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>> carson: welcome back. jesse joyce has written for the

also the comedy central roast, and has appeared on comedy stages all over the country. tonight we go to catcher in the rye to hang with the man himself. take a look. >> i do love writing roast jokes. that is like, the thing that i think is the most fun. it's literally just a showcase of jokes. it's like, here is the first joke about why i think david hasselhoff is a drunk. here is the second joke about why he's a [ bleep ] dad. here is the third joke about why his tv shows are terrible. here's the fourth joke about why he's fat and has a bearskin rug on his chest. the trump thing. trump said, "don't make fun of my hair." and it was like, "oh [ bleep ] you. really?" 'cause it was like -- like everybody is gonna be making hair jokes. cause that's the whole point. when the guy -- the guest of honor then goes up for the rebuttal, you're gonna have to address the things that they said about you. so would you rather talk about your stupid hair or would you rather bring up that eastern european mail order brides only

hey, i'm jesse joyce. i'm a comedian and a writer. i'm saying that with confidence. [ light laughter ] >> this is a nice club. they really do a good job here. you know? 'cause they knew there was gonna be a tv taping, so they called me earlier and they're like, "h"h, we want to make it special. we want to make the show great for you. what can we do?" they're like, "how do you want us to decorate?" and i was like, "you don't have to decorate." they're like, "come on, we want to decorate the stage. what should we do?" [ laughter ] and i was like, "i don't know. just like whatever, something nice. like you know, paint the skyline, but can you paint like pasadena like in the apocalypse? can you do that? can you --" [ laughter ] anything else? yeah, "i want 65 little light bulbs all around." [ laughter ] 65 little lights. and they're like, "65, that's weird, cause we have slots for 66." and i was like, "yeah, yeah. no, i want one burnt out. i want one of them to be burnt out." [ laughter ] like, why would you want that? cause i want a hint at a lack of attention to detail that leads people to believe maybe i don't clean the bathrooms a lot. [ laughter ] can you do that? >> that's my favorite wawato open a comedy show. i will just look around the room

it. and kind of more importantly what probably a handful of people in the audience have fixated on. there's a comedy club in burbank. it's called "flappers," and they have nothing on the walls, except for this one old, like dress. 'cause it's flappers, it's supposed to be like a dress from the '20s. 'cause i know, i see people lookin' at it. and so i always point out that, like, that is like this one sad old dress from some prostitute in the '20ss who it looks like she blew enough dudes in the great depression that they retired her jersey. >> my new wife and i are big fans of "the walking dead." that's like our favorite show, we love that show. [ cheers and applause ] it's a great show. and we watch it all the time, and i sit there though and i watch it on the couch with her, and i just look at her and i realize that you guys, i cannot have a wife in the apocalypse. that's gonna slow me the [ bleep ] down. you know what i'm saying? [ laughter ] 'cause like, look, she's great and all, but she's gonna be a total liability in the apocalypse, 'cause i gotta save her. and that's gonna be a disaster. you know what i'm saying? 'cause, listen i know that that's not a -- just hear me out. when the apocalypse happens, ladies, let dudes do it, okay? and i know that sounds sexist,

but i have jokes, so listen. [ laughter ] anyway. here's why -- we're more ready to handle the apocalypse as guys, and here's why. because we've been ready our whole lives. 'cause that's what it is being a little boy. that's all you do as a little boy, is trial runs for the apocalypse. like, every time you see a little boy, all they're doing all day is just sitting in the woods sharpening sticks and building forts. you know what i'm saying? those are skills that are useful in the apocalypse. you know what i mean? [ light laughter ] now for the sake of argument, think of what you ladies played when you were little girls. you like thought about your wedding, and you played house. you women were playing best case scenario. you understand the difference? [ laughter ] >> i do have an energy that's people have labeled as having a cokey quality. i'm aware that i have sort of a coke addict vibe to me, which i don't. i've never done coke in my life. but i'm just jittery and i talk per fast and i have giant squirrely coke eyes. >> i was gonna cross the street a couple weeks ago. this homeless guy comes up to a whole bunch of us. he has like a sore. he's like, "listen everybody, i'm not homeless. i'm down on my luck, here's what happened." [ light laughter ] he's like, "i just came in town from baltimore with my daughters

right in front of 'em. right in front of 'em! they took my money, they put me in the hospital. we just need money to get back down to balitmore." that was a sad story. so people gave money. then i was about to give money. just then the dude who was standing next to me stopped me and goes, "hey, just so you know, i heard that same guy give that exact same speech two weeks ago." yeah, right? and i was like, well [ bleep ] that's sad. that every couple weeks this guy's getting his ass kicked in front of his kids, you know? [ laughter ] >> i just want to be able to do standup forever. to me there wasn't like another option. it was like, oh i'm gonna be a comic. it never entered my head, "but what if i suck at it?" it's really just who i am. i love doin' it the most. like everything. like even like, you know -- cinnabons at an airport. like whatever, like all aspects of standup. like they put in the little key to the door into the hotel. like that's fun -- it's like, "oh, this is gonna be my new apartment for the next four days." i love that kind of [ bleep ]. yeah, end goal is basically just having the ability to continue to go out and have people give a

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>> carson: thanks for watching, everybody. "last call" comes to a close now. i want to thank all of our friends here at amp radio for having us, our guests. we're going to send you back over to the teragram ballroom, get a little more music from luna.

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[ whistle blowing ] >> jenna? jenna.

did i lose a tooth? i told you we should have gone to the donnie & marie show. wait, what time is it? >> we're late. we're late. we have a show to do. >> where's my shoe? >> i don't know. >> who is that? >> i don't know, but remember, you're the daughter of a president. >> i know. >> we're so late. >> oh, my god, your tooth. >> what are you going to do? [ growling ] [ screaming ] >> let's go! >> oh! from nbc news, this is a special edition of "today", with kathie lee gifford and hoda kotb, in las vegas.

we gotta go! luck be a lady tonight luck be a lady tonight >> okay. wait a second. >> first of all, we want to thank our show girls from legends in costume. you guys are incredible. >> thanks, guys. >> weigh won wondered what was going to happen. >> it is january 2016. >> you're filling in for kath. we had so much fun shooting that. >> we had so much fun. >> we were in a suite. it cost like 35 -- >> $35,000 a night! >> we trashed the joint. >> okay. i, my tooth came off. this was hoda's idea. we had not stayed out all night, i don't think. and hoda said, now we're going to make you lose a tooth.

"the hangover", where the guy gets up, and he's all sprawled out on the floor and he goes, am i missing a tooth? >> so anyway, i sent henry this picture yesterday, and i, you know, here, we're in vegas in the picture. then go away from my phone, which i tend to do, an emergency, and then leave. i got busy. i did a shoot. i got back, and henry has written 1,000 text messages, where's your tooth! do you need a dentist? is nbc paying for that lost tooth! or am i paying for that lost tooth? i have some teeth i lost in an unfortunate accident. >> that eyeliner worked perfectly. yesterday we had j. lo. today you get your great adventure. vegas is known for nightlife but also things i didn't realize, the kind of adventures you can have.

much fun, i drove in a race car and went to the stratosphere, and it is a sky drop where you jump off a building. >> is it like a bungee? >> it was like a bungee, but you hit the ground. >> okay. so we're going to talk about that. and fans, you guys are hopelessly devoted to olivia newton-john. >> and liliana is here, she's hit the strip to do, what else? a little shopping. >> i liky. all righty then. >> okay. >> we have some great things that happens in vegas. one of the main things people do in vegas is they like to have a bachelor or bachelorette party. i saw one party. >> i did a bachelorette party, and in this little town in florida that's like cocoon meets "dirty dancing".

under 35 years old there. but i did come to a bachelorette party here in vegas, and it was fun. vegas just turns things up. >> first of all, you never know what time it is because you never see a clock. sunset. >> when we were walking to the show, there were two people coming home singing the cranberries from the '90s, and they were like, is that hoda? hoda! >> we want to thank the folks at caesar's for letting us turn it upside down. literally, we turned it into our own thing. it's a beautiful place. it's multiple bedrooms, a jacuzzi. it's got all kinds of stuff. so we want to thank -- >> we got kicked out, because it's a rumor, it may not be true, but justin biebs took over. he stayed there last night.

it is, it's 10,300 square feet. it has its own gym and own elevator. it's $35,000 a night. our producers said they never had more fun than they did trashing that joint. it's time to play a little trivia. this is a game that our movie set in las vegas. we need a host. >> we need one. who's going to do it? >> come here, elvis. >> elvis is in the building. >> hi, babe. >> hi, girls. >> you know, he's from the legends concert, elvis, the elvis lives show, which is co-produced with elvis presley enterprises. you're going to give us a few questions. you have a question for us? >> i do have a question for you. where did you go see the legends concerts at, all over the nation, right? >> all over the nation. >> play along with us, guys. >> so you are in the town here of games, and we have a game for

this actor had to impersonate a diamond smuggler. >> matt damon. >> no, no, sean connery! >> you got it! [ ding ] >> okay. you got it. >> one 1992 comedy starred sarah jessica parker, nicolas cage. >> not leaving las vegas. >> "honeymoon in vegas." >> go ahead. >> all right. so the original "oceans 11" film pack. can you name two of them? >> sammy davis junior and the other two. >> who was it? peter lawford and joey bishop.

is still hummed around the town this day. it starred ann-margret and meme and it is -- >> "blue suede shoes"! "heartbreak hotel." viva las vegas >> what do we win? a kiss from elvis? >> i tell you what. i'll give you this. but since it's a tie with a microphone, you both have to share it, okay? thank you very much. >> so this is kind of fun. >> yes. >> they have all kinds of new and interesting things, and there are all kinds of facials and things like that. they do something in vegas called a gold facial. donna is joining us. is that actually 24 karat gold? >> it is. >> it's gold?

does it feel on your skin? >> you guys, this is incredible. i feel very regal. it's supposed to help with circulation, and it's really hydrating. it feels really great. it's unlike a facialive every experienced to be honest. >> we just want to point out that this is available at aqua spa and bath located inside caesar's palace. it's really supposed to improve what, exactly? >> fine lines and micro circulation, and it will help pump up the skin with all the fine lines, with a vibrant look afterwards. >> what's cool about it is they have it on your hands as well. you can do your neck, chest, everywhere. >> decollete, as well as you hands, paraffin for your feet. >> how much is that? what's the ballpark price? >> $365. >> thank you. >> gold!

>> when you come here, are you taking anything home? a souvenir for joel? >> maybe. >> when you come here, you wonder what to get. >> okay. so we have a snow globe. >> hi. >> thank you for the snow globe. snow globe for nefertiti. >> jenna. >> yesterday the venetian hotel. >> oh, wow. >> that one's in here. >> oh, wow. >> and what is -- a luxury robe. >> wow. that's a luxury gift, right there from the hotel, $150. but it seems like there's something for everybody here in vegas. >> there sure is. you want to put it on? >> put it on, p-diddy. >> feels nice. >> there we go, wrap on up. >> oh, you guys, we want to thank the show girls. you are awesome.

can we try the hat on? >> you want to have some fun? >> is that a hat? why does our hat not look like your hat? we look like muppets. is this show girls? >> you guys look great. >> well, another hat. >> this city's got something for everyone. jenna's going to hit the town and check it out. >> from sky high drops to my need for speed. i got a thrill of a lifetime. come with me. check this out, bro. what's that, broheim? i switched to geico and got more. more savings on car insurance? yeah bro-fessor, and more. like renters insurance. more ways to save. nice, bro-tato chip. that's not all, bro-tein shake. geico has motorcycle and rv insurance, too.

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i got a feelin' >> some people love adventure, and they like living on the edge, while others kind of like me like to keep our feet on the ground as long as we're dancing to the music. >> not me! i love trying new things. when my producer forced me, and because i'm such a good sport or maybe they just can force me into anything, i went to try all the things vegas had to share. as night turns to day and the vegas strip goes from naughty to nice, adventure takes hold and was calling my name. first up, the need for speed. okay, i'm about to get my speed on. i'm here at dream racing. the only place in vegas where

i had my pick. what do you think about this baby. you're the man who's going to keep me safe? he had his work cut out for him. whoo, boy, oh, no. we did hit a cone or two, but i'm ready. no cone hitting. >> go. here comes speed racer >> whoo! >> that's so good. high-five. that was so awesome. from 130 miles per hour to about 4. it was time for a little bit of italy at the venetian gondola ride. ah, now this i can do.

look at that sky they have stars in their eyes on the -- >> this is our lady and the tramp moment. when you love the one -- >> love, baby, love. >> very, very fun. >> my pleasure. >> then it was time to pick up the pace again. i'm at slot villa. it is a zip line that is in downtown las vegas that is five football fields long. and i'm about to go on it. we don't want a malfunction. we are going up to the top. >> yes. >> how high up is it? >> about 114 feet. >> that's pretty high. >> a little bit. >> okay.

ah! whoo! so much fun. next the peace de resistance. the sky drop. i'm really scared. i feel sick at my stomach. i was not excited. am i the biggest baby that's ever done this? why do i say yes to this? i am literally sweating in places i didn't know i could sweat. i love you! i have a giant wedgie. can you push me? no, don't push me yet. >> three, two, one, go. >> viva las vegas! ah! ah! ah! ah!

ah! [ applause ] viva las vegas! ah, viva las vegas. tammy, that was for you. i don't want to be up high anymore. that's the last time >> wait a minute. wait a minute. >> can you help me down? >> can i say one thing? i can't believe you stay up there. trust me, you're not going to want to climb down. i can't believe you did that. you told me it was scary. >> i can't believe i did that. i actually felt sick in a way that nobody wants to hear, but you know what? no more heights. >> it's the name the hottest show in vegas five years running. >> we're putting our dancing shoes on with amazing performers right after this. (cell phone rings) where are you? well the squirrels are back in the attic.

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>> yay! >> that looked so simple. >> where's my partner?

you guys are going to teach us a few moves, and we should point out that both jenna and i are uncoordinated. >> let's start with our feet apart. >> 30 seconds. >> we're going to start with four hips, left right, left right. you have to make it extra sexy though. left right, left right. you're going to do a little pull out with the guys. bend in to them. >> what? >> no! >> there you go, ladies. five, six, seven, eight.

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suddenly we are magic we are live from las vegas, jenna bush hager filling in for kathie lee. we have the one, the only, olivia newton john. >> she's become a regular in vegas, ten hits on the charts. she'll always be sandy from that little musical you may have seen, and i know every single word to, "grease." >> she's at the flamingo hotel and her show is appropriately called "summer nights." >> do you still love it? when you get up on stage, olivia, and you see the crowd out there and you start singing one of your hits, what does it feel like now? >> it feels even better than before. i feel so grateful.

sing and i never tire of it. the audience is enjoying it. when i was younger i was so nervous. but i really enjoy myself. >> you were my first girl crush even before the term. because i loved doing grease in ways that i can't explain. what would sandy and danny be doing now? do you think they're still together? do you think they're divorced? children? do you ever think about it? >> it's interesting to think of the maney different ways. i think of them as stuck in time. >> i love your bracelet. it's unique. is that something special? >> yes, this is from peru. my husband spent a lot of time in the amazon rainforest. and this is from peru. >> your husband did what jenna did, which is jump off that ridiculous building. and what is it about your

stuff, do you think? >> he loves adventure. he's an adventurer. >> are you attracted to that in him, that adventure? that sense of -- >> i think so. i'm not as adventurous as him in those scary ways. but in the work that we do, we have to be a little adventurous. >> you wouldn't have jumped off the building like jenna did or your husband? >> no, i don't like heights enough. >> thank you. i love watching you and your daughter perform together. and a lot of people, you know, aren't familiar with your daughter. what is that like, performing with her? >> it's the best. it's the best. i love it. i admire her so much because she's a veryalented singer and songwriter, and she took one of my songs "magic." and rewrote it. it was number one. it was amazing. >> we've watched, the way you talk about her, the pride of a mother, what's it been like all

>> it's been amazing. when she was very little, we did some television movies together, and she told me when she was 17. now she's finding her own stride again. and she's in the studio, and she's made a movie. she's got a wonderful future. >> did you know from the beginning that she was talented? because some kids must come out of the womb talented. >> other children. >> she was always very, very funny. she was born with, she wasorn funny and was always funny in perfrfming as a little girl. and a great singer. >> i think what makes, your show is unique in so many ways. a lot of people are doing this for the money, but yours is also for a cause. >> they have allowed a portion

foundation in melbourne. it helps the families and the patients. they have all sorts of care, what they're going through, with the treatment. so it's really important to me. there's a reason beyond just enjoying myself and singing. >> you're making a difference in every single show. you actually made my mom so happy. she went to see you in concert. she took this picture. you attract people of all ages, all throughout the spectrum. moms -- >> you have this legendary music and movies that everybody loves. >> thank you. >> thank you for coming to see us. >> olivia is performing every tuesday through saturday at the flamingo. get your tickets. from one hot tamale to two hot tamale the.he. so how ya doing? enough p pssure in here for ya?

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las vegas, and two of the country's hottest chefs are right here on the strip. >> they're so hot that it's in their name, they're the two hot tamales. >> they were among the first celebrity chefs to land at the strip. they opened border grill 17 years ago. >> and it's clear these ladies are the staples of the vegas food scene.