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thank you. but let's get back to the president. you know him well? >> i had a chance to travel all across the country with the president on trump force one. >> stephen: trump force one is not a thing. you're insane. >> look, you can be as condescending as you want. >> stephen: i can. good to know. i love your forehead. is it true it's the inspiration behind the film "three billboards?" okay, tell me what it's like being a psychotic lapdog who's a mouthpiece for a mentally incompetent narcissist? >> why don't you give me three minutes to tell you the truth about donald trump that i know. >> stephen: okay, the floor is yours. tell me about the donald trump that you know. >> tragic and unfortunate. ( laughter ) >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight president oprah, plus stephen welcomes liam neeson, michael wolff, and musical guests andra day and common,

featuring jon batiste and "stay human." now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: thank you very much! hey, everybody! thank you very much! thank you! thank you! thank you, joe! welcome to "the late show." i'm your host stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) lovely people here tonight. let me ask you here something, anybody see last night's episode of oprah? ( cheers and applause ) so great. now, some people are calling it the golden globes. it was easily one of the most powerful, moving, meaningful nights of beautiful millionaires giving each other trophies.

and oprah gave a speech that was moving, even for oprah. >> i want all the girls watching here, now, to know that a new day is on the horizon! ( cheers and applause ) and when that new day finally dawns, it will be because of a lot of magnificent women, many of whom are right here in this room tonight, and some pretty phenomenal men, fighting hard to make sure that they become the leaders who take us to the time when nobody ever has to say "me too" again. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: someone give that woman an award for winning an award. ( cheers and applause )

( piano riff ) people were immediately calling the speech presidential. and a year ago, i would have agreed. >> jon: whoa, whoa. ( laughter ) >> stephen: but these days it plays a little coherent. ( laughter ) now, oprah's denying any political ambitions, but two of her close friends told cnn she is "actively thinking" about running for president. ( cheers and applause ) that's interesting. i would love to hear that the state of the union is "stro-ong!" ( laughter ) whoo! ( cheers and applause ) but a note of caution: do we really want to elect another billionaire tv star? granted, this one is actually a

billionaire and actually a tv star. that said, one of the things that inspires me most about oprah is that i believe she's reasonable enough to consider the possibility that being a billionaire tv star doesn't necessarily qualify you to have the launch codes. ( laughter ) then again, if we did go toe to toe with north korea, i bet she could calm kim jong-un down just by helping him lose weight. ( laughter ) it's a point system. it's all points, right? you can eat anything you want! i love pasta! i love kim chi, i love all of it! >> jon: yes! >> stephen: but a lot of people think oprah belongs in government. for instance, donald trump: >> would you consider a woman for your running mate, and, if so, who?

friend of mine who i think the world of. she's great. oprah. oprah winfrey. she's really great. >> stephen: so if you need any more proof that trump is delusional, he thinks oprah would take vice president. ( laughter ) no. huh-uh. hmm mmm. ( laughter ) ( applause ) speaking of delusional, a little bit later on, i'll be talking to author of the trump white house tell-all, "fire and fury," michael wolff. ( cheers and applause ) i believe, if i'm not mistaken, an exclusive, this is the only interview he's doing for the his book. all the others were interviews about when he would be interviewed for the

the b ook is just packed with nuggets of ohmygod. is if you haven't read it yet, here's the cliff notes: "trump dumb. staff worried." for instance, when one of his advisers sat down with trump to explain the constitution, he says, "i got as far as the fourth amendment before his finger is pulling down on his lip and his eyes are rolling back in his head." ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) "boring. get to the part with the rapping and the music. i can't believe this thing won a tony. where's pumba?" ( laughter ) "you know, thomas jefferson himself said acumbametada. ( laughter ) this book has lelo

president. spoiler alert: but on saturday, trump slapped back the notion that he's incompetent, tweeting, "actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart." ( laughter ) ( applause ) >> jon: ( laughter ) ( piano riff ) being "like" really smart is not the same thing as being really smart. ( laughter ) tootsie rolls are like chocolate, if chocolate was made of brown wax and disappointment. ( laughter ) also, i think it's worth mentioning that people who are mentally stable generally don't announce it. ( laughter ) if you're going under for surgery, the last thing you want your doctor to say is "don't worry, i'm mentally stable and, like, really smart."

( laughter ) let's start stabbing! ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) he continued: "i went from very successful businessman, to top t.v. star dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, to president of the united states -- on my first try. i think that would qualify as not smart, but genius dot, dot, dot, dot, and a very stable genius at that!" ( laughter ) >> jon: wow. >> stephen: "yes, that's very important, extremely important, okay? look, i'm a very stable genius. now, if you'll excuse me, it's past my cheeseburger's bedtime. let's go ."

( laughter ) "i love you so much." ( laughter ) and we all know geniuses spend most of their time talking about how smart they are. i believe it was rene descartes who said, "i think, therefore, i am, like, really smart." ( laughter ) and the trump tweet-tacular then swerved off-road to cite a flattering "new york post" article: "his is turning out to be an enormously consensual presidency." ( laughter ) we did not consent. ( applause ) we had a safe word. ( cheers and applause ) sir, we agreed on a safe word. it's "you lost the popular

( cheers and applause ) now, if "consensual" seems like the wrong word, that's because it is. the actual quote is, "an enormously consequential presidency." "my presidency is very congenital, life begins at consumption, and by the way, my mental stability is extremely conjunctivitis." ( laughter ) yeah. of course, the biggest source for michael wolff's book is former white house advisor, steve bannon. i'm worried about steve, because that's what he looks like when things are going well. ( laughter ) he's gotten a lot of heat, because, in the book, bannon called don, jr.'s trump tower meeting with russians treasonous and unpatriotic. but after getting attacked by the president and threatened with losing his job, he folded like an origami cuck, writing, "donald trump, jr. is both a patriot and a good man." there you have it. don, jr. is a patriot, so that meeting wasn't treasonous and unpatriotic. it was just treasonous.

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( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: jon batiste and "stay human," everybody! right there! ( cheers and applause ) that's fantastic! ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: yeah, baby! >> stephen: well, i'm

be back, you know, at the show. i always love coming back on a monday, the awe yens is always energized, you know, ready to have a conversation ( cheers and applause ) i have to say, i was this much disappointed in this particular monday because if you remember, today was supposed to be the day, at 5:00 -- and we tape a little bit after 5:00 -- at 5:00, when donald trump was going to announce the winners of the biased and unfair media awards. he made up these media awards last week and said he would be announcing the winners. >> jon: yeah. >> stephen: we coined the term for these "the fakeys" and actually bought a billboard in times square, put it there, for your consideration, all categories. but then the only thing dumber than the president doing this would be him canceling it today and pushing it back to when? january 17th. a week from wednesday. for the president of the united states

that long -- >> jon: yeah, never know. >> stephen: -- we'll be announcing it next wednesday. so we'll want the billboard to be up till then. cut somebody a check, cbs. so it will be up till then. so wish us luck. ( applause ) >> jon: yeah, yeah. >> stephen: i don't have it here. that "fire and fury" book that michael wolff -- he'll be out here in a minute to talk about that -- that book really got under the president's skin because he thinks that thing is fake media, and the white house has had a tough week dealing with the allegations in that book. this week they sent out senior policied adviser and shaved pauly shore, stephen miller. ( applause ) >> jon: wow -- is that him? >> stephen: that's him. seems like a happy guy. miller went o

that with jake tapper to discredit the book. >> one of the tragedies of this is -- >> stephen: he is a political genius who pieo neared ground breaking strategies like yelling and having a hat. ( laughter ) eventually, miller started to get upset with tapper it's subtle, but see if you can spot it. >> why don't you just give me three minutes to tell you the truth about the donald trump that i know and all of our campaign staff know -- >> because it's my show and i don't want to do that. so... ( crosstalk ) >> settle down. settle down. calm down. >> stephen: oh my god, he's talking to miller like he's a 5-year-old. but everyone knows that miller's actual age is... 38, 61, or 15. there's no way to tell.

miller to calm down has the doesn't work >> you have 24 hours a day of anti-trump material, and you're not going to give three minutes for the american people? >> i get it. there is one viewer that you care about right now, and you're being obsequious, you're being a factotum in order to please him. okay? >> stephen: hold up. did jake tapper just call stephen miller an "obsequious factotum?" looks like somebody got a word-a-day calendar for the holidays! "you, sir, are a sycophantic dogsbody, a lugubrious mountebank, a spurious, perfidious ne'er-do-well!" finally, tapper had to cut him off. >> you know who i care about? you know who i care about? >> and i think i've wasted enough of my viewers time. thank you, stephen. as republican lawmakers call for attorney general jeff sessions to resign, a major reversal. >> stephen: "let's turn now to breaking news: douchebag stops talking. news anchor questions career choices, wolf?"

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there are two types of people in the world. those who fear the future... and those who embrace it. the future is for the unafraid. ♪ all because of you ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody! ladies and gentlemen, my first guest tonight is an actor you know as oskar schindler, michael collins, alfred kinsey, and roger taken from the "taken" movies. please welcome back to the show, liam neeson! ( cheers and applause )

>> stephen: thank you so much! hello, stephen. >> stephen: nice to see you again. >> lovely to see you. >> stephen: that is a very debonair look you have right there that i don't think i could pull off. >> he came over to me and said, you've got a steve mcqueen thing happening. do you know who steve mcqueen was? he just made my day. >> stephen: really? thank you. >> stephen: also tom brokaw can pull this off. liam neeson, you're very similar, the three of you. >> thanks. >> stephen: how have you been? can't complain. haven't been found out yet. >> stephen: haven't been found out in what way is this that you feel like you're a fraud or something? >> yes. >> stephen: join the club. yes. >> stephen: yeah, you just call it imposter syndrome. >> it's waking up every morning and thinking,

movies and to beat up bad guys and stuff and -- >> stephen: yeah. -- i'm 65 and it's great. ( laughter ) >> stephen: and you're afraid that they're going to find out? ( cheers and applause ) >> find out. >> stephen: that it's too great? >> i did a movie with about ab y hopkins years ago. when we see each other we give each other a hug and i say, how's it going? he says, great, i haven't been found out yet. and he believes it. ( laughter ) >> stephen: what was the first movie you did? >> for the evangelical outreach, a film's adaptation of pilgrims progress, still running in missions in africa, believe it or not, in 1977 or something. >> stephen: have you ever gone to africa and people go, pilgrims progress, you're the

guy! >> i know. i went to africa a couple of times and they've dined kind of gone -- ( laughter ) >> stephen: was there a star in movies when you were younging you went, i want to be that, that's my model, that's the person i'd like to learn from on vein south korean? >> it was all that bunch of actors in the joan ford films. >> stephen: john wain. wain, ward bond, harr harry har, that little repertoire of actors. in this one, i have a little horrible beard. >> stephen: not a horrible beard. >> i've done a western for the corn brothers, two more days to do. >> stephen: are you allowed to tell us what the name of the movie is? >> the ballad of buster scruggs. >> stephen: okay. and it's six little separate westerns, all different stories, and i'm in one of them.

hat? >> i have a bowler hat. >> stephen: hard to read. and i don't have a six gun, unfortunately. >> stephen: oh. well, you recently got cast in one of the most high profile and prestigious jobs you can get as an actor. you're the voice of waze right now. >> so they tell me. you did it, too. >> stephen: i did it years ago, but you bring a certain charm, a certain gravity to giving directions to people. >> like -- >> stephen: like, as a great actor, when you're trying to say -- >> i know this is a setup. >> stephen: when you're trying to say turn left or right, what's your animal spine? what do you do? how do you get into the emotional head space in order to tell people you're approaching a stop? >> i would say turn left. the other left! >> stephen:

>> stephen: do you mind if i try something? >> sure. >> stephen: i'm going to give you a direction and an emotion to go to it. say turn right with compassion? >> turn right. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: got me right here. if you don't want to turn right, turn left. ( laughter ) >> stephen: all right, can you say merge ahead but menacingly? >> merge... ahead... punk. ( laughter ) >> stephen: and one frustrated "make a u-turn." >> ah, make a u-turn! ( laughter ) >> stephen: that would do it! i wish i had an award to give you. now, what's your relationship with technology?

technology, me? have you heard of this thing called the kindle? >> stephen: yeah, i've heard about it. >> it's about yea size. mine has a leather flap. >> stephen: cheap leather technology. >> no, it's real leather. >> stephen: okay. and there's metal that switches it off. >> stephen: there's metal that switches it off, called a magnet. >> thank you, i did do physics at university for one year, i know what a magnet is. however, this book, you can keep ten, 20, 100 books on it. >> stephen: sure. do you have any sort of social media presence? are you on facebook? >> no. >> stephen: twitter? no. >> stephen: instagram. no. >> stephen: snapchat? no. >.>> stephen: grinder? ( laughter ) you would do very well, my friend. >> this kindle is great because -- >> stephen: did you just get a kindle? >> i just got a

( applause ) and if i was on location -- i'm an avid reader, so i would take 10, 12 books on location. but the kindle -- >> stephen: they're all there. when you read in bed, i fall asleep, i'm like this, i wake up next morning, it has switched itself off. ( laughter ) >> stephen: wait a second, i didn't realize it achieved switch-off technology. ( laughter ) let's talk about the film "the commuter" and you are the commuter. >> yes. >> stephen: takes place in the city going north, right? >> yes, going on the -- roughly based on the metro north. >> stephen: is this taken on the metro north? >> no. >> stephen: okay, all right. i'm an insurance salesman. >> stephen: an insurance salesman. >> who has just lost his job because i have reached the age of 60. >> stephen: okay. i'm mortgaged to the hilt, i have a kid about to start to college and i haven't tol t

missus i don't have a job anymore and i'm approached on the commute by a very tractive lady who offers me would you do this little thing for this huge amount of money. >> stephen: and you say yes? ure. but i don't know what it's going to lead to. it leets to a big criminal conspiracy. >> stephen: are we about to see it here? >> i'm not sure. ( laughter ) >> stephen: okay. exciting. no apologies necessary. let's find out together. jim? >> who are you? why are you following me? >> are you the reason they're searching passengers?

>> who are you?! >> stephen: wow. that is -- ( cheers and applause ) i just want to make sure i heard you right. you're an insurance agent and fight like that? >> well, that's me getting beat up. i didn't win that fight. the other guy did. >> stephen: you get beaten up a lot in movies. >> yeah. >> stephen: why do you think people love paying money to see you get beat up. >> you tell me, stephen. i honestly don't know. it's frustration, maybe, to do with the presidency, i don't know. >> stephen: it's entirely possible. good luck with the last two days of shooting that thing. good luck with the debnary, and good luck promoting this. it was so lovely to see you. >> you, too, ste.

>> stephen: thank you so much for being here. "the commuter" is in theaters this friday. liam neeson, everybody! we'll be right back with "fire and fury" and author michael wolff! stick around! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) less®... ...pre-tox day mask from aveeno®. its' powerful anti-oxidant formula... ...fights pollution and keeps skin looking younger, longer. aveeno®.

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remaining contacts i have said he asks for my immediate schedule today. so that might mean that all he's done today is watched me on television. ( laughter ) >> stephen: well, congratulations. congratulations. are you in any way surprised by the splash this book has made? >> of course. i mean -- >> stephen: you were surprised? >> i am surprised. >> stephen: you describe the president as mentally unstable, unfit for the office, basically kind of jibbering to his cheeseberger when he goes to bed and he's got the launch codes, why wouldn't that cause a splash? >> because i thought we knew this. ( cheers and applause ) i kept saying, before this came out to my publisher, i said, oh, you know, you're printing a lot of copies. there's nothing really too new in this book. >> stephen: you said that to your publisher? >> yeah. >> stephen: and he goes, you're crazy, sit down?

>> stephen: in the forward, you say, you eventually, after going through all your material, settled on a version of events i believe to be true. what does that mean? >> it means it's the trump white house. everybody is telling you different stories. let's put it this way -- everybody is lying in their own particular way because that's what you do in the trump white house. so i had to go and take whatever the event was, find as many people as i could, and then use my judgment. >> stephen: so it's just a judgment call as to what stories to include and what stories not to include? >> yeah, i mean, well, what version of stories to include. in other words, there's a story in the book between a fight -- a fight between steve bannon and hope hicks, and they run down -- they're running down the halls of the westin

office, and i got two pretty different accounts there from one side and from the other. so then i we want to other people and thought, okay, i know these people well enough, i think i'm confident i've got it. >> stephen: who did you believe? which one? >> it was a combination. you would have the believe neither in this situation. so some -- you know, okay, this is the hope side, and this sort of seems true. this is the bannon side, this sort of seems true. now, this is the trump white house. so everybody -- i mean, they'd kill each other. you have two fundamental -- these two sides who would be each other's assassins if they could be. so, therefore, how do you get the truth out of -- out of one side telling you one thing and one side telling you the

but, i -- >> stephen: but in this world that you were in, in the trump white house, the actual existence of it is such a crazy thing that is so unbelievable. you know, two years ago, if you had said, look, i'm looking at the facts here and i'm going to say donald trump is going to be president, we would say, you're absolutely crazy, that's not going to happen. >> a completely aberrant enterprise. you go in, hear these events and you think, this is completely aberrant, and this is nature of this book. how do you put that into a narrative, into a story? how do you do it in such a way that it makes sense, that people can read this and say, okay, i have a pretty good -- i'm pretty confident that i now have some understanding of what's going on here. >> stephen: so how should i read it, though? because i'm deeply conflicted when i read this. it's not that i'm not enjoying it, i am enjoying, but it's not that it doesn't upset

does upset me, so on a certain level i am enjoying. as a comedian i would love it to be true so i can make jokes about it, but as a citizen i don't want it to be true. you don't have sourcing listed in much of it, so how much should i believe? >> you should believe all of it. that's the alarming thing, that this is all true. >> stephen: but i do have to exercise some judgment. you say you've got recordings of a lot of these interviews here. why not release the recordings so you can slap down the character attacks against you by the white house? >> because i'm not in the recording. i'm in the writing business. if you want to turn to a recording, there are television -- these people are nothing but recorded. they are on television all of the time. i'm offering something different. i'm offering -- and this was totally mystifying to people in the white house -- i'm offering a book. ( lauger

you sit down, you read it page after page after page. does the story -- does this comport with what you already know? does it make sense? does it have an internal integrity in which you come away saying, i think i understand this now? that's my job as the writer. >> stephen: how about the greatest hits of the book here. so many things. he's semiilliterate, has three tv screens in his bedroom, goes to bed with a cheeseberger at 6:30 has a long time fear of being poisoned. >> this is just one page. fails to recognize friends at mar-a-lago, repeats things over and over again. ban with russia trees now. got to the fourth amendment before trump was pulling down his lip. ivanka

with it. >> ivanka will be run for president. >> stephen: and jared has to go. is there something that no one's asked you about? >> you know, and this is a less of a funny --s the a fundamentally serious thing about this that everybody in the white house had their own press secretary. so the president has his own press secretary -- not sean spicer, but his private press secretary. jared, steve bannon had a press secretary. so there are all these different press operations. so the answer, why are there so many leaks in this white house? that's what they did all day. that's what the operation was. >> stephen: everyone's spinning their own p.r. all the time. >> everybody. there are essentially different white houses with these little staffs going out, talking to the

like they do this well? >> hmm... ( laughter ) >> stephen: people have to go to sleep after this. >> yeah. ( laughter ) nothing. i mean, this is alarming in every way, to sit there and basically that's what i did, i was like the sort of the, you know, come to me and tell me how -- how horrible you feel about working here. i was the guy. >> stephen: wow, and just people would reach out to you because they needed somebody to talk to? >> i think the truth is that they were talking to everybody. >> stephen: but you got the book. >> i'm the only person who was willing to say this because i'm the only person who doesn't have to go back again. ( laughter ) >> stephen: i wouldn't go back again if i were you. ( laughter ) >> i mean, all of the reporters in the press room and in the

to stay away from there, i never went in as a reporter, they all have to show up there again and again and again every day. >> stephen: oh, i see. i do not. so this is the real story. >> stephen: well, thank you for the book. i look forward to the tapes. thank you so much. ( applause ) michael wolff, the book "fire and fury," the number one book! we'll be right back with a performance by andra day & common! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) there's a whole world out there and no other card lets you experience it like the platinum card. ♪ ♪ backed by the service and security of american express. that can make you sad, of multiple symptoms feel tired, and have difficulty concentrating. trintellix is a prescription medication for depression.

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