>> yes. hopefully their relationship won't turn out to be a disaster like julia roberts in every movie but pretty woman. >> she walked up to him and said do you want to go out on >> good for her. >> but is he hot enough for britney? >> jason trawick is more attractive than this guy. >> he's wearing a captain's hat and she could be his at the -- his ten 2346r789 iel. -- tenniel. >> we've got proof david is just as hot as jason. >> he's winning the who had you rather right now between david and jason. >> congratulations david, finally the regular man gets a chance to bone unstable pop stars known for making terrible decisions. good luck you crazy kids. > how are you, sir? >> alex trebek, he's getting in his car.

we only have a couple seconds. justin bieber for $1,000, what is it called when a young person or teenage girl really likes justin bieber? >> he thinks for a second and goes i have no idea. >> a blieber. >> he shakes his head. >> not so easy when the cards aren't in front of you, alex. >> first of all you got to get the proper oil. >> no this isn't your local make nick. he's one of the biggest music stars on the planet, maybe, possibly. >> we got destorm power. >> i don't know who that is. >> because you are living in the past, old man.- tell him, hip people! or people who work with computers. >> he's a big youtube star. >> he's huge on the tube with songs like -- ♪ find out what you do ♪

>> take that, production values! >> he is the 37th most subscribed youtube musician. 191 million views of his videos. >> yesterday there was a chart freakout. youtube counts for the chart now. harlem shake is the number one song in the country now. >> wow, that's -- >> ♪ the harlem shake ♪ >> that's not awesome anymore. but it makes destorm a certified a-lister so let's hear about his glamorous life. >> what's happening here, cars breaking down and stuff? >> no, i'm just putting oil in it. you put the cone in and feed the car. >> look out mariah carey. >> a lot of people don't change they oil. then they have problems. they think it's michael knight or something. >> the voice of a generation. but seriously, music will never be the same. >> rebecca black would have had a number one song. ♪ friday, friday ♪ >> chocolate rain would have been number one. ♪ chocolate rain ♪ >> so this is going to change everything.

>> yeah, today music, tomorrow even elections will be decided on youtube. meet the next president of the united states. the horror. >> destorm, any last words of advice? >> 5w30 for trucks or they will break down. >> thanks. >> what's up bree? >> we got bree olsen at headquarters. she's one of my favorite adult stars of all time. then i met her and it was disappointing because she's wasted. >> i'm a little tipsy. >> she was one of charlie sheens goddesses.- >> do you still keep in touch with charlie? >> no, because i'm focusing on me. >> do you still keep in touch with the other goddess at all? >> no. [beep] no. are you kidding me? trashy whore.

>> it was disappointing for me because i grew up liking her then i met her in person -- >> liking her. no, no, ma'am, i'm just in here liking someone. [laughter] >> i'm just liking somebody a lot. i just liked them twice, mom. >> it's good seeing you. >> thank you. >> how you doing, john? >> we got john waters. legendary film director. >> love him. >> did "pink flamingos." "player -- pairspray. ">> is it ever appropriate for women to show camel toe? >> i call it the v of her crotch which was the line in payton place that first talked about that. >> payton place was in the 1960's. >> apparently they did a line and called it the v in the crotch. >> i saw one today. my mother used to call them hysterectomy pants. i saw one today, i don't know how she breathed. i gave her credit because she was so featuring the v of her crotch that it was maybe a fashion statement. >> bring out the toes, man.

>> bring out the toys. >> bring out the toes. we need a toe march. >> thank you so much for your time. i really appreciate it. >> coming up, ron jeremy -- he said the doctors told me if you can walk up two flights of stairs you can have sex. so he walked up three additional stairs for a buffer. >> the three additional stairs provide a buffer? or that you can do additional things while having sex? >> paula deen was on the today show and she was salsa dancing and then trying to make the other host smell her hands. >> it's going to smell like mayonnaise, i guarantee you.

>> coming up, kim kardashian is pregnant. >> really? >> i cannot get over this image of her. >> oh. 

>> it's time to play no one's favorite game paula deen drunk or not drunk. first three rows may get greasy. >> where am i going to put my bowls? >> drunk, maybe. >> let's examine the facts. >> paula deen was on the today show today. >> definitely drunk. >> it all started in miami with the mojito. >> we've got one for everybody. we made you a virgin. >> you think she's drunk? >> a lot of people were saying is paula deen drunk. >> fact one, the salsa. >> she starts acting a little cooky. >> that smell. >> she start trying to make the other host smell her hand. >> no, no, i'm fine. >> it's going to smell like mayonnaise, i guarantee you. >> she's battling obesity. >> fact three, balls. >> that is a ball y'all. >> she goes to make these chicken nugget things.

>> we're making chicken balls. chicken balls! >> the reason they are called chicken bites. >> it all went wrong right about -- >> i pooped my pants. >> there. >> so is paula deen drunk? >> they gave her a virgin mojito. she's diabetic. probably amped up on sugar. she's getting all crazy. >> it's not like she was gnawing on a stalk of sugar cane or something. >> is this sugar cane? >> paula deen drunk on diabetes. >> kim kardashian, she's pregnant. >> really? >> i cannot get over this image of her. >> here is the photo they are talking about. >> oh. >> why does she keep dressing like an idiot. >> she's so focused on dressing designer she's not dressing for her body. that's the problem.

>> i think she knows. >> she knows. she's armenian. >> it looks like she's wearing a white dress and a giant pterodactyl just came and pooped all over the front of it. >> how are you feeling? >> i feel great. >> it's only been three weeks since porn star ron jeremy underwent emergency life saving surgery after suffering an aneurysm near his heart. but good news, everyone. he's been cleared to bang chicks again. >> i want to play hide the bacon. >> you pervert. >> this is the first time we've seen him since he was released from the hospital. >> yep, he hit theater with the pimp who runs the whorehouse in nevada and this chick who is probably a whore. don't know. >> get to the sex part. >> you got it boss, you pervert. >> have you had sex since your release from the hospital?

>> yeah, get some. >> they said to me at the clinic if you can walk up two flights of stairs, you are able to have sex. so i walked up two flights of stairs and three additional stairs. >> it's easier when you have three legs. >> glad you are feeling better. what do you think sweetheart? you're a doll. >> hey, katie, how's everything going? >> we got katie holmes. in l.a. >> wow. >> she's at a private residence, a party for oscar stuff. >> this must have been an important party. she flew out here, went to that party, turned around six hours later and went back to new york. >> you're kidding. there are so many oscar parties. >> there are about 37 parties. for anything. they have the qvc red carpet style party. >> hilarious.

>> it's awesome. i went last year. >> how the hell -- i don't get invited to any of these things. >> i'm what you call a buzz kill. >> you are. you walk in and it's like everybody walks out. >> you look marvelous. >> coming up -- >> we got michael moore and he's with emad burnat. the palestinian director who got stopped at the airport. is it really that crazy what they did to this guy? >> if you google his name from the passport. >> you want national security relying on wikipedia, really?

>> next "tmz," lindsay lohan, porn, that's it. >> finally. >> calm down, she's not there yet. >> it's a porn spoof of lindsays movie the canyons which sounds like a porn.



>> "tmz" online and on your "tmz" online and on your phone 24/7. >> that was cool. we got michael moore. documentary film maker and he's with emad burnat. the palestinian director who is up for an award who got stopped at the airport because they didn't think a palestinian could win an ward. >> what do you think of emad getting treated bad at the airport. >> that's him in the car. i invited him here tonight to make up for what our government is did in our name. >> is it really that crazy what they did to this guy? >> no.

>> not at all! >> yes and i'll tell you why. >> he says i'm here for the academy awards and they are supposed to believe that. >> if you google his name from the passport, you look at all these pictures of that guy and you see all this stuff about an academy award. >> you want our national security relying on wikipedia. really? >> i'm so sorry, we're not all like that. >> welcome back to "tmz" south africa for your latest updates on safaris, surfs and accused murderers with no legs. >> oscar pistorius was just granted bail in south africa. >> oscar pistorius, double amputee olympic runner was arrested for killing his girlfriend reeva steenkamp in -- in when she was in the bathroom of hilts south african home and he claims he thought she was an intruder. >> would it be fair to say he doesn't have a leg to stand

on? >> that's terrible. because a million people have said it. >> this morning he scored a victory in the case as she was granted bail for $112,000. >> killing is like bargain prices in south africa. i don't know if you have to put up 10%, but that's less than a kia for killing somebody. >> by the way, south africa is a beautiful place. >> come for the scenery, stay because it's cheap to kill somebody. >> is there a small part of you that have believes him? >> not even a small part. >> his story makes sense. why didn't he stage it? >> do you think the first shot she made a sound? >> yes. >> ok. then why three more shots? >> because he couldn't determine what that sound was. >> it's a woman. >> how do you know? >> tootsie is back. >> oh no. >> oscar pistorius is free to head home until trial and his running coach plans on training him again to help clear his mind. let's hope the coach doesn't try to use oscar's bathroom during a training session.

that probably wouldn't end well. right, boss? >> coming up -->> we got diane cannon. >> we've got dyan cannon. what is your fondest memory of

>> hi, dyan. >> we've got diane can overpb. -- dyan cannon.

what is your fondest memory of jerry buss? >> she is a famous lakers fan. >> she goes he's a great man and he will be missed. he changed the face of basketball. he was a dear, dear friend. then we get this interesting tidbit of information. he gave me my two rings and i'll be forever grateful to him. >> she has championship rings. >> that is crazy. >> i don't think that is what she means. >> she thinks of the team as her team so they thinks of the rings they get as her rings. >> no, because they won 10 championships. >> i will take you for $10 she does not have a championship ring. >> i will take that bet. >> pay up, looking at the ring >> how do you know they didn't let her take a picture with it? i didn't say that. >> oh, my god! [all groaning] >>i am right. >> her championship ring says dyan in it. >> her championship ring says dyan in it. >> oh, nail in the coffin.