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>> james: reggie, do you have a question for any of our guests this evening? >> reggie: i do, james. tonight's question goes to-- ( drum roll ) it begins with a comment. mr. santino, i love the helicopters that you created for the '80s television show, "airwolf." >> thank you. appreciate that. >> reggie: this is a question for mr. carrey. >> yes. >> reggie: if you were isolated in a tank in the middle of space and made to believe that this is real right now, do you think that if you were to find out that it actually is real, would it upset you? ( laughter ) >> no. no. yeah, let me check.

okay. i have it now. ( laughter ) i wouldn't because, a tank is merely a container, and, inasmuch as i believe that i am the container that contains the container, i would never be worried about the limitations of such. so you can put me in any tank you want, but i am the space around it, and the place in which it's happening. ( applause ) >> reggie: there's never been a more correct answer. >> james: it's absolutely correct! please thank our incredible guests, mr. jim carrey, andrew santino, al madrigal! erik griffin is going to make you laugh after this break! come on back, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing )

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( band playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> james: welcome back! our next guest is a tremendous stand-up comedian and talented actor who plays al king in "i'm dying up here." his first hour-long comedy special "the ugly truth" premieres july 7 on showtime. please welcome the brilliant erik griffin! ( band playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> yes! hello!

all right! ( cheers and applause ) i need to start with a confession, everybody. i went and saw "beauty and the beast." i didn't want to see it, but i had the greatest time ever. i was so nostalgic because i knew all the songs. i was in there, ♪ be our guest, be our guest ♪ ( laughter ) there was this mom in there, though, and had her kids with her, so she kept looking at me like, shhhh! i looked right at her-- ♪ now, i... she was going to go get the manager, because she was a white woman. you know how white women don't mess around in a movie theater. but i think i crossed the line when i was harmonizing with the teapot. that's not my fault. that's a duet, you know what i mean? so, the teapot is all, ♪ a tale as old as time ♪

and i came in, ♪ song as old as rhyme ♪ ( applause ) the mom's all, shhhh! i looked right at her, ♪ beauty and the beast ♪ ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ like, this scene is over with and i'm still ♪ beauty, beauty i was full-on mariah carey in that. it was great. i had a good time. i mean, hermione was in it. they had the diversity, right? the diversity was a little weird. i mean, you can't just add a handful of black people to a little french town, without any context, you know what i mean? i mean, i felt like i could feel the board room meeting at disney where somebody was like, we got

to put some black people in this movie. ( laughter ) i mean, some things should be diverse, let's be real. but you don't have to force it. some things should. like, congress should be diverse, right? ( cheers and applause ) the police department should be diverse. ( applause ) the management team at wal-mart should be diverse. ( applause ) but like, charlie's angels, i want these bitches white. you know what i mean? ( laughter ) i'm okay if it's three white girls in "charlie's angels," and i'm okay if this little 14th century french town is all white. you know, nobody's going to be in there, "where the black neighborhood at in this town?" ( laughter ) and besides, it was so weird. come on, you got to be-- when you saw that, you were like, "how did they get here?" ( laughter ) like, "and have they been here the whole time in

interracial relationships? and if that's the case, where are the little mulatto kids running around this town?" where are the little drakes in this town? ( laughter ) i just-- it felt like they put the black people in this movie because the white people could go, ahhh! ahhh! "black lives matter," we did it! and listen, you don't need to worry about that. there's a new white guilt movie that comes out every year. there is that new slavery reminder movie that comes out annually. and i love a good slave movie because it makes white people uncomfortable. white people in the slave movies are always like-- ( sighing ) was it this bad? i mean, are we beating him again? ( laughter ) and then they look

( laughter ) but let's be real. you know, young white people, you millennials aren't thinking about slavery. when's the last time you even had a conversation about slavery? and you're tired of being blamed for something you had nothing to do with. slavery for you now is like getting into an elevator where somebody already farted. ( laughter ) and there's some black people come in with that "you farted" look, and you're like, i didn't do that. that fart's been here. ( laughter ) this fart has been here for generations. ( laughter ) i didn't fart. my father didn't fart. my grandfather didn't fart. my great grandfather, he might have farted. ( laughter ) all right, you guys have been great. thank you very much! ( cheers and applause ) >> james: how about that? oh, my goodness! that was so good! erik griffin, everybody, check out his special, "the ugly truth," july 7 on showtime! we'll be right back!

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tonight, taylor's revenge. calling out her enemies. who she's putting on blast. we crack the code to her newest song. with all the

why sunday's vmas could turn into a showdown. then why kevin hart says his new co-stars could cost him big bucks. . plus the property brothers give a tour of their vegas mansion. and melissa mccarthy's stunt woman. >> i try to do as much as i can until someone says, you're not doing that. what's the matter with you? >> now, for august 25th, 2017, this is "entertainment tonight." the next era of taylor swift is here. less than 24 hours after dropping her new single, she's making one thing clear. >> she sure is. she's not aye trade to put her reputation on the line ♪ look what you made me do >> the title of the dark rap-like revenge track, "look what you made me do." in the very first line taylor takes aim at

kimye. ♪ i don't like your little games ♪ >> here it is, the giant tilted stage where kanye sang night after night and probably sang the lsyric that offended taylor. and she doesn't stop there. ion mber the phone conversat he secretly recorded, and kim released on snapchat. yep. that's never happening again. ♪ i'm sorry the old taylor can't come to the phoneig rht now. why? she's dead ♪ >> taylor herself helped produce the lyric video, which has already gotten more than 12 million views on youtube. she also dropped hints at what the music video will look like a car crash where her pony tail

a very different look from the girl squad she had in "bad blood." ♪ now we got bad blood oh, and don't think katy perry gets away unscathed. ♪ i don't like you remember their feud started when taylor accused katy of stealing her back up dancers. she tweeted a "mean girls" reference to taylor. lchb closely to the backtrack. taylor's beat has the same scene as in the movie. ♪ >> announcing an upcoming tour and magazine covers, she has snake-themed merchandise, which includes a $75 hoodie and a ring. next, taylor's music evolution. whether you love or hate her new single, there's no denying's a dramatic shift for the pop star.

♪ i don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me ♪ think about it. swift shot to fame singing about romance and heartbreak. ♪ we were both young when i first saw you ♪ >> and now, she's writing songs about karma and revenge. ♪ i got a list of names "e.t." first sat down with taylor in 2008. >> i just graduated high school, and got my diploma in the mail, which is really fun. ♪ if you could see that i'm the one who understands you ♪ >> hard to believe it was one year before kanye stormed the stage during her vma win. and just as her career was starting to skyrocket. >> i really really love doing this. i'm so gratefulnd a lucky to be here ♪ say you'll remember me >> her songs helped take her home a total of ten grammys. in 2015 we looked back with her on the gy

we have a flashback from 2008. it was your first grammy interview. >> this is my first grammys i've ever been to. i'm so overwhelmed. there are so many famous people here. how do you handle it? >> i'm still not able to contain myself. >> nothing has changed. >> like i'm so much more mature now. >> taylor was more self-assured. and she's definitely more grown up. >> i think "1989" was a turning point for her, personally and professionally. i think that "reputation" is going to be an evolution further for her while staying true to what's made her a star and that's her song writing and talent ♪ baby i could build a castle >> another constant for taylor, her devotion to her fans. >> i'm the same person that dreamed about this, wanted to be on-stage, and yes, i always want to sign that autograph and take that picture. the fans are the

idownn l.a., where the vmas will take place. since the full video for "look what you made me do" will debut during the broadcast here's what to expect if she makes a surprise appearance. >> will she be debuting any of her new album on the vmas stage? >> there's nothing happening right now. we certainly are aware of all the rumors flying around. >> the body language says so much. swift has not confirmed, but if she shows, expect drama. ♪ don't be afraid ex-boyfriend calvin harris and [ my katy perry are nominated for their "feels" collaboration. so, what if they win? ♪ i knew you were trouble when you walked in ♪ look what happened when taylor's other ex harry styles took the stage in 2014. calvil

behind taylor's squad lourd and ed sheeran. we also expect katy perry to perform that rumored swift dish "swish swish." and after speaking with the show's production designer, we're guessing katy will recreate the slam dunk. we knew shi might want to fly. the whole ceiling is built around a fly track. another fly performance to expect, vanguard award recipient pink. ♪ tell me are you getting by >> her performance going to be epic. >> expect nine other performances, including kendrick lamar, and d.n.c.e. with rod stewart. they'll perform this classic ♪ if you want my body and you think i'm sexy ♪ also expect big things from 30 seconds to mars. the band's oscar winning front ma

tease. >> we're doing something that's never been done before. keep anything you can cross, cross them, because it's going to be difficult to pull off. >> i'm stephen colbert, and i'm hosting the 2017 emmy awards. >> that's right tv's biggest night the emmys is less than a month away. and you know steven colbert will have some tricks up his sleeve. >> we went behind the scenes as he prepped, and clearly, he's not afraid to go there. >> a little behind the scenes. hello. >> the host of the telecast has previously won nine emmys for his work on the daily show and the colbert report. >> we're all very happy, aren't we? we're happy. >> he's been shooting promos, and you know he'll bring his famous wit. >> there has been a lot of hacking, to insure the winners remain top secret i had my assistant place all the envelopes in this giant safe. you okay in there? >> no. >> only a couple

wardrobe malfunction. >> has anyone seen my tuxedo? vener mind. i know where i left it. here we go. okay. who's got my pants? up next, our exclusive with the property brothers. they're renovating over 60 homes a year but how awesome is their own house. this is our 15-foot outdoor movie screen. >> only "e.t." can take you inside their outrageous vegas pad. then kevin hart sharing stories from the set of his new movie. his coffee runs costing him big bucks? >> they're selfish. i buy them coffee every single day. but first, kate upton can't pick out a wedding gown. >> the pressure is on. >> we were with her in spain checking out options, but she hasn't made a final decision. all good, because they haven't set a wedding date. >> we're getting there. but with two busy schedules, we want to enjoy thoce press together.

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