has a standby but the palate of the consumer is changing. >> to go to mcdonald's to eat something greasyids want a the happy meal. they did something wrong with their marketing and business strategy they tried to be all things to all people. charles: they tried to dissuade a the politically correct crowd they've been served apple slices. >> but they only come in a happy meal i appreciate that >> look at that cabinet. look at that. that is your burger. >> it is also 1400 calories. >> mcdonald's has 152 products or something like that. i don't discount the research department they will figure this out with customized hamburgers. >> the best thing they are great to their franchise owners. they really do take care of them. >> they need to do something very different. >> more calories? civitas. charles: to be nice your franchise owners put more money in their pocket. 3% mortgages a first-time homebuyers you could get a home with a 3 percent down so will distort the needed rally for housing? when we come back. you don't need to think about the energy that makes our lives possible. because we d

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not too greasy. then we will start to warm things up next weekend. we are kind of defending it with the warm and the wet with cold in the middle. >> well, we have been waiting for it and we knew it was coming. >> thank you. >> the redskins are cleaning up the lockers today. an ending to a terrible season with lots of injuries, disappointment, and a loss against the rivals, the cowboys. john gonzalez has more from redskins park as the team puts to bed what was truly an awful season. >> redskins players face reality and a commonplace. appropriately a room where they have shed blood and tears. at time they are trying to erase painful memories. >> we have just got to try to understand what we are trying to do here. >> much like the chamber that strips solomon of his powers, these gridiron warriors revered by so many find themselves leaving redskins park of it average and normal. >> we are all good football players, we all know how to do that. it is that professionalism that we have to learn. >> somewhere asked to sign one last autograph. this from his ow

you come here when you want to get greasy and get down. >> and he nearly fries his entire investment bankruptcy. remember, when it comes to restaurants, it's all about location, location, location. >> at the time that i moved to a great location, but i realized that it wasn't a restaurant area, it was a fast food area. i lost about 3, $400,000 when i moved to the pink teacup. >> and you've had a couple of address changes. are you settled in? >> a lot of my customers are already in brooklyn. it wasn't a hard stretch for me to come here and settle down. i want my customers to be able to talk to me. i want them to text me. i want them to say my family's coming to town. i'm at the restaurant, serving great. i want to have a personal relationship with people experiences coming into my restaurant. >> thanks, trish. still to come, rebuilding haiti. >>> welcome back. this week from the corner office, haiti's prime minister and his blueprint to rebuild the island nation. >> paul, when most people think of the small island of haiti, the first thing that comes to mind might be poverty, charity,

fried, greasy foods could cause indigestion. okay. breaking news. and get plenty of sleep because doctors say rest is the best medicine. anything surprising there for you? >> no. >> we hope all of you join us tonight on wusa9 news because we will be here ringing in the new year with you. >> no hangovers there. >>> organizers putting finishing touches on times square where thousands will usher in the new year. >> we are just six hours away. i can't believe six hours away from 2015. >> see you, 2014. >> the glitter yea ball not the only object -- glittery ball not the only object to fall at midnight, though. >> three, two, one, happy new year! >> reporter: in a growing number of cities across the country it wouldn't be a new year celebration without falling food. atlanta drops a peach. miami a neon orange and a moon pie flies over mobile, alabama, to mark the start of the new year. in lebanon, pennsylvania, it's baloney. in dillsburg, pennsylvania, a pickle. a drag queen named sushi descends over the streets of key west, florida. the tradition of ring

while we were on break jj abrams showed kim car dashians big greasy butt what it's really meant to break a new teaser for star wars. >> have you felt it.

>> what about over-fried chicken that's all greasy or dried-out oatmeal?rdone pork chops or charred steak? >> well, what if i was to tell you that instead, you could now have perfect grilled-cheese sandwiches perfectly browned evenly every single time? >> all that cheese is melted in there so delicious. >> perfectly melted. >> yeah. >> and i could have perfectly grilled steaks set at 350 degrees that give me a perfect medium-rare steak or however you like it, and it's never going to burn. perfect pork chops. and not only pork chops. >> right. salmon, grilled vegetables, sausage -- perfect every time. >> and what if i told you, when you fried your chicken, it was gonna be fried at the perfect temperature of 375 -- gently, perfectly, crispy, never soaking up too much oil? >> that's hard to do. >> in fact, that's the problem with the old stovetops, whether it's gas or electric. you can turn it up and down, but because you don't have precise control, you're going to get boil-overs. because you don't have precise control, you're going to burn the cereal on the

the noodles, the greasy bottle of fish sauce and the smell. about five seconds we will go past a woman who has a cowboy hat on. [ speaking foreign language ]. >> the lady with the hat stands out among the dozens of street vendors across from the old city's north gate. >> the best khao kha mu stewed pork leg in the city. potentially none finer in thailand. >> are we doing that? >> for years she's been serving this -- khao kha mu. slowly stewed pork. >> she cooks it in a master sauce. you know the chinese master sauce where you cook it in the same thing. it probably goes back at least a generation. >> like sherry. there's a little bit of the original batch still in there? >> exactly. >> hacking red meat all day and there's like not a drop on the frilly -- >> this is a sauce that goes with it. kind of like a sour chili sauce. and then you've got to have some of these pickled mustard greens, too, pak dong. >> that's really tasty. >> this place is famous as hell. half the people here are tourists, probably chinese tourists. [ speaking foreign langu

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greasy food. or more alcohol. that's hair of the dog. to be too smart to overindulge in the first place. you guys were fantastic. new busy, we appreciated. we appreciate you watching the show. happy new year to everyone. make sure you watch us every night at 6:00 p.m. up, next, lou dobbs. keep it here. >>> good evening, everybody. president obama conducting his annual year end news conference today and not surprisingly he declared this year to be one of his best. president obama began his press conference by acknowledging that north korea was behind the massive breach of s

greasy on saturday. saturday's 538. sunday, 38 mix of clouds and son. next week we warm up. 13.13 that's not that tough. i have tweets that are much heavier than that. >> waits that you don't have to squeeze through a body part. >> that's what you think ... >> that is double the morning--double the baby weight. god bless the mother. let's move on. mark brown tries state we have a right lane block where a car rear ended a semi truck. working to clear that up now, no word on injuries but we know there's a big emergency response there. and mr. mack is blocked off at state what they do some work on that cta until 5:00. another 40 minutes before that is moved out. numbers looked good. we will have another update on traffic in just a few minutes. >> coming up, when you need to know before giving gift cards. >> and tiger woods takes his first competitive swing in four months. let's just say he was a little rusty. >> it's like me out there. let's talk about social media. have you noticed fake stories popping up in your news feed? everybody is hearing stories th

take her seriously and calls her a witch doctor then we realized she perfected over 45 years with greasy including homemade moonshine. plenty of fluids in the week to 10 days later he would be cured. the point is all of the interventions he was from a bailout or printing money as the economy gets worse but it is without the risk of a nasty hangover. talk about this. [laughter] >> i knew it. >> you are correct. >> but it's the only cure that makes it worse. >> the wedding is $3 trillion? >> is enough for the average person? >> that they are jealous. >> but we will pay for it. >> would we recovered without the federal reserve? >> we but not be where we are today. >> but may be right where we are is a little tougher but that no know what will happen in. intent days if you suffer through a deep recession and to be much better before the more that's something in excess the last deluge it as then ultimately the less value our money will have. >> that is of people feel they are a agree they have not seen a change. people are saying things will happen. >> even as they do that with the interest-r

. >> how do you get your bacon so crispy and in the greasy. >> the the trick is slow and low. >> we cookract moisture out of things. with that. so we will just get a spoon right here. so, we cook bacon in that. bacon is provided by 1732 meats. they have given us bacon. >> what are these. >> these are plum tomatoes that we roast overnight in the oven. these have cooked for 13 hours overnight. >> they look delicious. >> thank you. >> thinks our version of the kicked up blt. >> yes. >> we have the mayonnaise sprays, we have boston bits, oven roasted tomatoes. >> how much bacon do you put on so you down over power. >> i don't think you can over power it. i think people want the bacon. people crave bacon. people go nuts for it. what he doment that then we grab our chicken, we're a fried chicken restaurant. >> while doing that how many restaurants are participating in this festival. >> thirty. >> it is not all about bacon but also about beer. do you want to talk about that part of it. >> we have plenty of breweries coming. both of them are local breweries. i have brought sample from his two ne

i was literally -- i was pretending i knew what i was doing with this greasy pole. >> jimmy: okay. >>n a competition two countries away. and then i got a phone call. and it was a guy who said, ah, timothy, you must come back to france -- that's a french accent, by the way -- [ laughter ] i said, why? i said, i've got my hand up a pipe here. he said, i cannot tell you, it is impossible. i said, well, i'm not -- [ laughter ] there's a car waiting for you. a car -- i got to tell you. you come back, there might be something interesting for you to come here. so, i got -- i said, all right, get in the car, my wife grabbed some sandwiches, we jumped in the car. we went to the airport and ended up in the nice airport and the same french guy, he was french, said, okay, timothy, we must rush now, you have to get to the theater where you are going to be groomed and you must get in the car now and we will have the police -- and i said, what do you mean? he said, you have to hurry. i said, what's happening? he said, i can't tell you! [ laughter ] i said, all right. we go in the car, my wife and i

and i love the fact that kennedy described herself as greasy as a full food cook. got to be hot. >> it's oppressive. what is makeup but a liquid berka? >> someone get me a wet wipe. >> we like our berkas here at fox news. >> not to go too deep, aren't you living a lie? if you're willing to show from the neck down but not the neck up with nothing on, what does that say about you? >> chris rock does a bit on this. he said women, you're liars. you wear padded bras, heels and then women look at men and say, stop lying. don't lie to me. didn't your mother ever tell you, that's just accentuating your features? >> it's working with what you've got. >> i'm a strong proponent of heels and makeup and all of that stuff but i would let the guy see me without makeup, say, after two dates. >> my husband looked at my counter and said, man, that's a lot of potions. >> that goes into the next segment. five pairs of shoes, three jackets and four handbags. just for a weekend trip? ladies, if you're guilty of overpacking like this, listen up. we will break down what you should actuall

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when people are treating me saying it is a mess out there and it really is no surprise >> reporter: greasyat as heavy rain in the rain forest are pretty good more than an inch and a half for our more than half an inch for the locations were seen pretty good line coming down is deafening going to be a saudi committee this morning in the sea in the san jose area and deftly coming down on one 01 and 280 for the east bay advances their waking up in the north bay it is what here is the reason why we're tapping into sunset tropical more sure primarily to the southwest. the last four weeks in this kind of weather is back in november 2012 this is below the center that low will become in that way later on to my answer to our future cachalot assess six is more will still see some rain cloud conditions and that weather will continue for much of the morning commute at endicott widespread once again pretty much the story for today is afternoon and this evening will notice the rain also a thunderstorm possibility and when the dust will pick up the attention of the four amounts are. >> reporter: wednesda

as the population expanded across the west but that is why because of efforts that greasy a national the was saying how i have almost 40,000 and a correspondence many of them say keep going. some say you're an idiot along with those asking for help but multiple times i have never understood ito's degree with you, i am of vision but his best friend jose and he helped make wash my car. i love him. i don't think it is right that this young person should not be treated this say why i would want somebody to treat my son. so even though i still don't agree with you, i'd to ask that you give jose a chance. that is where the building comes from. but it is important to realize their runs both ways. i have been at the receiving end but for anybody that is concerned, with the impact of immigration that they must be racist or anti-immigrant or they're ignorant and that is not true either. there are people and those who believed in emigration but are concerned that it will depress wages particularly in the lowe's sector but those are legitimate questions and we have to be just as civil as expect

. >> just so fat greasy food that people like. [laughter] >> good to see you, charles.lay in the rose bowl and the sugar bowl. big-time money for the team and sponsors. congratulations. this is a big-time game. that means a lot to a lot of people. i think it has a lot of people excited about college football. >> it does. the elevation has made college football the second favorite sport in this country. only behind the nfl. >> you are creating new rivalries. now, you know, it is different. the south versus the north. >> most definitely. the number one defense in the country of gives against the number two offense in the country. these games are very important to college football. very important to espn. very important to the sponsors like chick-fil-a. very important to the fans. >> it has feel under seems like it has changed exponentially. >> we went out and recruited the high school football college hall of fame. very interactive in atlanta. we started to take off games. now, we have the new college football playoffs at the end of the year. charles: gerri, let's talk ab

so greasy benefits we have not even counted on in years prior.s in a when people talk about the iraqis do you know, you train them? rhode island and national guard. in to do maintain? if you go to the 162nd fighter wing you will find people being trained and how to operate by a - - f-16s and multiple other countries. if you go to saint john misery you'll go to the tactic center to train other rivers. i had no idea and tell a decade to this job and still learning things today how involved we are. it is a great program. our opportunity to continue to do that it does take some funding but it is all long-term relationships it with the national guard we stay with units for a long time. so we will continue to the same idea is that america us does on behalf of the commanders with the embassy country teams anybody he thinks it is the right thing to do henry to make this strategy a bigger piece. i gave you three missionaries. 70% part-time leveraging a skill sets out there very passionate people. it might be a second job. but as people create their civili

i hated him so much for falling that i smeared my greasy popcorn hand on his yankees jacket. felt horrible guilt. i said let's go have a drink. we get to the bar and it's the night of the first gulf war. the tv is on. born,of you weren't even but it was when there was just cnn. all of a sudden, cnn had graphics and a theme song and hot people talking about war. , are theyto myself reporting on a war are trying to sell me a war? it felt really weird. , -- i thought,e we're screwed as a nation. i started looking at the world through a different lens. i started reading more stuff in talking about the media. one-womanuple of shows an comedy central said you want to create a show that's on everyday about the news? i said, i do, but the one thing that is key is that we make fun of the newsmakers, we actually use the news of the character. we look at the way they do the news and make fun of that. the manipulation is part of it. >> ok. awesome. thank you. work, a lot of your involves merging politics and humor. let's go to a clip from your organization. clip] >> oh, there's a screen.

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" we wanted to the movie, he fell asleep after the movie and i i took myso much that greasy hand and smeared it on and i felt jacket unbelievably horrible guilt and when he woke up i could've ended the date, but i said no, let's go have a drink. we get to the bar and it is the war. of the first gulf it was when there was just cnn. and 87 song and hot people talking about war. i was like, are they reporting on a war or trying to sell me a warm. it felt really weird. and right when i thought that, " this isid, awesome." are screwed., we after that, i started talking more about the media, i did a couple one-woman shows and comedy central said, hey do you want to create a show that is on everyday about the news. i said, i do but he one thing i think we should do is key is we do not actually just make fun of the newsmakers but we use the news as a care for. we look at the way they do the news and we make fun of that because the manipulation is part of that. i'm sorry, that was really long. but that was how it was. >> ok, thank you. today, a lot of your work is more directly merging. let u

i hated him so much for falling asleep that i smeared my greasy popcorn hand on his yankees jacket. i felt horrible guilt. i said let's go have a drink. we get to the bar and it's the night of the first gulf war. the tv is on. a lot of you weren't even born, but it was when there was just cnn. all of a sudden, cnn had graphics and a theme song and hot people talking about war. i thought to myself, are they reporting on a war are trying to sell me a war? it felt really weird. when i felt like, -- i thought, we're screwed as a nation. i started looking at the world through a different lens. i started reading more stuff in talking about the media. i did a couple of one-woman shows an comedy central said you want to create a show that's on everyday about the news? i said, i do, but the one thing that is key is that we make fun of the newsmakers, we actually use the news of the character. we look at the way they do the news and make fun of that. the manipulation is part of it. >> ok. awesome. thank you. today, a lot of your work involves merging politics and humor. let's go to a clip fro