♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- laura dern world cup champion, megan ranoe, comedian catherine cohen featuring the 8g band with raghav mehrotra. ♪ [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night. nihow's everybody doing tot? [ cheers and applause that's great to hear in that case, les get to the news president trump yesterday attacked four minority democratic congresswomen and said they should, quote, "go back and help fix the totally

broken and crime-infested places from which they came." okay, this is besides the point, but, dude, you're from queens.la [ hter ] i would say you should go back y of the trains are running. [ laughter ] house speaker nancy pelosi said today e will introduce a resolution condemning president trump's racist attacks on minority lawmakersan man, pelosi counterattacks from a president the way a normal person handles bad service at starbuc [ laughter ] "go back to where they came from oh, you bet, i'll be filling out a comment ca [ laughter ] i am very dissatisfied." [ light laughter ] new york city suffered a major blackout on saturday that left over 70,000 people in manhattan without power. of course, in manhattan, 70,000 people is two starbucks and a jamba juice. [ laughter ] california congressman eric swalwell has announced he is dropping out of the democric presidential race swalwell made the decision after

realizing that he didn't know which one he was, either [ ughter and applause en presal hopeful beto o'rourke revealed this weekend that both he and his wife recently learned that their ancestors owned slaves even weirder, how they announced it [ laughter ] "can i get you a piece?" "i don't thinko, no. a mobile shopping company s created a hyper realistic action figure of amazon ceo jeff bezos. then again, it might just be a vibrator [ laughter ] [ audience oohs [ cheers and applause in a new interview, the ceo of e-cigarette company juul apologized to the parents of to vaping.ho've become addicted well, technically what he said was, "i'm sorry your kids are so cool." [ laughter ]

according to a recent survey, e 21 is the average at which people meet their best friends, while 31 is the age they realize they haven't seen them in 6 years. [ laughter ] the coast guard released a video members seizing $232 monice worth of cocaine from a homemade submarine. wow, how could someone have they enero build their own subma -- oh, right right, right, right. [ laughter ] right, the cocaine the cocaine. [ applause ] and finally, the women's world cup ended last week. here with the highlights of the tournament, please welcome one of our writers, jenny hagel, everybody. [ cheers and applause >> hey, everybody!d the world cup wrappeup last week, and it was incredible. first, some teams played each other and some qualified and some didn't. yada, yada but the whole thing real kicked off when u.s. player megan rapinoe had this exchange with a reporter. >> reporte are you excited about going to the white house

>> i'm not going to the [ bleep ] white house. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> yeah. when that happened, lesbians were like, "i love her."d anraight women were like, "am i straight?" [ laughter ] then the team beat thailand and spain and then megan rapinoe sa game and everyone in america was like, "oh [ bleep ], is my girlfriend okay? [ laughter ] >> seth: sorry, jenny, this is ergreat, but i thought you going to go over the highlights of the world cup >> seth, i'm a lesbian these are the highlights [ laughter ] then the president tweeted, "megan should win first before she talks. finish the job." and then rapinoe scored two goals against france and ran to the sidelines and did thisno and then you kwhat the president said then? [ cheers and applause yeah, you know what the president said then? >> seth: what? >> jack [ bleep ] because that's the dopest comeback everer [ laught yeah last night i tried to buy milk at a bodega and they were like, "we don't take debit cards" and i was like "i ha exact change, bitch! [ laughter ]

[ cheers and applause then the u.s. beat england and the netherlands and became the womed champs for a second ti in a row and not only that, megan rapinoe is here tonight to celebratela [ cheers and appe it was a great ending for straight fans. for lesbians, it was just the beginning.ng because then thigot very gay. player kelley o'hara ran into the stands and kissed her girlfriend, even though she wasn't even officially out what a badass way to come out. i came out in my apartment by whispering to my straight roommate, "i thinkrl like gi and then she said, "okay" and then we just went back to watching "dawson's creek." [ laughter ] then goalkeeper ashlyn harris ic posted a pture of herself wearing this look at th outfit. [ cheers and applause it's like she's the ceo of a company that makes lesbians. [ lahter ] and then rapinoe rolled up to an

interview with rachel maddow looking like some kind of sexy tim burton character [ light laughter ] it's like jack the pumpkin king hahot gay sister [ laughter ] but don't worry, rachel maddow is a professional. and she meets high-profile people all the time so you can totally count on her to keep her cool ou >> ye really good at talking -- i'm still so nervous [ laughter ] >> look how flusred she got. that's how other lesbians act when they meet rachel maddow [ light laughter ] it wasruly the gayest week america has ever seen. now, i just want to say i knowat the u.s. women's nnal team is not just made up of lesbians and every team member's contributions to the world cup were incredible. but it was a big deal this week to watch the gay members of the team be so out and proud and unapologetic about who they e and for the whole country to be so onboard with it for once, americans were into lesbians but not in a creepy way.

[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause i'm a lesbia i'm a woman, and i'm also hispanic. so there hasn't been a lot of but watching america go in just o a few years from this, tthis, that makes me proud to be an american [ cheers and applause >> seth: jenny hagel, everybody! [ cheers and applause we got a great show for you tonight. she's the star of the hit series "big little lies" currently inon its second season bo laura dern is back, everybody. [ cheers and applause as jny mentioned, world cup champion megan rapinoe will be joining us [ cheers and applause h and wee a very funny comedian who will be performing at the edinburgh fringe festival in august. catherine cohen is here. [ cheersnd applause so it's a great show before we get to any of that, the president mounted an appallingly racist attack on

four democratic women of color in congress. for more on this, it's time for "a closer look." [ cheers and applause ♪ >> seth: it's been obvious from the very first moment he stepped onto the political stage that donald trump is a racist and that racism is at the core of his political ideology. it's not a side dish it's the main course every day he serves up a steaming hot entree of racism he and then wasit down with a side of -- >> mcdonald's, wendy's and burgerng with some pizza. [ laughter and applause >> seth: trump launched his political career by questiing legitimacy of the first black president, began his campaign by claiming mexico is sending criminals and rapists to thee u.s. and said a judgo was overseeing a lawsuit against him in 2016 shouldn't be allowed to oversee the case because of his ethnicity. >> now, this judge is of mexican heritage i'm building a wall. okay i'm building a wall. >> but you're invoking his race when talking about whether or not he can do his job. >> jake, i'm building a wall okay i'm building a wall. >> if you are saying he can't do his job because of his race, ist

that not the defn of racism >> no, i don't think so at a>> o? >> no. he's proud of his heritage i respect him for that >> you're saying he can't do his job because of that. >> look, he's proud his heritage okay i'm building a wall. this judge is giving us unfair ruling now i say why. well, i wanna -- i'm building a wall >> seth: okay. but why won't you tell us what you're building?er [ laught he keeps saying it over and over like he's wearing a wire and calling for backup "i'm building a wall i'm building a wall. wall, steve, get me out of here!" [ laughter ] so trump launched a raciste attack on a judg calling him unqualified to rule in a case because of their ethnicity, and by the way, in case you're somehow still curious about ru donald t's legal bona fides, here's what he had to say on friday about special counsel robert mueller's report which listed ten possible inances of obstruction of justice remember ten ten.on somehow, eves forgotten about that, because it was like 50 scandals ago. we all have such scandal fatigue, at this point trump

s could streak naked acrose white house lawn with his head stuck in a kfc bucket screaming, "i did it, i broke all the laws." and two days later we'd all be scratching our heads going, "oh, yeah, right, that happened." [ light laughter ]ed so trump was askbout the mueller report on friday, and he tried to claim that article 2 of the constitution gives him the power to basically do whatev he wants now, remember, this is the same guy who said a judge wasn't qualified to rule on a case because of that judge's ethnicity. by comparison, here's trump talking about article 2 of the constitution of the united states >> number one, there's no crimeu and how do ybstruct when there's no crime also, take a look at one other thing. it's a thing cald article 2. nobody ever mentions article 2 it gives me all of these rights at a level that body has ever seen before. we don't even talk about article 2. >> seth: what do you mean nobody has ever seen befo [ laughter ] it was written over 200 years ago. just because you've never seen it before --[ ughter ] doesn't mean nobody's ever seen it before.re "i just saw this g little

independent film, no one's ever seen it before, called 'the lion king.' [ laughter ] it's about a good guy named scar but oh, he's got aeal [ bleep nephew who tries to backstab him. [ light laughter ] but i ke scar -- i haven't finished it. it's two hours long. that's too long. but like scar's chances. i think -- i think it's going to end well for scar. [ laughter ] also his interpretation of article 2 is obviously wrong which is not surprising since he apparently just discovered it. "here's another thing i just learned. did you know we had a president who was 10et tall? [ light laughter ] made of stone. [ laughter ] what we saw in that interview was the core of trump's racistwo d view and we saw it yet again on sunday when trump launched a stunningly racist attack on four progressive women ofolor in congress >> the president of the united states told progressive democratic women of color in congress to go back to the crime-infested places from which they came.

trump writing is, "so interesting to see progressive democrat congresswomen who original came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe. the worst, most corrupt, and inept, anywhere in the world, if they even have a functioning government at all, now loudly and viciously telling the people the united states, the greatest and most powerful nation on earth, how our government is to be run. why don't they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime-infested places from which they came? then come back and show us how it is done these places need your help badly. you can't leave fast enough. i'm sure that nay pelosi would be very happy to quickly work out free travel arrangements." >> seth: okay. first of all, there's no acceptable word for this other than racist. period not racially charged or racially tinged or as "the new york times" put it, trump's racie ly-infused politics, lik it's some kind of fancy drink at a williamsburg cocktail bar.

[ laughter ] "oh, honey, thr cosmo is cially infused." [ laughter ] second, this is beside the point, but three of the congresswomen you're attacking were born here and they're all american citizens. so if you're aing them to fix the totally broken crime-infested governments of their home countries, they're trying [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause third, it doesn't matter esn't matter whether they were born here or not, they're americans. this is theicountry, and they're treating it with a lot more respect and devotion than the racist gargoyle who sits around tweeting from the back nine of his chintzy golf course. i mean, look at thatat thooks like a sculpture someone would build to make fun of donald trump. [ laughter ] "i call this one the melting racist." [ light laughter ] and then today trump reeled off yet another racist tiradenat a white house evcalled "the made in america product showcase." first he took questions from reporters and defended his tweets when askeif they were racist >> not at all.

>> do you think that those democratic congresswomen are not american >> somebody has a problem with our country --t if somebody doesn'want to be in our country, they should leave. >> seth: i think it's very fitting that he's standing next to a boat because he always looks like he just fell off the side of a booze cruise and got dragged back od.o deck by a lifegu [ light laughter ] then trump moved over to the podium where he continued his tirade and doubled down on those racist tweets. >> if you're not happy in the u.s., if you're complaining all the time, very simply, you can leave. you can leave right now. come back if you want. don't come back. it's okay, too but if you're not happy, you can leave. >> seth: i'm sor, you're accusing someone else of com - all you do is complain you spent the eight years of obama's presidency lying and complaining about everything in fact, at one point you actually bragged about the fact you were great at whining. >> i am the most fabulous whiner i do whine, because i want to win. and i'm not happy if i'm not winning. >> are whiners winners >> and i'm a whiner. and i'm a whiner and i keep whining and whining until i win. >> seth: that is a terrible s

dr. seusok [ laughter ] "i keep whining and whining until i'm a winner and then i go home and have zza for dinner." [ laughter ] now trump's attack on four progressive women of color wasn't just blatantly and appallingly racist, it's also a classic racist trope it's the kind of taunt or insult people of color have been subjected to for years as senator kamala harris explained. >> it absolutely racist andun-americ. and it is an old trope, go back to where you came from, that, you know, you might hear it on the street, but you should never hear t t from the president of the uni. >> seth: and she's right trump shouldn't be president at best he should be on the streets selling fake rolexes in times square - [ light laughter ]ou and yelling at tsts for not buying them. "oh, what? you've never heard of a polex? [ laughter ] what we're seeing now, once o again, is the cotrump's racist ideology and his policy agenda his administration is inflictino cruelty on migrants h inhumane detention centers, family separation and he spent

his career questioning the legitimacy of everyone from the first ack president to judges to members of congress what more do you need to impeach this guy o ngress should just say t him -- >> you can leave you can leave right now. >> seth: this has been "a closer look."rs [ chnd applause ♪ you guys, we hava great show tonight. and we're happy you're with us, but i want to say a few quick words about some sad news that happened over hiatus last week, we lost a beloved member of the "late night" team family, tommy weil tommy was a member of our security team. he was a retired nypd detective. a warm-hearted guy who had a smile for everybody, who will be missed one of the great things about working with this show is the people we get to spend our time with and he was suca perfect example of that. so on behalf of everyone here, i want to send our condolences to tommy's family we'll be right back with more "late night. [ cheers and applause second chances. 't give yy

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> seth: welcome back, everybody. give it up for the 8g band right over tre [ cheers and applause also this is so, so exciting sitting in with us this week, he's a 14-year-old up and coming drummer from new jersey who starred in the tony-nominated "school of rock" on broadway his videos have garnered millions of views, so be sure to check them out on instagram. raghav mehrotra is here. w are you, raghav? [ cheers and applause >> good seeing everybody >> seth: so glad you're here true story -true story, you have to be 16-years-old to be in our audience raghav, life hack right there.

[ light laughter ] he came in, they saw him at the door, they were like, "we need i.d. and he just took out the sticks. he was lik "these are my i.d." [ light laughter ] thank you so much for being here i'm thrilled [ cheers and applae our first guest tonight is an emmy winning and academy award nominated actress you know from films such as "jurassic park," "wild" and "star wars: the last jedi." she's currently starring in the second slison of "big little ." let's take a look. >> how come i'm not at school? >> sweetie, i told you ziggy and max and josh are having their special day with their moms, and i thought well wait a minute, let's us have a mother/daughter day. >> it isn't ben'use we are broke ist? and we have to m >> no amabella, it's because i wanted to spend the day with you. sweetie, everything mon't about y. well, it is, but it isn't. >> seth: please welcome back to the show laura dern, everyone. [ cheers and applause ♪

♪ >> seth: welcome back. >> thank you, so happy to be here >> seth: were you -- i hope you had a chance backstage to meet megan rapinoe. did you get a chance to say hi >> so excited. besi myself. >> seth: you watched the final at an airport. you were traveling >> i did i did. it was a great moment at l.aso when everyone was hrilled that their flights were delayed. [ light laughter ] >> seth: yeah. that's a rare opportunity. >> it's incredible and as we all know, what a sense of community we feelhen we have this collective, shared, experience of bliss watching g that winninge. >> seth: it almost never happens at an airport. >> no. [ light laughter ] >> seth: shared bliss. >> shared bliss never happens but it did that day. and it was amazing as i said to her, watching this tribe of 6-year-old boys, these

boys imitating this female athletes with her moves and, you know, you just -- u wait for a paradigm shift where women are honored and celebrated for their genius and the art and their loud, fierce, voices and it's very cool [ chrs and applause >> seth: very cool you certainly -- you certainly are part of this incredible community with your show this is, obviously, a female-driven show, a female-produced show i'm so sorry nobody watches it or tal about it. maybe eventually [ light laughter ] >> but thank you for having me anyway >> seth: you will break through. you will break through >> okay, thank you >> seth:ou have -- i feel like so -- one of the luxuries you have on the show is you have the best one-liners on the show. do you feel that >> i do really enjoy what i get away with. >> seth: yeah.la [ light hter ] >> let's just put it that way. it is amazing. and it's been amazing as people up to you, and i'm stag to come realize i think it's because we've all been there we've, i guess, thankf, t, but

never said what renata says. >> seth: yeah. >> but we walk away in deep av regret hg not said that thing-- >> seth: right >> -- to the individual who's just infuriated usci so it's quite delis. >> seth: it's very cathartic to watch renata do and say the things she does.ou are you jealof it that you're not a renata in real life >> you know, i'm troubled. >> seth: yeah. >> because i'm not jlous and at times when i run into people, i don't know if i should aept a compliment, apologize. i sometimes -- i see myself going, "she's a lot, i know. sorry. [ laughter ] as though she's my sister and not a character i play but i also realize that they'll say to me, "i mean, boy, she's really gone off the rails this time, can you believe when she -- and that's something i did when we were improvising, which means it's in my psych >> seth: right [ light laughter ] >> to, you know -- >> seth: so there is a little renata in there. >> i mean, clearly >> seth: yeah.

>> clearly, guys, there is some renata >> seth: i feel like the thing about -- the nice thing about the way you get to be renata isv you don't actually hto in your life deal with the fallout which is really that's the joy of it, i guess i haven't yet had the experience where a man is looking at me across the restaurant. he's like -- oh yeah -- "big little lies" is not happening. >> seth: you guys ---- last time you were here you talked e about oup text of everybody on the show. is the group text still going strong it's going strong >> seth: that's great. >> it's been renamed from five different area codes and i never know why a group of people are constantly texting each other because we can't recognize it, but now they've given us a name. >> sh: oh, wow >> this season, which was the monterey five. so now our group texts can have a title. >> seth: that's wonderful. >> but then this other woman wants to, like, join the text. >> seth: oh, no. that's so irritating >> meryl, okay [ laughter ] we have our own group text >> seth: i think that's very important. i >> it's -- you know,s a little rude. >> seth: let's be honest she has plenty

>> i would say i would say. >> seth: right >> but then, of course, she writes the most genius thing ever, inspires us all to be better people. i'm like, "okay, you can be in our text." >> seth: is it -- when you are t on a group text witht many talented people, do you have like -- like do you really, when you're about to text something, do you kind of, like, read it a few times to be like, "iththis worthy of text chain?"at >> sadly, th's gone away >> seth: okay. >> and i think it should come back for me. [ laughter ] i should srt to educate myself on what to say or not say because you do realize extraordinarpeople you're speaking to and periodically i'm asking them about, like, the best mint or, you know, likeck "what's a good snahen you feel exhausted on set? but then they'll come, you know, nicole taught me about apple with cinnamon. >> seth: really? >> so and it's changed my life >> seth: wow >> it was a game changer, guys >> seth: you know they always say that she's, like -- she gets lot of attention and rightfully so, praise for her acting but she's great with snacks >> no it's true. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> it's true yeah >> seth: they say like one of the foremoho snack experts in ywood. yeah

[ laughter ] >> it's true >> seth: this is cool because renata is involved in the techan industry, when you took on this role you met with a lot of people a lot of women in tech, which, of course, there are a lot fewer than men andhat sort of led you to sort of independently on your own -- help out with grants in that sector>> ell, you know, you're helping out. we're all helping out together because i don't know if you guys knew, but america is aco unity. >> seth: yeah, it is a big old community. >> built on extraordinary migrant families who came herein to make this an amazplace we get to be together in. and as we look for diversity and gender parity in companies and the workplace, it was amazing to learn that tech has got a lot to work to do so i was very happy through playing rena to learn about their numbers and help hopefully support more women in tech and get grant and scholarships in unabersities for them to be to not only be in the boardroom but take over.

[ cheers and applause >> seth: excellent well, let me tell you, it's always just such a delight to have you here. >> thank you >> seth: thank you so much, yura. >> tha >> seth: please come back soon >> thank you for letting me -- >> seth: give it up everybody. laura dern [ cheers and applause the finale of "big little lies," airs next sunday at 9:00 pm on hbo. we'll be right bacgawith rapinoe. [ cheers and applause ♪

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>> seth: but it's really good. i like this week, because feel like for a long time i sort of only knew you from your soccer kit. and now i'm getting to see - >> yeah. >> seth: we're all getting to see your fashion >> yeah. no, carla welch is hooking me up big time >> seth: okay, good. >> yeah, i have someone on my side for sure. >> seth: all right very gd. >> yeah. >> seth: now, i feel like the difference between me and the way i approached sports as a kid in the way professional athletev your l approach -- >> different >> seth: a little different. >> tiny, yes >> seth: every time i walked on the field, i thought to myself, disaster."i hope this isn't a [ light laughter ] >> this could go horribly wrong. >> seth: this could go horribly wrong. so, i think you obviously go into it with confidence. with that said, was this result beyond expectation i mean, i knew you obviously went in thinking we're going to win this thing but, you know, x goals and the golden ball and the golden boot. and when you look back on it, ik you're l "man, that couldn't have gone any better." >> it's how i drew it up, right? >> seth: yeah. >> of course, i was like, "i'm [ light laughter ]thing. i'm going to plant this quote, a couple months ago to be release to get everyone's attention who wasn't watching. >> seth: yeah. >> then we're just going to

really blow it out of the water. yeah no, i mean, i'm just, like, i can't believe i'm sitting here happenedbelieve that all >> seth: was this your third world cup? >> third world cup yeah, yeah >> seth: third world cup >> i didn't do as well ithe others ones as i did this one. >> seth: personally of course, you won two now. >> yes, yes. >> seth: and do you feel -- hayong gone out, obviously, have the pressure is off of you. you're always going to be a world cup winner coming to this one. at the same time, is it just as exciting to go through it when you're at that level playing at the top of your sport? >> yeah. it is. and this one even more i feel like we had so much more riding on it with eql pay and just with what's happening at home and, you know, maybe this being my last one.no hopefully but potentially i'm not getting any younger. but just felt, like, "god, we >> seth: yeah. win this. >> if we don't win this, this sucks. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> this is like -- this sucks. >> seth: i feel like i, you know, i've been fairly invested the last two times i never felt that beforean i've wd you to win and thought, if you win, it will be awesome but i agree with you, this time

you lose, it will suckought, if >> yeah. it was like we needed to win s >>h: yes and i'm so glad it worked out. and of course, you had your parade is the parade as much fun as it looks? >> yes >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] you certainly looked like you were having fun. >> it truly is >> seth: this -- here you're pouring champagne down one of your teammate's -- [ laughter ] >> you he to stay hydrated >> seth: you have to stay hydratedt you probably didn'tice there was a camera there >> oh. people are filming that? >> seth: yeah they were filming that that whole thing was on -- >> people saw that >> seth: how did you feel the next morning how were you guys doing? >> ah. [ laughter ] it was, you know just get righta on it, don't you? >> seth: yeah. high-caliber athletes can bounce back from that probably a little bit better ape.e're in p top physical >> seth: tip top [ laughter ] >> so we can handle a lot. >> seth: you mentioned equal pay. i do think it was great that it was brought up beforehand. >> uh-huh. >> seth: so it's something that fans were thinking abouttc fans who were wang on the field thinking how could they be paid anything less than anyone else who does this for a living? you had fans chanting it after the game, chanting at the

parade do you feel as though fifa -- as an organization is criticized from all sides, fairly >> yeah. >> seth: not known for being very quick to adjust and fix thin>> eah. >> seth: do you feel hopeful or optimistic that there will be a move toward equal pay? >> i do.so very much fifa will be a much longer game. they're archaic in every single sense.t u.s. soccer while noper nimble and quick to change, they're not in a great spot against usw with their fig >> seth: yeah, the optics are pretty bad for them right now. >>t's not great. it's not great [ laughter ] it's not great i'm just like, "you know what, leverage us. >> seth: yeah. >> this could be so much better for everyone why don't we just tag team >> seth: yeah. >> it would be amazing [ laughter ] >> seth: right >> we're having so much n. like, you guys aren't allowed to have as much fun as us, because, like, nobody wants to see you celebrate. don't get on this parade you know what i'm saying nobody wants to see you with the players. >> seth: i know -- that must have been -- so were they even allowed to come to the parade? did day have to come -

>> they were -- a couple of them, yeah, were allowed i think carlos was actually on our flt. he was getting right in there. he was living his best life. and i was like, "see carlos? [ laughter ] >> seth: this is a lot of fun. >> this is what your future could be >> seth: yeas, if you like paradee're a good group of people to hang out with. >> yes yeah >> seth: so that -- you mentioned therwas -- because, of course, we all saw the quote about you not wanting to go to the white house right at the beginning but that was press you were doing months advance >> uh-huh. >> seth: were you taken aback by the fact that all of a sudden that was out there and everybody knew that and the lead-up or dis you have ase it was coming >> i did notnow it was coming. heads-up would have been nice on [ light laughter ] yeah and i think everyone thought i said it, like, you know, that was, like, a pregame right in the lock room. which, it wasn't but i didn't mind it at all. >> seth: yeah. >> i said it i stand by it. i'm not going. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> to the white house. i'll say that again. [ cheers and applause

per my mom's request, i've dropped the "f" word >> seth: you have dropped the "f" word >> yeah. >> seth: oh, that's -- that was her only request >> yeah. >> seth: okay. >> that was her only request >> seth: i think that's a very parental piece of advice on something. >> i know. >> seth: i will -- i'm not going to read them allt buu know, there was -- he tweeted a lot about you. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> seth: that's a three tweets i felt bad because - >> i got a full three tweeter. >> seth: full three tweeter. >> crazy >> seth: i didn't even -- i only got three lines. >> yeah. but you got a low-key compliment here >> seth: yeah. what's my low-key compliment almost almost no - [ laughter ] >> i noticed that right away i didn't get a low-key compliment >> seth: you know what yeah here i am -- here i am this is a man who just said, i got a little bit of talent >> yes you sure did he must have been off his game [ applause ]of his game >> seth: you know what you have to remember, i just want to poinout the date that was 2014. he was a much nicer guy in 2014. he got to sleep in his own bedha >> the office changed. yeah >> seth: yeah. >> yeah, he's --

>> seth: you were at the epsys which was, we were talking backstage, can be a fun night. >>t was. >> seth: who were some of the people -- i think the best part of that night is maybe meeting people in different sports or not even in sports at all. withdid you get to rub elbows >> oh, my goodness well, i get to sit next to my beautiful girlfriend all the timee surd >> seth: sue bird. >> so she's -- >> seth: backstage as well [ cheers and applause >> she's over there. hi so that's really the highlight >> seth: you guys look fantastic by the way >> yeah. >> seth: yeah. >> thank you ank you. ok a tequila shot with sandra bullock >> seth: wow [ audience reacts tequila shot with sandra bullock that's no -- that's a real thing right there. >> that was -- >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. i was like, if anybody whonows me knows, i'm terrible at taking shots. especially tequila i was, like -- >> seth: really? now see that's - >> everything's fine thank god it's small - normally, they come, like, they're that big >> seth: yeah, i'm so happy that we finally figured out something i'm better at. >> yeah.er [ laug >> yeah, there you go. yeah >> seth: here we're right, coming right to the end of the interview, i'mbaeeling pretty about myself >> here we go. yeah a little talent. >> seth: well, that's really excitinge and now i think on the things that is also good to

point out is you guys have -on there's a professi soccer league here in the states. >> yes >> seth: you're going to go back you play for seattle and it will be really nice, i and appreciated the leofenjoyed soccer you guys are playing that's happening right here in the country. >> they can come watch us everywhere there's teams all over the i play for the reign come watch us play come in every city come watch the national team too. but shout-out nwsl, shout out reign fc i expect to see everybody there. >> seth: and you're very good with faces [ cheers and applause >> yesry >> seth: you're veood. >> i'll remember all of you. [ cheers and applause and you. f seth: thank you so much making the time. it was really a blast to watch you. [ cheers and applause megan rapinoe, everybody we'll be right back with cathine cohen. [ cheers and applause ♪

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please welcome to the show catherine cohen, everyone. [ cheers and applause ♪ hello >> oh, my god. i have an amazing voice. [ light laughter ] ♪ when i was a little gir gazing out my window looking at the world ♪ wishing time would just g on and on and on and take me to a new place ♪ where i'd sing a song and meet a fresh fac hey ♪ ♪ how do we find our callin w how doknow where we belong ♪ ♪ if we harbor enough i resentmentour teen we can write ♪ ♪ a catchy and funny song ♪ ♪ woo boys never wanted to kiss me soow i do comedy ♪ [ light laughter ] ♪ boys never wanted to kiss me

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