>> today on "tmz" -- there seems to be considerable beef between rappers and basketball players these days. >> while they were sitting courtside, they exchanged some words. >> he went on to twitter and said -- >> is this a disney character, wale? >> the announcer was like eva. >> reggie watts at largo. he's a comedian. >> what is the least amount to spend on an engagement ring? >> the rule has always been three months salary.

>> two months salary. >> so i'm expected to spend $700? >> if tupac was alive right now, what would he be doing? >> was you tupac this big in life? >> he was the biggest rapper. >> i think if he would have lived, he would have gotten killed again. >> we got george hamilton. if aliens come to earth and are going to kill the planet and they say if you can send us three specimens of human excellence, we'll spare the world. >> why don't we send up tyra banks since she already looks like an alien? >> "tmz" pop quiz, what is 64, just lost the super bowl and still has a way better life than you? answer colin kaepernick. >> totally makes up for not winning the super bowl. not really. but still looks fun. >> best photos of colin kaepernick just surfaced.

chicks are doing body shots off of him. >> these pics taken right before the season show kaepernick was giving out the best body shots ever. except for these. the classics never die. >> he's having a great time. chicks are digging it. the girls have on mardi gras beads. >> colin is not only fun, he's brave because guess where he is partying his ass off. >> on this cruise in mexico. having fun, meeting chicks and not having his head cut off or being castrated by mexican drug lords. good for him. though there is something odd about the body shots. >> you're not supposed to do body shot off of dudes. >> unless it's off the penis? >> she's right. >> she's still single.

>> as are you. >> the 49ers may have lost the super bowl, but we know who the winner is. chris because now he has one less teammate to worry about because he's a huge homophobe. >> thanks colin kaepernick. >> reggie at largo. hes a comedian. he's a genius. we ask him what is the minimum to where it wouldn't be insulting to spend on an engagement ring? >> i don't know. >> have you ventured into that? >> i was engaged twice but both times i think i used rings that were around. >> three months of his salary. >> three months of his salary. >> is that a thing in >> where are you getting this from? >> it's a rule. >> you guys are out of your minds. >> that's not the real thing though. >> that is the thing they say. >> it's always been. >> i'm expected to spend $700 on a wedding ring? [laughter]

>> thank you so much, man. i appreciate it. have a good one. >> of course. >> and now overcompensate much starring steven spielberg. >> that is his $200 million yacht docked in fort lauderdale, florida. it's 282 feet long with a full spa and helipad which begs the question. >> do you think maybe he's compensating for something? >> we hear his little man is about 13.5 inches. >> but how does his dingy size up to steve jobs? >> we're sure it still gets the job done stephen. >> it is ridiculous. it's this $200 million yacht he has he'll rent out for $1.3 million a week. you too can live the life of steven spielberg. banging kate not included. adopting black children optional. >> what kind of experience

would you have to have to walk off that boat and feel like you got your money's worth? >> and it's weird because if you're going to do something like that, wouldn't you want to go to an exotic place? >> what is wrong with fort lauderdale? they have the childhood home of majors and it ranked highest in the country for new hiv cases. fort lauderdale, you don't want to come here. back to spielberg's boat. >> the cost is spend you know the jewels. >> no, not that. >> you're going to need a bigger boat. >> there we go. enjoy stephen. >> what is going on? >> bob robinson. he's produced some stuff for boyz ii men. >> if tupac was alive, what would he be doing? >> the same thing he's doing when he's dead, making music. >> i think he would be making

hip-hop but he probably would have brought out several new artists underneath him. >> was tupac this big in life? >> he was the biggest rapper when he died. >> i think if he would have lived, he would have gotten killed again. >> interesting. >> i appreciate that. >> what's up? >> there he is right there. >> what's up is the latest beef between hip-hop and the nba. if you love lil wayne versus the miami heat, then you'll settle for wale versus the toronto raptors announcers. this time it's less personal. >> yesterday at the game in washington, wale was sitting courtside. >> the rapper who did chilling with lady gaga. >> apparently him and rudy gay started exchanging words.

and after witnessing it,toronto announcer had this to say. supposedly this fan is a local rapper. he's not drake, that's for sure. >> canadian smack talk and word got back because. >> wale went on to twitter and said matt devlin, watch your mouth. >> and then wale went up to the booth. hey, hey hey. >> what's up? >> there he is right there. >> according to witnesses, wale was yelling. i heard what you said. watch your mouth, that's not cool. >> wale went back to his seat and explained through tweets that he and gay are buds. >> i've known rudy for five years. not talking trash. >> beef squashed. guess wale will have to pick a fight with someone else. >> is this a disney character? >> the announcer was like eva.

>> that was a movie. >> thanks raptors mouth piece and wale. >> you saw that? you'd cry your eyes out. >> what's going on? >> we got george hamilton on bedford. i go i'm scared of an alien invasion. if they did invade and they told us send us three specimens of human excellence and we'll spare the world. who would you send to spare the earth so humanity wouldn't be destroyed? >> stephen hawkins is an interesting man. there is a guy who understands a lot about stem cell research, maybe him. >> he is sending a bunch of dorks up there. you got to send fun loving enthusiastic people. that's how you sell things. send honey boo boo.

she'll get them all spun out. >> you should send arnold. >> he would be good. >> why don't we send up tyra banks because she already looks like an alien. >> they'll be like, come on in, we already know you. >> that was good, dax. >> thank you so much. >> coming up -- there is a new car driving around town. the craziest looking car. were being told it's will i am's new car. >> it looks like the car homer simpson created when he got to work with his brother. brother. >> plus paris hilton and river viiperi is on crutches. she makes him drive the car while he's on crutches. >> oh my god.

>> coming up hayden panatt

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hoodie. want to be like harvey? no. well, you can still buy a sippy cup anyway. come to tmzstore.com where our motto is all major credit cards accepted. >> and now cars of the future. >> okay ugly cars of the future. >> there is a new car driving around town. we're being told it's will i am's new car. i don't even know what the hell this is. >> it looks like -- >> like the bat mobile. >> why do we think it's his? >> we have two good sources telling us. >> also we've seen him in it. >> we didn't need the sources then. >> this car cost $900,000. >> i would think for $900,000 it would be more than aluminum.

>> remember will i am had that other crazy car? >> you mean that? >> that $700,000 monstrosity went missing last august. sadly, he got it back. >> let's get back to this beauty. >> there is no door handle, how do you open the door? >> you press a button. >> that's a pain in the ass. >> pain in the ass to press a button. >> this has been ugly cars of the future. >> what's up? gary busey. this guy is crazy. >> what's the most magnificent wonder? >> there is a wonderment for everything. everything you see in nature is a reflection of yourself. don't forget that and you'll see yourself more clearly. >> then he says --

>> i just returned from a souix nation reservation and i was adopted into the tribe. >> what goes through -- >> and now whoa, you just made that guy your punk bitch, starring a real life ex-con paris hilton. >> good to see you up around, my man. >> that is paris hilton walking around malibu with her bitch boyfriend whose name doesn't matter. >> i saw the gash on your instagram. >> not fun. >> yes, paris's dong of the month jacked up his leg on a ski trip. it was terrifying. it was bloody. it was the perfect photo-op for paris. >> on the mountain,gimping on

crutches. say cheese. smile. having your leg sewed back together, work it girl. >> that's a fun picture, come on. >> true. what isn't fun is becoming paris's punk bitch on camera. >> she wants to go to another store. >> he's like so dejected. he puts his head down and hobbles over to the drivers side. >> it's so sad. >> wow, you're totally her slave. >> he shouldn't have been such a [beep] injuring himself on the ski slope anyway. >> exactly why people think you have no soul. >> thanks. >> wladimir klitschko, he is out in the water surfing, looking pretty cool doing it. he's standing there, wave comes takes the board out from under himand he falls on his ass. >> that must be difficult when you are 66. >> the center of gravity is higher.

>> there are many shots of him and hayden panettiere. they don't care. they are back together. they are holding hands and all that good stuff. >> is there any reason you didn't pitch the cutest photo in the world? >> it's hayden panettiere holding this little black lab puppy. i love this photo. i can't tell which is cuter. >> the one that you can make love to. >> charles loves dogs in a physical sexual way. >> [laughter] >> coming up, weird al yankovic, you are not a jew. >> daniel day lewis. >> i think he's jewish. >> we got redman. we asked him a multiple choice question. what do most americans live within 50 miles of. >> everybodydy lives near a corner with some good ass bud.

>> our camera man goes i'll agree with that and turns the camera off. >> no.

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>> "tmz" online and on your phone 24/7. >> how is it going? >> we got redman, rapper.

we asked him what do most americans live within 50 miles of, a, their birth place; b, the ocean; or c, a starbucks? >> people don't move, their birth place. >> redman says everybody lives near a corner where theres some good ass bud. >> our camera guy goes i'll agree with that and turns the camera off. >> no. [laughter] >> i looked it up, 50% live within 25 miles of their mother. >> my mom is in heaven. >> you're way further than that. >> so i'm a long ways away and will probably be further. getting longer by the day. >> it's getting further. >> tupac versus biggie. oasis versus blur. creed versus a pile of poopy. huge music feuds. all of these pale in comparison to prince versus weird al. >> how are you?

>> good. >> that's the king of parody songs at l.a.x. last night. over the years al has spoofed just about every everybody except the one guy who won't let him. >> the one guy who says no consistently is prince. >> yes, the artist formally known as the artist formally known as prince. >> how does weird al feel about this? >> there are plenty enough people who have a sense of humor. >> this means war. >> how about you and your friends versus me and the revolution? >> you better be careful prince because you pissed off weird al so much he'll spoof you anyway. >> i don't want to offend anybody. >> guess we could do it for you. >> here are weird al prince parody songs, hit it. >> little dead house pet. >> i just want your extra ham and your swiss.

>> this is what it sounds like when turkeys cry. >> that is horrible. >> that's the best we could do? sorry prince. and you're welcome weird al. >> thank you so much. >> we appreciate it. >> coming up -- we got parker. he's on discovery on gold rush. we talk to him about-- he's a big hunter. >> i have nothing in common with this guy.

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got y nice layer of blubber going? then it's time to take a ride on the tour bus. >> i don't like to be around strangers. >> no problem book a custom charter and fill the bus with people you know. we do birth days, family reunions, even corporate events. >> she's in finance. >> we got parker on discovery show gold rush. >> when you like to hunt, what is your favorite thing to go after? >> hunting, i like bird hunting. that's my favorite go after some ducks. >> the camera man goes chasing duck is ridiculous. so i'm down with the duck. >> we like to wrap it in bacon and fry it up. >> that seems so --.

>> we asked about the best snacks? >> moose jerky. >> i have nothing in common with this guy. >> he's opposite you. >> i have nothing in common. >> maybe you can relate. when he was 14 he saved up gold flakes at the mine. >> because i'm jewish? >> no, because you saved up for stuff when you were younger. >> you got your jew gold stash add way somewhere. >> show us your jew gold. >> thank you so much, man. that's what's up. >> i'm a lawyer.  (goose honking) ♪ the simpsons

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