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day at practice today. dirk koetter held a few guys out today, but we anticipate fewer names on the injury report later this week. we know more about the status of doug martin, mccoy and ayers later this week. murphy practiced for the first time in nearly a year. he came back from acl surgery, and has been on the physically unable to perform list since the start of training camp. the bucs have 21 days before that gives him time to get up to speed. murphy says he feels good. he admits he actually thought about retiring. >> i'd be lying if i said anything about retiring. it was really tough. i came in. anybody who came off acl, it's really tough. it tested me mentally and there are a couple of days when me and dutchy were in there going back and forth. he told me to push through.
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12 conference wanted other than money, but expansion they did not. it seem like a drawn out and public way to determine that. the end result is usf stays put in the american athletic conference. in a statement the bulls ad said this. we're on a path towards greatness at usf reminding everyone in the bulls family why we're proud of whoe we are and how far we've come and what liebs here's bob on wian noek expansion. >> this was really not a decision not to expand. this muches an endorsement and reinvestment in the strength of the 10 that we have. >> did you get that guys? that was not -- they did not decide not to expand. all right. i'll be thinking about that for the next couple of hours. game three of the alcs.
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saunders lifts one deep. game at 1-1. same score in the fourth. mike napoli goes deep. indians back on top, 2-1. jays keep fighting, ryan goins fires it and that scores the tieing run in the fifth. the tribe fights back and they have been doing it all series long. jason kipnis keeping up with the theme of the night. and thafk, of course, home runs as indians in front ninth. oh, so close to going up 3-0 in the series with a chance to close out tomorrow night. usf qb quentin flouers is the acc ovengsive player of the woke. back to you. before we go, checkups are kind of an annual thing for most of us including your pets. >> even for swans, right? have you heard of this that's a
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tomorrow morning they're out on lake morton in lakeland to surround the swan. they use nets. veterinarians say the swans eat bread and whatever else that throws to them, and sometimes they can lead to weight problems and other health issues. they're special to the lake there, but they were donated by queen elizabeth in 1957. >> they are a huge thing in that city. by now they must know when they see those boats, i'm trying to get out of damage and can't. they get caught the news keeps going online on fox13news.com and on your phone. >> have a great night. >> have a great night. we'll see you tomorrow. closed captioning provided by u.s. captioning company hi. hola. let's see... you're back! they're back!
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mes is, since a lot of people think politics is a joke why not roll out parodies tonight. >> you want to take them into a show meeting. >> behind the scenes to see how the funny stuff comes together. >> why not. >> let's take them back to the one where you wrote the last ronned of skrits. >> nice. >> yeah. >> you did all this? >> yeah. it'll be enough. >> prut good. that's on tuesday. >> tuesday. we have that on wednesday. >> what about something different. chased by aliens? >> whose car is this? whose car is this? >> we're with fox 13. >> we've got to get out. there's a great big -- screaming -- >> well that was different. >> maybe too different. what about that thing from charley le df he mailed in. >> mow for something completely different. wrestling an iowa pig farmer in
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>> it is different. >> i'm sold on that one. other business. i'm all for it next week for the holidays. (crying) >> i'm off for the holiday. >> you're off for the holiday. you get the holidays off. >> i have to take the hol dae off. >> who is going to fill in for you in >> just find somebody to play me. >> wait. you're going to call like a ryan seacrest to find a wait a minute. is that what you've been working on! roll the clip. >> are you ready? [cheering] ? ? >> welcome to the money, power and politics casting call. where thousands of hopefuls audition to be the next craig patrick. >> we couldn't believe how many people wanted to try out and be craig. but it's not as easy as you think. >> how you? welcome to --
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but them he just blew it. >> charley leduff will be here. he's got some great -- he's got some great stuff. he doesn't. craig doesn't get excited in that respect. he keeps control the whole time. >> we've never seen an audition like that. >> no we haven't. >> then it got weird. >> singing -- welcome to money, power and politics. >> are we going to stop this? >> that was a med >> all my friends told me i did a good craig patrick. craig patrick told me i did a great craig patrick. i don't. >> he got mixed up with chip carter. >> no. way. are you serious. i'll tell you. that's awesome. yeah. no, way. that's awesome. good for you, man. that sounds so cool. >> scott smet did pretty well.
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>> scott smith screen test. >> he was a little too excited with the good to see you. >> what's the show called again? >> scott's pitch was great. his highs were high and lows were low. but he sounded more andy rooney. >> welcome to money, power and politics. i'm scott smith doing my best craig patrick. >> he's a modern maintained eyebrows. >> chris cato worked the word pivot in his audition but he sounded like craig patrick and goemer pile had a kid. >> my news director asked me if i could do money, power, politics every night. i said oh, my goodness yes. then i pivoted toward the exit and began crying. >> he was close. but he really, really needed a dark suit and a red tie. any shade of red to go with that
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>> i have another interview at 4:00. i have o-f-l after that. if you could help me with this. thank you, shawn, very much. >> now he's onto something with the pacing but we had to narrow it down to two finalists. >> test russell rhodes. >> that was it. i only have to make you laugh. >> russell mad my laugh but he needed a little help from the pace. i just a little bit. >> merissa, how is it going? any ideas for the show. >> oh. >> do you have any ideas for the show? i'm craig patrick. money, power & politics, go, go, go. >> he didn't get the hand gestures either. >> what is she talking about. did that make sense to anybody? >> then there was charley. >> i'm out of control i it will you.
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to be craig. i can host money, power & politics. craig, got it. give me another one. >> charley belcher chemistry test. >> welcome back to money money. i'm craig patrick. merissa maybe you'll be a judge. maybe i'll get you to be my cohost. maeb i'll pick a sports person and nobody will understand why. >> the right delivery. >> craig patrick here. i'm going to tell you something serious. we're going to have fun later on in the show.. i'm going to talk up here like this. now. this is important and it's politics and people might get upset. then we're going to have fup. now i'm going to say something funny but my face will look serious so you at home will be confused. we'll figure this out next. >> and he came really, really close to those hand gestures and would have won had he not bailed o ut in the end. >> kind of like this. make a point. >> grab a brow knee. >> or this. the double l's.
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down. >> the clan ton thumb. > no. finish your point. back to the hand slap. really, really grind it in and make that point. >> grind it in. that's what the poll said. >> yeah. i think you made your point. you give yourself a callous? >> i don't think i want to do this anymore. >> charley walks off in victory and darren leaves us with a sad farewell. >> it's rubbish. >> it was the labor day show. that's the thing. the labor day show. craig is the guy but this would have been my chance to fill in the viewers. they probably wouldn't have minded. i was convinced of it. well, i guess not. >> i thought i did. hey, how are you? it sounds like him. but apparently not. it's fun.
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>> coming up. football and politics collide with the first money, power & politics nfl draft. with the second pick, the philadelphia eagles select... donald trump.
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>> all right. welcome to the first annual
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big night tonight. >> big night. always the biggest night of the year. teems are looking for players to win championships! they are looking for the next andrew luck. but what we're finding from the white house is he may not be the gold standard! it's not fluk. >> what about it. is flacco that good. >> i think he was thinking about joe. we'll see. the rams are on the clock. let's go to director darren. >> commissne >> with the first pick in the money, power & politics draft, the los angelos rams select hillary clinton. [cheering] >> there you have it. see if you're in los angelos you have to go with a front runner trump or clinton. they chose clinton. >> not a surprise. bill clinton, her husband, won two national championships and swept california. a big win for him. >> look at this. president obama is all fired up
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[chanting] >> evils are on the clock. the next pick is in. >> with the second pick, the philadelphia eagles select... donald trump. [cheering] >> so the front runner is off the board. >> you talk about adversity. on and off the field he has dealt with it. he has shown he can win the primaries. >> calling audibles. yu never know what you're going to get. >> >> here are the chimes. next pick is in. >> with the third pick the san diego chargers select ted cruz. [cheering] >> a very interesting pick there for cruz. he's a very conservative play caller. doesn't mix it up a lot. how does that fit in the chargers scheme? >> if he plays well in the midwest it works well in the south to win the conference title. >> let's see what he has to say. >> i'm a big fan of eating
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>> i did not know that. >> i did not know that either. but he just inc.ed is first indorisment deal. >> with the fourth pick the cowboys select... chris christy. >> and there he is. in the gilligan shirt bumping bellies with the skipper. >> that's jerry jones. he knows what he likes. christy an end who knows how to blitz. >> you have numb nuts. your rear end is going to get thrown in jail idiot. sit down and cowboys won't need any more players. >> with christy maybe he can close the bridge. >> close the bridge. >> rim shot. thank you. next pick is in. >> with the fifth pick, the jacksonville jaguars select... charley krist. >> thank you all. >> didn't see that coming. >> he played quarterback. lives in florida and gus bradley says he's open to changes his
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>> i'm running as a republican. as an dependent. i'm comfortable as a democrat. >> with the sexth pick the baltimore ravens select... bill nelson. >> wow! wow! >> there you go. back to once again florida for if sixth overall pick. is bill nelson a reach? >> i've seen newsm play for alabama. gufrp nelson knows thousand run. >> i can tell you i'm >> i just felt like running. >> with the 7th pick, the san francisco 49ers feel the burn and pick ie bernie sanders. >> there it is. sanders very popular with the young fans and that part of the country. >> he can't shoot a basketball well. let's look at his work at the combine.
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one more shot. i think he could be a bit of a bust at least on the field. >> with the 8th pick, the cleveland browns select... boris yeltsin. ? ? >> there you go. that's kind of a random out there pick. >> not surprising giving the browns draft history in recent years. >> they are going to call i but i think he's got off the field concerns. he's known to drink and party too much. >> that's a big concern. the off the field concerns are very, very real. >> i think he's dead. next pick. >> with the ninth pick, the tampa bay buccaneers select... jeb bush. [cheering] ? ? >> merissa, i didn't see that one coming.
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who thinks that was a weird pick? yeah. that's what i thought. especially after somebody hacked his twitter page and posted this unflattering picture. it look as if he may have been smoking something. if you look at the game footage and compare it to his brother he looks pretty good! every child can learn. >> childrens do learn. >> that'll fear up the crowd. let's see how jeb brings this home. >> please clap. coming up. we'll convert the in this wild year in politics to a childrens book. >> he built a ka cocoon and
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honey nut cheerios get their delicious taste from honest ingredients. and real oats. ok that's still honey. ahhh, there we go. were back to honey again. who's directing this? that guy, figures.
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election, isn't it? trump could win in th and you say he's a c nomination. it could be a catastrophe for the republican party. >> donald trump is not going to be the nominee of this party. >> he's not going to be the nominee. >> donald trump is not going to be the republican nominee. >> donald trump is not going to get the nomination. >> donald trump is not a serious person. this is a carnival act. >> yeah. the republicans just did not see donald trump coming. >> remember jeb bush was the early favorite. >> but then he faded down the stretch.
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tortoise and the hear. >> the tortoise lost this time. >> it's time for trail tails. >> the joyful turtle. >> i'm the tortoise in the race. >> he called himself the joyous or the ris. but then he was taunted by the hear. >> say he's president. >> the turtle thought that hear was silly. but as the turtle's hope dim people started making fun of jeb's crowd as you know down the street? they are sleeping. >> so the joyful turtle went on a mission. he loaded his pockets with tiny treats for every good boy and girl he meets. >> this little tortoise and said slow and steady wins the race. >> he was very fond of turtles. >> they are from florida. >> as he kept fishing them
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jesus. my rows ri beads and three turtles. >> it made more people laugh. >> it's sad. >> but the joyful turtle knows how to story ends. >> slow and steady wins the race. >> then he remembered it's a childrens story and he's in a real life fight. >> donald trump is a jerk. >> calling an opponent a loser, whiner an liar. >> he is a whiner. >> he stopped calling himself a joyful tortoise. >> i'm a joyful warrior. >> and hopes it's not >> clap. >> that's just sad. coming up. a do nothing congress and coming up. a do nothing congress and commentary on the sad state of
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our congressmen need your help. >> there's no towel service. >> they once lived without fresh towel service for days. and we only pay them $174,000 for an entire year. >> it was >> try living after $174,000 a year while spending money like a member of congress. >> i live paycheck to paycheck like most americans. >> around half a millionaires maybe spend after taxes and savings and reinvesting the portfolios. >> by the time i feed my family i have maybe $400,000 left over! so goes life for a member of congress. ? ?
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? fly away... from here ? >> then we realize $174,000 a year isn't bad for what they really do. >> it's about trying to do what's right for the whole country. >> it's a great blessing congress has done next to nothing. >> it's krae u siness. >> that's bad this congress on number of bills passed but you need to pass legislation to streamline or shrink government or expand it. you have to pass something to get there and we're paying representatives good money to go nowhere. >> i just goot note saying i'm at the wrong hearing. >> we've seen them sit through hearings where u.s. officials and confuse those same u.s. officials for foreigners. >> i'm familiar with your
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>> help me. i can't stop spending. >> give me a break. >> when our politicians say give me a break. >> give many e a break. >> they may just want another break. >> give me a break. >> how is it going? ? ? >> this do nothing congress continues to bring up bills that are going nowhere. >> better to do nothing than what they want to do. >> give me a break. >>well, he got for. boehner got his break. >> he got his break staying all the way out the door. it's time for a break now for tonight and get them tomorrow. >> thanks for watching.
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