show? >> i play washington journalist. craig: right there, that is a stretch. i've met washington journalists and they are hideous. >> you know, she is a smart cookie. her moral compass is a little questionable. craig: that is washington. >> that is not so easy for me to play. craig: really? [laughter] really? you a dodgy moral compass? >> no. craig: what is your kryptonite? what is the thing that throws your moral compass off? cheesy snacks? >> chocolate. speaking of which, i brought you cookies. i brought you cookies that are upstairs waiting. fresh baked cookies for your last day in the studio. [aw] >> yeah, right? i'm italian. i couldn't help it. craig: they are actually cookies we're talking about. it is not code or anything? [laughter] i brought you cookies. >> they are just plain old delicious cookies. craig: well, that is great. if there is something i am looking forward to. >> we started going down the

moral compass road. it made me nervous. craig: do you do a lot of baking? did you bake these cookies? >> i didn't bake these cookies. craig: do you do a lot of marijuana? >> you're just going straight for the -- i was raised in northern california. there was a period in my young life that i was more inclined that way but not anymore. craig: did you go to san francisco a lot? that is northernish. >> i lived in big sur. i lived in paradise, california. craig: it looks like scotland. it really does except people have big, shiny teeth. >> that's true. craig: that's how you know the difference. i'm in scotland. no you're not! [laughter] >> karen hines and i were -- karen hines is amazing. craig: the irish actor? he's fantastic. did you ever see him play julius

seasar? >> yes. i saw "roam." craig: he is crazy this guy. i would not have him out here. >> he plays the ex president in this. he said i have irish teeth more than american teeth. we were having a whole teeth discussion. craig: you do? >> no, he does. craig: your teeth are irish. >> i am part irish but my teeth are more -- craig: californian. it is a difficult -- it is a different type of character you'd be asked the play. if your teeth were not nice, they would ask you to play lady by the guillotine or something. >> i don't want to play that. craig: you don't want to play lady by the guillotine. no, you want to wear the gold shoes and the green dress and go mm-hmm. you should. you're beautiful. >> i would get some craggily teeth for something but not lady by the guillotine. craig: we used to do some sketches where i played prince charles. i got some teeth.

>> it makes you talk totally different. craig: yes, i talk like that all the time. i suddenly started talking like this. amazing. well, there you are. that is nice. what else have you been up to apart from "political animals"? >> i was stuck in a hailstorm just last week in new york. who knew that in 97-degree weather it hails? craig: it is the mayan apocalypse. >> oh, yeah, the world is ending. that is why. craig: i don't think that is true, though. >> well, no, because also 2012, wasn't that in their calendar. craig: the mayans themselves said we didn't say this. why are you saying this? we're like shut up, mayans. we know better than you. >> people want something to be afraid of. makes life exciting. craig: what are you afraid of? bananas? >> no, i have no fear of bananas. craig: any fear of any fruit or vegetables? >> no, i'm pretty good with my fruits and vegetables. craig: spiders?

>> spiders don't frighten me that much. cockroaches. i don't like cockroaches. they move really fast. i'm not a fan of cockroaches. craig: jockeys are the same. >> they do move really -- craig: they move very fast and you don't know what way they are going to go. >> that is true. i never thought about that. craig: if i'm in a room and there is a jockey and a cockroach in that room, i'm like aahhh! so there. did you go on vacation this year yet? >> i did go on vacation as a matter of fact. i went to a very fancy place. st. bart where i have never been. craig: oh, yes, that is in the caribbean. i've never been there. >> someone warned me it will be the scariest landing of your life. i'm not afraid of flying at all. i've been flying since i was a kid. i was like, oh, i'll be fine. cut to the scariest landing of my entire life. craig: really? >> literally, it is like we

scaled the highway. i'm not kidding. went straight up and then you nosedive. craig: that's like i'm flying the plane. >> and you land at the water. you're lucky if you don't go in the water. i said has anybody gone in the water? they said oh, yeah. many planes have gone in the water. craig: why didn't you go somewhere else? the vegas airport is huge. you can see for miles. >> i can't believe no one had told me that before. craig: did you have a nice time when you were there? >> did. it ended up being worth it. the first day it was shell shocked like this better be worth it. i just risked my life. craig: did you get a bra made out of a coconut shell? >> no! why didn't i do that? craig: you're a sexy woman. this is the time in your life you should get a -- >> bra made out of a coconut shell. craig: and piece of string. use it while you have got it, baby. >> i'll think about that the next time. craig: i think about that all the time. when you walked out here, i was

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today, our commitment to the gulf, and to america, has never been stronger. [applause] >> like they want it to be. craig: right. welcome back, everybody. i've never met this woman before in my life. >> i just showed up. i snuck in. craig: in a coconut bra, no less. listen. you were saying you all but moved to new york? you're there a lot of the time? >> yeah. which has really been kind of crazy. i have never -- since i was 14, i've always had a home in l.a. and i've always gone back and to the.

-- forth. this is the first time i'm officially a new yorker. i'm visiting l.a. to see you. craig: that's nice. do you enjoy the smell of the pee-pee there? >> there are a lot of smells there. you have to get used to it. especially in the summer. oh, yeah. craig: whoa! >> no, it is definitely -- craig: you know the old smells particular. it means each smell that you smell, for example, if you smell something unpleasant, that means there are molecules of that whatever that substance is, are going in your nose. that's how it is detected. >> that is disgusting! that is information i so don't want to have. craig: you got it now. you can't unthink it. >> that is right. every time i smell some nasty smell i'm going to think about that. craig: it is going inside your nose forming its own little thing. [laughter] so when you smell like something -- >> i have a small nose. maybe not much can get in.

craig: oh, enough. [laughter] >> true that. well put. craig: oh, true that. word. you're absolutely right. is that what we're doing? true that? ok. that's about all i got. >> me too. it is hard to go on from there. craig: i like your -- well, i guess we should call it bling. here. >> my bracelet? craig: i like it. it is like little balls on your wrist. [laughter] >> there is a first for everything. craig: oh, sure! [laughter] i love it when you're here. well, we're done. >> have we hit our peak? craig: oh, no, no, no. >> i just keep asking for it. craig: yes, you do. [laughter] craig: do you want an awkward pause or a mouth organ or a cash

prize? >> oh, cash prize. craig: really? >> yeah. i haven't done that. craig: what time is it, shadoe stevens? >> it is time for the big cash prize! [applause] craig: 50 american dollars. i haven't done this in a while. >> no, i haven't done this for a while. you have to remind me. i've done the others. craig: you can either answer a question or guess what's in my box. i imagine a box in my head. i don't know what's in it. only geoff knows what's in it. you try and guess. if you're right, geoff will tell us. if you're wrong, you have to take all your clothes off. [laughter] >> thank god i have my coconut bra. craig: coconuts count as clothes. >> i don't want to answer a question because i'll definitely not be able to. craig: i think you'd do very good. >> this is what i'm afraid of. if i am asked a question on the spot.

maybe i should do it. let me confront my fears. here it goes. craig: are you ready? >> not really. craig: iceland is in the north atlantic. its capital city is reykjavik. in a recent survey, what percentage of men say wouldn't mind being stupid if they could have the perfect body? is it c? 19%? [laughter] >> i think it is c! [applause] craig: that's correct! 50 american dollars! we'll be right back! [ female announcer ] did you know the average person smiles

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♪ what did we learn on the show tonight, craig? ♪ [meow] [laughter] craig: please state your name and what you do at the show. after three, one, two, three. [everybody talking at once] [applause] craig: these people here -- these people here, we all work on the show together. these people here are like family to me, which means i ignore them when they ask me for money. [laughter] but we have been working together for -- and you know, you know what this is like?

is if cbs had been told to put together the cover for the "sergeant pepper's" album. [applause] now they think i've asked them to come out for one last little bit in the old studio and i have. take a good look. we have digital technology. many of you will be able to freeze frame and find your favorite personality who works on the show and look at them. more importantly, it is a deal i made with the i.r.s. all of these people are about to get audited. [laughter] all right. i'm going to stay quiet. you tell me which ones are looking at my ass. [laughter] all of them! we'll see you when we come back, everybody. good night. good night. [applause]

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this is nine news now. >> new tonight at 11, we have the dramatic video of police shooting and killing a man outside the empire state building. >> jeffrey johnson is the man accused of killing a former coworker before the cops shot him. what you're about to see is graphic. this is surveillance video just out. keep your eyes on the man wearing the suit walking up the

sidewalk. there he is. police run up from behind him. people scatter and the suspect turns towards the officers and they open fire and he goes down. check out this video taken by a passer by a few seconds later. in it you can see two police officers standing there, guns aimed at jeffrey johnson. he's lying on the sidewalk on his back and more people are lying on the ground nearby. police say the violent attack began when the former apparel designer shot and killed a coworker this morning and shot and killed by the police when he pulled his weapon on them. nine bystanders were hit and likely hit by police officer's stray gunfire. >> i heard the gunshots and we looked towards the left and saw three people fall, three or four people fall. like i said, the whole entire crosswalk emptied and people were running and really didn't realize people, if it was an

actual gunshot or what. >> all of a sudden there's cops running down and people are taping off scene. it was a scene out of csi, honestly, but it was real. >> but it was very real. johnson had been laid off from his job a year ago and he killed a former coworker. the two were arguing about alleged workplace harassment. >> two police officers are on administrative leave following the shooting of a man who was carrying a knife and went towards them. both officers shot him. this happened in the 4200-block of 4 street southeast. gary brings us up to date. >> reporter: police closed parts of 4th street to investigate the shooting that happened in the 4200-block at 6:00 when officers were called because of a domestic dispute. >> upon the arrival there was a

male, female in the street. the female was armed with a knife. officers tried to intervene. they asked the gentlemen to put down his knife several times and he failed to comply and went towards the officers at which time they shot him. >> reporter: quote, multiple times. you say he moved towards the officers? >> that's part of the investigation. >> that is gary reporting. residents of the cascade apartments where the shooting took place, they're upset with the police. they claim children were outside and could have been hit. a number of residents told gary they know the man he shot and he's harmless and spent time in st. elizabeth. the second suspect in a chase that left a prince george's police officer is behind bars. kevin neil surrendered today. adrian morris died monday following a chase that hit speeds of 100 miles per hour. neil and his alleged accomplice

are charged be stealing a car. they could be upgraded to vehicular homicide. the man accused of shooting an employee at the family research counsel last week says he's not. floyd entered the plea today and will stay in jail pending a trial. if convicted he faces up to 55 years in prison. guilty. that's what a self-admitted car jacker told a judge. 23-year-old taron white said he's responsible for a wild police chase that was caught on camera. ken reports on the plea and the video that just went public. >> jerome white pled guilty to two counts of kidnapping. >> it happened last year on the night of july 13th and ended with this dramatic escape. >> a female jumped out of the car. >> miss samuels terrified for her life and the life of her child rolls out on the pavement.

>> investigators say samuels was at a gas station and white tried to rob her car. he kidnapped samuels and her child and took off in the car. >> a chase then began. >> that chase took police through four counties throughout the pursuit he hit a maryland state trooper's car. once he got to montgomery county the chase came to an end. take another look at how she made her escape. >> the female has a baby in her hand. >> moments after samuels jumped out of the car, police jumped on white and took him into custody. now he's accepting responsibility for what he did that night more than a year ago. >> as a result of the plea he faces 40 years in jail. >> white will have his sentencing in november. want to see more of the video? go to www.wusa9.com and there it is. tonight a mother and a step dad are mourning the loss of their two small children killed

in a fire. the flames broke out last night in the family's home in winchester, virginia. lost two young brothers. 4-year-old brayden and 6-year-old landon. the parents tried to get the boys out of there. it couldn't be done. we're told the stepfather was badly burned trying to get to them. >> he's in the hospital now fighting to save his hands. >> i feel so sorry. i have six grandchildren. yop what i would do if i would lose them. >> investigators are trying to figure out what caused the fire. at this point they haven't found anything suspicious. >> it was an emotional day for friends and family members of a 19-year-old woman. elizabeth nash was remembered. she and her friend were killed earlier this week when a train derailed. they were sitting on a train bridge before going back to college and they were buried

under coal. mayor's funeral is tomorrow. tonight we're hearing from a man operating one of two power boats that collided wednesday. randy har bon claimed she veered right towards him and no word on that. the collision sent both men and a bunch of her grand kids to the hospital. >> if this ends up quieting down or going away without some kind of reprimand that's sufficient and abrupt to stop this behavior in him and other places, i'd like it to be a wake up call to everybody. >> so far no charges, as of yet. investigators plan to reconstruct the accident. missouri congressman todd aiken isn't going anywhere. he's staying in the senate race. >> we're going to be here through the november election. we're going t