playing a trick on me. i mean, they were giggling a lot but that's because i'm funny, right? stop right there. you could drive yourself crazy trying to figure out all the reasons women are laughing at you. peggy: look at those two. trippy mcleftfoot and his little gal clumsy. they have absolutely no rhythm and they think they can beat us? oh, no. not two years in a row. and dancers to the floor. now, remember-- rock step, rock step, glide step, windmill. okay, let's do it. one and two and... clear the floor, you two. what? we're out? i refuse to acknowledge any tap before you have seen us windmill. don't make me tap you again. it's not over. hank, come on, windmill. come on, windmill! windmill!

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if i remember correctly, the breakup was mutual. it was the last thing we did together. bobby, you'll find someone else. mr. dauterive didn't. the only thing you need to know about bill dauterive everything that man touches turns to... bill. can i sleep with you guys tonight? hank? no. bobby, it worked. i called charisse and i was all, "you want to go to a party?" and she was all, "okay." and i was all, "cool." but inside i'm, like, "waga!" ( belches and sighs ) i can't believe i let connie get away. if she would just love me again i would build her a beautiful cage and never let her out. hey, guys, would you sign a petition to change our school name from tom landry middle school to "tom landry learning space"? i'd do anything for you, connie. okay... hey, joseph's having a valentine's party.

you want to go? well, the party is next door and with all that noise i won't be able to study anyway, so sure. yes! we are back together! oh, baby, this feels so right. whoa, whoa, whoa. bobby, we're just friends. pumpkin, don't use the f-word on me. not me. this is your cuddle monster talking. hey, leventhal, bobby and connie back together. pass it on. yeah, well, i'm going to go now. and we should probably go to the party separately and maybe at different times. connie, don't leave me! dude, is this what i do to chicks? hey, bobby, how was school? we're out of cool whip? no, man! so dale tells me joseph's having a shindig. thinking of asking someone? i already asked connie. she didn't want to have anything to do with me.

peggy: okay, then she's dead to you. it's time to move on. is there anyone else you like? i guess. willa harris. but i'm telling you she's going to say no. say no to bobby hill and chocolates? i do not think so. i have seen her go through bake sale brownies like a wood chipper. you give her a call. we'll give you some privacy. this could work. willa harris is so-so in the looks and popularity departments. she will not say no. willa-- that's a cute name. i was just wondering if you'd be my date to joseph's party. mm-hmm. ( laughs ) all right! come on. it'll be fun. please? please, please, please?! connie, don't hang up! i've got your favorite chocolates right here. assorted. the ones you love so much. why can't you love me the way you love these assorted chocolates?

i'm sweet on you, connie. connie, i'm your little candy man. no! hey, bobby. i'm not supposed to talk to you, mr. dauterive. my mom gave me this whistle in case you start giving me advice. ( whispering ) ugh. ( syou still miss her, connidon't you? ( whines ) you know, my only regret with lenore is that i didn't make that one last, grand, romantic gesture to win her back. wait. so maybe it's not too late for me? it's not. maybe i don't have to end up like you? you don't. all right!

one time in math class i chewed an eraser off my pencil and threw it at the back of your head. that was you? yeah. cool. hey, dad! nyah! not now, joseph. i'm rounding first base here. ah! the moment's ruined. who wants to fall in love? cupid is here. he's got one arrow left and it's going straight into connie souphanousinphone's heart. ow! ( group gasps ) you shot her in the eye. oh, gross! you licked it!

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those look good on your feet but look better under my bed. talking 'bout gimme those digits, man. why don't you go home and take another cologne bath? you just got blown off-- three times. so? ow! it doesn't fit! yeah, man, maybe i go and show you something in an ol' size boom. you don't work here! get away from my feet! hey, that's boomhauer's car. yep, he always takes two spots. yeah, man, check it out, man went and entered 'em in my dang ol' palm pilot. ( chuckles ) but you got shot down by 23 women before you got that phone number.

ain't no thing. so this is your big secret? you just ask every woman you see until one of them finally says yes? shh, man! you going to tell my secret, man. you know what, mr. boomhauer? i'm pretty sure this is not the way i'm going to find real love. ( chuckles ) what you talking about, dang ol' "love"? well, i guess boomhauer's secret isn't in housewares. and it's not in the portrait studio. although i did see a very ugly baby there. this place is so boring. what's wrong with you? uh! where do i start? you could start with the shoehorn on your nose. you know, i honestly forgot i still had it there. ( giggles ) are you laughing at me or...?

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