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are a symbol of thailand most tourists have never taken a joke before and they want to try it at least it's no wonder it's fun and usage in the cool breeze in contrast to taxis i took drugs don't have a major crisis are often too hot i mean a lot that's why it's best to get you a hotel reception to organize a joke joke and negotiate a good price for you in the process i back up. it's worth looking at the ground in bangkok from time to time because that's where one of the city's biggest problems becomes apparent bangkok is sinking. if you pull the plug in a bathtub full of water and star a fan beats they sink to the bottom something comparables happening in bangkok because vast quantities of drinking water are being depleted from the ground beneath the city. was. in the second half of the twentieth century the growing cities sank by up to one meter per decade if that had carried on at the same rate parts of the city would already be below sea level. how can you tell by looking at the streets which are often in perfect condition easy while the houses and priv

as a result, though, a lot of jokes come across my desk that due to my being a straight, white male woulddifficult for me to deliver. but we don't think that should stop you from enjoying them. so we'd like to share them with you now in a segment called "jokes seth can't tell." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: these are two of our writers, amber and jenny. >> i'm black! >> and i'm gay! and we're both women. >> seth: and i'm not! so i'll read the setups for these jokes and amber and jenny will read the punchlines. here we go. starbucks has discontinued its gluten-free breakfast sandwich. >> "that's the worst thing starbucks has ever done," said white people. [ laughter ] >> seth: a lesbian-led event called the dyke march will be held next saturday in new york city. >> so if you see a bunch of lesbians marching, that's the army. [ laughter ] >> hey, can i go to the march? >> sure! it's byob. bring your own birkenstocks. [ light laughter ] >> seth: according to bloomberg, the price of chicken wings has fallen to a four-year low. >> said black people, "it's a trap!" [ laughter ] >> seth: oh

. >> tucker: that was a joke, it's not real. e congressional candidate at whose expense it was made at didn't think it was funny, not the woman who created it is being attacked as a purveyor of fake news. thank you for coming on. did you mean this p to fool viewers, did you intend it to be seen as a joke? >> satire has played a very important part of political dialogue for a long time, this particular tactic that we use, we certainly didn't come up with it ourselves. we've seen comedians since the 1970s and 1980s doing similar things. it was supposed to be very obvious that it was satire and for the vast majority of people, this was obvious. people didn't appreciate the joke but you see the manufactured outrage from people on the left to believe that humor is exclusive to the hilarious people on the late-night shows comedic geniuses like michelle wolf and samantha bee. apparently conservatives are not allowed to tell jokes no matter what, that's what i learned this week. >> tucker: please be honest, when was the last time you hea

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. >> first of all, it's a joke.there that somehow think that they own laughter, it was a joke that he made. it doesn't go to mental retardation. >> yes, it does. if you know the definition -- >> it's a joke. i don't care about the definition. the problem is liberals think we have to think about everything you find wrong or offended. he made a joke. number 2, this is maxine waters that calls for harassment. kristin mink, i'll give her the credit that she was civil about it. but the people that followed sarah sanders out and shouted in the first of kirstjen nielsen or let's take to it the extreme, because when it goes to the extreme, you have the attempted assassination of gop congressmen. i've covered these rallies. when i go to a liftist rally, i have to have security by fox news toe go cover national action network. why? the threats from the left go to the people that carry it to the extremes. >> the funny thing to me is that maxine waters kind of gives at this time way that donald trump gives it. she makes outrage

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a bitch. i'm sorry, >> with animation, you can do any joke you want. ecause it's already not real. it's animation and so there is more wiggle room. >> sorry, honey. >> yeah, we'll bring you a present. >> oh, blow me. >> why? you couldn't feel it. >> what animation allows you to do is to be anonymous in your assault on other people. >> i can't believe this. two weeks in prison, trumped up charges. that trial was a total sham. >> i knew we were in trouble the minute i saw the jury. >> at least they're a jury of our peers. >> i don't think they see it that way, peter. >> if you cast "family guy" and "south park" and "the simpsons" with real people, they probably couldn't get away with as much. people always talk but couldn't make "all in the family" now because archie bunker wouldn't come off the same way. seth macfarlane is making it every week. peter griffin is an animated character. we'll take it from an animated character but not a real person. >> not every jewish person is good with money. >> yeah, i guess not the retarded ones. but why would you even

a bit meaner. you can have the jokes pop a bit more because it's already not real.ring you a present. >> oh, blow me. >> why? you couldn't feel it. >> what animation allows you to do is to be anonymous in your assault on other people. >> two weeks in prison, trumped up charges. that trial was a total sham. >> i knew we were in trouble the minute i saw the jury. at least they are a jury of our peers. >> i don't think they see it that way. >> if you cast "family guy" and "south park" and "the simpsons" with the same people, you couldn't. seth mcelderfarland is making i every week. we'll take it from an animated character but not a real person. >> not every jewish person is good with money. >> not the retarded ones but why would you say that? shock value? >> there is edgy and offensive. if you spit blood when you brush or floss you may have gum problems, and could be on the journey to much worse. try parodontax toothpaste. it's clinically proven to remove plaque, the main cause of bleeding gums. for healthy gums and strong teeth. leave bleeding gums behind with parodon

it was said you had to give him a joke every day. he liked to hear a joke every day. t joke teller you ever heard. i can't repeat it. [laughter] david: you became secretary of treasury. during that time, among other things, became the most significant rewriting of the tax code we have had for 50 years or so. james: revenue neutral way. we didn't grow the deficit to do it. david: 1986 tax act. how did you get that through? congress was controlled by the democrats in those days. james: president reagan was good about reaching across the aisle. we worked with the democratic leadership in the house. it wasn't easy. david: you got that done. then your friend george herbert walker bush says he wants to run for president. reagan's two terms will be up. george bush is vice president. he asks you to help him run his campaign. were you reluctant to leave as secretary of treasury to do that? james: i was going to do it. if he asked me to. i didn't like the idea of having to get back into the grubby, nitty-gritty of politics, leave the treasury second ranking cabinet department. d

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jokes that make no sense. >> this is why you love him. he was at a christian school of joke tellers. >>> we've got some crazy weather events from all around the world. we're going to start? ukraine. we've got some cctv security camera outsided a building. it seems relatively calm for now, look at the trees. they start blowing around ann bit and then whipping about a little bit more. >> is that tent secure? >> no, it's not. as this is approaching, tps it's basically a small tornado, grabs a hold of that and sends that teenage boy flying through the air. >> looks like this was a little bit of shade for somebody cooking outside, a little outdoor heating area and he got call the newspaper it. >> as it was listed up, it seemed to catch this 14-year-old boy, sends him tumbling and that landing is not a good one. >> ooh. >> oh, man. >> that broke his nose. >> no, but it did break his jaw. in fact, check out this picture. lost a couple of teeth from that impact as well. >> he had no chance to break his fall. he fell right on his face. >> we're going to head

in foreigninterested influence on elections, there are places to look, but even that is a joke. of the most elementary principles of a functioning democracy is that elected representatives should be responsive to those who elected them. there is nothing more elementary than that. but we know very well that that is simply not the case in the united states. literature in mainstream academic political science simply comparing voter'' attitudes with the policies pursued by their representatives, and it shows that for a large majority of the population, they are basically disenfranchised. their own representatives pay no attention to their voices. they listen to the voices of the famous 1%. the rich and the powerful and the corporate sector. tom ferguson's stellar work has demonstrated conclusively that for a long period, way back, u.s. elections, you can predict the outcome of the presidential or congressional election with remarkable precision by simply looking at campaign spending. that is only one part of it. lobbyists practically write legislation in congressional offices. the co

a joke we have had the government listen to the stream. f what it is that he was trying to anyone tell you what i'll finish doing i'll finish doing my bit so we have a situation we've got british kids in syria being radicalized now we don't know who's committed what crimes now i do we bring them back home all we are going to take them out with. strikes which are about twenty percent accurate or drone strikes which ten years of use in afghanistan or pakistan show up out there for six or seven percent accurate indeed you know drones are two percent accurate about ten twenty percent accurate you're lucky you're you're going wrong and. i'm going to get analysis from doing alternative facts. i just want to listen to a sound bite of boris johnson of course we legally justify those drone strike assess nations as preventative to stop future acts of terror in syria but that's because the mosques the reality that killing them is also a ritual beauty of payback for the film the executions of innocent people is that the right motive for that what was t

health summit days ago those were the headlines stay with us where the streams coming next and how a joke from a south african comedian sponsored the bait about french identity. i have had the ok i enjoy the street and i'm really could be allowed to date france football as a race in the wake of a world cup when some are asking what does it mean to be french and we are diving into a topic pitch by a member of our community and a market listen during the world cup a lot of people joke that they would support the black an african team and by the time the final rolled around that black african team somehow more entrenched and i saw a line conversation tweets going viral this conversation around citizenship and race and religion in france and i wanted to hear from actual french people especially minorities black and muslim and others about what it feels like what it means to be french and and to observe this global conversation about the impact of the team on contemporary french citizenship south african comedian travel no added fuel to the debate on nationality with a joke about france's weal

has been absolutely a joke we have had the government listen hasn't it is working extremely well. what it is that he was trying to anyone so he will finish i'll finish doing my bit so we have a situation we've got british kids in syria being radicalized now we don't know who's committed what crimes now i do we bring them back home all we are going to take them out with. strikes which are about twenty percent accurate or drone strikes which ten years of use in afghanistan or pakistan show about their seven percent accurate indeed no drones are two percent accurate about ten twenty percent accurate you're lucky you're you're going wrong are. going to get analysis from doing alternative facts. i just want to listen to a sound bite of boris johnson of course we legally justify those drone strike assess nations as preventative to stop future acts of terror in syria but that's because the mosques the reality that killing them is also a ritual beauty of payback for the film the executions of innocent people is that the right motive for what was the foreign secretary talking about basicall

bringing holistic piece together our counter radicalization and i counter terrorist has been absolutely a joke we have had the government listen to the stream. of what it is that it was anyone else anyone else finished doing i'll finish doing my bit so we have a situation we've got british kids in syria being radicalized now we don't know who's committed what crimes now i do we bring them back home all we are going to take them out with. air strikes which are about twenty percent accurate or drone strikes which ten years of use in afghanistan or pakistan show up out there very accurate indeed and no drones are two percent accurate about ten twenty percent accurate you're lucky you're you're going wrong and. i'm going to get analysis from doing alternative facts. i just want to listen to a sound bite of boris johnson of course we legally justify those drone strike assess nations as preventative to stop future acts of terror in syria but that's because the mosques the reality that killing them is also a ritual beauty of payback for the film the executions of innocent people is that the right mot

at first the other guy thought it was a joke. sounds like a joke, but the coulds showed up.neither filed a police report and the two resumed play and i'm sure they were ribbed rightly so. >> i don't know if there will be a rematch of that. >> they say lebron james complains about calls. that is a new level. >> cher has decided to turn back time for a latest project. she revealed that she is recorded an number of abba covers. grandmother, she has been a huge fap of the musical. mama mia hits the theaters on friday. >> just ahead, living the pug life, why an adorable dog wound you got it from your parents. and they got it from theirs. it protect you from millions of things. so we're here to help you protect your skin. walgreens pharmacists and beauty consultants are specially trained to know what works for the health of your unique skin. walgreens. trusted since 1901. now all walgreens brand sun care products are buy one get one half off. now all walgreens brand sun care products no matter how much you clean, does your house still smell stuffy? that's because your home is fill

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diving into a topic pitch by a member of a community and my case listen during the world cup a lot of people joke that they would support the black an african team and by the time the final rolled around that black african team somehow more entrenched and i saw a line conversation tweets going viral this conversation around citizenship and race and religion in france and i wanted to hear from actual french people especially minorities black and muslim and others about what it feels like what it means to be french and and to observe this global conversation about the impact of the team on contemporary french citizenship south african comedian travel no added fuel to the debate on nationality with a joke about france's wealth cup when referring to the large number of players of african descent. so what happened was let's start at the beginning of france won the world cup. and so on the show we celebrated that and i had this joke where. i said africa won the world. while his show has drawn fierce criticism no continues to stand by his remarks meanwhile the conversation on what it means to be french

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a lot of people see the joke developing. always a contest to beat them to the punch. >> bingo. >> the audience can't be expecting it, otherwise, i mean, it won't be funny. >> nice beaver. >> thank you. i just had it stuffed. >> let me help you with that. >> there are certain kinds of jokes that the sexual content is in the eye of the beholder. we're just talking about this stuffed beaver up there. we don't mean anything sexual, you know. so, that's -- that's your fault if you -- if you think that. >> they proved time and again, it's somehow not as funny to have some kind of goofy guy being goofy, but it works when you have serious people doing outrageous things. >> if we had anything to do with all the great satires that came after us, i'm thrilled if we encouraged people. >> that smells like pure gasoline. >> they've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works. every time. >> that doesn't make sense. >> maybe people said, oh, gee, i could do that. that doesn't look that difficult. >> oh, behave. yeah. yeah, baby! >>> l

lbj thought it was a joke, bobby kennedy thought he was a joke. mccarthy got two unexpected breaks, number one was the offensive at the end of the january, i won't go into history of voot -- vietnam war. there was a truce, america was supported the south and communists the north. they had a truce for the holiday and, of course, wrote the truce. they hit a hundred cities in the south, blasted their way right to steps of u.s. embassy and ended up being a massive military defeat for the communist but wasn't reported in the news. took about five weeks for u.s. forces with the south vietnamese to beat tobacco offenses but for five or six weeks on the news every night, it was being reported that just when you thought that the vietnam war winding down, look at what's happened, mccarthy and his people later said, you know, it's really the first time we were able to get america's attention to make them believe the pentagon has been lying and it wasn't until the ted offenses that america's support, the majority of americans supported the vietnam war, the ma

i made a joke. the damage had been done.ly. >> was the cancellation heard around the world. >> did i expect them to fire her? no. >> it was shocking. you have abc having its most successful show, scripted series, in years. >> nice shorts. they could easily find a way to explain away and wait for the rage to subside. the fact that the president of abc did decide she was going to cancel roseanne, i think it was a good business move ultimately. >> is this an example of trump tv backfiring? >> i would say, since he said, it's about us, you can now say, okay. it was about you. one of the things that is associated with trump is, let's get rid of political correctness. so, he opened that door. he opened the door. >> thank you and god bless america. thank you. >>> up next, tv's original troublemaker. >> the only people nowadays that can afford live-in help are rich people and jews. >> we blew it up and ripped it to shreds. >> and show runner. >> i don't feel i'm doing enough ever. i've never been arrested. >> not too late. >> no, it

. >> seth: this is not a joke. >> this is not a joke.a candy store called samuel's sweet shop in rhinebeck, new york. >> okay. >> seth: and i own this candy store with jeffrey dean morgan. >> seth: who's a fantastic actor. >> great actor. plays negan on "the walking dead." >> seth: "walking dead," yeah. >> and another guy named andy ostroy. we all kind of live around there. and we -- i brought you something. >> seth: okay. i'm so excited. >> so we have lots of old -- >> seth: old candy. >> kind of fun candy. >> seth: great. >> and then, there's another -- there's a and she was so nice to put like my face on a rice crispy treat. light laughter ]y, there you go. so there you go. there's jeffrey. all right, so -- >> and then, there is andy who you can see, he's not really famous, he's just the other guy. >> seth: okay, go over there, yeah. [ light laughter ] all right. >> and they don't really sell that much, so i brought you a bunch of andy's. >> seth: okay. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] and you can tell -- here, give it a shot. andy is

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has been absolutely a joke we have had the government listen it wasn't a stream. but it is what he was trying to anyone tell you what i'll finish doing i'll finish doing my bit so we have a situation we've got british kids in syria being radicalized now we don't know who's committed what crimes now i do we bring them back home all we are going to take them out with. strikes which are about twenty percent accurate or drone strikes which ten years of use in afghanistan or pakistan show up out there for six or seven percent accurate indeed you know drones are two percent accurate about ten twenty percent accurate you're lucky you're you're going wrong and. i'm going to get analysis from doing alternative facts. i just want to listen to a sound bite of boris johnson of course we legally justify those drone strike assess nations as preventative to stop future acts of terror in syria but that's because the mosques the reality that killing them is also a ritual beauty of payback for the film the executions of innocent people is that the right motive for what was the fore

is no indication to us that it is a joke or that the president will not do this, so paul ryan is really on an island here saying that the president is just trolling the political enemies. >> trolling, but could he have meant, yeah h he is going to do it, but this is, i guess, retribution or trolling to say it is a joke. i am confused by the term i guess. >> i am not hip with those terms either, katy, but it seemed to me that in this instance i was in the press conference and in this instance it seemed like he was saying that it was a joke, and he did not roll his eyes, but he was dismissive of the question and the incident, and so he took it as the president threatening but not actually go going to do that and i'm not entirely if that what he meant. >> and jake, over to the last year or so, we have made it abundantly clear that we are not cool. jennifer, i know that you have taken a strong position on this, and you have an op-ed that argues this. and rubin, you argue that trump's threatt is outrageous but not surprising and threaten ing to revoke nbc's license as casting the enemy of th

just give up and they walk away. >> good-bye, strange person. >> there's a foreigner and a russian. >> that's the joke don't get it. >> and he has a wife and he says to -- i can't do this. [ bleep ]. ♪ >>> instead of fixer upper, how about a little fixer supper? >> instead of trying to find the dream home to fix up, they are just trying to find the dream dinner for their very picky daughter. see the hilarious parody with the most perfect reveal. think it would be something fun to make and looks really delicious. >>> you guys ever see the hgtv show, "fixer supper"? >> "six "fixer supper"? >> not"fixer supper." >> our daughter has reservations but if i know her mom, she's going to throw on those front burners and really blow her socks off. >> that was weird. >> use that for the opening. that was good. . >> you will see how accurate every little thing in this particular video, whereas instead of trying to find the dream home to fix up, they're trying to find the dream dinner for their very picky daughter. >> do you have the guts to fix her supper? >> much like the other show, there are three options they

in fact, there was a joke in one bank about giving bank tellers seniority and if they stayed on the job for a month. there was just like constant turnover, constant turmoil in the community, all sorts of problems that came from --s -- really, and invasion that is what everybody referred it to us -- and invasion from the outside. and it was good, because the money was good. oil began flowing in june, 1977. what alaska discovered after that, was something that we should have known all along, but it really hit home with the , and theostage crisis iranian oil crisis that occurred in the late 1970's. that is when oil money really began flowing into alaska, after the price of oil shot up. thanks to that. iran.ct in it began to repeat a pattern. suddenly, alaska's economy was directly impacted in a major way by events that took place thousands of miles from here. in other words, we became instantly tied to the world oil market, and alaska had no control over the oil market. it was sort of along for the ride. . so for better or for worse, the oil on the north slope, would stay on state land. so

all over what was supposed to be a joke. and next. egnant woman goes into labor early after she is attacked by an off-duty police officer. (ken) a florida police officer is arrested...accused of kicking a pregnant woman. authorities say the violent encounter put the victim in premature labor. ebony...who is afraid to release her full name...says she was kicked in the stomach by an off duty officer. she had a due date of august 4th. however..after the attack she started having contractions. the off duty officer says ebony's boyfriend tried to hit her sister...who was at the scene...however he says he knows what caused this incident to happen. (sot) joseph predulus, baby's father: "she probably was drunk. as i was talking to the police and i realized they were drunk so i guess the alcohol probably kicked in or whatever. and like i say we were minding our own business. she just walked by and i was talking to my baby mother saying she was so emotional and the girl figured she was talking to them. so like i say, she came toward them talking

and the turnover of jobs in town was severe.there was a joke in one bank about giving tellers seniority pens if they stayed -- pins if they stayed on the job a month. there was constant turnover, constant turmoil in the community. and all sorts of problems that came from this invasion. that is what everyone refer to it as, this invasion of construction workers from outside. the construction workers were here because the money was good. oil flow began in june 1977. what alaska discovered after that was something we should have known all along, but it really hit home with the arraignme -- the iranian hostage situation and the oil crisis that occurred in the late 1970's. that is when oil money began flowing into alaska, after the price of oil shot up. that began to repeat a pattern. alaska was suddenly, its economy was directly impacted in a major way by events that took place thousands of miles from here. in other words, we became instantly tied to the oil market, and alaska had no control over their own market. it was sort of along for the ride, for better or for worse. the oil on the no

it's a joke about agculture.ormer fbi director me james s memoir, titled "a higher loyalty: truth lies and leadership", will be released next week. "i can't wait to start it," said hiary about a fire. [ laughter ] a toess protester was tackle and arrested today outside of the courtroom where bill cosby'h trial is beid. even worse, it was harvey weinstein. ] [ laught [ audience oohs ] [ applause ] more than fair. in a new interview, sah palin said that she would run for higher office again in a heartbeat. oh, sarah palin. [ laughter ] she reminds me of when i was a little kid and i thought "the shining" was the scariestor thing in the. [ laughter ] now i watch it and i just laugh and laugh. officials are looking for a cc personed of stealing a rock signed by yoko ono worth over $17,000. though to be fair, it originally was part of a rock group which yoko ono broke up. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] [ applause ] officials at a south carolina hoteare searching for people who threw carrots at an 11-foot alligator. we

. >> he cracked a joke into a might come he didn't know it was on. >> they could be bombing in 5 minutesse, it's comic premise was focused on very dead serious cold war rhetoric. >> as we got closer to 1984, they noticed he was going to be the first modern american president to never have sat down with a russian leader. >> not that he was to blame.bl >> in the first term, they would say why aren't you negotiating with the soviet leadership? >> he would say, how can i they keep dying on me. >> very where a bunch of old me men. >> then gorbachev comes into the picture. he is different. and reagan's eyes, really, the world. >> absolutely. you cannot overstate how different he was from the russian leaders that had preceded him. there was a sense of a new soviet leader, it knew possibilities were engaged. >> he launched efforts to reform the soviet union. to make it more open. whenee he agreed to meet reagann switzerland and, 1985, the worle didn't what to expect. >> how does the press coverage that? considering all the anti-communistic language going on. >> there was a sense that the soviets

joke. that's always been a concept that was shorthand for a certain type of joke.it always meant a joke that is told by somebody who's not a survivor that's generally like dismissive of the concept of rape, it usually was brought up as sort of a taboo, punchy word that would just get a laughhe based onomic being brave enough to speak it. >> reporter: esposito wants to make sure the national conversation around sexual assault includes the voices of survivors. >> there were certain folks, high profile folks who were being called out as users, who were then losing opportunities, and that it seemed like the cycle was moving on to rehabbing those people's images. and that it was makingcle without ever talking about what it's like to ba survivor >> reporter: esposito says she was never taught that she could make her own decisiout sex. >> i didn't get sex ed. o sex ed.e i was raised super duper catholic in the suburbs of chicago. how catholic? i was raised so catholic we played like catholic games. what kinds of games? mass. ia reporter: she also couldn't come out as a le

. >> former trump adviser carter page calling the allegation he was a russian agent a joke. he talked about the documents used to secure a surveillance warrant. investigators believed page was engaged in quote clandestine activities on behalf of moscow. he was a former adviser to russia, but the foreign agent accusations are ridiculous. >> i have never been an agent of the foreign power in any stretch of the imagination. i may have back in the g20 in st. petersburg, i might have participated in a few meetings that a lot of people, including people from the obama administration were sitting in on in geneva and paris, et cetera. i have never been anywhere near what's being described here. >> this guy. the president using the document to renew the claim that the trump campaign were spied on. cnn's ryan nobles with more. >> reporter: dave and christine, good morning. we did not see president trump at all this weekend. he was at his golf resort in bedminster, njew jersey. his twitter feed was active. the president saying this was yet another example of how there was a conspiracy a

and the host of the daily show trevor noah that's after he made a joke congratulating africa for winning the world cup and a reference to the origins of many of the players on the french team but the ambassador failed to see the funny side. of one of the well. i get it i get it they have to say it's the french team but look at those eyes. you don't get that tan by hanging out in the south of france my friends the rich and various backgrounds of these play is a reflection of france's diversity but cooling them an african team it seems you will do knowing that frenchness this even in just legitimizes the ideology which claims witness is the only definition of being fridge. trevon i have sought to clarify his earlier comments although he did not offer an apology you've seen or played i love them paul pogba. i watch all of them like i love those players and i love how african they are and how french they are don't take their french as a way but i also don't think any take an african as a way out human rights activist named video believes that it's important not to ignore people's origin what