a legless monk? der -- >> yeah, they're -- no, no, no. i wasn't -- i guess i wasn't legless. i guess they were, like, wizard or something. so i had them kind of, like, up -- i was kind of doing this. i was kind of doing this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> what's up? >> jimmy: and the tony goes to -- yeah. totally naked the whole time, by the way. >> naked. >> jimmy: yeah. >> naked. >> jimmy: that sounds -- yeah. >> on a rug. rug burn. >> jimmy: a little rug burns. yeah, not good, yeah. they should've sanded the stage that day, yeah. >> absolutely. waxed it at least, yeah. >> jimmy: but then you got your big break -- >> i did. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. in cameron crowe's "singles." >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. now, that -- what was that like? >> that was giant role. huge role. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i had one word. >> jimmy: yes. >> yeah. >> and i think i also got paid $60. i had one word. >> jimmy: what was your word? >> what. [ laughter ] i had one word. and i was supposed to be m