right. if they don't, they win a kathie lee cd. >> can hoda hear me? >> i can hear you. >> okay. why don't you say she's with jeff garlin? no jeff garlin mentioned? >> you're not in the prompter. here with me, i'm excited to help me out, my favorite football player and yours too, drew brees quarterback of the new orleans saints. hi.

>> hello. >> before we went to break we asked the question, when you were on the field and you won the super bowl what did you hoist up in the air? >> the correct answer was my son baylor. >> i have my picture in my phone. look at him with little cans on. how is he now? >> he was one then. he's now five, just turned five. >> oh my gosh. we're going across the street to kathie and company. >> and company? >> what the hell's going on? >> your name is? >> judy from oklahoma. >> judy, here's the question. you're happy to be here, right? >> i am. >> don't touch me. >> approximately how many footballs are expected to be used during this sunday's super bowl? 75, 100, 120, 140? >> 75. >> she yelled.

by the way, you're not right. >> the correct answer is 120 footballs. they go through that many? >> i remember the week prior to the game they basically give each team probably 75 to 80 balls each. it's like break these in before the game. they literally rotate them in every play. they want a lot of them to be given to the winning team, fans, sponsors and everything else. >> good enough. back across the street to jeff. >> drew, are you a gentle love maker or a rough love maker. okay. here we go. what's your name? >> judy. can you believe it? >> i can't. what are t odds? two judy's. >> today is my birthday. >> today is not your 60th birthday. today is wednesday. happy birthday nonetheless. in football, what does the term 12th man signify? a, a substitute player, b, fans in the stadium, c, strong safety, d, when the kicker plays

defense on return? >> c? >> i know the answer. >> no darling. look at the wonderful party animals you got. there you go. >> the correct answer is all about the fans. >> it's all about the fans. the seattle seahawks have embraced this 12th man philosophy. they hoist the 12th man flag. fans go crazy. it's the extra element. >> you feel it in the dome when fans go crazy? >> absolutely. superdome, we have the 12th man. every stadium has the 12th man. none quite like them. >> drew is wrong on that. everyone with an indoor stadium has a 12th man. >> by the way, what's your name? >> rich. we love your show. >> i do rich's hair in the off season. >> here we go. which two -- you do this one. >> which two musical acts make a sound?

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