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a nice day [ bleep ]. so, there's -- okay. >> jimmy: you forgot the lol at the end. >> he loves a good laugh. >> jimmy: lol? >> omg. so, what i did today was, on my twitter account, i reached out to the foul lollowers of mine a >> jimmy: i saw that you did that. >> after the show, you should go on at jimmy kimmel and ask them what they want to be called -- >> jimmy: mine are called americans. [ applause ] >> i didn't know that i was a jihadist for suggesting otherwise. can i tell you the top three? >> jimmy: people suggested this to you. >> they would like to be called, either, grifters, it's sort of cute. i really like catheters. someone said, i make you laugh until you pee. i thought that was edgy. and the one that's the fro front-runn front-runner, a lot of people just want to be called [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: what? >> and i -- i mean, i get it. i think it's cute and it's endearing but i don't see it on a t-shirt -- >> jimmy: it is the front-runner? how will you decide what you're going to -- >> i won't be able to choose that, because, i can't say it. you probably can. it's your show. >> jimmy: i could be,

prices for instance but the southern federal district is close to seaports therefore it's a logistical expenses or lol so by the time the export ban was imposed their price was almost six thousand roubles for one ton of brain to date has drilled by almost one and a half thousand rubles and that's how much they lose you know it's done and this is quite a lot it's a bit of it is just what the world market the prices carone by at least fifty dollars you mentioned seaports in southern russia many grain producers dependency ports they exported their grain through those ports but now. there are just six expenses they're being replaced by costly one such as those crane producers now have to transport their grain to the northern and eastern regions of russia. that is there an efficient infrastructure for and that's that's that's yes the reason for structural for moving such amounts regions have about nineteen million tons of surplus grain and thirteen million tons in southern russia and six million in siberia. on the other hand the need for grain in the volga region and central russia is about sixteen million

>> and now that is a matter for lol authorities. but our concern here is that the implications that this has in termsf our relations with president obama will announce plans for new business tax breaks live from parma, ohio, a little after 2:00 p.m. eastern. .

a crazy person. when you said that in school, i was like, wha? but now i'm like, oh, okay, laughing my ass off. omg, i'm so lol. so, i think, a little later, hey, are you awake? naw, sick and going to bad, sad emoticon. which was true, i was sick and going to bed. a little while later, why. og, now this, i don't know if we can say. why is your cousin [ bleep ]. why do you think that? because you told me dat. i forgot, i totally forgot. because she just is. why is a tree a tree or a flea a flea for that matter? just god's plan i suppose. um, okay, so, what are you doing? okay, so this goes on, and this is actually true. hey, what's up buddy, nothing, still sick. just watched "con air" with nicolas cage. omg, it's so good. how is school? okay, so, this is the moment when i realize she thinks i'm her friend eduardo. idk, i don't know, someone, eduardo. i wonder who, eduardo. >> jimmy: you're clearly eduardo. >> listen up [ bleep ], i am eduardo is illing and not in a cool beastie boys way, like i have a license to ill. i am genuinely sick. this is one of my favorites. i didn't mean to ignore you. it's like scandi

a meal. >> we get bread, sometimes we get seafood, sometimes we get chicken. >> reporter: across town at the lol mission, we found a college graduate who is now homeless. >> i never ever really disclosed this to my family because 's embarrassing. i'm expected to do wel you know? >> reporter: then there's norma, she's worked since she was 13. but lost her job last year. >> when you see that you don't have nothing at home to cookr to oer, it makes it tough. >> she can't afford food, let alone health care. and she's not alone. the numbers of americans like her without health insurance climbed to 51 million people last year, nearly 1 in 6, a record. the numbers are so bad for working-age people that some are comparing them to the 1960s, just before president lyndon johnson launched a host of welfare programs in his war on poverty. >> we shall not rest until that war is won. the richest nation on earth can afford to win it. we cannot afford to lose it. >> reporter: but critics say we've done justhat, lose. >> the child poverty rate today is exactly the same level as it was back when johnson started t

splendid hotel in touch with the hotel and touch your girl the photo of a good girl how an international house flooded to change every green lol he told him to whom. as a un survey is set to reveal how the narcotics wreaking havoc in afghanistan we visit a couple prison where former policeman are doing time for drug abuse. in india waits accord walling on whether a religious side belongs to hindus or muslims will fears either side could resort to violence to protect its claims. to stem the tide of the job or more of a move to prague run you know it becomes easier. with over one hundred nations left to speak at the un general assembly delegates are left talking to empty seats as the main figures and the media have abandoned the meeting. and a group of russian enthusiastic are sending people to an early grave but only for about twenty minutes at a time insisting being buried alive is a radical cure for depression. and watching our team with memory of joshing nine am here in moscow illegal opium cultivation and a rising demand for heroin is plaguing of ghana stan which is the world's largest producer of the drug a u.n. report to

a murder. and then he writes back the horses want to get loose, lol. this is a joke to them. >> no one has looked at this case doesn't think these guys are guilty they've said as much. >> stevens hayes' defense attorney. >> what's their argument for not giving them the death penalty. >> the argument is, look, yes, my compliant did it. this was a robbery, though, that got out of control. for a capital case, it has to be premeditated. it has to be brazen. in this case they're saying the murder part wasn't premeditated. the robbery was. we went in there and wanted to rob them. we didn't mean to kill them. they also at some point in the trial are pointing the finger at police. they're throwing anything at the wall. saying the police were too slow to respond and the family wouldn't have been killed. bizarre strategy here. >> yeah, blame the police because they didn't arrest us fast enough. if they had arrested us, maybe we wouldn't have killed his family. >> ridiculous. >> thanks, jeff. >>> apparently even the queen of england is feeling tough economic times

hotel in touch with the hotel mean touch your room the photo of a good girl how would international house flood to change every green lol he told. made in china never used to be a compliment but how things have changed as nutriment vienna checks out the high tech exhibition billions in shanghai. where most of the usual stuff aspire to harsh way over the lot of confidence from the russian president maybe because not planning to meet with the former mayor to get the news . could aliens have control over the world's nuclear weapons a group of retired u.s. air force officers thinks so. while russian officials are doing all they can to stay on the inflow of drugs from central asia police are also dealing with the problem of amateur chemists in their own. recession may return a warning from a new york university professor who predicted the economic crisis of two thousand and eight that and more in our business program. in the russian capital you're watching our team with me rena joshua welcome to the program after serious talks and deals in beijing of russian president dmitry medvedev is wrapping up his visit to china on the

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found their lol deli. a few shortcut and a neighborhood hangout. but there's one thinthey miss.ometown team. so i asked citi how many thankyou points it would take to give them sometng special. their d seats, 5 and 6, row c. [ male announcer ] citi thankyou points can used for almost anything you choose. what's your story? citi can help you write it. >> seems even a monarch needs a little help from time to time to get by especially when the cost of heating those drafty old palace sores to over one million dollars a year in the independent report queen elizabeth looked to the government to pay the bills to heat buckingham palace. she sought a hand out from a program that subsidizes cost for the poor. government minister considered slipping her the funds but eventually rebuffed the quen's request to avoid any adverse publicity. can you imagine? all right let's go back up date the weekend weather forecast. sandy is here with. that. >>reporter: we get the natural heating variety in the bay area tomorrow morning. we look at clear skies. air mass continues to warm so today's warming i

a lot of families celebrating this lol day. it didn't take long to find someone who is out of work and who sees this holiday a little bit differently. >> fill the cooler, cook the hot dogs. . this labor day holiday picnic is all about the family. and helping out those ho are struggling to make ends meet. >> it's been difficult. especially trying to find a job that pays you a living wage. >> david has been unemployed for more than a year laid off by a chemical manufacturing company in fremont, a place where he worked for 11 years. he's been looking for a new job. >> it's pretty tough. especially if you try and stay in the bay area. you can't just take any jobs. need to take something more or less than what you used to make. it's tough realizing that nowadays companies aren't paying that much. >> he has had to dip into his 402 k to make his house payment and worries about taking care of his wife and children every day. >> i worry about health care. you know. i worry about my kids getting sick and not having help. >> he is thinking

splendid hotel in touch with the hotel and touch your room the photos a good go how would international house flood to change every green lol he told. afghan opium production has have to do to disease poppy crops but the amount of land used to grow the drug remains unchanged a u.n. report is found with as of a couple prison work men are doing time for drug smuggling. religious a real status fueling tensions in india as a country awaits a court decision that will pass a sight to either hindus or muslims. genocide the job or you will see what iraq. you know become piece of. the media has left the building over a hundred delegates are left addressing empty seats at the un general assembly is journalist a fall the top figure is out. and a group of russian enthusiastic are sending people to an early grave but only for about twenty minutes at a time insisting. being buried alive is a radical cure for depression. and as one of the russian capital euro with marina joshie welcome to the program afghanistan's opium production has have this year due to disease affecting poppy crops the united nations survey has found but the amount of

tell me touch your group which is a good good how would international flood achieve every green lol he told. the return of the twenty second space mission to baikonur is delayed by twenty four hours due to technical difficulties while i'm talking from the international space station. risk assessment and corporation in missile defense dominate talks at the un general assembly a person. steals the show as he prompts a walkout big political messages have been sent from the united nations get all the latest updates in our report from new york and head the program. in pursuit of happiness the american dream has competition as india develops into a pub for new opportunities creasing numbers of foreigners many of whom are from the u.s. . home from home close up team explores the cultural diversity of russia in the region. who were forced to move don't want to leave. where you're watching are to you're very welcome to the program we're live here from our top story now two russian cosmonauts and astronauts stuck in orbit after a fault they were unable to leave the international space station th

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to date with the latest news but before we go here's a quick look at the footballing goal fest that was this weekend's russian prime really enjoy. lol. and she. plays. slowly was. told. and that's all the support for this. morning's today violence is once again flared up. these are the images and seeing from the streets of canada. operations are the day. for the full story we've gone to. the biggest issues get a human voice face to face with the news makers. the mayor of moscow is a fine line to a t.v. is in now where the president says he too because he no longer has confidence in the capitals wants. the russian president then the trip to china by means of the bottom one ticket to be the next leader the people's republic. the secretive north korean leader kim jong il promotes his son to the general public a step towards a hereditary. underpinning of international activism and jewish organized aid mission to book a deal gaza is forced to end its journey by israel in. a very warm welcome see this is see live from moscow with me alice have it now also i'm almost two decades away and as the mayor of moscow here to the scoffers been sun

lol he told in talk of. every couple their stories that scheibe the weak ass of russia's republic of north a set him up to says day set aside but on which killed seventeen and injured over one hundred sixty local police are accused of negligence and failing to stop the boma. and as communique commemorations marked the ninth anniversary of the nine eleven terrorist attack there are clashes to the plans for a mosque near ground zero and defacing of the qur'an. a miracle on the tiger planet safely land a passenger plane in the forest after that communication and navigation systems failed on the route to moscow from russia's far east. out on the brainstorm make for a brighter future on top minds gather for the global policy forum and get them to discuss a formula for better peace and democracy. thank . you and welcome to the program this is our weekly review of our town main story russia's republic of north are set is reeling from the deadliest terror attack on its capital in a decade a car bomb exploded at the central market of logic of cause us says day morning killing seventeen and injuring more than one hundre

lol. i don't want to absorb them -- absolve them. >> one of the other note that was part of their plan said, james, should have a more sleezy persona than possible. i don't think it is possible. first he poses as a pimp and then a phone repairman and then someone who could actually saw seduce -- seduce a woman. >> i want to see half as much time spent on denouncing steven colbare for his idiotic report where he is making fun of normal americans -- >> again, that is congress being stupid. >> he accepted he wasted everybody's time and my money. >> i agree. >> the problem is with o'keefe he forces us to waste our breath. >> and i am glad beaudreax is okay after talking with rick sanchez. boo im -- booger-eating girl. you bagged on her, and in this economy you do what you have to do. god speed booger eating girl, god speed. >> it is portable food. good to go. >> steve, you asked what this girl should do next. i say she goes back to work head held high with a finger in the air. bakery refuses to make gay cup cakes. so bakery co-owner david stockton says, quote, we are a family-run business with two impressionable daughters and thought m

a shout out to gaga. she showed up on "tonight show" wearing an asomble made out of sushi. >> is that lol?i don't know who she is. >> i don't either. we need to get out more. >> i think she ought it be invited by the uso. that will be fascinating. get lady gaga, on the u.s. tour. >>> coming up chris jansing. >> then at 1:00 don't miss "andrea mitchell reports." boss: our breakout session is gonna be great. got the gecko t-shirt... "4 million drivers switched!" gecko water bottle... notebook... chamois... gecko: sir, i feel a little bit uncomfortable with all... you know... with all this. i mean, it's not about me. should be about how geico's the third-largest car insurance company in the nation. things like that. boss: oh, of course! we're not gonna get carried away. gecko: uh...yeah... all right as long as we don't overdo it. vo: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. tmy name is...peggy.g you have problem? peggy? ok, i've been waiting for fifteen minutes for someone to pick up. you're tenacious like bull. i like. please hold. no, no, no...pe- so p

a football joke ready for me. >> oh, yes, football. yes, we've been working on one all day long. >> jimmy: okay, good. >> it will surely bring you big lolsis. >> jimmy: let's hear it. >> we're going to hear it? >> jimmy: sure. >> let's get our number one joke man, roger. come, roger. >> jimmy: get roger in here. yeah, get roger in here and let's -- oh, boy. all right, well, that's -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: somebody should have -- >> it's mr. jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: someone should have given roger a heads-up. >> one second. here's the good one. >> what is a the difference between the detroit lions and cap'n crunch? >> jimmy: i don't know. what is the difference between detroit lions and cap'n crunch? >> cap'n crunch can get in a bowl. >> jimmy: oh, all right. cap'n crunch can get in a bowl. very funny, guys. and next time, if you could, wear shirts, because people need to eat breakfast in eight hours, okay? >> oh, people eat the breakfast, yes. >> jimmy: yes, they do. >> that's good. you are mr. funny, mr. kimmel. >> jimmy: thank you very much, guys. thank you so much. it's a good joke. i'm not going -- [ applause ] i feel dumb repeating

a margarita soon. he replied, putting kid to bed. hold your horses. hayes wrote back to him. dude, the horses want to get loose. lol.laugh outloud. just hours after those messages were exchanged, he had put his own kid to bed allegedly sexually assaulted the 11-year-old girl. >> we also heard about these graphic photos, one suspect reportedly took on his cell phone. >> these were even more disturbing if that is possible. in fact, they were so disturbing that the judge decided that the courtroom and the jurors would not actually see them. they were described instead to the jury by a state police investigator. they showed various parts of the crime as it was unfolding. they are simply too disgusting to even describe on television. dr. william petit, the father, apparently gripped the bar in front of him in court as the details were read out by the state police investigator. just another horrific moment in what is really a deeply disturbing trial. >> the defense here, the defense is that the cops should have stopped him and it shouldn't have happened. it's the cops' fault. are they out of their mind? >> quite possibly.

lol are. >> i will, i promise. >> thank you, get back to me. >> okay. >>> the obama family makes a rare church visit.d it be a political move? we'll talk about that and a lot more in our strategy session. >>> and delaware is a controversial republican candidate. now scrambling to answer embarrassing questions about her past. we're live at christine o'donnell's campaign headquarters. the most powerful half-ton crew in america has a powertrain backed for 100,000 miles. chevy silverado half-ton a consumers digest best buy and the most dependable, longest-lasting full-size pickups on the road. now get 0% apr for 72 months on 2010 silverado half-ton models with an average finance savings around $5,600. into revolutionary performance. one word makes the difference between defining the mission and accomplishing the mission. one word makes the difference in defending our nation and the cause of freedom. how... is the word that makes all the difference. >>> right to our strategy session. joining us, donna brazile and the republican strategist, ed r rawlings. is it fair to say right now if sarah palin decides

a fan, not like tena. >> what would you twittering about "today." will you go right after this interview and twitter about it? >> i would say lolwill be in all caps. and then if i have room, i'll say what i am going to have for lunch. but i only have a limited a lot of characters. >> how do you top that show you did with betty white? >> we have made the decision not to even try. it was the greatest. the scary thing for us was there was such high expectations for that show. >> she owes you. she won an emmy for that. so she owes you big. i would twitter about that, if i were you. >> seth meyers, always a pleasure, congratulations on 10 years. 36 years. you can catch the season premiere of "snl" tomorrow night right here on nbc. >>> and up next, new looks for some dogs.old gibbs canning com. today these factories are full of dot com businesses. and now my job is helping maryland create new economy jobs. training new math and science teachers investing in our institutions of excellence pioneering new cyber security jobs and giving an old gm plant a jump start building electric motors. i'm barbara mikulski. i approve this message so

a fan, not like tena. >> what would you twittering about "today. will you go right after this interview and twitter about it? >> i would say lole in all caps. and then if iave room, i'll say what i am going to have for lunch. but i only have a limited a lot of characters. >> how do you top that show you did with betty white? >> we have made the decision not toven y. it was the greatest. the scary thing for us was there was such high expectations for that show. >> she owes you. she won an emmy for that. so she owes you big. i would twitter about that, if i were you. >> seth meyers, always a easure, congratulations on 10 years. 36 years. you can catch the season premiere of "snl" tomorrow night right here on nbc. >>> and up next, new looks for some dogs. building wind farms and expanding clean energy manufacturing. but in america, gridlock has held us back. now, the senate can change that - by passing a renewable electricity standard. it will spur development of clean energy and boost manufacturing inmerica, creating hundreds of thousands of new jobs. so we can make our own energy future - not just buy it from china. call your s

a fan, not like tena. >> what would you twittering about "today." will you go right after this interview and twitter about it? >> i would say lol be in all caps. and then if i have room, i'll say what i am going to have for lunch. but i only have a limited a lot of characters. >> how do you top that show you did with betty white? >> we have made the decision not to even try. it was the greatest. the scary thing for us was there was such high expectations for that show. >> she owes you. she won an emmy for that. so she owes you big. i would twitter about that, if i were you. >> seth meyers, always a pleasure, congratulations on 10 years. 36 years. you can catch the season premiere of "snl" tomorrow night right here on nbc. >>> and up next, new looks for right here on nbc. >>> and up next, new looks for some dogs. right here on nbc. >>> and up next, new looks for some dogs. not that long ago, many families were priced out of an overheated housing market. but the times have changed. get the facts at remax.com. today, the dream of owning a home seems more attainable than ever. nobody sells more real estate than re/max. visit remax.