where were you there, yehya? >> that one i'm in the fighting place, you see i got tickets for $8,000, somebody want to buy $2,000, i said no, i want to take picture with celebrity. >> jimmy: another great story. >> matthew says something -- >> may i buzz in for an announcement? >> buzz in. >> i always wear these while having sex. did you know that? >> no, i don't know. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yehya. who is our next celebrity? >> oh, the guy on donald trump. >> jimmy: what? >> the guy with donald trump. he's in the show "extra." >> jimmy: almost. >> he's like in "extra." celebrit he's friend to joshua bolsh. >> jimmy: you're not supposed to -- >> bolsh -- >> jimmy: you said his name. >> mario lopez? >> no, i said the show. like the celebrity. you talk about celebrity. >> jimmy: so does mario lopez, yeah, yeah. >> no mario lopez -- >> jimmy: go back to the original clue. >> like a -- i don't know. and had big hug like two day ago, tv, the news. >> jimmy: yes. >> give him hug, and trump go you know this gu

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yehya told us he was moving back to egypt in april, now he's back. what happened, yehya?> because i miss you, jimmy. >> jimmy: we had a big farewell for you, then you just came right back. >> it's okay, you know, i had to -- some time there, three months there, four months here. >> jimmy: seemed like you told us you were moving. >> no. 007 moving. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know you saw the movie, we'll get to that in a second. we came across a clip of yehya in a show -- you didn't tell us about this. >> oh, yeah. actually, you make me very famous. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the show is called "newton's cradle"? >> i'm very famous, the director, he like me, he with me here, american egyptian show, 29, 30 episodes -- >> jimmy: you're in that many episodes? >> yeah, i swear. >> jimmy: let's take a look at yehya's work on "newton's cradle." >> thank you so much. [ speaking foreign language ] [ speaking foreign language ] ♪ >> [ bleep ]! [ applause ] >> jimmy: that must have been a glitch. wow. who knew you could act, yehya? >> she's big star in egypt, very big star, like angelina.

tonight, yehya reviews a true summer blockbuster in "talken about the movie" with yehya. >> hi.n. i'm yehya. and actually, now i want to talk about the movie "transformer." mark wahlberg is in the movie. and mark wahlberg is good actor, too. he makes a lot of movie with george clooney, with a lot of celebrities. "transformer" is fighting with the other transformer, looks like jurassic bark. you know what i say. the big one. and transformer is a car. and the car it change right the way his transformer. to demolishing. everything change now. you know? before in the movie, one and two, the guy -- the young boy, shalla la bomb, and he knows my name. he wants me to do the magic cigarette. he saw it a small boy. and i do it again. i do it in egypt. and i got the cigarette in the water with the light. and i come ten feet out with cigarette smoke. and i'm not smoke. thank god. look. i turn it off now. good. go see the movie now. and good luck. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i need water. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. i have to say, that is the -- most powerful anti-

please say hello to yehya. come on out. there he is. hello, yehya. how are you?>> jimmy: god bless you. >> god bless you. >> jimmy: god bless you. >> god bless your teeth, too. >> jimmy: god bless everybody. yehya -- >> god bless you, yehya. >> god bless you, anthony. >> jimmy: very good. you're off to a good start. how many celebrities would up guess you've taken photographs with? >> almost 1,000 something now. >> jimmy: wow. now, when famous people come out of bars or restaurants, there's yehya, waiting to bounce. there's around. you know these people or you don't know them? >> people i know their name but i don't know -- i know the face, that's -- >> jimmy: very good. here is how this game is going to work. contestants, put your blindfolds on. we're about to show yehya a photo of a famous celebrity. he will describe that celebrity to the best of his ability without saying the name of the celebrity. >> no, no, i don't say. >> jimmy: do not say the name. >> plus it down. you can see. >> jimmy: are you cheating? >> i'm not cheating. >> don't worry. >> i can't see

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, god bless you, yehya. yehya, everybody.ve a great show tonight. eric wareheim is here. we've got music from x ambassadors. and we'll be back with daniel craig, so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ why go back to reality. when you could go back to the pool? the last day of vacation is still vacation with guaranteed 4pm checkout at over 1,200 fine hotels & resorts properties. one of the many reasons you're with amex platinum. we're completely out of flour. i'm trying to order more, but this site's so bad. i usually just type in flour 100 times until it works. what a great idea! this is great. honey, geo's pizza palace just launched cha cha cheesy bread. i'll go wake up the kids. ♪ ♪ you don't have to go far to experience the joy of getting out more. save on the gear that keeps you going. kohl's. the classic hollywood story. we meet the hero, the all-new nissan frontier. hero faces seemingly impossible challenge. ♪ tension builds... ♪ the plot twist. ♪ the hero prevails. in hollywood, this would be the end. but our

it's me, yehya. open up. >> hi, yehya.or the star. >> wow, nice to meet you. >> glad to meet you. yeah, flower for happy -- >> baby. >> happy kids holiday. >> hi, how are you? don't scared. i'm sorry. the flower for you. flower. >> oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. >> can i take picture with you? >> sure. god bless you. you're the best. look with me with the kid. one, two -- >> i have a lot of problems in the house. my pipes are so rusty and they won't stop leaking. someone did come out and fix it and they left the hole. >> what your name? >> my name? nadya. >> i fix that for you. >> okay, oh -- >> how are you? >> give you -- wash your hands? >> okay, i turn. >> go wash your hands. >> okay. can i take picture of your kids? >> oh, okay. >> look here, smile. i got half. i get over half. one, two -- what the kids name because i'm bad with the name. >> noah. noriah. josiah. jonah. malia. isaiah. jeremiah. and that's makai. >> it's easy for me, i make nickname. number one. number two. number three. number three -- >> there's

our next celebrity is, yehya. >> oh. >> jimmy: yes.ke white towels, he sit in the big chair like washington. you know? he make show on tv. >> jimmy: yes, kate? >> kevin spacey! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it makes sense. >> see the picture. he sits like that. >> jimmy: that is kate's show. >> my boyfriend, yeah. >> jimmy: kate is in the game. let's go to our next celebrity. yehya, please describe this person. >> oh. >> jimmy: yes. >> this guy, he's very funny and make movie with bruce willis. >> oh. yes. i messed up. i know. >> listen. wait. wait. he make movie with bruce willis and -- >> will smith! >> no. >> what? >> on tv. >> oh, tracy morgan! [ cheers and applause ] >> i don't know who make a movie with -- i don't know. >> you don't know yourself. >> i don't know myself. i don't know myself. i am afraid. >> okay. sorry. >> jimmy: god bless you. okay? >> god bless you. >> i'm fredo. >> jimmy: our next round is worth 300 points. our next round is worth 300 points. so kate, you can tie this. >> okay. >> jimmy: and that's really

in fact, yehya you used to sell ice cream?> yeah, when i was a small boy i used to sell ice cream and i ate it and the guy fire me. >> because you ate too much? >> yeah. you know, the sugar with the -- >> the cotton candy? >> yeah. i ate that and i -- >> and you got fired for that? >> because i swim a lot, i need sugar. i need something, you know? >> like a hummingbird. >> yeah, i lose money. he took me and fire me, that's okay. >> well, years later we decided to make that childhood dream come true. summer is here, it's hot out and it's important to keep your cholesterol up. we sent yehya and uncle frank next door to be ice cream guys. take a look. ♪ >> hello? >> hello. >> excuse me, we want your job. >> let me get you guys some applications. >> thank you. that's my dream, man. it's my dream. help me. it's my dream and i'm a small boy. it's my dream, man. >> i believe you. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> all you have to do is fill those out and bring them back in. >> all right. come on. we'll fill it out and bring it back. >> okay. w

yehya loves celebrities.e thought it would be fun for him and us to send him to the grammys to work the red carpet for us. here he is. enjoy. >> hi, it's me yehya. i'm in the grammys tonight. tonight i sing like i have a very good night. let's go. ♪ how are you? >> i'm very well. >> you relation with elvis presley family? >> no. >> only your name elvis, that's it. >> you know how you sound? you sound like rock music, what music? >> yes. >> hello. why you want to run, i not scare you. i'm good with you. you big too. why the guy you hit -- she go on the floor? you hit the lady -- >> no, no, no. i didn't hit anybody. >> punch in the face? >> no, no,he girl? >> you shot the girl? >> no, that was just some random guy. >> hey, hey. snoop dogg. >> lady gaga. lady gaga. >> hey, hey. you kenny rogers? >> kenny rodgers? are you kenny? >> kenny rogers? are you kenny rogers? steven he is gal, steven he is gal? what you doing tonight here? >> well, we just won a grammy for the best native american -- >> music? >> that's g

and tonight we asked our friend yehya to review it. yehya does all the big movies.xception. here is yehya talking about the movie, the first look at "rogue one: a star wars story." >> ready? action! my name is yehya, today i'm talking -- i don't forget like this. action! my name is yehya, i forget talk about the movie. oh, i forget, no. sorry, one more time. action! hi, my name is yehya, i talk about the movie behind me. "star war." you know it took a long time, it's a director, the first "star war," george lootus. the movie, talk about the people fighting, the bad people and the good people. >> the time to fight is now! >> and the girl, she's the man in the movie. the man felicity zhones. she make his hair like headphone, carrie washington. and the bad guy, he have black mask, his name dark man. he look like black. he tres like scuba diver. he take the breathe from inside. whoooooch! i got the picture with the bad guy, mads nicholson, close to george nicholasson. and the american-afternoon guy, his fame forrest wilker, he won the oscar for "the last king of costco.

tonight, yehya gives us his take on "kong: skull island." >> hi, it's me, yehya, talking about the movieovie behind me is called -- king -- skill -- sland. the movie -- this time king kong is in the -- like a dream, a lot of crazy, and the people are going dead. and you like the king kong take his monkey. no, you have monkey, you have cheat tax you have gorilla. king kong, big. the guy in the movie, the main guy, english guy, tom highling-bill. long time teller switt. he's in the movie "avengers." the fat guy, the big guy, his name jane coleman. he's in a movie with a lot of actor, he like like kids' movies, stone something, cartoon movie, right? >> magnificent. >> the other guy, john c. crilly, best of friend with colin farrell. he's in bunch of movie. "the worry bruzzer." the american-african guy in that movie, sammy l. jackson. he's in the movie "snake in the air." he and john travolta, both of them hold the gun. he get the girl, barissa carson. i don't know how he get sex with the girl. his eyes big, his hand big, his everything big, you know. he can kill her. raaahhh! go watch the m

>> jimmy: let's put yehya on the phone here. so did yehya make the cut of your show? laughter ] hi, yehya. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, jimmy, how are you? ramy! i record him, he cut me from his show. >> jimmy: you do know, you got cut out of the show. do you know his name? >> ramy youssef. >> jimmy: he knows your name, that's great. >> now i do the show with him, october, okay. you remember? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he remembers october, yeah. y c, you smile, you cry. smile.oing on? i'm like that, i never change, ramy. i'm sorry, jimmy. know my friend. i love you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i love you too, god bless you. >> god bless you, jimmy kimmel from egypt. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, he's in egypt? he's always representing. >> yeah, that was what happened. i think that's the line he said on the show. he said that. he started talking about jimmy kimmel. we were like, "this is a different show." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. yehya, you're supposed to read the lines that they give you. >> no, i'm never liar. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no -- no, i said "

[ applause ] where's yehya? hello yehya. yehya is here.n his spare time, his hobby is, he waits outside restaurants and clubs for celebrities and he takes pictures of himself. how many pictures do you have? >> 2,800 now. >> jimmy: i met yehya outside a movie theater and we took a picture together and i instantly fell in love. so, rather than have you standing outside with a bunch of valet parking guys -- >> yeah. with paparazzi, too. >> jimmy: right. that's not what i'm talking about. good looking sweater, by the way. >> thank you. i buy it from somewhere. >> jimmy: that where i get my stuff. [ laughter ] you bought it from somewhere, right? >> i don't want to say the name of the store because -- >> jimmy: they'll sue you for wearing that, right? anyway, we sent yehya to the red carpet at the american music awards to take all the pictures with celebrities he likes. here's yehya last night at the amas. >> hey, it's me yehya. i'm here at american music award and i cooking turkey for celebrity, and happy thanksgiving to everyone and happy hol

yehya, come on out. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, yehya. why are you in such a rush? what's going on? >> they tell me run. >> jimmy: who told you to run? >> somebody outside. >> jimmy: somebody outside told you to run? >> tell me to run. i tell them, i'm fat, how am i run? >> jimmy: you did a pretty good job. >> god bless you. >> jimmy: god bless you also. >> god bless you forever. >> jimmy: god bless you. >> god bless you forever. >> jimmy: god bless you forever. >> i love you from my heart. >> jimmy: i really want god to bless you, god bless you, your kids and your family. >> jimmy: god bless you, your children and your grandchildren as well. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how many photographs do you have with famous people? >> almost -- too many. almost like 10,000 something. >> jimmy: 10,000 something. you don't sell these photos, you take them for personal use? >> no, no. i saw the guy, famous, six million dollar man, do you remember? do do do do do do do! >> jimmy: of course. do you know what that man's name is? >> his wife i know. died? she did die, farrah f

who is that yehya? >> jessica simpson. >> jimmy: that is right. let's see the picture of yehya.you are together you win, you had $300. jennifer, you had $200. what do they go home with? >> they're going home with the name that favorite celebrity home game. let hollywood's photo hound confuse you in your home. available wherever imaginary board games are sold. >> jimmy: thanks to mark, thanks to jennifer, thanks to yehya. later on the show, bill simmons and fitz and the tantrums. stick around. come try the fresh flavors now in season starting at $9.99. r e? you mean the enormously awesome galaxy? ping! search "one trick pony." [ all gasp ] aren't you a little young to have an iphone? [ all gasp ] whee! [ indistinct shouting ] you think if they knew about the nokia lumia they'd stop fighting all the time? i don't know. i think they kind of like fighting. come on! ♪ [ male announcer ] the windows phone nokia lumia 920. engadget's readers choice smartphone of the year. ♪ our new blackened sirloin & garlicky green beans... for which we only use fresh, in-season green beans. we harves

here he is, yehya talking about the movie "the hateful eight." >> action! hi, it's me, yehya. i talk about the new movie, the movie -- a cowboy -- the snow. "cowboy in the snow." the cowboy in arizona before, now we do the cowboy and the snow, maybe do it in alaska now. and the guy, the tommy lee jones, i got picture with him. his own tommy maybe the movie "snake in a plane." and say take this [ bleep ] snake out of the plane! and you do the movie with john travolta and the hair. like african hair. "pope fiction." you know? and the guy with the big moustache. curse rocker. he good actor, he make a lot of movie, he make "close one eye" his director quentor tarantino. and i got all director. marker corsezy, georgia lucas, steven spielberg, he'll do the movie, the gun, the floor, the gun to the gun. quentin tarantino also do the something. "kill for ever." the movie with george clooney. long time. people eat the meet for the body for the people, you know? and -- i don't know his name. h8. follow. is good movie. i don't see the movie, i see little clip. i love to meet. good movie.

hi, it's me, yehya. i'm talking about the new movie.ehind me toro ranjerrikon. >> here we go. >> the movie like a lot of action, a lot of magic, a lot of everything. this australian guy, he's going name hansween something. >> that doesn't sound right. >> that's true. >> she look like the cow, too much, you know, something in his head. that's lady, her name cate blanket. she's the fat lady fro movie and this guy jeff golding is in the movie called "he kill the alien in the white house with willie smith." he's in the movie "flight." you know the flight outcome and he make swat -- oh. and you know, the guy mark ruffalo. and he do movie, mark ruffalo, he do movie with leo. the movie is called "butter island." the long time the green guy, the wrestling guy is joe frogono. you know him. and then the hulk, the movie with mark ruffalo. he's the one arrgghh! the movie is like 3-d. and you watch it with no glasses come in your face. and somebody wants it more like 3-d, come, come, come in your face and your eyes boo! there's a very good movie, go

yehya, you must describe the celebrity without doing what?> jimmy: do not say the celebrity's name. sometimes you accidentally -- >> i forget. i have bad memory. >> jimmy: but do not forget. >> i don't forget now. >> jimmy: chris and abby, are you ready to play? >> we're ready. >> we're good! >> really good. >> jimmy: our first celebrity is who, yehya? >> that the guy have knifes in his finger. >> knifes in his finger? >> jimmy: chris. >> hugh jackman. >> jimmy: that is absolutely right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you are at the airport. >> i love him, nice guy. >> jimmy: very nice guy. the next celebrity is? >> oh, that the lady, she dance with -- >> j. lo? >> no. more bigger. >> ariana grande. >> jimmy: it is not, no. >> she's big, big, big. >> beyonce! >> jimmy: no. >> no, bigger! >> she won, abby, she won -- >> oprah! >> no. she won music. young girl. she's beautiful. >> taylor swift! >> jimmy: that is right. taylor swift. it's a tie game. there you are with taylor. >> she's very nice. >> jimmy: oh, she's very nice? >> yeah.

try one more, yehya. see if you can strike him out. and -- the pitch -- guillermo -- and you are out, guillermo! congratulations, yehya. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: that's what i call a perfect game. >> dicky: want the game? in april, get kinect sports season two, rated e for everyone at game stop and get the new bonus add-on basketball challenge pack, while supplies last. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with ashton kutcher and justin bieber. from "dancing with the stars," martina navratilova. and music from the all-american rejects. if you've ever had the nagging suspicion that your smartphone was actually a borderline defective, glorified prototype in some kind of secret product test, you may have been on to something. ♪ so they realize how much they move. that's why we created degree with motionsense technology. the more you move, the more it works. degree. it won't let you down. what? that lovely girl, caught your eye? 20 piece mcnuggets are only $4.99. you offer to share them. that's pretty smart. [ male announcer ] 20

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it's yehya, everybody. >> i love you! >> jimmy: i haven't seen you in so long, yehya. all right. come give me covid for a second. are we allowed to hug? we'll do one of these. i love you, god bless you, yehya. >> i love you! like this? picture with you? >> jimmy: you want to take a picture? >> i'm going soon. >> jimmy: the show's on -- okay, that's a good one. [ laughter ] >> thank you, jimmy! >> jimmy: thank you, yehya, thank you. yehya, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] all right, who wants prizes? [ cheers and applause ] we don't have any prizes. [ laughter ] but it is thursday night which means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, there he is. look at that. hi, jim. i heard you were great. in fact, i hated the [ bleep ] out of you. i want to [ bleep ] other people, i can name them too. >> john boyega, small [ bleep ]. >> i never [ bleep ]ed anyone inappropriately. >> senator manchin has been clear that he is [ bleep ]ed a big [ bleep ]. he believes i

i will show yehya a photo of a famous person he took a picture with.brity's name. he will give you clues as to who it is. that's very important yehya. please do not use person's name. here we go. >> he's a latino. she marry rich guy, actor and his husband is -- >> jimmy: yes, charles. >> salma hayek. >> jimmy: yes. very well done. >> i don't help him, i swear. >> jimmy: accosting salma hayek in our alley who is ourselves next celebrity, yehya? >> dwyane johnson. >> i don't say the name. >> jimmy: you've gotten really good at this. >> you touch me a lot. >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. who is the celebrity? >> oh, the lady, she sound for titan ek. >> jimmy: charles. >> kate winslet. >> jimmy: no. >> oh, oh. >> h. >> jimmy: what is the answer? >> no, no. >> celine dion. >> jimmy: yes? >> the snuck inside and i want to put the hand behind her skirt. it was about the diamond, not about her. >> jimmy: you were going to take the diamond. we wouldn't want that. who's the next celebrity? >> you went too fast. yeah? >> jimmy: it's time for the hypothetical. >> she

the fish beat yehya convincingly and yehya was upset. let's face it, he let the human race down.o give him a rematch. he wanted one. here's round two yehya versus goldfish. >> here we are for the rematch yehya versus the goldfish. night two. ready? >> ready. >> stare. you know what, i think we need to make this more fair. all right. you tell me when you are ready and we will go. okay? >> i'm ready. >> say the word. >> i said. >> louder because i can't hear you. tell me when you are ready. >> i'm ready! >> ready soon? >> yeah, i'm ready soon. >> all right. just tell me when to go. we can do it. >> i'm doing it now with the fish. >> say the word. it's your call, buddy. >> i tell you, i'm -- with the fish. >> i can't read your lips but looks like you are saying not ready yet. do you need more time? >> ready! here. >> what is that? >> just like the fish tank. okay. >> yes. >> tell me if you are ready. >> i'm ready. >> just tell me. >> i'm ready. >> what does it smell like in there? >> it smells like deep in the ocean. >> i can't hear you. >> deep in the ocean. >> deepak chopra? >> ji