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how ya'll doing? i'm the host of "the q" quincy harris. >> yay! >> let's give it up for our producer south philadelphia meredith. [ cheers and applause ] and our musical director in the lundy law loft, we love lundy law, dj malc geez. [ cheers and applause ] >> we are so happy -- comedian chuck nice is here. chuck nice. [ cheers and applause ] >> we see him everywhere. how chuck, how do you go. >> you doing good. >> i'm doing great, man. thanks for having me quincy. >> man i'm excited. let's give it up for chuck nice one more time. [ cheers and applause ] right now, it's time to q-it up. >> yay! monty g is here. so this is kind of nasty but i kind of understand colorado

neighborhood is the look out for a jogger who keeps pooping. >> eww. >> in the front of people's homes. they nicknamed her the mad pooper because it's happened several times now. she's even come prepared with napkins and she leaves behind with the poop. this is her. i don't know if you can see her. one woman even confronted her while she was in the act. she said sorry, but still come back and she's done it again. the runner could face charges if she's caught. you probably can't catch her -- i understand. [ laughter ] >> meredith, you have a little additional information to the story. she's pooping in front of people' houses what's across the street. >> right across the street from the house is a public bathroom. >> it's like a park with bathroom. there's port o potties, a gas station down the street. she has options. >> yeah. >> but yet -- she's done it several times. not just once. the first people who saw her in the act -- >> yeah. >> children. >> no. >> the thing -- cull on, man.

so ya'll never -- you're saying come on. you never went for a run and had to go to the bathroom sometimes? >> no. [ laughter ] >> so i'm, b. >> if i did i could go back ho home. >> i'm not going to say, oh, man, this is horrible. it's happened before. because i go run sometimes and sometimes you have to run on an empty stomach. and she's not doing -- i shall probably -- obviously she comes prepared that's the worse part and going to the same -- if you know something like that happens -happens, stay home andn the treadmill. >> yes. >> it's a different thing. when the wind hits you when you're outside -- >> get fan. >> she has to just let -- >> get a fan. keep the fan in front of your treadmill. listen, what do you feel about this. three-day rule. you have three day rule waiting to have sex could be a thing of the past. new poll shows a person will wait until date eight in an ideal world before taking things to the bedroom. men feel sex is appropriate after date five.

round of applause men out here date five? is that cool? >> second date. >> somebody said second date. [ laughter ] >> somebody said second date. >> 31 days. one woman -- women would rather wait until date nine. >> yes. >> yes. >> date nine? >> it's not just bedroom average couple doesn't kiss until the second date. let's talk about this real qui quick. >> let's talk about this. >> malc let's talk about this. >> i kind of agree with that, because -- nine dates. >> you got to know the person, man. [ applause ] >> you have to. if you jump in it fast, then relationship is not going to last. it's not. >> wow. >> it's not. >> unless you're not looking for relationship. >> exactly. >> i don't think a lot of guys are looking -- i don't think guys are waiting for nine dates. i don't think women -- round of applause you waited nine dates to do -- i think after second or third date you kind of know, ut-oh, i may do something with this person. >> i'm the hee than here. i'm the hee than. >> it depends what you're looking for. if you're looking for that one

night stand, then you'll good after that one night stand but if you want a long-term relationship you're not to give it up on the first or second night you want them to like you for you not nor that. >> what's the longest you've wait idea i'll ask somebody. have you waited a long time? >> hold on. >> you're asking personal questions that people don't want to answer. >> yes. watch this. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> i'm watching. stand up ma'am how you doing. >> what's your name. >> pat. let's give it up for pat. [ applause ] >> pat, pat, pat. >> what's the longest you've waited? >> like a month. >> one month. >> yes. >> that's all. ? yes. >> 30 days. how many dates is 30 days. >> twice out of 30 days. >> two dates. after the second date you were like -- it depends -- really it depends it comes from your are a. you just don't jump into a person into a relationship you got to get to know that person and he got to get to know you. once you get to know each other and you've been relationship for long period of time then it's up to you whether or not you going to go ahead and get intimate with that person. >> you got intimate after second

date. >> not really. i made him wait. my fiance' i'm with for 12 years i made him wait a month. >> 30 days. all right. she kind of confused me. i don't know if ya'll got confused. >> you can tell if you're saying date or days. pronounce your t. >> nine dates. not nine days. >> nine dates is a long time. you don't go on nine dates in a relationship. i mean in a month. so nine dates that's like nine weeks. >> if you went on two week, what's that? >> two a week. after the third week, come on, man. what are we doing. [ laughter ] >> yay! >> we're grown here. >> yay! >> never mine. >> i don't know. listen, while would anyone flush money down the toilet? that's what swiss authorities are trying to find out. tens of thousands of you're rows were flushed down the toilet of a bank in several restaurants. i know you don't like how i say toilet. toilet. toil will he. 500 euro bills were cut up and

stuffed in the toilet in and officials crunched criminal investigation. this is my one reason. maybe they were like drug dealers or something and somebody was coming in and they cut the money up and put the money in the -- in the toilet. >> in the toilet. >> don't you usually put drug in the toilet. not the money. >> maybe somebody was coming in on a raid and she stuffed the money. i don't know why you would stuff money down a toilet or toilet much i don't know. >> i don't know either. i think it's just stupid. why would you want to -- >> how many people post pictures while on vacation. round of applause. [ applause ] >> you post pictures? well, they're saying you need to stop. because new survey shows it's ruining your time people say spending about nine hours on social media doing week long vacations you'll get lost on your phone posting and monitoring reactions to the posts that you do. you need to stay off social media. >> i can see that. >> yeah. seriously the next the -- here's -- we went on a family

vacation this was like last christmas. a week is a long time with these people. it is. so you kind of like -- >> no distraction. you're not going to work so like an hour is like a long time. so you go on instagram. oh, this is what's going on. you take picture. oh people responded. because you're not doing your daily activities so i feel like you will be on social media ale bit more. >> enjoy your vacation. you post on social media when you're on vacation. >> yeah. i usually do. >> malc does. you were on the beach. you were on the beach with your family. >> yeah. all the time. >> how many pictures did it take for that perfect picture. >> yeah, it was like nine. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> it's that the problem. that becomes your job while you're on vacation like the perfect pose. >> i'm going to take pictures any way. so i'm going to try to get the perfect picture whether i'm posting it on social media or not. my kids hate me. they call me the picture nazi. they hate me when we're out. if it's wrong i'm going to want to take it again. >> yeah. >> i don't want it bad lighting or i don't want someone's eyes

closed. >> she's the picture keeper. >> you want the perfect picture. >> not really. >> now i like posting on social media because my memory is horrible. so then this way i look back like two years and i'm like, oh, remember we went to the beach this day. it jogs my memory. >> you need to put the phone down and start living your life with your family, man. [ applause ] >> next vacation -- >> i think you can do both. there's 24 hours in day. if i'm only spending half hour on my phone to post something -- >> that's a long time. listen you need to spend -- >> it's not half hour all at once. >> you ned to spend your time with your familiarly. >> i spend enough time with those kids. [ laughter ] >> oh, man. kids, i tried. dad in ohio took disciplining his daughter a little too far. they had to call police so a father says said his daughter was acting up at home in school this is what he did. he put on a clown mask and chased her. six-year-old girl first jumped into a stranger's car and then

ran into a neighbor's apartment. police were called and her dad was arrested. >> wow! >> you can do that to your kids. >> no. >> i can see if it was your son. but don't scare your daughter, man. >> neither. >> don't scare the little girl. >> why could you scare your son. >> because he's a son. >> he's only six. >> he's a son. he's going to grow up to be man. a girl you don't want -- she'll start messing with guys that put on clown masks. >> this is an issue much this is something she's always going to remember. kids always remember the bad things that you say did to them. >> at six years old you remember being six. that's the one thing about my son. he's six and i got to be good because everything i do now he'll remember. >> bits and pieces he'll remember. like something like this he'll remember. >> i remember my dad's black leather belt. it was this thick. >> that's what oy mean. you remember the bad things. >> you going to remember this mask. >> yes. >> i'm excited. gender reveal parties are all everyone is doing right now. you guys know about gender reveal party, right.

[ applause ] >> people finding unique ways to let the world know if they're having a boy or girl. recently, chandra hicks reached out to us and asked if she can, f we can help her with her gender reveal of her future grandchild. so i'm excited. let's bring up chandra and her daughter christina right now. where are it guys? oh, my gosh. [ applause ] >> oh, my gosh. oh, my gosh. how ya'll doing. >> all right. >> come over here. come over here. all right. we need that? okay. all right. >> they have mikes on. >> listen, okay. shondra -- she doesn't have one. give me the mike. give it to me. [ laughter ] >> okay. how ya'll doing. >> all right. >> all right. so you're having something. you don't know what you're having. when are you due. >> february 2nd. >> all right. let's give it up for her. [ applause ] >> is this your first child. >> yes. >> okay. mom, are you nervous? >> no. this is my 11th grandchild. >> okay, okay. go ahead. >> this is what you do. [ laughter ] >> what would you like her to have? a girl. >> what do you want to have? just a healthy baby.

>> just a healthy, of course -- [ applause ] >> we want you to have healthy baby much this is what we wanted to. we're going to go out to our intern veronica she's outside and we're going to do a gender reveal. okay. hey vern how doing. >> i'm good out here. how is it going. >> don't do it get. we're going to pop this balloon and find out. what do ya'll think it is. >> round of applause you think it's a boy. [ applause ] >> round of applause you think it's a girl? [ applause ] > okay. so we'll going to countdown three, two, one. okay. then you'll pop the balloon. okay veronica. i got it. >> wait, wait. >> hold on. you telling me to wait. somebody taking pictures. who is this lady telling me to wait. it's going to be on tv. >> calm down. >> okay. veronica, are you ready. >> i'm ready. >> three, two, one pop it! >> it's a girl! >> it's a girl. >> it's a girl! >> we'll be back much it's a girl! >> it's a girl! >> oh, my gosh.

[ applause ] >> malc listen we shall name the baby quinetaa. quincy. are you happy. >> stop. >> she's crying. aww. [ applause ] >> oh, my gosh. oh, my gosh. >> we'll be back on "the q". we bring babies into the world, too. yay! [ applause ] ♪ up next you seen him on shows across the country and he's right from philly. >> crack he had comes up to my window. and he's got a tire. you need a tire, you need tire, man. get away from me man. the light turns green. i tried to pull off it was my bleep tire. comedian chuck nice is he

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she's having a girl. i'm so excited for you. oh, my gosh. we're having a girl here. we make babies here on "the q". our next guest -- [ laughter ] >> is a philadelphia may tiff you have seen across the count country. he's been everywhere. tv, comedy clubs and this friday he'll be at philly com dough club. >> never been to north philadelphia, you shall go. [ laughter ] >> it's kind of like beirut in the spring. [ laughter ] >> please welcome chuck nice to the "q". [ applause ] >> ♪ >> how you doing? >> what's up? >> hey, hey, hey. >> how ya'll doing. >> how you doing? >> what's up chuck. >> oman it's good to be here. ya'll got babies. >> yes. >> happening. >> yes. >> that is wonderful i saw she was crying. >> yes. >> she found out it was a girl. the whole thing was beautiful.

>> yes. >> reminded me so i got a daughter my first born is a girl but i'm a man. >> yeah. >> when he one my wife said she was pregnant i was like, my son. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> my son we shall have a son. [ laughter ] >> then -- and then it was girl. [ laughter ] >> you're happy with her. >> i was happy. but i was confused because they gave me the baby, the moment she was born aren't i was like ya'll forgot the penis. [ laughter ] >> yeah. she's okay now. >> she's the best. eye one of the loves of my life. one of the loves of my life i got a second daughter she's four. and my oldest is 17. and then i have a son in between who is 11. >> man. >> so my kids are all spaced out like and when i go to the park people look at me like so which one is yours? [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> because they -- i got an adult an baby and they like oh that's your nanny.

i'm like, no. >> at least you can watch them. the oldest can watch -- she doesn't. >> she left home because of th that. >> oh. [ laughter ] >> you're from philly. were part of philly you from. >> i grew up in mt. airy. >> nice. [ applause ] >> up town. but full disclose shower i was born in west philly. [ applause ] >> i tell people all the time in west philadelphia i was born and raised, yeah. i didn't play on playgrounds because i couldn't fight. [ laughter ] >> you've been on tv. do you have any like favorite comedians? >> um, actually yes, i do. right now my favorite comedian is kevin hart because he's just -- [ applause ] >> yay! >> i just say that because the brother going through a hard time right now. [ laughter ] >> i love -- i got to tell you chris rock of course is hilarious to me but my favorite is dave chappelle just

because -- [ applause ] >> nobody has a delivery like dave chappelle. hey, man. [ laughter ] >> the other day i was hanging out. [ laughter ] >> i saw a baby selling weed. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> i just love his delivery, man. he's so funny. >> speak of kids because you have three of them what's the hardest thing about fatherhood for you. >> i'll be very honest and this not joke. i will say and i say it to every man who is thinking of having children or having children, single greatest privilege and pleasure in my life is being a father. there is nothing -- [ applause ] >> i agree with that, yes. >> seriously. there's nothing more important and nothing more, um, phil filling in my life than being a father and i will say with that in mind, the hardest thing is probably preparing legal counsel for the day that you going to

kill one of these mother -- [ laughter ] >> it's tough. >> it is tough. it is tough. >> nah but the hardest part is setting an example. >> yeah. >> because you know i -- i don't want to be the father. do what i say not what i do. >> yeah. >> and so the hardest part is setting example. the second hardest part is, um, having to apologize when you do something wrong in front of your kids. >> yeah. >> which is what i do. i do not -- i do not look at myself like, i let them know. i'm human. and i'm sorry. what i did was inappropriate and please forgive me. and this is a behavior that is not something i want you to mimic and that's why i'm letting you know know that i'm wrong and i'd like to change that and, you know, i think it makes difference. [ applause ] >> this friday -- >> yes. >> you're at the philly comedy club. >> it's call the philly com dough club brand new club here in philadelphia. >> yup. >> right next to cuba lib before

he. i think it's 16 south second street. >> the show starts at 7:30. um, i'm headlining. i feel terrible because i'm not sure who else is on the show. >> guess what, they'll come to the show and fine out. >> right. >> they need to come see you. >> by the way, that's right. that's -- chris rock and dave chappelle will also be on the show. >> wow! >> nah! >> no. >> no. no. >> you'll be -- clearly that was joke. what's wrong with you people? [ laughter ] >> chuck nice will be there. this friday thank you for coming to the "q". >> please come back any time. >> my pleasure. >> seriously, man. we'll be right back here on "the q". man. having

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