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>> ♪ >> cheers. >> you guys ready for quincy harris? make some noise for "the q." [cheers and applause] >> how y'all doing? i'm the host of the q. quincy harris. having a good time already. [cheers and applause] >> let's give it up for our producer, south philadelphia meredith. [cheers and applause] >> i like what you're doing with that color meredith. you're transitioning into.

>> fall. >> yeah. >> i'm trying even though it's going to be 85 and i have sleeve and i can't even lift they're so tight. >> but we're inside and we keep it cool. speaking of cool give it up to your deejay malc geez in the lundy law loft. [applause] >> this guy has almost a million followers, comedian tray kennedy is here. [cheers and applause] >> see you in a second but right now it's time to q-it up. [cheers and applause] >> all right, so, we have done a lot of dumb things as teenagers. this one teenager in england, she's left with a pink face after she put washable paint to the test . >> [laughter] her name is lea. she wrote see you in court

palmer's paint products. she painted her face with the washable poster paint to test if it would wash off because on the label it says it washes off skin easily t i don't know if this is -- we don't know, they say it may be a prank. she's just dumb. that's just dumb. and it does -- i wonder -- >> that's the picture of the paint and then the bottom right is after she tried to wash it off. >> and it looks the same. that's just dumb. what's some dumb things you've done? i'm trying to think. what did i do? we played this game when i was younger for points we had to jump off a building. we were 12, 13, like jump off the building and whoever gets 50 points you jump off the building. i jumped off the building and sprained my ankle. >> yeah, that was dumb. >> she beats me on this one. >> my youngest gavin likes to draw on himself with permanent markers and his clothes. his uniform school shorts have permanent walker on them.

thanks gavin. >> reporter: you can go to forman mills. that's a sponsors of the show. can we show the picture? this is a wake. firefighters had ting -- this is a weight. a firefighter had to -- a man stuck his peen us in in the hole of a weight plate. was it him? was he the guy? was it you, sir? i don't know. well, listen, while he was at the gym. time out. if i'm at the gym and i'm working out like how did you free yourself to -- [laughter] it took them like three hours. it took firefighters three hours to cut the equipment from him. and then -- come on, man. what are you doing? >> they were using power tools and everything. >> we still don't have an explanation of why he got stuck. >> i don't think he's ever going to the same y. >> yeah. >> that guy crawled under a rock somewhere and he's never

coming out. >> his girlfriend said he's never been stuck for three hours anywhere. [laughter] that's just weird . >> [laughter] >> people do weird things at the gym. i just want to know how you pull your pants down and then you -- like -- [laughter] >> maybe he took the weight into the bathroom. >> was he trying to make it. >> stronger. >> i don't know what -- yeah, yeah, somebody said yeah pumping iron. i don't know. you intoed a little -- never mind. the president of france he seems to be very concerned with his appearance. french president emmanuel macron spent $35,000 on makeup and beauty costs in his first three months in office. yeah, pays for a freelance makeup artist tv appearances and trips abroad. he's the youngest president in french history. he's 39 years old. his wife is 64 though. >> what. >> so, yeah, he likes them -- he like 'em -- yeah.

yeah. what was this game? well, she,s she like his teacher. >> maybe. his political mentor. >> come here tony. what did you say tony? talk into the mic. >> she was his teacher. i don't know if it was high school oral grade school but she was a teacher. >> yeah, and see i'm a smart man 'cause i -- man. >> you are so smart. >> but that's kind of freaky though t like you holler at your teacher and then you get her. let's give it up for tony, y'all. [applause] >> now he's going to hate you almost as much as he hates me. >> they have a love-hate relationship. >> there's no love. just hate. >> $35,000. move the camera back over. that's a lot of money, man, $35,000. >> he looks older than he is, too. he doesn't look 39. doesn't he look older than 39. >> that's a rough 39. >> that's why he needs all that makeup. >> yeah, but 35,000, i don't know. >> how much makeup does a guy

need? >> not much. >> really? like, i mean -- >> if you the president -- like he is the boss now. if you the presses you go -- pru got to come out there shining. >> maybe powder. >> this is the deal. his wife is 64. nothing wrong with 64 you're a woman we love 64-year-old women. some of my best friends are 64-year-old women. >> i know what's -- i see where you're going. >> his malc is 64. he's probably dating his makeup artist. >> that's any other where i was going. >> some money to her on the side. >> i thought you meant he was buying -- pretending it was for him but it's really for his wife. >> the makeup artist this is in my head, boom, she's the girl on the side. >> that would explain it. >> that makes more sense. >> that makes more sense. >> although the president before him spent about $10,000 or more just on his hair. >> hey,. >> those french presidents are

very concerned about their appearance. >> they coming -- they pimping, they coming in look -- you see how we come out here killing it. he's probably dating her, too. have you heard this story? one guy who robbed a gas station in indiana stole food drinks, cigarettes but he didn't steal gas and it's ironic because he got stranded on the side of the road because he ran out of gas. a state trooper picked him up. he was drunk, blood alcohol level over -- he looks drunk, come on, right? yeah, that's -- and he got -- can y'all stop committing crimes and getting tattoos on your neck? they're going to find you. really. it's just -- it doesn't make any sense. another thing that doesn't make sense kevin durant slams his former coach and teammates on twitter but did he mean to do it? here's what happened. so, on twitter user cole cashwell tweeted to kd and he said man i respect the hell out of you but give me one legitimate reason for leaving okc because he was at oklahoma

city. other than getting a championship. he said here's the strange thing about kd's response. it was in the third person. this is what he said. he said this is kevin durant tweeting from his own twitter account. he says he didn't like the organization or playing for billy donovan. his roster wasn't that good and it was just him and russ. so, why did so many people think kd didn't do this because they're thinking maybe kevin durant had a fake twitter page where he goes in and out of his twitter account and talks. this is my thing. this is what i think happened. kevin durant speaking from third person. i think he probably had somebody that runs his twitter account and forgot that they were on twitter, then on his twitter account. >> forgot they were on his twitter account and they said he and they said kd. that's what i think, too. i'm the one that said that and you stole it from me. >> no, we had like a whole conversation in the back. >> we did. >> round of applause if you have any fake twitter or instagram accounts that you

stalk people? >> well, that was the other thing that they thought. they said maybe he really has a ghost twitter. >> i know you got one. [laughter] >> darnell, i know you have one. no, but -- what were you saying. >> they were saying maybe he has a ghost twitter account but he forgot to log out of his own. >> no, no. >> that doesn't make sense or he just likes to speak in the third person and call himself kd. >> no, no. no, he doesn't. >> i don't think it's that either. if you're speaking in third person you're not going to say he, you're going to say your name. >> he has a lot of money. he just won a championship. he was mv. were. he doesn't have time to have ghost twitter accounts. he has a lot of women. he's single and he's playing basketball. so, yeah, i just think -- i honestly think he had somebody controlling his twitter account. >> right, somebody else was controlling it. >> next question, if you got fired from your job, here's something to help ease the pain. burger king is offering you a free whop he were. all you have to do is go on your linked in account and admit you got canned. they're calling it whopper severance. i'm cool, burger king.

no thank you, burger king. [laughter] >> i just don't -- no. like, just to get -- so do you -- >> well, if you like whoppers that much you will. >> do you pull up to the drive threw and show them your linked in account. somebody is going to do this. >> yes, people will definitely do this. why not? you just got fired. >> yeah, i don't know but -- >> who doesn't want something for free? >> drown your sorrows. >> in a burger? shout out to -- y'all can sponsors the show. i just wouldn't do it. >> you just hating on it because you don't eat burgers. if you eat burgers then you're going to do this. >> round of applause if you would do this. [applause] >> you look like you would do it. [laughter] >> he's like he's going to go home and do it now. he's like i'm going to do it. but listen here's a new study people are surprised by this new study. researchers conducted right here at the university of pennsylvania that found that -- they find bald men are sexier to women. [applause]

>> studies were asked to rate photos based on attractiveness confidence and dominance and they said bald men led across-the-board. malc, come on. give them a little bit. oh, yeah, malc. all right. [cheers and applause] >> talk to 'em. >> they said baldness was found to make women appear -- make men appear taller but they said it wasn't all good because they said men with shaved heads they look four i don't look four years older. do i look 36? no. yeah. [laughter] >> we'll be right back right here on "the q." don't go anywhere. [cheers and applause] >> up next on "the q" he's one of the most popular comedians on the internet. >> your mother's gone this weekend so in other words t-i've got 99 problems and your momma ain't one. >> comedian tray kennedy is here and will

>> ♪ [applause] >> our next guest has gained a huge following online with videos like dad trends. >> decide on your punishment. you can catch me outside . >> [laughter] >> catch me outside . >> [laughter] >> i'm kidding with you son. you thought i was about to come here and teach you a lesson. i'm still going to. pay attention, son. here comes that heat. >> ♪ catch me outside, how about that ♪ >> he now has almost 1 million followers on instagram. please welcome tray kennedy to the q. [cheers and applause] >> what's up. >> ♪ >> tray. >> ♪ >> now, i watched your videos

on instagram and super funny. where are you from. >> oklahoma city born and raised. >> were you mad when -- >> i don't want to bring it up. >> when durant left? we're fine now. >> we're -- it was okay. we're going to be okay. we got paul george now. >> who is that? [laughter] >> no, i'm kidding. >> come on, come on. yeah, that was -- okc wasn't happy about that. >> how did you start on the internet? it was the app vine back probably four years ago now, just living with friends in college and getting into i it. everything went viral and just kept going from there. >> man, that's kind of like amazing, right. >> yeah, i never would have expected any of this. >> what brings you to philadelphia? >> yeah, i'm actually here with mega bus stop com. we're doing a campaign going across the northeast just to different college towns and talking to people like yourself and hanging out, a media torso it's been fun riding the mega bus. >> that's cool. can i come with you.

>> come on. >> that's pretty cool. so, one of the things i see on instagram, you sing a lot and i know you have a singing career, right? >> working on it. >> break it down. >> yeah, so, that's what's been cool about the whole social media journey, just doing funny stuff and incorporating what i love to do and singing as well and entertaining people so i have some music already out and just about to start recording a new project here in the next month or so and we'll see what happens. >> see what happens. you got a million followers. if you get $10 -- a dollar from each one of them i'm going to be coming begging some money from you. seriously, ma and. [laughter] >> the one thing i see that you do, you got to give us a little bit, you talk about r and b singers like they do a little bit too much. can you give us a little bit. >> oh, man, like i lost my voice a little bit. the r and b singers too much. >> yeah. >> i'll sing a sneeze like

achoooo, stupid stuff. just trying to bring in some comedy into every day life. >> say if someone says -- asks you what time it is. >> yeah, ♪ 6:45 >> yeah, so basically -- who are some of the people that have followed you on social media that you're like kind of blown away by like man. >> yeah, that's what's been the coolest is how like your traditional celebrities follow me and support me and i'm blown away that they would take the time. jordin sparks is always on my page and i saw kyrie irving follow me. >> i saw amber rose. she likes a lot of your pictures. man, if i'm you,. >> quite a few. >> where can people catch you on the mega bus. >> we're here today, about to head to baltimore and then to d.c. so all the stuff we're making will be on my instagram and facebook. >> tray, thank you for coming to the studio.

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>> ♪ >> every day here on "the q," we post clips from the show on our facebook page so recently, you know, when facebook ads closed captioning to some of our segments the words don't exactly match up to what we say so we decided to create a segment about it called facebook follies.

>> ♪ [laughter] >> who made -- that was -- he's not here the that was bill. thank you for that. can we give it for bill heart? that was good. [applause] >> i didn't know. so our first facebook folly comes to us from yesterday's show. did you watch yesterday's show. [cheers and applause] >> so, here's how it sounded when i introduced our guest eric thomas. >> our next guest is known as ec the hip hop preacher. he has over 500,000 followers and instagram. please welcome et, the hip hop preacher to "the q." this is. >> different color jacket. i knew what you were thinking. 'cause i was thinking the same thing, like that's not the same jacket. >> yeah, i know, right. >> yesterday was a full suit. today -- >> that doesn't matter. you can put a jacket on with a suit -- we'll get back to that. this is linen and that one -- it's not the same suit. i would say it. so, i would say please welcome eric thomas aka et the hip hop

preacher to the q. it wasn't that easy for our facebook -- check out what they put. >> he has over 500,000 followers on instagram please welcome aka et the hip-hop preacher to the q. i don't even understand who was -- why would i say that facebook? i know i may talk like p o. pooty tang. our next folly came from an interview with pauley shore. >> that was quick. in that clip pauley said let's do this, it's like the bio dome, bro'. it wasn't that easy for our facebook caption generator. check out what they came up. >> let's do this like the bio dome bro'. >> let's do this like to buy a

gun, yes. >> i don't even know why they would say that and listen, so facebook captions are very different from our closed captions so shout out to the people that do the closed captions here on the show. we love you. i know you're here at home typing this right now. we love you. this is for the facebook people. all right. so -- >> wait. >> pauley shore talks, you can't understand what he's saying to begin with. >> well, he's high all the time. he was definitely high when he came here to the q. he was -- >> he was -- he was something. >> let's play another game real quick. guess what drug paully shore was on. [laughter] what do you think? i say marijuana. you say. >> no. >> somebody said no. we'll be right back right here on "the q." don't go anywhere. >> ♪

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