that was mistake to talk about assaulting a sea turtle with a flashlight. >> and the last phrase is? stephen: forgive me. >> perfect. >> stephen: now is that aapology to the sea turt? >> that's an apology to the audience. i think sea turtle is screwed. >> stephen: well, i can see you're uncomfortable, let's move on. are you ready to help me generate some ideas for colbert super pac? >> with your language, you and i together can create an ad that works with democrats and republicans. that scores with the south and the north. that scores with a 25-year-old and a 65-year-old. >> stephen: okay. but the ad, the ad has to be about these ideas. >> i will commit to taking those words and finding a way to transform politics as we know it. but you've got to cooperate with me. that's also one of the words. >> stephen: i imagine that in realtime... >> will you cooperate. >> stephen: the simple truth is... >> yes or no. >> stephen: i am sorry. (laughter and applause) >> what are you doing? >> stephen: i'm trying to apologize. >> right but there's a time and a place for everything. are you with me

you can catch another one. >> this is a man who he catches turtles. >> yeah? t understand anything he's saying. i'm sure you can understand. >> i understand every single thing he said. >> did he say he was part indian? >> he said a lot. you have to watch it on youtube. i learned a lot about turtles. >> i don't want to know anymore. >> i should thank piers morgan with a look on "piers morgan tonight." >> tonight, i'm talking to a man who is still mulling over his own run at the white house, rudy giuliani. plus, one of the president's top celebrity supporters who raised big bucks in a star studded party last week, harvey weinstein. and we'll talk to a very opinionated man who loves a good argument. and the most important thing is to have someone like you, someone like me who disagree on a very important issue, constantly talking, constantly working it out. >> we certainly disagree. that and more at the top of the hour. anderson, back to you. >> thank you very much. coming up, the redridiculous, a sorority and a rap video. need we say more? the sons of former slav

a. turtle political dialogue the result of violence. and a french court has ordered an investigation into possible misuse of public funds by the new international monetary fund chief christine lagarde when she was france's finance minister and she took over from dominic strauss kahn of the i.m.f. last month after he stepped down from the post after being charged with sexual assault in new york coming up our interview to show spotlight today al gore now speaks with the pen shook the chairman of the board of trustees of the late buy call protection fund about the threats facing the world's biggest freshwater resource. however. i'm. the world's biggest freshwater lake by. the first. company to be ready. for. a special program to protect the lake but what. is the chance. my protection found. the world's deepest leak. but it may come to an end at any moment the factory spitting out water deadly chemicals straight into the lake undermining its unique ecology the russian government has set a goal to help by called become clean again but short h

the other hand on the republican side the these in the senate we have from from what's his name a turtle. of a curve yeah. you got to got a little you know mr cutlets room is forgotten he has appointed jon kyl pat toomey and rob portman two out of three of the tea partiers all three of them have signed grover norquist pledge never again to raise taxes on the in the house side we have john boehner has pointed to penciling fred upton and dave camp all three of them tea partiers are two of the three tea partiers there was a time when fred upton was actually fairly moderate and they have all signed grover's pledge so you've got six republicans have signed a pledge not to raise taxes and what's supposed to come out of those to make it work is some tax increases and some revenue cuts how is this going to worry easy i mean easy it was a c. . this committee by the way the one point five trillion i think it makes it a joke because it makes the makes the committee look like they're doing something when we need to cut way more but it's easy to do what you just said you lower rates and remove holes

as a great step forward for everyone but i mean this we've spoken to say that it will be actually a turtle and so convince south korea because they don't want to be dependent on the north for anything but there is a way out of our analysts told us about that i know you hear about it and business shortly. you will see now more details have surfaced about the murder of a russian human rights journalist on the political sky over five years ago investigators say they have new information about who might have ordered the killing the statement a follows the arrest of a former a key witness in the case he is a retired police lieutenant colonel who's now under suspicion for organizing the killing and the pilot who investigated human rights violations in chechnya was shot five years ago on the stairs of the building where she lived investigators say her professional activities were likely to motive for the mud now a quarter past the hour here in moscow iran has filed a lawsuit against russia in the international court over its refusal to supply s. three hundred missiles that you've got to spin off

always dreamed of encasing harry reid's skeleton in adamantium, or making mitch mcconnell into a ninja turtle. [laughter] but it turns out, this "super congress" is even cooler. >> it consists of 12 lawmakers, evenly divided between the two parties, the rest of congress would not be allowed to amend or filibuster its recommendations. >> stephen: yes, only twelve lawmakers. this is great because the real problem with congress has always been too many reasonable people. [laughter] but even better, only twelve people have to make these unpopular recommendations. that way, when social security and medicare get cut, the non "super congress" can say, "hey, i didn't push grandma in front of that train, i just voted in favor of those twelve guys doing it." [laughter] of course, even that might make incumbents politically vulnerable, so instead of voting on supercongressional legislation, congress should just vote up or down on ream of blank paper. [laughter] nobody knows what was passed until the effects start showing up. say, grandma starts eating dog food. [laughter] sure, she's angry, but she can'

him in some ways, bill clinton had those things when i covered him, he used to say when you see a turtle on the fence post, it didn't get there by accident. how is rick perry being processed? >> i talked to a lot of voters who said they were coming up to hear him speak and they could hear him sort of a block or two away and they thought it was george w. bush, so he sounds similar but in many ways they're different. and certainly in policies and in terms of the type of fiscal conservative they are, but iowans really are excited that he's here. the voters i talked to. you know, part of it is, though, i think they're just looking for sort of a new player in the race. it's been going on for a while. but he got in a little bit of hot water over his comments on ben bernanke, and the difference is the campaign style at the iowa state fair where he answered every question and he was confident, and today he it was quite striking. his aides hustled him away and he took no questions from reporters. and one thing they'll have to do is instill discipline in the presidential campaign when everything y

. >> you are wearing a black cashmere turtle neck to the orchard? you can't do that. on the airplane, i am trying to learn the apple business. i have my files like a reporter. i realize i am treating my brother as if he was a source. i just wanted him to like me. i wanted to impress him. i had to do that little sister thing. the first rule was, put yourself into their world. the second part of this was understand how difficult it is and don't wait for a crisis, because the fact is, if you have this strange relationship with a sibling, you are already in kind of a crisis. you may not recognize it and maybe comfortable and okay with it, but it isn't perfect. the best predictor of happiness and long term happiness is to have good relationship s with your family and friends. the 3rd aspect is try to see your sibling as they are not as you would like them to be. going to the apple country was huge for me. again, i am embarrassed to say, 15 years i had never been once with. this is a lunatic thing my brother is doing with these apples. when i sailed down this huge area of fr

turtle eggs in the country. the authorities also conducted measures to stop people from collecting the eggs which are considered a delicacy. poaching has been singled out at the main factor behind the decline of the turtle population. >>> muslims in an eastern turkish province are performing a candle dance to awaken people for predawn meals during the holy month of ramadan. the or gins of this dance date back to an ancient legend. two lovers living on the opposite sides of a lake used to me at night with the girl lighting a candle to indicate where she was. one day her father discovered the affair and put out the light. her lover lost his way and drowned and she jumped into the since then, the villagers have carried on the tdi candle dance. >>> hi there and welcome back. here's your weather update. start about talking about this typhoon, this is a very strong typhoon, moving in a northwest direction very slowly. residents in low lying and mountainous areas, alerts against flooding is posted widely as well as people living in the coastal areas. these storms are bringing high waves up to five meters in someplaces s

the words of our former president, william jefferson, the email rest assured that if you ever see a turtle up on a stock, you better know that he or she did not get up there by himself or herself. i am appeared today, because of the love and support of my wife and members of third baptist church, who are in the audience. i am here thanks to my fraternity brothers. johnston, who has been a moving spirit behind this great occasion. i am here today, because there are many persons that labored with main in this movement that we celebrate today. freedom and peace. more importantly. i stand before you today because as moscow made julian bond reference, dr. king taught only one class in his lifetime. that was at morehouse college, of 1961he semester's and 1962. we sat in the seminar of social philosophy. i am delighted to say to you that dr. king arose to that great physician of teaching, because he had a great mentor in the personhood of benjamin elijah mays, howard washington thurman. he passed on to julian and others coming you're truly, the gray pearls of wisdom that we receive from him sitti

is an important project, with the oakland zoo and the san francisco zoo, working to help this turtle. this is a very exciting one, and we're just not getting involved with this. it turns out there is a global collapse of amphibians, they're disappearing globally for a lot of reasons. one of them is a fungus, sweeping through california in the high sierra. it has obliterated population of -- populations of the yellow legged frog. what we are doing is collaborating with the scientists, one of the premier scientists, and we're working with him and his population of frogs that were taken out of a while before this fungus swept through, and these are the only remaining species from this population. we will work on a breeding and release program, and we'll be taking the frogs into the high sierra and releasing them. this is a unique collaboration with san francisco state. and we have a working with the san francisco garter snake, one of the most beautiful snakes, only found along the coast here in northern california. we're working with california state to continue moving the conversation about this

it now the darpa seed money for human travel to the stars in a campaign commercial about wasteful government spending along with some turtles who got a few thousand dollars in government cash well you know what the when i see it i would rather be spending five hundred thousand dollars for humans to colonize the stars than to colonize other countries which we spend billions if not trillions doing every year so i don't know if darpa decides to explore the potential for human travel to the stars i give them my stamp of approval and i put myself on the waiting list but let's stop the wars first. now so that kind of time we have our third date if you have show and tell and a member of the congressional black caucus says that they're ready to challenge president obama tonight trafficking if this white house has turned its back on the black community back in the summer. lead. you know sometimes you see a story and it seems so poorly sleep you think you understand it and then you glimpse something else hears you some other part of it and realize that everything you thought you knew you don't know i'm charged welcome to the big pict

it now the darpa seed money for human travel to the stars in a campaign commercial about wasteful government spending along with some turtles who got a few thousand dollars in government cash but you know what the way would i see it i would rather be spending five hundred thousand dollars for humans to colonize the stars than to colonize other countries we spend billions if not trillions doing every year so i don't know if darpa decides to explore the potential for human travel to the stars i give them my stamp of approval and i put myself on the waiting list but let's stop the wars first. we have our thursday edition of shelling out and a member of the congressional black caucus says they're ready to challenge president obama. if this white house has turned its back on the back tracking system of. an issue free cretaceous free in-store chargers free arrangement free. three stooges free. download free bird live video. free media. tom. and welcome back broadcasting live direct from the heart of moscow this is our two glad to have with us with the headlines european leaders and of the u.s. issues strong statements calling on

of our former president william jefferson clinton, that you may rest assured that if you ever see a turtleimself or herself. i am here today because of the love and support of my wife, jane brown, members of third baptist church who are here in the audience, and my fraternity brothers. brother eric johnson has -- brother harry johnson has been the moving spirit behind this occasion. i am here today because there are many persons who labored with me in this movement that we celebrate today for human dignity, decency, freedom and peace. but more importantly, i stand before you today because as schoolmate julian bond referenced, dr. king taught only one class in his lifetime. that was the morehouse college 1961- the semester's of 1962. we sat in a seminar in social philosophy, and i am delighted to say to you that dr. king and rose to that great position of teaching because he had a great mentor in the personhood of benjamin elijah mays, howard washington thurman, and he has passed on to julien, others and yours truly, the great pearls of wisdom that we received from him sitting at his feet a

a blind intelligence, true, but out of such persistence arose turtles, rivers, mitochondria, figs, all this resinous, unretractable, earth. the next reader is summer brenner. . >> i'm going it read today an excerpt from anana, queen of heaven and earth. i wanted to say a few words about anana. this is the oldest literary work that we have. these are the cuniform tablets that were excavated in the late 1880's and early 1890's by the university of pennsylvania. tens of thousands of fragments of cuniform fragments. the story of anana starts in her adolescence. it travels through her journey as a queen and a goddess, and much of her story is devoted to the love, a very passionate love, for dimusi, who is a shepherd who she takes as her husband, lover and king. and this is called the return. a lament was raised in the city. my lady weeps bitterly for her young husband. anana weeps bitterly for her young husband. woe for her husband, woe for her young love, woe for her house, woe for her city. dimusi was taken captive in aruk. he will no longer bathe in aradu. he will no longer treat the mot

. >> i have a ninja turtles on my legs. >> tell me how long you've been out here. >> my husband and id noon today. >> you're going to stay here until midnight tonight. >> we are, yes. >> why are you such avid fans of comic books? >> i can't say that i'm a fan. but my husband is a huge d.c. comics fan. especially jin lee. he needed a companion to run and get his food and relieve him. >> you're the gopher? >> kind of am, yeah. >> this is huge. comics readership isn't going down. people aren't buying comics as much. they're not happy with the story or -- so this is do or die. this is either change or the industry could collapse. >> large comic stores like this one have been on the decline over the last few years with only about 2,000 left across the entire united states. it's that lost audience, in addition to a new audience, that d.c. comics is hoping to capture on the web. >> it's the first book of a huge initiative that we're doing in september. it's 52 books we're relaunching, with new costumes and story lines. >> do you think this will revolutionize the comic book industry? >> i thi

of our former president william jefferson clinton, that you may rest assured that if you ever see a turtleecause of the love and support of my wife, jane brown, members of third baptist church who are here in the audience, and my fraternity brothers. brother harry johnson has been the moving spirit behind this occasion. i am here today because there are many persons who labored with me in this movement that we celebrate today for human dignity, decency, freedom and peace. but more importantly, i stand before you today because as my schoolmate julian bond referenced, dr. king taught only one class in his lifetime. that was the morehouse college during the semester's of 1961- 1962. we sat in a seminar in social philosophy, and i am delighted to say to you that dr. king and rose to that great position of teaching because he had a great mentor in the personhood of benjamin elijah mays, howard washington thurman, and he has passed on to julien, others and yours truly, the great pearls of wisdom that we received from him sitting at his feet at morehouse college. i want to frame my comments by sa

a little bundle the women's pantyhose. tsa agents pulled and assigned after they detected something odd in his underwear he was carrying seven exotic snakes and three tortoises. taking the could this, baby turtles recovering from hurricane irene massive waves are to blame for this placing these little guys that can buy 60% of the nest left on the beach toward a shorter wash out the 600 of these hatchling turtles are being cared for until they're ready to be released back into the ocean. now to the great vern glenn with sports. >> i like that introduction i wish i had good gains on news but i do not. the a's come up empty in the midwest. it is two to one for the indians, then carlos santana and to run a job with increased the lead the four to one. santana's current round trip. and he goes the distance, this is a former a player. and that makes it six to one. so there is bill joy for the oakland a's fans out there in the way that it has been one for the giants games, usually the first team to score wins it has not been the man in black, white or orange. here is what is happening with the cubs right now. you cannot arrive with a food on your surfboard the second inning, along this home run i have

we saw a huge snapping turtle to get back to the sound. police came over told us to get out of here because there are venomous water moccasins here. that's what we intend to do. >> get out of there, man. thanks very much. >> going now, kwae. >>> millions are trying to get home after irene. more than 9,000 flights were canceled because of the storm. millions more are trying to head into work this morning. buses and trains just starting to run again. abc's david muir is here in times square, where the nation's largest subway system is inching back into service. isn't that right? good morning. >> reporter: good morning to you, robin. i can see you up there in the studio. there was so much concern this morning about whether or not the subways would be up and running for the workweek. of course the airports, as well. 12,000 people were canceled -- had flights canceled. as you can see there, back up and running at 6:00 a.m. you can hear them rumbling below us. jfk and newark, starting at 6:00 this morning. over at laguardia, the airport arriving

and i didn't know, isha, that you had not actually seen turtle man on youtube. let's just show ar this. >> got to do that little cry out there. where you catch another one. >> this is the man who -- he catches turtles. >> yeah. >> but i -- >> you can't understand that. >> i can't understand anything he's saying. >> i understand if we asked piers morgan we can't understand every single thing he's saying. >> i think he said he was part engine? >> you got to watch it on youtube. >>> coming up, the ridiculist. a bunch of sorority ladies. a rap video. need we say more? [ male announcer ] this...is the network -- a network of possibilities. in here, the planned combination of at&t and t-mobile would deliver our next generation mobile broadband experience to 55 million more americans, many in small towns and rural communities, giving them a new choice. we'll deliver better service, with thousands of new cell sites... for greater access to all the things you want, whenever you want them. it's the at&t network... and what's possible in here is almost impossible to say. but not in my neigh

a garage and grew into one of the biggest technology corporations in the world. vin tracey has our story. >> thank you very much. >> reporter: in his trademark turtle neck, steve jobs has defined apple for more than a decade as its c.e.o.. but now steve jobs says it's time to go. in a statement late today, jobs wrote, i have always said if there ever came a day when i could no longer meet my duties and expectations, as apple's c.e.o., i would be the first to let you know. unfortunately, that day has come. jobs' health has been an issue for years, he's lost considerable weight and in 2009 announced this. >> as some of you may know, about five months ago i had a liver transplant. >> reporter: jobs started apple in his parents' garage in 1976. the company focused on personal computers until 2001 when jobs unveiled something called the ipod. >> they're going to just be blown away with how beautiful it is and how thin it is. >> reporter: then came the iphone in most recently the ipad. jobs demanded apple products be user friendly and smartly designed. >> some people say steve was the marketing die. it was deeper than -- the marketing guy. it was deeper than that. he had

plus, the source also says, helicopters flying over the coast that day spotted two sharks and a giant sea turtlesame area where giordano and robyn went into the water. and what about that $1.5 million insurance policy, as being investigated by authorities? >> we knew from the suspect himself, that travel insurance was taken out. that's what we're investigating. >> reporter: the abc news source that a witness was present when robyn gardner named gary giordano the beneficiary of that policy, that she was coherent when she signed it. matt gutman, abc news, miami. >> that case is so bizarre. >> a source apparently also claims that robyn was planning on going back to break up with her live-in boyfriend. >> it seems like the official charge is, you know, imminent in this case. so, the evidence is more and more damning. >> time will certainly tell about that one. >>> moving on, now. florida collection officials say that casey anthony has turned herself in for begin serving a one-year probation on a check fraud conviction. they're not providing any details about where shis this morning. she apparently m

plus, the source also says helicopters flying over the coast that day spotted two sharks and a giant sea turtlethe same area where giordano and robyn went into the water. robyn's live-in boyfriend told us he received a message from robyn shortly before she nished. >> the last contact i had with her was almost 3:00 that afternoon saying, i love you, i care about you, we'll talk and sort this out when i get back. >> reporter: the abc news source says robyn did send that message but claims it was with the intention of ending the relationship when she returned home. and what about that $1.5 million ininrance policy that is being investigated by authorities? >> we knew from mr. giordano himself that travel insurance was taken out. that's what we're investigating. >> reporter: the abc news source also tells us that a witness was present when robyn gardner named gary giordano the beneficiary on that policy and that she was coherent when she signed it. for "good morning america," matt gutman, abc news, miami. >> lots of new details there. a response from robyn gardner's maryland boyfriend, richard fore

. [ laughter ] >> questlove: "turtle power." [ laughter ] "turtle power." >> jimmy: heroes in a -- you'll get to see florence through snooki's eyes. con -- you'll get to see naples through j-woww's shirt. [ laughter ] >> steve: whoa! [ laughter ] you won the dry t-shirt contest. [ laughter ] not even the wet t-shirt. no, it's not even wet. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the dry one. >> steve: oh, my gosh. it's a vesuvius -- [ laughter ] somebody's close to the alps. ♪ ricola [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro -- pauly d and the crew hitting up italy's beaches. con -- guidos and speedos. [ laughter ] major con. pro -- snooki hooked up with a gondolier. con -- she ended up getting gondo-leria. [ laughter ] got to say, i never heard of gondo-leria. [ applause ] >> steve: that's not good. >> jimmy: definitely not good. >> steve: no. lot of -- >> jimmy: got to be careful who you're smushing. [ laughter ] pro -- everyone in italy is getting into it. con -- even the pope. [ chanting ] [ applause ] >> steve: cabs are here, cabs are here, cabs are here. >> jimmy: he's at the vatican. >> steve: -- at the

where as the russians have taken a different tack they build a boat they have word and keep expanding that and pretty soon now that the turtle has funny kissed up to the supremacy of the here whatever it bearing the present team what it's in the last team well i think there is why is this a biology is something that. has really brought a little closer together i mean he was able to assert that they have a gate to the earth at tie everything together that i think that he was a breakthrough. a challenge that that he has a really. simple and it is a a really a shape that he he bet is it is the body is so early in life now when you were going to fly to the moon and the second time were you anxious i said yes i was anxious because i wanted to do something i had always planned on doing and i was the backup on apollo eleven solar field armstrong had become sick or broken leg or something like that i was also at the go but i wanted to actually cure sort of close up my fly space career. i'll forestier returns you have to control the space ship manually and cap make all the calculations right there when did you know that you're safe.

. >>> and with tropical storm emily coming a little bit closer, it was a well-scheduled return to ththocean for one sea turtlettle guy, was released back into the atlantic yesterday after a 13-month stay in a wildldfe center. he needed that time to recover from being struck by a boat propeller. but andre's all better now. >> his return was also timed for the turtle mating season. lots to look forward to. >> you go, andre. >> that's right, get it. who knows, maybe there will be some lite andres in the area sometime soon. get to work, buddy. >>> we'll be right back with more "world news now" coming up. let me tell you about a very important phone call i made. when i got my medicare card, i realized i needed an aarp... medicare supplement nsurance card, too. medicare is one of the great things about turning 65, but it doesn't cover everything. in fact, it only pays up to " 80% of your part b expenses. if you're already on or eligible for medicare, call now to find out how an aarp... insured by unitedhealthcare insurance company, not paid by medicare part b. that can save you from paying .up to thousands of dolla

stopping this year where as the russians have taken a different tack they build the word and keep expanding that and pretty soon now that the turtle has funny kid stuff the surpassing the here whatever gary in your present team want to symbolize team well i think you care and so why is this a biology is this something that. has really brought the little closer together i mean he was able to circle the have a gate to the earth and tie everything together and i think that it was a breakthrough. a challenge that that he is a really good symbol and it is. a really a shame that he you bet is it is the buyers so early in life now when you were going to fly to the moon and the second time are you anxious i see as i was anxious because i wanted to do something i had always planned on going and i was the backup on apollo eleven so if bill armstrong had become sick or a broken leg or something like that i was all set to go but i wanted to actually cooper sort of close up my fly space career plan and now of course here returns you have to control the space ship manually cap make all the calculations right there when did you know that you're