what a weird juxtaposition of her and the muppets. >> those aren't the muppets. >> "sesame >> "sesame, my gosh. i used it synonymously. >>> the mobile man cave. taking the best part of the sour-smelling questionably decorated basement refuge and putting it on wheels. check it out. a california car builder took his man cave alfresco. this refashioned 2000 monte carlo features a billiard table to drool over. it turned many heads. did i mention it can go 100 miles an hour? >> come on. move that slate. >> and when you get tired of playing pool, there's a television, electric dartboard, refrigerator, and high-end sound system. >> this is like the man cave on wheels. >> but you don't need more man cave. >> what? >> hi why not? >> huh? >> said the outnumbered woman on the show. >>> now, for a major cuteness alert. when i saw these guys, my heart melted. new additions of the cincinnati zoo. the african painted dogs were born in january. they're just now making their public debut. as you can see, they're rambunctious. they're known for long ears and beautiful coats. they're the rarest species

. >>> and muppets mania. >> welcome to "the muppet show." hey, we're going to have a wonderful show for you tonight. >> are kermit and the gang ready to come back to tv? the big news about the most lovable puppets around. ♪ it's time to put on makeup, it's time to dress up right ♪ >>> hey, good morning. happy easter. we'll get to the pope in just a minute. but we start here with the final four, now down to the final two. this is the scene after wisconsin pulled off a huge upset. beating the undefeated kentucky team, ending what could have been a historymaking run. >> after the defeat, foul off the court. look at this. the streets of lexington, kentucky. more than 30 arrests. meantime, duke beats michigan state. the stage is now set for monday night's epic battle between two number one seeds. alex perez is in indianapolis with the highlights and a look ahead. good morning alex. >> reporter: good morning, paula. everyone talking about the upset. everyone thinking about the wisconsin nail-biter. you could hear the hearts of kentucky wildcats fa

so, you got -- there was melisandre muppet.an, my life has become infinitely cooler since i've been on the show. >> seth: yeah. but all stuff that a lot of people would think is not cool. that's what i like. you're like, on "the simpsons." on "the muppets." >> the only thing i really would like it be now is to be pinballized. >> seth: oh, yeah, well, that's probably -- there will probably be a "game of thrones" pinball game soon enough. >> there are rumors that they're making a pinball machine and i love playing pinball. >> seth: yeah. but this was maybe -- because i know you're a snoop dogg fan. i've known that for a while. >> that's also because of you, i think. >> seth: i think more my brother. >> man, what would i -- >> seth: you would know nothing about me. you would nothing. i made you and not a dime. [ laughter ] not one dime, not one gilder. you -- i remember you used to know all the lyrics to "gin and juice", which is really exciting. that's a song you want to hear with a dutch accent. [ laughter ] but you tweeted this

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i have to tell you, bill, i really want my own muppet. online and follow the show on twitter to keep tabs on how the most ridiculous dares are doing. goodnightly, everyone! [crowd cheering] [cheering swells] man: mr. co? man: full house, people. mr. cox? man 2: chris! stage left... mr. cox? man 3: starting in five... guys i need cox. he goes on in two minutes, and i can't find him. man 4: hey, that's what i do. mr. cox. m-mr. cox? you're gonna have to give him a moment, son. dewey cox needs to think about his entire life before he plays. [♪] [piano playing chopin's "prelude in g minor"] come on, nate let's go play.

i have to tell you, bill, i really want my own muppet.t online and follow the show on twitter to keep tabs on how the most ridiculous dares are doing. goodnightly, everyone! >> it's 11:59 and 59 secretary this happened on barstool sports.com. we're smack-dab in the middle of spring break you know what that means, lots of footage of hot coed on hot concrete action. (laughter) >> good job cody. nothing says i'll beat your ass like a pink tank top and teva san dahls. now this guy by the cay has been trying to start a fight for like most of the video but we couldn't show you the whole individual why you know this guy what is his fraternity nick name natasha leggero. >> milwaukee's worst. >> sarah tiana. >> i think it's adell because he's chasing pavement. >> nice that's

i have to tell you, bill, i really want my own muppet.ne and follow the show on twitter to keep tabs on how the most ridiculous dares are doing. goodnightly, everyone! >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart. got a good show for you tonight. one of the friends of the program, kevin hart will be joining us in just a little bit. we love that man. dheers plaus. >> jon: but first, we have a little bit of revenues out of congress, illinois congressman and doingie houser want a be aaron schock famous for his downton abbey style office and pimped out instagram feed has come to a decision. >> congressman aaron schock is resigning from congress. >> i do this with a heavy heart. >> he said the constant questions over the last six weeks have proven a great distraction from has made it too difficult for me to serve the people of the 18th district with the high standards they

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of the muppet reboot.in frog is still on the rocks. it's a little soap opera-esque. the original muppet show ran from '76 to '81, glorious years of my childhood. >> it still holds up. thank you. thank you lara. >>> let's go to ginger now. >> trying to find all the energy, it's tough to detect. because i think these ladies -- you wanted to say hi to friends where? >> love you scagway, love you florida. >> we don't get to say that very often. they have been pretty mild all winter, at least a lot of alaska has. we wanted to start in nashville where it's going to be slightly mild but the rain is what we're talking about. they're about average in nashville but more this week along the same front you see that will be with the severe weather back in the plains. and northeast raining, too. enjoy the dry day here, everybody, well, at least the dry start. >> live doppler hd radar showing we have increasing clouds and that will bring wind exists and cooler temperatures and rain is on way. our temperatures are high to

tonight an interesting scientific discovery that contains what some say sewer curious link to the muppets>> scientist in companies at a ricoh came across a new species of glass frog. their skin is translucent there's a striking resemblance to kermit the frog. now it's not just the skin. look at the eyes, too. >> right. >> unlike kermit we're pretty sure this glass frog doesn't sing, dance or do television with bob shieffer. sadly that would be needed if they both could do that. >> it's not easy being green. >> it's not. we'll be right back. >> heavy rain and gusty winds messing up the i-95 i-95 corridor tonight. >> thank you for watching "eyewitness news" at 11:00. for everyone here i'm chris may. >> i'm jessica dean. the late show next with john travolta. have a good night. we'll see you tomorrow. you are watching "the better memory show" hosted by cyndi edwards with special guest mark underwood. we will be discussing practical ways to improve your memory, and we'll be giving you tips to support your brain. the program you're watching is a paid advertisement for prevagen sponsored by qui

. >> a do-over for muppet mcgraw but with the same results. morgan tuck, the three.moore, not on court, in the stands. tony thought i had said maya moore like she was playing. kaleena mosqueda-lewis, she's all that. uconn wins its third straight national championship. the tenth national championship for geno auriemma. i had uconn in my bracket. >>> anthony davis and the pelicans hosting the warriors. new orleans fighting for that eighth spot. a half game behind oklahoma city to start the night. fourth quarter, davis, bucket, foul, hit the free throw. pelicans up by 4. 29 and 10 boards for davis. warriors down 3. under a minute to go, steph curry, 25 for him. game tied at 100. after pelicans free throws, warriors down three, curry loses it, regains it, nearly knocks in a three that would have sent the game to overtime but not so much. pelicans win it, 103-100. >>> thunder lost so the pelicans now in the eight spot in the west. >> all right. thanks to the fellas there. >>> some more video to show you here. we get this from a gopro camera that was lost. now, check it ou

tonight an interesting scientific discovery that contains what some say sewer curious link to the muppetscompanies at a ricoh came across a new species of glass frog. their skin is translucent there's a striking resemblance to kermit the frog. now it's not just the skin. look at the eyes, too. >> right. >> unlike kermit we're pretty sure this glass frog doesn't sing, dance or do television with bob shieffer. sadly that would be needed if they both could do that. >> it's not easy being green. >> it's not. we'll be right back. ♪ there is no royal blood in this country. nothing is reserved for anyone. it's all just out there... ...waiting... ...for someone to reach out... ...and take it. and the ones who do... ...these are the kings and queens of america. ♪ >> heavy rain and gusty winds messing up the i-95 i-95 corridor tonight. >> thank you for watching "eyewitness news" at 11:00. for everyone here i'm chris may. >> i'm jessica dean. the late show next with john travolta. have a good night. we'll see you tomorrow. ( band playing "late show" theme ) >> alan: from the most photographed it's t

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. >> a do of over for muppet mcgraw but with the same results. morgan tuck, the three. maya moore, not on court, in the stands. he thought i said maya moore like she was playing. ka lean ma mosqueda lewis is all that. uconn wins its third straight national championship. the tenth national championship for gino auriemma. i had uconn in my bracket. >> anthony davis and the pelicans. half game behind oklahoma city. fourth quarter davis, bucket foul hit the free throw. pelicans up by four. 29 and 10 boards for davis. warriors down three. under a minute to go steph curry, 25 for him. game tied at 100. after pelicans free throws warriors down three, curry loses it regains it nearly knocks in a three that would have sent it to overtime but not so much. pelicans win it 103-100. >>> thunder lost so the pelicans now in the eight spot in the west. >> all right. thanks to the fellas there. more video to show you. we get this from a gopro camera that was lost. check it out. this was its last recording. this was during a sky dive in sweden. >> the person wearing it tries to link up w

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. >> -- and all that matters -- >> it's "the muppet show." ♪ it's time to play the music ♪ >> a /*muppetsw is in the works. >> the kids are on the white house lawn looking for easter eggs. they found about 3,000 hillary clinton e-mails. captioning funded by cbs that of his father harrison fold. he's show casing big meals with bold flavors. he's our guest on "the dish." >>> one of the indy bands, death cab. we'll talk about the breakup that looms over the new songs. they'll perform in our "saturday session." >>> our top story this morning deadly storms across the midwest and south. at least two people were killed and about a half dozen were injured from heavy rains and high winds. in mississippi, severe storms caused problem frps drivers in the northeastern part of the state. >> in tennessee, heavy rains drenched the state. there were reports of damaging winds and downed trees. thousands lost power. >>> and in kentucky the body of a woman swept away by floodwaters has been found. a second woman died when a tree fell on her tent in a campground. more than 5 inches of rain fell in kentucky a

pampers [muppets] looks so good...ly refreshing way to enjoy your meals. ♪ it's the flavour we all savour, ♪ ♪ does any food a favour... ♪ you gotta be (ah) more (ah) tea! ♪ tea-riffic! lipton.be more tea. and now try iced tea in a squeeze. >> jimmy: jamie foxx and chris brown. our next guest is one of our country's most-cherished national resources. she is a seven-time emmy-winning actress you know from our most favorite tv shows ever. on april 26th, she will be the recipient of a lifetime achievement award at the daytime emmys. please welcome betty white. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: come over here. >> oh. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. what's going on with your eye? >> oh, well. the makeup lady had a little problem with me. she hit me. i was just -- i mean it was so unexpected, you know. i thought she had a powder puff. she had her fist. >> jimmy: i apologize. that's not how we expect our staff to behave with the guests. >> no, i don't think so. how are you? very good to see you. >> i sl

. >>> have you ever wanted to hang out with the the muppets? >> or more specifically moi? >>> the brooklyn museum says it plans to give miss piggy the sachler center first award. the museum says it's giving it to her "for more than 40 years of blazing feminist trails with determination and humor." >>> there are a lot of questions today about joni mitchell's health. a lot of you talking about that today, as a matter of fact. medics rushed mitchell to the hospital last month after someone found her unconscious. take a look at this this is on her web site talking about her health. the web site is a new update it says she's expected to make a full recovery. however court documents surfaced yesterday say she's unresponsive. we'll let you know when we find out exactly what's going on. >>> now let's check in with digital editor brittany johnson about another performer making news today. >> reporter: so it's just been announced that the conga queen miss gloria estefan will be performing at this year's national memorial day concert on the capitol lawn on sunday may 24 at 8:00 p.m.

but putting the muppet on the cover and treating him like a rock star i am not surprised. i heard the fraternity did an assessment of the damages and what they could get. if it was $6 per reader so it is a total of $18. >> pete, welcome to the show. >> thanks for having me. >> great to have you. "rolling stone" called jackie the accuser and said, quote, she is a really expert fabulous story teller. sure. that may be true, but sbt it a -- isn't it a journalist's job? >> this was always a their are you tiff an argument in the form of fact. it was to find someone who had leak leanne unfortunate -- leakily, an unfortunate experience. there were facts or so-called facts on top and make it a fraternity gone wrong and off the rails. that's what it is about. if you look at the background she is dedicated to exposing sexual uh -- assault. not making it up in the process. >> in her apology the -- i don't want to say journalist, the writer said, quote, i allowed my concern for jackie's well being and my fear of retraumatizing her and her credibility to take the place of more question

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calling all muppet fans. it's time to light the lights. kermit and ms.a pilot has been ordered for right here on abc. >> yay. >> sure to make a big bang. the reason i use that expression is that the cocreator of the hit sitcom is taking the helm. miss piggy's relationship with a certain frog is still on the rocks. the original muppet show ran from '76 to '81 glorious years of my childhood. >> it still holds up. thank you. >> let's go to ginger now. >> trying to find all the energy. tough to detect. because i think these -- you wanted to say hi to friends where? >> love you scagway, love you florida. >> we don't get to say that very often. they have been mild all winter at least a lot of alaska has. in nashville is going to be slightly mild but the rain is what we're talking about. average in nashville but more this week along the same front you see that will be with the severe weather back in the plains. and northeast raining, too. enjoy the dry day eileen: temperatures are little bit cool thisorning but we are climbing to 72 degrees this afternoon which

calling all muppet fans. it's time to light the lights. kermit and ms.pilot has been ordered for right here on abc. >> yay. >> sure to make a big bang. the reason i use that expression is that the cocreator of the hit sitcom is taking the helm. miss piggy's relationship with a certain frog is still on the rocks. the original muppet show ran from '76 to '81 glorious years of my childhood. >> it still holds up. thank you. >> let's go to ginger now. >> trying to find all the energy. tough to detect. because i think these -- you wanted to say hi to friends where? >>> this is tate from hamilton michigan and he said this is my track coach mr. spot. so mr. spot is tossing back into you guys. >> it is spring break for the teachers too. >> coming up we know sadie robertson from "duck dynasty" and "dancing with the stars." now we're seeing a whole new side of her in a video she posted getting lots of reaction online. the star sharing a personal and powerful message about body image, drawing strength from faith and encouraging us to just be ourselves. >> my name is

pampers [muppets] looks so good...ing way to enjoy your meals. ♪ it's the flavour we all savour, ♪ ♪ does any food a favour... ♪ you gotta be (ah) more (ah) tea! ♪ tea-riffic! lipton.be more tea. and now try iced tea in a squeeze. i like fun as much as anyone. but we need to talk about - whoa! what was that? - about mustache safety. my blazin' chicken sandwich has ghost pepper ranch sauce. you crave it. but you need to respect it. so remember: keep it neat, before you eat the heat. coming in hot! jack's blazin' chicken sandwich is back, and it's got a new bacon buddy. they're both fired-up with spicy crispy chicken, sliced jalapeños and ghost pepper ranch sauce. you've. been. warned. >> jimmy: jamie foxx and chris brown. our next guest is one of our country's most-cherished national resources. she is a seven-time emmy-winning actress you know from our most favorite tv shows ever. on april 26th, she will be the recipient of a lifetime achievement award at the daytime emmys. please welcome betty white. [ cheers and appla

one of your favorite muppets has come to life.cies -- they think it's new, we've known it forever. the costa rican native is the first glass frog species to have been discovered in over 40 years. can you imagine that? it has well, you know people would call that bulging eyes, but as someone who was called frog eyes borough up, eiffel not going to say anything. >>> saving the golden state nearly 100% of california's experiencing some form of drought, but actor william shatner has found a solution. he's proposing a $30 billion water pipeline running all the way up to seattle. he's ready to raise the money himself -- well online. jonathan and rich are back with me now. he's going to do a kickstarter campaign. shatner could actually do it, $30 billion. seattle officials say we feel bad for california but there's no surplus water here. they're, like, why is he eyeing our water? hide the water, keep it away from shatner. jonathan hoenig, what's your take? >> i don't think he set his phaser to stun, i think he set it to magic mushrooms,

it looks like a muppet but isn't.g, cute thing is they will wait at the top of a the tree. if it is smaller than them they are going after it. >> i did that. 1968. >> jimmy: this is the one you need at your house. >> this would be perfect for you. skunks are perfect food because they like rabbit-sized prey. >> wow. >> i see our producer jason and he's small and i'm fearing he will be carried off. we will have to take a break. monster week starts may 17th on animal planet. dayle dave salmoni, billy crystal. when we return music from modest mouse. not a real mouse. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank dave salmoni for being here. thanks to billy crystal. watch "the comedians." there are grapes leftover if anyone wants any. apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first, this is their album "strangers to ourselves", here with the song "the ground walks, with time in a box," modest mouse

if you look at the game fourth against second both play like complete and utter muppets. if that is it one has to be worried about the performance of german soccer in general. >> recently the national championship has been likely. we qualify for the champion's league and the time of the national cup. over the years we can count on the championship. >> in spain real madrid put the pressure on barcelona in the race for a title. in a 4-2 win. real had to work for the win after they took an early lead. matters settled before hernandez followed up on champion's league efforts before a goal. later 3-2. a second goal from hernandez wrapped up the win, leaving real two point behind barca. >> the other matches saw a win in a battle to avoid relegation. seville won to move up to fourth >>> chelsea are close to being crowned champions. they are 10 clear at the top and need a win to be all but certain of taking the title. arsenal is third. >> it's one point. we need five. if we win today we need three. if we lose, we need eight. so this point is like almost three points because you d

. >> plus why the health department is now using the muppets to get more kid to get their vaccinations. and san francisco looking beautiful. a live look at the city by the bay. but shocking price that it will cost to you live here. >> . >>> new at 11:00, a tour bus erupting in flames while tourists are on board. this happened in san bernardino county this afternoon. the driver told police he thought he heard the rear tire of the bus explode right before smoke filled the cabin. all of the tourists did make it off the bus safely. replacing the bus came it take down to their destination in ventura. who would do it? sea lion kidnapped off a southern california beach. a group of people harassing two sea lion pups on a beach this morn pg. then the suspects wrapped up one of the pups in a blachk et and took off with the animal and put them in their car. this is video of the a second sea lion left behind and later rescueed. experts say keeping a sea lion is not only illegal but could be dangerous. >> they have a great ten times harter than a pitbull and their mouth is very dirty. someone could