[ and applause ♪ >> steve: from 30 rockefeller yo plaza here in new city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." and now, here's your host,

jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, thank you! thank you, thank you, thank you! welcome! please, have a seat. have a seat. welcome. oh, my goodness. thank you so much. and welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. this is it, baby [ cheers and applause yo re here. this is it you made it. you guys, what an exciting time be in new york. you see, last night, the brother-sister team, the flying wallendas, walked across a a tightrope 25 stories above times squa did you see that and they did it. even more impressive, they were stuck behind a slow-walking group of tourists. >> steve: really [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that the m&m store, honey [ laughter ]

things got really tense. one point, they almost fell when their buzzer from bubba gump shrimp started vibrating. [ light laughter ] they're ke, "our table's ready. get off this we! let'get to some news here. everybody's still on edge abou the u.s. and iran. ess after iran shot down our drone, trump ordered a a strike on them but then he called it off, and t.sten to how he described >> president trump says the unitd states was, quote, d loaded." >> cocked and loaded >> cocked and loaded >> cocked and loaded [ laughter ] >> jimmy: of course, t"l correct phrase is ocked and loaded." [ laughter ] evam worse, trump made the s mistake when he said he's between a rock and a hard place. [ laughter ] >> steveoh, come on. >> jimmy: he's like, "why is everyone laughing? why is everyone laughing at me?" [ light laughter ] that's right, "cocked and loaded." then trump was like, "and if things escalate, i'm willing to put boobs on the ground. [ laughter ] no, boots boots on the ground. you're going to put boot - [ laughter ]

but the interview was pretty interesting. at one point, chuck todd asked trump what he'd change if he could have one do-over take a look. >> if you could have one do-over as president, what would it be? >> i would not have appointed jeff sessions to be attorney general. >> jimmy: trump said he'd use his do-over on jeff sessthns both eric and don jr. were, like "whew!" [ laughter ] "wow, that was close oh, man! trump's not the only story in ow politics right n the very first democratic debates are this week down in st of the candidates are busy with debate prep while bernie sande spent the day on the beach with a metal dector >> steve: aw [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "another bottle cap! [ light laughter ] yeah, all the democrats are on the campaign trail and this weekend bernie sanders and elizabeth warren actually ended up on the same flight to florida. bernie was sitng right in front of warren. look at this this is a real photo somebody took look at thatht [ light laug ] when warren saw bernie in front of her, she told the flight attendant, "you know, on second thought, i will take those headphones thank you so much.

[ light laughter ] yep. warren was behind bernie or as she put it, "for now." [ laughter ] hey, did you notice the passenger next to bernie look at this guy yeah [ light laughter ] he's thinking, "i just k this guy's gonna take out a tuna sandwich. he one of these -- [ laughter ] he just feels like - he just feels like one of those guys i'm telling you. s d finally, you guys, thi going viral. fire fighters in germany had to rescue a squirrel after it got caught in a manhole. pretty cute. check it out [ audience aws ] squirrel was like, "at least it wasn't my nuts." [ lahehter and applause we've got a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: we've got a great show tonight, everybody. chrissy teigen is here >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: from the new show "south side" on comedy central bashir salahuddin and diallo riddle are here

[ cheers and applause >> steve: yeah come on! j my: bashir and diallo! >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: bashir and diallo are here >> steve: so lovely. >> jimmy: "south side. i can't wait and we have great music by aldous harding, everybody. look at this [ cheers and applause what a voice i also want to mention this wednesday and thursday night "the tonight show" is going live >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: we have a lot of fun stuff planne wednesday, we've got a special appearance by the cast of "stranger things." and on thursday, i thought i'd try something new. i'm going to go have dinner at red lobster. >> steve: oh [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i've never been >> steve: oh >> jimmy: never been to red lobster. yeah just wasn't around when i was growing up >> steve: really >> jimmy: but it's around now. >> steve: yeah [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, it'sverywhere now. yeah but i've never been there. but i have a friend actually who has. and in fact, she used to work there, but then she got fired. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: so, now she's going to go back with me [ laughter ] this thursday night my guest and my dinner date will be nicki minaj. >> s ave: oh [ cheers alause >> jimmy: i can't wait

that's going to be fun, man. as i mentioned before, we have t a great show for youight i'm so excited for our first guest -- >> i'm so excited for our first guest!y. >> jimmy: i'm sorr i know that voice. sorry. >> why are you so excited for your first guet is iur babysitter coming to tuck you in? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: sorry, everyone. this is reggie he's been bullying me since middle school. [ laughter ] and apparently, he doesn't age reggie, my next guest is not my old babysitter >> then who's going fo feed you your bab [ laughter ] >> oh, my god, he got you, jimmy! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, he didn't. i don't eat baby food -- >>e got you! >> jimmy: okay, and -- stay out of -- who are you, anyway? >> i'm an instigator, my man yo, know, my job is to, like fan the flames of conflict you feel me? [ laughter ] >> hey, hey -- >> keep it going >> this is jimmy >> let me hear >> oh, look at me.

i sit behind a big desk and talk to celebrities. blah, blah, blah >> oh, my god! 's killing you right now jimmy fallon [ laughter ] you going to take that on your own show in front of your own audience?-- >> jimmy: all right >> come on, son! >> jimmy: come -- that's enough >> come on >> jimmy: reggie, why don't you just leave me alone? all right, buddy >> reggie just leave me alone. i want to be alone [ laughter ] >> he went there, jimmy. you know what i'm saying he was here, and then he went there. you know what i mean [ laughter ] you know what i'm saying i can't even watch this. >> jimmy: no, don't -- [ laughter ] >> hey - >> i don't want to watch it no more you know what i mean >> hey, check this out check this out y >>h. >> i'm jimmy fallon. i'm friends with justin timberlake. [ light laughter ] dance-y, dance-y sing-y, sing-y dance-y, dance-y sing-y, sing-y >>eah, yeah, yeah! this is unbelievable what i'm seeing right now are y'all seeing this? >> jimmy: that is not -- >> yo, you're a genius, my man i >> jimmy: thatnot what me and justin do. >> are you guys seeing this? yo, jimmy, i'm embarrassed for you, son how are you gonna face your wife after this? the kids yo, cut to commercial, man

it's over. roll the credits i can't even take it no more >> jimmy: no, no -- don't roll the credits. >> roll 'em! >> jimmy: i'm t cutting to commercial here. i'm not -- >> hey, look it's jimmy's ice cream, tonight dough. >> uh, oh. oooh >> more like tonight don't >> wooo! now, he going after your ice cream too, man [ laughter ] forget it man. it's over! the show is over, yo for real cancel it. what's the matter, jimm gonna go cry to ben & jerry? >> reginald jacob johnson. i have been waiting in the car for you for 15 minutes, young man. we got to get over to sports authority, and get you a new jock strap [ laughter ] the one we got you is too big, and it was giving you taint rash [ laughter ] >> dad, stop >> and now we're late for the orthodontist appointment for a palate expander?ng fitted >> but dad >> let's go. >> this isn't over, fallon i'll be back >> jimmy: whatever, reginald good luck with your rash[

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at ross. yes for less. ♪ [ cheers and applause >>immy: welcome back, everybody! we are about to play a fun game called "can you feel it? [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, i'll be facing off against a very worthy opponent, please welcome the one, the only, chrissy teigen [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: are you excited? >> hi, you guys. hi hi, everybody! [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: chrissy teigen, please >> oh, my gosh hi >> jimmy: can you feel it? chrissy teigen, ease >> oh, my gosh >> jimmy: guys, here's how this works, we're going to have a a number of mystery objects t broughout in front of us and our job is to guess what each one is the catch is that we have to figure out by touch alone. [ laughter honestly, i -- really, i said

it's a fun game, but i really don't mean that. >> have there ever been actual dangerous things in there? >> jimmy: yeah >> okay. okay >> jimmy: there's been one or in two dangerous >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: usually towards the end though, right? >> oh, great whatever i'm downuc i like to >> jimmy: since i'm the host, i'm going to go first. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. let's get our first object all right. and you can go in front, if you want and just - >> okay. >> jimmy: i'll have 30 sonds to identify what this is [ laughter ] okay is it --on >> so there are scar, apparently okay [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm going to freak out. o i'm freakingut i swear to you, this is not my game at all, man i'm like - [ screaming don't make noise is it going to move or something? i swear -- >> come in through the side. >> jimmy: this is the last time i'm playing this game ever i just really don't like this at all oh >> you're fine >> jimmy: oh >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: oh♪ >> butter? is it sticks of butter [ ding ] >> oh, my god! ♪ [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: get this out

>> it seems so easy. >> jimmy: yeah it seems so easy, well, get ready, you're about to play this game. oh, man. get ready. oh, you are good at that all right, here we go. [ audience groans >> the reaction is the worst part [ laughter ] i make fun of it i've been watching this gameim >>: ugh! ♪ ewp >> stoit [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: ow >> what was that [ laughter ] okay, i'm going this side. >> jimmy: okay, no [ screaming >> what is it? jimmy! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: trust me, i won't -- seriously, i'm being serious >> oh. >> jimmy: do whatever you touch with that hand yeah, that's it. yep. go right in. >> no. >> jimmy: i promise you. i promise. that hand. that hand. >> i'm sweating now. >> jimmy: trust me it's that hand you've got it. you've got it. that's it. feel what that is. you can squish it between your fingers.

>> no! oh, god, is it an ant farm [ laughter ] ♪ [ buzzer ] a >> jimmy: it's notant farm it was -- it's a sand castleh. >> o >> jimmy: yeah [ laug>>er ] hat's close. i mean, ant farm was close [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ye >> wow >> jimmy: maybe we'll give you credit i know, it's tough right >> wow >> jimmy: it's a mental game, right? >> hy cow. >> jimmy: all right, oh, no. this one looks big why is this box bigger than the other box? [ cheers and applause ♪ >> you've got to go down [ laughter ] i mean, once you -- once you feel the top you'll want to go down [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪

oh, my - i don't even know what it is [ laughter ] ♪ oh, my gosh. you've got this. you got it no [ screaming [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ist -- did it lick me [ laughter ] there's wetness. there's wetnt s on my finger righw. something liquidy is in there. >> yeah., >> jimmy: oh's liquid. it's warm. it's going to be an amphibian. it's going to be a frog. a frog >> i'm looking at it, and i have no ea what it is. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: should i just try to touch it one more time [ ♪eers and applause ♪ >> it appears to be docile ♪nd [ cheepplause [ screaming

>> jimmy: ew ew gross! ew was it an eel or snake or something? an eel what is that [ buzzer ] >> i don't know what it is >> jimmy: what is that ew [ laughter ] are you joking me? that is not in the rules at all or any respect for me at all what in the hell is that >> i have no idea. >> jimmy: what is that >> it's a lung fish. >> jimmy: lung fish? what is a lung fish? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: oh, my god is it like a catfishs >> hsleepy lung fish [ audience aws ] i want to touch him. aw, guys i want to cook it. >> jimmy: all right, oh my - [ laughternd applause no cooking any of our animals. >> that's where my mind goes >> jimmy: all right, youre up now. here you go. good luck. ♪ it's fun it's going to be fine. [ audience groan you want a hint? >> i mean, yes >> jimmy: have you seen "jurassic park"? >> oh, my gosh [ laughter ]

is it by bryce dallas howard [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i wish [ cheers and applause >> you guys. >> jimmy: dude, just - this is legendary,ude. that's all i'm saying. ♪ [ screaming [ laughter ] what happened? what happened? what happened?bi >> it t me >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. well, it bit you we can give this one away. it is a toy. a toy dinosaur [ laughter and applause it didn't really bite you. send whoever's in here away. >> i'm sorry >> jimmy: was that frightening >> i thought it could have been john for a second. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> i know. oh, my gosh. this is real >> jimmy: this is real, right? >> people don't get it [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: wait wait

>> i'm out >> jimmy: we're supposed to do this together. >> no, man no no ♪ >> jimmy: is is -- ♪ >> no. this is my - >> jimmy: what are you talking about? this last one we're supposed to >> no!gether >> jimmy: well, now you've seen it >> i saw it, i'm 1,000% not. [ cheers and applause gh this is mit be the worst one i've ever seen on here >> jimmy: stop it right now. >> that's all i want to say. [ screaming [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so mad, so sad, everything - ♪ >> okay. guys [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i have no idea what it is at all but i did touch it right [ buzzer ] >> that was good though. >> jimmy: i'll guess is it a snake or something like that or -

is it a lizardfr oh, is it a og ew [ laughter ] are you out of your mind wh in the -- what? is that cockroaches? >> yeah. >>r immy: are you out of you mind >> like i -- >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! >> i'll touch anything, but -- >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! ♪ >> jimmy: my thanks to chrissy teigen you are -- >> thank you applause >> jimmy: stick around, we'll be right back talking with chrissy. come back, more "tonight show. [ cheers and applause ♪ guys - i've got an ia. ooh - what is it? so people love iphone xr, right? well, it does have an incredible camera. and it comes in all those amazing colors. uh-huh. what if we give the people iphone xr when they join t-mobile?

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest is a a model, cookbook author and

tv personality you can now catch her on a new competition show "bring the funny," which premiers july 9th at 10:00 p.m., right here on nbc. dies and gentlemen, please welcome back, chrissy teigen [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> wow >> jimmy: every time you come on, we do something fun. >> yes >> jimmy: so, thank you for doing that >> no, i love that >> jimmy: last time you were here, by the way, do you remember this? you weren't feeling well >> yes i had horrible - i had just done "hot ones.my >> jim: yeah >> and i had to go to the ft doctor a the hospital as people called it, i guess. >> jimmy: did you really >> yeah, it was bad. the seventh one really got me. and i feel like he - >> jimmy: "hot ones" is -- you eat hot chicken wings.

they gradually get hotter. >> sean evans. it is -- >> jimmy: and sean evanse and thestions get crazier. >> and your mouth is just wet and perspiring >> jimmy: there's ten hot wings. >> yes >> jimmy: i only did five on the show we did it with selena gomez. >> how far did she make it >> jimmy: she was --du , she was going for it >> really? >> jimmy: i was like - i was, like, yeah -- wait -te >> whaver number seven is, it needs to be at the end, because i had to go tohe hospital and then my tongue was stripped, they said. and i don't even know what that means. it was, like, bloody and stripped [ audience ohs ] and i had acid reflux for a long time. >> jimmy: what >> yeah. yeah >> jimmy: i made it all the way up to -- did you make it to the last? >> 'cause i licked them. i wa like, i need to go harder, because people had accomplished this. padma made it the whole entire way. tyra - and i was -- i got to go harder, so i licked them that was a mtake >> jimmy: wow. so if you do "hot ones," do not lick the wings >> don't lick them: >> jimmyst eat them. don't lick them. >> yes >> jimmy: 'cause i made it to the last dab >> last dab. >> jimmy: it's like -- it'she hottest wing. and then - >> but it's not the hottest wing the seventh one is the hottest [ laughter ] i don't get how it - >> jimmy: what is called the bomba >> dmb >> jimmy: dude, da bomb.

>> yes >> jimmy: that's the one that knocked me over. >> oh, my gosh and then they sent me -- i was like, what the -- i don't want this [ laughter ]fo >> jimmy: thank you coming back >> thank you for having me i'm always happy to be here. >> jimmy: last tim-- last time i saw you, i met luna >> luna. oh, my gosh. she's back there again >> jimmy: the most beautiful little - [ audience ae. ] oh, she's so cut is she 4 >> she is 3. you guys, i clearly only show the good stuff [ laughter ] she is a trip today. >> jimmy: oh, real >> but yeah. she gave you some attitude last time >> jimmy: dude, she was so funny and so cute. >> yes >> jimmy: i go, "oh, my god. t who iss kid? >> yes, she loves your beard >> jimmy: she does >> she really does she's a big fan. if she can just touch it when we go back thereshe'd be very happy. >> jimmy: done [ laughter ] >> but, no she's so much fun. she's at this age where she talks so much. and everything is a debate and everything is a whol conversation, which john and i love, because miles awesome he's the best, sweetest baby like, his -- the only thing he says is, "yeah! he just goes, "yeah!" to everything "yeah! and thenuna's first word was "no. [ laughter ]

but she also, which is so perfect for them, 'cause luna is me and miles is john. but it's amazing to see the way she debates.di and it's incree. >> jimmy: you actually brought a little video of her negotiating with you about candy. >> oh, yeah.my >> jim: here's luna and chrissy, negotiating over candy. >> how many pieces of candy? i say one. what do you say? >> i say, like, this that's a good negotiat >> okay. >> what about -- two? >> yes >> okay. >> okay. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: she's so cute! >> i know. >> and john is, like, rooting for her.to >> jimmy: good negotr. >> he's like, "yeah, she said two. is that okay?" like, he roots for her the entire time. but, i can't believe how verbal she is like, it's intense it's a lot, though, you ow you have kids. it's a lot >> jimmy: it is different. the kids are so different. >> y>>h. immy: you feed them the same stuff you read tm the same books - >> they're little sponges. yes! and the two are so different miles is just this happy - happy-go-lucky - and she's just like -- >> jimmy: attitude >> yes >> jimmy: but i love t negotiation.

it's so good >> she's me.my >> jimlike, only one -- yeah, only one piece of candy. >> you can't even be mad >> jimmy: no, this much. >> i know. and then - >> jimmy: and then, "okay. out two? >> sold. sold >> jimmy: sold i want to talk about the show. >> oh, i - >> jimmy: dude, "bring the fuy" with kenan thompson >> it is so incredible honestly, i had such a good time doing it. jeff foxworthy -- i had an odd -- i keep talking about this, but i had such an odd love of him. i feel like we're an odd couple, the way thate interact and how fascinated i am by everything he says >> jimmy: he's amazing >> he's just the most wonderful person kenan, of course, is amazing hosted by amanda seales. all day, everyday. watch comedy and i had the best experience. and i think we picked some really good people and i can't wait for people to see it >> jimmy: i love it. >> yeah.no >> jimmy: w, the idea of the show is it's like a singing competition, but this all comedy >> i know it's -- yes. so, it's "voice"-y but then ly we -- well we actualet to see them, i guess. but it's - >> jimmy: so you have an insane theory about "the voice" that they should --us >> yeah, 'cai'm mean [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you're funny, you're funny you make me laugh.r here's youeory about "the voice" -- is that you think

they should be facing the -- >> i think they shoulde lready be facing thople, and then they hit the button to turn around [ laughter ] and it's not - >> jimmy: that is cold >> it's not looks based, but it's the same thing, because if they don't turn around that means you don't love them. and if they -- like, in the original >> jimmy: you can't do that. no way, man. >> i feel it's a little pettier. >> jimmy: but this one is great because -- >> how funny would that be if someone is giving their heart, and they're just like -- >> jimmy: they should done episode like that and just see [ laughter ] i want to show everyone a clip here's chrissy teigen in nbc "bring the funny." take a look at this. >> so much robotics. do you ever break out of it? like, do you ever become, just zed, at any point? >> i am justed at every point. >> so, no. ok [ laughter ] i get that >> commitment. commitment >> that's what i mean, it's commitment but then it makes me wonder, like, how much past the robotics can we celebrate your sense of humor which is what is going to be

the tell-tale signs >> he'ke zed doesn't care. >> he doesn't let it go. yeah >> he doesn't care >> thank you >> if you were to come back, are we going to be watching zed again? you know what i mean i i don't knowf i want to see that >> i do![ ughter ] [ cheers and applause >> i miss him. >> jimmy: zed the robot? >> but i was sold. >> jimmy: i totally want to see zed. i want to see his act. b >> zed went to thehroom like zed i saw zed backstage, he was, like, was getting catering and like - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you saw zed go to the bathroom like zed? >> yeah. >> jimmy: zed, you can't do that >> he's like, zip. >> jimmy: he did not do zip., op >> he did that >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] dude, what are you talking about? >> i just gave zed so much credityo >> jimmyreally -- that's good for zed all right, stop. stop >> jimmy: chrissy teig everyone [ cheers and applause "bring the funny" premieres july 9th at 10:00 p.m., right here on nbc. we love you so much, buddy

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guests are talented actors and emmy-nominated writers who write and star in the new comedy central series called "southide", which premieres july 24th at 10:30 p.m please welcome our good friends bashir salahuddin and diallo riddle. [ cheers and applause ♪

t. jimmy: oh, you know tha welcome to the - >> worms - >> hey, hey. hey, hey >> jimmy: welcome to the show. you know, it means so much to me and to all of us to have you here - >> thank you, thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: on the show, because we kind of - well, we started together. >> yeah. "late night" and wrote on h "late night" for years >> for years >> jimmy: and created some of our favorite bits on "late night. and i love you guys so much. and i miss you guys, i think about you all the time >> thank you >> jimmy: some of the bits that we've done on the show together, there's so many of them but one that wwe're all in together was we did the ladysmith's snack mambazo -- >> yesht [ light laug ] >> jimmy: where we talked about -- >> wanna lick? psych. >> jimmy: yeah, the ice cream and stuff like that. bashir, here's you as milky j. >> milky j >> jimmy: was that hubble gotchu >> yeah. >> jimmy: was that hubble gotchu or mi>>y j. milky j, hubble gotchu. >> jimmy: that's milky j. hubble gotchu. of course, you were yvonne in "real housewives of late night. [ laughter ] and then, this one is one of my

favorites here this is akon - light laughter ] akon cornelius [ laughter ] oh, that one. >> jimmy: remember this? so this one -- it was a cross between - >> it was supposed to be yukon cornelius from the rudolph specials and the singer on >> jimmy: yeah, so you're akon cornelius so you were going to rap about finding gold or something like that or anything -- i forget sothing about that anyways, we didn't air it, because there were so many problems it started with someone -- the curtain couldn't open or something. and then you tried -- the show must go on - try to make your way through the curtain. [ laughter ] dude, it is honestly - or maybe it did air? i have no idea >> did we redo it?>> immy: "late night" - you looked at me and i just said like -- it didn't work. [ light laughter ] but i found the clip - >> yeah, but you have that >> jim: yeah, we have your entrance - and that was the last time you saw it >> let's take a look >> jimmy: here's bashir as akon cornelius, that we did not air, because we had technical difficulties take a look at this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here to sing his hip song "wrap that," put your hands together for akon cornelius ♪ ♪

>> jimmy: oh, my gosh. [ laughter and applause >> what? >> jimmy: so many things dropping and falling down.y i go, "oh, md, let's just not do it. we of the bigger thin did, "history of rap" you guys wrote. >> yeah! >> jimmy: with me and justin timberlake. >> oh, my gosh yeah okay, so cool story is that we - it was our very first hiatus party. and i deejayeda and then, uple of weeks later, you're like, "hey, let's do this, you know, collection of all these great hip-hop songs. >> yeah. >> and literally, me and him just went into my like deejay file and like we took the playlist from that land then, just put it ine sequential order and then -- it was magical it was like the whole crowd was like up and loving it. >> jimmy: it was one of our biggest bits we ever did >> oh, it was great. >> amazing >> jimmy: they loved that.

but then, i think -- probably, i think -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: the best, righ we got president obama to slow jam the news - >> that's incredible >> jimmy: that's these guys' idea "slow jam the news." and here's a picture ous with president obama. >> and my favorite part about this - [ laughter ] my favorite part about this -- >> i hate this p>>ture y favorite part about this - >> jimmy: because you're not looking at the camera? [ laughter ] what are you looking at? you're not looking at the president? like, what are you looking at? [ light laughter ] bashir is totally there. >> i'm there, man. >> jimmy: you can tell he's got the thing. >> look, everybody's there >> he didn't want to be -- >> jimmy: what are you looking at the exit [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> honestly, i was looking at jay carney like the whole room was reacting but, yeah, god l [ laughter ] >> jimmy: god loves me how great -- but i mean, how fuwas that do you remember? no, it was amazing. >> those years at the show are like some of our favorite. we remember working with everybody from gwyneth paltrow to stephen colbertli and , you know, it was just - it was a great time. and he always says it was like - it was like our grad school. like, weame here and - no, man, you taught us how to do sketch comedy and do variety comedy and - >> every day >> and we are always grateful.

>> jimmy: oh, please let's talk about "sherman's showcase." >> "showcase." >> jimmy: this is -- this is -- i love this idea because i love "american bandstand" and "soul train. >> yeah. >> jimmy: they used to be these dance shows on tv. so this is a fake dance show >> this is pre-youtube it was the only way to seeop pe dancing >> yeah, exactly >> other than, like, looking out your window or something like that. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. how do you see how people dance? >> you're like, that guy's got problems >> jimmy: so this is a fake show you do every different decade >> yeah, you know, it's a fun way to do sketch and, you know, we do a lot of c. musi actually, you know, doing music here on the show is actually what got us started doing "sherman's showcase. because we'd do sketches like the planetarium, ladysmith'sma snack azo, excuse me >> jimmy: yeah >> and we just were like having so much fun with music you know, diallo is a deejay - and so the ability to just put music , d comedy together and do something every week were like, "we got to do that." >> jimmy: and that's on ifc. >> on ifc. >> jimmy: that's july 29th, i want to say. >> july 31st >> jy 31st >> jimmy: 31st >> but i think one thing that's really special about that show is that, you know, i don't think there's been a famous dance troupe on a late nig ow since the fly girls on "in living color." >> jimmy: oh, yeah >> but like, i think honestly,

i think these showcase dancers are amazing. like, my wife brittany is the choreographer. we've got nigel lythgoe from"s you think you can dance" to guest host an episode. give it up for nigella [ cheers and appe he's watching in barbados somewhere. he's like -- >> jimmy: wow. is john legend involved? >> john legend - >> john legendto so keeping with night's theme, john legend is the executive producer [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's what happened when you come on as a guest on the show, you work with either chrissy teig or john legend.[ laughter ] >> they run everything, you >> jimmy: they run everything. they run the world >> powerful people >> jimmy: and then "south side. >> "south side", baby, yeah. >> jimmy: dude, you guys have fant - >> y'allike chicago? >> south side! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: you filmed it in chicago. >> partly in chicago you know, i always tell peoplewa i born and raised on the south side of chicago. and you know, when i watch the news - i'm sure you watch tat news and you see coming out of chicago. it's a little challenging, it's a little tough but what we say is, what you see is really a small piece of a huge pie and our show, "southide", is going to give you the rest of the pie. you guys want some dessert [ cheers and applause >> one dude by the way is like - too sweet. hey, i'm keto, man

>> jimmy: i don't likesert, man. >> yeah. >> trying to loose some weight >> it's so funny >> jimmy: it is all the cast of characters i know lil rel howery is in it, >> yes is. >> jimmy: who is one of my favorite comedians >> from chicago, yep >> jimmy: dude, he crushes but everyone crushes and basically, you said it was based on a true thing? >> yeah. one of my boys - actually, the real story is that every thanksgiving, i would go home. people who the funniest person is they know, sometimes, they'll name comedians but often times, they'll be like, "oh, my boy from high school he's hilarious." or "my auntie is the funniest person." and we said, look, if we're going to show chicago, let's get those people so one of my boys actually used toreork at a rent-to-own sto where you can rent appliances and toasters and stuff i wouldn't recommend it. [ laughter ]t had all these stories and what we really were able to do at that is just have something that took us all over the city so we go to the north side, we go to the west side, and we really let chicago speak for itself and we wanted to bld a new narrative and let chicago show you how funny it can be. let the south side show you how funny it could be.ng and we can chawhat's going on down there. >> yeah, absolutely.

[ cheers and applause >> i just want to say really quick, we've got a lotplf love from the peoin chicago >> yeah. >> like, there was one day that i was leaving set and my lyft driver was like, "hey, i heard you're doing a comedy about the south side of chicago. and i didn't know what his agenda was so i was scad to answer truthfully i was like, "yeah? you know, like, the question mark at the end of the yeah. and then, he was, like, "thank you. >> yeah. >> he was like, "it's too often that people think it's all one thing. south side of chicago -- >> south side of atlanta >> zone four in atlanta, georgia you know, like - >> north philly. >> compton, watts. like, we both grew up in working class families and like, you know, when you wake up in the morning, you're not like, "how am i not going to get shot today? you're just like - no, seriously, like, you wake up and - i know it might come as a surprise [ light laughter ] we just had to, like, find a a way to like pr oent this other sidef the story. >> jimmy: i want to shower ne a clip. here's a look at the new comedy central series, "south side. take a look. >> you're just mad because you can't swim >> oh -- >> i said it >> i can swim. >> no, you can't okay, you can't swim >> i can sm, man

>> you can't swim! you can't doggy paddle you can't hold your breath underwater you can't do nothing you almost drowned at a kids' party. it was very traumatic. and the clown ved to jump in and sa your life and he came out the water with his regular face and scared all the kids [ laughter ] when they figured out it was frank's daddy, little frank, they lost it [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: i've got to say i wouldn't have this job without you guys you guys kickeme off and started me with "late night" and kept this show afloat. and that's why i got "the tonight show. o so you guys a lot. >> and thank you for believing in us, really. >> jimmy: i love you, guys >> we didn't know what we were going to do when you said, "come to new york, let's just ansee what happens." you so much, jimmy >> it's getting emotional up here [ laughter ] >> jimmy: bashir salahuddin and diallo riddle, everybody [ cheers and applause "south side" >> "south side"! >> jimmy: premieres july 24th at 10:30 p.m. on comedy central. aldous harding performs for us next stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪

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