aah lent. you need to challenge people on the merit.tupid politics. >> i was arguing for a fence on the border 5 years ago. it has -- 25 years ago. it has never been done. people are fed up with the republicans and democrats. >> and trump says he will get the mexicans to pay about it. i would like to hear more about the policy. >> that is what i says. >> i bet he would build a wall. john: hold on, please. eleanor: he couldn't get enough illegal labor to do it. john: will trump recover because -- >> recover? he is leading john. john: i mean -- >> recover his integrity. john: recover his integrity and this is the way he is doing it. putting some money into the veteran's administration and he are going to have a review of hospital scandals. isn't that a smart move. eleanor: that is if he is elected. put the money in now i will change my view of him. john: i think he is. that is the way i'll reading the report. >> nobody trusts hill. john: "usa today" reported the hospitals short 41,500 medical personnel. as a result the v.a. cost overrun o

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aah! ohh. [ possum squeaks ] [ cats growling ] [ man gasps ] welcome to...now here he is the host of "afv"... all: tom bergeron! [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much! thank you, texas stars and friends,

aah. overare the lower prices the year. as joe said, we are around $50 per barrel. take a look at gasoline. still up by $2.77 a barrel. so, what gives? where are the lower prices, man? joe: where is the demand? alix: there is a lot of demand ,hich keeps the prices higher but it may trickle through. had morris, the global head of commodities research at citigroup. that "bear market" we love talking about. we are seeing commodities everywhere -- oil and think and milk and copper -- what is your grant. to suggest why they are tumbling? cyclical factors in the global demand growth. the only bright lights are andly the u.s. and india the emerging markets are not seen positive growth. the other part of it is more secular a longer-term thing. we had high prices find more copper, finding more or. it is secular and cyclical coming together at the same time. we looked at growth versus the commodity index, and it looked like it was stagnating, but the commodities index keeps getting hammered. which one is right? are commodities done or is gdp set for a fall? guest: you could s

if they make another one -- aah! aah! [ cheers and applause ] >> no new "space jam"!jimmy: there are a lot of important things going on in the world. this is what you're upset about? >> yes, yes! only this issue! >> jimmy: why do you think that's the thing that you're upset about? >> because the real world scares me and this is all i have. >> jimmy: okay, yeah, that sounds about right, yeah. >> also, jimmy -- may i smell colin farrell? >> jimmy: i will ask. but the answer is probably no, okay? >> that's fair, thank you. >> jimmy: very good. all right. you're welcome. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's thursday night. it means it's time to bheep and blur the big television moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> forget pluto, it's time to [ bleep ] the aliens. >> we have him swimming -- ah, punch it in the [ bleep ]! >> we have to make america great again. [ bleep ] you. [ bleep ] you. [ bleep ] you. >> can i put three [ bleep ] in my mouth at once? show off? >> what is it, random text

aah! a strawberry. >> [ bleep ]. >> happy father's day. >> thank you. [ bleep ]. >> happy father's day breakfast! >> oh! oh! >> jimmy kimmel made me do it! >> whoa! [ bleep ]! aah! [ bleep ]! >> happy father's day! [ giggling ] >> dude, come on. >> here you are! eggs! bacon! >> hey, do you have anything to say to jimmy kimmel? >> jimmy kimmel you're an [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank all the kids and moms and dads for participating. we'll get them back on april fools. we have a good show tonight. chris tucker is here. robert delong is here. mark feuerstein is here. and we'll be right back with nba finals mvp andre iguodala. so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ r it's hotel policy. is it really hotel policy? i'm afraid so sir. do it. how about now? i deserve this. you deserve to be fired. four flavors, four shapes, cheetos mix ups. ♪ong: rachel platten "fight song" two million, four hundred thirty-four thousand, three hundred eleven people in this city. and only one

aah -- aah -- achoo! oh, how i miss the hospital. bath. [ laughter ] trevor, if you're watching, i miss you and i love your touch! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: didn't you say you used to sing a song every night with trevor? why don't we sing a song right now? roots! ♪ to all the girls i've loved before who traveled in and out my door ♪ ♪ i'm glad they came along i dedicate this song to all the girls i've loved before ♪ ♪ to all the girls i once caressed even that poster of farrah fawcett's breasts ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ for helping me to grow way on down below to all the girls i've loved before ♪ ♪ to all the girls i've loved before ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ who traveled in and out our door ♪ ♪ we're glad they came along we dedicate this song to all the girls we've loved before ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: adam sandler! "pixels" is in 3d! imax 3d, regular 3d in theaters this weekend. "pixels"! we've got stand-up from judd apatow after the break. stick around. >> woah! >> jimmy: you know judd apatow! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ after the k

aah! >> ridge: how are we doing? >> caroline: ah, we are doing great. i think we're almost ready for our big day. >> liam: great! you made it. uh, thank you so much for coming. um, we're -- >> steffy: andre, that is so awesome that you made the trip. i got you right up front, okay? >> liam: how are you such a natural at this and i'm like a flight attendant? >> steffy: well, a very handsome flight attendant/vice president.

she used to be very supportive of me. [ beep ] claire: come on. [ beep ] [ television plays loudly ] aahphil! ow, ow! why is it so loud?! my ears are bleeding. i don't know! make it stop! i just installed a sweet home-theater system in the family room. the, um... the trouble is claire struggles with technology of any kind. i mean, remotes, cellphones, computers... haley, have you seen my blue --

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- aah! i sold a home to the one and only pete johnson. there's only one pete johnson?e who's california's top r.v. dealer. there's 835 others. nightmare of a deal to paper. well, and this was his way of saying... - thank you. - of course. (lowered voice) he paid a commission, too, right? yes. and he told me i could take jolene out anytime. yeah, i named her!

(grunts) (metal clinks) aah! (clinks) mother, prepare to feast on the finest omelet in the land...you join the convent. no, i am making costumes for my shakespeare class. so... what do you think? i seem to remember asking you to make me an e.t. halloween costume and you told me you didn't know how to sew. details. besides you were 32 at the time. the point is, proper wardrobe helps an actor connect to the words. so lady macbeth, i presume? desdemona. oh, desdemona. (alexis) yeah, me, too.

both: aah! jeez! you scared the crap out of me. what the -- what the hell are you doing?i'm painting your house. what's it look like? it looks like we have the world's ugliest shutters. listen... frank, we were going to hire painteters to do that. so you can thank me later. i like fine chocolates. dad, please, get down from there, okay? we're trying to sleep here. oh, sure. yeah, i got you. a little saturday morning wake-me-up? just close the window. i won't listen. you know, i'm not worried about the listening. it's t heckling.

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aah! (normal voice) i'm kidding, obviously i wouldn't be caught dead in a sweater vest. now, if you'll excuse me... (thudding) just like fourth of ju-luau. yeah, if you slid a pig under him. world news headquartersl in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart! (cheers and applause) ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." i'm jon stewart. man, we have a good show tonight! we have prepared a beautiful program. tonight on our program, a young fellow named jon hamm! (cheers and applause) you're probably aware as regular viewers of this program that last week the supreme court court held down rulings on health care and matrimony that caused some in the community to act with conscience nation. >> these nine supreme court justices know they're not doing what they're compelled to do by the constitution. >> the supreme court rulings are heartbreaking they're rewriting laws at the bench. >> they're in rogue. might as well get rid of the supreme court and save money. (laughter) >> jon: then we would have money to save lighting. (laug

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>> aah! >> all right guys so we are having fun and we have the whole team out here with us. we have bullard and hack saw and sweet j and they are doing their thing, you can catch them and watch them take to the court at 7:00 they are taking on the washington generals. >> we are back trying to get the revenge. hopefully they can do something. they are not going to win. >> we are rooting for the home team, we'll take this party inside and have more on the magic pass, we'll be down court side with all the players, if you are not hear enjoy the show. i'll send it back inside to you. >> melissa take a ball and try to do that without help on your fingertips. >> can you do it? >> you are putting me on the spot. like this right here. >> there you go. >> she is the best always having fun. >> still ahead, you think the cost of your car insurance andy pends mainly on your driving record think again, sometimes something simple like applying for credit could effect how much you pay. >>> and now fat shaming a baby, one mom says it happens to her chuchingy 8-month-old all the time. >> and

aah! what the -- what a -- what a heathen thing to do. >> to curry's defense, the guy did stink. but the way he went about it. >> since there are no serious injuries and neither inmate wants to file a complaint or charges against the other, jail officials decided not to take punitive measures. >> at this point in time, we just look at it as mutual combat and let it go at that. we're going to separate both of them, take both of them out of the pod, put them in new pods. that's how we're going to do it, rehouse both of them, let them start all over. >> curry has three prior drug-related convictions that resulted in two separate prison stays. recently he's been in and out of jail on bond while racking up new charged of burglary, grand larceny, and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. he's pled not guilty to all his charges. his most recent arrest got off on a bad start. >> once i got into booking and got really hungry, i started making noise, i'm hungry, i'm hungry! >> curry spit on the cell's surveillance camera. >> first of all, they had to restrain me because i was being

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and i expect to hear oohs and aahs. first, a good friend of ours sherry holmes. of the warren g. harding presidential site. this is very unusual. sherry is a former journalist. maybe once a journalist, always a journalist, and she has worked with two newspapers. but she also was at the canton repository. the repository in ohio. where mckinley's grandfather began that newspaper and she is a lecturer and an author. she has authored several books. would you please introduce ms. harding? sherry >> i would be happy to. :the wife was a native of marion, ohio. she and her two younger brothers were under the strict rule of their father. he got no awards for compassion. she attended the cincinnati conservatory of music, studying piano, and shocked her parents when she a loped at the age of 19 literally with the boy next door. the marriage produced a son marshall, before imploding into divorce. she married 25-year-old warren harding, editor of the "marion daily star" newspaper. the two had met at a dance. she embraced newspapering as a family business and quickly jumped in to revamp the ci