♪ is the case when i'm out ♪ on a quiet spree-- >> you wanna hold it down? there's somebody sleepin' back there. >> ( all laugh ) >> ♪ fighting vainly ♪ the old ennui ♪ and i suddenly turn and see ♪ your fabulous face >> ♪ dance with me ♪ i want my arms around you ♪ that charm's about you ♪ will carry me >> everybody wanted to do the dean martin variety show. so when i got an opportunity to do it and to meet him, i was excited and nervous, and i wasn't sure what to expect. during the course of the rehearsal, i was doing a back flip off of one of the dancers, and i landed on my foot

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chairs. >> pollsters and pundents generally agree that the republicans will retake control of the house of representatives. people want lower taxes and small government. the principle reason why republican president, george bush, lost the house and the senate in his midterm. second term elections in 2006. gw spent too much money. barack obama has done the same, many believe. the current house lineup, democrats 2, 5, 6. republicans 1, 7, 9. for control 2, 1, 8. assuming republicans gain control of the house, john boehner, minority leader becomes speaker of the u.s. house of representatives. republicans will gain house of representatives. all congressional committees in the u.s. congress practically all of the action takes place on the committee level. and chairmanships are the key to the committee action. assuming all goes ed towns of new york.

as chairman, isa will be able to hold investigation and issue subpoenas to the white house and its staff. cabinet officials and heads of government agencies to testify requested. >> question, as a group, how powerful and how tough are these republican chairman? eleanor clift. >> well, there are some like fred upton, who is going to take over is a moderate

republican and i don't think democrats would have any great issue with him. they would probably applaud his chairmanship. darryl isa is primed to make obama's life miserable. i mean he will investigate everything that can be found whether it's there or not and he will be reminiscent of chairman dan burton during the clinton years. he is a disaster for the democrats and probably for the republicans, too. i think paul ryan is a smart guy. he has some budget plans that no republicans will sign on to because they are too extreme. but if he is serious and you have a serious partner in the white house, i mean perhaps there's some opportunity for common ground there. it's not an unmitigated disaster. >> i think a lot of incoming republicans will be happy to sign on to paul ryan's budget plans. paul ryan is the most creative conservative thinker that the republicans have. he is young. he is energetic and as chairman of the budget committee, he will be gang buster because he

will go line by line through the obama budget. the congress refused to pass the budget. they left town without a budget or an appropriations bill or a tax bill. >> continuing resolution? >> they did a continuing resolution, yeah. the other very important chairmanship that you left out is homeland security in the house and that will be taken over if the gop wins by peter king who is outstanding on the islamic terrorist threat and other national security issues. >> you calling the chairman universally tough? >> i don't know all of them, but i would say in the positions that matter. homeland security, budget, appropriations, yes, they are tough. >> paul ryan is a very important one and he does have a deadly serious program for cutting that budget. but he only has because you are talking about serious, serious cuts. you get right down to doing that, it's not like you spent too much. you get down to the details and you'll have blood all over the floor and a lot of republicans will recoil and the tea party republicans will support him

and that's where the war is coming. >> that big massive tea party majority. >> they influence everybody, though. >> you talk like there is going to be hysteria. >> there's going to be a war. >> give me a break. >> with a budget like that? >> why would they want to ruin the situation? he has subpoena power. >> john, you're talking -- >> obama's government, except for the house. >> the deficit is 10% of the entire economy. >> yeah, you're going to have republicans elected on let's slash the deficit. and then they are going to get up there and they are going to look at what that means if you do that and as you pointed out, republicans don't sign on to what paul ryan is doing. essentially wants to privatize medicare and probably social security as well. you can't do that without having -- paying a huge political price and the republicans won't want to pay that price. >> look where the big money is. medicare, medicaid, social security. and it doesn't get much less

popular from there. the fact is, a great way to make enemies. if all they have is darryl isa, they are giving out subpoenas, it's going to look like the party of no is becoming the party of destruction. >> what do you think of isa as a national candidate? >> i like darryl isa personally. >> do you think he has national potential? >> the talking car alarm, that's his voice, by the way? >> what was your question again? >> what are you talking about? >> stand away from the car. that's his voice. most famous voice in america. >> is this a serious question. what do you think about his performance and integrity? >> he's a man of integrity as far as i can tell. however -- if you want to send out subpoenas, you can do a lot of damage. [ inaudible ] >> what are the republicans is

he's not a national figure and you can't put him on the ticket because you aren't going to carry california and that's where he's from. >> and clarence's point, i don't know if they will take over one or two houses yet. but the american people are saying we want the gop to be the party of stop. it's the bulk of the american people. it's the independents that are on. >> independents are part of the status quo. they don't necessarily want you to stop a popular program. >> the liberals have over reached the american people are saying stop. > correct. >> at some point, stuff is not enough. at some point they're going to have to say what their agenda is. it will be exposed as a big lie because they aren't going to cut the deficit anymore than the democrats. >> what are the democrats going to run on? >> the rich in trouble is the

war budget and the defense budget. that's where you'll get a coalition of people that say stop the spending for these two wars. do we need all these? >> you think gates is experiencing that enlightenment? he wants to cut the size of the military. >> the commander in europe says we have too many bases over here. exit question, after november will there be a friendly merger between the incoming gop freshman, he thinks it's going to be hysteria. or will it be a hostile takeover? pat buchanan. >> there's going to be a friendly civil war inside the republican caucus. >> i don't know how you can have a friendly civil war. i call it a -- i think it will be a shotgun marriage. i will add that the antiwar party that pat was just talking about is not going to be enough to cut off funding for either war. >> defense budget has grown a

lot slower and less relative to social spending in the united states, but to answer your question, i think that the incoming gop freshman, a lot of them are going to have that tea party influence. a lot of the people signed on to the pledge are new names, but i think you will have the old gop establishment trying to throw the brakes on it and much to their shame. >> what is your intuition? what are you going to put in your chicago column? >> i do write a column, john. and a blog as well. i welcome you to it. >> i think you have a column on this subject. >> i forgot what the original question was. >> are the incoming democrats going to have a friendly takeover? >> gop, i see more peace between democrats than republicans. i don't think it's going to be a smooth merger at all because you have a strong group of tea party folks who are going to want to flex their elbows and they always do that in t issue three, democrats

dream ticket in 2012? rumors are put forth that the secretary of state, hillary clinton, might replace vice president joe biden on a 2012 obama, clinton demot does hilla about that rumor? >> i have absolutely no interest and no reason for doing anything other than just dismissing these stories and moving on. because we have no time. we have so much to do and i think both of us are very happy doing what we're doing. >> what's the likelihood of the takeover? >> they pretty much said it this week. if she wants to be president, she would be better staying secretary of state because she doesn't have to own the whole obama agenda and she has a good shot at being named the replacement for gates at the defense department when he steps down sometime next year. >> how can the democrats be

certain about maintaining the presidency? >> they have to invigorate the ticket, john. she brings what? she brings women? >> she brings white folks. she brings the folks in pennsylvania and ohio and west virginia, kentucky that voted against obama. but here's the thing. it is too ideal not to be on the table if obama is in trouble. >> there is zero chance this is going to happen for two reasons. one, no president likes to admit they made a huge mistake in selecting a vice president, but number two, hillary clinton is not going for second banana again. she was second banana under her husband and under barack obama. she's not doing it again. she's going for top job or bust in 2012. >> she'll will young enough to do it. what is she? 60? >> she's 64. >> she could do it. >> you were thinking 2016. i'm saying she is going to run

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