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and in california, you need a car before you need a place to live. hannah: of course.350. i lived in it. i slept in it. i met my wife in it, i got married in that car. hannah: wow. jay: drove that car to my first "tonight show." and i still have it. that was a special car. hannah: how would you define a luxury car? jay: nobody does luxury like the french. the french put a premium on comfort while driving. the cars don't appear to be ostentatious or flashy, but they are exceptionally nice to drive and very, very comfortable. we americans tend to confuse luxury with crass, garish. i mean, look at trump's apartment. is sitting on a gold chair really comfortable? no, it's not luxury at all. it's like oscar wilde, you know? the price of everything, the value of nothing. hannah: have you ever paid more than you thought you should for something that you bought? jay: no, all i have done is buy too early. i see a lot of people, they buy something because they immediately think they will make a lot of money on it. then when they find out it is not worth as much as they thought,

david: so you are announced as a ceo, and in fact, you took the job, and then a couple of days later,pens. so what did you think? what is going to happen to ge and your career? jeffery: oh gosh, david. it was an amazing time. you know, every year when we go through 9/11, i think of the tragedy for the country, which is still very real. at that moment in time, we owned 1200 aircraft. we owned nbc. we were the biggest business in ge in 2001 was insurance. people don't know that. so we had re-insurance on the world trade center. and it was just -- it was a panic really. we went dark on nbc for three days. we have to take $1 billion -- more than $1 billion write off. david: dark meaning you had no advertising? jeffrey: right, no advertising. but the most important thing was what happened in aviation. with the leased aircraft. we would have nightly calls, the vice-chairman at that time was a guy you know, dennis, he was a great guy. he has since passed away. but i loved dennis. we would have a teleconference at, let's say, 9:00 at night. the guys would call in and say, ok, airline x is goi

a gun. you could not do it. it was against the law for a couple here. any frontier county libel to incursion by hostile indians. battles between cowboys and indians almost never happen. they took a toll as you crossed indian territory. however, if you owned a gun and got close to oklahoma, always better to be armed when you go if to oklahoma, right? o o or montana. like wise they had rules prohibiting you careyish a pistol, dirk, dagger, slingshot, knuckles bowee knife or any other similar instruments. most of them rules against drinking whiskey, playing cards, dealing with women. which basically ruins every western you've ever seen, right? ruins all of them. so here's it question is you're more likely to have better use for a claw hammer doing cow work than a six shooter. it's dangerous. and they're evhaddy. they bang on your leg. now i know that there are people who do competitive shooting and one of them is a friend of mine and i hope he doesn't correct me right here but that's all part of th

a zero. >> you get a zero. t. >> but if i curl my hair, i can get--i think i can get the "a." >> oh, yeah. [chuckles] >> okay. >> this one has only 5,000 original miles. >> wow. >> it even smells. when's the last time you smelled a '41? >> i haven't smelled a '41 for a long time. >> [laughs] i wanna show you what it smells like. >> [grunts] [playful music] you know, it smells like a '42... >> [laughs] >> but i guess it's a '41, huh? >> '41. >> yeah. this is probably the most extensive collection of one make of car i've ever seen, but to get a real sense of these cadillacs, you gotta take 'em on the road. well, let's take this baby for a ride. what do you think? >> okay. >> old vegas in an old car... >> with and old man. >> with an old guy. yeah, there you go... >> i'm an old guy. [upbeat music] ♪ >> this the first time you've ever driven a '41 cadillac? >> i think it is. >> yeah. >> it's beautiful. ♪ fremont east district. i never been down here. this is really the old vegas, isn't it? >> it is. yeah, that's rig

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verbal card with a curtsy. do you want to try a verbal card with me? >> okay. >> dear tracee, you're so smart, so beautiful, and so nice. i wish you a merry christmas, feliz navidad and a happy hannukkah. >> tracee: thank you, guillermo. thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] >> tracee: full disclosure for any of you that try this at home, it can be a little bit awkward but it can also bring you closer together. so have you done any of your holiday shopping yet? have you started any of that? >> no, not yet. >> tracee: do you know what you're getting for your wife? >> not yet either. >> tracee: it's december. you need to get on it. but do i know that it is a lot of pressure to find the right thing. i can help you because i believe the best gifts aren't the ones you buy in a store. they're the ones you buy on those he weird tv commercials you see in the middle of the night. to help all you lazy shoppers, we've assembled this year's 2017 as seen on tv gift guide. you are welcome. >> you struggle, you strain, you're so far away. just bending over to put on your

did you think when you were a young girl in india you were gonna grow up to be the ceo of a large companye pepsi? well, i'll tell you something. it is like a dream come true. i pinch myself every day to say, "is this really happening to me?" because if you trace my roots and go back to where i was born and brought up, and to where i am today, those two points will never connect. and now to be here in the united states running such a large company, it's almost in incredulous thing that's happened to me. so let's go back to india for a moment. so you grew up in a very close family, and when you were very young your mother would-- at the kitchen table say, "well, why don't you pretend you're prime minister of india or something," what was the drill that she was trying to exhibit to you? i think she-- she was a very-- she is a very bright woman, and she didn't go to college because her parents didn't think girls should go to colleges, and they couldn't afford to send her to college. so in a way she lived vicariously through the daughters. so she kept pushing us to be whatever we wanted to be,

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>> yep. >> are you out of your mind? that's a [bleep] waste of time. >> look, jon, i don't like the way you talk to your brother. you--you probably are one of the better car guys i've ever seen, but you are one of the worst managers of people that i've ever seen. maybe there's excuses and there's reasons and there's all these other things, but i think one of the things that i have to get convinced of is that you can actually manage people. i'm not gonna let you down. coming up... hit it like you mean it. >> [bleep], this is hard! >> and later... this is new york city. this is my [bleep] town, okay? i know what goes on here. >> you don't know anything. you've got till the end of the day. they go, or i go. >> let's go, guys! today is a big day. this whole place is getting redone. i have 40 contractors inside. >> wow. >> everybody from builders to electricians to painters. i would say i'm gonna end up spending way over $300,000 to get this right. i had estimated 200,000, but when licensees come here, i need to know we are absolutely

dollar where you could see big coins trade a million dollars a coin you know it's not necessarily the price a bit coin is moving so much as the the u.s. dollar is experiencing a hyper inflationary collapse like a why more republican having a why more republic moment for planet earth well hyperinflation is a kind of a political thing you know they always say it like inflation and deflation are monetary events hyperinflation is a political event people lose faith in that system so i know there are some who say like when you see the force of the u.s. government or the chinese government or the abu dhabi government or you know any government going to come in and smash your head if you don't use their currency but if if the people have lost faith in their political and financial system there's nothing you can do you can't beat them over the head enough you cannot the gulag archipelago show that you can't force people to believe in your your cult you know within a few years you know fifty sixty percent of the population will have a million dollars worth of crypto on on a private key on a yo

you are a state representative. with all due respect, which is none, the only thing that you are representing with this behavior is bigoted dumb-assery. [ cheers and applause ] what else is happening? it's a tense time in l.a. as i'm sure you've seen, major brush fires happening in southern california right now. more than 80,000 acres have been burned. tens of thousands of people have been evacuated from their homes. this is what the 405 looked like this morning. the 405 freeway. you know in l.a. is hellish? today was literally hellish. that is crazy. i see it, when you see it from a helicopter shot, but when you're looking, that is insane. so anyway, thank you to all the firefighters who are out there right now. [ cheers and applause ] our thoughts, our prayers, are with everyone affected tonight. stay safe out there. for all of those who have been displaced by the fires and need a place to stay, guillermo says you can crash at his place. yes? >> guillermo: that's right, yeah! >> neil patrick: you're cool with that

you begin to build a relationship if you feed that relationship you begin to build a friendship no matter how different you are when you're sitting across from somebody like you and i are right now and we find in common we're beginning to bond you know and we may disagree on certain things but the more we find in common the less things like this begin to matter and when they give up their robes and herds they're done that is their uniform that is their badge of honor what is done to me they don't wear out of the k.k.k. you're not a racist what is done done done means they are done promoting racism and subscribing to that belief because that blood drop that i just explained in that video on that cross means they will shed their blood for that belief that's why it's called the blood drop emblem that's a oath that they take and they have forsaken that oath and when you give a black man your nemesis your top nemesis your robe and hood you're done i'm going to take some video from charlottesville this is from a couple of weeks ago in virginia in the united states where white supremacy this neo

that was not a good thing to do you want to govern a country if you are not capable of having a good production on monday for an answer for the country if you are governing on not excuse me those parties who won the election reverence and the greens together with the conservatives who lost more than we did still had the possible to build a majority. those parties who wanted to govern germany failed to do so and we were hailed on monday and we were surprised about that and we hope we can be sorely mistaken sorry that i interrupt you really i understand that you were surprised but you have professional party you are still in the government and you want to tell me that you were not capable after hours and hours from midnight to ten o'clock the next day to find another answer than the no it was unanimously you decide it again and that is you know coalition no uncle we want to be in the opposition that's an exaggerated i mean that's what you're saying yes there was a mistake and i said preditions make mistakes as human beings do i think that's a fairly little mistake in comparison with wh

give a stock before you go? >> right now it's a comfortable time so we would not have more than a neutral weight on u.s. equities at this point. we think it'll be a fine year next year, we think there are much better options overseas. >> we like chinese internet companies. also with what's happening with china, mainland shares we're also liking a amazon play. we think target, if they show strong sales, they're looking online we think they could surprise people and become like the walmart of next year much how walmart was successful this year. >> all right we'll leave it there thanks to both of you. happy new year >> thanks, guys. >>> coming up when we return, street smarts. kevin o'leary will take us back to school all in the name of finding the next great business. stay tuned you're watching "squawk box" on cnbc >>> welcome back to "squawk box. check out these pictures from erie, pennsylvania a record-breaking five feet of snow this week and more a apparently on the way. the tally could reach a whopping 70 inche

make sure you have a plan. make sure you have a plan if it happens. you know who to call, what to do. most people find themselves in a reactive situation, where something bad has happened. and they don't even know who to call. >> got it. okay. the number one -- am i right in saying the number one way that people get hacked into is through employees still? >> employees are still part of the weakest link. >> so maybe not number one but that is a weak link. >> absolutely. >> by the way, i clicked on a phishing scam the other day. right? i know better than to do this. and somehow they got me the minute i did it, i kind of freaked out and called the computer person and said i just did this, can you check my computer. >> it happens. and it used to just be e-mail. social has really blown this problem up, because everybody's on social. everybody is interactive. and a lot of business owners are on social please days. for instance there's only 135 million websites on the dotcom space today. there's 200 million businesses on facebook. >> so how do you warn your e

you? >> i'm a yankees fan. [ laugh ter ] >> what do you mean, you're a yankees fan! sey. >> get him off, you guys. get out of here. >> how many dodger dogs can you eat? >> honestly? >> honestly. >> three, with the bun. >> with the bun? >> yeah, no problem. four, five, if i want to feel like [ bleep ]. but if i want to feel okay, three. >> are you loud in the stands? >> in all depends. i'm a mother. so i'm respectful of children. and if there's a child next to me, i will not yell profanities, but if there's no said child in my vicinity, yes, [ bleep ], i scream. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> now that you say that, i can remember hearing your voice at the lakers game. >> i scream so much. >> make a damn free-throw, shaq! bend your knees, shaq! hustle back on defense, shaq! >> you are really fun to watch, i gotta say. >> thank you. so halloween is coming up. >> yes. >> you have a very important decision. do you go trick-or-treating, or do you go to game 7? >> it's not that hard of a decision. i'm going to game 7. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause

he had a philosophy of decentralized management. in that you have a local manager, and they should feel like they own the business, and inre was a general manager tupelo. they went and bought meridian, then he got into michigan, new jersey, pennsylvania. we started buying other operators. and as the business evolved to through the 1980's, one day, it was not just a valley town business and a rural business. espn, hbo, and cnn came along. it was suburban and urban. and so there were 30,000 cable franchises awarded, and eventually, they needed to consolidate to be more like a tv business or phone business, where you had larger service areas, and that is when comcast really stepped on the pedal. david: so in 1972, if i had bought your stock, what would i be -- brian: if you had bought 1000 shares, it came public at $7, went down to $.25 the all-time low -- that is another story -- you would have over $11 million today, and 18% plus compounded return for 45 years. if you put the same $7,000 in the s&p 500, you would have just over $500,000, with a

wait until you see ours. >> um-hmm. it is a winter punderland. >> what. >> wait until you see christmas theme video that went viral this holiday season can you figure out all of the puns, yes. >> um-hmm. >> so if you had the abc's, a whole alphabet across the front of your house except you left out the letter l, what would that be as far as a christmas pun. >> aim not sure i thought it was christmas letters it ace all of the letters of the alphabet. >> all of the christmas letters. >> oh, wait, okay. >> somebody is in your ear. >> i'm thinking bit, all of the letters, but l, so there >> no l. >> tom, who is in the control room say, tiny tim tom, he said that to you. >> no, he didn't. >> could you lion christmas. >> i didn't say that. >> we're not lying. >> that was all her. >> was it michael hudson directing. >> um. >> was it michael hudson directing. >> um. >> it is christmas morning. >> i just said um. >> thanks, michael. >> so, i think christmas letters work. >> christmas letters. >> christmas letters. >> are you one that gi

i want a #you are a human. pplause] it bothers me that men don't have to train other than not to touch another man's when you go to a meeting. you don't have to say look out for that guy, he might hit you on the. you don't have to be trained to do that. i am a human being, don't touch me and don't talk to me appropriate way. i don't know how we legislate that and i don't know how we shift the culture. that conversation has to be about empowering because this is about privilege and power and how people use it. privileges and going to go anywhere anytime soon but it's how you use your privilege. you have to use it to serve other people if you have more privilege for them. i think you people people understand that concept and interact with people and being a human being. >> you are being careful with your language they are. >> i was being very careful. >> to understand before all of these allegations surfaced and before the me too movement loss and did we understand where we were? we watched as a society seven seas

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now, as you know you are a kid you will take a gift to the teachers, probably. mentary schoolteacher, this happened to be in the state of ohio as you can tell, one of her students slapped a picture of himself on the bottle of wine. teachers do get bottle of wine there was a note can you see that, our child might be the reason you drink, so enjoy this bottle on us, you know. it is kind of funny. >> it is. >> so, the brother posted it. >> so i think, he must have a lot of teachers or this teacher drinks a lot. ten teachers got 10 bottles. so, must be a elementary school where you go from room to room, different teachers and all that. >> at first i said no, no, not appropriate. >> why, because. >> it is a kid on a alcohol. >> but then i get with the caption i think i like it. my son driving you nuts. >> one of our viewers weighed in and they said they have done this too, so this is their. a present from my son's teachers a couple years ago. >> see. >> our child might be reason you drink so enjoy this bottle on us. then my son has autism and we are very thankful to h

breach you'll receive encrypted a let's. keep you safe that it can be exploited i can have a good site if there is domestic abuse going on for example and you want to record proof and then go to the police it can have a bad side because you might feel you're being stalked by a jealous ex else or jealous that there's a potential as you be hijacked as well tickets were able to enjoy it which is i think has closed bits of software within it so it's always a plus this month with the new technologies of course that said edward snowden himself has always been notoriously careful about the technology around him. famously asking journalists to place their phones in hotel fridges to stop for oil would be snooping so it's uncertain whether this app will create a physical space you can trust or make you more power annoyed of the device lying next to you be aware of the spy next door. for the news make sure you check us out on facebook you tube or twitter i'll be back at the top of the hour with the headlines so stay with us. when you don't. see

you relax a little bit? "you are only good as your last performance." right? some of that is true because i think what you are talking about, and i don't want to belittle that, is external recognition in fact. being a musician is internal development. it is sort of, you know, there is a tremendous emphasis -- you collect art. what makes one person that artist and nobody else, right? what makes you david rubenstein and nobody else? what makes the sounds that i make only possible because of some wish to hear certain sounds a certain way? and i think that is what i spend my life on, and so winning awards is fabulous because it gives you more chances to do something that you might wish to do. you know, we are talking about external recognition versus internal satisfaction and fulfillment. they are different levels of pleasure, right? and i think the levels of deep fulfillment, and this is where, you know, the loose term i'm going to use, culture, comes along because if you do things in arts and sciences, in cultu

we appreciate you. >> thank you. a lot of time you make fun of me. >> ya. >> it comes out of love. >> it is, you know, can't make fun about anything anybody more. >> i know, it is in good fun. >> but it is true, you want to stand? >> i am standing. >> and i admit in these chairs, i'm the same height as i am sitting so sit being right now, then this is me standing. >> and i have heals on. >> that's advantage to doing morning television. >> you can either be standing or sit being and you're the same level. >> exactly. >> so if i need to stay away i just stand. it works. ya. >> so that's an advantage, i think? >> i think so. you know, there are a lot of advantage, but first we want to show some pictures, that were sent in. >> okay? >> so for this first one, it says. my mother was four-11 with shoes off. that's her, about 1959. love that one. oh,. >> and this juan was nice. alex my father who is five and three quarters, said all good things come in small packages, my dad is under five-one. >> okay. >> i love that. so you k

you know it's more of a joy you see of just a lifetime when something big. but the olympic team doesn't get too glued together like the n.h.l. i mean in my opinion how do you compensate for that. it's a challenging you know for the team. who will. data ridge don't have too much time to be together before the walk trot signals so i think that both you said. it's very well done with the team you'll build. to try to make the right players for t.v. . let's get good chemistry in the short time well it's really important since they came for the olympic hockey team is coach and the synergy between the players i mean because you don't get to spend time together you know each other's habits you don't understand but today's hockey players know each other i think that they have played together in the past maybe the seeds of maybe the club teams you know but. i still listen to people the team is very important because if you don't have the time to really practice to get out of my style i think you go should make good choices you know find the right play it's the right pl

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a month ago you decided tojump ship. government. a month ago you decided to jump ship. rnment. a month ago you decided tojump ship. why is government. a month ago you decided to jump ship. why is that? it is impossible to defend what cannot be defended. you can clearly see the violation of human rights and the crimes against humanity that have been committed in the past four months. it is impossible to defend quote unquote socialist utopia, it isa quote unquote socialist utopia, it is a dystopia. ajourney to venezuela undercover. journalists we re venezuela undercover. journalists were barred as the opposition to do the streets. the mother of the country's most famous political prisoner took me to hear the voice of resistance. look at that. a jeep has come out look at that. ajeep has come out of the present. they want to talk to us. the present. they want to talk to us. this was the moment our filming in venezuela came to an abrupt end. as the military police approached us from the prison, we attempted to leave. we managed to conceal the camera in our leave. we managed t

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and i wear a fake belly. >> seth: oh you wear a fake belly. nose, i have questions about. >> i've been doing that since i was three. you know where you take your nose up? well, i still do it and i have perfect skin for that. >> seth: oh, great. >> you got to have good skin to do that. >> seth: you have skin that's adhesive? >> i don't know, it's something about my skin. and i can keep it up there for hours. [ light laughter ] >> seth: it's good to know. >> and it feels good. gives it a bounce. [ light laughter ] >> seth: who do we got here? >> oh, that's the international wine lady, regional wine lady. >> seth: okay. >> and she sings a song. ♪ it's friday night i'm gonna get drunk i'm gonna get laid i'm gonna be late ♪ ♪ on monday oh, hello. [ laughter ] and i have a little alcoholic nose. >> seth: okay. d >> yeah, he's my hobo. [ light laughter ] >> seth: everybody has to have a hobo. >> yeah, he hobo. he does things on the sly, you know. he's great. i do his voice. he sounds like my little brother. kind of talks up like this. hi, seth, how yo

the you know i was only was a. party party party you mean the us you wonder was the one with the everybody knows if the illegal was sure you'll. know what's in here this is the pool wagon that was made in the u.s. . is the safe in. denver colorado. oh this is the pirate ship ok i may actually have to call him and find out where this is made. oh no. no need we shine maybe the no no it's not. so you don't want to know but it's to. excited about this on sorry. i was so ahead i was ahead oh. oh. no milch milo only way to home depot is even though my what are you doing i'm tom cruise nice to meet you and see me you the goal is to do this is to have the the lights. like it like a christmas tree. lights stream down like in a line so it has to go from the highest point on the tree and the stream down this way you can you can do it yeah really. there's a little point somewhere. all right. well we don't think it was one non-judicial is a little i would say missions you know you know and i. were to show me where you see the st

what would you say? aaughter and applause ] and they're shuffles. >> jimmy: yeah! and they're shuffles too. [ laughter ] but you -- a lot of your music is so funny too. i think it might even be beyond people's brains how funny your songwriting is. i don't know if people even get it but -- do you guys know that randy wrote "three amigos" with lorne michaels and steve martin? [ applause ] that was one of the funniest -- whose idea was it to have the three aaaaa -- >> it was mine. because i saw it in the -- i'll take credit for that one idea. [ laughter ] because i saw it in the disney picture, "the three caballeros" with donald duck. >> jimmy: yeah. >> someone hit a note. joe karaoke hit a note. aaaaa. he held it like forever. and a hedge grew and they burned the hedge down. [ laughter ] they built a town. the town -- everyone got old. >> jimmy: it's just a long note though. it was just brilliant. any rumors of that maybe coming to broadway? >> yeah. i just heard a rumor about they want to make a musical of

a political act. what does that mean? >> youecently who said, "when you are on screen and you're representing women, it's almost like a time capsule. it gets shipped out to culture and through time and who you are and how you stand up into those roles is actually really significant." and i-- i take that in. i've got to play some characters that are very-- >> stephen: that's a lot of pressure to put on yourself. >> it is a lot of pressure to put on myself. and i don't for the most part, but when i step back and think about it, i think, in a way, it can be a political act. to play a character, even on a show like "sons of anarchy," which is sort of macho, but to be somebody who stands up and has, you know-- can string a lot of sentences together and has clear thoughts, and can be cerebral sometimes, and fierce sometimes, and powerful sometimes. like-- i'll take it. i think that can be significant and somewhat political. >> audience member: woo! >> stephen: well, good luck with the time capsule. ( cheers and applause ) >> i have no

david: so you grew up in a very close family. ou were young, your mother would say at the kitchen table, why don't you pretend you are prime minister of india or something. what was the drill that she was trying to exhibit to you? >> she is a very bright woman. she did not go to college because her parents did not think girls should go to college. they could not afford to send her to college. so in a way she lived vicariously through the daughters. she kept pushing us to be whatever we wanted to be, dream big. but she would always tell us that at 18, i am getting you married off, but you can dream until then. so at the dinner table virtually every day she would sit down and have this conversation about, give me a speech as if you are president. one day it will be prime minister. one day it would be chief minister. and she would always critique us. she would never give us a compliment. she would just tell us, no chief minister would do this, no prime minister would do this, so she kept pushing us to be better and better and better,

were a kids and you showed promise in interest and a determination and in other words you were a pest and you kept coming back -- they said if you're not going to go away try are this. solve had problem and if you can solve that we'll give you another problem. and they just would repeat, repeat eventually might say you're solving a lot of problems do you want toe get paid and kids would go like i can get paid to have fun? you know, wow. who needs a degree, but that was another problem. [laughter] and so what you found all during 60s and then in a tidal wave in the early 70s was word got out all over champagne that it was cool place to be with cool orange computers, and it was the home of the orange glow baskly. and -- people wodgedder in across the street where there was a -- a laboratory school run by the university called uni high and those kids had had it lucky because they were literally strown throw and they run in all of the time and i document stories of a number of those kids because they became

live you up several times a day and give you a shot of something and you would drink this gold elixir, bold tonic and after you were doing this for a couple weeks you would be cured of their your drunkenness, sent off without alcohol and you were good to go. when they kept trying to secretly test his drinks and things likethat, it didn't have any gold in it at all . he didn't really say it out loud. he said there's gold in everything, isn't there? maybe there's gold in air so there must be some bold and mitotic but when they tested them, if he had of the tonic over and sent test this they would find gold. if someone grabbed something off theshelf and tested it would find no gold. what theyfound in his drinks were things like tennis, opium , alcohol . so it was full of all these other substances that probably made the alcoholic forget they were missing alcohol because either they were getting alcohol or drunk on something else but that went on for a while and until his death he never revealed the actual contents of his special elixirs. >> okay. so on to the next subject, this is one of

so you wanted to be a consultant? yeah. or at least you joined a consulting firm. d what was that like? it was great. it was sort of one step closer to where business decisions get done. you're working with management teams. you're helping companies, you know, figure out their strategy, you're helping improve their operations. it was like going to business school for real every day. it was fant-- and you get paid to do it. i couldn't believe my good luck. so you then went-- after a few years, you were recruited by one of your clients. sounds like i couldn't keep a job here. well... this is not going so well. well, they recruited you. merrill lynch recruited you. yeah. dave komansky all right. so dave komansky said: "you were so good as a consultant, come in and actually do the job here." and what was your job at merrill lynch? first job was to run marketing, and then it was to run the sales organization for the brokerage business. you were doing that, and then somebody calls you from morgan stanley and says: "you're doing great at merrill lynch, why don't you do an

you are today. can i just get a sense of how many of you are at brooklyn historical society for the first time? wow. fantastic. welcome. welcome to all of our old-timers as well. a few of our board members are in the audience, so we're delighted be that as well. those who have never been here before i want to give you a sense of this institution which has been around for a very long time, 154 years, and we are historical society that prides ourselves on being very, very accessible to people. we have an extraordinary research library that is open to one and all. we encourage you to come and explore it. we have exhibitions which you may have got an glimpse of right behind the wall, history of abolition in brooklyn, called in pursuit of freedom. there's an exhibition -- i want to make sure that you pick up this brochure on your way out. it is chock-full of incredibly interesting programs, a whole series about women's suffrage coming up soon, and million my sheraton -- mimi sheraton will be here speaking later in the mo

on that, everyone is a nativist. >> okay, so are you a nativist now? es to vegetation, absolutely. you can lift the trees and have a problem of them tipping over in the storm. >> mark: liberals are in favor of open borders for people, but not for trees. they are found all over the muslim world, but this is one muslim ban they are willing to support. when you come to america, you can bring your problems, your head jabs, your sharia law, but you better leave here tamarisk not in timorous stick stand. you can have your choice of female head cover, but not tree cover. because just like some excitable young men of an extremist persuasion, it is prone to self combust. >> the trees themselves have been explosive during these fires that have been happening, so not only do we have the aspect of the traditional origin of the tradition being to separate the black and people of color around the street, after their homes were ruined by the city of palm springs under racist considerations. >> mark: just like a klansman, the tamarisk stands under law and since everyth

they actually had a sleigh ride. youl's kid are in there, family is having a great time. >> yes, the sweater, you had me saying what is that. >> that will start a whole other conversation. >> it all happened. >> it was funny, he is funny. >> jada in some trouble there. >> did you see his new movie, it is on netflix. i did watch it yesterday. it was interesting. it is getting bad reviews. >> interesting good or interesting bad. >> i was entertain. my father fell asleep. but my matter and write watching it. we were laughing. it was good. very intricate, complicated, whole other world. let me know what you thought of it, bright. it is on netflix. >> did you follow along. >> i don't know if it is easy to follow along. whole other universe. >> maybe next week after the holiday. >> 7:43. it wasn't pretty. >> but it was a win. >> how do we fix it. new that we have two week bye in the playoffs how do we make sure we keep this going. we will talk to gary cobb to talk about what need to improve. what can foles do to make sure that

you better get a pair of shoes, honey. now you know. t let it happen again. >> reporter: the shoe designer and businessman started his brand in >> it looks cheap. we're going to get away with it. >> reporter: today he's the force behind a multi-billion dollar brand. as a shoe guy, how many pairs of shoes do you own? >> me? >> personally. >> let me think. three? >> just three? >> i don't wear a lot of different shoes. >> reporter: his path to success took an unconventional turn, a 2 1/2 year prison stint. what was that like, life in prison? >> it was terrible. it was as bad as you can imagine. >> reporter: in 2002, steve madden was convicted of stock manipulation, money and securities fraud. what went through your mind, first thought? >> you know, it's -- it's sort of like you're numb. you're in shock. you know, you're kind of in shock. >> reporter: as his business began to boom in the early '90s, madden took his company public with his friend's brokerage house stratton oakmont. >> steve madden! steve, steve! >> reporter: the same firm wo

nice guy and he's a you know he's a gentleman and you know you have to be when you're under performing to the mag and i say i know it and let me get it ok if you're too sick gold back into the global currency yes because i've said this i'm glad someone else is picking up on this goal but killing is helping gold by shattering the matrix of wall street that is incurring the naked short selling and the financial manipulations going on in the futures market of gold sense you know you've got cheesier oh you've got the settlement is the trade date of the contract cetera that we see guys like patrick fern pioneering over there over stock we're going to obliterate all the machine and machinery that's killing the gold price this will open up like part of the sea of derivatives like because moses parting the sea of derivatives and through the gap will gold price will finally get to two three four thousand dollars an ounce thanks to a big point ungratefulness of the peter schiff of the world and the and the jim rickards of the world who don't understand what we're doing to make them look good. so

of wings and you made $150 a month. plus $75 for flying pay. which would you take? why i became a tus ca gee airmen. it was part of my life. >> can you give us background and why it was formed. >> segregation. before june of 41 a black man could not train with a white man and join the army air corp. they came in and built an entire air field to train blacks to fly. to train. and it took an act of congress. segregation, separate but so-called equal. and the tus kegee airmen started -- by the way, president roosevelt, there's this thing called cpt, civilian pilot training. roosevelt started civilian pilot training because he felt there was a war coming on. germany and eng glaland were fighting and the united states did not have an air force. he knew that we needed pilots. he couldn't say okay, open up the flying field and train pilots because congress and the american public would have raised all kinds of hell. so sneakingly he started the civilian pilot training which means in each college there were training young people