aaron b aardvarkenberg, we could not have done it without you, good anton onaardvark lopez garci captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> from comedy

aaron b aardvarkenberg, we could not have done it without you, good anton onaardvark lopez garci captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight the great scarlett johansson is going to join us a little bit later. [cheers and applause] but first, as you know, there's a bit of divide in this country. income inequality. the left thinks it's unfair because of disadvantages built in for the less after few lent. the right thinks it's unfair because those differences are big enough. >> the makers make it. the government takes it from them and this give it to the takers. >> a nation of takers. >> well-fair cheats. >> freeloaders. the moocher class out there. >> sub sid sized freeloaders who would rather watch jerry springer on a couch. >> 97% of them own a refrigerator. >> there's a lot of them that want to suck on t

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