thursday. call me at-8 >> my mission is simple tfoalstors. there's always a bull rketma mewhere, and i promise to help yofi ihe imer. welcome to "mad mone" welcome to cramerica. other people want to make fries,ca m-800-743-cnbc or t rninan, then roared higher, as people seem to forget the bad ws, think may it clgshihohty e ined 212, nasdaq advanced also. longer term if the stories change oar even better. somerom before earnings, and some from after positive interviews, so i kw what i'm talking about. recently we had five ceos come

narrative is exactly what i'm talking about. first up was tom faulk, ceo of kimberly-clark.r, thepa said it projected the headline number 2016 earnings of 595 to 61 i don't know -- i read the notes. i heard the prs nference call and read the analyst comments. it seems likkimberly-clark had im way, n to look at the stk wh

mediatadeyom ttiw, aim it for a close today. the sellers -- they were jus next up, let's talk clorox. here's a similar situation. sill lth incredible margin improvement because energy costs were way down. demand was good. terrific. the news flash was bleach haha the stock immediately get obliterated, falling from 131 to 4.

i asked what the heck is happening here? what's the deal? solobbered? d he had beaten everything he was i puzzled over a line item. uignora. and i promptly called the mp decline in clorox ridiculous. it was. memo to the idiots who sold it. the stock has gone for 124 to me 131 i'm confident it can take out that high.13 ain. he sat right here. that was by far the best quarter of any pharmaceutical company. most olerated. the fda approval rat weresoff the charts.

merger with pfizer while under attack by house democrats. a legal loophole in the -- loweroreign judds, weigh nevertheless on track, ready close the second half. i asked if he could explain how hard the stock has been hit of late. he said baffled, hi had no explanation for the weakness whatsoever. i asked coul b >> i thought might it be proclaimed my own bafflement, too.

didn't deserthree weeks ago we visited with the ceo in san francisco. the stock had faen the mid $50s the numbers were looking, given he was in what's known as the quiet period, where you can't quarter, he did go out to say it was a fabulous time fo salesforce a w percent, the tab lo software, he said business was is i boomling, and w ceos had been praising it all over the place.

immediately fell another 8%. e whole thing was insane. inlt to injury, earlier a brokerag cautious on the conference call and thgr and of course the strong dollar. then last night salesforce best tech quarter for 2016. a 27% revenue growth. that's astounding. including a 38% rise in operating cash flow, to 460 cl million. take that doubters that the company makes for money. two nine-figure contracts, again, unheard of. the gross margins were off the chart. while what did have to come up? how abouthe analyst estimates

they were taki up gigantically after the quarter, because salesforce is doing so well. it was absurd that they didn't see it coming. finally there's the palo alto story.with ceo mark mclack lynn when we were out there. it was in free fall just three weeks ago. he assured us itas sound, it kept getting hammered anyw. it's soaring all the way back to sellers' remorse.nder t further review, the reason for the decline seemed too pat. explanation is pretty darned thorough. it's up almost four points. th this went still lower. what did they sell?

now up 14 stight points. wh my bottoline is all these are examples of fear and panic trumping -- but fortunately now the panic is receding. your first judgment may not be a judgmentt all. just the siren of worry blurring yourecision-making, and keeping you from makg some mad moy.ne orida. hollis? >> caller:i ya, jim, how are you doing? i'm looking at qualcomm again. the theo maybe it's time to get in. i see they're having problems with the china's and koreans about their licensing. of those. i got a little too bullish on qualcomm, then watched the stock go down, but i think you're okay here. it's not my favorite. i like skyworks soluons

>> calleer, firstime caller. >> okay. >> caller: i bought the avis group stock about foon >> whoa. >> caller: very positive article w in the "barr's" one stock is down 62% for the year, and approximately 50% since i bought it.verallni vestment? >> okay the car rental -- lemevedad te yesterday. it took my breath away. bad as the stock, but it raised eyebrows.on avis. how e numbe t ooke in oklahoma. brook.

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all right. this is what seller' remorse look and panic trump rationality. domino's delivers pizza to use yo dorell in about 30 minutes. today alone. could the company continue to help make you some dough? > i'm getting my shopping list ready to see if super value, to you just ahead. don't miss a second of "mad money." follow assist jimcramer on twitter. send jim an e-mail, or give us a

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same hymnal, it drives aot of s. i'm seeing them a going this well is -- is pretty rrific. patty said, people up through greatness of america which doesn't get talked enough about.orrino-cheese -- we ordee my watch. but the truth is when there's a devi that can reach you, you will put it out, and now more money when youo these

right?rga mall fee to the franchisees, to the stores whenever this is a technology, a digital order. the most recent additions would be the ability to order through your apple watch, and we also have sometng now fhe you can voice order off of the new amazon device in your home. we just want to be evewhere, and we're . ght was pretty amazing, we're talking about value. i know you always said, listen, it's not like we're taking share, but you hadn't taken on any price increases. people like value, patty.it? >> it does. our national offer has been the same for six, seven years, two medium two-topping pizzas for $5.99, and frankly it allows us to advertise more than just

if you're moving your price means yohave to use a lot of ertising dollars to kindprice int with consumers. they kw whno they're going to get when they come to domino's. we think it's been effective for er. it's toot numbers, too, but the pizza place where 'v around the customer, so if they want to order from a watch or order from their app, or order from mobile web.

check one box, that they wan that meantt it is too early to know exactly how ireturns are good, the consumer feedback is good. we'll see how that plays out.ht international which also was a, biggest growth champion for 2015. why is that? we've got fabulous partners there. we just opened the 1,000th store in india. this is our first market outside the u.s. witthe largest restaurant company there today. as we see the economy come back inia faster-growing economies being lower are particularly aig

i think prime minier modi has e keciting story. >> and i know the -c button plays out w stomach, which percentage are burger and chicken. pizza is steady. we had a terrific manager from popeye's louisiana, she admied there were some burger wars taking share. jax in the box was a severe disappointment, but pizza itself, there is some sort of r angle p shareablnature of pisa and valuable nature of pisa i think does well. but i think what you're seeing in the industry ee one of them at popeye's. she driven great rultses you see other folks doing it.

really nailing it and those that aren't has been broader.s continues to grow a bit, and hopelly we'rshare of stomach from other folks. >> difficult, buybacks, all e things we love to see. that's patty dle. congratulations, sir, on a really fabulous quarter. >> thanks, jim. this is what you want. this is what you want out of a stock, what you want o of a pizza, too. my family is big orderers. stick with cramer. coming up, per once on the express lane to profits, b rasee

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eric in connecticut? >> caller: boo-yah, jim. >> way too risky. huh-uh. i'm worried about the risk of the lending stream there. no. let's go to tim in connecticut. tim? >> caller: jim, thanks for having me on -- cfo -- >> oh, i missed that. what is it? >> caller: solar city? >> i ain't going to play solar city. i'm not sure i like the business model. i have been a gigantic backer of first solar, and i reiterate that i like first solar and management. they are always welcome on jim cramer's "mad money." pat in texas? >> caller: i love you, jim. >> thank you, pat. >> caller: i have a.h.s. >> susan salk, the stock is coming back.

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cramerica, it's time for us to play a long overdue game of "am i diversified?" all week i've been highlighting similar stories, williams sonoma, gap stores, lionsgate. what i don't want to see you do is invest your money into one favorite stock to see it fall dramatically. you want to protect yourself across industries, even geographies. so call me or tweet me @jimcramer, tell me your top five holdings, i'll tell you if you're diversified or you need to spread the love in different sectors. this tweet says novo north is, buy you nvidia and viacom industries. the one i'm worried about, because you're going to say,

close, is the -- two chinese companies, bidu and netti's. i can't have that. i don't want any chinese companies. if isle give you saleforce.com. semiis conductor, and that's good, but i want those changes and done now. we're not going to own chinese stocks. that's it, end of story. that's how i feel about fossil fuels. >> caller: good morning, jim. >> don, how are you? nike, footlocker, twitter, microsoft and t mobile. >> hmm. all right. i'm off to the racing with this particular group. footlocker and nike, i come out here and say whatever one does, the other reports.

and buy bristol meyers. twitter isn't doll that well, no, we don't. microsoft is in tech, too. honeywell, t-mobile, that's john ledger, he wear that is magenta thing, and nike we do like. but those changes have to be done immediately. if the market were open, i would say make them now. kim in my home state. >> caller: hey, jim cramer, from your favorite state. i'm in pittsburgh, pennsylvania. >> wrong part. you're from the winning part, not the losing part. >> caller: you've been that right, jimbo.

we love you here in p.a. >> they love my in the marcellus shale. >> caller: would what we do without you? >> wow. will you tell the wife? she's mad at making some comment about how she's frugal this morning. what's up? >> caller: we've got five stocks here for you. honeywell, home depot, waste management, ford, and coca-cola. we want to know in we're diversified. >> that's what you're going to find out, keystone state-er. home depot, to frank blake, what a number. ford 6%, call it 6.5% with the special dividend. honeywell, i like what he's doing. coca-cola, 3% yield, and a return in the domestic. wow, we have let's call it

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