tv Late Night With Seth Meyers NBC July 9, 2019 12:37am-1:38am EDT
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[ cheers and applause ♪ee [ chrs and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night wh seth meyers. tonight -- olivia munn, comedian ramy youssef, music from matt maeson featuring the 8g band with jon wurster. ♪ [ cheers and applaus ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night.w' hos everybody doing tonight? [ chrs and applause that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news in a new interview president trump said that he is not prepared to lose the 2020 election saying, "i ven't lost very much in life." dude, you lost a billion dollars
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in ten years [ laughter ]'s thike the team that plays the globetrotters saying they haven't lost very much [ laughter ] according to reports, senator bernie sanders is preparing for this week's democratic primary dete by reading opposing policy positions instead of doing drills or mock debates while presidentrump is preparing by consulting a rhyming dictionary [ light laughter ] "o'rourke, dork. that's good. write that down. [ laughter ] former pennsylvania congressman joe sestak announced yesterday he is running for president. also yesterday a tree announced that it was falling in the forest [ cheers and applause the first democratic presidential debates are this week and the top 20 candidates will be split between separate events also anyone polling below 5% has to bring their own podium. [ laughter ] the supreme court ruled today that the government cannot deny
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companies trademarks for names thatchre deemed scandalous whi is good news for finger in the butt movers. [ laughter ] that's finger in the butt movers, we'll get you there. [ lauger ]cr two members of the aatic family - [ laughter ] two members -- come on, guys seriously. [ laughter ] two members of the acrobatic family, the flying wallendas, walked a tightrope 25 stories above times square this weekendi even cra, there were still tourists in their way. [ laughter and applause failed alabama senate candidate judge roy moore has announced he will run again in 2020 he also has to announce if he moves into your neighborhood [ laughter and applause [ audience oohs "hello, i'm -- i'm judge roy moore. but i'm not just a judge." [ laughter ]
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a dog named scamp the tramp was crowned the world's ugliest dog over the weekend [ audience aws ] they knew it was a no brainer when the other dogs started sniffingts face. [ laughter ] madonna said in an intervi this weekend that she would like to meet with pope francis to tell him that jesus would support abortion and for a second, pope franciswa really excited "madonna oh, that madonna." [ laughter ] a washington k9 officer early last week found two suitcases filled with $1 million worth ofm methetamine in a state forest this is him now. [ laughter and applause and finally, so exciting thanks to newly developed technology, we here at "late night," we now have the ability to record the tiny voice that is
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inside donald trump's head and you might be surprised to know that, like everyone's innei voice,s filled with paralyzing fear and self-doubt so here is "the tiny voice in the back of donald trump's head." ♪ [ applause ] >> hey, nald, it's the tiny voice in the back of your head and you've done it now you have to stand next to a tiny old woman while she shows you boring [ bleep ] interesting. yeah, point. that shows her that you actually care about what she's saying now, what is this? oh, my god is she actually going to show you a photo album of pictures?er [ laught and you have to lean down and pretend like you care? hey, remember when you used to go to the playboy mansn and you used to run miss usa pageants, you would think, "this because i'm not with ad woman showing me even older things." [ laughter ] and you thought, "i'm a winner, not a loser. and then you blew it all by
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running for president. dook at camera like a weir look at camera like a weirdo there it is. [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause seth: she is starring in the new series "the rook" on starz our friend, olivia munn is back, everybody. [ cheers and applause his comedy special, "feelings" premieres this saturday on hbo he's a very funny guy.ou ramy yef, is here. [ cheers and applause and we have music from singer/songwriter matt maeson. niso you're here on great t, everybody. [ cheers and applause also want to let you know this friday, i will be in m minneapolis,nesota, doing two shows at the pantages theater. that's this friday june 28th please come and check meut always fun to be in minneapolis. moving on. president trump has spent the last week creating crises and thene retending he solved thos crises for more on this, it's time for "a closer look." ♪ [ cheers and applause >> seth: well, it's been another
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rollercoaster few days with our split personality president creating a bunch of problems ano then turning ad and claiming he solved those problems every day with this guy is like "fight club. one of these days we're going ta find him in the ing lot outside the white house beating thcrap out of himself. [ laughter ] one day he's threatening war withran, the next day he's claiming he stopped a war with iran one day he's threatening to deport millions and rip apart migrant families, the next day deportationshe it's almost like he saw the polls and instead of running agait the democrats in 2020, he decided to run against himself. [ laughter ] "vote for me i'm the only one who can stop nald trump!" [ laughter ] trump swings wildly from one position to the next because he has no moral compassv or a strategion. and that combination of ignorance and impulsivens has been on full display during his administration's march toward war with iran. now war with iran would be castrophic it would be reckless, unjustified and illegal. and yet, many of the people aroung trump have been agitati for a war with iran for years. trump, meanwhile, has repeatedly refused to divulge any details about what his administratn
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might do >> mr. president, will you go to war with iran? >> i hope not. [ laughter ] >> -- comments on the 27th, will you take additional action >> i won't say what i'll do. >> mr. president, how will you respond? >> you'll find out >> are you willing to go to war with iran? >> you'll find out you'll find out. >> seth: what, we'll find out? [ laughter ] you're talking about a massive war that would destabilize the middle east. you can't talk about idalike you're hostingline." [ laughter ] "they weren't sure if they were but they'd soon find out."oh, [ laughter ] trump doesn't answer questions about his plans. because he has no plans. he waivers from one position to the next based on the la person he talked to or something he saw on tv if he watches sean hannity'so show, he wants t to war. if he watches tucker carlson's show, he wants to pull back. and if he watches qvc, he ends up buying a bunch of jewelry [ laughter ] and that reckless impulsivity was on full display last week when it was reported that trump had okayed aattack on iran and then changed his mind at the
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last minute. >> "the new york times" reporting the president authorized milita strikes against iran, then called them off the "times" says the presidenty initiallproved attacks on a handful of iranian targets like radar and missile batteries. the "times" reports there were ships in position. there were planes in the air when the president walked the g whole thinback >> on monday, they shot down an unmanned drone flying inte international "we were cocked and loaded to retaliate last night on three different sites when i asked, how many will die? 150 people, sir, was the answer from a general ten minutes before the strike, i stopped it." >> seth: this tweet is trump in a nutshell he makes it genuinely difficult for you to focus on the fact that he almost started a disastrous and unconstitutional war with iran. because he used the wrg "sites" and used the phrase, "cocked and loaded." [ laughter ] it's "locked and loaded. "cocked and loaded" sounds like the name of a tom green movie where a guy takes a ad trip with a rooster [ laughter ] now, it's obviously a good thing
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we did not go to war with iran but it's terrifying that it even got this far trump wants us all to praise hia for pullin from a catastrophic situation that he almost started praise he doesn't deserve as senator bernieanders argued on sunday >> was president trump's decision this week to call off that strike the right one >> see, it's like somebody setting a fire to a basket full of paper andhen putting it out. he helped create the crisis. and then he stopped the attacks. the idea that we're looking at a president of the united states who, number one, thinks that a war with iran is somethi that might be good for this country >> he was just doing a limited strike >> oh, just a limited strike oh well, i'm sorry. [ laughter ] i just didn't know that it's okay to simply attack another country with bombs just for limited -- that's an act of warfare. >> seth: he's right. d also, you got to love his old man sarcasm. [ laughter ]yo "what aralways doing on your phone?"
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"i'm just sending an emoji, grandpa. "oh, just an emoji [ ughter ] you see, when i was growing up, the only emojis we had were our faces. so when our friends wanted to know h i was, they wouldn't look down there. they would look up here. and that's how they knew i was grumpy!" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause and on top of everything else, trump's account of howhis episode unfolded makes no sense. ex-national security officials who have actually been in thesed kiof briefings said it was unlikely the president would find out at the last minute what the casualty count would be. >> is it plausible in any way ore president is first infd of casualty estimates that close to the actual commission of the strike >> no. the whole thing here is very -- is very strange. >> does that make sense? >> no. it's not credible in terms of he whether as briefed or not at that late time it's laid out right in the beginning. it's like the first powerpoint slide. >> seth: okay. well, see, there'sour problem. you can't give him information on a powerpoint slide.
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when donald trump hears powerpoint, he slides out of the room "we'd like to start our powerpoint presentation. "powerpoint, good, good, good, okay, get that started [ laughter ] okay okay oh, okay [ applause ] oh." if you really, really want donald trump to pay attention to a briefing, you got to write it somewhere he's going to look like a mirror. [ laughter ] and listening to the president's incoherent explanation of how he made the decision is even more terrifying here's trumparrating his thought process and explaining how he was ready to order a military strike on iran until it occurred to him, at the lastto minute, sk what might seem like an important question >> we had something ready to go, subject to my approvalin and they came and they came in about a half an hour before. they said, "sir, we're about ready to go. i said, "i want a better." definition >> planes in the air were planes in the air >> no, no, we' about ready to go no, but they would have been pretty soon.
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and things would have happened turn back or couldn't back.t so they came and they said, "sir, we're ready to go. we'd like a decision." i said, "i want know mething before you go. how many people will be killed?" in this case, iranians i said, "how many people are going to be killed?" "sir, i'd like to get back to you onhat. great people, these generals they said -- came back, said, "sir, approximately 150. and i thought about it for a second i said, you know what, they shot down an unmanned drone, plane, whatever you want to call it [ light laughter ] >> seth: no. whatever i want to call it i want to call it a goose. [ laughter ] "shoot down the goose, papa. y don't we all call it a drone since that's what it is? [ light laughter ] if it was a drone, then by definition, it was unmanned. there's no such thing as a manned drone yonever see a drone flying around with a dude hanging off of it. [ laughter ]
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not only is this story of what happened in this particulacase incoherent, but so is trump's overall policy toward iran just listen to him today in the oval office announcing newti sancs on iran and talking about president obama's nuclear agreement with iran, an agreement trump tore udespite the fact that his own administration said iran was complying with it. >> they've done many other things aside from thendividual drone. you saw the tankers. and we know of other things that were done also which were not good igthe agreement that was sd was a disaster it was not doing what it was supposed to do many bad things were taking place. so i look forward to discussing whatever i have to discuss with anybody that wan to speak. >> seth: whoa, whoa, whoa. ] [ laughter slow down with all the specifics. [ laughter ] it's amazing to think there used to be a time when reporters covering the white house had to furiously scribble notes in their pads tkeep track of all the complicated details of treaties and legislation and now when they cover the y president, tst have to write stuff down like "things that were not good, bad things taking place, cocked and
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loaded." [ laughter ] but the important question here is what is the end game? what does trump want does he want war does he want a new deal? if so, how would that new deal differ from the old deal and why would iran ever agree to a new deal after the last deal p ey negotiated was torn ur no reason? these are all important questions yet the president clearly has no answers >> mr. president, is your goal to negotiate a new deal with iran mr. president, is your goal to negotiate a new deal - >> we would love to be able to negotiate a deal if they want to if they don't want to, that's fine, too. >> seth: oh my god, man. next time just throw a smoke pellet and run away. [ laught ] in the past few days, we've see the president take uto the brink of war with iran, threater to inflict morlty on migrant families, all while being accused of a horrific sexual assault the question now is what more will it takeo impeach this guy? i don't know if he'll win a second term. but at this point, all i can say - >> i hope not. has been "a closer look." ♪ [ cheers and applause we'll be right back with olivia munn, everybody [ cheers and applause
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also, sitting in wit this week, he's the in-demand drummer for indie legend superchunk and bob mould. he can also be heard on the new w mountain goats' brand-nealbum "in league with dragons. jon wurster is back, everybody thank you for being here, jon. >> thanks for having me, seth. [ cheers and applause >> seth: our first guest tonight is a talented actress you know from the critically acclaimed series "the newsroom" and "x-men: apocypse." she can be seen next in "the rook" which premieres this sunday on starz. let's take a look. >> if you have actionable intell on theres, you should give >> marcus wasn't a vulps hub he was a friend and a colleague. okay, how about this if we get a hit, we take it to gestalt. if not, it's a waste of time, anyway i'm just trying to find out what happened to someone i care about. so if you can use your preeminent skills to help me - >> i'll run the names. >> thank you >> but oy if you stop pretending to respect my vocation >> done. >> seth: please weome back to
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the show olivia munn, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> seth: hi, olivia. >> hello hi, sethet >> s it's so great to see you. >> you, too. >> seth: you know, i love asking about your mother every time you'>> here. eah. >> seth: last time you were here, we talked about how you were renovating her house for her. >> yes >> seth: and you just -- you were filming the show in london. >> mm-hmm. >> seth: andndou had her come to >> yeah, my family, they find a way to come wherever i'm filming. and it's never just one. it's my mom, my step dad, my aunt who lives next door, my sister, my brother-in-law, my niece, my brother and his girlfriend >> seth: wow [ laughter ] >> all of them >> seth: it's a lot of people. i feel like that is not -- i mean, you have a photo here. >> yeah, wel so when they came to london i really wanted it to be special
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they'd never been in london. and you'd think that one of them was dying. because they literally went to kensington palace, and wimbledon three times. met serena williams. i mean, this is -- this is where they meet her. >> seth: that's proof they met serena williams. >> yeah. >> seth: yeah. >> yh. [ laughter ] they -- we did everything. and i actually -- i tried to make it really special, like i said and one day, i actually rented this double-decker bus and i invited some of the cast and my family and some friends were in town and now the thing about my mom is she's obsessed with chinatowns across the wod. >> seth: okay, gotcha. [ laughter ] >> and she really wants to go and see if every chinatown is just like all the other chinatowns >> seth: okay. [ laughter ] >> that's all she wants is just to see if it's the same. >> seth: does that make her it makes her -- yes, makes her very happy [ laughter ] >> seth: so she likes the consistency. >> yes yes, s's like, "ah, yes. like, almost like we've taken over, you know >> seth: right [ laughter ] >> and so we get this double-decker bus, which is not cheap, you know. and it's just -- just us on this bus. and so we're going around see the most amazing places. and there's big ben. there's kensington palace.
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we get out, take pictures. we're doing all this stuff but the entire time my mom just keeps asking, like, "where's chinatown? where's chinatown? and so a few hours into th-- into the trip, we get to this crossroads and the bus driver says to me,er like, "hey, sos the thing. if we take a left, we're gonna continue going on and seeing -- there's a lot of amazing historical sites that the we can go see but because of traffic, we can't really come back around. so if we take a left, we can do that but if we take a right, i can drop you off and you can go to chinatown. light laughter ] now, he's like, "and i just -- i've been hearing your mom talk about chinatown. he's like, "so, i don't really know what you want to do." i said, "let me go talk to her." so i said, "mom, okay, we got a few more hours left on this amazing tr now, if we take a left, we can go see all these amazing historical sites it's like, you know, hundreds of years old. and this is london and there's gonna be so manygs amazing thin or if we take a right, we got to get off and then we can go to chinatown. and she goes, "chinatown." [ laughter ] and i was like, "okay. h,t when we -- that's -- o yeah, that's us on the -t >> seth: i mean, thais - >> the bus
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>> seth: that looks like a -- that the way to rock it righ there. >> that's us on the bus. >> seth: that's amazing. yeah >> yeah. the entire time, this is her, "chinatown where's chinatown? >> seth: gotcha. [ laughter ] she's -- she's smiling because chinatown's over here. [ laughter ] >> and she's - >> seth: so she's looking at chinatown. >> seth: yeah. "that's it. >> but when -- here's the best part when we get there, we get off the bus, say good-bye to the driver who's very perplexed at this moment. he's understand. anwe walk into chinatown my mom looks around and goes, "same. [ laughter ] and then about -- i'm not kidding, like 15, 20 seconds's later, she like, "let's go home." and that was it. [ laughter ] w she justants to go there to be like, "is everything in order? is everything where i put it?" >> seth: that's so great well, at least chinatowns are not like mcdonald's.i you know what an >> that's true but although, i realized after this trip, if that's what y tters to her, we could s local. we can go to iowa, you know. we can go to michigan. we can go to all the just domestic cnatowns. we don't have to go across an ocean. >> seth: yeah, that's true >> let's go see all thowamerican chin why are we doing this?
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>> seth: yeah, wn you get on a british air flight, you feel , like, they're never likeet me guess off to chinatown [ laughter ] taking a trip to see our chinatown? [ laughter ] >> yeah, i wish -- you know, your family is so sweet. ci mean, your family's sose your mom, dad, your brother. >> seth: yeah. >> you guys are all so close i feel like -- when you guys go places it's -- you know, you guys -- you and alexi go on the most amazing vacations >> seth: yeah. >> it's very -- my family would go to amazing places and then we just go to chinatown.la hter ] >> seth: yeah. well with my mom, i would say it's -- instead of chinatown, it's just a bar. [ laughter ] she's telling the bus driver, like, "are we going to see any bars?" [ laughter ] >> he's like, "we passed a bunch. yeah, any one will do. >> seth: yeah, yeah, yeah. she like's -- you know, she's like, "i want to look at the bars." >> and your family loves karaoke. i know that. >> seth: no. >> no? >> seth: my wife's family loves >> the wedding, i felte your mom and dad were really into it. >> seth: yeah. we were, but again -- >> to be supportive of the in-laws. >> seth: yeah, we were supportive of the >> do they love country music as much as we do? >> seth: no. [ laughter ] >> oh. 'cause his wife's family loves country music and so do i.
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>> seth: yeah, a my wife's family has an actual karaoke -- you've seen it >> oh, yeah. >> seth: like a karaoke setup. >> yeah, i've been to new mexico at his wife's family home there. and it's the moment you get in, it's karaoke >> seth: yeah. >> the moment you get in >> seth: it speaks to how much i love my wife that i've look past that [ laughter ] >> she's amazing >> seth: she's amazing and so -- my in-laws are amazing. but when my father-in-law my father-in-law sometimes will just -- i will come downstairs and he'll be sitting outside siing karaoke to himself >> yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah [ laughter ] no it's just -- when i came to visit, i came out late at night to get some water. and he's in there by himself in the dark >> seth: yeah. >> we just the words coming upee on the sjust - [ laughter ] he's really giving everything. >> seth: and then he said, "make something up."on like, "it's the way to keep away the coyotes." you're like, "no, it's not [ laughter ] you're doing this. 'cause you love the sound of your own voice."is ths a really cool show >> i'm excited >> seth: you play -- you shot in london >> yeah. >> seth: and you play a government agent >> mm-hmm. d >> seth: you do any research for your government agent work >> my -- well, you know, i just came off the show called "six"
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where i played a cia operative and this -- this show -- "the rook" is different it's not where it's a made-up, you know, agency but we are spieswa and i able to -- i'm the only american in the whole show, in the cast. so i was able to bring some of that, you know, experience just from that show into this one >> seth: there's supernatural elements in the show are you -- do you buy into the i don't know >> you don't do you >> seth: no. >> i know. >> seth: yeah. >> i can tell by the way you say it >> seth: yeah. "do you buy in don't.ike -- no. >> seth: do you buy in -- like, do you feel like you waste your time with that [ laughter ] >> that felt like, a very different question >> seth: no, no, no. i'm just curious i mean wall waste our time different ways and, you know [ laughter ] >> i'm trying to figure out how to answer this [ laughter ] i -- i -- i believe in thesc nce of things. >> seth: yeah. >> and -- and i believe that we don't know everything. but i don'just -- i'm not just a believer who just -- i don't believe in everything. i just don't go, like, "oh, there's a medium i'm going to go find this personhi there's a psyc
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i don't believe in that. but i believe in the science of things is that vague enough y >> seth:h, that's getting vague. yeah, yeah, yeah >> yeah. well, for example, my brother right now, he's getting his ph.d. in physics and he and i talk a lot about just science and stuff and my family, they're very analytical, and they're like you. they don't -- they jt -- they're like, "if it's not science based, we don't believe in it. but my brother talked to me once about the color blue so we're talking about a friend who loved blue and he goes, "oh, that makes sense. because it has a really high vibration, high frequency. i'm like, "what are you talking about? he's like, "well, you can measure colors." he put out a -- he's getting his ph.d. in physics i feel like you're not nodding but not believing me [ laughter ] >> seth: i just like - th i feel like you're doin thing. >> seth: i didn't know -- the part of this story that's crazy to me is like, "we were talking about a friend of ours who loved blue." i'm like, "is he six?" [ lauger ] how does it even come up a friend at dinner being like, "have you guys seen the new blue?" [ laughter ] >> well, it's -- and you know this friend. and it was -- and the reason i brought it up because i thought it was just so strange >> seth: yeah. >> everything had to be blue >> seth: yeah. oh, gotcha
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>> that's why i was like - >> seth: so,obt's like an ssion. >> i was like -- yeah, i was like, "hey." he's like, "it's so weird. everything has to be blue. >> seth: yeah. >> "head to toe blue couch is blue. >> seth: and so blue vibtes. that's -- >> and he was like, "well, maybe it's because --" you know he's like, "it makes sense if he's, like, vibrating to the color blue." and then i was like, "oh, well that's an interesting thing of - justolors can put out an actual frequency that scientists can be able -- you know, can measure. so, i mean, can we just cut thio whole part and just me go -- i'll just be like, "i don't believe in it either, seth." [ laughter ] >> seth: no. i, like -- yeah, se, we'll cut it [ laughter and applause >> i mean, my brother's gonna call me. i know my brother's going to be like, "that's literally not what i said." >> seth: exactly- >> but i feel like -think i translate in my head - >> seth: i feel like your brother is a scientist and he's like, "hey, olivia. i know i just told you this. someone else." enough to go tell >> i know. [ laughter ] i know and -- but he told me this years ago. and it's most likely gotten ul wrong in my head mple times. >> seth: he talked to you for an hour straight. and you were like, "blue, vibrates, got it bye. [ laughter ] i have to go to a tv show now. >> yeah.
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"i'm gonna go tell seth all about this." >> seth: i want to talk about your dogs real quick >> my dogs yeah that's chance and frankie. >> seth: gracie and chance >> chance and frankie. [ audience aws ] g i think you were thinkin - >> seth: and -- what did i say >> grace >> seth: i think grace and frankie. >> 'cause i think that you're thinking of the show with -- >> seth: i am. >> yeah. >> seth: yeah. >> it's a great show [ laughter ]e >> seth: chancd frankie is very close to grace and frankie. >> yeah, it's super close. >> seth: it is jane fonda almost was named chance [ laughter ] yeah >>l eth: but i've seen this over town. >> yes >> seth: it's a lot of billboards in new york >> yeah. >> seth: tell us about this great organization >> well, this is great this is the shelter pet project and it's with mane society, maddie's fund tand we're -- you know, tee of us, we're trying to get people to adopt, you know, shelr animals. 'cause there's -- i mean, these are -- these two pups, okay. this -- he's a cavalier king charles. it's purebred, yet he was in a shelter. this kid was on the street living just life, living large >> seth: i feel -- >> and now they're on billboards i mean, how cute is that >> seth: i feel like that breed -- like being a cavalier erng charles is at a shelts like when a rich person gets locked up, they're like, "do you know who i am? [ laughter ] i'm a cavalierwo i d like to make a phone call." [ laughter and applause they're beautiful dogs >> thanks. >> sh: thank you so much
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>> seth: welcome to the showha >> thanks for ng me. >> seth: congrats on the special. i want to talk about how you -- you talk about your faith a lot in youand-up and your belief in god and i feel like we don't see that a ton from comedians. when y first start doing that, what washe reaction you were getting from audiences >> yeah, i remember the first time i openly talked about it. i think i was fasting actually and i had just ended it wasn ramadan. and i was onstage at a bar in brooklyn and starving kind of and talking about it and saying, "i bieve in god. and i just fasted ramadan. and i could just feel this energy from the crowd, like, "why are you here? >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> shouldn't you be somewhere else >> seth: yeah, this does not seem like a good use of your timel >> doesn't fke the place to be at and it kind of felt like that way a few years ago. now it's kind of changing. i feel like people have kind of caught on and also islam andl. dieting trends have kind of caught up. >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. [ laughter ] 'cause there's kind of like intermittent fasng and stuff i was at a juice shop in l.a. during ramadan and i told the woman i was doing
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ramadan. and she was like, "o t yeah, i'm doing its weekend. [ laughter ] she said it like it was coachella. she was like, "yeah, i'm going do the second weekend. [ laughter ] i don't know who's headlining.hi i was like, "i it's god. [ laughter ] we couldn't get beyonce. >> seth: you have a -- it's a really cool thing about your special is - because oftentimes in specials,e you don't -- tudience might not be lit or it might not cut to them a lot. you -- your audience is -- plays in the special and also it's very well lit. and you can see sort of how diverse an audience it is -- >> yeah. >> seth: a how you see women in headscarves and things you might not see elsewhere. do you -- do you enjoy having that audience? and was that a conscious choice of like, "hey, here's who comes to my shows? >> it was, "this who comes to my shows. >> seth: yeah. >> i mean, it -- i feel like i'll be at a, you know, a bar, wherever i am, a comedy club and it is half hipster and then half muslims and you can't tell if it's a muslim beard or hipster beard. >> seth: right [ laught ] >> and then there's women in headscarves. but i remember being at a comedy club once. and the chef came out sweating
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and he was lik "man, your crowd eats a lot." and i was like, "well, yeah, because you got to get two things d and they't drink so this is one of those times that you find out how much muslims love mozzarella sticks." >> seth: right [ laughter ] >> "it's just our food of choice." and so it's really -- it was aly realonscious choice. you know, i talked about it with my director, chris, "can we light this place up? >> seth: right >> because who's watching is as important as what's being said >> seth: i want to talk about your fantastic show as well. because, you know, obviously there's been -- it's been talked about a lot. how there are not a lot of strong or diverse nuance muslim charters in television and film you've got this situation where you get to tell a story about an immigrant family and the characters are all very different. has that been a fun thing to be able to do >> it's been awesome i mean, it's been coolo bring nuance to a family like this, to see an arab-muslim family like that and when i first moved to l.a., that wasn't -- there was no roles like that.
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you know, you hear it, you're li , "oh, man, did everything you auditioned for, was it a terrorist role?" and it was and i -- the sad part was it wasn't like i got them and a lot of people would be like, "i called my agent and said, 'i'm never auditioning for a terrorist.'" i would actually go on the audition and they just wouldn't believe me >> seth: yea [ laughter ] >> they'd be like, "yeah, you don't look like a -- no. and i'd be like, "no, no." and they'd like, "yeah, no, we don't believe it when you say, 'death to america. [ laughter ] like, your face, we just feel like you want america to live. and i'd be like, "no, i don't. [ laughter ] and so i kind of didn't get the opportunity to sell out my peopleso was like, "all right, i'll - [ laughter ] i'll make a nuanced show." >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. >> seth: and you obviously have immigrant parents. and that's a big part of this show as well how has the response been from a muslim audience, who has maybe seen this for the first time thanks to your show? >> it's been really cool i mean, it's tricky to sayie muslim aude, even muslim community. >> seth: of course >> because there are so many different --
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>> seth: sure. >> muslim communities. think, who watch the sreally appreciate it. and then there are other, you know, south asian black muslim communities. most muslims in america are black. people don't know that i think they watch the show. and they're like, "what is this guy complaining about? we have a lot more going on. >> seth: right >> you know, and so for me, it was just really important to make something that felt honest to my experience and what i was doing and not try and take all of it on 'cause i think sometimes you watch. and it feels like there's you know, this box checking of, "well, we need to cover everything." and we really took the approach of, "no, let's do what we know.t >> seth: rig >> and you know, i know an arab-muslim family and let's not worry about it being like the fir because i think a lot of times when people say "first," what they're really trying to say it's the last. >> seth: right >> and so we were like, "no,e the going to be a lot of opportunities. we just want to tell this as honestly as we can." >> seth: yeah, i do apologize for phrasing it like that. because when you said, you know, "that's a hard question answer," i realize a lot of people are on the show and i'm never like, "and do white people like it?" [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> seth: "are you going wh get feedback from e people?" >> yeah. i got an email from this guy he was like, "i'm an evangelical
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christian father of three. and i am ramy. >> seth: oh, wow, that's really good >> and i was like, "are you? [ laughter ] i didn't know if it was like an identity theft thing but he was - [ laughter ] no, he really related to just seeing someone, you know, look at faith in an aspirational way. >> seth: sure. >> i mean, i think there's a lot of knocks against re rightfully so. i think the industry of religion, the culture, is really polluted it can be dangerous. but we tk about just aspiring to faith in an honest way which is something that i hadn't seen from a character and we were really excited to exore that >> seth: that's wonderful. and i also want to ask about this because you hear it all the time, particularly in thes you know, heightened era we're living in now about the idea of moderate muslims y >>h. >> seth: and that you -- the offense you take when you hear that term. >> yeah. >> seth: can you explain that real quick >> yeah, no, we were talking -- it's a weird -- moderate muslim makes it seem like if you werell fumuslim, there'd be a problem. >> seth: right >> it's like, "well, no, he's only, like, 50% muslim, so -- so it's fine. and it does -- it kind of
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negates the fact that you could be fully practicing and fully involved and that would make you a good person. i think people feel like muslims wake up. and we have this decision every day to bderate when we wake up and we're like, "isis or breakfast? [ laughter ] and we're constantly wrestling and it's like, "ah, he chose breakfast. wow. [ laughter ] like, what a moderate. you know, i mean, really just -- yeah so that -- yeah, it sounds -- the phrasing of it is a little odd. >> seth: well, hey, col.rats on the specia the show is fantastic. >> thanks man. >> seth: it's just been lovely talking to you again and getting a chance to meet you >> so >> seth: thanks for being here >> thank you [ cheers and applause >> seth: ramy youssef, everybody. "ramy youssef: feelings" premieres june 29th on hbo we'll be right back with music from matt maesono thanks sch, man. [ cheers and applause ♪ this is something big. this is something bigger. that is big.
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