>> don't chat me down on food. >> you're out of line! >> don't talk to me that way. i've eaten more steak than you have my your life. >> that just means you're old and need your cholesterol checked. but back to kim and kanye. >> there's a couple of people out front waiting, they take pictures with them. >> i want to know what they ordered. >> let's have raw beef they call prime rib, ok. >> you don't eat meat, you're not allowed to talk. >> boo this man! >> boo! >> why do you do this? >> because you had -- meat -- in your hands and you gave it up. >> actually, never mind. >> happy valentine's day, kim and kanye, their first one together. >> thanks, true love. >> their first and last one together. >> leading jimmy kimmel. >> you're number one, how does it feel? >> feels good. >> it's news to me. i don't know anyone listens? >> he's number one this week. >> we say, there's this woman getting paid to quit getting on

facebook by her parents. her parents have an issue, chez on it too much. >> what is the worst habit you have you wish you could get paid to quit doing? >> if i could get paid to stop cracking my knuckles, i'd make a thousand dollars a day. >> oh! >> he's cracking his knuckles. >> everybody in here is similar. it involves crack. >> who says we all do crack? >> i was kidding. >> we can afford cocaine. [laughter] >> thanks so much. >> hey, look, it's rapper 2 chainz posing with a couple of nice police officers, right after he was arrested for drugs! huh, you think he'd be more upset. now we got a story and a reason to play his song. ♪ i'm different, yeah i'm different ♪ >> sure you are.

what happened? >> maryland state police arrested 2 chainz last night for marijuana possession and paraphernalia possession. they took him to the station and booked him and posed for a photo with this guy and the cops have a grin from ear to ear. >> but according to 2 chainz's twitter page, the cops were totally out of line. >> damn police f'ing with the n word. locked me up and wanted pictures. shaking my head. >> they're not supposed to do it. it's a bad perception. cops hate this. >> why would they take the photo and have 2 chainz post it on his twitter page? this doesn't add up. >> how did 2 chainz get the picture? it seems like it's off of 2 chainz's camera or he said to the cops, can i take a picture with you, here's my cell phone. >> so 2 chainz might be lying? that makes more sense unless these guys are big 2 chainz fans. >> no offense. the guys in the photo don't look like 2 chainz fans. >> that's because you're racist. let's just call the cops. they'll tell us what happened,

right? >> the cops told us, we can confirm that a picture was taken but we cannot confirm who initiated that at this time. >> how can you not confirm it. you go to the officers and say, who asked for the picture? >> they could do that unless the whole thing is a giant conspiracy orchestrated by -- who are they again? >> baltimore state police. >> baltimore's not a state. >> "tmz," us learn good. thanks, 2 chainz! >> steve martin, new dad. he went bike riding to stay healthy. he's looking old. you know what he looks like in this picture? the 102-year-old grandma that obama pointed out at the state-of-the-union speech. he looks just like the grandma. >> mariah carey posted photos last night on twitter, getting ready to go out for valentine's day. they are the most ridiculous

photos of her in her bathtub, in her house, big old bubble bath. she brought the dog in the tub with her. >> where's nick cannon? >> he doesn't get in on that. that's the part that bothers me. >> he's underneath her with a scuba tank. >> i love her. >> i kinda like her, too, for this. >> she's like gwyneth paltrow but not as vixy about it. >> gwyneth paltrow wants it to be serious. >> her group was all about valentine's day for one and she recommended you buy this book called cooking for one, all recipes for one person. so ridiculous. >> what did you make? >> that was mean. >> wow. >> i was kidding! >> oh, my god. >> you guys do that to me. >> you don't know anything about me. >> i was just kidding. ok. >> coming up, leann rimes is suing her dentist because he messed up her teeth. >> did you see the picture? that john brooks put in of nic

cage's old teeth? >> oh, my god. >> 10 1/2 minutes with a couple of miami housewives. they keep talking about how they're going to have a foursome, i think they mean dinner but they start touching boobs on each other. >> they don't mean dinner. >> sounds like the greatest video.

>> coming up -- >> jared harris, you can have lunch with lincoln or one night of pure bliss with

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>> it's the first time i swing, the first time i do a foursome. >> bing bong, hello. >> they start touching boobs on each other. >> i don't think this video is boring at all. >> where's this video? >> have you seen these women? housewives of chernobyl" but if they're touching each other's boobs, guys will be interested. roll the boob touching video already. >> we compare boobs. let's compare boobs. boob war. i win. >> if you squint your eyes enough, it's almost like isabella rosellini and vanna white sort of. >> since when is just boobs squishing. not "just." >> seriously, boob squishing is not a normal day activity and there's not a man in this room who wouldn't want to watch, even the gay one, to make snide comments. >> how in miami did they end up with that crew? >> simmer down, girl. thanks, boob squishers. >> love you.

>> all right, dude. >> dave franco. james franco's little brother. he's in "21 jump street," a cute young kid, actor. we say -- >> if you could have any condiment inside of your navel at all times, what would you like it to be? >> he thinks about it. >> let's go with chipotle ketsup, why not? >> chipotle ketchup. >> why not? >> it sounds good, actually. >> does beer count as a condiment? you guys want to have a beer? let's get wasted! i could do to jail and still be drinking beer. i'd be super popular. >> you'd be popular in jail, all right. [laughter] >> you guys have a nice night. >> take care, bro. >> question, why is leann rimes waging a legal war on her dentist?

answer, because he did this to her! oh, dear god, she looks totally fine. why is she suing the dentist? >> because he messed up her teeth. >> allegedly. >> her dentist did work on her over three years, nine root canals, veneers on the top. and she said at one point the pain was so bad in her mouth, it felt like someone hit her in the face with a bat. >> here's a computer simulation of what that might look like. god, computers are awesome. back to leann. >> she's saying that over time it has screwed up her mouth so bad, it affects her singing, the way she looks, everything. >> why did leann get all that dental work done? because she came to an important realization. >> i get it. i have bad teeth. >> it was the veneers she went in for and it caused her to get nine root canals because she says he botched the job. >> it was a cosmetic thing. she wanted to look better. >> women are vain and speaking of vanity -- >> did you see the picture that john brooks put in the of nic

cage's old teeth? >> nic cage? his teeth weren't that bad. oh, god, kill it with fire. >> oh, my god. ladies and gentlemen, welcome to awful, nevada. >> he's not the only star to get mouth remodeling. right, miley cyrus, and chris rock, and sarah jessica parker. that was one talented dentist. thanks, leann rimes' jacked up teeth. >> mr. harris. >> we have jared harris. he played grant in the "lincoln" movie. we say -- >> if you can either have the opportunity of having lunch with lincoln or one night of pure bliss with marilyn monroe, which would you choose? >> i'm going steamy night with lincoln. [laughter] jared harris is -- >> i would like to have a minajatwa with both. >> it's not even close. >> i'm going to grill you. marilyn monroe or beyonce? >> beyonce. >> not even the best for you. max, i move it to you.

marilyn monroe or miranda kerr. >> miranda kerr. >> are you crazy! boo! >> can i play devil's advocate. you love lincoln. what if you meet him and he's not everything you wanted him to be? >> wait until lincoln drops the first n-bomb, then it's all over for you. >> yeah. >> have a good day, sir. >> coming up -- >> kathie lee gifford on the west coast, having a big deal with hoda kotb. she wants to be west coast, like tupac and she wants to be east coast like diddy and like diddys and biggie.

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>> k.l.g. has set her sights on shooting "the today show" in l.a., reportedly to pursue business opportunities and be closer to her son. the only problem -- >> hoda does not want to go. >> kathie lee's co-anchor has put the kibosh on moving west. >> they're both big dogs in this thing so what do you do? >> you rumble. in this corner of the country, kathie lee. >> she wants to be west coast, like tupac and the boys. >> straight out of brentwood! and in this corner, hoda kotb. >> she wants to be east coast like diddy and his boys and biggie. >> i like them both. i don't know who to root for in this one. >> let's get help, perhaps from kathie lee's super hot daughter. >> what do you think? >> how old is her daughter? >> 19. proceed. >> i don't have any -- >> precious.

>> here's our advice, ladies. we love you both. why not meet in the middle, say, cleveland, and settle this over a few boxes of wine. ♪ kay shiraz, shiraz, whatever will be, will be ♪ >> coming up -- >> marg helgenberger from "c.s.i.." marg wrote something along the lines of, like -- >> this is starting a little slow. >> start looking around. 

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>> marg helgenberger, "c.s.i." >> do you want to clarify the comments you made a couple of months ago on twitter. >> apparently there was an author who tweeted that, sizable numbers of n.r.a. members become gun victims themselves, there will be hope of legislation for firearms and marg wrote something along the lines of -- >> this is starting slow. >> he gives up. you're done. >> you always do that. done. >> you're so embarrassed. >> you read that thing and start looking around. >> here's the thing. that was awful. >> i'm the most insecure person ever. >> what did she say? [applause] >> what did she say? [applause] >> you can do it!