>> you can't judge from the booty. >> you ass judged her. now that i see the video, i racially profiled her arrest. >> she is tan, maybe she sprayed herself with some of that crap. >> it is ron popeil's daughter. >> is this video from madrid? >> it's from miami. >> while we gather our thoughts, let's get back to chad and maybe ron popeil's daughter. >> what's going on over here? >> this girl goes half sideways with her ass in the air on the pole. what is she doing? >> she's hijacking this story, tell you that much. >> ron popeil is awesome. >> if you follow all the instructional material you just -- >> stripper. anyway, thanks -- would you, she is really good, isn't she? >> got pga wives at the grove.

there is a new show coming out which is the pga wives. they are walking out of the grove and i asked them -- >> when all that stuff went down with tiger woods did that increase the awareness of the wives? >> no that is completely unique to himself. >> i hope you told them they wouldn't have a show without tiger woods. >> and by the way, they've got rose colored grasses on. >> that's unique. he's the only twhaun did that. >> fred couples happened to him first. >> i think he destroyed two marriages by cheating on his wives. >> and don't get started on the l.p.g.a. >> it's like the diner shore opened, sex everywhere. >> that open is like the academy awards for lesbians. >> what are you talking about? >> it's in palm springs. it's just crazy. >> there is i headline on my desert.com. lesbians flood palm strings. >> the name is dina shore

open. it's right there. >> good luck with the show girls. >> it's former president bill clinton in epcot center. >> bill clinton was going for a walk in amsterdam maybe looking for a coffee shop. >> uh-oh. the president of party time. the president is feeling fine. >> coffee shop, maybe red light district. >> or he's there on stately business probably doing charity work. >> he'll probably do work on charity and hope and gretel, face time. >> why was he in amsterdam? >> you know, standard amsterdam stuff. meeting heads of state, taking in the culture and then see what happens. >> i tried to look it up and everything was in dutch.

>> he better get his story straight or he's going to be in dutch with the miss. >> he's getting down a little bit, coffee shop. >> he's not getting down. >> of course not, but in case you need to lay low for a while bill, we know a great place for you to hide right little girl. >> chubby checker is suing over a penis measuring app. he's suing hewlett packard and palm. >> these guys made an app. >> you can tell somebody's penis size by their shoe size. >> there is some sort of equation in there that can tell you how big a guy's penis is. >> but they are calling it the chubby checker. >> not like chubby checker. >> so i asked josh to do something for the website when we posted the story to give us some kind of art. >> you said make chubby checker into a penis. >> he put a urethra in his hair. >> it's the details that make

it. >> or make chubby checker a penis or something like that. >> i didn't say put him in the zipper. >> why is he only 3 inches. >> you think he was pissed at hewlett packard. wait till he sees that. >> coming up -- chris brown is getting heckled by some guy on the street and this guy is laying into him. >> he's like all over this car. >> nobody ever touch it is car. >> he's touching him with his words which his words are harsh. >> plus jason on bedford. one of my favorite porn stars does not sleep with black talent. >> suppose there is a white woman who decides her thinger t only to sleep with black guys. >> i love her whoever she is.

>> coming up, rick and kathy hilton. >> what is the crappiest hilton? >> he goes the oxnard

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was baiting chris. but chris wasn't backing down. >> i'm a crip. >> [beep], [beep]. don't act like that. >> the fact that chris tried to leave the scene, good for chris brown. >> but he still can't do that. just shut your mouth and go, especially when the guy is talking bullets. especially when you're up for a probation violation. especially when you've had issues with violence in the past. >> anyway, brown kept his cool and tried to drive away. maybe he's finally learning, growing, maturing. [beep] [beep]. >> or he's still an a hole. thanks unbridled rage. >> hi betty, how are you doing? >> we've got betsy russell. she's been in every saw movie. we asked her what is the greatest chick flick. >> love actually. >> i haven't seen that one. >> that movie is a pile of

[beep]. >> no, it's not, brian. >> you're a pile of [beep]. >> we ask her will fifty shades of grey be a new chick flick? >> probably, i haven't read it. >> a lot of women love it decpwhrifment hear a lot of women are getting the book for their men. >> ryan seacrest is a total proponent for men reading it. >> yes, he's talked about it so much. >> he's [beep] julianne hough. >> that's what they do in the book. >> why is that the one point in the book you bring up? >> there is a big difference between that and anything else. >> those knuckles -- no. >> maybe i should read it. >> thanks betsy. >> thank you. >> and now "tmz" presents the crusade for racial quality in porn. starring jason. >> how is it going? >> good. >> got jason gedrick on bedford. he was in the show luck that was cancelled.

let's talk about something that rhymes with luck. >> i recently learned that my favorite porn star doesn't do black guys on film. >> her name is alexis texas. >> you may know her from the half watched movie --this isn't u.f.c. two ultimate [beep] championship. she won't bang black dudes but why. >> i know one star she didn't do anal -- >> let's go to something else. >> these white women have a white fan base if they sleep with a black guy they get abandoned by their fan base. >> translation, more black quals less green. >> is that a business move? >> is it okay for me to watch her? >> yeah. >> i feel like i'm supporting someone who is engaging in racist practices. >> perhaps it would help if they dealt with racial issues such as american history xxx, jungle beeve, the girth of a nation.

and driving it into miss daisy. decpwhre quality in america will not truly exist until white and black porn stars can bang each other. >> we need to come together. you know what i'm saying? >> you guys are looking great. >> rick and kathy hilton. >> and they said nothing? >> rick said something he probably shouldn't have said. >> rick made a mistake. >> what is the crappiest hilton? >> he answers. >> no. >> he answers. >> the oxnard hilton. >> is that a terrible name for a city or what? >> he said that. >> oops. >> he said that? >> yes, there is a hilton garden in there. >> it's got three out of five stars. >> really? >> the only good thing about this hotel is the waitress patricia. >> somebody took my purse while i was eating the continental breakfast. >> [laughter]

>> that is hilarious. >> and it still got three stars. >> you guys look wonderful. >> bye. >> coming up -- the dude on the recent cal fornication. >> you ladies would love this dude. if you didn't see that episode you'd love him. >> oh --

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>> we got brett harrelson. >> this is komimi. >> aren't you native american too? >> i am. >> i tried to look this up. i couldn't find anything on it. he's from texas though. >> is this going anywhere? >> does it ever? >> the new statistics are in on the most sexually transmitted diseases. >> you want to guess which is number one? >> gonorrhea. >> hpv. >> number two. >> chlamydia is number two. >> number three. gonorrhea is number three. >> i had gonorrhea twice. [laughter] >> i mean i guessed it [laughter] >> i mean i guessed it twice.