[ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in rk new yo, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- jesse eisenberg, star of "animal kingdom," actress emily deschanel, a performance from kate tempest. featuring the 8g band with raghav mehrotra. ♪ [ rs and applause ladiesnd gentlemen, seth meyers. seth: good evening. m seth meyers. this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause good to hear in that case, let's get to the news new video has surfaced showing president trump conversing andnc joking with fir jeffrey epstein, who is facing multiple sexual assault charges in a 1992 party at mar-a-lago.

trump doesn't care about the video because it doesn't proveyt anng, and epstein doesn't care about it because it's 26 years old. [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ light laughter ] republican support for president trump has increased following his racist remarks about minority congresswomen how is that possible were there actually republicansh out e going, "i don't know, he seems racist, but - -- i need more proof." [ laughter ] new york governor andrew cuomo signed legislation yesterday raising the sming age to 21. but luckily for teenage smokers, they already look 30 [ laughter ] discovered a 50-year-oessagently in a bottle that was written by an english boy traveling on a cruise ship. and i'm guessing the trip wasn'

hiea [ laughter ] today was national tattoo day, and you ow what that means - probably not what you think. [ laughter ] a fld ida man recently arreste for allegedly attempting to fight an officer told police that he drank 33 beers that night. or as they call it in florida, being the designated driver. [ laughter and applause [ light laughter ] "no, i'm done. [ laughter ] disneyland opened 64 years ago today, and if you went that day, you're probably just now gettint into space moun. [ laughter ]or a fla restaurant called the

bacon bitch is suing - [ light laughter ] -- a california restaurant going by the ne breakfast bitch for mimicking its name and concept even worse, they both hired thef same lawm. [ laughter ] tesla founder elon musk announced that he hopes to begin human trials next year of a brain implant device that connects the mind to a computer. though i think we've already proven that connecting a mind to a computer is a terrible idea. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause and finally, a woman in new jersey accidentally drove her mercedes into a river recently after mistaking the gapedal for the brake. even crazier, she still hit traffic. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we got a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause w his nevie "the art of self-defense" is in select theaters now jesse eisenberg, everybody [ cheers and applause

you can see her in the drama series "animal kingdom," currently in its fourth season on tnty emilschanel is here. [ cheers and applause and we he a special performance by spoken word artist, kate tempest she's wonderful. i'm so happy she's here as wella [ cheers applause before we get to all that, the president and gop leaders are insisting that trump's latest racist comments are not, in fact, racist, despite the fact that they are definitely super racist [ light laughter ] fr more on this it's timeor "a closer look." ♪ [ cheers and applause >> seth: trump has spent the week reeling off a series of unhinged tweets and tirades defending his racist attack on four democratic congresswomen of color, in which he told them to go back and help fix the totally broken and crime-infested places from which they came of course, they're americans three of them were born here and the fourth is a refugee and ti naturalized cin, so if their country is broken and crime infested, that's on you. trump accidentally - [ applause ]

trump accidentally burned hielf. it's like if someone said, "man, your parents must have really screwed you up," and that someone was your mom [ laughter ] so given the fact that they're american citizen reporters this afternoon followed up on trump's comments and he once again defended them. >> if people want to leave our country, they can. if they don't want to love our country, if they don't want to i'll never change on t they can. they are not espousing the views of our country, the fourco resswomen. i think that they've said horrible things that the press doesn't cover. i think you should try covering itou when yook at some of the things they said, they're unthinkable. if somebody else or me or anybody else said things like that, it would be historic so you ought to look at some ofe the horrible staments because there's never been statements like that. >> seth: trump's brain disease won't let him backtrack -- [ laughter ]fa no matter how over the line he goes. if he said "i'm going to eat

this apple," and you said, "dude, that's an onion," he would stand there and eathe whole thing with tears streaming down his face.la [ lighhter ] "this is a really -- this is a really good apple. [ laughter ] is this a golden delicious?" [ applse ] also those congresswomen do love tr country, as evidenced fact that they've chosen to serving in congress dee rgy having to deal with your bull[ bleep ] every day. i mean, if i - [ cheers and applause if i had to do their jobs for one day, i'd be, like, "[ bleep ] it, i'm moving to maine. [ laughter ] i'm going to open up one of those trendy furniture stores that sells tree stump coffee tablesdo i mean, all i s make fun of you and i'm exhausted. this is what i looked like when the trump administration started. [ laughter ] i mean, who needs -- who needs faceapp when you have trump for a president? [ laughter ] also you're accusing them of saying horrible things about our country?

you spent the eight years of thb a administration and the 2016 campaign constantly lying and trash talking the country. >> the u.s. has become a dumping ground for everybody else's problems we're like a dumping ground for the world.we 're a dumping ground the united states is becoming a dumping ground we used to be at the top now we're like a third-world country. we're like a third-world country. we're becoming a third-world country because of our infrastructure, our airports, our roads. everything the whole world is looking at us and laughing at us the world is laughing at us. they're laughing at the stupidity of our preside [ laughter ] >> seth: well -- well, i'm glad that's over [ cheers and applause so trump called america a dumping ground, a third-world country and a laughingstock. i'd tell him to go back to where he came from, but i'm pretty sure he just appeared after a of bunch eens played with a ouija board they found in the woods.

of course, since it summoned trump, the word ouija was probably misspelled. [ laughter ] trump mounted a racist attack on four democratic congresswomen of color and then defended that attack with lies about the congresswomen he was attacking which of course gave republins a chance to courageously stand up to the president by pulling their favorite move -- pretending they haven't heard about it and desperaly wtiai for the elevator doors to close. here's one senator trying out especially unconvincing response >> you saw the president's tweets this weekend >> actually, i was out of town [ laughter ] >> seth: oh! we, actually -- actually, twitter has a new feature where you can even read the tweets out of town. [ laughter ] the way it works is the [ bleep ] same [ light laughter ] anyway, go on. >> well he saiivthat these progresscongresswomen should go back to their countries i'm wondering what your reaction is to that >> i'm working hard as i c on reducing healthcare costs. i'm not giving a daily commentary of the president's

tweets >> but thesere, you know, racist tweets. do you have any concerns about it [ light laughter ] the president said that these minority congresswomen shoulo go back teir countries. do you have a response >> i haven't read that but i'll go check it out. >> okay. >> seth: man, what would republicans in congress do if the capitol didn't have elevators? [ laughter ] they'd have to carry around houseplants just so they could hide behind themou "what do yhink of the president's tweets?" "i'm sorry, i haven't seen them. now, if you'll excuse me, i -- [ laughter and applause e? "is he gon [ laughter ] also, i'm sorry, but can we please retire this "i haven't seen the tweet" excuse one believes you. in fact, this excuse is getting so absurd that trump's acting director of u.s. citizenship and immigration services

ken cuccinelli tried it on cnnte lilly right after an anchor read the tweet on air. >> the president sent this out yesterday at 8:00 a.m. "so interesting to see progressive democratic congresswomen who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and most corrupt, and inept anywhere in the world, if they even have a functioning government at all, now loly and viciously telling the people of the united states, the greatest and most powerful nation on earth, how our government is to be run. why don't they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime-infested places from which theyame? what did you think of that tweet? tweet, actually. i can hear what you're reading >> seth: yeah, you ca -- you just heard it! [ laughter ] she just read it to you. republicans are like your friends who haven't seen a tv erow trying to avoid spoil while they're watching the show. [ light laughter ] "no, no, no, don't give it away!" seriously, the only way you can support trump without lying at this point is if you have the

part of your brain that's responsible for memory replaced with the brain of a goldfish "i just showed you the tweet." "what tweet? "the president's tweet." "sorry, one sec. i got eat these food flakes. [ laughter and applause ay by the wjust to give you an idea of how fully and completely republicans have debed themselves in service of trump, that same guy, ken cuccinelli, staged a floor fight at the 201n republational convention to change the convention rules, and even me a big show of dramatically throwing his credentials on the floor and after that happened trump's son, donald trump jr., slammed cuccinelli and called him an idiot. >> i have the sa group of four people running around, they wait for a camera to show up and then they take their credentials and tried to dramatically throw them on the floor they loolike idiots. >> talking about ken cuccinelli. are you calling him an idiot >> i'm saying these people look like idiots when they're doing that >> seth: imagine -- imagine how pathetic you have to be to take a job in the trump

administration after donald trump jr. called you an idiot. [ light laughter ] donald trump jr. this is a guy who doesn't even know how to stand like a normal [ laughter ] i mean, look, he always looks liketoe's waiting for someone pin a medal on his chest [ laughter ]s "my father said i wagetting an award for most oily. [ laughter ] what all this is exposing once again is the rot of intellectual bad faith within the gop for years, they claimed that when they criticized president obama, they were just upholding the constitution and complained they were being fairly maligned as racists. and to prove that, they would bt consistethey said they would also stand up to a republican president. for example, according to a new book out this week, li then-repubn congressman mick mulvaney, who is now trump's acting chief of staff, said back in 2016, "we're not going to let trump dismantle the bill of rights for five and half years, every time we got to the floor and try to push back against an over-reaching president, we get accused of being partisan at best and racist at worst when we do it against a republican president, maybe people will see it was a principled objection in the first place. well, they didn't, because it wasn't republicans are literally hiding in eitvators to avoid

crizing trump. [ light laughter ] if you get in an elevator with a republican senator, be careful because they might hit every button [ laughter ] "sorry, just need a couple minutes. hey. can you show me how to open twitter? no, no, not the regular one. travel twitter [ laughter ] oh oh, god, man, it has been a day. it has been -- oh. it has been -- [ cheers and applause the last few days they've exposed once again that the eight years republicans spent criticizing obama weren't actually about principled objections the same guys who said they'd stand up to trump are now working for elm, or hiding in ators to avoid criticizing the racism and corruption and -- >> stupidity of our president. [ laughter ] >> seth: this has been "a closer look." [ cheers and applause ♪ we'll be right back with jesse eisenberg, everyone. [ cheers and applause ♪

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check him out on instagram raghav mehrotra is here. thank you so much for being here>> thank you, everybody. [ cheers and applause >> seth: 14. [ light laughter ] >> seth: so when i thibout where i was at 14, really putting me to shame. [ light laughter ] our first guest tonight is ana academy award-nomid actor you know from such films as "the social network" and "now you see me." stars in "the art of self-defense," which is in select theaters and opens nationwide friday. let's take a look. >> why karate? >> um -- >> this question's multiple choice a, health and fitness. b, ceer opportunity. c, new year's resolution d, self-defense/traumatic experience >> what if it's none of the above? s >>uld i read the choices again? >> no, that's okay a, health and fitness. >> seth: please welcome back to the show, our friend jesse eisenberg, everybody [ cheers and a lause ♪me

>> seth: welco back. >> thank you so much >> seth: this is a very fun lm fi i would say the best way to describe it is a satire about, for lack of a better term, toxic masculinity. would that be accurateha >> yeah, ts exactly right. yeah, it's like a kind of -- it's like a subverted sports movie. you know, the sports movie genre is about like kind of a weak guy who gains his confidence from athletics. you know, something none of us have probablever actually do [ light laughter ] and then, but in this movie, my character turns into, like, this brutish crazed, like, cult guy yeah, so it's kind of like a very skewed version of a -- of a sports movie as we see there, your entree into changing yourself is going to a karate class? >> that's right. >> seth: did you have to learn a fair amount of karate for the film >> yes, i learned like, you know, the bare minimum of karate for the film, yeah [ light laughter ] >> seth: all right >> yeah, i mean, i had like we three- very intensive karate training for this movie. which the only thing it entailed, though, was just having me just shut up and stop

talking the whole time because i don't know about you, but when i'm not like good at something righaway, which is often, like, i just try to mock it to get myself through it, you know what i mean >> seth: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> like, you know, if i can mock it, then i'm better at it. [ ligh and then, it's meaningless, and then being not good at it is in some kind of, like, it's some kind of a reward >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> so i made so many jokes about it i must be much better than it. [ laughter ] and so, yeah, so i just spent three weeks mocking it and then the instructor, this woman, mindy kelly, who's, like, one of the greatest martial artists in the world, just told me to shut the -- shut up, and then, occasionally - [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> occasionally shut -- and then, she cursed at me something like that. >> seth: did you do -- was karate something you'd ever dipped your toe in when you were younger? >> that's the exact amount of my body that i dipped into it, yes. [ laughter ] yeah, i did like a few weeks of, you know, jewish suburban karat. in new jerse [ laughter ] >> seth: that's where they say all the best masters come out of the jewish subrubs, yeah >> yeah, i was actually in class withet li and at the time, h just seemed like one of us >> seth: sure. [ laughter ] >> you know, it's amazing. and of course, you know, in retrospect, i guess -- you know, you almost kick

yourself for not getting an tograph.>> seth: it's short for libowitz, right? jet libowitz [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah, yeah. it's actually jeff libowitz. >> seth: oh, jeff libowitz >> jeff libowitz but it didn't fit on the poster, >> seth: yeah, right sure, sure that happens >> but he did pave the way for us him and woody allen. [ laughter ] i feel indebted to all of those people no, and then, you know, i quit immediately like the rest of the class when we realized we were t just goinggrow up to be accountants, anyway. [ laughter ] and we don't have to come here >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. >> seth: there were -- another thing your character does in the film is you upgrade -- in orde to become more masculine, you upgrade your dog so you sort of have the dog your character starts with and the nd dog your characterup getting. >> yes >> seth: what was it like having the different breeds in the film and on set >> so the first dog i had was a dachshund, which is like, you know, a german dog but a very swt docile thing with tiny comic legs, and then, conversely, a long body. and then,. when my characters turns into, like, this brutish aggressive guy, he gets a german shepherd, which is the opposite and not comic version of the dachshun right [ laughter ] and so, like, on set, we spent a

week with this, like, adorable dog that everybody loved that took great direction and was very sweet and didn't scare anybody. and en we had this german shepherd who literally spoke german, which i don't know if you've - [ laughter ] i don't know if you've heard the language, but it's - >> seth: yeah. >> even -- you could say something nice in germand and it's still kin -- you shiver [ laughter ] and then, you couldn't make eye contact with this dog. >> seth: was that like, something they told you when they brought it on set then -- some people tha unfortunately did -- no, no, no. [ laughter ] seth: yeah. >> and then, there's a guy who really likes to connect with things >> seth: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> he didn't make it >> seth: wasn't good for him >> yeah, yeah.e >> seth: is it truat one of the dog handlers was -- or at least claimed to be -- i shouldn't be so skeptical -- a pet psychic? >> she claimed to be and, of course, i'm skeptical of all things like that, you know, because i'm, you know, normal people you know ] [ laughter >> seth: yeah. >> and then -- and then she -- she pulled through like, she talked to the dog and the dog responded.ke it was, an unbelievable experience it's one of these things that, like, if you're a cynical person, one of these things that chips away at your bedrock of jadedness.

>> seth: but see, i just think that, again, what you described is, like, a dog trainer. like, not necessarily a pet psycc. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah yeah, you're right yeah still jaded, yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> cynicism, you won again laughter ] the world sucks. >> seth: you got -- your character only makes it up to a yellow bel >> yeah. >> seth: that's the worst -- the worst of the belts >> that's the worst one. yeah >> seth: but i heard that you ou kept the belt as a snir. >> not really. i keep all the clothes from the movies i've done so that i don't have to buy clothes.a. >> seth: gotch [ laughter ] >> and most of the time, i do movies where i'm play -- like, most of this is from a seel to "zombieland. you know [ laughter ] but i just save everything just on the off chance that i'm going to need it, you know what i mean because i don't like buying thgs and so, i have the yellow belt belt but i can't imagine any real situation where i'd pull it out. >> seth: yeah. that seems weird that it's not just a souvenir. the fact that you might one day be like, "you know what's going to really pull this outfit together?" >> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

the fact i look upon everything as pctical maybe i could use this as a toothbrush >> seth: yeah. >> well, you know, it is a couch. but no, just an aversion to si purcha >> seth: i've heard that one of the things you were drawn to in this film is sort of the dialogue and the y the dialogue is spoken can you speak to that real quick? >> you can kind of see it in the clip you saw, but that is kind of like a mild version of what i this movie is, whilike this incredibly strange tone where all the characters speak in deliberate ways exactly as -- withaying exactly what's on their mind it's just -- and it's really - it's so funny.mo i mean, the is such a brilliant satire and kind of uses the bluntness to kind of emphasize what's so strange about what the people are saying >> seth: and do you feel like -- as you sort of become this character o becomes like, you know, again, more aggressive and obviously a little stronger the way he -- any part of you think, like, man, i should take this journey myself, jesse eisenberge lihis is - >> i think about this every in mornwhen i wake up you know, god, wow, this really sucks but it would be great to be a stronger version of me. [ laughter ]d en, i take my clothes off

to go into the shower and i realize it's futile. [ laughter ] like, this is about it yeaher [ laught >> seth: well, the film's fantastic. it's always so great having you here thanks so much >> thank you so much, seth >> seth: jesse eodenberg, everyb [ cheers and applause "the art of self-defense" opens nationwide on friday we'll be right back with emily deschanel. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ here i go again on my own ♪ goin' down the only road i've ever known ♪ ♪ like a-- ♪ drifter i was ♪born to walk alone! you're a drifter? i thought you were kevin's dad. little bit of both. if you ride, you get it. geico motorcycle. 15 minutes could save u 15% or more.

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> seth: our next gut is a talented actress you know from the hit series "bones. she stars in "animal kingd" which airs tuesday nights on tnt. let's take a look. >> i'll give you $10,000 to disappeafor good >> that's your number, huh solve anything with 10 grand you know, julia never knew when you were coming, but it always seemed to happen when she was at her lowest >>ow about 15? >> how much did it take sme last time, urf? huh? jaile i was in 20 30 how much did it take to kill her?

>> seth: please welcome back to the show, emily deschanel, everyone [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> seth: how are you >> i'm good. fighting about money >> seth: yeah, i know. >> so much money >> seth: so much money $10,000, $20,000, $30,000. >> 30,000. >> seth: i was watching that clip, going, they're not going to go to $30,000, are they [ laughter ] >> 32! >> seth: 32. i don't think you can do that. you can't go $10,000, $20,000, $30,000, $31,000, and then all of a sudden -- >> no, it loses power.s >> seth: it'ss dramatic. >> yeah, i know. you got to go at least $5,000. >> seth: $30 -- actually that's too much 27 [ ughter ] i want to talk about the show because it's very much a change of pace for you, but i also want to talk about thisci it's very exng, you got to go to "the lion king" premiere >> yeah. [ cheers ] >> seth: because your father -- your father was e director of photography. your father is a very -- cal, there -- is a famous oscar-nominated cinematographer.

>> yeah. >> seth: and so you got to go. what was it like, the experience of going >> it's a hot ticket >> seth: it is a hot ticket. >> the hot ticket. okay this was the first time that a group of people got to see the movie. >> seth: yeah. we had to go in.much security. they took our phones and they put them in these little pouches that you can't open them rtand the movie didn't staor an hour and a half after it was supposed to start. >> seth: yeah. >> people were going insane. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ]ng >> includie. >> seth: right no, i can't even imagine >> i can't text my husband saying, "i won't have my phone." i'm thinking what if there's an emergency? you don't have your phone you're forced to talk with beings >> seth: i know, that's awful. [ light laughter ] >> which is very strange >> seth: it sounds terrible. >> it's very strange my sister kept having, like, an alarm go off, and she'd have to press the button on the side every five minutes >> seth: this sounds like it was a weird, like, trap for wealthy people like - [ laughter ] unfortunately, there will not be a film tonight [ laughter ] >> that's what it felt like. that's what it felt like but itas amazing -- you know, beyonce was there. that's how my dad sold it to us. like he'd have to sell it for us

to come this amazing film but -- >> seth: so your dad, who worked on the film, had to say to you guys "you might see beyonce" tog get you >> you might get to meet beyonce. >> seth: that's great. that sounds like a normal thing to tell daughters that are, like, six and eigh [ light laughter ] >> right i am a huge beyonce fan. i've seen her in concert >> seth: okay. >> i mean, who isn't >> seth: right >> right okay [ cheers and applause thank you. but, and i -- you know, i mean, she came -- there was literally a standing ovation for her just to - >> seth: just being there. >> --just being her >> seth: yeah. >> rig she came in and i had a clear view of her. the whole movie, which was very -- i mean, i was watching the movie, of cose [ light laughter ] >> seth: right >> but i was also watching beyonce. at three quarters of the way through, my sister leans and is like, "beyonce's right there and she's smiling. i'm like, "i'm watching her the whole time." [ laughter ] what do you think i've been watching i'm she's smiling.e. she's loving it. >> seth: that's a good question. like, what is a movie that's so good that you won't watch beyonce watching [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> seth: what's better that movie or watching it just,

like, reflect in her eyes. [ laughter ] >> i can also -- [ laughter ] i literally had that much of her face >> seth: yeah. i >>was this much. i don't know how much you can see. >> seth: yeah. >> it's like that much, you know it was very satisfying >> seth: you should have gotten together with, like -- found tht r people who had the different angles of her face then talked afterwards >> yes >> seth: be like, "i can tell you what this part did." [ laughter ]e they werke, "oh, this part loved it." yeah [ laughter ] >> totally i was -- the movie is amazing. >> seth:reat >> amazing >> seth: that's awesome. >> so it was -- i did watch the movie, too >> seth: then when it was over and everybody got their phones out, was it just like madness, wethe speed at which peopl like - bleep bloop bleep bloop. >> it was, but i was very disappointed that i really [ laughter ]any texts >> seth: yeah. >> i think i got a sale or something. >> seth: yeah. >> i was expecting some big thing to happen. >> sh: and you were, like, something big did happen pottery rn wants to let you know - >> 20% off this one stool. yeah something like that. but, yeah, it was --

>> seth: it was great. >> you don't feel as cool.on yeah, when you get as many emails it was hours, because it didn't start for an hour -- i mean, it was at least three hours, i can do some math >> seth: i bet when beyonce took hers out of the pocket, it had just burned to a - [ laughter ]us it was jlike shrapnel. it was, like, too many texts came through it was, like, too much happened and it blew up in the bag. yeah >> i feel like she might not have had to put it in that thing. >> seth: oh, you think >> torre are different rules f beyonce. i'm okay with that i'm really okay with that. >> seth: that's true "hey, bey, we need you to put ur phone in the pouch. okay oh, that's fine. [ laughter ] would you like to put my phone in a pouch?" laughter ] so, this is -- "animal kingdom," this is a -- you did "bones" "for 12 seasons. >> that's a long time. >> seth: congratulations that's an incrediblemp acshment [ cheers and applause this is a very gritty son of it. you're playing someone who is on the other side of the law. >> yes

>> seth: are you enjoying thath, >> yea it's fun. everyone wants to play a bad guy, right yeah, i'm not -- a misunderstood person that just happens to be on the other side of the law maybe, but, yeah so, you know, i came from, likes goodie goodie "bon." we're solving crimes and then i'm playing somebody who just got out of prison and it's raw and gritty. >> seth: in your head, did your aracter on "bones" maybe put away your character on "animal kingdom" >> she could have. >> seth: yeah, she could have. >> she probably could have it's just so different because, like, on "bones" my character was a martial arts expert at the begiing. and i'd fight people but it's all fake fighting. you'd do that and somebody would move their head. >> seth: yeah, i know how show business works yeah [ laughter ] "and this is all movies? wait, so there are no fights in movies?" [ laughter ] >> therere stunt coordinators. >> seth: okay, gotcha. >> no, i'll tell you all about itft t ahe show. >> seth: you're fighting, but do you have some figh ing in this >>ave fighting in this well, okay, so there's a scene -- it wasn't written that i'd be fighting. but the way it was written -- they didn't really mean to, th't didn realize this but basically it was just men

fighting and me watching, the way it was written and as a feminist and as ake woman, i, li, took issue with that and i wanted to be part of the fight. [ cheers and applause thank you. thk you. also as an act, you just kind of want sometho ing dto >> seth: yeah. sure >> at "bones" we would fig fhtor the clipboard because you want to have something to hold. people also put their lines on the clipboartoo. >> seth: okay, gotcha. wait, you're really letting behind the curtain tonight [ laughter ] >> secrets hoywood secrets. but, yeah, i just wanted something to do in the scene so i wasn't just awkwardly anding there while men fought so, i was like, "can i be part of the scene?" they're like, "yeah, yeah, yeah, be a part of the scene." ist the fight scenes on th show are much more raw and real and they want me to actually kick the person. >> seth: okay. >> like, really kick the personh theye, like, retired mma fighters they're like, "no, you can beat me up. i'm okay with that." >> seth: yeah. >>e o i, like -- we shoot th scene and i really kick the guy but he brought his leg up.g so instead of kickins abdomen, i kick his shin

basically, i sprained my ankle i didn't know what i'd done. [ laughter ] i just was limping away and i'm like, trying to be really tough. it's all these guys. i'm like, "yeah, no, i'm cool. i'm cool i'll just stomp from now on. and i was like, okay, and then i drove home, my leg got all swollen. and very -- it became very painful. and i got home and my mom call and she's nearby and she's like, "i'll take you to the e.r. i'm like trying to be tough and then, like, my mommy's taking me to the e.r [ laughter ] you know, i -- i lost all my power.in >> seth: you're gog to be fine and daddy's going to introduce you to beyonce [ laughter ] >> i get to the e.r. and, i'm like -- i try and explain, like, i was doing a scene and it was a fight scene. i kicked somebody. i'm telling the nurse that and then the doctor comes in, and theye like, so next time in acting class, you need to be -- take it easy in acting class from now on. class.ke, i wasn't in an acting i'm a professional -- i'm actually a professional actor. okay i was fighting an mma guy. you know

like, these things happen. anyways, then i'm like in an air cast and crutches for a few days ds>> seth: you've got two >> yes >> seth: you were saying, eight and four backstage >> almost eight. my seven-year-old would love that >> seth: yeah, yeah. >> he's eight now. >> seth: how do they feel when theie mom is limping around th house because she kicked an mma guy? are they, like, into that? >> well, my younger son's birthday was the next day. and so all the kids were talking to me, i was le, i was fighting bad guys and that's how -- >> seth: oh, wow >> then i hear, like, you know, from their moms and dads, "didu yoll my son that you were fighting bad guys? [ laughter ] yeah they're asking if calvin's mom is a superhero now you know [ laughter ] >> seth: that's all right. >> bically i'm a superhero >> seth: it basically worked out. this whole thing worked out pretty well. >> it all work out really well >> seth: i think the next time she's in a movie with you, beyonce is going to be watching you. >> yeah. [ cheers ] >> seth: hey, thanks so much for being here >> thank you >> seth: it's great to see you again. emily deschanel, everybody [ cheers and applause "animal kingdom" airs tuesday nights on tnt.wi we'll be right back more "late night.

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[ cheersnd applause ♪ >> seth: performing "firesmoke" off her album "the book of traps med lessons," please welcoo the show kate tempest. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ my visionar is a visio i watch her dancin by the window ♪

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to fuel us and calm us and push us both forwards ♪ ♪ forwards ♪ [ cheers and applause >> seth: kate tempest, folks "the book of traps and lessons" is out now we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause

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[ cheers and applause >> seth: my thanks to er jesse eise emily deschanel, kate tempest, everybody. raghav mehrotra, thanks again. stay tuned for "carson daly. we'll see you tomorrowus [ cheers and appla ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ >> carson: hey, gang it's carson daly here with "last call." tonight, we're hanging at the beautiful at