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nine j.k.l., please welcome mark feuerstein! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> i mean, they got up! >> stephen: they did! you didn't have to do that! thank you very much! >> stephen: when you come out here and do this, they have to! >> thank you. >> stephen: nice to see you again. >> you were so great at the emmy awards. >> stephen: oh, thanks so much. it was so fun! ( cheers and applause ) >> you introduced me and rashida jones. >> stephen: lovely young lady, talented person to come out there with. >> i was honored to come out with her and hear my name said by you tonight and on that night. >> stephen: that's great, especially since those things are such a drag if you lose.
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>> you should have won is that you, too. they'll all pay eventually. ( laughter ) no pressure, but because he's coming out to do a song a little later, you are technically both following and opening for steve martin now. >> i am the meat in a steve martin sandwich. >> stephen: i was gushing on him earlier about how influential he is and how much i love him, still do, but what hero of yours was his? >> i was such a huge fan of his. i wasn't a theater kid when i started in college, but i did imitate the comedians that i loved. so we would be at dinner, my father was a lawyer and he would have clients, an at dinner he would say, mark, do eddie murphy, do steve martin. so i would dive into "wild and crazy guy," and they would come and say, steve, w
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such a swinging sex god? >> stephen: that was tipping you out to the clients. >> got a lot of business, everything worked out and everybody won is that you have been starring on tv 20 years, caroline in the city, west wing, royal pains, wet hot american summer. >> it's amazing. >> stephen: what do you think keeps the people coming back to mark feuerstein? what's the hook? >> i have no idea. who knows what the hook is? >> stephen: obviously the eye candy. >> thank you. ( laughter ) the taking the shirt off. i have heard good positive things and negative things all along the way, but recently i've had to listen to them directly because we have this new show nine j.k.l. coming on to cbs 8:30 monday nights, you're going to love it. i'm an executive producer, my wife and i created the show together. i have to go to something called "testing." have you heard of testing? >> stephen: i have been in a testing room once behind the mi
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have a job? >> i've got ton listen to those same things. many people liked it but one person in the eight-american focus group, people who were in las vegas killing time before ththe mayweather fight -- >> stephen: why to they always do it in vegas? >> because there is a lot of people walking around, i don't know. >> stephen: there are people in new york city. >> fair point. maybe they're saving them from losing 50 bucks that hour on a slot machine so they to this testing thing. they sit there and judge you and you have to sit there and watch them. some people like it and some go, eh, i don't know. >> stephen: anything personal about you that hurt your feelings? >> yes, sure. "i don't like him." >> stephen: did you want to rush into the room? >> i want to break the mirror and say, excuse me, buddy, this is my life on the line here! >> stephen: and not only that
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but the show is very personal. a lot is based on your own life story. >> that's correct. i was here shooting royal pains for, like, eight years and my wife and kids are in l.a. to save money i stayed in an apartment my parents own which is next to the apartment i grew up in that they live in. >> stephen: as an adult man. as an adult man every morning i would wake up to my father in his tight tighty whities going , you want breakfast, eggs, french toast? at night, after a 15-hour day, trying to get into my apartment, like a gun slinger in a night ground, my mother would say, would you like to come in for cookies and salad and i would sit with her and hear about the day's events. >> stephen: because you're a good son. >> two years my wife and brother and baby lived on the other side in 9l. so two years i was living between my parents and my
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brother and their wife and baby and my producer said that's a show! he was speaking like louie mayer. >> stephen: you're a natural! yeah. >> stephen: we have a clip. can you tell us what's about to happen and why is this. >> yes, i'm on a date, my mother is ruining it. played by linda ladd. >> stephen: jim? o. ( doorbell ringing ) >> josh! that's just my elderly neighbor probably lost her teeth again. she'll find 'em. ( doorbell ) you know what, if we stay quiet, maybe she'll go away. >> oh! ( laughter ) >> what's going on? perhaps i don't quite understand your relationship with your neighbor.
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"caroline," please welcome steve martin and the steep canyon rangers! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ can you tell me why you left me ♪ standing in the parking structure ♪ caroline, i was the almost perfect boyfriend, ever, for you ♪ and, you even said that to me, one time at the olive garden ♪ please return my car and leave the keys inside the glove compartment ♪ caroline, caroline oh, caroline, oh, caroline ♪ oh, caroline, oh, caroline oh, ca-rol-ine ♪ caroline, you are the hardest thing i'll ever put behind me ♪ never thought you'd
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♪ not a glance into the rearview ♪ i'll be looking for someone who ♪ wears their hair exactly like you ♪ and who swears a blue streak when ♪ the tarheels lose the quarterfinals ♪ caroline, caroline oh, caroline, oh, caroline ♪ oh, caroline, oh, caroline oh, ca-rol-ine ♪ if you ever find another ♪ please don't put a post on facebook ♪ i would rather think i was a deep regret you can't resolve ♪ if i have a drink with someone i will tell her all about you ♪ that will be the big mistake ♪ that i will make on my first date ♪ caroline, caroline oh, caroline, oh, caroline ♪ oh, caroline, oh, caroline oh, ca-rol-ine ♪ ♪
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oh, caroline, oh, caroline ♪ oh, caroline, oh, caroline oh, ca-rol-ine ♪ caroline, caroline oh, caroline, oh, caroline ♪ oh, caroline, oh, caroline oh, ca-rol-ine ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: "the long-awaited album" is out now! steve martin and the steep canyon rangers, everybody! we'll be right back. ( cheers and appla and i have clients, and i am proud to do what i do on behalf of my clients. narrator: the clients john adams and his team are so proud to work for? banks accused of money laundering. big corporations accused of defrauding taxpayers. and mortgage lenders accused of unfairly foreclosing on homes. now he wants to be attorney general. john adams: the best attorney general the
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>> stephen: well, that's it for the "late show," everybody. tune in tomorrow when my guest will be jerry seinfeld! now stick around for james corden and his guests, don johnson and minnie driver. good night! captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ are you ready y'all to have some fun ♪ feel the love tonight don't you worry 'bout ♪ where it is you come from it'll be all right ♪ it's the late, late show ♪ ladies and gentlemen, all the way from
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it up for your host, the one, the only james corden! (cheers and applause). >> james: welcome to this, the "late, late show." thank you for staying up for us. so excited that are you here. thank you very much. thank you, cheersz, guys. all right, thank you so much. we have a lot to talk about. let's get right into it. on an interview on fox & friends this morning donald trump said several times that the latest republican health-care bill didn't pass because the senator who would have voted yes was in the hospital. yeah. (laughter) that is trump's excuse. i'm sorry, we can't take away obamacare right now because one of our senators is currently
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using obamacare. the senator who trump was referring to was mississippi republican thad cochran and after trump's interview cochran tweetedded, get this, this is true, that he wasn't in the hospital at all am i don't want to say the president hates being wrong but when reporters told trump that cochran wasn't in the hospital, trump was like okay, we'll see. in other trump news, family news, it was revealed today that the reason donald trump, jr. gave up his secret service detail earlier this month was to go moose hunting in canada. yeah. he just, he just ditched his secret service and disappeared into the wilderness of canada. to which melania said wait, you can do that? (laughter) apparently he went hunting with his friends am but you should know donald, jr. doesn't shoot the moose, his friends just use him as moose bait. i think we've got a
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(laughter) i'm kidding. donald, jr. actually has a very unusual hunting technique. what he does, he goes up to the moose, explains his father's vision for america and then the moose kills it self. (laughter) (applause) now "the new york times" is reporting they did bag a moose and donald, jr. says he plans to display its head on the wall right next to his third place trophy for favorite son. and this is the-- (laughter) this is a crazy story. so crazy i can't believe i'm saying it out loud, okay. but the rapper b.o.b. has started a go fund me campaign to buy satellites he can launch into space so that he can prove the earth is flat. (laughter) now here's my question. if you actually think the earth is flat how are you smart enough
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fundraising goal of $200,000 to prove that the globe isn't a globe. which is an outrage us amount of money for something so stupid in fact, people are getting quite upset about this gofundme page and told him, they said b.o.b., hey, go fund yourself. thank you. and finally, (applause) finally tonight, we couldn't move on without mentioning the passing of a cultural icon. last night hugh hefner passed away at the age of of 8991. now many of you know, hugh hefner is the world renowned 230u7bder of "playboy" magazine, for those younger people in the audience, a magazine is like an app that you can-- it's like an app but you fold it, you can fold it, that's what it is. and today it was reported that hefner will be laid to rest in a maws lee up right next to marilyn monroe, saying he will be buried in the back of the draw
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and socks. should we have a look at who our guests are on the show tonight, ladies and gentlemen. in the orange room, he is an emmy nominated actor you know from miami vice, nash bridges and django unchained, the man, the myth, the legend that is, mr. don johnson is here tonight. hey, don, how are you? >> i'm good, james. >> james: how are you doing? >> i'm really good, thank you so much for the dog. >> james: we like to leave a dog in everybody's room. >> really? >> james: who is this lady lady. >> pepper, she belongs to my publicist who is sitting over in the corner. >> james: it's not your dog. >> well, maybe after this. >> james: i was going to say. i've got to say, only don johnson could still look that manly holding that dog. am i right? thank you for being here, mr. don johnson, everybody. (applause) and in the blue room, she is a brilliant oscar and em knee nominated actress you know from good will hunting, gross point
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the wilde wedding, the absolutely di vine minnie driver is here tonight. how are you? >> i'm fine, how are you? >> james: how a it going? >> it's going great. i just, you know, i will put my dress on in a minute. >> james: who are these, look at these guys behind you. they are some dashing men. >> come here. >> james: come here, guys. >> knees are my-- look at them. >> she makes us dress up for her. >> i do. i don't go anywhere without em this. they are may dandees. >> james: is that what you call them, minnie driver and the dandees. coming soon to a state fair near you. minnie driver and the dandees, everybody 6789 (applause) and in the red room, he is a british born u.s. raised musician here to perform a medley of songs from his brilliant new album the attraction of youth, the cool, the incredible, barns courtney is here tonight. (applause)
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hey, barns, how are you doing. >> how are you doing, man. what's going on? >> james: not a lot. just getting the old potassium in. >>-- yeah, very important. >> james: it is the one in your pants which is really disturbing to me. >> that's not a banana. >> james: that's. >> i hope it is a banana otherwise you should consult a doctor. barns courtney, everybody. are you ready? he's reggie watt, i'm james corden, this, this is the "late, late show," roll the titles. captioning sponsored by cbs ♪ the late, late show, oh, oh the late, late show, ooh he♪ t late, late show, oh, oh the late, late show ♪ oh, oh it's the late, late show ♪ ♪ thank you so much for being here tonight. have you seen this, have you seen the apple recently released a brand new apple
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it is the apple watch 3. it is incredible. it's got its own sell lar ketionz, you have got one? >> reggie: yeah. >> james: it's got a better speaker, so many things. get this, i even heard t might be a rumor, i might get in trouble for saying this, i heard it has also got a tiny clock on it. (laughter) that can help you tell the time. can you imagine that? a clock on your wrist. i can't-- . >> reggie: no. >> james: imagine what that is like. at any given moment you can just know the time by looking at your wrist. guys, the future is here. (laughter) but those aren't the only new bells and whistles. apple have updated my watch with some of the new hidden features and i want to share some of my favorites with you now. what they have done, they updated the garage band feature so you can, you can play instruments without having to play an
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right, let me just set it. set it to this, i will set it to guitar, watch this, guitar, look, just-- isn't that amazing? ♪ (laughter). ♪ ♪ that's it, right? so also, but you might not want to be some, you know, in a coffee bar, playing guitar in a park. you might also want to throw down a fat bass line
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switch it to bass here, hang on, let me make sure i do this right. switch it to bass and watch. ♪ right. (laughter) (applause) it's amazing. but you might also want to lay down a beat, right, but maybe you don't have a drum kit handy, not a problem. watch this, let me just set it to drums. okay, watch this. get the sticks. (laughter)
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